/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what twitter tags do you guys use when you post from your Vtuber account? Do you use different tags for videos vs schedule etc

>>20980209
Yes because my dick is similarly lopsided.

>>20982693
Vtubers, Envtubers and Vtuberuprising are the most active ones I'm aware of and I feel like any more than 3 looks like shit. So those.

>>20981844
thoughts on this vroid model?

>>20983544
it has the exact same silhouette as Kizuna Ai which is one of if not the most recgonizable vtuber
i like the colors though
personally i would do a different hairstyle and costume though
it also looks very generic just by design alone

>>20983524
thanks mate, I'll use these 3 going forward

>>20981844
Do you like my friend's vroid model?
(this is actually my vroid model)

>>20985586
Also does the pinkish mauve shading on the hair have crusty white dog vibes?

>>20985586
I like it! It's still a vroid model but it does stand out and who doesn't love bunnies? And no the shading on the hair looks nice.

Kek two of my first attempts at networking with strangers on Twitter failed. Sometimes I wonder if being guy means some people automatically assume you’re a sexpest. Maybe it’s just a bad first experience and I’ll keep on trying. But man for a social media website its people do the exact opposite of what it should be used for.

Wired qestion, will the live2d design cost be cheaper if I already have the character design sheet?

>>20986422
Link and I will follow you.

>>20986562
I don’t care about follows I care about making friends (aka n*tworking). It’s an exhausting process but I’ve met so many wonderful people during my last 4 months of streaming. But twitter is a shithole for meeting new people

>>20986660
Alright then, but there are chuuba here that also wanna make some friends, you can still think about it.

>>20985586
I really like the model here; the outfit is cute!
i feel like there is something weird about the shading on the ribbon though it looks different from the rest of the model

>>20986510
Most artists do not include design in a Live2D commission unless they charge an extra fee for it so most likely not.

>>20986510
I would consider the design process if I were going to charge for that so yes the cost will be different. Whether that's already included in the price or not is the question which will vary by artist.

>>20986422
>Sometimes I wonder if being guy means some people automatically assume you’re a sexpest.
I've streamed on and off for two years now and consider myself an outgoing person (and not a sexpest or creep since my libido is pretty much dead) and almost every single female chuuba I've become friends or acquaintances with has been introduced to me by other friends, usually either males that are super gay or males that are already good friend with those chuubas. I can think of maybe two that approached me and it was still because i was a friend of a friend.

They're probably not assuming you're a sexpest but they're questioning your motives because women are just used to being on guard for weirdos in general.

>20981315
not the anon who asked but I also want the artist name for a commission

>>20986422
>Kek two of my first attempts at networking with strangers on Twitter failed.
what the fuck did you do?

>>20987277
Nothing. I got invited to a convo and got ghosted and I’m just thinking if they were really interested in talking or if they just wanted my follow to inflate their follower count. Either way, it’s not really a good first experience for me when it comes to seriously using twitter. I have better luck meeting new people on Twitch and then flllowing them on Twitter after

>>20987579
>convo
DMs aren't "networking" anon...

>>20987745
Who said anything about DMs?

>>20987745
Genuine question, they aren't? I thought communicating with people and making friends is part of networking? And like visiting streams and engaging in social media, etc., of course.

>>20988120
It is networking. Networking is literally just hanging out and forming friendships with others. Don’t mind the autism here

>>20988168
>Don’t mind the autism here
Big thing you have to watch for. People seem to think chuubas are having all these clandestine business exchanges behind closed doors when all we're really doing is sharing memes and talking about shows we're watching. There's some "business talk" but it's usually pretty casual, even with the larger chuubas I've been friends with unless it's literally planning a stream or event together.

>>20985586
really cute!

>>20986660
some of us here would still like to be friends with you so hit us with that link

>>20986660
gimme da link, so I can network with you once i start streaming :)

where does your model lie

>>20991753
pretty barren here

>>20991753
Just 2D and Spirit. Unfortunately it's not a real model, but just a kinda funny png I made on Paint 3D that resembles a Dark Souls humanity phantom

>>20991753
Close enough

Moids answer only

>>20992881
O-ogey…

>>20991753
2d, one strand of hair, asymmetrical (hair), booba

>>20992881
the ? on horns is because hair horns that wiggle but in hindsight i should have simply written that down. pretty tame all things considered

>>20986660
>I’ve met so many wonderful people during my last 4 months of streaming. twitter is a shithole for meeting new people
I fail to see the problem here. You don't have to meet new people on twitter, just follow the people you stream with and it will build up naturally.

>>20992881
kek, I have NOTHING in there.
Will I make it?

>>20994487
greg from plumbing???

>>20994540
no

>>20991753
Hardly do any of these. Some super cringe and overused ones in here.

>>20991753
could be worse

>>20994540
>Plumbing VTuber
Hmmmmm

>>20986018
Oh that's a relief, thanks!
>>20986758
I see what you mean, it definitely looks a little out of place! Maybe I will shade the rest of the clothes similarly. I want to change the outfit colors to be a bit more flamboyant. She's supposed to be a magician rabbit! I also want to add a little tophat, but alas, that requires blender. Challenge!
>>20989026
Thank you anon!

>>20985586
Very cute. Drop link.

bump

>>20998807
Thank you bunnon! But I don't even exist yet, no links or anything.

You will draw cute fanart of /asp/ies tonight, will you, anon?

>>21003959
Aaaah I really want to but I'm so busy

>>21003959
I don't want to expose myself as a regular here so quickly

I feel like I will forever be a 2view. No matter what I do, no one ever stays very long in my stream. Is it my voice? Am I too timid? Do I not talk enough? What am I doing wrong? How do I break the 2view curse, bros?

>>21007238
post your stream so we can give an autopsy

>>21007238
post your stream, so i can groom you

>>21007355
>>21007856
I don't want your pity. I want answers.

>>21008085
we cant know whats shit unless you show us anon

Do you record your streams, or just download the VODs afterwards?

post em

>type up a script for the audition video
>me being autistic for 3-5 minutes
I can already tell this is gonna be painful

>>21008984
Only reason not to record is if you don't have disk space but then you couldn't download the vod anyway. Recording won't have any dropped frames and it's already there as opposed to having to download it.

took me a few hours each day but after 3 days, i drew my model and learned to rig it doing the absolute minimum

https://streamable.com/kr2ipl

gunna try some face tracking tomorrow, hopefully it works well

>>21009148
are you doing a lore intro reading? i feel like those bomb hard man

>>21010826
I have a cynical appreciation for your dark arts.
Post a vocaroo.

>>21008984
I record locally

>>21011192
>>21009242
Alrighty. At what quality do you typically record?
Same quality as your stream, or higher for editing?

>>21010883
Kind of but not really. My avatar has a pretty basic story so I'm leaning more on the wackiness and showing off my content and video editing skills.

Almost all of my games are pirated except for multiplayer games, anything I need to be careful of when streaming pirated single player games?

