/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>She's into guro
Finally, someone with worse fetishes than me

Yah

>>2070975
>[planning meeting]LISTEN MY PLAN OF MERCHANDISE
I hope she doesn't want to use fanart on merch since while I'm sure her current dads are chill enough for that to not be a problem, that's just a legal minefield waiting to go off

/yah/

I hope some jp dads show up

yah

Nice.

>>2071423
Nice

glitch bear coming out of the internet

>>2071436
another glitch bear

Anti-Beatani

>>2071520
clover becomes reddit orange

>>2071520
How would the anti-Beatani be?
I would say unbased

>>2071545

>>2071564
Unbased, uncute, unfunny

Her touhou gameplay produces noises that do things to me

>>2071314
She's a decent enough artist to make her own art. I hope she keeps drawing more cute things for us and then sells it in some way.

>>2070975
>name field
baka dad

>>2071932
Please understand, I just woke up

>>2070975
What does she mean by picnic with bf?

>>2071965
>he lacks the critical information

>>2071965
>kusotosan doesn't know about his daughter's BF

>>2071965
teddy bear boyfriend from drawing stream
do your drawing stream vod reps

>>2071603

SLAY THE SPIRE REPS

The new Binding of Isaac DLC dropped... I wish she played more rougelikes.
The Slay the Spire streams were fun even if she was struggling with the game a bit.

STREAM STARTED
GET IN

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>>2071965
I am now contractually obligated to schizopost with other dads here so my daughter can have a laugh at the state of the thread when the stream ends.

based

where the fuck are you dads.
stream schedule already adjusted

>>2072227
it's 4pm in europoorland and we need to work

sorri

Join the stream dads

https://youtu.be/RVYeZOV-tnc
https://youtu.be/RVYeZOV-tnc
https://youtu.be/RVYeZOV-tnc

Beatani dakimakura...

It wouldn't be a Bea stream if at least the first few seconds weren't technically scuffed. Maybe we can have a separate "technical difficulties" gif.

>>2072327
Beatani mold onahole...

I recognize most of these names. You guys must be neets or professional chair warmers. Or have today off like me.

>i dont have to go to work today because someone got the memefluvirus and can watch the stream now
feels nice

>>2072328
>Silly Bea pulling the plug

>>2072372
Working from home. I don't think I'll be working in office ever again, shit's too comfy and too productive. God bless the 'rona.

>>2072372
I work 7am to 3pm, I literally just got off work

>>2072372
I just work in the afternoon, go in pretty much right after this stream ends (which makes the later streams kinda troublesome for me but if they're good for other people then I won't complain)

>>2071965
In this stream she drew a teddy bear beside herself in the art she drew and joked that it was her boyfriend. It was very obviously a joke because she told us how this boyfriend could not cook, was a neet, and was very useless in general etc.

It was her way to have something to talk about while being focused drawing. Don't worry about it. Fubuki did something similar a year ago.

>>2072372
I'm just waking up and don't have anything to do until late evening. Maybe some are watching from job, it's not like most bosses give a shit about results as long as you pretend to be doing something.

cringe faggot

>>2072372
I wont answer that question

>I won't create a dumbbell cover, it's not useful for everyone
She knows her audience.

>>2072470
I'd buy it.

>>2072470
Holy based

>>2072470
I barely held myself from posting the same thing.

>towel for merch to nut in

>>2072489
The way she always delivers these subtle roasts at us makes me exhilarated.

>>2072002
Her BF looks like a responsible guy.

bros her laugh...

>denied my dumbbell suggestion
I just wanted some motivation to keep working out bros...

I want to lick her rocks bros...

>>2072574
Make your own, dad

>all those fags hating the acrylic stands
shit taste

>>2072560

>>2072574
Maybe we can get her to make a peropero towel design to use after our workouts.

"tasting pet rocks is not my hobby"

lmao

>>2072372
Indog here, literally 10 pm where I am

>>2072574
just put a poster up

How come the delay is so low even though instant VOD is enabled? It should be around 10 seconds.

>>2072593
Acrylic stands are the poor man's figures.

>>2072622
I have a collection of both, even more figures than stands
Doesn't change the fact they're super cute

>>2072372
I work from home, but I'll be in a meeting soon.

