/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

gura loves me

That 5-hour membersonly is sweet... excited for the Reflect MV! LETS GO

>>20718427
Nice image for ants

>>20718368
>no slashes
you had one fucking job OP

I just realized Gura only wants to do a chatting stream tomorrow to tease the greys about the forbidden angle.

>>20718487
Oh nyo, idk what happened

I'm in love with Gura!

You know what you must do

>>20718427
This from member stream?

>>20718678
my dms

is there a torrent for the full watchalong stream? I'm not seeing it on the usual site and youtube-dl is only downloading the last two hours of the stream. I'm gonna be on a plane tomorrow and I wanted to ffmpeg the reaction into the day one VOD to keep me busy

I just woke up what did I miss

>>20718696
stop deluding urself!!!!

>>20718670
Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub Rub

https://files.catbox.moe/m342vr.mp4

>>20718796
why the fuck is it not working, this is why poorfags never win ;(

>>20718744
the VOD isn't finished processing. use ytarchive to download the VOD and you'll get the whole thing.

>>20718774
Stop using her here!!!

>>20718774
Sapling is so mad, cheer up its Fauna's birthday tomorrow. I'm hoping for some sweet merch

>>20718855
>ytarchive
thanks!

I want to feel Gura's love so badly. Her real love, the kind where she'll hunt you down, hug you, look into your eyes, and tell you she loves you.

>>20719049
in case you haven't used it before, it should also be your first choice for live recording of youtube.

why was the vid of Gura's 3d model everywhere yesterday, but Kiara's isn't today? Kinda want to see Kiara's since the crowd is so hyped, but don't want to pay $40 to see Kiara and Mori

>>20719083
I found them easily in their threads earlier today

My reps are done for the day. I love her so much bros

>>20719083
Why are you asking here? This is the Gura thread.

>>20718872
Now I have a Gura one haha, thanks anon <3

>>20719083
nyaa

>>20719135
I guess I'll check there
>>20719139
because this is where I shitpost

goobs on asamio
https://youtu.be/xR0Y4ZlBCto

>>20718839
The file size is pretty big and I don't know how to compress it.

>>20718670
rubrubrubrubrub

A CHILD

>>20720023

>>20718744
Heads up, she pauses and takes a break at around 2 hours 10 minutes in the stream because of buffering so you'd need to do it in 2 pieces

>>20720023
Gura when she was 1000

https://twitter.com/imnoteds/status/1505767893363011585

>>20720681
sweaty shark

neat, that's not the highest ratio but is the most data uploaded of any torrent on my seedbox

>>20720182
i'm now realizing my poor thinkpad is gonna have to eat 8gb worth of video and my flight leaves in 10 hours, idk if it's gonna happen bros...

>>20720937
download it at 480p!

What kind of actions do you think Gura will do to thank us?

>>20721015
oh, she's done enough already.

>>20721015
She doing enough

>>20721015
I already feel fully appreciated.

>>20721015
Nothing

>>20721015
That's ok Gura. No need for more thanks.

>>20720961
i'm downloading it at 360p cuz that looks good in the bottom right corner with no scaling!
i'm probably just gonna give up cuz I won't have time to process the videos and the plane I'm on doesn't have full outlets in my row, just USB power...

>>20721015
More original songs and ASMR streams probably, but honestly she already gives us so much.

Sorry fellas
I just picked her up from her house. We about to Netflix and chill. She won't be streaming till Wednesday.

How was the stream

>>20721015
sex acts

>>20721842
Incredible, one of the best member streams she has ever done.

Gura will continue to tease us about that picture and there is nothing we can do about it..

>>20721938
I accept this as part of the payment for the 1/7th scale figure.

>>20721015
She'll leak the forbidden angle

>>20722006
I almost wish figures like that didn't get teased so early. It's probably gonna be at least a year until we get them and I'm not looking forward to waiting that long.

>>20721015
kisses

Gura Cute

Gonna do the watchalong in the morning. Am I gonna die bros?

>>20722294
undoubtedly, marines part got to me

>>20721938
Damn kusogaki thinks she'll get away with teasing her ojisan audience.

