/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm not Pomu

Your oshi is having sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (me).

boom gay

>>20744289
Some of Cover employees aren't into Hololive or vtubing at all. For instance, that deleted Luna poster.

>>20744509
That's a good thing though, you really don't want your staff to be rabid fans.

Gura has a crippling depression and is so lonely to the point of developing a parasocial relationship with her chumbuddies.

Two holostars members are /here/, have a discord groupchat similar to niji's, and have been commenting how fame is a double-edged sword and how it's nice to avoid some problems purely because people don't care too much about them. It's not wrong but reeked of cope.

>>20744486
My oshi is winning son, have sex with me femanon

EVERYONE IS UNITY MODE. LONG LIVE HOLOLIVE.

HOW IS THAT FOR A RRAT YOU BITCHES.

>>20745441
Bold to assume I would ever choose an anon over winning son.

>>20744289
I don’t think you are ready for this spice.

>>20746138
spicy

>>20744289
Seasoned with pepper and jalapeños, take it or leave it

>>20744289
>give me the spiciest rrat of the day
The Lockpicking Lawyer is in HolostarsEN.

>>20748358
With JobbytheHong? Based pairing.

>>20744289
My oshi stopped reading my Supas because management advised her to stop giving undue attention to me. She still reads my twitter TL, but purposefully avoids liking my tweets.

>>20748358
I hope he gets Bosnian Bill to make some cool stream props for him.

>>20744289
I would post a McDonald's hamburger but that shit uses meat that isn't even from rats

>>20746138
Wow... a dead imgur link... very spice

>>20748530
Anon... I...

>>20748692
Shut up, I can hope.

>>20748358
>Holostars En debuts
>One guy sounds very familiar
>Inter-Gen stream during collab ban where they play Keep Talking and Nobody explodes
>Star is one step away from defusing the bomb on the highest difficulty
>”But let’s try this again to make sure it wasn’t a fluke”

>>20748358
This would be the most kino thing to ever happen.

>>20748530
>>20748500
>And what I have for you today is a dow-jeen I got from the last comicket
>*ruffling*
>You see on the back we have a LOVELY illustration that depicts me and Row-bae-ru--

>>20748799
>speedruns rage-games like Getting Over It
>rides the snake to show that it wasn't a fluke

>>20748799
I laughed so hard I woke up my dog. Now she's barking at me. Fuck you very much.

>>20744289
Pekora is jealous of EN and ID performance on Holofes and didn't talk much about them.

>>20748899
There is category, where you need to ride a snake...

>>20748530
Only more disk detainer lock picks

>>20748513
I don't think it's management. Something similar happened to me, but only after I started sending them at the end of the stream because her attention was getting awkward. She still likes my tweets from time to time though.

Your oshi is actually trans

>>20751347
and Your next line is "and she hates men"

>>20751592
If you say so.

Nothing bad is happening, it's all in our heads.

>>20744289
HolostarsEN will never debut because the vast majority of the applicants will be coomers and ironic weeb retards and guys who have the skills to get in will probably just make a career for themselves since Holostars is dead.

Botan may look like a sweet, sexy and friendly hag on the outside, but underneath, she has a sexual drive so ravenous that it is comparable to Hand Banana. She's been that way since her debut, but she keeps it well hidden on-screen. It's that sexual drive that made her the most feared amongst her colleagues in secret. Actually, she's the reason why Aloe and Coco graduated. The 2 were mercilessly raped by Botan and her 20 inch barrel she keeps tucked away in her crotch No gen from that point on is safe from Botan's lust. She will fuck every Holomem and then move onto another group and repeat the process over and over again until she is sated.
In fact, she now has found her next victim. Guess who it is? Tonight you

Towa invited Aqua and suisui to the apex sex discord server

>>20749024
I'll piggyback on this and say all of the JPs responses are vetted and they just read off a list. Literally all of them called Moona an artiste and Mori's bad model and cringe gestures "cool".

>>20753734
They all said the same shit about Ame too. That they were surprised by her choice of song but that it fit in her in the end. Could just be a cooncidence.

>>20749262
he's gonna pick in on stream and we're gonna cum once he says it's a terrible security device and shit's on masterlock

Pomu ugly cried watching link your wish, knowing she will never have that experience.

>>20744289
Roberu is Pekora’s brother

i have finally figured who roberu is

he is dogen and arurandesu papa is yabatan.

>>20755727
I'd believe it if the one you think about is the one named "Michael", the one who got his milk stolen by Pekor. That might explain too the reason why Pekora Collabed with Baelz and not Sana, even though she played with these two in Minecraft a while ago. Maybe Baelz asked the phone number of Roberu to Pekora.