Buy my mech, I'm not asking

>>2072607
Maybe the quality? 720p30 is way faster to encode than usual 1080p60

Am I a useless dad because im NEET?

She's making us buy new clothes... what's next? asking us to shower?

>>2072664
>mech
Kind of expensive.

>Bea doesn't wear clothes at home

what is she implying about herself

>bea might be naked right now while streaming

>>2072594
how do i stop being such a gosling for this cute and funny bear

>Already asking us to buy merch

why is she horny right now

>>2072713
Why contain it?

>>2072693
get in the mech anon

>my chest hair needs fresh air
my sides

>>2072713
>how do i stop being such a gosling for this cute and funny bear
you don't.
the only way from here is further into the gosling.

>>2072718
she is always horny, las stream was hornyposting on twitter right after it ended

wasn't here for the last 20 minutes, what'd I miss?

I have always made fun of people who buy anime merch. But now I'm 100% ready to buy all beatani merch when it releases. What is happening to me...?

>>2072622
Exactly, so unless you think she can design and create a large batch of her own figures then I'll settle for stands.

>>2072759
>brainstorming merch types
>shooting down dumbbells because "they won't be used"
>dropping trivia about lounging at home naked

>>2072759
Beatani saying dumbbell covers are a useless idea, guess why, and some other concepts

>tfw won't be able to buy beatani merch due to living in a 3rd world country
Pain

>>2072764
You're becoming a dad.

This concept. I really like it.

>>2072764
You got groomed hard

That's not the focused drawing face I remember.

>>2072436
At first i thought she was talking about me since im useless haha i forgot im her dad not boyfriend

Uhh..focused bear looks weird today.

it's a cute shirt design but I'm too much of a turboautist to wear any kind of shirt with a character/person on it. all my clothes are either just plain colors or they just have logos on them

>>2072814
>>2072817
based focusedmind

>>2072838
Wear it under another layer of clothes, like spiderman.

>>2072838
Same anon

>>2072838
wear it as a pajama and sleep with your daughter

>>2072838
same

>>2072838
don't you want to support your daughter anon? wear it with pride.

>dad, IMAGINE

>making fun of dads again
control your fetishes beatani...

>>2072885
>155m
>roughly 54t

>>2072838
Same. I'd get called a faggot, and the T-shirt would get ruined after a few days of working.

>>2072885

Bea's been a bit excited the last days

思い描いて...

I gave up coffee to fund this bear.

>>2072932
What kind of gourmet shit are you drinking

>>2072932
Stop buying coffee outside. Brewing it yourself costs like 0.1-0.2 dollar per cup

That patch design

>>2072932
Beatani wakes me up more than coffee does, but brewing coffee isn't that expensive is it, dad?

>>2072932
make your own coffee or use cheaper beans bro

>>2072945
>>2072969
I do buy beans, I just drink a lot off coffee. With the amount of money I save over a month by not drinking coffee I could buy a high tier membership once she opens them up.

>>2072969
It also tastes nothing like it, despite me using good quality coffee and a good geyser coffee maker.

>She says we don't have any friends.

>>2073031
This cheeky bear.

>you don't have any normie friends, so don't worry dad
THIS FUCKING BEAR

>>2073031
Well she's not wrong.

But I actually have normie friends...

>people worrying about exposing their power level on a fucking mug
just don't bring it to work, fools

The shirt design is good but if it ends up being made for real i'll only wear it at home

>>2073055
The mugs are fine, dads worry too much

Why would any of you even bring a mug to work and not just some kind of mobile container?

>>2073031
I enjoy the negging from this bear too much. I'm so fucked up.

>>2073079
Did you ever have an office job?

>>2073079
I bring a 64 oz growler filled with water to work.

aren't we being a bit too obvious with the clovers everywhere

where the fuck did she learn the word "proselytize" that's a fancy word even for normal english speakers
definitely smarter than the average bear

>trying to pronounce "proselytize" for two minutes

>>2073117
she's really leaning into it

>>2073031
More like nobody cares about vtubers, people outside this board forget how niche this hobby still is.

>>2073117
we told her not to admit to being associated with us degenerates but she refuses to because she likes us too much

if she likes the clovers then let her like the clovers

This bear knows fancy words.