>>20722294
You already died.

>>20722434
Well shit

>>20722391
Same, I wasn't expecting her to break down that hard.

>>20720094
I hope we get more episodes

>>20720023
UOOOOOH

>>20722391
oh that reminds me, this old clip is now relevant again
https://files.catbox.moe/1qy7fc.mp4

>>20721015
She will say "Oni-san".

>>20721015
Realistically, sleep.

>>20722707
this and less Redbull

I was just scrolling the art tag and I started tearing up again. I love her so much

>>20722707
>>20722764
This. Shark better be doing self care reps.

So, Holofes discussion stream today, maybe? Before/after Fauna's birthday?

>>20722948
What if shork does self harm reps ?

>>20723162
As you can see I killed myself as well.

>>20722423
>implying she can't

full 5 minutes of Gura's EN reaction
https://files.catbox.moe/3za4p9.mp3

>>20723140
Most likely either after Fauna's birthday or Tuesday.

>>20723368
Sleep tight

>>20723431
*the crying bit

>>20723368
Nighty bud

Sad to think that some gura fans would legit kill themselfs if gura died, remember to love yourself anons and don't put a shark girl above your life

>>20718872
Make me, faggot.

>>20723431
god, remember when they announced smol 3D stream? all over the board said they ain't gonna get proper 3D. fast forward, here we are. proud of them girls

>>20723547
I was joking lmao.

>>20723547
I wouldn't kill myself but I don't see how I could keep any motivation in life if something happened to her.

>>20723431
4:08 is the part that finally broke me during the stream.

>>20723431
thank you for posting anon, one day I won't be a greynig but I'm very sick lately and I have a shitty part time job that pays peanuts so $5 could literally make the difference when it comes to affording a prescription or an uber to get to the doctor's

>>20723547
I would make the world pay.

>>20723431
>Gura's reaction
>people say she's crying
>its a fucking files.catbox
IM GONNA FUCKING DESTROY THAT WEBSITE, IT DOES NOT WORK WHY

>>20721916
I like how this statement is true for her last couple of member streams
>How was the Christmas wrapping stream?
>One of her best member streams to date!
>How was her banjolele stream?
>One of her best member streams to date!
>How was her direct watchalong stream?
>One of her best member streams to date!
>How was her valentines stream?
>One of her best member streams to date!
>How was her just chatting stream after the rushia yab?
>One of her best member streams to date!
>How was her Karaoke stream?
>One of her best member karaoke to date!
>How was her link your wish day 1 watchalong?
>One of her best streams to date
The funny thing is that I whole-heartedly agree with all this

>>20723747
This, though i would drink the kool-aid if she told me to drink it with her.

>>20723431
Im fucking crying again. I love her and all of hololive so much

>>20723891
imagine missing your oshi's tears of joy

>>20723891
have you tried using a vpn or changing your DNS?

>>20724036
Anon is tech illiterate, please andastan

I wish there was a way to send her this after she acknowledged all her nicknames

>>20724082
Same desu.

>>20724096
based

>>20723891
works fine for me

>>20724096
>breaking containment
Cringe.

>>20724176
muh

>>20724336
Muh sekrit club, yes.

>>20723891

>>20723892
I feel like something clicked for her three months ago and she has seemed a lot more relaxed and affectionate to us since then.

>>20723431
Moved me with how overwhelmed she was

UNITY LOVE

>>20724521
My rrat is still that it's when 100% of chat rated her obscene yet sexy or it's because she realized how much she missed us while sick around thanksgiving. Could also be that that's when whatever family emergency she had to deal with since July finally ended.

>>20724598
I buy your rrat.

>>20723891
Have some timestamps instead
herself
https://youtu.be/myISBXV1I-Q?t=6709
Ame
https://youtu.be/myISBXV1I-Q?t=7004
Ina
https://youtu.be/myISBXV1I-Q?t=7262

>>20725087
God bless your soul anon.

>VOD still not processed

Back to comfy SEA hours.