>>21010958
https://voca.ro/1kW5I8IkkGkt

i will prob do a few more vocaroos in the future, i have a really hard time telling which archtype my voice fits into

>>20991753
well! thats not too bad

I did it! I debuted. I streamed for two hours and the handful of people who were there said they had fun.

>>21010826
this really motivates me thanks

>>21010826
oooh please stick with it and show your final product

>>21012115
nyanners!?

>>21012316
i used kappako and yosinoart's tutorials and they were incredibly easy to follow if you are interested in doing some rigging yourself. even if its just eye tracking and mouth flaps it will look so much better than png

>>20991753
just an idea for now but hey, not so bad

>>21012515
God, I wish. That way I would have direct access to Snuffy's panties.

>>20991753
>Only got 3D
Does that mean I'm generic?

>>21013672
no it means you're unique, which can be good or bad

>>20992881
Amazing

>>21012531
yosinoart one's look easy to follow, will check it out later

>>20991753
is my design too boring

the point of the bingos are that actually getting a line or too many boxes means your design is too similar to others, those traits are there because they're common as hell

$600 for GPU/CPU upgrade or $600 for mic/audio interface upgrade.

I do equal singing/gaming content, and I have high-end potato level for both.

>>20987183
Very strange, me too. For some reason female vtubers keep DMing me or I keep getting recommended to them by other people I know and im not even interested in doing vtubing for girls in the first place.

>>20992881
hmm

>>20991753
only 3D, to be honest most of these features is what one used to see on deviant art oc's or something like that, but im glad at least the art has gotten a little better.

Been using a BLUE Snowball iCE Versatile USB Microphone and while it is usable, I'm looking to upgrade my mic setups. Any recommendations that wouldn't bankrupt me?

>>21016669
not enough chubby chubbas

>>21016938
id do it if i was a chub girl irl, but as a normal male that just comes off as kinda weird.

I'm doing a skit for my audition! I'm going to RP a salarywoman and then bust out my death metal screaming. Kind of like Aggretsuko. I hope they will like it...

>>21017413
that sounds gay

>>21016888
AT 2020 Cardioid Mic 99 USD

You'll need an audio interface, I have a UX2 Nexus which was like 200 USD, but there are cheaper and more affordable options.

I assure you the sound quality will just significantly.

>>21017523
While looking for an interface, ensure it offers "Phantom Power". Or the mic simply won't work.

>>21010826
I actually really like the gun gimmick! It's cool and would really stand out imo. Maybe you can work it in as a redeem.

>>21017520
even as a real female? How else should I showcase my screamo talent then.. I'm at a loss

>>21011635
You sound like a good bro

>>21017584
he's gonna get banned by the tranny jannies of twitch

Hey /asp/

So, twitter sucks. because I'm not sure what to keep pinned

>New game-specific PNG art
>My regular PNG from a networking thread that got a fair bit of interaction
>A small voice acting demo

What do you guys think?

>>21017996
Twitch janny boogeyman isnt real

>>21018572
Your schedule if you have one.

Post cute and funny /aspies/

>>21018572
Schedule and Character Sheet is all you need, maybe one featured channel link.

https://twitter.com/MissFushiGaming

>>21018572
I don't think you need the voice demo. Twitter is usually used as a new content notification platform so most people that land on your page will already know what you look and sound like. They'll simply be bored scrollers mildly-interested with a 5 second attention span unless they go to your Media tab (if you draw/upload regularly)

Useful Links (tentative):
https://learnmmd.com/http:/learnmmd.com/convert-vroid-studio-to-mmd-with-one-click/
https://workshop.bilibili.com/
https://vtuber.gg/
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=12008973
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006H92QK
https://bad-dragon.com/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operations_security
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doxing

Do any of you remember nyanner's dragon dildo unboxing stream?

>>21019042
>>21019237
>>21019364
Might make sense, especially since I make the damn thing every week.

Is it bad to garner a rep as the [SPECIFIC GAME] streamer?

Now that my chat has started moving faster than I keep up for zatsudan it's kind of hard to not get distracted by it and focus on the task at hand.

What a dilemma. I think I'll set up a second monitor by mid April.

>>21019509
>Is it bad to garner a rep as the [SPECIFIC GAME] streamer?
Ask Captain Sparkles about that.
That's a yes. A huge yes. It is very bad have a fanbase who only wants one game out of you.

>>21019237
I still think you're larping as missfushi

>>21019562
What if it's a chill noita fanbase and not a terrible one like an FPS?

I've noticed my streams with said game tend to get much more viewership despite being in the middle of the week at a weird time. I don't really mind it, I really love the game, but if what you say is true maybe I'll keep it to one day a week.

>>21019509
No, it's fine as long as you ween people off it and to your other content sooner than later, but that's only an issue once you find an actual audience.

>>21019509
It depends who you want as you're audience. You won't get as many random views if you settle into game-specific communities, but depending on the crowd you could establish a pretty strong cult following. Like this one game I've been extremely active on since 2008 is finally getting a full global EN server merge. Because of how small-town and idle friendly it is I debuted with >80 viewers from that established community alone and then .240 viewers during my ( PERMA BANNED !) psa. Think of games that people meet each other on and then continue to stay in touch outside of it and you constantly see familiar faces show up again over the years.

tl;dr: no if you are trash at the game and it gets no regular updates/news or is mainstream trending

stupid frogposter

>>21019509
>Is it bad to garner a rep as the [SPECIFIC GAME] streamer?
my favorite streamer still gets shit on for not streaming [SPECIFIC GAME] anymore after 5 years of streaming it and has to remind people every time why he stopped
funny enough he actually gets higher CCV these days by NOT playing it

so yes its bad

>>21019605
>twitter banana
I still don't care what you think, nameless anon.

>>21019216
me >:)

>>21019657
Having a main game isn't so bad, but having only one game you built your fanbase on is.

>>21019710
Did you forget to post you're image?

are you the lolibabi anon?

>>21019662
>>21019685
>>21019688
>>21019705
>>21019719
Hm hm! Thank you, anon.

>>21019705
Adding you to the "cream inside womb" list

>>21019216
show me your feet

>>21019605
nice to see our resident schizo detective is still doing well

wait until yellow cat buys a 4chan pass and has no cooldown, my goodness.

>>21019776
If you're in doubt, ask your chat if they'd ever want to watch something else, and figure it out from there. Chatters will probably be supportive by default but it doesn't hurt to be thorough.

>>21019796

I took 10 hours to draw scenes and edit my audition video and another 10 writing the essays. Just sent in my application... pray for me aspies!

>>21018572
Lemme shill my prior notes on this:
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/thread/20298248/#20322102
Admittedly, I used MissFushi as an example, but that's because she's got a cute model, had posted in the thread before with a banana, and is actually kinda making it

>4 - Pinned tweet
Schedule, which is often a good idea, as it lets people know what the plans are for the week, so they know which streams they're going to turn up to.
Uses vtuber tag. This should pretty much be used in everything you tweet ever.
Link to Twitch is useful, and youtube isn't just VODs, which is great. Lots of YT-only content, but then the VODs are all into playlists (glad to see someone else doing it), although it's weird to see a vtuber have their face on show all the time, but I guess I've just not seen many streamers become vtubers.
Again, usage of ArtTag, which in this case, I'd suggest not. It means looking up the art tags pulls old schedules, which isn't what people browsing the tag want.
HOWEVER, browsing the tag means I saw the older post that says NSFW okay, so I'd definitely add 'NSFushiW' to bio, or possibly add in "+NSFW" to the "Art+NSFW tag".
Schedule is clear, easy to read. Times are clear, content is clear, days off are clear.

