/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21024863
>>>leddit is that way good sir

>>21024863
Nigger

I ain't reading all that shit nigga
I'm happy for you though
Or sorry that happened

I started reading, but then my eyes kind of glassed over and rolled back into my head. Imagine having a wife that motor mouths like this about inane BS.

Ok. Anyways look at this gif

(CONTINUED)

But for two months he did this anyway, every single day? Yesterday, against my better judgment, I started to look at her content online more closely and she does seem to be very obviously young, and very possibly like 16-17 -- or at least the things she says about her life make it seems like she could be. I also learned that not all Vtubers are... like this? This overtly sexual, this overtly young-presenting, etc. There are so many out there that I would have assumed he would have preferred, who actually seem to play video games he plays (this one doesn't play any games), who likes the same things, etc.

I confronted him about it and at first he denied that there was anything sexual about it because "he didn't jerk off to it" but I told him it didn't matter since it was obviously all sexual content, he wrote her a sexual script. And my problem was that she was so young and he was clearly showing her things to try to impress her (in addition to *our* home). I asked him the day before to leave her stream and after he did, she had messaged him asking why he left - so she obviously remembered him.

The age thing bothered me a lot, and he knows this, because I was taken advantage by an older man who basically dumped me as soon as I reached the age of consent and replaced me with another underaged girl.

I wish I did not bother asking because he said a lot of really hurtful things and basically just blamed it on me. He said I wasn't being intimate enough, and that she "relaxed" him and "was funny". The last part sent me over the edge and I started crying because he never once has told me that I am funny or laughed at any of my jokes in the 7 years I've been dating. In fact, most of the time he acts like he doesn't understand my jokes, or he doesn't even bother to fake laugh... It hurts because everyone else I meet acts like I'm the funniest person they've ever met (not in the weird Amy Schumer way, but I am generally good at having a fun conversation) and laugh their asses off at my jokes etc. It has always been something that has bothered me, but that my friends and colleagues and everyone else I have ever met has always genuinely laughed at the jokes I crack, but he never has.

I asked him at the very least, why did he have to choose her? Why didn't he at least try to get someone who has similar qualities to me like being an adult and acting like one? And he said "where would I find a history/politics-obsessed nerd streamer" which was hurtful too. He also said that her voice is better and more relaxing, softer and more femininely. The worst thing is that I saw an old clip where she did a stream without the Vtuber character and she has small boobs in real life too, and he knows that having bigger boobs is the one thing that I have always been really self conscious about, because my ex-boyfriends have always preferred small boobs too. He always told me that he prefers big boobs but now I think that is a lie, he could have chosen anyone, there are hundreds of these people, and he chose the one that is parallel opposite to me. He did not seem remorseful at all, did not apologize (until I noted that I was sad the next day that he did not even apologize and then he just said "sorry" right away which didn't sound honest), and kept lying and covering up the truth.

At this point I have not worked for 48 hours straight, I have been up this entire time ruminating, which is what I do when bad things happen to me. I have a major deadline to meet in a few hours and I am basically not going to make it (my own fault). I am so upset and I feel like my life is over. I do not know if this is a real concern or if I am blowing it out of proportion because it is the first serious time he has "cheated" on me or anything. But I am on the brink of suicide basically. I am 31 and there is no man that actually is attracted to me anymore or loves me (I thought he did but I don't think so anymore after this) and I am sure it will be incredibly difficult to find someone this late. I am pretty sure that my screw-up this week at work will at least cost me my reputation with one of the people I work with, but potentially my entire job. I don't think my parents and friends will even take my side if I try to divorce him because how do I explain this? They won't understand. It literally would have been better if he fucked a real (adult) person?

Is it normal to get this involved with vtubers? Or is he actually crossing a line/boundary? I have no perspective and am willing to hear others out, but mostly just wanted to vent.

Honestly, I am probably just going to do a copious amount of drugs and hope that I never think about this again. Fuck this.

>mucho texto
ma'am this is 4chan...

>>21024863
>>21024985
You tell them queen!

>>21024863
>>21024985

can i get a tl;dr?

>>21025064
vagina good
vtuber bad

300WPM
damn, that job must be pretty intense...

>>21025064
irl hag good loli bad

Which vtuber is it? I can tell you if this is normal for her fans or not.

Anyone found the original reddit thread this was posted in yet? This is an obvious karma farm.