>>20724521
Honestly though, these past few months barring the wombo combo of there is no game, apotheon, and superhot because of her sickness and blowing out her back because of shoveling cow shit, gura has been on the top of her game and I can't be any happier

>>20725599
Shark can't stop winning, as if she got a high luck stat.

>>20725599
And just a few months before that, people thought the golden age of Gura was over

I love her so much, keep doing your best, Gura!

>>20718670
Ruubbbbb

>>20723431
Someone give this poor crying snotty shark a hug

>>20726512
yeah me, but then she'll be covered in my snot and tears

I'm so happy for Gura all her debut goals are coming true, but when will she play twister with the girls?

>>20726512
I want hold her and cry with her.

Anybody has the default Shrimp image? I would really appreciate it.

>>20723431
Would you let Gura dry her tears, and blow her nose on your shirt?

>>20726789
Absolutely

>>20726789
absolutely

>>20726611
It could be a while yet but rest assured that when it happens she will bribe all of them with personalized snacks so she can sniff them at her heart's content and give us a detailed smell report.

>>20726819
She knows what we want

>>20726789
I'd offer it without hesitation

>>20726819
I will be upset if she does not share her smell report with us.

>>20726789
Yea

Reminder that Gura sleeps in just a t-shirt.
Nothing else, just a t-shirt.

Remember this shrimp? I think Gura ate him, he's gone.

>>20727240
I started sleeping in only my robe. Pretty cozy.

>>20727254
nyoooooo....

>>20727254
Yeah me!

>>20727240
yeah, mine.

>>20727240
Imagine cuddling with her until you both fall asleep while she's wearing nothing but your t-shirt

Gurass

Has Gura been this cuter before? Feels like new ceiling

>>20728656
Yes she was so cute.
It's one of this stream you have to keep to rewatch them times to times to heal your heart.

>>20723431
She's too precious bros...

>Hello there
>General Watson !

joined membershrimp

praise gombus

>>20728656
As you can see clearly, Gura's cuteness has a linear relationship with Time.
As time progresses, Gura gets cuter.

>>20729100
welcome chumbud. Gura has the best membership out of all of EN desu. Lots of content

I can't believe she would do something like this...

>>20729224
Wow...
This is too much. Sorry Gura, I can't forgive you for this.

>>20729186
It seriously is, despite half of the streams being deleted due to unarchived karaokes. What's left is more than worth the asking price.

>>20723431

>>20723368
Goodnight, friend...

>>20729100
Based. Gold Shrimp soon for me.

>>20729100

I miss her already...

glass glopper

>>20729608

Gura needs to do her Spanish reps so she can sing Selena.

>>20723431
poor thing.
I’m referring to myself of course.
because listening to sad shark, there’s no way I can give her a hug.
And it breaks my heart.

THE WORST THING about Gura's member stream is that Marine may never know how much Gura actually appreciates her. Im not sure it's something that can be said in a normal setting - it both breaks my heart and makes it happy at the same time. I actually shed a few tears at that moment.
I almost want to clip it and ship it direct to Marine with JP subtitles. But maybe its not something Gura wants. Thoughts?

>>20731390
Only if you can DM Marine

Chumbies I am now going to watch the VOD what should I expect and what is the best way to watch it

>>20731525
5 hours of emotional train, no kidding

>>20731467
Well clipping it and adding JP subtitles is about the best I could do. Shot in the dark.

>>20731525
She is being so cute and it just started I don't think I'll make it

>>20731525
Be sure to have tissues handy. Seriously.

>>20731899
https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=holo+fes+3rd

I just wanna pat her head while saying "yes you are"

>>20732022
thank you, chumbud

>>20731899
Honestly, I think Gura is probably one of the most adoring vtubers of her fanbase. She loves all of her shrimps and anyone who hangs out with her in her streams. She doesn’t ask people to more than they are. Because, truly, she’s one of us

>>20732199
same but with mating press

>>20732551
Except greys. She's made it pretty clear she hates greys.

