/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Because if given the chance some clown would probably buy out the entire stock so no one else can order one.

>>20807533
That's not how non-limited merch works. It's all made-to-order so the final order count is only submitted to the manufacturer at the designated cutoff date.

she doesnt wants you to sniff her

>>20807162
Dakis are souless and unimaginative pieces of merch. Holos can basically ask for anything they want within a budget.

>>20807925
That only makes me want to sniff her harder!
She must be hiding secret, intimate scents she only reserves for those she's closest to.

>>20807162
saving it for anniversary

Reason is obvious but I don’t wanna waste a vacation in order to explain it

>>20807162
why indeed. next to kroni, she deserves her daki damn it

>Kronii of all people had a daki
>fauna doesn’t
For what purpose

>>20808404
This. Fuck this board.

>>20807162
Her boyfriend didn't agree to it

>>20808404
>>20808613
huh?

It's simple. The Daki is skipped for now because she's getting her OriSong instead.

>>20807162
DISGUSTING PERVERTS BTFO!

>>20807162
Evidence that you bought all of her merch for your question to be valid?

everyone under Hololive branch must at least have one official daki

>>20809812
Mods are trannies who hyperfocus the "no irl discussion" rule on English speaking streamers.

>>20810424
i'm aware but what does that have to do with a body pillow

>>20810526
>I'm aware but please spoonfeed me because I'm a newfag and then get banned for explaining
No

>>20810569
do it fgt

>>20810581
On a completely unrelated tangent personally if my GF was a vtuber I wouldn't want dudes to have a body pillow of her. Plus ideally if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be comfortable with it either. I feel like most people would feel the same as me unless they really separate the character from the actor but these days the lines are more blurred than ever.

>>20810714
I see.
I guess you're right haha.

So what's the voice pack like? It's a fair bit more expensive than the other ones

Her daki would’ve been godlike FUCK

>>20807162
how's the voice pack?

>Girl isn't lewd at all. She's more like a granny or something
>Thinking she was gonna release anything sexual
And I was right. She released a tea porcelain set because of granny energy. This isn't bad by the way that's just how she is. It's like expecting a lewd daki from someone like Ina.

I'm more surprised about Kronii's daki to be honest. She clearly doesn't enjoys being literal tits but she also sometimes doesn't minds throwing a bone to the coomers.

>>20811782
cope

>>20808098

>>20811782
>lewd daki from someone like Ina
>he hasn't seen Ina's art

>>20810714
The implication here being that girls with daki's are single?

>>20811782
>Fauna
>Not lewd at all
Did you somehow miss the part where she's the embodiment of pure fucking unstopable milky mommy stepping on my dick with her feet and twisting it till i cum and puke while laughing energy

>>20807162
only women who hate men release stuff like daki and oppai mousepads, apparently

>>20807162
she's not a gfe streamer, for obvious reasons

>>20814158
Perhaps we judged Kronii too harshly.

Sorry but knowing she had a ********* removes any sex appeal.

>>20813784
Ina wants to draw hot women, not be the hot woman.

>>20814246
So that's why she's drawing an old man reincarnated into a hot woman

>>20813888
Based on this >>20814158 it checks out.

Will Sana have one?

Why are engagement rings the most evil thing a vtuber can release if they have a boyfriend but 'yandere for you' merch is a preorder?

>>20814813
Because yandere is just a fantasy no one wants to get stabbed and killed by the girl they love. It's like women erotica being really focused on rape. Women don't want to get raped but do fantasize about it.

>>20810714
If you want to claim she has a boyfriend, you could have just done it. Someone would have said
> Yeah, me
And that would have been it.

>The allure of a taken woman stringing you along to satisfy their own needs

>>20814910
abayo

>>20814888
>It's like women erotica being really focused on rape. Women don't want to get raped but do fantasize about it.
Women don't like rape and don't fantasize about rape, women fantasize about relinquishing responsibility and stigma for sex by means of "rape"

>>20815006
>Women don't like rape and don't fantasize about rape, women fantasize about relinquishing responsibility and stigma for sex by means of "rape"
That's some cope.