>>21024863
Comete una arepita

>>21024985
>>21024863
My brain can't comprehend more than 3 sentences in a row pls spoonfeed with badly written esl

>>21025108
sounds like fallenshadow

>>21025109
I-I'm not finding anything... Don't tell me OP actually spent time creating this larp...

>>21025167
she hag
her bf emotionally cheat on her with loli 2view chuuba

>>21024863
>I did not mean to snoop - it’s just that he left his laptop open with the stream on so naturally I snooped through all his shit!

I can believe that you are a woman. And I can believe that your husband would seek comfort in the arms of another woman. What I cannot believe is that you would come to 4chan to essay post about such inane shit. You get no pity from me bitch.

>>21024972
>>21025064

Sorry, I meant for the post to be short, but the coke high peaked as I began writing the thread.

I guess the TLDR would be I thought my husband has a parasocial relationship with a potentially-underaged loli Vtuber who does sexual content.

Do I call a divorce lawyer or does this sound like I am overreacting? I am kind of socially retarded and I haven't gone outside in around a year.

>>21024863
>I will admit, I have not been the best wife. I basically have spent 9 months devoting every waking moment to this. The only time when I am not working, I am sleeping, showering or using the bathroom.

>I have still tried to give my husband affection by hugging him, and when he is really desperate I have had sex with him (but it is really a struggle for me because I am drained). But I have really just asked him to be patient for me and that things would calm down soon, that this is like a once in a lifetime opportunity and I will be fucked without it. He seemed to have understood?

You reap what you sow, if you cannot make time for your significant other, well that is what happens, relationships need to be cultivated and cared for else they wither. You chose this, I have no idea if it can be fixed, maybe not, good luck, maybe a lesson for future relationships.

>>21025167
>>21025064

woman gets dream job. husband feels ignored. Starts grooming a possibly underage chuuba for attention. Wife wants to know if this is normal and what to do

>>21025245
It sounds like you need marriage counseling. If you want to entertain us all, you should definitely post her twitch/youtube and show up to her next stream and yell at her for seducing your husband.

>>21025199
actually now I don't know because it says she doesn't play games but shadow plays games. everything else sounds like her though

>>21025245
anon.... you have to try at least a little bit harder... not even 4chan is low IQ enough to find this worth reading

>>21025199
god i wish shondo did sexual content

moom

>>21025270
Can’t have the world

>>21024863
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHAGGAGAHAHAAB

>>21025245
He's probably a pedo but you also are aware he felt neglected. Quit doing drugs. Divorce him or do counseling. and don't listen to anything anywhere here tells you including me

>>21024985
why do people even devote this much energy and time into a relationship.
Just be your own person and worry about your self, as soon as you start worrying about how someone else conducts them selves you are stepping out of line.
And if something like this effects you so much, you got into a relationship for the wrong reasons

>>21024863
>>21024985
Sorry anon but 3dpd<cunny, you lost. A woman value drops instantly after 15

>>21025245
ok if you're being serious this is literally the worst place to ask something like this

>>21024863
>>21024985
lol

>>21024863
>>21024985
>>21025245
>Can't find anything about this online
Please don't tell me this is actually real.
If this is really the case, I genuinely don't know what you're expecting by posting that shit here.

>>21024985
>I am 31 and there is no man that actually is attracted to me anymore or loves me
Allow me to introduce you to /hag/

It this a copypasta or are you actually serious?
Also tell us who the vtuber is

>>21024863
>>21024985

>wall of text
>0 (zero) proof
>people still biting
fourchambros... we got too cocky...

>>21025245
Do more drugs. That will help.

woman moment

>>21025572
implying i read it.

>>21024863
>>21024985
You won't fool me anon. This is a josei manga plot.

>>21024985
Become a vtuber and seduce him back.

>>21024863
Why would you come here to post about your life problems kek, thanks for the funny thread tho, genuinely made me laugh

>>21024863
>>21024985
Show us your tits and maybe we'll consider it

>>21025270
Basically. If this is even true, it sounds more like the thot is just jealous of her husband having fun without her and is trying to use the whole "b-but loli" as an excuse to justify that jealousy by making his hobby and bond with this vtuber sexual-based when it isn't. If you want a closer relationship with your partner, put in the effort yourself, you can't just spend almost an entire year ignoring them and expect them to not do their own thing too.
Also "I did not intend to snoop ... I started snooping" is fucking hilarious. Mind your own business, dumb cunt.