Make your choice chums
>The vod stays as members; Polka, Marine, Foobs, etc never get to see Gura gush over them and probably miss on some kino interactions.
or
>Superchat Gura asking her if she could make the VOD public so the JP members can see it, but now greyniggers can see Gura being vulnerable and open.

Whens new Gabriela Gawrbanzo?

Gouda morning, how does it feel to be a chumbud?

>>20732817
>but now greyniggers can see Gura being vulnerable and open.
That ship has already sailed, anon >>20723431

Did gura say when she's going to stream next?

>>20732882
Yes

Did she cry? Did she reveal her shoe size?

>>20732951
Watch the VOD to find out

>>20732730
what does she have against greys?

Gura's debut in holo anime is tommorow

>>20733039
Watch streams

>>20732817
Pretty retarded anon.

Also she said she will do a public chatting stream about the Fes.

>>20733039
#IStandWithIofi
This bullying against Greys and allied Alien Races is unacceptable!

>>20733383
Go back to Twitter, faggot

>>20733403
Its a jork, stop being a triggered SEA

>>20733427
You're standing with Iofi; you just admitted to being the SEA

Is goora dead?

Cat

>>20733506
Watch the VOD. She explains there.

>>20733081
I am. I have been.
In mostly chronological order.
(Yeah, I’m THAT anon)
I’m almost at her Jaws watch-along.
Another 5-8 months, and I’ll be caught up.

>>20732867
goud

>>20718774
I have a theory that Fauna is second or third oshi for Gura fans. All of the chumbies wanting more Goombe ASMR are letting mother nature fill the void.
Prove me wrong.

Goddamn she loves everyone in hololive so much

>>20733957
She is a fembud so I automatically like her

>>20733957
At first I didn't like her voice, now, fauna actually grew on me and I can't get enough

>>20732867
gouda

>>20733957
My 'yes, i'd like another please' list
>gura
>fauna
>irys
>mumei
>ame
>kiara

my 'okay, this is not bad at all' list
>ina
>kronii
>bae

my 'lean ruins lives' list
>mori

>>20734199
This, though in my case I'd put kiara on the second group.

>>20733957
she is my fav council since debut and her interactions with goomba obviously made me like her more, but I dunno to me council in itself is not on par with myth at all

>>20733957
was listening to Gura’s ocean talking stream, and enjoying the quiet and intimate banter. Then she started her siren songs, and I was out like a light.
Then, woke up because something is fucking wrong with Youtube’s autoplay switching on for no reason. And nearly blew my ears out.

>>20733957
My favorite in Hololive are Gura and Suisei.
Among EN I prefer Ina, Kiara, Kronii and Mumei over Fauna.

>>20734406
We will never get another lightning in a bottle like Myth; cherish it while it's here

>>20733957
As far as the other ENs go, Fauna and Irys are the only ones I really want to watch. There was a point where I'd catch Ina because she was on at a convenient time for me but I don't really get the same 'hanging out' vibe I get with gura and I never felt like I wanted to push Ina. But Fauna and Irys both seem so nice and sweet, like gura, that I want to watch them have fun and do things. You know?
If I could stand Kiara's voice I'd probably feel the same way with her just because her /vt/ heelturn arc has been fantastic.

>>20734612
Kek

>>20734584
god I love them, yes even the wigger

>>20734643
I have no problem with Kiara’s voice.
It’s the VOLUME.
I like how Kiara plays liaison between EN and JP.

>>20734697
This weekend finally turned her into an idolfag. Took long enough but it's pretty endearing to watch.

>>20734737
Yeah right.

>>20734199
>sana literally forgotten
lmao

>>20734737
she still thinks she can play shinigami and demon at the same time. I think that ‘have your cake and eat it too’ mentality is going to get her in trouble down the road. I might be wrong, but if I were to put money on the first of myth to “graduate"...

>>20734925
Who?

>>20734944
She just doesn't want to be tied down by the rules that come with being idol like, just like any faggot that despises idol culture due to 3rd wave feminist views.

>>20734944
Oh, no doubt and I'm likely to agree with the graduation assessment. But it does feel like this weekend has changed something in her. It's still too soon to see any improvements but hopefully it's made her think more about things going forward.

