/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

pink cat gone forever

>>20897849
Thank god

>>20897849
Finally, I am free. She is free. We are all free.

is vshojo dying bros? all the girls are getting into drama, getting banned, not streaming, making up lies about family stuff so they can not stream and spend time with their bf...is it over bros? how do we go back to the glory days

extremely comfy Snuffy stream

>>20897918
meds

Looks like someone's planning a Vei cosplay. https://twitter.com/purinn0930/status/1506283470858948611

Looking down her timeline is funny because she appears to have recently cosplayed as Watame from Hololive and going from that to Vei is such a radical shift. Her timeline has random Vei retweets inbetween other stuff and I don't know what she's saying but it looks funny to me.

>>20897939
Just in time for the costume to be retired.

>>20897957
>he thinks the debut will actually be in April

>>20897918
This isnt the Hololive general

>>20897939
>check timeline
>see pic
>"wow that's a pretty good kson cosplay"
>it was actually her retweeting kson
Why am I so retarded?

>>20897918
mouse with bf > mouse without bf

>>20897939
It's a radical shift in this schizo shithole, anywhere else it's vtuber cosplay 1 and 2

nsfw version in the tweet https://twitter.com/ErominArt/status/1506320596472320003

>>20898059
I was expecting her to have a cock for some reason

>>20898050
I don't think you have to be a schizo to be able to tell that Vei and Watame are radically different as people. And a lot of her RT's make that pretty clear since it's not just glamour shots of Vei's model that you'd expect someone to be retweeting if they were planning a cosplay.

>dies to wolf-croc monster
>"I just got eaten out"
Tangentially related to the thread since it's Rainhoe, the chuuba Connor raided. Yet another example of chuubas being furries.

I like Rainhoe's voice.

>>20898048
at least mouse still streams even though she spends all her off time with her bf. i wish nyan would do the same and stop making vague bullshit about her "family" just admit shes too busy with Aethel. cant stream but can spend time in his chat watching him play ds2

rainhoe you will never replace mouse no matter how hard you try to make it happen

>>20898202
It's just a waiting game.

>>20898284
>even if they get together she will have to live knowing she was always second choice

>>20898317
Hoe is literally in her name. She's good with that.

>>20898191
Funny that if you replace Mouse with Vei, your comment still makes sense

>>20898202
They are both femcels, they will end up getting cucked by some random Stacy

Anyway schedule time. Currently live:

Snuffy - Just hanging out it looks like and walking around. But via the internet and not IRL. https://www.twitch.tv/snuffy

And that's about it. For ++'s there's Yunii doing art and if you really want to count Rainhoe you can I don't care anyway later today:

Silver - Assuming Bunny doesn't show up again to continue to fuck things up she's got a planned collab with Layna and her family today. They'll be playing Haunt Chaser
Mouse? - Seemed like she'd think her meds would work fast enough for her to be able to return to streaming tonight. I'd be willing to bet she'll show.
Vei? - I don't fucking know. Maybe. Not too late for her to start but it's not likely.

And that might be it? Zen's off, Nyan's MIA until she isn't, Mel and Hime are unknown. I thought I heard someone say Froot had like 3 planned collabs this week but I'm not sure what any of them are aside from Fortnite with Zen and Silver on Friday.

>>20898394
>femcels
They aren't sexist or racist enough to be incels

>>20898434
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1506608455783702538

>>20898470
They are OG femcels, no toxic stuff, just an utter inability to get laid

>>20897957
Vei has been bitching about not wanting to be a maid anymore for months and yet keeps sitting on and delaying her new model's debut. I think they'll be okay.

>>20898520
She is waiting for neonbeat to an hero right after finishing it so the model debut will have more hype surrounding it

>>20898434
>Vei? - I don't fucking know. Maybe. Not too late for her to start but it's not likely
I give her 2 hours more but like you said not likely since she was awake all night and morning spending time with Soda and is asleep right now when she usually was awake before dating him

>>20892474

so far all silver has been doing since fat tits put her name in her mouth has been replying to others who are putting more fuel on the fire under plague rat. who has been doing a decent job on pulling some of the heat off of fat tits. now the only way i see silver getting truly involved on this point is if fat tits triples down and a) posts something really vile about lazanga, or b) just doubles down and posts something vile about silver or one of the girls might even go as far as RTX doxxing them depending on what they shared with her. hell isnt fat tits in that part of texas where she might have the crown jewel actual RTX doxx of zen?

>>20898614
Nah she’s actually awake

>>20898520
Actually not the maid part but the succubus one since most newcomers expect her to be doing horny rp most of the time and she hates that

>>20898614
punctuation is your friend

>>20898670
stop being retarded, this is like the 5th time you post this and it's still just as stupid as the first time

>>20897986
i want to hold her close, let her know she truly is wonderful and everything will be okay. just be there for her while she lets everything go. then sully and defile those funbags.

>>20898698
What an ironic post.

>>20898484
is this some canary in a coal mine? like if she doesn't tweet that she's alive within x days, it is implied that she died?

