/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Buy blondes today!

>>20410662

>>20411274
I'd say that the red and white are better.

>>20410662
It's not about storing it, I'm sure there's plenty of backups around, is about seeing it completely go...
>Regarding the second thing, I can relay him that, but he still reads the thread occasionally, you know. I assume he also shared what he calls the "schizo sheets/schizo notes"?
I would be very thankful if you did!
And yes, there was a folder called:
>NasfaqSchizophrenia(2) Why is it (2)?????
Which had lots of interesting things to say the least.

>>20411036
>ITT graduated and graduating chuubas

>>20412192
>Applause got corrupted by T̸̮͂̋h̵̑̑ͅé̸̺̰͘ ̷̡̭̍̇V̵̟͇̊̔o̷̠͆̑i̴̥̔̔d̸͖̳̈́͑, and that's why they're not around
Don't do V̶̩̹͊́̈̓͜ͅo̶͇͝í̸͍͛̔d̸̮̉̎̋̽, folks. Not even once.

>>20412291
NTA but you can't stop me!

>>20412377
T̸̛͈̊̏h̸̭͓̯̳̫̑e̵͉̗̦̜͖̠̿̚ ̵̡͍̼̙͉̟̾͋̑V̶̨̘͚̠͚̋̀̎̾̕ô̴̖̜̜͔̗̚í̴̹͕̝͉̺̮̌͋̚͝ḍ̶̱̬͇̟͘ leads to many powers some would consider to be...u̷n̷n̴a̴t̷u̶r̶a̶l̸

>>20412291
I'm gonna do V̶̩̹͊́̈̓͜ͅo̶͇͝í̸͍͛̔d̸̮̉̎̋̽ because I crave a certain treasury bussy

>>20412607
>Looking for bussy
Faggot

>>20412607
I am down bad for some nino bussy

>>20412192
>Why is it (2)?????
You are talking about a guy who had like twelve different sheets called "ohnyoo(number)" when he showed his desktop, if anything autism/schizophrenia makes him stonger

>>20412931
>You'll never become apart of the elite nasfaq clique
ngmi... ill just settle for silently abayoing in the night

>>20411036
Damn son, that's a nice OP.

>>20412931
>You are talking about a guy who had like twelve different sheets called "ohnyoo(number)" when he showed his desktop

>/nasfaqg/ is kinda quiet today, let's see what's going on with the rest of /vt/.
>picrel
Reminder that a quiet thread is better than whatever the fuck is going on out there.

>>20412192
>leaks all of his knowledge
>refuses to elaborate
>fucking dies
Mitsubishi betrayal arc?
I love Applause now?

>>20415107
Nah, seems pretty good to me
>>20412065

>>20412192
I suppose that the question is if you have come to terms with it already. If you have, then even if the channel is gone, the situation stays the same.
Your message reached him, he's happy you're posting about the game again.
>Why is it (2)?????
Clap brain.
>>20412931
Clap brain strong.
I saw the contents of some of those sheets, they are, uh, "disorganized".

Anyways, time to start posting about gameplay again, I had a topic stored up for this:
If you've been following the Returns Report, you might have noticed that now coin price inflation is the /main/ source of income for some top players, or getting very close to it, being as important if not bigger than income from dividends. The average market inflation is around 0.8%-ish per day the last time I checked, which means about 5.7% per week, which is now /higher than dividends of most coins/. What do you all make of that?

>>20415453
I think it's largely due to the influx of new players. Introducing more money into the market is the leading cause of inflation IRL, so it's obviously going to mean something here as well.
While a lot of the people are just showing up for gambling, the money they throw into the pot is still freshly-minted money, and many of them ARE doing trading of some degree, even if it's just to buy oshi and collect dividends between HFZ streams or whatever.

>>20415625
I disagree. A new player might contribute 10-20 transactions per day. A player with a lot of liquid will complete tens of thousands of transactions per day.

Moreover, the inflation jumped from roughly 0.4% pre-multicoin update to 0.8-1.0% after it.