>>20735099
If she does show changes then I'll be able to tolerate her as much as i do kiara. Time will tell.

>>20735195
For Gura's sake, I hope she sticks around. Those two seem to have most fun together during 3D collabs and it would be a shame to rob her of that enjoyment from a REAL 3D collab.

>>20735025
That's what undermines her. It clearly shows in her streams that she doesn't even know what she wants at all. Hell, she probably just went happy-polite with the others after the event then went on with her other works. Gura and the others probably can't sleep out of being overwhelmed of what they just achieved.

>>20735099
It's possible that seeing all the girls do their best has given her a glimpse into it all, meaning that being an idol is actually demanding and requires hard work and dedication. It's not some half-assed play pretend with no effort that anyone can do. Maybe she finally grasped that this is the ultimate test of skill for women. Also, she may have witnessed how seriously her JP sempai act and how much it means to them. Maybe she finally gets it's a serious, highly professional kind of deal.

Maybe.

i kinda want to draw gura’s mom.
I have some interesting character design ideas
anybody out there draw mama-shark yet?

>>20735405
I dunno, I don't wanna sound like some incel. But one of the problems with mori is the people she hangs out with. You all know who I mean, fake weebs that live off of drama, weebs in denial, who love to talk shit about idol culture and japanese culture. It's one thing to go kiara-route and point out issues within a culture, it's completely another when you openly talk shit about a culture, because it's different to yours.

>>20735410
not really, go crazy you might snatch the most popular interpretation

>>20735838
This indeed, she hangs around with the worst kind of people within the anime industry and it sure shows how she's been influenced by them.

Idolfags now I can understand you and your hype for idols, I love gura and I love idols

I love gura and I'm proud of her for achieving a dream of hers.
But to be completely honest I was rather underwhelmed by her set, probably just because reflect isn't really my vibe and her model looked a little weird. I was going into it expecting to cry but I mostly just looked at the screen with a smile thinking "that's my girl.

>>20736654
>Spoiler
Nobody cares, kraut faggot

>>20736654
If you didnt cry thats a good thing because it just lowers the amount of competition I have.
I cried because I love Gura not because I love her model or singing or dancing.
I got to see my wife fulfill her dreams and you sat there like an emotionless faggot.
I love coming to /vt/ because it always reminds me of how pathetic my competition is and instills the fact in my head that I will be the one to marry Gura.

>gura mention on irys stream
>not even 2 sentences later a mention of feet

>>20729186
>>20729466
rubrubrubrubrub

>>20737115
I cried harder. I imagined her crying with myth after the event, they were all hugging each other in tears. Except mori who already went home to sleep, "just another day in the office" she tells herself.

Can you handle Gura the Grafted?

I kind of really hope Gura makes her watchalong vod public so someone can clip it and send all that stuff to the JP members.
I really want them to all see how much Gura loves them. Mostly Marine honestly.

>>20737523
All these people trying to backseat Gura's relationships via clips are cringe. It's membership for a reason.

>>20737515
I am the lord of all that is cunny, and one day we'll return together, to our home bathed in rays of UOOOOH

>>20737628
Watch streams faggot
Even Gura was praising clippers saying she really needs to watch more clips so she can see these things more often.
Kill yourself for not wanting to support MY oshi.

>>20737515
I COMMAND THEE UOOOOOOOOH

>>20737523
Again the same retarded anon.

Hopefully the charity auction goes to some mental institution in SEA.

>>20737720
Go back clipperfaggot.

>>20737818
>anon is retarded for wanting people to hear Gura's words of praise
?????????????

oh great teamates are back and now they are bitching about clippers because they didnt watch Gura's member stream.
Cooooool.... welp im gonna go play games until Gura puts up a frame. Have a nice day chumbies.

>>20737922
Have a good one. Im gonna do the same. Last 3 days have been to amazing for me to care enough to deal with this today. See you in a few hours.

>>20737922
Kek, good, clip watcher.
Don't come back.

>>20738076
>tells Gura not to come back
damn so many antis here since Gura killed it on stage.
They really are mad how perfect she is arent they?