>>20898825
Yes

>>20898825
the tweet was 5 hours ago. She's gone anon.

did liquid get their 2nd legendary? is the race officially bullshit if they win?

I would love to tour Snuffy's tummy folds

>>20898992
oh this is not the right thread

where pink cat

>>20898992
Yes

>>20899059
ded and buried, forget about her

>>20899059
In my ass

>>20899059
Officially retired. She may come back, but without an announcement, assume she's gone.

>>20899059
The answer is that she is taking a mini hiatus because she’s dealing with personal IRL stuff

>>20899059
Like the great Tom Brady, she has announced her retirement. She will promptly return halfway through the off-season to the surprise of no one because she can't imagine life without the game just yet.

Nyan turns 28 this year and it makes me feel old.

>>20899326
How many Super Bowl rings does nyan have?

>>20899505
Nyan is the Tom Brady of Vtubing. Everyone knows she's good, probably the greatest to ever don the anime avatar. The only reason they don't like her is because she's better than their oshi. Once she officially retired from the game, everyone will unanimously say that she was the GOAT and elevated everyone around her to super human status. And Vshojo will never make a playoff run without her.

>>20899694
based

The banter continues. Apex when?

>>20899694
is she also going to kiss her son on the lips like brady

>>20899869
If her son is so lucky.

>>20899828
Zen swooping in to steal the monke from the rat

>>20899917
Mouse getting cucked from all directions.

>>20899917
more like steal the monke from the hoe. rat already lost the monke

>>20899828
When are they doing that 1v1 thing?

>>20899952
the man is already taken by his masochistic gaming habits

>>20899993
First week of March. Year not specified.

>>20899993
Was supposed to be first week of March, now he will be gone until April 10th. So 1v1 won't be happening anytime soon

>>20899828
Looking at it, Connor has an very high number of Vtubers in his replies.

>>20899694
Needs a Nyan edit

>>20898614
She always had a fucked up schedule.

>>20900186
weirdly enought, the one person that claims to not understand vtubers is the one being sucked deep into the community

>2 days without a Bubi tweet
He's already been abandoned, huh.

>>20900265
For whoever does this, pelase don't just paste her face on it. At the minimum, get a 3/4 view from her 3D to paste on it.

>>20900299
>the reason pink cat is on hiatus is she's getting dicked by Bubi day and night
He can't keep getting away with it

>>20900299
too busy being whipped by the latina rat devil

>>20900186
Twitter is filled with 2views that reply to anything even indirectly related to vtubers.

what do you think the odds are on sporatic myau streams during this rehab s- I mean "hiatus"

Rose baiting collabs with Zen

>>20900509
We all know Zen is open to collabs of 4 or less.

>>20900267
Yeah but now there's a reason why for this year

>>20900506
none but we will 100% see her on her bf Aethels stream. family issues might stop her from streaming but will never stop her love for aethel

>>20900506
0. You're only hurting yourself, anon.

>>20900603
Specifically said no FFX streams, but go off king.

>>20900695
i didnt say anything about ffx though anon

>>20900695
The sperg is complaining because she is in Aethel's chat during his streams. Let him be.

>>20897918
Who the fuck is getting into drama? Have I missed anything?

>>20900869
Yes.

>>20900695
>Specifically said no FFX streams
when did she say that

zen is fliring with the orca
she's /in/

>>20900869
Probably referring to bunny sharing her discord convo with silver so nothing really serious

>>20900923
That drama is dead, Vei is now indifferent at worst towards Lily.

>>20900755
Yep no difference to Veispergs complaining when Vei is in Soda's chat almost everyday

>>20901006
Vei and Lily moved on from that drama which happened nearly 3 months ago

>>20901116
Thank you for repeating what I have previously stated.

>>20900265
>>20900385
If you can get me a decent picture of Nyan I'll do it for you, amigo.

>>20901116
>>20901006
and you're both retarded because the post had nothing to do with Vei

>>20901322
Zen to Vshojo to Vei to Vei v Lily drama. Not exactly an Olympic longjump to make.

>Stuffing the Big 3 into unrelated conversations about the other 5
pottery

>>20898191
Meds

>>20901307

>>20901513
It's the only way to keep them relevant. This is only vaguely /vsj+/. It's actually /SNIV+/.

>>20901598
>S

>>20901597
God I miss that fucking ArtGun model
Muchos garcias, I shan't be a minute.

>tfw the hottest guy I know says he's gonna cosplay Nyanners
Yes.

>>20901622
Snuffy.

Mouse should use some of that energy she has for vampire survivors for sponsors girl would make fucking money.

>>20901738
>guy
>he

>>20901805
Sponsors are interested, pretty sure she just ignores them or doesn't get back. She said the second she said her keyboard was broken, she was flooded with companies who wanted to send her one, but never answered them.
She's no Layna with long term partnerships.