>>2073099
Why would you bring a literal mug instead of one of these things

well, the bear has spoken.
death to normalfriends.

Eurodad streams are comfier than Ameridads

I want Beatani stickers.

>>2073134
i’m a native english and don’t know that word

>>2073125
maybe studied about missionaries in japanese history

>>2073117
It's one of her oshi marks. It's fine.

>dad says all his friends are normalfags
>bea immediately retches in disgust

>>2073088
It's fascinating to observe how she gauges the chat's reaction over things she probes us with and leans into things that gain traction over time. I love this kind of streamer-audience feedback loop.

>>2073187
I bet this is you

>>2073125
It doesn't surprise me. When learning a foreign language, you can't really make the difference between fancy/specialized words and common words, unless you have a LOT of experience.

>>2073169
>not bringing a giant water jug to assert dominance over your coworkers
Weak.

>she said rrat

>NO NO NO NO NO

>>2073189
I'm an ESL and a learned that word from a videogame a couple months ago.

>>2073191
I want to study missionary with Bea too.

>>2073208
It's not but I have no way to prove it, and me denying it doesn't mean anything considering we're all anonymous here

>>2073125
Most likely learned it at school

>Daughter has autistic breakdown over befriending normies
big chuckles.

>>2073208
Hey that comment is me but I didn't write that one

>>2073169
I'm not carrying around anything that saids "Passion for babies" on it

>>2073169
What is this hipster bullshit? How do you brew tea or coffee in it?

>>2073125
Probably just put the Japanese term into deepl.

>>2073208
Hello Anon

>>2073268
Doesnt have to be that specific one it could be a metal one too, why would I bring a mug that can spill opposed to a closed off cup

>>2073258
It's funny how her personality would make her very popular in the west, but japan being a land of autists probably think of her as an hyperactive weirdo.

>>2073299
Do you use survival thermos bottles instead of mugs in your house as well?

>>2073333
Kek

>>2073333
Unironically yes

>>2073333
im not constantly moving in my house

>>2073362
Do you constantly flail your arms at your office desk? What kind of job do you have?

>>2073228
based

>>2073398
>Do you constantly flail your arms at your office desk?
Yes
>What kind of job do you have?
refer to pic related

>>2073407
>I was getting a bit THIRSTY

>merch
that is a good idea unless it will only ship to japan

someone should really warn her to be wary of copyright issues with things like the XP hill

What's with Aria, comfy animes something in chat literally missed it on break.

"i think its too naughty having a psoter about your daughter" she says while she draws it

Dads...would you?

>I think it's OK
This bear, I swear

>>2073438
>streaming to an audience of mostly EUs
our daughter is not retarded

she drew ecchi art live on youtube...

>talking about how dads shouldn't want an ecchi poster while he excitedly scribbles one out

>>2073407
My fucking sides

>>2073407
I was in that thread

>>2073463
Do you even need to ask?

>>2073447
She asked if we had any posters

>>2073471
>our daughter
>not retarded
anon

>>2073439
Should be fine if the "XP hill" doesn't look like in the photo.

>>2073476
She is all for it, but she also enjoys making fun of us.

>"you shouldn't do this. stop dad."
>while speed sketching the h-art
This bear is a treasure.

NEETbros....

>>2073463

>>2073407
Fucking KEK

>>2073463
It's a bit lewd to hang on a wall. I think it would be better to have a poster of a nopan sundress upskirt with a convenient censor.

>>2073439
Well, if it's a generic-looking hill and not an actual crop of the original picture, it really shouldn't matter, right? Not a copyright expert myself.

our daughter's going for that ban any%

>>2073463
[video of a Japanese man cycling on a highway yelling "sex"]

>left? really?
Our daughter is disappointed at the lack of degeneracy

>>2073520

kek

>KFP in the chat

>>2073463
I'll take 3.
https://files.catbox.moe/qhpl81.png

>>2073568
She doesn't know how incredibly dangerous loli is in the west. It will get you labeled as a pedophile if some normie saw

>>2073637
even a broken clock is right twice a day.

>>2073657
fucker works fast

>>2073657
Dads work fast.