>>20756003
the winning son yeah was otter mode in his youth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFo0H_STV5w

>>20753299
I HAVE A RAGING BONER

>>20756089
>might explain too the reason why Pekora Collabed with Baelz and not Sana
anon, I think that's because Sana never streams

laplus's father works for cover
laplus's uncle works at nintendo
laplus's grandfather owns a television network

>>20744289
>Kiara's netherlands comment only strengthens the rrat of her being Hitler isekai'd whose original plan was to conquer the world through the power of being a female idol only to find true friends along the way, and once in a while remembers her original plan.

Holofes 3 was actually live since they weren't able to record everything in time

>>20756723
what did she say about the netherlands

>>20756723
That's a stupid rrat, everyone knows Kiara is actually planning on destroying the EU as a political entity, reviving the Austrian-Hungarian empire with her as it's immortal God-Queen and eventually spreading her empire to encompass all of Europe.

>>20744362
He said rrats, not obvious lies

>>20756828
So Hitler? Also Kiara loves her mom very much and looks up to her, and if you factor in Hitler's mothers name was one letter different then her.

>>20753299
it's not rape if they want it

>>20757066
Hitler considered himself a German, he wouldn't give a fuck about Austria-Hungary

Messi is not happy at psg and is planning a transfer to usada contsructions

>>20756691
This is actually true.

spicy rabbit heads are really popular in chengdu/sichuan

>>20754543
So thats what the late night stream was for.

>>20748513
based bad influence-chama

>>20753299
>I'm the victim
I'm so lucky that I get to be Botan's toy

>>20748500
SWIVEL HERE?!

any tips on how I can make the text look better?

>>20744289
Sana killed her dog.

>>20762002
Sana killed her dog with her fat ass.*
What a lucky bastard.

>>20760998
change the text after two pekohops instead of one, its too fast

>>20746138
What was it?!

>>20744289
I'm not a nijinigger by any means but even I think that the discord leak isn't real and is just a holobrony falseflag to get back from the Rushia controversy

>>20756389
LET'S TAG TEAM BOTAN
I CALL DIBS ON GETTING DICKED FIRST YOU TAKE HER FROM BEHIND

>>20762496
>T. Fungus Covid still trying to damage control after the fuck up of her senpai.

>>20744289
Roboco is bad at Apex.

>>20762707
that's true though, I love roboco and enjoy watching her play apex, but she ain't good at it

>>20746138
this is a good one, but isn't really a rrat since it's basically confirmed she shitposts about herself

>>20762452
Mikeneko made a tweet saying a coworkers boyfriend dumped her and done other stuff with contract cancellation but the tweet was quickly deleted.
Someone took a screenshot of it though and posted it on 5ch wondering who mine was talking about and guessing Kson.
However people quickly noticed that the twitter screenshot had options that only show up if you are the owner of the twitter account. This implied it was Mikeneko herself that took the screenshot of the tweet and was posting it to 5ch.

>>20744289
>>20755727
Pekora is Roberu's former gyaru sister.

>>20763092
who the fuck is mieneko

>>20748358
Would've been better if it was the how it's actually made guy.

>>20763158
Green whore.

>>20763158
This is some entry level knowledge so just look it up on google

>>20762972
Why can’t she be more like La+?

>>20744289
Gura vouched for Ame, that's why Ame got the final myth spot. What qualifications Ame's roommate even have before holo???

>>20763092
Link me to the thread

>>20762452
>>20746138
https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1505921291442061312

>>20762496
it was shown on stream
>just holobrony trying to get back from the Rushia controversy
this is true tho, they act as if Rushia being retarded was Selen's fault or something

>>20763092
>>20763362
>>20763158
Oh yeah I’m was wrong about the specifics of the tweet (it was saying a coworker’s contract was being voided and that a boyfriend cheated on that coworker) this guy had all the right info linked
>>20763407
Thank you, though a part of me was disappointed that it wasn’t Towa baby.

>>20744289
Reine has a folder full of crying and slapping Fauna edits and struggles every day not to use them in her DMs with Fauna

>>20753299

>>20763626
I believe, this dyke would be a dom and make fauna cry before fucking the shit out of her

saw this in another thread, too lazy to link
Sana doesn't want to stream anymore, but since it would be a very bad look for a talent to graduate, they made a deal so that instead she doesn't get a salary and gets a lower cut of SC earnings but doesn't have a minimum stream quota per week, hence why Cover has tolerated her absences

Okay but be careful. It's extra spicy

Bump

>>20754422
I feel like they didn't even know that Ame is literally the only Myth member that still has no original song(heck Watama even said she thought Pururin was her original) so they were surprised.

Something was wrong with the Mikodanye suit during the fes. A lot of clips showed that it looked like the costume needed assistance and it wasn't moving as much like the rest.

Maybe the one inside wasn't strong enough to move the suit or there was a malfunction inside that could have hurt or suffocated them.

>>20767059
5 nights at Watson's...

hnngggg.....rratt !!!