>>21019844

>>21019776
>>21019811
There are quite a few problems with splitting you're audience though. Probably it's best to just do things you like on a regular weekly schedule whether it's working through the campaign on a game, drawing, free chat, or karaoke. A weekly schedule is seriously essential, spontaneous unadvertised streams/clips can help you see how your regular following is doing though. Actually, I've seen people have great success uploading gifs or dank memes that have a like, comment, but no save feature on YouTube, not sure how it's done. It shows up in people's recommended homepage scrolling which is prime real estate.

>>21019949
t. yellow cat

>>21019844
>>21019957
I unironically love your shoes.

>>21020016
who is yellow rrat? give me the rundown

>>21020016
Annoyingly, I'm not actually the yellow cat.

>>21020054
He's a dude who's doxxed himself deliberately because he's actually insane. Posted name, IP, the old news stories about him getting into a shoot-up after his meds ran out, semi-regularly posts threats against the JP embassy.
Also, he's a babi because he jerks off to his OC.

>>21019949
She liked it when I called her "Fuwushi-sama"

>>21011613
Also curious, would rather not get cancelled over something as dumb as this

>>21011613
>>21020116
it should be fucking obvious

>>21020054
>yellow rrat
kek

search "SwissedToast' or "yellow cat" on warosu if you're bored I guess.

>>21011613
>>21020116
enjoy your malware

hope you backed all your shit up or end up like that pink elf anon Dianko who lost all her model, scenes, fanart, and software.

goodnight /asp/

>>21020054
Aside from >>21020101 he's also constantly trying to kill himself on his motorcycle livestreams, is addicted to drugs, goes in and out of jail and psych wards on a weekly basis, proud of being unironically insane, calls NYPD and SWATs himself, and "has been taking huge rancid shits" on every single one of these threads. He's also kind of based and does his best to help others /here/ despite his illness. See >>21019216 >>21019685 and >>21019957

This is his channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPwQP6qPYqsBWwzAaGvV7wg

>>21020303
oyasumi

>>21020380
t. yellow rrat

>>21020380
Unless you ARE yellow cat, how do you pinpoint which are his?

>>21020135
>>21020167
Doesn't answer the question.
We know emulator is a gray ground, pirated games are more or less the same as emulators, that's why I asked the question. What's the drawback and are there stuff that I need to be careful of?

>>21020444
>pirated games are more or less the same as emulators
you ARE fucking stupid

The yellowcatcord pyramid scheme is doing well though.

>>21020461
Doesn't answer the question either, why do you need to be so hostile anon

>>21020400
>am i yellow rrat?

>>21019957
I think you're talking about community posts?

>>21020418
how new? >>21020139 do your archive reps.

>>/vt/

>>21020444
We're not going to teach you how to spot malware and botnets if you're this helpless, anon. I hope you don't have any payment info saved on your shit. Here, if you use this link to fill out a special application to Nijisanji I can add an ip-range DDoX to add views to your application google docs!

http://yellowcatcord.discord com

>>21020539
Probably

>>21020514
yellow cat's presence upsets him.

updated pic

>>21020553
Oh no, I've been in the thread for over a year now, it's just I thought there might be a unique-user extension or something.

The babiniku uprising!

>>21020101
>>21020167
Interestingly enough, the dude is legitimately swat-proof as a streamer. I think he said because he actually did get swatted in when he was 18 and doxed by kiwifarms afterwards by doxing and swatting himself regularly /they/ lose their leverage over him. There's a resident unironic schizo who constantly tries to quasi-dox people such as calling them by their irl names. Aforementioned actual schizophrenic >>21019605 is probably legitimately paranoid due to newfound powerlessness while being shitpost spammed on by yellow cat (who is a narcissistic attention whore and sadist).

>>21020733
Just the usual tripfag and phrase filter. You could filter "yellow cat" though.

>>21020898
I'm actually not yellowcat and I actually think >>21019605

>>21020656
>2022
>malware meme
Anon, I asked what should I be aware of to make sure people and twitch don't know I'm playing pirated games.
For example, using save states in emulators is a dead giveaway

>>21021194
save states on emulators are legal
you're still being stupid as shit and if you cant think of how to hide the fact that your games are pirated on stream then maybe streaming is genuinely not for you

>>21021251
Still doesn't answer the question, but perhaps you might want to have a snickers anon

>>21021194
Don’t use “display capture”. Use “game capture” in the OBS scene. That way people don’t see the .zip (or any other method that could suggest you have an unofficial file on your PC) you have to go through when opening. And if the game crashes, it doesn’t just show WinRar on the stream.

It also doesn’t hurt to remember the price. If anybody asks about things like how much the game costs or where they can get it, including the official link to the Steam store page helps.

I have a friend who I used to stream games to and watch anime with and she’s really anal about piracy and pays over $200/year for multiple streaming services, and that’s on top of purchasing printed manga to keep in a bookshelf they can’t even use.
For people like this, just lie. They don’t care once you placate their “officially licensed goods” autism. You’re not in their house, so they’re not gonna ask for a receipt. And if they do, that’s probably doxxable, so refuse to show them anyway.

>>21020167
You need to be 18 to use this website

>>21021632 (me)
Forgot to mention This only applies to PC games. If the game isn’t being sold anymore, that probably means using emulators is ok unless you’re in a Japanese company who has to follow laws which are similarly pissy about crimes committed on the ocean.
But I’ve never owned a console before, so… 3 grains of salt.

>>21021632
>>21021862
Thanks for the tips anon

Someone two blocks from me had their parked bike knocked over in a hit and run. I saw it on my way back from the corner just now and left him a note, a tiny motorcycle figurine, a caution cone, and a bike cover. The guy has a CBR 250R, absolute babby bike. I had one as my first bike too in 2015, shit tops out at 80mph, so I'm going to offer to reuse the plastics and parts from mine on his.

Should I stream me making best friends with my new neighborhood biker buddy and going on cute motorcycle girl rides in NYC together?

>>21021116
I still don't care to play break-the-online-anonymity with you on /vt/, unfortunately.

>>21021632
Ty for actually being helpful, will keep in mind

https://www.twitch.tv/waffleinatoaster

How does she do the flashing eyes and hair in vroid? I didn't think you could do funky stuff like that

>>21011613
Look up pirate version/emulated version only issues. Some games have those and could rat you out.

>>21019605
>>21021116
>>21019787
Actually, excuse the selfpost but I am legitimately curious now. Why would I pretend to be MissFushi? Her Discord DMs and server are easily accessible to basically being public. I can say that we are actually chuuba friends now, she answers any question next day and is more than happy to share her indie experience. At 30k subs, you guys should really her more whether ITT or DMs. She has a 3Dio for asmr, I plan to collab Craftopia or something with her next month.