>>2073657
C&F quality seal

>>2073663
Good thing none of beatani's dads are friends with normie

>>2073657
come on boy

>>2073657
Hayai

>>2073663
>implying it's ok in Japan

>>2073657
Nice

>>2073657
>Already has recreated porn in 3D

>>2073657
Card

>>2073663
meh, people would just think that you're weird but wouldn't go all out and call you a pedophile

I am seriously concerned no one will buy her merch...

>>2073657
disgusting... where's more?

>>2073705
Yeah but my family sometimes wants to visit...

>>2073657
H-HE'S FAST

>>2073657
obligatory

>>2073722
Disgusted faces isn't the same as calling the cops.

>>2073743
I'm sure a bunch of us will, and more over time.

>>2073657
the absolute power of this man.

>>2073743
It might do her good to have some more "generic" merch for dads concerned about their power levels
either way I'll probably pick up at least a mug.

>>2073743
If she makes a limited amount it shouldn't be a big deal. Then she can see if the demand exists and if so make more.

>>2073657
Needs the tail.

>>2073657
Cute belly!

>>2073689
>>2073691
>>2073711
>>2073753
Don't give me too much credit, it's literally just a preset pose without any changes, anyone could do it.

>>2073737
It was from a couple threads ago, her vest doesn't load for me but it's functional enough, not like she's gonna need it.
https://files.catbox.moe/87a24y.png

>>2073734
I think it's koikatsu

>>2073795
This.

>>2073743
the poohflue killed my previous job and I am a half neet now
idk if I will have money to spare for such things

>>2073792
seems like she intends to use stuff like redbubble or teespring so there's no real need to worry about supply and demand since that shit's all print-to-order

>>2073657
Uohhhhhh!!!

>>2073743
the fanbase will grow
it’s healthy to have aspirations about the future and bear has lots of potential

>>2073740
Do you seriously think you won't be branded a pedophile and shunned by everyone you know if you showed the right design to anyone else? It can only be bought by people who live completely alone, so it'd sell less.

>>2073813
We need more casual naked bear.

Poorfaganon...

>>2073859
>Do you seriously think you won't be branded a pedophile and shunned by everyone you know if you showed the right design to anyone else?
No I wouldn't most adults don't consider drawings the same as actual child porn. If it was a hyper realistic picture of a naked girl that wasnt some kind of weird bear mix then they would be disgusted. Its only those twitter infested retards that think like that for the most part.

>>2073657

>straight up telling fans to make their own bootleg merch
we don't deserve a daughter like this

>beatani dads leaking into /diy/

>>2073888
Time to print Beatani postcard, haha...

Not going to lie, I made DIY otaku merch out of a photo holder keychain when I was in middle school.

We are really really close to the 2k karaoke now...

>>2073795
What are bear tails even like? A rabbit tail?

>>2073947
10 subscribers to go.

>>2073968

>>2073968
No, more flat and stubby.

>>2073968
They're somewhat cute and funny.

>>2073968
they're like this
at least I think that's a tail...

>>2073968
Her sketch of the tail is round >>2073463

>>2073975

give me a minute, my smart fridges are rebooting

>62 viewers just like morning streams
dads can’t be beat

>>2073989
>>2073992
Looks grabbable.

>>2073995
>>2074008
I interpreted that as a ribbon from her underwear, oops.

>>2073968
It is very easy to use image search, why ask even.

This is the most arousing meeting I have ever been in.

>spend an hour discussing otaku merch
>"yeah I actually don't like otaku merch"
absolute chad

>>2074030
>Saudi arabia

OF COURSE SHE LIKES SUBAHIBI
Of course.

beatani confirmed for being a symphochad

>>2074030
>no "gay sex with HATS ON"

>>2074087
she's on the XP hill anon

>>2074030
Based terrorist dad

Am I the only one who actually collects merch here? I have two glass cases with figures and over 100 items with my waifu.

>>2074030
Inshallah anon

I know we said this a lot of times already, but damn, my daughter is based.

2K!!!!!!

>>2074138
Merch is gay.
Unless it's of our daughter, then it's fine.

>>2073657
>https://files.catbox.moe/qhpl81.png
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2074138
I have Watashi as my laptop wallpaper, does that count?

>>2074138
I love merch, but I can't be fucked to deal with shit that comes from Japan.

