/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20522714

>charity
yikes

>>20761493
Do you think $2000 is enough?

I'm not a figure guy so a fucking statue is a big no no.

do they accept pepecoin

>>20761683
not even close, at least 3 million dollars.

>>20761584
Buy Gura sex doll to save Ukraine!

>>20761493
cant wait to see whichever chumbud ponies up for this cum on it

>>20761739
its probably muh inflation at work again

>>20761683
Not a chance in hell. You are going to be going up against nips who have entite stores dedicated to anime girl statues.

>>20761493
Imagine if they restricted the auction to Japan only because they don't want to deal with the hassle of shipping it out of the country.

>>20761493
im going to need a huge cum jar for it


on a related note
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amOz0c-YDS8

sorry anons but im gonna cum on it...

>>20761493
So this is how they're making up from the loss of Rushia revenue huh?

>>20761493
Only if hymen intact

>>20761977
I would imagine this was ordered way before her yab

all it takes is 2 very rich fucks with no scruples to bump this auction into the millions. and I bet there'll be more than just 2

>>20761962
>having almost 5 million liquidated

Anon.. please invest it.

>>20761962
>keeping $5m in one bank account
A retard and his money are soon parted

>>20761900
Most likely will be Japan only.

>>20761962
You're aware FDIC only insures $250,000, right? You trust the government way too much for your own good.

if calli serious gonna put a bid, then i hope she wins it.

>>20761493
I am ready

>>20761493
I'm not a nijinigger by any means but even I can tell that Gura is overrated, would've been better if they just did a charity stream like Niji.

>>20761493
Tree Fiddy.

>>20762593
Same desu

>>20762882
you're retarded if you think this won't be sold for at least a million. No charity stream could beat that + the publicity will be insane

>>20761493
10€, not more.

>>20761493
Where were you when Hololive saved Ukraine?

>>20763100
but I thought they loved russhia....

>>20761584
>It's for You crane

>>20763004
Let's see. Tom Brady's "final" TD ball was sold at around $500,000 or so. So I wouldn't put Gura's statue above this because NFL market > vtuber market. I won't be surprised going above $100,000 though.

>>20761493
My guess is it'll go for 7-10 million yen... and I don't live in Japan. So no.

>>20763224
yeah and that ball is a collectors item. This is one of a kind worship altar for obsessed autists. You just need 2 and boom, it'll break records

People in this thread are expecting near 1M figures are deluded. Theres no one spending that level of money on this, even if its one of a kind and special to this fandom.

The most I see this going is pushing $20k. It will be a dedicated fan, with savings of money.

Reasonably, I can see under 10k as where bidders will reach. Its still just a fuckin statue, and its not a giant super-economy, but a small circle of hobbyists and fans.

>>20763224
>literal ball.
>life size gura figurine that you can have sex with and cum on.
nice comparison, anon.

Will the rest of the props from Holofes get auctioned off?

>>20761493
I’ll buy that for a dollar.

>>20763557
>People in this thread are expecting near 1M figures are deluded
i will grudge post you.

>>20763557
Pretty sure they sold one last year for $80,000.

>>20762413
>Investing money when all the markets are about to crash again
Nice try /biz/

>>20761962
>big number on a computer screen
If you don't have 5 mil in gold bars you ain't got shit.

>>20762882
>I'm not a nijinigger by any means but even I can tell that Gura is overrated, would've been better if they just did a charity stream like Niji.

>>20761493
Can someone on Twitter ask Elon to get her then launch her into space.

>>20763800
They just can't help themselves

>>20763765
>gold
that thing is worthless, it doesn't produce anything for you. even a farmland have more value than gold.

>>20763557
I have a guy in Tokyo who I've authorized to bid up to 100k with additional funds on futher approval. I'm not bezos or anything just luv me shork and made way too much money off crypto.

>>20763590
It's not the object being compared. It's the market size.

Come to think of it. What's the most expensive vtuber object sold anywhere?

>>20763142
>be a whore spreading misinformation for her benefit
>lie about her friends behind their back
>attempt to destroy lives of people who are close to her
>always takes place of a victim
Now anon, riddle me this - was I speaking about Rushia or Russia?

>>20763867
>it fails
>shark cunny debris contribute massively to kessler syndrome, destroying everything we have in orbit

>>20763615
God, I wish.

