/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20989359
you had me at massive tits

>>20989359
worse than mori? are you sure?

>Grating voice
you are literally gay

>>20989359
Sorry for your massive faggotry

>>20989359
>only popular for her massive tits
and that's a bad thing how? are you gay?

>OP enjoys taking cock
Shocking

>>20989452
>>20989497
>>20989523
>>20989535
t. coomer

>>20989359
Noel schizo is back...

>>20989359
I wouldn't give her the sexual pleasure of getting ryona'd I'd just kill her in one hit desu

Hey man.
Nice thread.

>>20989711
Listen fancuck, just because Menheraneko is a washing board doesn't mean others don't appreciate a fine pair of tatas.

>>20989359
Another thread?
>grating voice
She has one of the nicest voices in Hololive

>>20989711
>>20989930
Based
>>20990162
I'm going to kick your ass, Miko poster.

>>20989359
Worst member of nijisanji is (you)

>>20989711
My condolence pomu

>>20989359
How many threads Noelschizo?
>>20973609
>>20965603
>>20929755
>>20929084
>>20909244
>>20912825

>>20990664
One of the sole reasons I keep going is to see the list you post get longer each time

>>20991373
Kill yourself

>>20991436
You will never be Japanese.

>>20991511
Mori will die of an overdose

>>20989359
On top of that she's a mediocre collab partner.
At least Flare with all her debuffs and shit game choices could make a fun stream every now and then.
Noel is basically the opposite, she literally has nothing going for her except a good L2D.

>>20989359
Noelschizo, isn't it a little late in SEAland? Gotta be early morning already, should try and get some sleep so you're ready for another day of shitposting.

Anyway, posting Noel and Marine's fat tits.

>>20991746
Noel's streams are fun you EOP.
You don't realize how fucking funny she is. She's similar to Korone in how she tells lots of small dumb jokes to entertain herself during long game sessions, she has a high powerlevel, and the way she leans into her shitty singing and dancing is endearing.
If she was just tits she wouldn't be as popular as she is.

>>20991616
I hope so, I hate her too.

>>20989359
How would you explain to your family why you make multiple 4chan threads a day about your hatred for a Japanese woman pretending to be an anime character on YouTube?

>>20992014
Thanks for this one earlier

>>20992160
A Japanese woman he can't understand

>>20989359
Noel is a fun vtuber. OP is homosexual and has no friends

>>20989359
nice thread

>>20989359
I like Noel. And her tits.

>>20989359
shes literally the biggest elden ring autist

>>20994485
based

>>20989359
>Can't sing
Did you even listen to her original song?
https://youtu.be/LMYIam2RFkg
>Can't dance
Did you see her during HoloExpo with Luna? It's also exceedingly difficult to sing and dance at the same time even for the most professional. You should try it sometime.
https://files.catbox.moe/5tyilx.mp4
>Bad at video games
She's one of the few that has consecutively played most FromSoft games and challenges herself on stream with others every day.
>Grating voice
Her most popular videos are ASMR which she takes very seriously and with great passion
>Literal onlyfans girl
We don't talk about that here
>Only popular for her massive tits
Hey, if God gives you something, use it and be proud of it. You'd be stupid not to.

>>20995987
>seriously responding
OP is a homosexual don't waste your time

>>20995987
No need to post seriously, if you keep posting milkers they'll eventually leave

>>20996288

so noel is kinda chubby, do you think her ass rates anywhere near marines?
i want marine to have the biggest ass in hololive, on a scale unrivaled by any of her peers
a monolithic ass
i believe in her

>>20989359
fuck you faggot, noel mogs all your EN whores combined

>>20992032
>She's similar to Korone in how she tells lots of small dumb jokes to entertain herself during long game sessions,
>to entertain herself
And that's the problem.

>>20989359
Literally SOVL

I don't know what was more fun, seeing Noel's partially exposed anus or Mel's partially exposed bush.

>>20989359
meds

This is true but I don't give a shit I will still nut to her and her roomate

>>20996499
According to the shower stream, Noel has the tits, Marine has the ass.

>>20997177
I think Marine is just fat though. Noel on the other hand is juuuuuust right (now).

>>20996549
It entertains her viewers as well retard

>>20997177
>the shower stream
i would have a heartattack if i watched/listened to that

>>20997511
It was godly, based Kanata for putting it together.