>>20901805
Never heard of the game "Sponsors Girl would Make Fucking Money"

>>20901805
Sponsors is on Vshojo the organization. It's literally their purpose as a talent agency, to sell the girls air time. They're just abysmal at it.

>>20902036
I think they respect the girls and don't pimp them like whores like Hololive does

>>20902120
Which leads to Silver being constantly depressed.

>>20901805
I assume sponsors require more shit than just playing the game and she doesn't want to put up with it.
Or she just doesn't want to because she is worried it will make her look like a sellout, I don't know.

>>20902214
sponsorship would mean she has to actually play the game, not show people the pause menu

>>20901597
This marks the 3rd VShojo shitty edit I've done in a single day - a new personal record.
With love, /lig/

>>20902120
Respecting women? Fuck that, I need my vsj promise rings. They're there to fulfill my dreams of having an anime waifu, not to stream on their own time and be entirely autonomous.

>>20902214
It's usually as followed: Play the game for X hours or X streams, make several calls to action on purchasing and where to purchase it, have the logo on screen during the allotted time, and while you can criticize it, keep it to a minimum.

>>20902214
>just playing the game
That's basically what they gotta do to count as a sponsor and reminding viewers to get it with a bot command in chat

>>20902294
Absolutely perfect.

>>20902294
Nice

>>20902291
Good thing Mouse wasn't sponsored for God of War, most of it was just the pause menu LMAO

>>20902294

>>20901738
make him flash his panties and post the pic here

>>20902333
>>20902353
I'm obviously talking out of my ass but I assume it's the repeated shilling part that she doesn't like. Mouse doesn't strike me as someone who could promote something she doesn't give a fuck about the way Connor does.

>>20902297
Just go back to your Hololive waifus

>>20902294
Nyatasha Brady or Tom Nyanners?

>>20902435
anon-chama...
your sarcasm detector...

>>20902294
Based, /lig/ love.

Why is Snippy's music on fucking push-to-talk?

>>20902480
you're expecting way too much from this thread's regulars

>>20902294
How come we have so few OC makers that the only way to get new shit is to outsource it to /lig//? Is it because they are all in /pmg/?

>>20902368
>>20902378
>>20902421
>>20902451
>>20902514
And as a twofer, here's the same image but with the Patriots logo replaced with the VShojo logo.
Once again, with love

Nyan's entire VTuber career was just a scheme to get LilyPichu to acknowledge her and now she's done.

>>20902662
anyone who was willing to do OC jumped ship when they saw what this thread was becoming in the last couple months

>>20902691
She needed to gain her trust so she could set up a meeting and finish what she started at SakuraCon. Those are the "personal issues" she is taking care of.

>>20902736
We barely ever had any in the first place

>>20902670
Be sweet if a color change was available

>>20902670
Could've distort/perspective on that but you already did a pretty good job on it.
Thank you, liganon

I like this image of Froot very much

>"I think that building walls is a good idea"
>"You know which military had good looking uniforms? Uhhhhh nevermind"
>"we shouldnt tear down old confederate statues because thats like, erasing history"
/pol/ Snuffy arc starting

Ive tried posting OC but half the people think the joke is serious and they tell me to take meds, while the other half take the joke and exaggerate it to use as a jumping off point to insult the person the OC is about.When i post the same type of OC in her discord people just laugh at it, its just not fun posting it here

>>20902874
Maybe I'll resubscribe.

>>20902821
>>20902825
Armchair quarterbacks

>>20902918
I dont even watch american football.

>>20902880
this, I made some of the stuff that gets reposted regularly but this thread is way too on edge at all times because tribalism that joke posts let alone meme images are always taken way too seriously

>>20902825
Yeah it was kind've just a "Oh that'd be a cute easter egg" addition - like a 30 seconds job. I'll leave it in an open tab in gimp and my autism will probably kick in at some point and I'll fix it.

>>20902880
Just show the OC so I can undestand why people get autistic about it.

>>20902874
Based

>>20902918
I played defense and punter

>>20902992
take the adobe pill

>>20902981
>>20903069
I meant you're telling editanon "know what you shoulda done..." just like dads across America on Monday mornings

>>20902992
keep taking the GNU pill

>>20903094
Sorry amigo, I was born a gimp shitter and I'll die a gimp shitter

>>20902691

>>20903118
No I didn’t. I said it would beat with a color change. I didn’t tell him to do it

that was a fantastic stream. early & comfy snuffy streams give me life

Snuffy just flashed the wrong ending screen by mistake. Pulled it down before the full thing was shown but lmao yet another leak

>>20903118
No I didn’t. I said it would be neat with a color change. I didn’t tell him to do it

Can I get Melody's archives?

>>20903636
https://futureporn.net

>>20903849
Thanks

>>20903389
yeah i loved it, her excitement and wonderment and seeing all sorts of different places was really cute
>>20903468
considering how the original raccoon model "debut" went i think she's been doing a lot better this time even with the leaks

>>20903468
Is it that hard not to map that shit to your GoXLR?

>>20904145
Snuffy is genuinely retarded, please understand.