>>21025245
>Do I call a divorce lawyer or does this sound like I am overreacting?
Okay OP, here's what you can do to fix everything: post nude selfies.

Husband sounds fine. I dont really understand emotional cheating. Wives fangirl celebrities all the time and husbands shrug it off because it lets them enjoy their hobbies. I dont see this as any different.

>>21025572
OP is more interesting and thought-out than most other posts here

>>21024985
>Is it normal to get this involved with vtubers?
No not really. Not for a normal person at least. If everything you said is true you should dump the autistic retard and live your own life.

Wife should just Cosplay as the avatar and play the voice on the background for real life JOI experience

>>21024863

>Not a pasta
What the fuck is wrong with you

This is great, you basically divorced him and pretended he didn't exist for the sake of your job, now you get what you deserve

>>21024863
>>21024985
>>21025245
Be a good girl, buy a life insurance that covers suicide and just take a big dose of whatever shit you are taking. You leave a person alone for months, think that pity sex is just enough to keeps things alive and then you get angry about an adult woman roleplaying as a minor... Do this world a favor and hero'd yourself and leave your poor husband and the chuuba alone
If OP is a larper do the same but change husband to "parents"

>>21025689
>Mind your own business, dumb cunt.
Eh I disagree. If you're with someone for 7 years something as simple as watching a streamer shouldn't be a secret. This is actually how my aunt found out my uncle is a pedo lmao. Went into his office that was off limits to the family and saw it.

>>21025689
Yeah well, the whole loli thing is the less important thing in the whole text. It is just a typical case of people thinking relationships are not a dynamic living thing that is in a constant need of adjustments. If you can't take some time at least twice a week to have some quality time with your partner (not even talking about sex, just talking), maybe you shouldn't be with your partner in the first place. Throwing some pussy at your boyfriend when he is desperate won't fix the other 1000 problems you have going.

>>21024863
mucho texto

>>21025214
Yes, I might be a "hag" by your standards but I think that adult relationships are more about loving each other and supporting each other no matter what, and not just about sex or how someone looks. When he got fat, I didn't stop being attracted to him...


>>21025205
No, this larp is actually my life sadly.

If this is type of situation is representative of other people, I please beg you all not to get girlfriends or wives because it is very hurtful. I would have rather he had a girlfriend on the side that was a real person.

>>21025270
If he had just told me that it was this serious, I would have made changes and tried to fix the problem. He didn't, and instead pretended everything was OK.

We have been together for years and for the better part of the last 4 years I had been cooking every night, hanging out with him, engaging in sex, and being a normal human being.

>>21025754
A post that reads like it's fresh out of reddit? I think the fact that it's got this many replies thus far is just proof of how this board is effectively reddit+ at this point.

>>21025932
>This is actually how my aunt found out my uncle is a pedo lmao
that's an order of magnitude beyond watching a streamer

>>21025962
post proof
>post proof
post proof
>post proof
post proof
>post proof

>>21025689
Anon, try to make it less obvious you've never had a relationship. Or at least one that ever lasted any length of time.
This guy was clearly emotionally cheating, and with someone who is physically opposite of his wife in every way. Anyone would be insecure and "jealous" about that. Just because your significant other is "busy" for a year doesn't mean you skip off and flirt with the first thing that moves and think it's justifiable.

To be clear, I think they're both in the wrong in some ways, but you're sounding like a total incel right now.

>>21024863
>>21024985
I only read this because I'm from /tg/, and I must represent our reading comprehension. Basically everything you just said isn't a problem other than him being a loser pedo faggot showing house pictures and trying to be super interesting on pathetic discord servers. It doesn't matter if he has 100% opposite preferences, you either accept the relationship you got or tough shit. Also it doesn't matter if someone doesn't think you're funny, not in a girl power way, but in a general way where its a nothingburger.
Money comes down to how you view a relationship. If a relationship is a business then you're losing on growth. If its an emotional fulfillment station then as long as they aren't jobless and providing roughly zero or negative income then whatever, this century wants to rob you of your money with phone gambling games meant to abuse your psychology so if it wasn't some 16 year old cunny it would be some Chinese State Sponsored gambling app.
The flip side of everything is that its mostly innocuous initiating events causing major distress. Spite, hate, and other shit is endemic to a person, as is being fragile or self-destructive. Meaning: if this is basically just rare odd circumstances creating angst then whatever, but if its just the excuse for inevitable lashing out then by definition it is bound to be a never-ending thing unless somehow asking nicely to never create angst will work. Probably won't for obvious reasons.