>>20763557
I'd say $10,000 is too little but you're on the right track, my guess is $40,000

>>20764252
Don't forget there were cases of idol simps buying like several hundred thousand duplicate copies of their CDs to get meet-up tickets. I'm not sure it's fair to compare the relatively sanity of NFL-fans to idol-adjacent vtuber fans.

Imagine if the person who buys it uploads a hot-glue picture online

>>20761493
>life-sized
imagine the hotglue

>>20765012
Nigga better unload buckets, otherwise everyone will laugh at his bitch ass.

>>20761493
I will say this will go for $3mill usd at the least.

>>20761962
>>20762413
>>20762417
>>20762470
>>20763765
anons... it's inspect element.. I'm actually -$2000

>>20764133
gold is used in high end electronic production, it has more use now than ever before and the only thing that'll lower it significantly long term is asteroid mining.
>>20761962
invest in houses, art, precious metals, land and dividends before the next depression. dont be one of those guys who lost millions

>>20761493
If I had the kind of fuck you money to outbid the rich bastards that are gonna be bidding on this I'd spend it on a Gura sex doll instead.

>>20765719
ANON ITS NOT REAL PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITH THE LIE ANYMORE

>>20761886
I look forward to the coming battle between nips and western cryptofag weebs

>>20762961
Jesus Christ, that would take weeks to fill.

I hope some degenerate wins this auction, buys a giant ass jar, puts it in and does hot glue parties where everyone cums in the jar.

>>20763557
you underestimate figure autists. I could also see an store owner biding for it to use it as an attraction for his store.

>>20764133
Gold is a great investment fool

I'm going to place a bid of $200,000 and $500,000 max
Stay tuned

>>20764167
Based

>>20764167
How does it feel to write a sentence such as "I have a guy in Tokyo..."
Lucky fucker.
I understand Crypto well enough on the technical site but I can'T get assed to invest.

>where's my charity auctioned statue?

You're all missing the point. It's a CHARITY auction. This is where rich people drop stupid amounts of money to get money off taxes.

>>20766012
For you

>>20762413
dude the market is about to crash lol

>>20769716
and my bet is that some turbo autist simp will outbid them all

>>20763557
Yes, 1mln is too much, but you lowballing greatly. Figures like that go for quite a lot.
https://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2020/06/26-1/life-size-figure-of-rem-from-rezero-can-be-yours-for-40000
40k with fixed price and 3 copies. I can see Gura figure breaking 100k.

>>20761683
That post was so fucking funny

>>20769716
You don't get off taxes, retard. It's as if you never earned that money in the first place, though, so it's a nice bonus

>>20761493
Can't compete with some crypto millionaire cunnyseur.

>>20762413
>>20774604
buy gold.

>>20761962
Gib moni plz.

>>20761493
>Charity auction
For BLM? LGBT?
No thanks.

>>20761683
LMFAO, m8 I bought a this Mechagodzilla statue for $2,225. There is literally zero chance that $2000 will be enough to land you that statue.

>>20761962
make sure to put an onahole in the pussy and cum in her everyday

>>20781572
i worship this statue... holy crap do you have image of it? or do you still put it in box?
it is a lifelong dream of mine to put this one in my collection

>>20780168
for Yagoo's house of broken girls

>>20763557
This circle probably have cryptobros. Thats an easy buy.

>>20761493
That thing is going to some rich japanese dude, there's no way I can afford toneven ship that safely

>>20761493
I wonder if pewdiepie will make a bid.

>>20781572
That looks bad ass

>>20788253
does he actually watch her outside of joining her channel once?

>>20761683
Think 20 times that, and maybe you might stand a chance

>>20761493
will this beat re-zero Rem's life-size figure final price of 40k$?

>>20761493
yeah sure why not, my bitcoins are worth next to nothing now might as well cash it out.

>>20792099
absolutely

>>20761962
CHAD

>>20792099
gura will probably virtually thank the winner with bonus merch, like a signature or something

Will whoever wins it use tannerite?

>>20761584
It's going to be for relief after Japan's earthquakes

>>20761493
no i don't have billions laying around
>>20761962
remember to post it

>>20761962
>>20761580
Funny how I actually had rubles worth more than $1M a few months ago and kept it. Now, It's worth pennies.