>>20904267
We learned a lot of history today on her stream though (I think).
Before long we'll be doing math and science and then one day we'll all earn our GEDs together with Snuffy on stream!

>>20904145
i think you mean streamdeck but i'm not sure she actually has one she just switches through OBS

>>20904759
shes also probably been playing with them a lot to get ready to debut it and just forgets she can take it off before streaming

>>20904756
I have a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering. Snuffy streams hurt me.

>>20904832
nerd

>>20904861
Pays the bills.

>>20904832
Snuffy didn't graduate because she'll NEVER graduate!

>>20904813
yeah she said on stream she was testing stuff yesterday so when she did another transition earlier she got scared she had almost clicked it and was thinking about deleting the scenes, but obviously hadn't yet so... lol
i love my scuffed raccoon

>>20904832
I got agricultural economics
Wanna know if corn or cotton prices are gonna rise?

>>20904932
but does it pay the college debts?

>>20905084

>>20905084
I know power costs are going to go up with the adoption of EVs, and that the distribution voltage is going to have to go from a standard 3 phase 13.2kV to 34.5kV, and many substations are not ready for that kind of load, and solar is not a good option for supplementing our current generation.
Now tell me more about corn.

>>20905161
>college debt
Lol, came out with 0 debt. Went to a state school and had it all paid off before I even got out.

how many engineers we got in here? computer engineer here, work sucks but pay is okay

chemE, but im not working in that field now

Accountant

>>20905324
Tax accountant?

software engineer, schooled in telecommunications engineering.

>>20905257
Got my degree in mech, realized I hate being at a desk, am a welder now.

Unemployed because I had an anxiety attack in high school and never finished. Yeah I'm a failure

where my fellow dropouts and underachievers at. college dropout and now a admin assistant for like 4 years

>>20905386
I just meant the degree. I never went back to college to get the hours for my CPA, so I just do payroll/manage spreadsheets for a government contractor

>>20905487
I will not be posting my W-2 then.

>>20905181
Corn is literally grown everywhere. It’s a wonder crop. Oil prices might effect prices in ethanol gases but will be much cheaper

>>20903849
When was the first lawnmower?

software engineer, video games to be specific

>>20905541
Just do turbo tax, you probably don't have any other streams of income or anything worth itemizing anyways

>>20905597
None that I'll be reporting to the government.

graphic designer (aka useless member of society)

>>20905181
we need to start looking into thorium/molten salt nuclear for power generation at least as far as current tech goes.

>>20905229
aka the smart way to go.

>>20905487
Go find a 2view and be their accountant. Get the CPA when they get big.
>>20905706
Nuclear is the only viable option, but everyone is afraid of it and doesn't want to live next to a nuke plant.

>>20905788
thats because of all the mistakes in nuclears infancy. which is why i mentioned thorium and molten salt.

>>20905788
>grooming 2views
I'll stick to whores

>>20905788
isnt nuclear also way more safe than everyone seems to think it is? and isnt the whole nuclear waste thing not as big a deal as it seems like it would be?

fucking NEEEEEEEEERDS

>>20905688
3D designer
Aka I make spaces match trends that are targeted by marketing pukes who have no idea what they're doing.

>be friendless, virgin NEET
>see all the anons posting their careers and education
>fall deeper into depression

Can someone please stream so I can escape from reality for a few hours?

I dropped out of college and I'm halfway through some Java course I hope I'm not too lazy to finish

>>20905981
I may have an Agricultural Economics degree but I currently don’t have a full time job. Yippee

>>20905981
Reminder that Pink cat is a dropout

>>20905981
It's never too late to start doing something, start drawing furry porn. It worked for snuffy

>>20905981
its okay bro im a dropout who works a dead end office job at a non profit and i hardly make enough money to survive or even get to work half the time

Digital marketing, aka when you have don't have any translatable talents but are kinda good at planning, content, and promotion.

>>20906153
Just be a manager

>>20905864
Nuclear is safer than coal. Hell it's safer than almost anything depending on how you define the deaths related to it. waste storage isn't that big a deal and they're working on designs that would reprocess spent fuel to reuse the still radioactive portion. So the end waste from that would be even less dangerous. The problem is local governments who don't want you to build anything let alone a nuclear plant.

>>20906153
Sounds like the perfect skillset to groom 2views

>>20905864
Yup, way safer. On top of that, it provides a lot of high paying jobs. On top of THAT, nuclear waste can be recycled and used again as fuel.

>>20906153
>kinda good at planning, content, and promotion.
Please save Silver.

>>20906082
Honestly don't have the drive to do anything productive. All I do is live vicariously through the internet. Dropped out of HS 10 years ago and don't really have anything going for me.

I did Software Engineering at college but then laterally moved into Scrum Mastery/Project Management after a few years in the industry which I much preferred.
A few months ago I quit my job to start making pornographic videogames with a friend of mine

Is there anyone here that IS NOT a groomer?

>>20906285
You don't have to be good at art to make bank on furry commissions, and after a year of drawing every day, you'd be surprised how much you improve.