Aside from being legitimately paranoid schizophrenic, what would I gain from pretending to post as her? I don't even try to make arguments I just blogpost as practice and let others learn from my retardation. Like you wanna see a bad thumbnail? picrelated is over edited. Don't make thumbnails like this (or chuub while intoxicated). That Azuma Lin chick said some bad shit once that made her lose half her subscribers while drunk tweeting.

Uooohhh...!! Azuma-chan's stirrup black thighhighs! Brat-correction needing aesthetic-only appeal shallow bitch!

Proof that all you need is a good 3D Model and not have male or babi debuff to make it!

Ganbare, /asp/!
Prepare for you're weekend stream announcements this morning!

Proof that all you need is a good 3D Model and not have male or babi debuff to make it!

Ganbare, /asp/
Prepare for you're weekend stream announcements this morning!

oh my god im gonna cum i forgot she rides motorcycles and snowmobiles with her gopro

Holy shit how much does this setup cost. Full body tracking suit? Natori Sana has it too but I think neither of her or Azuma are corpo.

>>21023469
God I fucking love stirrups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbU0wpvO-R4

I need this tech. I'm actually asking, how much would this cost?

>>21022725
Isn’t that very rare, though?

>>21023770
D-Do you want to jerk off together with me this morning, anon? To eachother's chuubs or her stirrups. I'll LARP as her if y-you want!

>>21023895
I'm at work and posting from my phone, I'm sorry anon. I'll get fired if I jerk off here.

>>21023950
I used to jerk off in the bathroom at work! One time, someone left a designer bag full of expensive dildos in the stall by accident.

i-ill wait for you to come home, anon. dinner, a bath, and wa-ta-shi~!

>>21019509
this is my greatest fear because its a massive problem. ive seen so many youtubers get shit on for not playing the game they are known for playing or just have their channels die when the game loses steam.

>>21024151
I think it's important to set the rules in advance. Everyone who used to check in to my Ragnarok Online streams at least in some capacity heard from me that i'm not a ragnarok streamer and that i'm probably gonna quit in a month. The games that i play regularly, i would never stream to begin with.

>>21024151
Rather than doing a pivot away from your main content, you need to do a gentle curve away.

As an example, I'll use ASMR. I know I've talked about it in the past, but also because the numbers are quite a big one, for main-stream ASMR away:
https://sullygnome.com/channel/Ikumi/30 - Very obvious
https://sullygnome.com/channel/ayuuchii/30 - tends to peak higher, but eh
https://sullygnome.com/channel/ayumiipix/90 - look at that growth.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu1INzefw3R7M9-3QEHYmMQ/videos - harder to see, but check the view counts on ASMR/Games

Diving from ASMR into Soma, or God of War, or whatever, is not going to work. Your normal audience comes for either quiet background, or the GFE. They're not going to get that with the violent bloodfest games.
Instead, start doing some Art streams. You retain cozy and quiet vibes, some flirting (if that's your thing), and a calm atmosphere. Then, maybe pick up some Just Chatting streams. You have a slightly more upbeat stream, talking about life, answering Q+A with chat, but keep the low intensity.
Now you take the step into a calm game, with gentle music. Passpartout, Powerwash Sim, House Flipper; that kind of thing.
Now start adding in Zelda and the like.

You won't retain the same audience, but you hopefully won't see Ikumi's drop from 1000+ to <200

If you dive into Elden Ring, and I normally come and chill in your stream for soft noises as I go to bed, I'm not staying around. I have in fact unsubbed from some of my old favourites because they've moved away entirely.

>>21023817
about tree-fiddy

I'm gonna be a an ESL streamer with a ton of scuff and an overall low quality stream in the objective sense of that word
But i'm still gonna make it, i'm gonna do my best and i'm doing my pronunciation, singing and recording reps daily
We are all gonna make it bros
My biggest struggle is my design... i don't have money to pay for it and i draw like a 5 yo, loomis here i come
unrelated image for you to pay attention to this post

So I'm actually serious about an /asp/ sings with drawn-over frames. Has there been an /asp/ sings before? We can strawpoll on a song, jp only. Lagtrain is going viral again in the algorithm with the multiple edits popping up on YouTube and it's easy enough to animate frames.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbciZAlYUt0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5V5fxKVLXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlNWfslbSGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrF_bUE8yc

I'm buying an electronic drumset and I got a few people who play instruments like keyboard and violin. I can do video and audio editing too, though not the best. Mostly female voices so far for Lagtrain but it doesn't matter.

>>21025809
I can match your local minimum wage through paypal and get you a 3D VRoid model for 50 USD with half down payment. I unironically love hiring thirdies for work from home.

>>20985586
It was most certainly better than mine that I made... I'd watch

>>21026024
>jp
bro i can barely do english

>>21026024
no one has been interested in starting one and a good amount of /asp/ies have instead participated in /vt/ sings
there's also been one or two unofficial collaborative singing projects in /wvt/

>>21025809
>>21026096
So far I have translators for French, Spanish, Portuguese, Indonesian, Russian, Polish, German, Chinese, and Japanese. Though even ESL English is preferred.
SwissedToast#1337

>>21026096
i can try editing for you if you pay it, i will watch all your streams and make some highlights
if you paid me like 5 dollars per 10 min video it would me enough for me to someday buy a decent mic

>>21026198
>already has Portuguese translator
is it Brazillian Portuguese by any chance?goddamn third worlders getting a jump on me

>>21026112
Can you at least vocalize or have choir experience. Lagtrain isn't an easy song.

I got someone playing percussion on an almond can vocaroo as well.

ignore the schizo groomer cat guys

>>21026347
I'm pretty sure at least half the replies to his posts are him replying to himself anyway

>>21026347
if they give me money they are already good enough in my book

>>21026226
https://www.amazon.com//dp/B0006H92QK
I can mail you one of these if you can edit and upload clips. My streams are usually 1~3 hours long. Something on the levels of Veibae or Chibidoki would be fine. Just DM me if you are interested.

>5 dollars per 10 minutes
30$ dollars an hour you're retarded right? I know a thirdie making $1.50 an hour.

>>21026024
I really wanna rent out a recording-booth and try my hand at singing, i've been so "traumatized" in my childhood i can't make a lot of noise without getting super stressed out. it's the reason i can't even own speakers or have to play my guitar exclusively through my headphones.

>>21026314
No, fuck BR spicniggers. The translator is from European Portugal, just a close friend of mine. The Spanish is Costa Rican though, with a few inbetweeners.

>>21010826
Hi once again adamant gun to the head guy!
Good work indeed, seriously. This is the kind of shit nuxtaku should have gone with, this model is full snarky vibes with the right amount of edgy that doesnt hurt.
Im being genuine here, no shitposting. Good work on that model

>>21026672
Attention 𝕒ll visitors of this profile:
This wom𝕒n is SEVERELY 𝕒utistic.
Do not m𝕒ke loud noises ne𝕒r her.
Do not shine bright lights ne𝕒r her.
Do not look her directly in the eye.
Doing 𝕒ny of the 𝕒bove m𝕒y set her off on 𝕒n 𝕒utistic r𝕒mp𝕒ge th𝕒t could end𝕒nger the lives of m𝕒ny.

