/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20886893
1. No more tribal fagging
2. No more yabs
3. Everyone to just have a good time watching anime girls suck at video games

1. my oshi's roommate turns into her avatar (and is fine with it)
2. my oshi's roommate (who is now her avatar due to 1) moves to where i live
3. i turn into someone worthy of my oshi's love

>>20886893
1-cancel the wishes of the poster above
2-more yabs
3-Selen becomes my tomboy wife

>>20886893
1. Nijisanji is disbanded
2. Nijisanji is disbanded
3. Nijisanji is disbanded

>>20887017
>cancel the wishes of the poster above
prick.

1. I want a fucking paid vacation

>>20886893
1.death to tribalfags
2.death to the unicorns and purityfags
3.marry my oshi

Verification not required.

>>20886893
>Purple shitpost girl
I might've believed you if it was Watamage.

1. Vshojo goes bankrupt
2. All Vshojo's streamers and staff get canceled
3. Western indies get banned on Twitch

>>20886893
1.Suck my dick and ball.
2. Swallow my cum.
3. Repeat it every 1 hour until the day you die.

I want to be happy

>>20887393
maybe selenmage grants the opposite of anons wishes...

My wish is that corporate chuuba roommates become public knowledge. They are now officially listed on the company's website. Name, photo, age, personal twitter, blood type and all that jazz.
Schizos can still speculate about their relationships and past drama, because none of that will be officially posted on their website.

>>20886893
Sex with Gura
Sex with Mumei's room mate
IP range ban on Philippines

1. A perfectly average human female is created in front of me
2. I get a device that can control every single physical and mental aspect of (1) but cause third-degree burns on any person who touches it that is not me
3. A lock and matching set of 3 identical keys which cause third degree burns on any person who touches them that is not (1)
I then use (2) to turn (1) into my oshi and force her to be a normal, loving girlfriend. Afterwards I put the device in a metal box and have her lock it with (3). Only to be opened if we both agree on changing her.

>>20887584
This is like nuking a jungle to kill some monkeys

>>20886893
1. remove vshoujo and all their talents from the earth
2. remove nipplesanji and all of their talents from earth
3. mating press baelz

>>20886893
1. Anal with Pomu
2. Paizuri blowjob from Ewiwa
3. Threesome with Ike and Mysta in crossdress

>>20886893
1. I want unlimited wishes
2. Cancel every other anon wishes
3. Hololive in shambles

For my oshi to be happy
For Holo EN3 to have an actual FPS gamer so that Ame and Mumei has someone to play with
Mamatay na sana tong anon na to >>20887619

>>20886893
1. Selenposters banned from using the internet on pain of death
2. Happy marriage with my oshi
3. Immortality for both of us

>>20887888
have 2 as an image

>>20886893
>Erase China
>Erase China
>Erase China

>>20887619
the distinction made it super creepy. you don't want to have sex with gura's roommate but gura, the literal fucking child?

>>20889093
NTA but isn't Gura 9,000 years old?

>>20886893
1. happy marriage with my oshi
2. youtube fixes its shit
3. people taking their meds

>>20886893
A cool hat please.

1.) Fix Flare's reptilian face
2.) Move Moona's eyes slightly upwards so she doesn't look more autistic than she actually is.
3.) Mori's 3D rig proportions becomes more in-line with her 2D rig, and the tits likewise bounce all over the place.

>>20889718
>so she doesn't look more autistic than she actually is.
anon....
the model right now looks LESS autistic than she is

1. holobronies gets the rope
2. hololive revealed to be a front of a prostitution syndicate
3. mike gets her rushia model back

female vtubers are banned by international law to interact with m*les

Every vtuber is now canonically a chubby futanari.

Everyone in vshojo graduates and never comes back.
All drama vtweeters graduate and never come back.
Everyone that posted their roomate's face on main graduates and never comes back.
You're welcome.

1.Nuke Latam
2.Nuke SEA
3.Nuke Susan

>>20889093
and you DON'T?

>>20886893
1. Death to vtweeters and western vtubers who live purely on drama
2. 1 billion dollars in cash, legally acquired and valid, and without people hunting my ass for it.
3. My oshi, Amelia Watson, with me

>Verification not required

>>20886993
>3
THAT WISH IS BEYOND THE POWERS OF SHENRON

>>20889024
this image is the one who made me have this desire

1. Power the produce bdsm gear and restraints from my own body
2. Able to nullify sound to one specific area
3. Wake up next to Wosemi

>>20887020
1. Hololive goes bankrupt
2. Holo JP girls reincarnate as part of Nijisanji
3. This anon's holo oshi retires because of a big yab involving sex, drugs and bullying

1. Sex with Ryushen
2. Sex with Ryushen
3. Even more sex with Ryushen

1. For anon's wish to be granted >>20887619.
2. For ESL SEAniggers like >>20888880 and >>20889093 to eat pagpag.
3. Have hot sex with Millie (Enna is fine too).

>>20887463
Cumming every hour is going to be very painfull for you anon, you didn't think this wish through.

>>20886893
1. Ironmouse and connor gets married
2. Mousey dies
3. They stream it live

>>20886893
1. I marry Rosemi and she loves me
2. I marry Rosemi and she loves me
3. I marry Rosemi and she loves me

>>20886893
>The one time a millie copypasta would be perfect
>No millie copypasta
I'm disappointed.

1: Every anon gets together with their oshi
2:Their oshi will unconditionally love them
3: after 6 months I revert the first 2 wishes and only (you) will remember the time you spent together with your oshi

>>20886893
I only need one
>I wish the universe never existed