>>20411274
i was ready to call this image shit but that slightly chubby, curved back haato and aki really saves it
fuck i want to pinch that belly

OI DEADBEAT. DOES OUR /VTWBG/ LORE ACCOUNT FOR HABERDASHERY? WHY CAN I NEVER REMEMBER HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK ON THIS FUCKING THING. FUCK YOU FUJITSU.

>>20416067
>HABERDASHERY
>In British English, a haberdasher is a business or person who sells small articles for sewing, dressmaking and knitting, such as buttons, ribbons, and zips; in the United States, the term refers instead to a retailer who sells men's clothing, including suits, shirts, and neckties.

You mean... does it account for hats? Or clothing?
We don't have anything concrete done on clothing other than saying that there's a lot of different styles due to the different fanbases populating the isles, together with the personal tastes of rich, eccentric traders.

>>20416067
Forgot to add: you can suggest something here to add to the lore.

>>20416229
What about hatters?

>>20416304
We don't have anything written on them so far, so go wild.

OI DEADBEAT. WHERE ARE THE NEWHAG PROSTITUTES YOU PROMISED?

>>20416423
I didn't promise anything like that? Also, what's with those Mori pictures?

>>20416257
I had a in idea for /vtwbg/, since >we are known for being a bunch of richfags and the main goal of the game is to get rich what about making our nation a sort of "land where the dreams become reality"? with people coming from all over the world okay maybe not all to "make it" and many stories about individual who made it surrounding the nation of /nasfaqg/

>>20416761
no one here "makes it". we all rope in the end.

"Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave /nasfaqg/. No, Sir, when a man is tired of /nasfaqg/, he is tired of life; for there is in /nasfaqg/ all that life can afford."
— Bread

>>20416962
kek

>>20416761
I like the idea

>>20416962
Amazing.
>>20416761
The land of opportunity, the Nasfaq Dream. It doesn't matter who you are, as long as you have "it", you can make it! Fits with the libertarian/anarcho-capitalist vibes we have.

>>20417176
If by "it" you mean supple bussy built for grooming, then yes

>/nasfaq/ taking about me
The heck did I do?

>>20417447
Not you.

>>20415746
The multicoin update reintroduced a lot of stored liquid into the market that wasn't being spent before. It's been a few months since that change. I haven't been directly monitoring inflation as much as I used to; would you say that it's still accelerating, or is it mostly a static increase over time? We may just be seeing the long-term effects of the multicoin update finally stabilizing.

>>20416676
they are from /inf/

>>20417637
I figured.

>>20417751
This one goes into the anti-deadbeats images folder

>>20417850
Jokes on you, I was the one who posted it.

Another idea, make nasfaq, lorewise, the entertainment capital of the vt world. We trade happiness for money.

>>20418535
That's HFZ, not NASFAQ.

>>20418535
I kind of feel like it's more so the gambling capital.

>>20418557
Hmmm. Ah makes sense. I assume hfz will deal with "wholesome" entertainment then? Can we take the darker side? Sin capital perhaps? Drugs, prostitutes, gambling, playing with lives. Another idea that I have that I cant really put into words is nasfaq bounty service, to supplement the sin capital idea and nasfaq Amazon service.

>>20418731
>drugs
Check.
>prostitutes
Check.
>gambling
Check.
>playing with lives
Washizu Mahjong... Check.

Best part is, all legal.

>>20418731
>prostitutes
selling nasfaq gfs for the low low price of your dignity

I hate you all

>>20417751
ill suck slurp you if you get what I mean

>>20418822
come here big guy and let ke teach you how we do things in the serene republic of /nasfaqg/

>>20419023
*cums on your grooming target*

>>20418822
That's a fine looking clock you have there. Nice shaft, elegant veins, the pumping blood really accentuates the curves. God, that's a nice clock. The head... it's uncut! That's a nice clock.

>>20417614
I haven't checked inflation rate over time from the past month. I can tell you that the rate doubled between the two weeks before and two weeks after the update. It remains around the same level as the one after the update, so I'd say that maybe it's slightly increasing?