Sorry Admiral-anon, unless you can sing I have no use for you beyond German translating and as as sugar daddy. How's the cold?

>>21026672
smelly babi

>>21026326
>almond can vocaroo
?

>>21026347
>>21026460
>>21026476
What if they're not? These numbers don't lie, even if it is a crypto pyramid scheme. Business is just business.

>>21026996

t. yellow cat

>>21026674
>fuck BR spicniggers
i wanted to ask why you hate us so much but i completely understand, i won't even stream for my own country
>>21026586
i'll do my editing reps and you should see if you like it

>>21026226
>30/hr for clipping

>>21027083
>>21026586
sorry for the dumb pricing i have no idea about what a good pricing is, just guessed a number, i'm unemployed

>>21027037
Try being from SEA.
/vt/ wishes death upon me every day.

good morning /asp/

>>21026749
... but i'm a boy.

Weather has been pretty good. I couldn't stream all week i'm gonna try and make it up next week. It's not so much that i'm autistic it's that my mother would fly into unreasonable fits of rage whenever i made any noises past 6pm.

>>21026835
i know you love it

>>21027204
I'm not gonna lie I was looking for someone to edit and upload clips, it'd probably be for multiple channels inclusive of my own though.

You might be retarded but are you good? Like do you have a cute anime girl or webm you made to upload? People usually ask what I'm hiring for and I say whatever you're good at it'd be stupid otherwise beyond paid training.

>>21027457
Smelly babi, post link to your previous singing for me. Also move out, that bed you showed me could pay for half a year of rent lmao.

>>21026882
https://voca.ro/13G3wTeQqluR

>>21027611
I don't sing due to aforementioned reason. I don't live with my mother anymore but the mental blockade still exists. This place is absurdly cheap i pay like 340€ a month

>>21026882

https://voca.ro/13G3wTeQqluR

>>21027812
people don't read do not knock signs so yeah im pretty thankful I live on my own now, there's some soundproofing to do and I have a lot of medical machinery running constantly in the background. What about when she isn't home and before 5pm on off work days.

>>21027852
you need a better mic

>>21026191
Makes sense, thanks. Might as well, can't hurt.

>>21026996
you've admitted to self replying and lying about doing it in the past
that's not even getting into typing styles which you seem to get the most defensive over probably because you type like someone who came from 2012 era internet

>>21027535
I don't have any particular skill if that's what you are asking besides perseverance and positivity, i can guarantee you that i can do my best but i can't guarantee amazing quality or anything like that
If you give like a week or two i can probably throw out some decent clips but right now i have zero experience editing

>>21026024
>>21027457

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGUgOfD8U

How about this? It's EN original and friendly for effects similar to Lagtrain, also easier to sing. Most of mixers I know are amateurs though except one guy who knows some ludicrous price professionals on bandcamp. There are no copyright issues with collab covers.

It is the good song.

>>21028355
https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=12008973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7z9V6VJuCY

Well paid training is better than unpaid training. I know some Flash animators that might be able to answer questions beyond Google but you'll need to specify what you want beyond money. Did you DM me? I stay in offline mode on Discord.

>>21028596
Here's an idea for a more funny / less serious cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GXja4e5q-U

>>21029121
If there aren't enough who sing JP I'll definitely seriously pass around ECHO files and a deadline.

I like that song too though. I do drums and EN/JP vocals so we can always just make a list to do for fun side projects. I've been poking around bandcamp recently for channel theme commissions and royalty free stuff.

Recently, I've been masturbating so much that I'm afraid to stream in case I accidentally don't mute myself.

>>21029318
Cool! I'm a relatively new aspie so I never got to participate in the previous /vt/ covers. I can sing jp well but I'm down for anything. I'll go back to lurking till you drop that link

>>21028596
I love ECHO so I am down!

>>21028767
i'll DM you later(2-3 hours) since i'm not home right now
i was planning on using DaVinci Resolve, do you have a preference for Vegas?

>>21029705
Just don't pull a dsp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7ga7zG_OI

>>21011613
don't mention pirating games but also don't lie about buying them. don't say shit like "oh I bought this game for $40" but instead "this game is available on steam for $40"
if it ever comes out just stand by it.
if you get shit on for not being upfront just say you don't wanna encourage young people in your streams to copy you.

>>21029851
nta but I've tried vegas, premiere, and resolve and resolve by far is the fastest, most stable, and doesn't eat up your machine's resources. I fyou don't have a high spec machine go for resolve, especially since it's basically free.

Stirrups?

>>21028596
>>21029121
Correct me if i'm wrong but wouldn't it make most sense for a middle aged male to sing something that makes sense for them? I know you are all cute weeb girls, but i'm not and honestly even as a cover i don't think i could emulate what a vocaloid tries to sing seems even harder as an amateur.

I'd probably personally want something closer to what could fit to my voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UrCtIGQh8
or this for mega hard mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs8puTDffPI

i get im preaching to the wrong choir here, nobody in the vtubing community is even gonna give a shit about metal, much less non-jp stuff. the only jp stuff that would really fit would probably be something from Dyes Iwasaki, but i'd be lying if i said that most of his songs don't sound harder, especially the rap parts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElqIO53eXNk

But who is /asp/ singing for anyways? Are you guys trying to just pick something that will generate more popularity? Because i'm pretty sure depending on what you sing it will have absolutely no impact on your popularity at all because it's just music nobody cares about. It should probably be something more personal and something to characterize your brand, but i'm actually curious as to why people connect singing with vtubing so much, other than "because the popular ones do it"

>>21034160
>nobody in the vtubing community is even gonna give a shit about metal, much less non-jp stuff
You say that, but...

>>21032356
You NEED toes to get best impact, and painted toenails make them better.

But the pink colour is eh on feet. For skin, it's mostly okay, but for feet it makes me think more of summer sunburn, or athlete's foot.

>>21034160
>who is /asp/ singing for anyways?
sometimes people do community projects purely for the fun of it whilst making new friends and connections. /vg/ does singing stuff all the time. Being a vtuber doesn't mean constant obsession with growth and branding. For most people, it's a hobby.

>>21014497 (me)
I retarded and didn't make this obvious that it was a question. I need help deciding

>>21035801
GPU market is still dickered but slowly recovering, so $600 for both CPU and GPU won't get you much, especially if you have to buy a motherboard and RAM for the CPU to actually work with too.

>>21036035
I have a 1500x and a rx 580 was thinking of upgrading to a 3500x and a 6600-XT (no mobo change or RAM needed), to go from high-end potato to low-end computer.

Or should I just save for a entirely new PC

>>21026024
>>21028596
>>21034160
Honestly just drop vocaroos at /a/ sings threads, they could always use more people and they have some projects going on. Weeb songs would overlap each other anyway

>>21034160
>middle aged male

then you can pull off the ojisan blabbering on the SymaG one.