>>20807162
Wouldn't the tea cup be worth almost as much as the daki production wise? A good tea set can be super expensive, the only downside is that it's delicate and more likely to break during shipping

>>20815035
assuming you're >>20814888, I'm agreeing with you, but you stopped a layer short, the reason women enjoy the idea of rape is relinquishing social responsibility for sex. Idk how that's a cope.

>>20813534
/ringo/bros..

>>20807954
>Dakis are souless and unimaginative pieces of merch
Oh yes, because keychains and a sweatshirt with an anime drawing on it is sovl.
Just say you're a femcel. You will make less of a clown of yourself.

>>20811782
>Girl isn't lewd at all
you must be joking

>>20807162
Some of these birthday merch sets feel overly conservative. Are they afraid it won't sell well? It's pretty overpriced and shipping is horribly bad in the world right now, so maybe that's why. Hopefully next year they'll be more confident.
The tea cup looks really nice.

>>20815167
I'm a different anon.
>relinquishing social responsibility for sex
That's just mental gymnastics from people too ashamed to admit to their fetishes.

Literally the women equivalent to >I like her for her personality

>>20815167
It's cope because it's wrong. Women fantasize about rape because they inherently enjoy being dominated and controlled. Women are submissive by nature regardless of how much the modern woman wants to pretend they aren't.

Fuck Fauna
Kronii is my oshi now

>>20815529
I will now fuck fauna

you can have clocktits all you want, that's all she has anyway

>>20815605
What is this bodytype called?

>>20815293
>>20815422
These just read like rephrasings of my own argument to me. In my moral system, masking the desire to be an unmitigated whore with "rape kink lol" is worse than just having a rape kink without ulterior desire.

Kronii just knew everybody wants a reasonably priced daki with art by Wadarco.

>>20815672
Unrealistic type, the perfect form

>>20815672
The -Built like you take pictures of yourself to post on Twitter- body.

>>20815672
la hermana olimpica

>>20815672
Council medium tier

>>20816302
Which one it top tier?

>>20807162
Because of this fucker

>>20816342
It's Sana>Kronii>Fauna>Bae>Moom regarding tit size

>>20815678
Then you need to up your reading comprehension because as I said, rape is about control. Women fantasize about rape because they want to be controlled. Men fantasize about rape because they want to control. It has nothing to do with being a whore.

>>20813888
>Kronii is single
Are you surprised? If anyone in hololive is a virgin, it's her

>>20816538
>Kronii was the good girl all along
Funny how the shitposting pretty much stopped after she released her merch

>>20816342
https://youtu.be/xuzGqrL8TqQ

>>20816673
She's not good, she's just a femcel

>>20816725
That just means she needs a bf

>>20814158
Checks out. I know Reine talked about wanting a daki before as well.

>>20815672
goddess body

>>20816970
Yeah, me
i don't even like her but at this point i need something

>>20810714
If your GF specialize in ASMR content then I don't see how a body pillow of a fictional character she plays come anywhere near that. It be a bit odd to get mad at the lesser one then the one where she whisper into strangers ear for a living.
The real reason Fauna didn't do a body pillow is probably the same reason as everyone else, it's too damn generic and there probably a bunch bootleg in the market already that you can buy for way cheaper.

>>20817073
I mean, she’s cute enough imo and we have similar hobbies so I’d be all for it

>>20815216
>his oshii doesn't design and draw her own merch, or come up with a completely original concept to appeal to her fans preferences

>>20817288
What did Ina do?

>>20817429
Reluctant disgusted handjob ASMR

>>20817124
>fauna
>not generic
lmao

>>20817429

>>20817554
link

>>20815216
I prefer plushies, mugs, and hidden power level clothing.

>>20817620
https://youtu.be/COQR9A8D4XQ

>>20807162
Because she values the mental wellness of her fans.