>>20761584
Kys edgelord, people like you are the problem.

>>20796283
>he thinks charities do anything

I want some rich Chinese anti to win just so they smash it publicly.

>>20796993
only poor man want to waste money like that

>>20796283
>he believe in charities
not even funny, you are just a retard

>>20796993
chinks love loli shark

>>20761962
Bro please when you eventually buy it post cunny for the rest of us poorfags…. PLEASE

>>20761493
I wonder if gura gets off to the fact that if by chance a fan buys this it will become a literal life sized onahole of herself

>>20761962
>not becoming a major shareholder in Cover and forcing the real Gura to come to your mansion and suck your dick
Foolish fool

>>20762593
>>20762961
Anons, what foods increase sperm production?

I am winning it.

t. Saudi Oil Prince

>>20796993
>>20799436
Like that anon said surprisingly both the Mainland and Taiwanese chinks love Gura.
https://twitter.com/Nagi_Nyaaa/status/1501849259523514370

>>20805065
chinks love shark fins

>>20799057
>Hates Charities
>Gets NEETBUX Monthly

LMAO

>>20796283
*steals 90% of the money in "management fees"*
heh heh nothing personnel altruismcuck

>>20780168
For Ukraine

>>20761763
This

>>20764167
What crypto did you buy?

>ur granddad went to the gun show expo
>ur dad went to the car show expo
>(You) are here

>>20801446
Here you go fren. Now cum jar that shark cunny and let the world know.

>>20761683
2000 dollars will be an opening bid in the first 2 seconds
this thing will go for at least a 100k

>>20763557
There are way smaller figures that go as normal price for around 1500 - 2000 dollars and are more than one. If this goes under 50k it will be a fail.

>>20761493
no but ill be buying the 1/7 figure instead

I seriously don’t get why any hardcore gura fan would spend a shit ton of moneys on this. If this sell millions of dollars then that fucker is a retard. Instead of buying this, think of a way to give gura the moneys directly instead, the fuck will she gains from this? It is for fucking charity. If this was for profit then I can still see some reasoning in buying it since gura might still get a cut but this time? What does she get out of this? Do japanese have tax write off for charity?

It kinda makes me sad people here got off money from gambling in the stock/crypto market and end up spending it on 2d vtuber whores.
There's something really wrong with that. /biz/ is right you faggots are the reason the financial system will crash. Irresponsible.
I mean, giving a few bucks to your chuuba is fine but turning into a brainless simp is just sad.

>>20796283
>he thinks charities are just massive scams
UNICEF unironically spends 95% of all their donations on "administrative fees"

>>20811880
You sound like a jealous poorfag. It is their money, they could wipe their ass with it if they want, the fuck do you care? As long as they are not hurting anyone, they can spend it however they like, trying to tell people how they spend their moneys just make you look retarded.

>>20811931
I'm not a poorfag and I'm not telling them how to spend their money. What I am doing is shitting on how they spend their money. I do the same with people who win lotteries. Obviously they never worked hard for it for the most part so they spend it on ridiculous things

>>20811990
god take off your name and stop posting in all those shit splits, I hate being reminded that there's like ten other people with their smart fridges on this board.

It's going to a deatbeat ie me

>>20811990
Ever heard one man's trash is another man's treasure? You have no right or any qualifications to determine what is worth it or not. I find dumbass nigga like you who spend shit ton on “art” like Mona Lisa or shit like that retarded too but that is your busniness, I am not going to lecture you on why it is bad.

>>20761493
Me and my 1.0000082 bitcoin

did anyone ever get a picture of her pantsu?

>>20761493
>tr*sh t*ste boys will try to won the bid
How would you react /vt/?

>>20812210
Laugh my ass off and go to /vt/ to see the seethe.

>>20812140
no cause she's not wearing any and it's a fully detailed cunny

I despise chumbuds so I'll be liquidating 8% of my portfolio to buy this thing just to smash it to pieces. I'll be sure to post a vid.

>>20812210
ask them to hot glue it live

Nope unless the body parts are flexible for mating pressing.

I can already see the new of when this is auction. “X who might be a pedo spent $$$$$$ on a statue of a child like vtuber”.