Somebody, post dick

>>20419023
>>20419279
>>20419283
after coming to my senses id like to say my post ( >>20418822 ) was made in a moment of weakness I will not suck slurp but only slurp or suck thank you for your offers

>>20419452
Glass-cannon Kronie...

>>20419438
Dick

>>20419452
A slurp is fine too, you still have a nice clock sir. So much width, I'm in awe. We can share slurps if you'd like, kronii.

>>20419584
>spotted dick
Disgusting. Delicious, but off-topic. Post dick.

>>20419653
Dick.

>>20419694

>>20419438
>>20419653
Sad Dick

>>20419438
No

>>20418822
>>20419452
Well hello there little clock

>>20420520
Thanks anon I chuckled

>>20419438

>>20411153

>>20422063

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>20426161
>01

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 59. 1 cycle was lost today.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 17,636,849, a 0.65% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 284,465. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,559,547 shares, or 8.84% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 40,465 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Aki :: +8.8%
>Ui & AZKi :: +3.9%
>Choco :: +3%
>HLuna :: +2.8%
>IRyS & Aqua :: +2.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 20):
>Coco :: -17.4%
>Mel :: -2.7%
>Rushia :: -2.1%
>Chloe & Ina'nis :: -2%
>Iroha & Nana :: -1.7%

20 coins (Botan, Sora, Haato, Pochimaru, Marine, Ollie, Iofi, Ayame, Nabi, Matsuri, Lamy, Risu, Mio, Pekora, Laplus, Mumei, Okayu, Flare, Moona, and Melfissa) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $188,304.74, which is an increase of 4.35% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $423,639,207,811.78, which is an increase of 9.25% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,020.12. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $50,733,155,592.90 in total market value, or 11.98% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $290,203,245.15 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 43):
>Coco :: +88.5%
>Subaru :: +71.4%
>Calliope :: +43.8%
>Iroha :: +30.8%
>Mel :: +28.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 19):
>Koyori :: -28.8%
>Rushia :: -21.1%
>Kronii :: -16.2%
>Aki :: -15.9%
>Haato :: -15.7%

19 coins (Lui, IRyS, Amelia, HLuna, Mumei, Civia, Fauna, Choco, Risu, Pochimaru, Ayame, Nabi, Sana, Moona, Iofi, Kiara, Marine, Chloe, Nachoneko) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $289,401,234, which is an increase of 51.53% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $469,662,701.31 today, an increase of 37.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Sana :: +6.2%
>Calliope :: +2.7%
>Ina'nis :: +2.3%
>IRyS :: +1.5%
>Iroha & Ollie & Kiara :: +1.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>8 coins (Gura, Botan, Suisei, Roboco, Shion, Ayame, Nabi, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>2 coins (Baelz, Rushia) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Coco :: $969.15 Down
>Subaru :: $625.86 Down
>Fubuki :: $492.30 Up
>Aki :: $393.43 Up
>Korone :: $350.24 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Moona :: $1.37 Down
>Nabi :: $3.17 Up
>Risu :: $5.50 Down
>Ollie :: $5.76 Down
>Iofi :: $6.32 Up

Overall Average movement was $25.10 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $119.60 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$146.73 per hour.

The data would indicate that there's a lower amount of trading being done than usual. Are people running out of liquid?

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>20427497
>Are people running out of liquid?
Expected Balance: $83,523,278.4 (▽$359,511.84)

>>20427497
I just felt like today was a shit day for anything other than single coining/day trading.

>>20427497
>Are people running out of liquid?
yes
I dont know how this happened

Live

>>20434745
Why is half the thread live or die everyday

>>20435014
Specific posters keep it alive.

>>20435014
Because a dozen or so odd posts about sucking each others dicks killed this thread.

>>20435014
People are bored. On topic posting is boring.

>>20435014
My cute and brilliant wife, smart fandead, is not currently here so there is no reason for me to post. The thread is dead to me until she posts.

>>20435824
Don't be creepy. I want for the smart fandead to post about the gameplay further without dealing with this.
Start gentler rather than bringing out the big guns from the start, and stop if the smart fandead says they don't like it.