>nobody in the vtubing community is even gonna give a shit about metal, much less non-jp stuff

Futakuchi Mana. Metal vtuber. She's cool

Also, it's a charm point when a cute girl (or guy) on the internet does a metal growl. Lots of people dig it.
https://youtu.be/RjtshS_bIXo?t=142
https://youtu.be/GTyIxOcyipU?t=14

>Are you guys trying to just pick something that will generate more popularity?
>it's just music nobody cares about.
Look man, if you don't wanna sing weeb shit, all the power to you. But this is a stupid take. And your entire post reeks of self doubt. Go do what you love.

i'll become good vtuber and make lots of friends

>>21036913
That last paragraph was probably worded too strongly, i was just genuinely curious what people's motives are. Futakuchi Mana seems really cool, thanks for showing it to me. I'll probably have the opportunity to record in a sound-studio of my guitar teacher if we ever stop doing online courses, so i could try my hand at it. Lot's of anxiety regarding singing and i have been surrounded by people who only exclusively sing when they are drunk and depressed and it wasn't fun...

>>21037608
Hope you find your groove soon, anon. Singing is a lot of fun, even more so with other people.

Also, lots of people practice in a car. Cars are surprisingly soundproof.

>>21036892
You're on AM4 already so at least you can do drop-in CPU upgrades, that's good. I'd hold off on a new GPU though, a 580 will still play a good amount of stuff out right now.

>>21034160
as a cute weeb girl I will exclusively be singing (alt) metal

>>21035801
how good is your current mic?

Well
I beat the guy that only had 0:01 watch time, I guess lol

>>21038123
Make sure to post your links so I can gosling

I'm very grateful to have had some sort of bizarre precognitive dream in 2020 that led me to believe that computer parts were about to get astronomically more expensive. I went from a ten year old Thinkpad to a Ryzen 5 and RTX 2060 that summer; if I had held off for much longer I'd probably still be using that laptop

>>21038302
With that said:
Even assuming best case scenario (3 views total, one of which was automatic scraping when I submitted it), multiply that value by 3 and they watched a whole minute-ish of it
Yep, not gonna hold my breath.

>>21038123
Any band recs? I like metal a lot but I mostly go for black metal and prog-inspired metal

>>21020135
Is it? I was fully going to stream almost exclusively pirated games. Obviously I wasn't going to show things such as "CODEX" usernames or whatever, and I'd pretend I just disabled the steam overlay because I hate (which is something I actually do if I play steam games), but I was also going to unapologetically shill piracy.

>>21039080
I think it would probably be a boneheaded move to make part of your streaming persona "cool pirate who encourages other people to pirate." Everybody and their dog already pirates stuff; there's no real need for you to shill it outside of wanting to feel cool for doing so

>>21034735
What colours would you suggest, skin/nails-wise?

>>21038214
Current mic is an akg p5i

>>21039080
wow anon you sound so unique and smart for fighting the big publishers like that

>>21038302
>>21038425
How'd you open out and introduce yourself? And was this for Holo or Niji?

>>21023710
I did some research, dropped the idea. It was like 5k I think.

>>21039286
I like white-person skin colour, Japanese is nice, SEA can be alright. AAmerican can be nice, but they often have overdone nails, which (to me) are grotesque. I'm not a huge fan of non-human colours, although pale/semi-translucent skinned- feet for aliens and so on can be enticing.

For paler feet, a good black nail polish is very nice (see Saruei), and a deeper red is nice on both Asian/White. Neon colours can work, I have a preference to blue, but again it's easy to slip into overglitzed

Wow... putting my thoughts down on paper makes me realize I actually have more internal thoughts on "what makes feet pretty" than I'd first imagined.

>>21039286
Contrast is a pretty safe bet to go for. Clashing colors are pretty

>>21032356
They would go flat over the toes, unless you're trying to make a flip flop.

Imagine if you had gloves like pic related?

>>21034160
I did Johnny Cash's cover of Hurt and House of the Rising Sun good enough to make my Dad turn off his music in the car. BFMW and Green Day are music stream night staples. For original instrumental commissions I have the guy that did the OST for Killing Floor 1/2 on e-mail. He's pretty busy with prepping for summer releases and shows though. I do not want to hear bad metal vocals even worse and screams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E4qAWaZgkA

>model put on waiting list
>found rigger who does decent job
>just ordered overlays
All i have left is streaming reps to continue on personal account, and i think i can turn out alright. Thanks aspies.

>>21037428
not as a dumb frogposter you wont!

>>21041677
Thank yourself.

>>21039080
I prefer even the yellow cat's suicidal delusions than this anti big corpo trope.

>>21041796
That's some solid advice that is applicable in all sorts of scenarios.
Even if someone might have given you motivation to accomplish something, you still ultimately have yourself to thank for putting in the effort.

>>21039286
too green

>>21041906

yellow cat frendy

>>21034735
>>21040718
If I wanted to keep my current color concept, would a paler pink work?
Also thinking maybe go orange or green to go with the eyes or hair/bodysuit.
>>21041423
I think I was going for a toe loop but that didn’t work out when I initially drew it

Think fast /asp/!

>>21041925
What is too green?

>>21042423
Yeah, I think a paler pink would do, so it's almost like picture-book white person colour.
You could maybe just go with no polish, just make the nails highlighted, and I wouldn't go for the toe-loop, just the under-sole loop.
Check out Josa's stirrups, or Saruei's, or whoever the one who was originally posted here.
But also, your feet, especially as a vtuber, are likely only going to be on screen as fetish fuel, and lots of people just don't overlap on that.
For instance, I don't particularly like stinky feet. Bad foot-smell is offputting. So are long toes.
But then you get people who love monkey-finger feet, and who love the idea of unwashed feet all over their face.
My foot thing comes more from the fact mine are messed up and ugly, and I saw a friend's who were super neat, well-looked after, and it's almost jealously in how pretty and elegant her toes were.
I like the au-natural look, with only a clear polish, well pedicured, and smooth. Hence anime feet are often better than the real thing.

But if you're fetish baiting with it, then consider having a point redeem to change the nail polish colour, and use a filter to set it up in OBS.
Hell, set up a sound redeem of different colours, and you can probably get people to pay for it.
This is, of course, betting on you either being female, or having a convincing girl-voice.
If you're a babi, or a non-passing transgirl, then you might be a bit of out of look (consider leaning into futa, pick up a different fetish crowd).
But also, doing that might get twitch to bonk you.