>>2074178
Soon.

>>2074138
I've got a shelf full of kamen rider stuff but that's about it

>>2074169
wrong

>>2074138
I have stuff of my waifu mostly.

>>2074138
I'm actually not that into otaku stuff these days, but I probably wouldn't buy merch even if I was.
Keeping stuff clean and dusted is a pain in the ass.

Her artstyle is one of the selling points for me. The poster will also be good even if she won't draw it herself.

>>2074138
I have Tsugu merch.

>>2074030
Inshallah

I'll be honest, vtubers have made me way more of a lolicon and less of a normie than any anime series or hentai ever did. I like legal lolis (young supple body with mature mind) now but nobody thinks that is very different from true lolis.

>>2074273
Who cares what the normies think, embrace the cunny uuuuoooohhhh

she should read the donnos during the stream

maybe every 15 min check the box

Beatani was cuter than usual today.

>>2074030
Please don't make my daughter eat camel shit I beg you spare at least this one

>>2074273
This. Vtubers opened my mind and made me realize sassy legal loli are my type

>she skipped my donation
No...

>>2074311
I think it's better to do it all at the end so the stream doesn't have a stop-and-go feeling to it

>>2074312
Europe power

Damn she cute

>>2074273
Embrace the cunny faggot

rate it

Did not know that otaku was pronounced otak.

>>2074352
UOH/10

>>2074352
Cuter than usual, great merch design/10

>>2074273
Same. I still don't go nuts over "legal lolis" but I started to like them. I guess as long as they stay away from being an actual anime child it's fine. I still go crazy for christmas cakes though.

>>2074337
We eurodads are the strongest, aren't we

>>2074352
I'm going to buy her merch

>>2074352
beary cute/10
warmly waiting for the next one

>>2074311
No
This shit is the reason I hate regular streamers, it's annoying for everyone but the attention whore who wanted to hear his name

>>2074352
I'll buy her merch/10

>>2074363
It's not, it's just her way of abbreviating it.

>>2074352
Nice as always. I love streams with lots of interaction like this.

>>2074352
It was comfy, I love seeing her draw. The nonstop banter is also great. All in all, I love our daughter more every stream.

>>2074352
filler / 10 but that's fine

>>2074273
Who cares what normies think, under uooh sharia in the cunny caliphate only lolicons may hold office or conduct trade beyond that of subsistence.

Magnetchads we lost...

>>2074091
No i changed it to some random country so I don't get doxxed 草

>>2074352
She didn't read my donation but I love her regardless/10

>SHE IS most likely HERE
Great stream, I love you!

>>2074439
magnetbros are used to losing it still hurts

I wanted a towel...

>>2074352
cute and funny as per usual

>>2074352
VERY BASED/10

>>2074363
The u at the send of words can be minimized or 'devoiced' in Japanese. Think of desu and how usually only loli genki types voice the full 'u' sound.

>>2074450
Sure you did Abu Hajaar

>>2074450
It's okey Abdul. We accept everyone here as long as they are good dads.

>>2074458
BEA-CHAN! AISHITE!

I should have suggested scarves.

>>2074450
Don't worry Ahmed, you can use the oil money to support her

>>2074352
Lots of fun, was a great feeling seeing her being excited and working with the chat to make some merch ideas. I'm glad she's really excited about being a vtuber and getting into the hobby so much.

bros

>>2074560
KITAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2074560
We did it 4chan!

>>2074450
It's okay Mr. Bin Laden, we know you were just taking the fall for the other Clyburn group members.

>>2074560
GOTTEM
when's the karaok

>>2074560
I hope you fucks didn't make fake accounts, her growth needs to be real

>>2074450
It's fine, we know that you guys killed Khashoggi because he was going to divulge his uncle's ties to both Epstein and the CIA. Always noble, protecting the cunny supply.

>>2074577
she said next week

>>2074560
fucking based

Daughter has come so far in a few short weeks. I'm so proud of her.

>>2074902
Hell yeah. She's been getting better with English too.

>>2074030
inshallah

Teaching Beatani plat Crusader Kings 2 so she can create a circular family tree...