Do a bunch of drugs for fun. But also if you actually are addicted to hard drugs then nothing you said matters, go to a church and find God, and replace that worship of dick with the worship of the Lord.

>>21025962
I think you have something to learn about adult relationships
if your husband gets fat and you spend all your time working and think you're unattractive apparently (I'm guessing because you said nobody wants you) and you don't even have sex, you really shouldn't be surprised if he goes to vtubers
People want more than just "support" from life

>>21024863
>>21024985
Honestly sounds like your a huge fucking mess of a human being yourself. If this is real and your first instinct was to come to 4chan to farm for pity points and ask for advice you’re already fucked.

>>21024863

>>21026046
take your meds and fuck off

>>21024863
>>>/soc/

>>21024863
>>21024985
This feels like a shitpost but if this is real then I would like to remind you that this board is unfortunatly filled with incels. This is probably not the best place to ask for relationship advice.

>>21026046
>bitch needs jesus
based

>>21024863
>>21024985
>>21025245
>>21025962
Kill yourself.

>>21025245
I love your post. Yes in this, the female is over reacting, and should just let the male be happy, then try to pull them back to her side instead.

>>21025976
yeah, compared to "Nina banged Luxiem" and "GURA KILLER??" and "Ollie fat!" and "WHATS UP NIPPLESANJI HOLOCHADS STAY WINNIN" i would say that this is a much more interesting post

>>21024863
>>21024985
Great larp, had a good read and good laughs. Well done OP if this is some OC. If this is real for some reason however, then I suggest you keep sucking your husband's cock while he chats with his chuuba and support him on it, he needs this and his dick ain't gonna suck itself.

>>21025702
>>21025682
To everyone who is asking me to post tits, I am not really your type based on what I have seen from my husband with respect to vtubers, i.e., I am not an underaged girl. And I have let myself go a bit. So yeah maybe I deserved it. I think I am done with this thread and just going to take this advice it seems like the best in the thread: >>21025458 >>21025587

Cheers. Thank you for solidifying my opinion about all of this.

>>21025627
Jesus don't post thing like this on this board. Most retards here are like your husband, they're mostly no life losers who unironically love these anime girls as well.
Go to /adv/ or even reddit to post this

>>21024863
>actually read the post
>some guy is cheating on his wife by grooming an indie
wtf

>>21026145
This, or >>>/r9k/ or >>>/b/. This board is for vtubers and their content, IRL and blogshit is expressly off-topic.

nice thread OP

>>21026204
Kek

>>21026187
Unironically try reddit, then you can have a hundred of these posts a day
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/

>>21026043
"Emotionally cheating" my ass. If this guy had close friends he acted like this with, would you consider that "emotionally cheating"? Why is it suddenly "emotionally cheating" because it's a girl streamer on the internet? Get off his ass for two seconds and let him have some goddamn friends you maniac.

>>21026204
>I am not really your type
have you seen /hag/?

>>21026204
Why did you come here?

Women if this is real, this board or even 4chan would not be a good place for advice. seek marriage counselling or something

>>21026204
Girl, not all chuuba fans are interested in underage girls. There's a huge market for hag chuubas, at least one of these niggas will like you.

>>21026254
>>>/r9k/ or >>>/b/
absolutely horrible, these places are full of incels (well not like this board is any different)

>>21025962
>I please beg you all not to get girlfriends or wives because it is very hurtful
fuckin
>men are so lonely that they engage in online parasocial relationships to fill the void
>women most affected
that's hilarious honestly

>>21026261
mikoposters come through yet again

>>21026204
Oh you're definitely my type. Lets see those ass and tiddies baby

>>21026204
Sounds like the best advice for you, you refuse to see fault on yourself, if you are alive after all this, hopefully you find a new partner, actually care for him and it isn't too late that you need to go to 3000 fertility clinics to have a family.

>>21024985
become a vtuber yourself and cuck some other guys wife

>STILL
>NO
>PROOF

>ALL
>THESE
>REPLIES

Do you guys think her husband is /here/

>>21025689

Actually, one more comment.

The loli thing IS important, because I knew that he had watched other female streamers frequently in the past, but they were always real adults and quite popular ones so there wasn't any emotional connection.