>>21039893
Please anyone who's done the audition and had their video reviewed answer this before the schizos awake

>>21039893
>>21043697
Hi, that guy here. It was for Holo.
I'm literally a 0view (occasionally a 1view) on twitch, and desu I just kinda winged the audition because I don't honestly expect it to go anywhere. Introduced myself, told a funny anecdote about how my twitch username is actually something silly that I meant as a gimmick for a very specific niche but then I realized I actually like streaming and would be doing more than that one thing, mentioned that I make my own music and would like to do chuuba music-making streams (it IS a niche people stream, haven't really seen chuubas doing it though), expressed "aw shucks" humility at how far I was punching above my weight actually daring to submit an audition, ended with the usual arigathank you very much.
Going by timestamp, again assuming that the average view time is multiplied by 3 (as the other 2 views were non-watches), they got as far as my twitch username anecdote and stopped watching.
I'm not holding my breath, desu that they watched even THAT long is flattering enough. Means I wasn't so incredibly boring/had such a monumentally shitty voice that they completely tossed me out as soon as they started watching.
As for my own content creation credentials, years and years ago I was a participant in an early-youtube trend that got me a couple vids with millions of views, that trend is long defunct but I still have like 3k subs on my account even though I don't get viewership for shit.

>>21043697
>>21044168
Also I'd hardly call watching at most (assuming my random derivative schizo math is correct) 1/5th of the video as "having my video reviewed"
Unless you want to know specifically what NOT to do? I guess? In which case uh I suppose don't open with "Hi, the name's [X], but you won't find me by that name, my twitch username is actually comedically [Y] because of a mistake I made, whoops!"
In that case, there you go, what NOT to do. Glad to be of service.

>>21043603
The general idea/goal is to have a cool/interesting design that’s different from a lot of what’s out there. I think the feet part came from another anon’snidea to implement robot/mecha legs and keep the feet more or less bare.
Even if those or the hands stay hidden lost times (until I eventually get to be 3D) I might as well have them look good, right?
Speaking of hands… something else I might want to lock down. Might help to have. Better hand model to use than the default I was using in CSP.

yellow cat didn't add me

>>21045182
What a snake

>>21045182
you just dont understand yellow cat's 5th dimensional giga plan or whatever

>>21045182
the secret is that he's only looking for chuubas with bigger numbers so he can leech from them

>>21044883
Actually helpful knowledge on asp at brunchtime? Incredible.

>>21045853
that and im pretty sure he's looking for fresh new femchuubas to groom

>>21046036
made up ass pull numbers to measure video view time to cope is not "actually helpful knowledge"

>>21044942
you're still designing? are you doing your streaming reps? do you want to become a vtuber or a vtweeter?

>>21046134
Okay, at best they watched 20 seconds of my video and got as far as "Hi my name's [X]" and then stopped watching. Is that better? I mean I don't think it's helpful to begin with, that dude's reaching, but I'm very clear about the 'best case scenario' being a schizo theory and even then it showing that I failed miserably.

if you wouldn't make it on your own you won't make it into a corpo. they're scooping up talents (and eliras friends), not nobodies.

>>21046142
I might as well tweak things as I go.

Man, everytime I see this thread I get depressed. All I want to do is stream the games that I play all day anyways but I'm broke asf and the only way to really break-in as an indie is to already be stacked and have some corpo-quality rig and media, being a dude doesn't help either

>>21046295
>(and eliras friends)
kek.
a necessary reminder

>>21046191
>Is that better?
no. it's just as useless. you should be opening up with your strongest talent this is obvious shit.
>can you sing?
>bust open with a 30 second clip of you nailing a high note
>can you voice act?
>hit them hard with a character voice right from the get go
do aspies seriously expect their entire 5 minute rambling to be viewed completely? you've seen the shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPMChQ6ti0
you think something like this is going to keep attention? how long did you watch the video for before getting bored?

>>21046342
oh kaiser you're back

>>21046342
just png tube and save up

>>21046417
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPMChQ6ti0
if you applied the schizo math this guy had his entire video viewed multiple times all the way through

>>21046340
And besides, 95% of the design is pretty much locked down, only things I’m tweaking now are colors or addition of small details to make some areas less flat-looking with my lineart.

>>21038302
1 second anon here, I'm snorting the copium that the 1 second view was actually me on my phone, since on the youtube studio stats, it shows 0 new viewers, only returning viewers, and it checks out, since I just opened the video and closed it immediately because I forgot to mute my phone in the bus.
If they saw that much of your video, at least rejoice in the fact that your intro managed to grab their attention for a little while

>>21046536
>public video

>>21046342
>Man, everytime I see this thread I get depressed.
Then stop reading this bad thread and just focus on bettering yourself and putting on a good show. This thread is and has been a dead end for a while

Is there a way to mark as a designated area to show video in my overlay?

>>21046924
Yeah but it always pops up and makes me feel like I should be doing something more but theres only so much I can do "brand" wise as a 20 year old dude with no income, I guess I could try just doing a png but I'd need to make that myself and I'm dogshit at lineart

>>21047378
>does nothing
>there's only so much i can do!
pathetic

>>21047378
Alright first off, you need to get income. Go file for unemployment or get a damn job if you’re really hurting for money. Secondly, “it pops up?” Is someone forcing you to read /vt/? You need to get a grip, kid. The other reply is right; you haven’t even tried to improve your situation. You need to try.

>>21044168
>>21044883
Bless you anon and thank you very much

goodmorning /asp/

>>21046418
not me this time a-anon i swear. I'm too sick to be depressed right now. I missed a week of streaming because of it and I'm really mad and want to get back into it.

>>21047378
go on skeb and find a cheap artist where you can get a chibi done for like $20-30 and just use that. If you don't even have $20-30 then I don't think you should be worrying about streaming

the left one looks like an amateur drawing while the right one looks well done. both done by the same artist.

left is a vtuber commission, right is the artists own model.
always make sure to check your artists/riggers vtuber children..

>>21048189
glad to hear you're refraining from sadposting! feel better!

>>21046191
Original anon I think my theory on why so many are failing on the video is more of what people are saying in the first 20 seconds and that theory is turning out correct. Try again in three months though anon and please don't wing it again...

>>21048364
i must do my mommy peko-chan proud. she was so nice to let me use her character and was so hyped about it, for as long as im using the shitty admiral i have to try to fulfill that vision

>>21046417
So when's your debut? Since you apparently must have had a perfect application and know exactly what to do.

>>21007238
You should always come to the stream with a “see results after a year mindset.” At the beginning you will have anyone barely tune into your streams. This is normal. As you improve your commentary and meet new people you will have more people tuning into your streams. For now I suggest watching your views and looking at what should be fixed and what shouldn’t

>>21049616
They really didn’t say anything unreasonable. You sound somewhat mad

>>21049666
VODs not views*
>>21049014
The first few seconds matters most in a video. Ever wonder why Mrbeast always shouts the title when he starts his videos? It’s to get you hooked like any other piece of literature

>>21049693
Tangible examples of what a failing application looks/sounds/is formatted like is infinitely more useful than spitballing what you "should" do even though you have zero indication that it's a successful application.

>>21046342
>t. someone who never streamed in their life
Shut the fuck is faggot. If you want to make it then put in the effort. I’ve started as a PNG and busted my ass all the way to where I am now. You can cope all you want but you will never make it in this industry not because you don’t have the resources but because you never tried

>>21049927
Does your brain work?