>>20435914
I don't like it

>>20435914
I like it

Romanceanon doko?

Y'all weird

>>20436638
You're telling me they are standing by RIGHT now and all I have to do is call RIGHT now?

>>20436960
Niggas are standing by, waiting for your mother fuckin' call. But your sound post doesn't work, you a cringe nigga. I'll post a nigga, you don't deserve a nigga.

>>20437127
NTA but...

spaget comes back just to cuck me on hats and leaves without saying anything...

>>20437127
"with condoms you can cuck anyone you want" she though, vending machine japanese whisky and a near overdose of cough syrup rushing through her veins

>>20439016
>she though

Which one of you kenzofucks was this?
>>>/g/86089198

>>20439352
hi it was me sorry

"Oshicoiners could be here" she thought. "I've never been in this market before. There could be OSHICOINERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her flatl chest. "I hate OSHICOINERS" she thought. Wan Wan Wow! reverberated her entire car, making it pulsate even as the $19 wine circulated through her veins and washed away her (merited) fear of OSHICOINERS. "With dividends you can buy anything you want" she said to herself, outloud.

>>20439483
>flatl

>>20439352
i don't know of any kenzoku in any thread with filenames like that

>>20439525
FLATL. Here, I have improved it.

>>20439567
It's probably just from some booru
>sample_3916a332ad77a8b2972cd77fe51db41b.jpg
3916a332ad77a8b2972cd77fe51db41b is the MD5 checksum, see gelbooru's https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7037896
>sample_3916a332ad77a8b2972cd77fe51db41b.jpg
Retard saved the preview

>>20439352
Does the comfy tech support thread still have an Okayu/Korone OP?

>>20440691
No comfy tech support thread is up right now, nor I can find any in the recently archived, so no idea.

dead

>>20444487
No shit sherlock. Would you also like to point out that Honk is not a good game developer?

alive

>>20445702

>>20446045

Hey does anyone have the data for who will adjust upwards tomorrow? Asking for a friend...

>>20448365
https://holo.poi.cat/
DO YOUR REPS

>>20448632
IT HASNT WORKED SINCE IT CHANGED

Die

>>20445702
>someone with so little mental strenght she needs a 3 month hiatus anytime something happens
>telling someone else to cope

night, /nasfaq/!

>>20448665
skill issue

>>20448365
Just buy shion and marine

Die

HONKKKKKKKK WHEN ARE WE GETTING NEW HATS LIKE THIS ONE?

die

>>20448365

>>20459692
>>20411970
how did he know? [/spoiler

>>20456440
>applesauce died before getting his hat
Honk hate!

>>20459692
Thanks a lot anon, massive help

>>20459692
of course. of course

>>20456440
That's the molester hat

>>20435014
There's really nothing to talk about even visiting the thread is so boring nowadays and doesn't feel like it's worth visiting anymore. I go into the threads expecting off topic, that / / world building fuckery garbage that always come with long posts that you would think they would be helpful to read but instead are full of waste of time nothingburger, gay shipping faggotry, posts that would be informative to read but the avatarfagging filters me to read it and instead just skim the thread to find the report luckily its full of greentext and easy to spot

>>20463156
>posts that would be informative to read but the avatarfagging filters me to read it
Anonchama... just ignore the picture...

Hey

>>20463912
hey

Bet's up

Ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

>GF will do ASMR later
>Daughter is doing ASMR (talk) right now
THEY ARE

Pagi!

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.
Adjustment was 12 minutes late today. 1 Cycle has been lost.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Marine :: $14,363.02
>Haato :: $10,669.45
>Shion :: $9,470.87

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 41)
>Calliope :: -$19,852.78
>Pekora :: -$18,657.13
>Laplus :: -$5,374.17

Overall Average Adjustment is -$603.47
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,937.97
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,417.38

You have 87 cycles left until Dividends.

AYIEEEEEEEEEE IM TURNING INTO A DEADBEAT

>>20469139
almost pagi

>>20469308
become deadbeat

I don't want to turn into a deadbeat

Oh nyo. I don't think I've EVER had a green, I need to change things.