>>20744289
Miko is in an open relationship with Suisei and Pekora, and she's looking to expand her blue haired harem.

>>20767543

>>20744289
im okayu's boyfriend

mmm yummy vanilla dirt

Sana was in a bad car accident and was quiet for so long because she was terrified she was going to be so disabled by the spinal injury she wouldn't be able to stream or draw consistently every again.

She was stewing in fear that whole time.

>>20744289
elira is the bognadoff of vtubing.

>>20756691
yagoo my dad

>>20744632
This ratt makes me sadge

>>20744616
i will fix her

>>20760998
make it curve along with the screen
add slight blur to it to match the overall scene
blur the edges where it touches pekora more

bonus points for red & blue glow from the screen hitting pekora from the back, but thats huge amounts of work

>>20763311
Combination of roommate having okay numbers, lots of prior work experience as a streamer, and the prior work itself demonstrating she is capable of consistent output. She probably met some of the min requirements they were looking for and then also interviewed well.

>>20767059
She was just depressed that small Ame upstaged her so hard. She used to be queen bee.

IRyS is Yagoo's daughter

This might be a bit of a stretch but hear me out

I think that none of the girls -Not holo, niji, prism, or even indie chuubas- are actually anime girls.

I believe they're using some sort of facecapture technology and using it to make a virtual avatar respond to their movements, but then, how could that work?

Well, they're all paid actors who PRETEND to be anime girls

>>20776764
I could see IRyS being related to Yagoo in some way, could also explain why she was already so comfortable with Sora, assuming the rrat about Sora being related Yagoo in some way is also true.

>>20777403
Yeah and she even got 3D collab sooner then myth, even as a cardboard, while Kiara, when she still in Japan, and Mori still haven't get that yet

>>20749024
I think this might be true, since a lot of fags here on /vt/ think that the Aqua rrat isn't true and here's a rrat that lines up with that one

>>20753734
>>20754422
These are also true. It's basically marketing, it's clear almost all the JPs don't watch their EN and ID kohai except milestones and debuts

Which is fine, I don't care about them being not genuine, they're humans too

And with that said, I still think the pregnant cuck whose husband cheated on her with Kaguya Luna isn't Kizuna "A"i, but Nakiri "A"yame

>>20762553
NO YOU FROM BEHIND LEMME SUCK HER TATAS WHILE SCHLOPING HER

Last year's Vinesauce drama was manufactured by Vinny and GeePM because they both were tired of their cancer Twitch chats and wanted to audition for Nijisanji so they could start over with a clean slate. But then Nijisanji rejected them.

>>20757518
He'd be lucky to start at fucking Burnley these days

>>20771189
Holy shit that's dark.

>>20777335
That's pretty funny, dude.

>>20763092
Are we sure the tweet existed in the first place? Its not hard to fake a tweet

>>20779952
any reasoning for the last one? that's actually interesting but seems kind of out of nowhere

>>20753299
thats a bad thing because?

>>20784506

One of the holostars EN will be an aussie, but he will have a TF2 Sniper-level accent

>>20763311
titty streamer

>>20744590
It is a good thing. However, the amount of corporate autism is now 0. Sad!

>>20785662
yes its the same pick from 5ch, how come is the only one

>>20771189
yeah i believe it

>>20785662
translate weeb

Your oshi is a real girl IRL.

>>20785023
Kore said the name of the preggo started with "A" but it wasn't Kizuna Ai
Ayame started going on little hiatuses and breaks in 2020 right? Her streaming activities dipped even for her, which was already low to begin with
Kore said that the preggo vtuber had 1 kid with 1 on the way
The timetable makes sense, and if you think about "allergy season" (which makes no sense since that excuse is used even out of allergy season, google it), it's 3 months. Guess how long the 3rd trimester is
Remember how long her hiatus was in 2020? Also 3 months

If you've noticed, Donald Duck and Subaru are never in the same room together.

Kiara and the rest of holobirds aren't real. They're actually government drones made to spy on chat and trick us into over paying our taxes.

>>20753299
Botan plz bully me

>>20744616
Time to groom her

>>20756691
Sakurai is her uncle

>>20783556
with Gnorts and Laimu they have a solid start on making their own corp already

>>20767059
The spring lock activated

>>20786040
Vtubin' is a good job mate

>>20794173
I guarantee you won't go hungry
Cuz as long as there's 3 chuubas out there, someone is going to call the other 2 lesbians

>>20781524
OK BUT KNOW THIS
IT AIN'T GAY IF OUR BALLS TOUCH AS WE THRUST IN-N-OUT OF BOTAN'S PUSSY AND ASS
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT BOTAN GETS TO PEG US WITH HER 20 INCH SCHLONG

Bump

Kiaras roomate has done scat videos in japan

Found the reverse of that manga panel you all like using

>>20748358
how do people come up with this. Actually based