>>20997665
Which is your favorite?
first ASMR collab (double heart beat)
second ASMR collab (eating ASMR)
shower collab stream
bath collab stream

>>20995987
>Did you even listen to her original song?
Not to hate on her, I'm her member, but this isn't really singing. I'd classify it more as "melodic talking". You don't hear her singing long notes, You don't hear her doing vibrato, you don't hear her changing tones, you don't hear her switching tempo. Something like rapping but cute and with a different purpose and technique. Many seiyuus do that and there's nothing wrong with it. This song is cute and and all but I'd never place it anywhere close to pretty much majority of Hololive. Homenobi was a good way to mask her rather bad vocal skills. Same for that duet with Luna.
>Did you see her during HoloExpo with Luna?
Yeah, that's among my favourite performances, but once again, I'm aware that she's generally not that good at it and the fact that it turned out that good is a proof of a good plan and major progress. It was perfectly staged and that's a good thing.

>>21001223
Sure she's no Suisei or Sora but for someone who joined Hololive with little to no singing or stage experience she's come a long way. If you go back to her debut and her first concerts and compare them to now she's come a long way and she's pretty open about her practice. It also shows Covers talent that they can work around strengths and weaknesses to create an original song. Noel is incredibly proud of it.

Noel is spectacularly tone-deaf. It's rare to see someone with such a nice voice but completely unable to sing whatsoever.
However I find it cute. I'd rather listen to her King "cover" than the atrocious Gura/Calli one.

>>20997177
How the fuck is this not vshojo level garbage?

>>20989359
you will never be a woman

>>21004726
Because they have other things to talk about instead of "cocks tits ass cum sex". Their lewdness is entry-level stuff and doesn't make up the majority of their content.

>>20989359
Anon, no. It's spelled "m-o-r-i" you put the wrong image by accident.

>>21005133
I know American women are whores but that doesn’t mean women across the world are whores. The lewdness are vshojo-tier and Marine’s whole character is basically how she’s in heat 24/7.

>>20989359
>t jealous woman

While it is true Noell can't really sing or dance, she has enough charisma to keep getting invited to live performances cause shes cute.

>>20989359
that's just how it is
Flare despite having decent gameplay streams, and being the biggest weeb in Hololive, gen 3 faggots would still choose Noel and Rushia over her

those apply to coco

>>21005832
rent free, bugman

>>21005832
She’s far worse. She’s a redditwhore.

>>20989359
reveal a new trick, warlock. I tire of this one.

>>20989359
She's a good menhera who has great outburtsts.

With Noel talking about her brother getting married it made me think about maybe she's thinking of marriage herself and how much I want that to be me. I would give her the most lavish lifestyle, there's better looking guys out there but Noel would learn that none could make her laugh like I do. I'd make her lavish meals every night, play her a nice song, we'd watch Planetes and mecha in bed, play Dark Souls and video games together, we'd stay up all night talking and she tell me all her problems and insecurities. I'd give her everything I could in this cruel world. I'd comfort her when she's feeling down, and forever seek to fulfill her ever desire and need with asking absolutely nothing in return. I'd compliment her singing and dancing and make sure she doesn't need to feel insecure about her breasts. I'd support all her endeavors and cheer her on from the crowd as her #1 fan. I would totally be ok with never being mentioned or acknowledged like I never existed so she can keep doing what she's doing and making donations because at the end of the day I'd be the one sharing a bed, and my life, with her.

>>20991746
t. does not understand a single bit of Japanese

>>20989359
Homenobi so fucking good though.

>>21010517
Languages can be learned, which I've been doing.

>>20989359
And still better than most niji jps

>>20989359
t. tranny

>>20989359
OP is a faggot

who can hate this?

>>20989359
>Only popular for her massive tits
You mean literally the BEST Hololive member.

>>20989359
>Bad at games
>Grating voice
those are fine
>Can't sing
>Can't dance
those aren't and i wonder how much cock she had to suck to be allowed in

>>20989359
Noel by Kloah.

>>20996288
In my next life I want to be a ku100

>>20990664
Kek
Better fap to canan rather than being noelschizo

>>21016284
Requirements for earlier gens weren't that many to begin with, just look how they literally hired underage like shion or chammers without any experience

>>20989359
Do you see her as a threat or something?

>>20989359
Noel's voice and singing is pure soul.

As expected from a filler member of gen 3. Her and Flare just suck ass. I also like how holobronies always attack Vshojo but then defend literal whores from their company.

>>21016536
Sucks that she hates all men who aren't her brother.

>>21016474
>chammers
Except Haachama is the Japanese princess.

>>21005611
Noel actually has a higher power level than Flare.
Noel had to explain what newtypes were to Flare. Flare thinks she is a big otaku, she really isn't.

>>21016284
Hololive invited her you fucking EOP retard.