>>20906321
Everyone other than you

>>20906319
>spoiler
gotta link?

>>20906319
>Scrum Mastery
why is this a thing

>>20905981
That's sucks. I'm living the easy life as a SWE.

>>20905981
i make thousands of dollars a month from a few hours of work every few days, what about you

>>20905981
You can be a friendless virgin neet as a programmer easily

>>20906385
We're not at a first release yet amigo, sorry.

>>20906388
Because code monkeys are all autists who are simultaneously really lazy and also too socially inept to tell their peers that they can't take in work/tickets outside of scope. So the pod needs a team nanny. And let me tell you I was a great team nanny.

>>20906443
>have CS degree
>got a dev job
>quit after a few weeks cause I realized I hated programming
>now neet for a few years

At least I have my oshis…

Joey and Haruka are an adorable couple. Hope he dumps seapig

is this thread just full of old dudes with shit jobs lmao

>>20906495
0, I leech off of family
>>20906499
I just don't really have any drive, and when I do it's usually in short bursts, and I end up dropping whatever goals I have. don't really get any satisfaction achieving small goals either.

>>20905427
you are still around, which is a pretty good starting point. are there any type of apprenticeships around you?

>>20906698
>old
I'm only 27 senpai

>>20906707
i respect that ur honest about it

>>20906698
No
I don't have a job

>>20906698
I'm old with no job...

lol losers I'm still a student and in a couple years I'll be scamming people selling "therapy"

>>20906755
>>20906788
>>20906804

damn its worse than i thought

>>20905981
We're here with you, why do you not think us your equal?

>>20906319
How do I get out of the code monkey life, editanon?

>>20906573
>team nanny
did you also give happy endings to keep the morale up?

im in college trying to go into cybersecurity I have zero clue what im doing im just bullshitting and somehow passing

Film colorist and general post production.
AKA half my job is running iZotope denoisers and using the same resolve powergrades I made 3 years ago.

>>20906911
Sounds like you are perfect for vshojo

>>20906911
>spoiler
that's half the class in any given school

i used to go uni but i dropped out and now i just make bank off clip channels

>>20906992
Fuck off cooksie

Okay but who the fuck asked

>>20906804
I’m 19 and have a job as an automation engineer already, i have also stopped jerking my 2inch punisher to Nyan because i finally get pussy. What went wrong faggot?

>>20907022
my bad bro

I sure love waking up after 11 hours and sleep and still be tired as hell. That shit aside when im gone i will make sure the mega account with the archive will stay up for at least a year (the maximum i can pay in advance) so people will have enough time to download it and theres no need to worry about future lost vods when/if nyan comes back there are a lot more archive anons then me that record vods so i doubt there will be any future lost vods. Anyway im too tired to talk much today so ill leave it at that.
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>My complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive:

- Mega download and torrent (I also added some other stuff to that account like Koikatsu cards and other VoDs i archived): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

- Spreadsheet containing the runtime/Contents of each Vod: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iwxDDk_ImZqI47t30akg_SLkdDYIIUVDeFk5TqqFBFg/

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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff:

Some usefull infos/programms to use if you want to archive stuff on your own (Outdated need to update this sometime): https://pastebin.com/1i8hF902

Ready to use Rasberry Pi Image for Archiving Purposes (everything you need to archive VoDs is preinstalled): https://pastebin.com/rmqJ7Q8f

If you need help with archiving Vods or have questions or something feel free to join the IRC. Links and information for it here: https://pastebin.com/ET5atJEV

>>20906992
Based. Make sure to save up in case YouTube or twitch decides to fuck you or something.

>>20907047
Go promote orca somewhere else you fag I'm joking if you haven't caught on, good on ya anon

>>20907042
>cat
get hit by a bus

>>20906883
Well that's a philosophical question, amigo.
Why do you want out of the code monkey game? Have you lost your zest for programming or is it you're just sick of how the place you're currently at does it? If it's the latter, it's not too hard to get another CS job from a CS job - it's an incredibly incestuous industry so provided you networked at least a little you can probably shift to a new place.

If it's the former and you're burnt out on programming then shit, I guess you need to find something else that gives you the drive/happiness and pursue that. Which is terrible advice, I admit, but that's all I got.

>>20906892
No rumtugtuggers I'm afraid, frootposter,
but I bought people donuts and energy drinks regularly. And I very unprofessionally covered up for a junior programmer having an affair with one of the leading managers - that's as spicy as it got

>>20906911
You sound like me a few years ago!
Got my CS degree, almost 3 years in the same company now. I found out early that I hated programming, and I now haven't written a useful line of code in over 2 years, while working from home for most of it. Waiting for them to find out I'm pretty much just asking for help on every project and doing the bare minimum so they can fire me.
I'm trying to join the military now as an officer to escape the collapse of my life.