>>20817792
I came buckets

>>20817554
that's going on my three wishes (from fauna, not ina)

>>20814158
If you hate someone making them waste their money on you seems like a good way to hurt them and help yourself.

>>20817615
Your post doesn't make sense.

>the only holoENs with dakis are the two autists everyone hates.

Feels good being a Kronibeat.

I DEMAND a Bae daki
I DEMAND IT
IT WILL HAPPEN I WILL IT THEREFORE IT SHALL BE DONE

>>20814158
Can someone give me the quick rundown on the "Kronii hates men" meme?

>>20815293
>relinquishing social responsibility for sex
>That's just mental gymnastics from people too ashamed to admit to their fetishes
It is the same reason Mori likes Shota x Onee but not Onee x Shota. In addition to the gap, having the shota be the aggressive one in the relationship helps her cope with her shame about being a shotacon.

>>20818314
Roommate follows a anti-men hyper feminist page and has genderfluid in the bio

>>20818314
Past life and Roommate stuff.

>>20818314

Roommate history where they made statements about sexuality which people have decided to interpret in a way which fits their tribalfag mindset.

>>20818576
Any statement about sexuality is automatically anti-men as if you have to clarify you're some flavour of faggot

>>20818576
>>20818631
Following accounts declaring that all men should be castrated isn't a statement about sexuality

>>20818725
following the account is an agreement in what they post and therefore a statement on sexuality

>>20818794
When the account's entire purpose is dedicated to one thing then yes.

>>20818222
Who’s the other one?

>>20818958
Mori

>>20808098
Yeah, me

>>20818222
It's because they're the only single ones

>>20817288
But Kronii did.

>>20819115
At last, I see

>>20817124
They're probably holding back on dakis because they want permission for a high quality lewd one.

>>20819326
>genderfluid merch

>>20819326
Switches between presenting genders just like Kronii

Relax, Fauna will probably get a daki when she's more comfortable in her role after a year or two. It's barely been six months, she's just getting settled.

>>20807162
She hates her fans.

She's your big sister, you can't be cuddling your big sister in bed every night at your age Anon

>>20815422
Hmph Shion-chan! ToT

>>20819406
pretty cute desu

>>20819566
So Kronii is a slut?

>>20817554
She really does know her fanbase, huh?

>>20819837
For the last time anon, yes.

>>20817554
>Reluctant disgusted tsundere cockworship handjob ASMR
Fix’d

>>20819612
Fauna is the most transparently loving person in the whole EN branch.

>>20818631

I would've liked a daki but I am actually excited for the tea cup and saucer. I might get a chicken and it's blood from it to celebrate

>>20807162
What the fuck were they thinking with that sweatshirt. It might have been salvageable if it was black.

>>20821045
Fauna would not approve of this

>>20813888
Either that or their boyfriend doesn't care.
>>20817124
>It be a bit odd to get mad at the lesser one then the one where she whisper into strangers ear for a living.
Personally wouldn't want them doing that either.
>I don't see how a body pillow of a fictional character she plays come anywhere near that
Fictional? Most vtubers are just themselves but maybe played up a bit for the camera.
>>20814910
Oh well I got warned for mentioning connor in a mori thread once so I thought I'd play it safe.

the teacup makes sense for her character but the sweatshirt is pretty dumb and ugly

>>20818355
>>20818447
Do you always agree with your roommate?

>>20815422
Why don't you have a girlfriend anon? Are you just too weak and not dominant enough?

Kirin cock doko?

>>20822568
go back to meddit you clueless retard.

>>20822592
What if i dont want to raise another little shizo in future. That all that they want.

I just wanted to cuddle with my mama Fauna.
Is it really that weird to want to sleep with your mom as an adult?

>>20822592
>Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
Why don't you?

I'd rather get a doujin daki that actually draws the goods instead of the prudish official ones.

