/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>199124
and that's bad? or good?
I choose good

>>199124
>Talking trash on one of the few good vtubers

>>199159
>spics
>good
Pick one.

Is she really 30yo and has a child?

>>199185
Yes, I'm her husband :)

>>199185
I'm the child :D

>>199185
im her dad

>>199185
Im the dog

>>199185
I am 30 years old

>>199281
i'm so sorry, anon.

>>199124
but South Park is funny

>>199141
good especially if she can get a south-park style avatar

>>199178
She would unironically die before that

>>199124
>>199178
>Samefag

You have donated plasma, right?

>>199124
>>199185
She's from Puerto Rico, of course she has like 9 children now by her 30s.

>>199185
I am the 30 year old child

>>199538
No. And if Mouse dies tomorrow, would you really care?

>>199687
Yes, because not everyone, even on this garbage site, is completely heartless.

>>199687
I would

I'm not plasma anon, btw

>>199687
I would be kinda sad, yeah.

>>199124
tiene patitas :3

>>199185
>has a child
Doesn't she have a genetic immunity disorder?
Could she even give birth without dying from complications?

>>199124
Mousey is great.

>>200309
It's not safe for her to make physical contact with people at all at risk of catching anything. Meaning she can't ever have sex, which is probably why she's always so thirsty.

torta

>>199124
Serious question. How do you deal with the fact that she likely has (even in the best of scenarios) less than 10 years left to live?
It's one of the main reasons I don't watch her content. I don't wanna grow attachment to someone that has a very real timer on them

>>201093
It's not necessarily that hopeless.

>>201012
She's an example of what happens to a person when they just stay inside, masturbate and watch anime all day every day

>>201093
You might die tomorrow, why get out of bed at all?

>>201093
> less than 10 years left
all of your favorite vtubers will retire or graduate in that time

>>202184
Because I covered my bed in cum. It's moshy and gets warm quickly at night (duw to the fluids bing absorbed into the matress until it became a barely ef-containing slimy mass) but I like to be a bit fresher during daytime

>>202011
Imagine the smell.

>>201093
Everyone dies later so why not enjoy life now?

>>201093
All vtubers have a shelf life of 5 years tops. A few may move on to other personas or acts, but your oshi is already a ticking clock anyway.

Just enjoy the present.

>>201012
what no diddling does to the latin population

>>201093
No one will remember her in 3 years

Today, I will remind them why Ironmouse gets a free pass in this site while everyone shits on the rest of Vshojo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocP-rNdn12w

She can't do it much because of her disease. We desperately need an opera chuuba... no one can pull Liberame from Hell covers yet...

>>201093
Uh you do know that the thot voicing her doesn't actually have that right?

>>203127
no, why don't you go ahead an educate us anon

>>203007
for me, it's dorime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtcN376H_H0
disney songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMwI3uUylAo
mousey in the bathroom sucks, she used to sing the version that said "wish i offed myself" but does a censored version now

also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Kkr5tnNlo
pretty kino
shocked ironmouse is barely mentioned in 'best singer' threads, literally no other vtuber comes close.

>>203007
>while everyone shits on the rest of Vshojo:
People shit on melody? Melody is fucking great.

>>203676
Melody is fine but she talks like she has the iq of a potato.
Her porn was pretty good though

>>203676
People can't get past the masturbating shit. She's cute as fuck outside of that.
Shit, if I could be 'on' as much as she is, I'd fucking jerk off for losers too, and stream well too.

>>199124
A lot better than nyanners.

>>203452
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKIN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS 2 LOOKING ASS NIGGA HAHAHAAHHAHAHA

>>203842
She comes off as dumb but if you catch her at the right times, she's really not.

>>203842
>>203960
I don't think she's actually dumb, but I do suspect she's drunk and/or on painkillers all the time. Every once in a while like on a NYE stream or Mousey's birthday stream she'll be openly drunk, but seems to talk and act exactly the same as usual. Not that this is a bad thing, it gives her a really funny/goofy vibe that's even better if you're also drunk while watching.

>>203007
That's the funniest thing about IronMouse here is that the most anyone can say that's a negative about her is that she or her voice is "annoying." That's it. It shows there's nothing all that bad to actually talk about. She does have questionable friends, but I don't think even they have the balls to do anything to her without massive backlash. She's pretty damn protected.

Mickey Mouse sounding ass

>>203127
100% a xqc or critikal viewer

>>204108
I don't think she's on anything, I think she's just ditsy as fuck. Definitely a thing for some people. When she drinks, she seems more self conscious (which is kinda funny, probably because it's relatable). Then again, I could be off the mark.