>>20906938
Cali is gay and sucks

>>20907071
yea i just invest most of it, hopefully i can make it as a paid video editor for someone if i do get fucked over by something

>>20907119
i know, all good man i wish i had cooksie's views dude hes rolling in cash

>>20907173
This >>20907298 is literally me

moose & joey collab has no business being this entertaining. I actually enjoyed hearing her for once when she has someone tard-wrangling her (zen doesnt count because the TTS filters me even more)

The chad opportunist clipper Anon vs The virgin depressed cat archiver Anon

>>20907503
Don’t be mean

>>20907503
you spend your money on your oshi, i make money off them. we are not the same

>>20907493
Unless

>>20907298
It takes a lot for them to notice… you’ll have to stop doing the minimum to actually get fired.

>>20907674
It always felt like he could do so much better

>>20907674
joey dumping aki for the moose would be the funniest shit ever

>>20907731
ikr shes fat as fuck lmao

>>20907731
Aki must give some good head

>>20907678
Sweet! Think we're short-staffed rn too, so they'll probably keep paying my ass regardless.
Also if you're editanon, idk what kind of scrum training you got, but I never talk to my scrum master and a 15 min standup each morning is the most I interact with him (and most of my coworkers really)

>>20907731
>implying haruka doesn’t weigh like 2 kilos less

>>20907807
She always swallows, and keeps eye-contact as she does

>>20907731
>appearance is the only thing that matters

>>20907823
>but I never talk to my scrum master and a 15 min standup each morning is the most I interact with him
I'm editanon and your scrum master is dogshit. He should be catching up with you at least 2-3 times at key intervals based on your calculated velocity. You tell him from me that he fucking sucks!

>saying that it’s the inside that matters on this mongolian basket-weaving forum

>>20907994
how can someone lewd the moose? IRL autists are the most detestable people on earth both in appearance and mannerisms, how could you even imagine them doing lewd shit????

>>20907948
What about this>>20907994 picrel? Don’t you think she could satisfy you better?

>>20908109
Just don't think about the IRL part, dumbass

>>20908109
I want to teach her how to sex

Adding on to my answer by saying I don't know what kind of job I want so I might as well be dead already

>>20907994
>He should be catching up with you at least 2-3 times
i'd fucking quit

>>20908421
Standup inclusive so really its 1-2 times. And by "catch up" that's just "hey hows work going? how far through your tickets are you" etc... Like a 5 minute conversation.
10 minutes of status updates over an 8 hours work day is hardly daunting.

>>20907731
He could but at the same time Aki's pretty good

>>20907493
It was fun seeing them use their voice acting skills during the collab. Something you don't really see with Mouse and CDawgVA...

I miss Nyanners.

why is every fleshtuber x vtuber ship always doomed to sink

mouse and connor will never be real, joey has a gf and soda and vei is just a ticking time bomb

>>20908696
Mouse isn't really a voice actor

>>20908816
ships are not real

>>20908696
connor is too much of an autistic gamer to do fun shit like that

>>20908853
true

>>20908816
because you have genuine brain damage

>>20908853
boats are btw

>>20908816
All the vtuber x vtuber ones are doomed too
They're all either faked by them for clicks or only existed in your head in the first place

>>20908853
I stopped taking my meds so reality is whatever I want it to be now

>>20908904
>he believes in boats
yeah something that ways thousands of pounds just floats, nice try

>>20908902
take that back right now you absolute dickhead

>>20908954
The Vei/Soda is real but inevitable for them to break up

I want to impregnate every vshojo

>>20909199
Meds

>>20908954
Silver keeps pushing the "SilVei" ship and has ever since she told people on stream they're not really dating, always wondered what that's about when they do jack-all together.

>>20908421
tender lich back

>>20909236
I might need Viagra, yeah

the vshojo reality check has been hard this month
>silver, nyanners, mouse, veibae, hime, froot all confirmed to have bfs giving them the rawdoggy deep dick
>no word on new talent
>no word on new merch
>veibae continues to delay her redebut for the 5th month in a row
>pink cat off to get her kitty pounded by bf for undetermined amount of time
>ironcucuracha pretends billionaires can't get medicine for the 20th time
>the "meds" guys bot broke

>>20909516
meds

Hello I don't use this website a lot but I made froot art AYAYA :]

>>20909516
>mouse getting deep welsh dick

she wishes lmao

>>20909573
cute

>>20909255
Everytime I think about Vchooba ships I get reminded of the obnoxious shit that was the Mori and Kiara one

>>20909573
very cute
you did a good job anon

>>20909573
nice, anon, you should post it on her art tag

>another video by Hime's grandmother
I'm thinking she needs to get hit by a bus so Hime can come back. I want my scuffed queen Hime back now

>>20907503
Archive anon is based actually

>>20909573
Cute

>>20909573
the use of charcoal to make cock shadow art is great

>>20909678
I have a few days ago. I hope she sees it but it doesnt look like she checks the tags often :[

>>20909704
i bet clipper anon has a fat cock

Bros, who is Hime?
I know shes part of Vshojo, but I never saw the girls collab with her

>>20909697
Nice, I'll go jack off to their fat tits

>>20909516
Cool rrats rretard

>pink cat is reading this thread and will feel too self-conscious about ffx fridays to stream them during hiatus even though she would typically keep doing collabs even during her breaks before
it's over... the shipsisters and the unicorns won

>>20909788
>>20909794
Bus now

>>20909788
World famous Vtuber with many iconic streams

>>20909831
>pink cat is reading this thread

>>20909593
>Connor is never gonna fuck a cute shortstack latina in a healthy relationship
>he still gets a gfe whipped experience while she gives him money for every little goal she does

B-based?