>>20470498
you're already a deadbeat

>>20469455
i wish we had normal divs again to have enough liquid to properly mlest all this volatility

>>20472326
why do you want to molest volatility?

>>20469131
I base whether or not I buy Ayamy purely on how hard you sperg out in the morning. Thank you for your service.

M-san I'll sell you one or even half of these if you want.
It's Friday morning and I have $60m; I will keep bidding because I'm NGMI otherwise.

>>20451667
This has been playing for almost an hour, I couldn't work out which window the sound was coming from, the entire experience was incredibly stressful. I hate it and I hate you. Bravo.

>>20473561
how many fucking windows do you have open my man?

>>20473561
Anon... you could've just closed the image to avoid hearing it on loop instead of having the image open.

Damn, I'm kind of salty that those Apple tag niggers ruined sending Holos gifts and that JP sensibilities mean likely being against using one of these....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ77AXeOwNY

Mr. Koro could use an SD2SP2 that's totally not filled with a bunch of ROMs.

tell me about your trades. Do you think you'll make it?
I probably have to adjust these a bit now, haven't touched them since adjustments

>>20476836
here's mine, im gmi for dividends

>>20476836
>>20477008
Trading 50 coins
Buying 34 coins
Selling 16 coins
Buying 1x gura, 9x calliope, 7x pekora, 1x fubuki, 3x korone, 4x hololive, 1x aqua, 1x noel, 1x miko, 2x inanis, 1x ayame, 1x matsuri, 1x kanata, 2x moona, 1x ollie, 2x towa, 1x mio, 2x sora, 3x flare, 3x himemoriluna, 3x laplus, 1x aki, 3x risu, 1x azki, 1x mumei, 1x reine, 3x iofi, 3x iroha, 2x baelz, 1x melfissa, 1x nana, 2x sana, 1x nachoneko, 1x ayamy
and
Selling 1x marine, 1x rushia, 3x coco, 3x haato, 2x kiara, 1x okayu, 4x subaru, 1x botan, 4x shion, 1x lamy, 1x polka, 1x irys, 1x chloe, 2x mel, 1x kronii, 1x lui
in
8 minutes and 46 seconds.
Expected Balance: $49,799,199.99 (▽$794,554.3)

72 Cycles Remain

>>20474358
>>20475313
Uhhh, I've made many soundposts but this was not one of them, I just like moomer.

>>20477164
I really like moomers too

>>20477822

hypothetically lets say I befriended a holo's roommate

how do I use this to print more money

>>20478509
rape

>>20478509
handholding lovemaking

>>20478509
You now have a rich, reasonably attractive female friend. Don't fuck it up?

>>20439483
finally a good post in this degenerate trash thread and you don't even get a proper (you)

Meanwhile at SEC-LAB Inc. we recreate life from transactions.

$78,763,239.93 left FUCK SHIT AAAAAAAAAA

>>20480783
Based. When my collection was a bit larger I used a cigar humidor that had sealing issues and was otherwise worthless.

>>20480619
what the fuck is that
anon explain please
i feel dirty just looking at it

>>20480619
>2hus
>autism

>>20480877
much better than tossing it, just store your boomer rocks in that yea, good call.
I plan to get into cigars some time when life stabilizes mostly just to take some nice pictures, I got back into that shit faster than I wish to admit.

>>20480783
Incredibly based

>>20481053
My 6D's warranty is long gone, I should get crafty with the screwdriver and contact cleaner and try and fix the busted buttons already...
I have a sizeable stogie collection that's probably severely deteriorated from low RH for a year. Coof + shitty no smoking bldg (even outdoors) + not Florida weather = stogie-less Tampa. You have access to the good stuff too, no embargo bullshit. Fuck I should at the very least check on the few LCdH LEs and other Habanos I had - hopefully the tupperador + winecooler combo off in the corner kept them moist.

>>20480783

>>20481192
would your customs fuck us over if I shipped that stuff to you or some PO box I wonder?