>>204161
Who you calling questionable?

>>204321
I might be wrong too, my only source is that I'm also drunk almost every day and can usually spot a fellow drunkard. Would also explain how she manages to be so horny constantly.

are her lewds decent?

Mama huevo

>>204488
No because no one has drawn her getting fucked while she wears her oxygen mask.

>>203452
This one is my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSUiDe39uQE

>>201093
Do you really think ANY vtuber currently activr now will be doing this ten years from now?

>>205374
I wouldn't be shocked honestly; some of them are already over 30, and if you're Vtubing at that point there's no reason you can't still be doing it at 45.

>>199124
She's fine. I wish the vshoujo tubers didn't rely so much on sex-based humor (or twitch for that matter)

>>203857
the masturbating is pretty good too

>>205467
That is kinda the whole VShojo brand though, I mean Silver is blatant AWOOGA boomer-tier booba bait and Melody literally jerks off on stream.

>>205444
one of the hololive girls is 42 already

>>205467
Froot and Zen are definitely the least reliant on that.
When it comes to Mouse and Melody, I think that's legit their default though and I won't fault them for it.

Can't speak for Silver, don't have to for Hime.

>>205374
There are plenty of jp tubers who have had an online streaming presence for about a decade or more

>>205770
Can't wait for the first lolibaba Vtuber who is 70+ IRL and plays a grouchy old loli.

>>205374
Given how different the online world was 10 years ago, probably not

I hate her with passion but I seriously can't make fun of a crippled

>>199124
Her voice and whenever she speaks Spanish is so fucking annoying

>>199185
therefore I am; I think

>>201093
bro all the vtubers are done in 5-10 years. What's even the longest current one? 3 years? The ones that have other skills, like Mori and Ina, will probably go on to continue making music and illustrations but some of them will probably drop off. If their pay grade is decent the time spent should keep them afloat forever if they live conservatively. Depends on the income they get though. The no-names are probably DOA once it stops.

>>206689
I think her little south park character voice is cute!! CUTE!!!!!

>>205374
Hell botan is pushing 40 and a few other holos are already in their 30s

>>206994
>What's even the longest current one? 3 years?
ironmouse has been streaming at least since 2017

>>206577
Whatre they going to do? Beat you up?

Mousey is great. I'm okay with her being posted here even though we all know this is really just the Hololive containment board.

>>208398
Even the hololive threads by themselves would be unable to fill the board. Mousey is pretty great, so no issue here.
t. lulufag

>>203842
>Melody is fine but she talks like she has the iq of a potato.
That's how an average US person sounds to the rest of the world.
I'd say she has more than above average intelligence.

>>208073
In her case it's not like she can go out and get a job or anything.

>>205444
>I wouldn't be shocked honestly; some of them are already over 30, and if you're Vtubing at that point there's no reason you can't still be doing it at 45.
75 if you're Japanese.

>>206144
>Given how different the online world was 10 years ago, probably not
But things are mostly added, not replaced.
emails, forums and messengers are still here, for example.

>>206689
>Her voice and whenever she speaks Spanish is so fucking annoying
Oh, I missed her speaking Spanish. Looking forward to it, I hope the problem is not her accent. I prefer a clean one.

>>206994
>What's even the longest current one? 3 years?
Kizuna Ai? 5 years?

>>209060
She did a spanish stream on youtube for Christmas.
Fue genial.

>>204108
>painkillers
What don't I know about Melody?

>>204108
I thought she was just autistic

oy culo
dont you care make fun of a dying star

>>204180
Whatever, reddit dragon

>>204108
Shes playing up her "character". There are videos of her actually speaking like a normal person. She doesn't actually talk like the character that is melody. Not at all, lmao.

>lewdcast
>don't talk about anything lewd

>>208073
she's actually the first known english vtuber by a good half a year, though she's never actually laid stake to that claim, you'd only ever know it by looking around at the dates

>>209469
Didn't she start in a somewhat obscure platform?
But yeah, you can trace her way back.
Also, she's streaming now.

>>199124
COÑO

>>205792
I'd say Silver is 50/50, lots of stuff about big boobs but otherwise adorable.

i love it when she drags her model back and forth across the screen rapidly

>>205374
i can see several of the holo's still doing hololive stuff years from now. especially kiara, ame, botan, and the ones who are under 25 y/o. i can see the ones like sora and haachama still doing this even a decade from now.

>>214321
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rq-OfiCqHo
KULIKITAKA TI

>>214668

>>214668
That was the clip that got me to subscribe.

>>202011
God, I want to marry her.