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Domo, same desu

>> No.20506669

Nice legs

>> No.20506734

Looks like Bloops got a good view of Gurass.

>> No.20506835

>>20505901
statues too tall, this doesn't trigger the instinct to want to pick her up and fuck her on every surface of my house

>> No.20506989
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>>20506835
that's just the angle

>> No.20507173

>>20506989
get up there and lick her leg for size

>> No.20507326

Would someone get in trouble if they straight up just jacked it on her figure right there? I don't believe the security is that tight, is it?

>> No.20507416

What color are her panties down there?

>> No.20507466

>>20507326
anon that's about 2 tons of polymer and plastic, you'd need a truck or something to jack it and at that point you have bigger problems.

>> No.20507496

>Gura got a 3D debut before anybody else

>> No.20507530

>>20506989
Whip out your cock for size comparison.

>> No.20507535

>>20507466
Anon....
I think he meant jack it as in, well... You know...

>> No.20507539

>>20505901
>>20506989
i wanna cum all over that statue...

>> No.20507590

>>20507326
Yeah. They would, anon.

>> No.20507745

>>20506989
I'll do it since the other anons are too cowardly

UUUUOOOHHHHH ToT

>> No.20508218

>>20507466
>141cm
>2000kg
Imagine

>> No.20508365
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We're gonna need a bigger jar.

>> No.20508801

>>20508218
Depleted uranium waifu

>> No.20508809

>>20507535
oh, right. Of course

>> No.20508845

>>20508365
kek

>> No.20508930

>>20506989
She's literally a child...

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>> No.20509061

>>20505901
Are there any of other girls?

>> No.20509115

https://twitter.com/m2y1bi/status/1504992754916495361
You can see some more photos here.

>> No.20509220

>>20509061
statues are for 3 mil or more subs only

>> No.20509274

>>20505901
Cute statue.

>> No.20513198

>>20505901
>>20506989
Imagine being underneath her and seeing her cunny.

>> No.20513694

>>20507535
around these parts we call that hot gluing

>> No.20514577
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>> No.20514637

Please be on the look out for when someone takes a picture bellow the dress.

>> No.20514680

>>20514577
So fucking close.................

>> No.20514952

>>20514680
Slide your phone anon setting it to take pictures 50 pics/min then tell staff you dropped your phone.

>> No.20515119

>>20514577
DO IT PUSSY

>> No.20515123

>>20513694
Imagine how much hot gluing would need to be done in order to cover the statue entirely.

>> No.20515438

Beeg gooruh

>> No.20516160
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>>20505901
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GOOBER MAKIN ME ACT UP EVEN MORE!!! DAMN KID!!! THAT SHARK BOOTY WILL BE MINE FOR TONIGHT CUZ SHE'S GETTIN HEAVY AMOUNTS OF RAPE CORRECTION! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME GURA! YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!

>> No.20522725

>>20505901
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1505038896408653825
YOU CAN BUY THE FUCKING STATUE PLACE YOUR BETS

>> No.20523099

>>20513198
Gura took a sharpie to that poster just behind it. Do you think she snuck a peek?

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>>20505901
food for thought

>> No.20523275

How much do you think it'd sell for if Cover auctions it out?

>> No.20523334

>>20522725
5 million USD

>> No.20523783

>>20506989
No pants?

>> No.20526142
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>>20507326
>>20507466
>mfw i jack it just to jack it

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>>20515123
for gura? easy

>> No.20527422

>>20527297
would you wash her tail

>> No.20527587

>>20522725
a certain twitch streamer will win that auction, probably close to $300,000

>> No.20527638

>>20522725
Melonpan is going to grab it

>> No.20527688

>>20522725
For the price this is about to sell for, I could probably buy a prostitute, buy a gura cosplay, and then fuck her in said cosplay several hundred times.

>> No.20527746

>>20505901
>>20506989
I never noticed Gura had fins on her lower back just above her tail. Also, does anyone else think she's realized her trident is apparently meant to be made of water?

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>>20527688
But would it really be the same? I bet that prostitute won't even make fun of you, say oh nyo or give you some good shark facts.

>> No.20528104

>>20508930
thats the point

>> No.20528201
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>>20527797
It wouldn't, but I'd at least feel closer to gura doing that than owning that massive hunk of plastic.

>> No.20528561

>>20508930
ToT

>> No.20528640

>>20527297
good thing those black squares are on there - otherwise, this would be nsfw!

>> No.20528961

>>20523275
50k easily, might even reach 100k if its for charity.

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>> No.20529052

>>20523275
well, they are, so eventually we'd know

>> No.20529156

>>20529020
LOWER YOU FAGGOT

>> No.20529845

>>20529020
You fucking nigger, you know what we're here for

>> No.20530442

>>20505901
I need this statue.... the closest thing to a life size Gura OOUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

>> No.20530764

>>20508930
Uuuuuooooooohhh ! ! !

>> No.20531188

>>20529020
ToT

>> No.20531242

>>20530442
good news, you can! see >>20522725

>> No.20533568

>>20522725
Some chumbud posted proof of having slightly over 3 million dollars in preparation for the auction.