>>20738061
Why is she like this?

Artists should give her the real upskirt treatment.

There's a 99% chance Gura will show up in Fauna birthday stream tonight if only for a minute so that's something.

>>20738166
Gura should go back to discord.

>>20737869
If you can't unsterdand that Member stream will never be made public I can't help you.

>>20738253
Agreed, go back to discord and DM Suisei.

>>20738271
Anon.... she even said that she was thinking about making it public later.
Oh wait you didnt watch the stream nevermind.

>>20738235
It's 100% she will still focus on Hololive till wednesday. Her break will probably be on Thursday and Friday this week.

>>20738319
Timestamp? It was 5 hours, my attention wasn't there for all of it.

>>20738290
Senchou too.
>>20738319
Timestamp doko.

>>20735410
I haven't seen a lot of mama-shark art. I would just make sure she's a cunny.

>>20738380
>>20738397
idk somewhere near the beginning.
Maybe start paying attention to Gura when she streams
Actually.... no dont I clearly love her more than both of you so the sooner you leave the better.

>>20738466
Kek, keep on making shit up clipfag.

>>20738466
https://youtu.be/myISBXV1I-Q?t=338
This is the only mention of public I remember in the beginning of the stream and she talks about that stream later. It's not making this one public.

>>20738466
Anon you are clearly retarded and you don't pay attention to her.

She said she wants to do a public stream in addition to the member stream. Not make the member stream public.

She talks about it at the end also, she wants to do it today.

>>20738466
Oh no no no, clipfag btfo

>>20738319
No she didn't, she was talking about wanting to do a public Zatsu about Fes.

Kind of amazing how you guys always find something fucking retarded to argue and bitch about.
Its so obvious when its fake chumbie hours on ggg which is basically every time outside her fucking stream hours.
Both of you groups of fags are retarded about this, and while clip anon might be wrong you guys bitching about clips when Gura watched them praised them and said she needed to watch more last night are just as retarded.

I feel like this anon said it the best >>20737115
Going to /vt/ just makes me realize how much Gura would hate most of you and really cements in reality why I will marry her.

Man, I'm still basking in the afterglow of last weekend. Watching Gura's dreams come true in real time just makes me so fucking happy.
It also makes me really want to see a Hololive convention in the US, or at least a concert.

>>20738961
A hololive panel in anime conventions is enough.

>>20739037
I don't see how a concert would be out of the question though. Miku tours in the US every year... but then again this is Cover. There's no way they'd figure out the logistics for pulling it off.

>>20739037
I disagree, I want to see them perform. 1 hour Q&A panels are not enough to sate me.

>>20739216
Break into japan like the rest of us.

Miko's performance was so good even gura was speechless why didn't more people talk about it

>>20738940
Yeah, people should link clips here. The autism over that is seriously dumb.

>>20722235
I want kisses! None of this chu stuff, I want some lip smacking action.

>>20739672
Imagine the bite

>>20739745
I like the chus too. They're cute.

goob morning buds
I woke up loving Gura more than ever!

>>20737515
I AM THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS CUTE AND FUNNY

She mentioned doing a chatting stream today right? Would it be at her normal time? Because I think she also mentioned calling into Fauna's stream and I doubt she'd start a stream a hour earlier, like usual for member streams.

the shark is escaping

>>20740313
No one knows her stream time, but she will 100% call into Fauna.

>>20740313
Fauna stream is Gura time - 2 so she has time to do both. At worse she will do the stream 1 hr later.
It should be a short 1-2 hr stream anyway.

>>20738940
>bitching about clips when Gura watched them praised them and said she needed to watch more
There's also the fact that the JP members NEED clips for exactly the same reason Gura needs them. Without clips translating things for them, they can't fucking understand her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIakJCT65yA

>>20741446
Gura will suck those milkers.

>>20741287
Yea... I really dont understand the hate.
Like sure people that just take unedited clips and dont translate. Fuck those guys. But really people just ignore the fact that most clippers dont really do that and all the holomems can barely keep track of each other WITH clips imagine it without them.
JP members watch EN clips all the time to feel closer to them.