>>20822954
Mama fauna's nursing handjobs while she whispers in your ear..

>>20817273
>She's cute enough
Nobody has ever seen her roomate tough.

>>20807162
wow, she spent her precious simp money on that steaming pile of garbage

>>20807533
At this moment, the clown has at least 3 custom Fauna body pillows on her bed (QUEEN SIZE)

>>20821321
>Fictional? Most vtubers are just themselves but maybe played up a bit for the camera.
I mean yes, you're right but I was mostly talking about design wise. I doubt Fauna actually have green hair in real life. This is why people like Marine is perfectly fine having doujins about them.

>>20822745
Answer the question.

>>20819326
Congratulations on having an oshii who does more than the bare minimum, Anon.

>>20824208
>This is why people like Marine is perfectly fine having doujins about them.
I thought it was because she's a perv and can't do anything regardless
>I mean yes, you're right but I was mostly talking about design wise.
Yes but the people buying it are mostly doing it because they're attracted to your girlfriend. It's like someone being attracted to your girlfriend's OC with self insert personality.

This merch was made for her:

She likes using large sweatshirts to sleep.

She likes to drink tea.

She likes tea and tea sets.

It's the first time she has the chance to get merch and she asked for things she'd love to have. And in a way has given us the chance to be closer to her.

Look at other girl's merch: yes, there are dakis and tiddy mousepads and desk covers. All very commom and guaranteed success products.

Fauna is giving us a look into her daily life. In a way she's a bit like Kiara who got her chicken's "stuff you guys can use" like the loafs and aprons. I can see many similarities in how they both treat their fanbase.

>>20827079
brb buying 2 tea sets one for her one for me

>>20808608
>Kronii of all people had a daki
she had connections

>>20808608
Kronii decided to pick stuff she figured people would want to buy.

>>20827079
>shirt
>keychain
>cup
uhh, this is fairly uninspired merch that most girls go with, anon.

>>20814910
That’s funny when no one knows

>>20827079
>Look at other girl's merch: yes, there are dakis and tiddy mousepads and desk covers.
How many other people in EN have done dakkis and oppai mousepads?
I think only Mori did a Dakki.

>>20827358
And her connections was me telling her how much I wanted to cuddle with her and fuck her tits

Half of her fanbase is female.
Anytime you see a female holo fan they're a sapling

>>20828481
>women
Why? Are you sure they aren't trannies?

>>20828307
>only Mori
Have you read the thread?

>>20828690
I made sure

>>20828481
>Anytime you see a female
I never do

>>20829234
You cheated on your oshi?

>>20829287
I wasn't gonna fuck my older sister, it's not cheating

>>20829319
>I wasn't gonna fuck my older sister
cringe

As a sapling I don't think her merch is necessarily bad, just meh. Aside from the voicepack there's nothing physical I'm remotely interested in buying and I was really looking forward to the reveal. Doesn't have to be a Daki.

>>20828481
I really doubt that

>>20829319
fuck your sister already faggot

>>20819326
This may be the worst mascot I've seen in my life, and that includes IRyS' and Korone's.

The real question is, who’s going to release an onahole first?

>>20829660
kanata

>>20824413
Time heals? That's my guess

>>20829660
When are we getting a $10,000 life sized sex doll of a holo?

>>20814910
Anon do your reps, before she debuted she proudly gushed about this, theres dozens and dozens of recent posts

>>20829660
Fauna anal fleshlight modelled after a deer ..

>>20829660
Finana

>>20818794
Ever heard of the phrase "following =/= endorsing"?

>>20829948
That's the "copyright infringement not intended" of twitter. It's meaningless.

>>20829858
Money and attention heal even more. I'm sure that half a year of getting money, fanart, and constantly interacting with her mostly male audience has made Kronii hate men a lot less. Unless now she just sees her fans as disgusting pay pigs who serve her mindlessly, then feels superior to them cause she gets to actually interact with all the girls they foam over. It depends on how hard she's trying to push the man hate mindset.