>> No.20536109

>>20533568
I don't know how much it costs to commission a life sized plastic statue but its a lot less than 3 million. I see this thing going for 100k max.

>> No.20536639

>>20514577
give us a peek

>> No.20536718

>>20536109
Being some sold by cover increases the value by being an original and unique by a lot

>> No.20538529

>>20536109
I think they meant 2million yen, which is approx $20k

>> No.20556924

>>20505901
ToT

>> No.20560087

>>20527297
I need no black squares for my wife

>> No.20560706

>>20529020
Show more, please? Asking for a friend's friend's friend's friend.

>> No.20565445

>>20507466
Old post but, man you need to study some physics.

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>>20529020
>>20529020

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>>20522725
>1 million for the cunny statue going once, going twice....SOLD to the fat balding man, a Mr Assmon Gold was it?

>> No.20572467

>>20529020
Don't do it i'm a virgin

>> No.20573964

>>20508930
you're starting to understand

>> No.20575343

>>20522725
I will be the richest chumbud

>> No.20577250

>>20572045
hahahha based

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>>20572045
Kek'd

>> No.20577796

Did no one take a photo of the panties?

>> No.20578389

>>20529020
LOWER

>> No.20580727

>>20507496
good

>> No.20580797

>dead subs gaijin gets a statue over true number queen Pekora
Hololive is so fucking dumb lmao

>> No.20582484

>>20527688
Good luck finding a legal loli prostitute.

>> No.20582624

>>20580797
maybe pekora should try harder to appeal to a larger audience, cope and seethe

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>>20580797

>> No.20584239

>>20582484
For the price I expect this statue to sell, it's wouldn't have to be legal.

>> No.20584294

>>20508930
>>20508930
She's over 9000

>> No.20585452

>>20522725
god just imagine how much cum that's going to get caked in

like someone with enough money to buy this statue could just get a large fish tank filled with cum and dunk her in it

>> No.20588412

>>20505901
Hans
Get the heavy hit glue gun

>> No.20588502

>>20572045
got me good

>> No.20591252

>>20585452
lifesize chumjar

>> No.20594079

>>20507539
Why

>> No.20594286

>>20594079
shark erotic... ToT

>> No.20597878

>>20506989
TuT

>> No.20598605

>>20509115
Damn Kiara mogs everyone even when it comes to signing a poster
Sausagea tenchou

>> No.20601912

POST THE UPSKIRT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20602037

I got $6million from GME

I'm going to buy it and smash it with a hammer

>> No.20602529

>>20602037
Gura will outbid you and masturbate to herself

>> No.20603251

>>20508930
there is a reason why gura tops all vtuber
because majority of vtuber fans are pedophiles
desu at this point i am not surprised if vox cums while masturbating to gura hentai

>> No.20603735

>>20602037
>too much of a pussy to just use a shotgun

>> No.20603854

>>20603251
What’s luna’s or laplus excuse then?

>> No.20603900

what's the biggest fanbase right now in 4chan?
yejibros or shrimps?

>> No.20609387

>>20508930
ToT

>> No.20612475

>>20603900
Shrimps>Teamates>>the rest

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>> No.20620785

Can someone just take a shot from below already...

>> No.20625810

>>20612475
Fact

>> No.20625911

>>20508930
>size determines age

>> No.20626029

>>20616756
Is that guy from TTT trash shit ?

>> No.20626108

>>20508930
Child doesn't have dildo attached to their butt. Try harder, fungus covid

>> No.20626380 [DELETED] 

So how does everybody feel their the long awaited Holo Myth 3D debut is being done behind a $100 paywall?

I think it’s pretty shitty. People have been waiting for their 3D debut for a long time and then Cover makes you pay money to see it.
And no, “this is the REAL debut!” Isn’t a valid argument. It is. All 5 Myth girls singing and dancing for the first time with 3D models is a debut whether it’s called that or not.

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>>20508930

>> No.20626549

So how does everybody feel that the long awaited Holo Myth 3D debut is being done behind a $100 paywall?

I think it’s pretty shitty. People have been waiting for their 3D debut for a long time and then Cover makes you pay money to see it.
And no, “this isn’t the REAL debut!” Isn’t a valid argument. It is. All 5 Myth girls singing and dancing for the first time with 3D models is a debut whether it’s called that or not.

>> No.20626602

>>20626380
First. . Its 80$
Second, its been like this since gen 4, which later on will be introduced at their respective youtube channel.
Third, why u don't just fuck off, and play with your nipple nigger shit

>> No.20626703

>>20626549
They all did one song and danced for 5 minutes, please stop being retarded. It's nothing close to the same as an hour long debut.

>> No.20626716

>>20626549
Nipple nigger, kek
>>20626602

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>>20626549

>> No.20631657

>>20505901
Samefag

>> No.20631921

>>20626549
I wish they gave the people who bought the tickets a way to download the show at max resolution, so I could have a better quality pirated copy.

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