>>20741626
They should watch streams.

>>20741852
Even people with no jobs and no lives cant watch every stream. Its just not possible.

>>20741998
They could watch specific streams where they are mentioned, not every single stream like fans do.

I'm gonna make the most controversial /ggg/ post ever.

I am not in love with Gura. It's okay if you are, but you really shouldn't feed delusions. I know many of you aren't posting ironically.

Clipschizo is annoying

>>20742204
Also gura's tail should get better physics.
I'm clip-tailschizo

I FUCKING HATE BLOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIE

>>20742334
Bloop love, he makes for a good huggable plush.

>>20742376
THAT SHOULD BE ME

>>20742163
>they should watch specific streams where they are mentioned without knowing what streams those are or when they are mentioned.
"Hey Gura, Watame mentioned you in one of her 20 hour long night fever streams you should totally watch the entire thing to see it."
Stop being stupid on purpose.

>>20742404
>hey gura jump to this timestamp in watame's 20h stream, she mentioned you.
It's not that difficult.

>>20742505
>no subs

>>20742505
You are beyond help.

>>20742542
She should do her nip reps.

You're going to tell me she shouldn't do her nip reps now. Do yesmen clipwatchers really?

Checkmate.

>>20742581
>>20742700
I agree she should do reps but you guys really should go do something with your time other than shitting up ggg
Maybe watch a stream for once clipbitcher.

for people who go on about timestamps all the time you fags don't post very many timestamps

>>20742853
>>20742864
Kek.

>>20742864
Lets be honest the people who bitch about clips dont watch streams anyways which is kind of ironic.

>>20742864
Of course not, they don't actually watch streams. They just like acting like elitist assholes and pretending they do.

>>20742334
i want to correct this gawr

>>20742700
>Yesmen
what a way to out yourself gah

>>20742700
Or you know, if the JOPs want EN interaction then maybe they should learn English. You know, the international language. The language they are being taught is school as well. Maybe if nips took language learning seriously instead of succumbing to their retarded island mentality then they wouldn't be so shit at it.

>>20743295
oh nyo

>>20743314
They work for a japanese company, they are the ones who applied for the job, they should be required to learn nip to some degree.

>>20743468
International English branch. Now back to /jp/ with you.

ah yes, it's our usual schizo from /hlg/. why don't you bitching on twitter instead?

>>20743593
Quit saying ah so much.

GUYS!!! I found an absolutely insane shark fact today. Dont click if you dont want a scathing dose or reality that you probably never knew.
I love Gura the most by such a massive margin its not even funny

ah ah ah and grass

>>20743593
>admits to being a global tourist
Oh nyo...

>>20743636
I made this post.

>>20743633
a

22 fucking years of my life and ive never seen an interesting woman. 22 fucking years and literally all women were shallow fucking whores that i wouldnt want to touch or talk to beacuse they were just plainly 2 dimensional holes with no personality. Easily exploitable and guidable, i mean ffs i learned how to push buttons of my mother to get what i want at the age of like 8, and i shit you not at the age of like 10 ive made out with a naked girl (she was 10 too).
It was literally unfathomable to me how a man can let himself be blinded by a woman, since theyre all so easy and stupid.
Then this fucking shark came along, and lemme tell you h'what, i am incapable of not thinking about her. I literally fucking woke up covered in sweat during night some time ago with my boxers wet, beacuse i dreamed of kissing her on the lips.
Heart rate theough the roof, i felt like i just stopped sprinting. I didnt measure it but my guess would be somewhere around 160-180.
It was so clear and realistic too. We were with a group of friends and she was laying on the bed on her back with her glasses on looking at me from the distance. She started flirting with me and I felt like pure testosterone was running through my veins. Went to her and i can tell you that even in the dream i felt my heart racing, but still i leaned in for a kiss.
Like i was on autopilot, not even thinking twice, gently lifted her head with my hands, leaned in, she put her tiny hands on the back of my head and pulled me in for a spiderman kiss. I remember it so fucking vividly. She had strawberry lipstick. For the past 2 weeks ive been craving strawberries like crazy, and im so horny that i want to masturbate constantly. I kind of dropped going to the gym for the past couple of weeks cuz ive been feeling burned out, but that one fucking dream just made me literally fly into being a productive person and made me exercise like ive never done before.