>>20909788
Mouse and Nyan have but think that's it unless you want to count the moose

>>20909872
It's like prostitution except you don't even have to fuck anyone

>>20909742
Ah, found it, it doesn't show up for me in #lichcraft though =/

>>20909815
>veibae original redebut: birthday stream dec 10th
>veibae's new redebut date 5 months out: "soon boys, it's gonna be poggy"

>>20907049

>>20907320
Well I like it here, the grocery stores are good.

i will make a cure for cvid so mouse can get absolutely obliterated by welsh dick

>>20909872
iPad + Kaho is as close as it gets.

>>20910008
Originally was gonna be on Dec 10, then delayed till early February then mid March then another delay to April 2nd

>>20910072
Thank you

>>20910008
That part's true but it's just surrounded by so much bullshit I saw no point in picking it out
Also i think it was originally planned for november (same as bubi)

Possibility that vei will be at otk game night because soda will be there

>>20910072
Based scientist simp

>>20910072
If mouse gets cured, the flight is already booked and Hime has strapped Connor to a bed and an saline IV. Mouse will take a week long hiatus for undisclosed reasons.

>>20909978
I think I will repost it cause it doesnt show up on some pages for me either or on my profile. I dont know how to twatter

>>20910072
>cure cvid
>still an infertile, scarred husk missing half it's organs
oops

>>20910165
>was originally planned for november
Vei never said that and during that month Neon was working on the model before the rigging

>>20910239
>infertile
Can still have sex
>scarred husk
Can possibly have sex
>missing half its organs
Can still have sex if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts

I just realized Mouse has probably gave Connor more money in gift subs than all of the stuff he got to her from the IRL date, including shipping

>>20910173
Since Soda is there she definitely will since Vei became his ball and chain or an accessory to Soda during such collabs. Also explains why Veibae didn't do a stream today

>>20910245
I'm talking like september or something she was saying november. Don't remember a date ever being set before she pushed it to her birthday stream back then.

>>20910332
Easily.

>>20910239
you think that will stop her from obtaining welsh dick?

Vei's new model prob was ready, but she keeps asking for more features so it's always delayed.
AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE PINK SWEATSUIT BACK LETSGOOOOOOOOOO

>>20910397
Her model is ready, just her lore video and other outfits aren't finished

>>20910239
She's be fine if she got her walking ability back, maybe eating real food too

>>20910308
>missing half its organs
More room for dick.

>>20910450 (me)
ratt: I think the Lore video got delayed because she wanted to include Soda in it so she asked them to revise the story

>>20910450
I'm really curious about what her lore will be about

>>20910397
Vshojo needs a sweaty sweatsuit outfit

>>20910332
415x5=$2075

factor in whatever twitch takes and she has still given him like $1k

dedicated latina gf

>>20910531
From the 2 screenshots Vei showed a glimpse of, it's about how her Succubus self turns into the new one but that's a guess

>>20910339
Okay veisperg

>>20910561
>you will never have a crippled Latina sugar mama to game with

>>20910624
why even live :(

>>20910624

>>20910624
>who also sings in acapella for you

Why even live

>>20910714
>who also talks about you constantly to her friends and viewers

:((((((

>>20910624
>>20910714
>>20910763

>ywn have a loving and cute shortstack Latina gf with great singing talent and an attitude to knock some sense into you while also loving you so much she allows you to take care of her with her severe illness
I'm gonna quit on love.

>>20910173
she said she was going to go last stream

>>20910763
man fuck it, if Connor isn’t getting anyone I don’t care what he says, he wants that Puerto Rican ass but he knows he can’t because that shit seems so unfair

Actual pain

>>20910898
fuck Connor fucking lucky piece of shit

how do i get my own mouse gf

>>20899059
Gone, reduced to atoms.

>>20911010
Check the cancer ward.

>>20911010
You won't find her if you're actively looking, and even if you did you're going to die with a massive amount of guilt on your back for intentionally seeking out a sickly girl.
If you're not looking for that then disregard this post

Bouta lose it

>>20910531
I’m curious to see if she dub or decided to actually speak in Japanese.

>>20911108
it has to be specifically cvid retard its not the same otherwise

>>20911186
mouse gf without the hyper aids*

>>20910515
I don’t think the lore video ever got delayed

>>20911252
I think she's having Japanese classes so there is hope

maybe I'm too much of a pushover but a latina gf would sound alternatively heavenly/hellish for the average /vt/

>t. spic raised in a female majority household

At least the green cat is giving me a stiffy with her oni outfit. Those horns look very helpful.