Also, at one point I woke up in the middle of the night and saw him scrolling through tinder on his phone, but I ignored it and I think I might have even told him later that it was fine if he wanted to get satisfaction elsewhere while I finish things up. He said no and assured me everything was fine.

So yeah, I am very concerned about the loli first and foremost. There are so many vtubers (I checked) and most of them put their real age on the profile at least? This started scaring me when he said he was "scared" that she was underaged...

This is now a /hag/ thread, post some hag chuubas!

>>21026254
>>21026145
> >>>fagging
No one's gonna obey you. Only the mods have power. All hail the mods!

>>21026301
ew this guy is suggesting reddit. go baaaack

>>21026335
they do always be making things all about them

y'all niggas postin in a troll thread

>>21026204
>takes the worst advice posted in the thread
Sasuga woman

>>21026329
She got her feelings hurt and the high is probably wearing off. She’s angry now and probably going to go do something stupid now.

>>21024863
Assuming this isn't a larp, you gotta go back. I'm serious. This is no place for you. There are no answers here, just drama, mysery, and hysterical autism.

>>21026204
I love hags

>>21026384
yes. i am her husband. i love loli vtubers and i am not ashamed

>>21024863
tldr

>>21026404
The loli doesn't mean anything
You're concerned because he's emotionally cheating on you
You're lying to yourself and inventing justifications

For someone who has never posted here you sure know how to post hete.

>>21026334
Don't care, those three are the options and if you think they're unsuitable then maybe people shouldn't as for advice on fucking 4chan.
Oh, I actually forgot that >>>/adv/ is a thing now, no idea if it applies but fuck it, why not.

>>21026405
I actually meant it as legit advice for the OP for when this thread gets shitcanned and she gets banned from the board.

nice larp

>>21026306
>He said I wasn't being intimate enough, and that she "relaxed" him and "was funny".
>He also said that her voice is better and more relaxing, softer and more femininely.
>Sending her money all the time (despite being a bit stingy when it comes to stuff for us), spending all day chatting in her discord, writing weird scripts for her, sending her pictures of our house (which we bought thanks to money my parents gave us, and which I spent a lot of time curating furniture for and remodelling) to impress her, flirting with her in the various chats, and blocking off his free time to watching her. It honestly feels like he isn't even on top of things at work anymore.
> I didn't understand how deep his feelings seemed to run. He remembered her birthday (the first 3 years we dated he never remembered mine) and was planning on giving her a gift (I don't think he has ever actually genuinely gave me a gift.

This goes beyond just watching a chuuba or having "friends." He was clearly investing more time and emotional energy into grooming this girl, and again, admittedly he was "neglected," but that is 1000% emotional cheating. They needed to address this like adults.

>>21026404
It is what you think is important because you put that in your head, the loli thing is just noise around an actual serious underlying problem. You can replace loli with anything and your story would not change, think about that for a second.

>>21026404
>it's okay if he fucks other women
>but not if he watches a loli vtuber
OP is no longer even trying

>>21026438
sounds par for the course

>>21026438
The take more drugs is a kek, but the other guy is onto something. She needs to worry less about what he's doing, and focus on herself.

This is an obvious bait thread, the OP image with asmonfag proves it since that's a topic he talked about or some shit

>>21026329
yeah
>>21026406
>>21026448
picrel

>>21026581
nah, there are actually some people out there stupid enough to think that way

>>21025245
Madam this is literally the absolute worst place to ask this question.

>>21024863
>I think what made it worse was, it looked kind of child-like
So your husband likes cunny? You don't deserve him harlot

>>21026406
i gotchu dawg

>>21024985
I really doubt this is real and not just an excessively high-effort troll, but on the off chance you really are legit:

You clearly have invested a deeply unhealthy amount of your personal self-worth in your husband's opinion of you. AND YET, you knowingly put your relationship on hold to pursue your career aspirations. And then you flip your shit when, after YOU have initiated the signal that this relationship isn't important to you, he reciprocates the dynamic YOU started.

You are the asshole. You are using your husband as an accessory to your own happiness, a mere tool rather than an actual human being with his own needs and desires. Actual human beings are not just going to obediently wait on the back border until you decide you need them. If you actually care about your marriage, you better start fucking acting like it before you start demanding the same from your husband. YOU abandoned HIM.