>>20743832
She smelled so good too. It was a scent of vanilla mixed with really nice expensive perfumes. Ive walked past some girl today and caught a scent of her perfumes and literally thought that it smelled like something a cheap whore would put on herself, even though nothing about her indicated that she was.
This girl literally cured half of my mental problems, and then she gave me a few more in exchange when i realized how hard itll be to get her.
She's so fucking perfect. Everything about her is perfect. She's the literal ideal woman for me, meeting all the requirements i had for a woman, and making me realize a bunch more that i didnt know i wanted.
And that fucking strawberry lipstick and vanilla scent will propably haunt me for the rest of my life. Literally highlight of my life so far has been in a dream.

Yesterday, Gura said that Marine invited her to UMISEA; does that mean it wasn't just a soulless corporate ploy to market Gura to JOPs?

>>20743908
Wow, management schizos are wrong about something???? I can't imagine.

>>20743908
It sure was handled like one though.

>>20743946
that one in the center is a fucking child

Bae shut the hell up, jeez.

>>20744038
Wrong thread, my bad.

>>20743832
>I literally fucking woke up covered in sweat during night some time ago with my boxers wet, beacuse i dreamed of kissing her on the lips.
>Heart rate theough the roof, i felt like i just stopped sprinting.

Nigga that's hypertension, go see a damn doctor before you end up in emergencies with a bill that will make you wish you had fucking died.

>>20744309

I'm exaggerating most of the time when I say that I want to correct her but yesterday I really felt a massive urge to rape her when she teased us about the upskirt pic

>>20743908
Well.... >we have known for quite a long time that UMISEA was Marines idea and she chose the members its just that it was handled way too corporately by management and should have been left alone for Marine to just take care of herself.
I think Cover was just afraid of the first cross gen group being handled wrong so much they decided to try and rip the life out of it. That is why the stream with the least manager oversight was BY FAR the best one.

>>20744309
>end up in emergencies with a bill
burgerbros. . .

>>20744447
I feel that urge every time she teases us about stuff she gets that we don't. You know she gets off on it, fucking teasing brat.

>>20744620
Pro tip for the retarded Americans who dont know how hospital bills work in the US
Just dont fucking pay them it works every time. Also when you go to the ER dont give them your real name or ID so they can just never bill you in the first place.

>>20744893
just lie lol
God your country is doomed.

>>20745193
The govt pays for the hospitals bills that dont get paid so who gives a fuck.
At least they cant turn down people and I dont need to go on a 35 year waiting list if my heart explodes. There is a reason all the rich people in other countries come to the US to get surgery done.

>>20744462
The correct statement

Wonder if Reflect MV will be 3D like the MV Mori just drop

>>20745712
I hope not.

>>20745712
I doubt it. It's been ready for quite a while and Gura doesn't seem too excited about it.

>>20745712
Anon..... its been done since September

>>20745970
3D model were done last summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVDQN7aLB5Y&t=882s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVDQN7aLB5Y&t=1677s

Gura mentions in KekCast.

How many chumbuds have been culled in the past couple days? I believe this might be considered a mass extinction event. Honestly how could any one survive her cuteness?

>>20746177
Kojima is a chumbud and Death Stranding was a prophecy

>>20746103
thanks

Why was I born retarded? What did I do in a past life to make me the way I am?

>>20746986
You should be grateful
Ignorance is bliss

>>20746177
I'm trying to enjoy Gura and the rest as much as I can until the inevitable happens since it will ruin HoloEN for me

My Gura <3

Gura really loves fauna the most out of council how can we compete with fembuds

Just woke up what did I miss

>>20732817
i don't care about the VOD at all

>Gura has a folder filled with songs we will never hear
why is she like this?

>>20747735
Gura wants you to correct her. She's being very clear on this.