>>21049927
>Tangible examples of what a failing application looks/sounds/is formatted like is infinitely more useful
>infinitely more useful

>know 1,000 ways how not to do something
>still don't know what to actually do
>useful
?

Try to make vtuber friends in twitter is wried experience.

>>21049927
Bro, I got a corpo artist making my new rig for me right now. All you have to do is ask, and also Japanese artists aren't as expensive as a lot of western Live2D artists, just a heads up.

>>21050141
Replied to wrong comment
>>21046342

>>21050008
But bro, life is hard as a 20 year old boy that lives with his parents and doesn’t have any schooling or a job taking up any of his time. He can’t find the “successful streamer button” anywhere on /vt/ no matter how many threads he clicks on

>>21046342
>All I want to do is stream the games that I play all day anyways
>the only way to really break-in as an indie
contradictory statements

>>21023710
Who is this big cutie?

>>21048189
You said you don't want to be nationalist but you keep giving me vibes that you're a vtuber version of Wilhelm II.

Some of the lazy bitches that post in these threads from time to time make me foam at the mouth LOL

>>21050098
>"How do I build up my biceps?"
>"Well, lat pulldowns don't work, I can tell you that much. Yes, you're working your arms, but it's a completely different muscle group to the one you're targeting. I know another person who could do deadlifts and squats for days, but that didn't really help his biceps at all either, as those are more leg and core exercises."
vs
>"How do I build up my biceps?"
>"Well, a good workout routine consists of deadlifts, squats, military press, bench press, and power cleans. If you do those you'll get stronger probably."
>"Yeah, but I specifically want to work on my biceps"
>"You should also train your stamina by jogging, if you've never run before you can do couch to 5k to get into the swing of things at a decent pace. Don't forget to drink a gallon of milk a day."
>"Bro, I just wanna know how to make my biceps bigger. Which of those exercises you listed would do that?"
>"wtf I'm giving you all this advice why are you so ungrateful what are you stupid?"

>>21050575
Ah, I see. It does not work. Do you have any baseball or car analogies while you’re at it

>>21050141
how do you go about this if the person doesn't have dms open on twitter and you have no way of contacting them? do you send a msg on pixiv or what?

>>21050910
>can not understand how knowing what NOT to do is helpful
>instead, random 0view vtweeter making up random shit with zero proof that it would make for a good audition is considered helpful
if this is the caliber of /asp/ies, well, I can rest assured none of you will ever actually make it through the corpo auditions

>>21051003
Do you stream?

>>21051040
just started, but yes. any more insipid questions?

>>21051278
>Copyright claim
>Copyright claim
>Copyright claim
nice AMVs fag

>>21051278
>>21051437
Ahahaha

>>21051278
Just one more: what advice do you have for corporate hopefuls? Oh, I lied. Here’s another: any advice on how to give advice properly?

>>21051540
I don't get what's so hard to fucking comprehend about telling someone what DIDN'T work being useful.
>what advice do you have for corporate hopefuls?
Again, I can GUARANTEE that doing X, Y, and Z are failing strategies. The LARPer up above assuring you that you NEED to do A, B, and C -- even though they HAVEN'T succeeded themselves doing ABC -- is far less helpful to you, even if it does give you the warm fuzzies that you're "doing it right".

>>21051730
What I was getting at with my concerns about your brain not working is that you can probably infer what not to do when someone suggests what you should do. You know, common sense.
And really, how is what you’re doing here any different from larping? You’re insisting that you have a better idea of what to do in the auditions than the poster that set you off did but you haven’t really offered anything substantial here outside of a screencap of your YouTube numbers.
You’re screeching on 4chan about anonymous not giving great advice but you’re not stepping up and giving that advice that is apparently so necessary.

ok but how the fuck do you grow your viewers from 0?

>>21050575

>>21052003
>trusting retards on this board to have higher level critical thinking skills such as inference
Anon..

>>21051730
nta, but what you said doesn't make any sense. People are telling others tips on how to be seen, and you would brush those tips aside because none of them have made it? Isn't it better for clueless people to at least have a better chance instead of just flailing in the dark?

>>21052135
shilling yourself on twitter/reddit

>>21052146
They really wrote all of that!

>>21052003
Who do you think I am, retard?
>>21044168
>>21044883
>>21046191
I haven't said shit about people "not giving great advice", unless you apply a really pedantic lens to what I was saying in that I'm saying they (the person >>21046417 here) are just telling you what you TOTALLY GOTTA do, even though they have NO indication that it's even 'good' advice. It's along the lines of "just be more enthusiastic!" "just, like, try harder, man!" generic hugbox platitudes that have zero value.

Do you guys commission for banner/name/shudelde or just create one by yourself.

>>21052215
>People are telling others tips on how to be seen,
no, i'm specifically talking about corpo auditions, and that their 'ideas' for a 'successful' audition have ZERO value unless they've themselves succeeded. Is it generically good advice - be charismatic, have a good voice, be engaging? Yeah, sure, but in the explicit context of 'what a good audition video looks like' it serves no value.
>Isn't it better for clueless people to at least have a better chance instead of just flailing in the dark?
Me saying "X doesn't work" is far more of a clue than the equivalent of "I bet if you do Y it'll be good material idk" You now know NOT to do X. You have proof it is a failing strategy. You DON'T know that Y will actually be of value to you.
I really can't explain this any simpler than this, and if you can't comprehend this, you're beyond help.

>>21052283
Yes, I do think you’re a retard. Especially now that you’ve said that you think what that person had to say was a “generic hug box platitude.” You might even be a double retard but I can be sure just yet

>>21052283
What are your thoughts on toxic positivity

>>21052209
Hey man, you never know. You and I can but I guess we’re not retarded

>>21052438
>you should be opening up with your strongest talent this is obvious shit.
>bust open with a 30 second clip of you nailing a high note
>hit them hard with a character voice right from the get go
And these are all successful techniques? If I do one of those things, it guarantees the audition will be successful? No, you fucking smoothbrain, it's generic wannabe advice. We have no indication that the staff clicking through videos don't immediately click off when someone opens with singing or character impressions as quickly as they do "hi, my name is-". As I said earlier ITT at some point, it's spitballing random shit and pretending it's the magic ticket that will make you a winner.
How much fucking copium are you people huffing that you can't just say "thanks anon, your example shows us what not to do, we'll make sure NOT to open up our video with a basic greeting"? What else are you supposed to do, well, that's my point, I don't fucking know. But neither does anybody else.

>>21051278
>old videos from 2015 with content unrelated to streaming
>literal 0 view when streaming

>>21052433
People literally pointed out the boring audition and told them to do everything but that, that's both saying "X doesn't work" and "you should do Y".
I don't get why are you so mad when people are trying to give tips to others

>>21052135
I started off hanging around chuuba fan discords, participating in karaoke nights and joining large voice channels making people laugh. That's where a majority of my 20-30 audience members comes from currently

>>21052636
You have an ice cube’s chance in hell of making it, anon.

>>21052932
Wow
It's almost like >>21044168
>I'm not holding my breath, desu that they watched even THAT long is flattering enough.
I'm already aware of that, you mouthbreathing retard