And for fuck's sake, seek help from an actual professional, not 4chan. This is a question for an honest-to-God counselor, not a bunch of degenerate autistic weebs.

ITT: newfags' first troll thread

ITT anons talking about a bait post (still with ZERO proof) as though any part of it is real and not some turbo larp.

Worse than /pol/ tier. But maybe if you keep commenting then (((she))) might come out and commend you for your expert relationship advice, sir gallant knight, expert internetman counsellor!

Unbribaboo!

>>21024863
>>21024985
Here's a single most serious solution and advice.
BECAME THE LOLI!!! AND START VTUBING ANON! EVEN BETTER JOIN HOLOLIVE!
You'll make more money than your job, win your husband back, got thousands other men of all ages lusted and fighting for your attention! In short
>Come home wife-san

>>21026910
>>>reddit

>>21026545
Talking to someone regularly is not "emotionally cheating", sending photos of your house is not "emotionally cheating", giving people gifts is not "emotionally cheating". "Flirting" could mean literally fucking anything in the world. "Sending her money all the time" is par for the course because it's a streamer, he's probably sent money "all the time" to dozens over the past 2 years. "Blocking off his free time to watch her"? Really dude? It's a fucking streamer, of course he's going to watch her live when he can.
Pure jealousy from some dumb thot who poked her nose where it didn't belong and is jumping through hoops to desperately try and frame her own goddamn husband as a pedo groomer on the internet to justify her lack of care for her own relationship. Sad!

>>21026916
Why would you assume it's made up
There's nothing incredible about this story

>>21026989
._Z
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P R O O F
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>>21026916
Hey, it's more interesting than
>omg did you see which chuuba streamed with a boy this time
>sana doko
>pink cat bad

>>21027064
>>21026965

>>21026662
>She needs to worry less about what he's doing
Yeah, I dunno. If he was just a friend maybe but if it's someone you've been with for 7 years and will potentially marry you can't ignore behaviour that clearly bothers you so much you go on a drug bender on /vt/. This goes both ways of course, she's also clearly doing shit that the dude doesn't like.

what's happening here

this will end up as a /vt/ iconic moment

post me in the screenshots

>>21027048
>Why would you assume it's made up

>>21027139
put me in too

>>21027112
apparently a nice bait

>>21025320
This would be hilarious.

clown post

Dont really care if true but based cunnychuuba ruining careerwomans life

>>21024863
>>21024985
Go to gensokyo

>>21026962
Honestly, this sounds like a great idea. I wish that I had a Vtuber character ("Wife-san") ready to launch with this thread, but unfortunately am not that creative... sorry!

>>21026989
It reads as someone who is totally not a reditor and/or a newfag trying to be based because he knows what epic /pol/ bait looks like, could have used this time to post funny webms

KEKED

>>21026975
Incidentally OP, if you want some real advice, talk to your husband about it seriously, don't accuse him of being a pedo groomer and put him on the defensive and make him the "bad guy", have a genuine conversation about what the ACTUAL problem here is, that you're feeling worried about the time he's spending with this streamer and that you're jealous he isn't doing those types of things for you.

>>21027326
It reads like someone who doesn't come to this board making a blog post
/pol/ bait would be much more outrageous

You fuckers seriously bumping this leddit thread? Seriously?

Nice larp faggot

>>21027389
Speak for yourself

>>21027172
Why would you assume that it's real? Why not spend 30 seconds on half the other boards on this site and get immediately indoctrinated into some bizarre conspiracy theory.

Ask yourself what OP has to gain by posting here.
Then ask yourself what OP, who did not post proof when requested, can gain by posting here.

Posts like OP's get spammed all over the internet every day, and if you're happy to believe it just because it got posted, then I better let you know that your oil prince long lost relative just passed away, and if you simply wire some funds through...

Sino-sino pa yung mga exited para sa debut ni Zeta? Sana dork siya.

>>21027389
the more it gets bumped the faster it dies

>>21027425
ogey

>>21027389
Bump.

>>21026910
This is ridiculous.

Putting a relationship "on hold" (we still were having conversations, occasionally having sex, I was still the same person) for a year for once-in-a-lifetime career aspirations isn't too much too ask for. I would do the same thing for him in a heartbeat, and I hope that you end up with someone who would do the same for you.