>>20481114
I knew you folks would love this one

>>20479848
I improved it and still didn't get a (you). I don't care about the post, nobody should, I just want it to live on Niggers could be anywhere...

>>20481584
might just take a /pol/ schizo like me to immediately recognize the photo and pasta

>>20481678
It really doesn't

I love Zhonkbot so much it's unreal.
>>20480944
I'm trying to measure how close people trade and the network library I'm using is fucky.

>>20478509
Wtf how

>>20481442
My favorite remains the Shrek one.

>>20481442
Considering how I got a sizeable portion of them here in the first place?
>be me
>long ass layover in FRA
>find nice box of Monte #2, good batch, no mold, seem well constructed
>leave security, tear Heinemann bag open
>remove tupperware + bubble wrap + 50 mL DI water + humidor pillow from suitcase
>MacGyver myself a shipping humidor
>walk into Deutsche Post and completely butcher "ayo lemme mail this shit to myself" in goyman
>lady is completely besides herself as I ask for the airport's address to use as the return address
>Nein desu
>"fine I'll mail it to myself from myself"
>Declaration?
>"Men's Accessories"
friend got em out of my mailbox and the FL heat for me

>>20481678
he posted this precisely because i used the pasta against a mori post

>>20481678
might just take a /nasfag/ schizo like me to immediately recognize the lack of a gf

>>20482699
>deutsche post logo
what's?!

>>20482699
Forever the merchants of the world if this cold war shit continues and russia still likes us after this shite.
>>20483283
based
>>20483373
:)

>>20481678
>miko on a riding machine too autistic to get off it
incredibly erotic, does she make those whiny noises too but half moaning cause shes starting to get off on it

>>20483526
>he didn't see the ring fit batsu game
ngmi

>>20480619
what are your findings anon
who are the weird ones

>>20483524
: D

>>20480619
I might have cracked the code, that's multicoin amounts innit?

>>20483373

>>20483403
TL;DR I've mailed them to myself, from Germany, several times with no issues.
>>20483524
Is it weird that I'll "buy German" almost reflexively but will actually stop to consider if "buying American" is worth it? If I'm paying out the dick for something that says BOSCH on it it's because some anal factory has tolerances down to 1 μm...if it's American I have to double check it wasn't actually made in China.
When I was a research assistant they made me clean out an entire basement filled with old Pyrex labware - they wanted it destroyed. This shit was so old some of it still said "Made in West Germany" on it - Masters students grabbed those. I kept as many beakers and flasks as I could fit in my backpack. You could see and feel the difference in thickness between the German stuff from the 80s and 90s and the American Pyrex...
I just looked it up and the painted white markings on these have 20k ppm lead in them. Oops. Both oops to not HAZMAT-ing the shit we tossed out and BIG OOPS TO DRINKING OUT OF ONE OF THESE FOR THE PAST FUCKING DECADE JESUS CHRIST I'M GOING TO DIE.
>be America
>beat Germany and Japan in WW2
>Germany and Japan now make better shit than you ever did
>you make Tupperware®
>...

>>20478509
Get from her recommendations for artist and other resources to enter as an indie chubba yourself, then try to collab with her (if Omega or other mane gives you permission), or her roommate (if she has an alt).

>>20484119
youre worried about the lead and not trace amounts of god knows what chemicals were used in them for 60 years?

>>19883517

>>20484119
maybe you'll become a superhero

>>20484389
fuck off

>>20484528

>>20484389
fuck you

>>20484708

>>20484722
>and?
give me a kiss

>>20484764

>>20484321
We washed 'em out with multiple solvents.
>>20484415
aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>20484389
mine looks like that too, past 3 weeks have been nothing but bart lines and crab fests post dividend despite profitable trading

>>19883517
that first Bibi is comically small now

>>20485063
apparently I gained a bunch of bibi for some reason just wait for when I'll post 'em

>>20485296
Real?
>>20437620

I hope you bought into Ui

>>20485361
I didn't see that post lol and yes I just log in to bid on hats and then forget about it

Not even bibi's anymore, just a seismograph at this point

LAST WEEKS'S AGGIE IS BACK UP!
https://aggie.io/bbp9_wmg_m
All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!