>>2074577
karaok
more like
koroke
only true dads tm will understand

I hope the drawdads are making her celebratory art

I don't like subahibi

https://files.catbox.moe/7rir2w.png
I can see why she goes nopan.

>>2075677
Based

what have I done

>>2075757
I hate and love this at the same time

>>2075757
Explaining this to her is going to be funny.

>>2075757
lmao based.

>>2075836
explaining spurdo is gonna be a journey, yeah

>>2076046
Finnish meme learning stream

>>2076046
How does one explain Spurdo without namedropping pedobear?

gotta be a Windows 2000 reference somehow. Trying to remember was the default background was for it. I think just dark blue with some light-outlined squares?

>>2076159
There's no way that won't be horribly misconstrued.

>>2076453
blue green with a grey tool bar

>>2075757
you've done what is expected of us

>>2076453
I'm pretty sure windows 2000's default was just a plain dark blue but pic related shows up a few times in image searches

I don't know man if I recall pretty much everyone just stuck with 98 until XP dropped

>>2076630
those are just promotional images and extra backgrounds for windows 2000

>>2076453
It's cyan.
https://youtu.be/ZGeJC5DvBGE

>>2075757
A masterpiece.

>>2075318
There already was an anon asking for ideas and showed us a bit of progress. Personally, I'm already getting the hang of CPS, but it'll take a couple of days before I can spit out something decent, and the concept will probably be bearly 2k-subs-related. Good thing I have the next two days off from work.
Still waiting for my other commission to be finished, too.

>>2072664
Yes

dads... w-whats the yah stream going to be about?

>>2077150
She will gently yah into our ears for 2 hours.

>>2077150
yah

>>2077150
yahbai

>>2077150
Exposing she's Jewish and Torah lesson for dads. Yah(Yhwh)

>>2077247
damnit anon, stop making it awkward and saying my thoughts loudly

ASMR stream. Yes or yah?

>>2077247
You want her to be the next topsis of /vt/? Keep all jewish stars far away from her.

>>2077303
the only ASMR I want is a "Beatani wakes her dad up at 3AM to show off a new drum solo she just learned" ASMR

>>2077303
I'd enjoy it. Especially if she unleashes her verbal abuse on us.

>>2077306
>next topsis
>next
There is only one topsis

>>2072372
study from home via online classes while watching streams on other monitor so basically a NEET

the bear is afraid of thunder and asks to sleep in your bed ASMR

my desire for cunny continues to grow

>>2077172
yahSMR

>>2077303
yah

I love how she is showing her power level bit by bit. It's simply awe-inspiring.

>>2077303
It's not my thing per se, but I'm looking forward to the stream in any case.

>>2077172
Stop anon, I can only get so hard.

>>2077339
*peroperos ear*

>>2077303
Only if it's a salmon eating asmr.
[SPOILER] And she just make bear growling noices for the stream [/SPOILER]

>>2078067
Sugoi

what if it has something to do with april fools?do they do april fools in japan?>>2077150

>>2078113
Dude, don't tell me you never saw Japs pull totally funny epic pranks in all your time on the internet.

Half the time it's shit like "Hey dude see this thing lots of people want? Fuck youuuuuu"

>You are going to BUY her merch, right?
>You are going to MEMBER her, right?
>You are NOT going to masturbate thinking about her, right?

>>2078476
Yes in all fields

I like when she says GAO GAO
she's so cute

Do you think she also says yah when you put your peepee in her vagoo?

>>2077150
I'm going in with zero expectations because it's April Fools.

I hate spending money on things I don't need but I have a strong desire to buy Beatani merch and member her. I know I'll end up supporting my daughter but this is gonna hurt me for a week.

>>2079335
Dad...she wouldn't want you to go bankrupt. You can support her within your budget, too.

>>2079335
She’s literally the first female that isn’t a prostitute that I’ve spent money on

>>2079480
You didn't buy any gifts to your mother? ever?

>>2079497
My mother was unironically a prostitute

I was actually able to watch while I was at work. That mug looks like a great idea.

>>2079542
The design with her holding the big clover brings to mind some of those cutesy old cups with cartoon animals and stuff. I love it.

>>2079335
I will buy the right poster
I WILL filter all the normies from my life
I WILL END UP A LIST FOR OWNING THAT POSTER