This wasn't just "any" career and he knew that. It was like winning the lottery. If this happened to him or anyone else I know, I would be happy as fuck for them and proud of them. And if I was getting lonely, I would talk to them about my problems and try to see if we can come to a solution together, instead of letting them believe everything was fine.

>>21027473

>>21027425
>Ask yourself what OP has to gain by posting here.
People post relationship vent threads everywhere that read exactly like this

>>21027440
The SEAmonkey has arrived

Remember to watch Selfish of a Rough Stone, Suisei's 4th 3D live on March 31st
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1506271934547312649

>>21027425
NOOOOOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS (YOU)s THEY ARE WORTH REAL MONEY AND CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES

have sex with your husband and post the vid here

>>21027505
Post your tits, I love hags

>>21024985
>>21024863
Become a vtuber and get your revenge.

>>21027505
>Putting a relationship "on hold" (we still were having conversations, occasionally having sex, I was still the same person) for a year for once-in-a-lifetime career aspirations isn't too much too ask for.
Yes it is
You really don't understand how relationships work

>>21027112
Free post thread

here have a (You) OP and fuck off

any armchair relationship adviser /here/? i also need some advice too

>>21027576
It sounds like you don't understand how relationships work. Or you're underage.
It's very reasonable in a stable, adult relationship to have ups and downs such as this. The problem here is clearly neither of them were stable, or mature enough to handle it.

>>21027333
>treating your partner as a human being
Woah, nigger. we dont do that here. You’re supposed to film yourself going menhera, upload it to twitter, and raise yourself in the victim hierarchy by crying pedo

>>21024863
do you have this body type, anon? please tell me you do

>>21024863
Is this a pasta?

>>21027646
i'm great at advice what's the problem?

>>21027646
do drugs lmao

>>21025514
>Can't find anything about this online
Why would there be anything online about this?
Assuming this isn't a larp, It's a totally isolated personal incident.

>>21027696
AAAAAAA I WANNA MARRY THIS HAG

>>21027646
Dump her and find yourself a nice 2d waifu

>>21027677
putting a relationship on hold is not a "down"
if you think you can put your relationship on hold, don't be surprised if your supposed partner starts jerking off to vtubers instead

>>21027505
Not how relationships work bitch. Keep justifying your anger with him and absolving yourself of any blame for the situation. That will go great.

>>21026204
>To everyone who is asking me to post tits, I am not really your type
>I am not an underaged girl.
>And I have let myself go a bit.
This is the best possible combination though.

>>21025677
I would watch someone who was schizo everyone to write all that as their character lore. Basically cheap soap drama like my husband cheated on me with a loli vtuber so I became a hag vtuber to emotionally cheat on him with chat

>>21025245
>potentially-underaged loli Vtuber who does sexual content.
Oh shit, hook me up, senpai

At least post the vtuber's name

>>21027646
Yeah my advise is to actually post your question immediately instead of asking if you're allowed to ask a question. Right off the bat I'd say you should work on not being a passive faggot.

>>21027523
If OP is not willing to provide proof then there's nothing stopping an arbitrary number of anons from going le undercover epicce trolle and spamming the board with shit like this.

On the weekend we had a fantastic time; we went for a family outing followed by double-date with my husband and our friends. We got home very late and usually after our nights-out we have fun, drunk sex.

I anticipated this and was waiting for my husband to come in from smoking a cigarette outside before we head up to bed together. I waited and waited, about 20min had passed so I went to check on him in case something happened (hes usually only outside for a few minutes, especially in winter).

I looked through the peephole to see if he was there and I saw him standing there on his phone, scrolling on pages of pics or videos. So I opened the door and he jumped because I startled him and he immediately put the phone away, looking guilty. I told him to let me see or else it will lead to an argument and he shows me. He was watching vtubers....

So imagine this: your wife is inside and you know she is waiting for you and wants you, yet you would rather be outside watching vtubers?

We've had issues like this before and we came to an understanding that he won't watch vtubers if I am home. So this is twice as bad to me because I wasn't just home somewhere in the house, I was waiting on him, he knew, we would've done exactly what they do in the video yet he chose to stand in the cold to watch for 20min....I just can't understand the "Why?" And it is bothering me so much. I know I am attractive and our sex life is really good so I can't wrap my head around any reasoning behind this.

>>21027752
>Hag
>Fat
HagCHADs and ArchitectCHADs will be feasting...