>>20829948
No because only retard faggots actually use that line of logic to excuse themselves and I don't go on twitter.

>>20813888
>has a daki
>bedroom is 50% plushies by volume
>also has 3 cats with plans to get another (or maybe she's gotten it already and I missed the memo)
Yeah this robot has had literally zero attention from the opposite sex.

>>20807162
She probably either wasn’t interested or was uncomfortable with it.
>>20808404
>>20813888
>>20814158
For those saying it has something to do with thinly-veiled doxxshit about relationship status, sexuality, or opinion of men, here’s a counterargument: Mumei liked and retweeted pic related sometime before Kronii’s birthday, so she’s open to having one. I don’t think anyone here will argue that she’s a man-hating dyke, and whatever you think about breakup rrats, using dakis as proof that a girl is currently single is tenuous as fuck.

>>20832905
I was being kinda sarcastic because I think it’s funny how everyone here wouldn’t stop saying how Kronii hates men or how Kronii hates her boobs, then she released one merch for men to cuddle with her and one merch for men to rest their hands on her giant boobs.

>>20819692
Fauna is my imouto though...

>>20833628
Fair enough. Point stands for anyone who genuinely believes it though.

>>20807162
just stuff the sweater and tie the ends

>>20832905
I did clarify here >>20821321
Chances are if she has a boyfriend he's okay with it.

>>20822592
Yes

>>20829913
>one tweet a few years ago
Lmfao schizo

>>20834925
Do you think Fauna's a whore that just leaves her boyfriend and can't hold a long term relationship? Cause that would be even worse

>>20829913
Yeah, me.

>>20834925
Well it’s impossible to know if they broke up but let’s always assume the worst, they didn’t
But to be honest I prefer a girl with a bf than a lesbian who yuribaits all the time
Though apparently Fauna is bi anyway so whatever

>>20807162
holy shit these merch are souless and pathetic compared to her peers' birthday merch

>>20807162
>shirt
>keychain
>tea cup and saucer
Who is actually going to use this shit? At least a plush or something would be cool to look at.

>>20842700
This is why having male VTubers is better because female fans actually buy merch and are actually interested in stuff like this. And they'd probably make a daki too and it would hit the sales cap pretty quickly.

>>20817625
I love my Gura shirt

>>20843127
When I debut my 1st ani merch is going to be a set of branded spanners sizes 8-19mm (no skips, 6 point box) and a zebra print mini toolbox. Maybe branded work gloves too.

>>20843127
Eehhh I feel like straight men will make female vtubers more popular. Gay niggas and fujos aren't as passionate or as plentiful as straight men who want to coom constantly. Even if you look at that one nijisanji guy he's an outlier and I'm pretty sure he doesn't compete with the most popular female vtubers.

>>20807162
>Keeper of Nature Sweatshirt
>Size: One-size-fits-all (Equivalent to Men’s XXL size)

I don't care if Fauna has a BF or not I just want her to be happy and have her technical issues solved so she can go back to streaming as often as she wants.

Uh, excuse me, is this the rape thread?
I don't see UI in the catalog and the only rape when I use the filter is eliRAPEndora

>>20843372
>Gay niggas and fujos aren't as passionate or as plentiful as straight men who want to coom constantly
>t. someone who has never seen what female fans are capable of
I am constantly reminded that this board is full of people who make up things in their head and convince themselves that it's the truth

>>20844133
Just look at the numbers for vtubers anon. Kpop stans are a different breed they don't count for shit. Plus I still stand by my statement that it's more profitable to appeal to straight males idolfags/loners or whatever than women and fags.

>>20818355
I tought her roommate was one of those nonbinary women who tought she wasn´t really a woman and simultaneosly not a tranny, who wants to be a man so she goes by "they"and looks like a punk- styled tomboy, ruining the appeal of tobmoyish punks and your chances of meeting one, in the process!.

Her boyfriend who doesnt lurk here didnt let her