Don't worry guys I'm hacking into Connor's Discord and downloading all the cute pics Mouse sent him as we speak

>>20911336
She definitely did one Japanese class before dropping it. In fact I’m pretty confident nyan and mouse dropped it to.

>>20911354
Probably for anyone who hasn't grown up in the urban eastern side of America where latinos and hispanics are everywhere

>>20911252
She asked chat if they wanted it in english or japanese. It seemed pretty split so who knows what she went with

>>20911354
Bruh, I don’t think I can handle one. I just don’t want to deal with the stereotypical bullshit that comes along with it and you know what I’m talking about.

If it comes out she’s white on the inside then maybe but it’s very unlikely.

>t. 1st gen spic that never fit the mold and couldn’t get into the community

>>20911400
I can understand why. Japanese is so fucking disgraceful to learn, I think I had a better time learning chinese

>>20911354
Latina gfs are cute as long as you DON'T EVER, EVER contradict them.
And may God Almighty have mercy on your poor soul if you even subtly imply she is overreacting a bit, because she certainly won't.

>>20911466
>half of chat wouldn't want to force vei to speak in broken japanese like a dumb weeb
chat HATE

>>20911466
God I hope she just went all in and did Japanese. I’m curious to hear how her Japanese sounds.

>>20911518
>dontlearnchinese.png

>>20911497
>If it comes out she’s white on the inside then maybe
I see people throw this shit around all the time regarding nonwhites and I still don't understand it.

>>20911528
thats why you watch the mouse, so if you do get a latina gf in the future you know exactly how to treat them

Why would they even want to learn japanese when they know that all their friends who live in Japan barely speak the language and yet thrive there?

>>20911466
there's 0 chance of it being in japanese

>>20911587
This line dates me but it basically means that this person is, in example, Hispanic purely by skin tone and blood but they do not follow the culture, habits, dialect, and etc. They basically fully assimilated into the Western culture.

>>20911354
Everything is good, unless you contradict them or take what ever they make too little, like don’t say you are overreacting or some shit like that.

Other than that they’re cute af, and you are definitely a lucky man if she’s got a good relationship with her mother cause, home made Latino food is extremely tasty, and most girls learn the families recipes

>>20909573
Cute!

>>20911625
So they can talk to Japanese people?

>>20909573
Froot is ALWAYS WORTH IT

>>20911625
"thriving" is a strong word for being stuck in anglo expat circles and working as an English teacher/foreign podcast host/whatever white people nonsense they're up to lately

Bros, are white girls THAT bland?
As a latino dude, latinas are pretty normal to me, but seeing you talk like that just makes me think that white girls are the just a blob

>>20911812
i haven't talked to a girl outside of work or necessary interactions like to cashiers since high school

>>20911812
I'm from England and yeah most girls I know are bland as fuck personality wise

>>20911812
white girls fuck dogs so they're based in my book

>>20911764
Japs know english unless they are really old boomers. Better to force them to understand you than to learn their language just to have the fucking fags look down on you because you don't speak like a native.
Fuck japanese. nihongo jozu my cock, you pretentious fags.

>>20911635
Even if she wants to do it in Japanese I think she’ll chicken out because she doesn’t have any voice acting experience

>>20911911
>Japs know english
lol

>>20911812
Pretty generic for the most part. A lot are way too insecure about being generic and focus on standing out which ironically loops back into being generic.

>>20911812
Nah, it's more like shifting your perspective.

>>20911812
it depends the milddle to upper class normal ones tend to be but when you get into the poor and/or mentally ill ones that's where you find girls like the vshojos

>>20911812
I only want to fuck white girls
t. black man

>>20911812
either they are bland as mayo on white bread open faced or YJK

>>20911812
Latino here, honestly I prefer white girls (specifically blondes). Don’t have to deal with bullshit as long as she’s reasonable FWIW

>>20911911
Butthurt EOP

>>20911804
They make cash and from what little they show of their houses/studios, can afford nice accomodations there. They seem much better off than any local wagie.

>>20910610
That’d explain why she was still a succubus in nyans lore video

>>20911992
>spoiler
Repent brother

>>20911991
A hot girl that grew up poor is a rarity. She knows adversity and that’s some character building that’s hard to come by.

>>20911992
based

>>20911812
All woman are bland.
If they are not they are either menhera or lesbian. Or both.

>>20911518
if only the japanese copied their writing system from the koreans instead of the chinese
kanji is the most retarded way to do a language

>>20912072
Didn't Nyan's video intentionally avoid bringing up what she is?

>>20911625
pink cat needs to learn japanese for her noraneko collab

>>20912072
>still a succubus
I think they purposefully obscured her behind people for a reason

>>20912138
Nyan hates Vei. It's why she wasn't mentioned, and only shown in the back of the group shot.

>>20912089
Not to me. Girls are hotter to me when they've experienced reality