OP talk to a doctor about your suicidal thoughts. Your life is not over at 31. Your brain is playing tricks on you. Medication will fix that. Also have a serious talk with your husband. If he doesn't stop that shit then you know what to do.

>>21027730
For a year, while pursuing what is allegedly a highly competitive dream job?
It's perfectly normal, even expected for relationships to go on hold for college, jobs, temporary family issues etc. If it's a stable relationship. It's not normal for less than a year to pass and you immediately start jerking it to vtubers.

I still haven't seen the name of the sexual loli vchuba, actually livid rn

>>21027576
No, I think you don't understand. My parents have been together for a long time, and there have been times where my mom basically spent years helping my dad achieve his career goals (which were very mediocre, average positions), and vice versa for my dad when my mom was trying to do the same. But they didn't have loli vtubers, and because they were not degenerated americans (I guess this is another caveat, we are in Europe) they didn't act like spoiled children who needed to be entertained 24/7.

But the main difference is it isn't just a "career". I'm not just like playing around with spreadsheets or doing some other stupid shit that no one cares about. This is something I genuinely enjoy doing which is very rare for a person to find, that I would literally do for free, there are hundreds of people who are smarter than me and more qualified who are banging on my door trying to take my place for free, but instead I am getting to do it and I am getting paid for it what I would make in a soul-crushing, disgusting "normie" job. If my fucking partner got the opportunity to escape wageslavery and all I had to do was jerk off a little extra harder in the morning and not cheat on them with underaged girls, yeah I think I would manage.

>>21025771
Seriously. Tits or GTFO. What the hell happened to this place?

>>21027826
An hero?

>>21027696
No, i am not a cat

>>21027831
>It's not normal for less than a year to pass and you immediately start jerking it to vtubers.
Yes it is
Putting relationships "on hold" may be normal, but it doesn't actually work. Most relationships that go "on hold" just end, even if the people in it don't want to acknowledge it

>>21024863
>>21024985
You still haven't fucked a nigger so your relationship could still be saved.

>>21027523
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>21027831
That’s fucking ridiculous. Are you a woman? No one who is in a relationship would be ok with “putting it off” for an extended period of time.

>>21027856
>all of these buzzwords
>while claiming to be ignorant of 4chan and coming here via google

okay now I'm convinced this is a larp.

OP should really kill himself

>>21027907
anon, we both know you know what I meant
post tits or gtfo

>>21027862
Move on grampa, we don't care about roastie tits here anymore

>>21027856
And why did your parents have to put their relationship on hold for a job? Why do you? If your job takes up literally all your time and you have no time for a relationship, you have an unbalanced life, and it's going to break your relationship
Your expectations are unrealistic

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Also tits or GTFO, OP.

>>21027991
"Wageslavery" and "normie" are common words used on twitter, etc. these days and frequently used in memes all over social media, it isn't 2009 anymore anon, time to grow up. Anyone who has used the internet for more than a week has seen these terms.

>>21026204
>Cheers. Thank you for solidifying my opinion about all of this.
Seems like you already made your mind and were looking for validation, regular woman behavior.

You can't put a relationship on hold like that for 9 months. It kills the relationship.
>But I asked nicely
>But he said it was okay
>But I would do it for him
The fact that neither of you REALIZED you can't put a relationship on hold like that doesn't somehow magically mean you CAN put it on hold and not have it die. It just means you're both stupid. If the roles were reversed, you would have ended up doing the same thing as him: getting your relationship sustenance elsewhere when you weren't getting it from him. And I don't care about any stupid arguments about "emotional cheating" either. He was obviously interacting with her to get his relationship sustenance.

tldr you're stupid for killing the relationship, he's stupid for letting you do it, he's a coward for going elsewhere instead of confronting you but you would have done the same thing.

>>21024863
>I am a normal adult woman
Get out, this is not a place for filthy normalfags.

someone give me a qrd i cba read all of that

>>21027646
It's not worth it, ditch the roast beef, groom a 2view and enjoy some younger pussy.

>>21027856
Now you’re just seething.

>>21028080
Based

>>21027711
>>21027714
>>21027729
>>21027785
>>21028098
thanks anon, i have decided that i should kill myself so bye bye.

Post your best pasta itt, i will start:
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

>>21028063
>it isn't 2009 anymore anon
no...

>>21028085
I spent every waking moment devoting my time to my work, therefore my relationship fell apart. HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME????

>>21028189
please livestream it.

>>21028189
Good luck!

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?