>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC!
>Until when?
Aggie starts at 4:00PM Server Time and will be open until Monday, 9:00AM Server Time, Drawing until Thursday or until it's done
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

>>20484073
Kinda. I'm representing cycles as vectors and then using the L2-norm to compare trading tendencies.
>>20483722
I found some coalitions but nothing out of the ordinary atm. The investigation will continue.

honk can we have something to celebrate the holofes 3, even an item would work

>>20487975
>Aggie is back
now we can leave the thread to die peacefully without niggers bumping it

>>20489207
What did you just say?

>>20489282
I said kill the fucking thread faggot

I'm ngmi until divs

>>20490817
Very cute Peko, post more.

sike

global chat was a mistake

>>20491967
Really? It did its purpose and isn't anything wrong

>>20491967
No shit captain obvious, but it's too late now. Enjoy the show.

>>20491967
I can talk about APEX here if you want? I know everyone loves APEX.

>>20491967
It's literally the same as aggie but with no drawing and its there whole week. We're just dead because the game is undeniably dead

>>20492114
It's not about apex...

>>20491967
What makes you say that

>>20492173
null-chan...

>>20492146
What? Not about APEX? You don't like APEX? I like APEX.

>>20491967
It's great for making friends and gf (male)!

>>20492114
>>20492244

>>20491967
Funny enough the tako schizo leaving did fix the thread and got what he wants

>>20492365
I love APEX. I'm glad you also like APEX. APEX is god's given game after all.

>>20492396
t. tako

>>20492489
Being obnoxious will not help prove your point. You know what he meant, stop being a cunt

>>20492657
I'm just talking about APEX, I don't really care for any point. Do you not like APEX? APEX is great.

>>20492657
What did he mean? I only see APEX in global chat

That's enough, I'm buying Towa now

>>20491967
Sure lets start talking about APEX in here if you hate the chat being used so much

>>20492907
I wan't talking about you fags using the chat, just about 0 saying he doesn't accept confessions. You niggers are trying to timeloop th inaposter arc again

>>20493002
No, I'm just talking about APEX.

>>20493078
based;

>>20493002
And you just had to specifically blame the global chat for that when it's finally alive and being used for something not related to the thread. BUT I'm still up to talk about APEX in here if you want anything to be posted in here so badly

Why the fuck did they remove Control, bros?
I'm not going back to BR and fuck Arenas.

tiredcat posters deserves to get the rope

>>20493283
YOU WILL PLAY BR

>>20493294
Hey I make some good posts, come on man not every one of us is bad :)

>>20493368
There are no good posts with tiredcat image

Null-ちゃんかわいい。

Stop trying to get on with the fandeads.

>>20494093
At this point, I just appreciate they are here. Nasfaq been blessed with great Fandead players.

>>20493956
Thank you, I guess?

>>20493002
0: you wont know if you dont take your shot, have you tried confessing?
also 0 : no i dont take confessions
hes a cocktease

>>20494896
Even better

>>20494093
Give me an actual reason to stop and I'll consider it.
Until then I'll just keep imagining my beautiful married life with a fandead gf.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 59. 1 Cycle was lost today.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 17,760,151, a 0.7% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 286,454. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,589,577 shares, or 8.95% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 40,676 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Risu :: +4.1%
>Aki & Luna :: +3.3%
>AZKi :: +3.2%
>Ui :: +3%
>Fubuki :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Coco :: -16.3%
>Mel :: -3.1%
>Subaru :: -2.7%
>Shion :: -2.4%
>Chloe :: -2.2%

1 coin (Botan) had a net 0% change in volume today.
20 other coins (Miko, Gura, Mumei, Suisei, Matsuri, Ayame, Kanata, Flare, Ollie, Pochimaru, Mio, Nabi, Ayamy, Lui, Lamy, Okayu, Ina'nis, Nana, Kiara, and Reine) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $189,676.81, which is an increase of 0.73% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $416,794,984,359.66, which is a decrease of 1.62% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,467.99. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $35,545,485,043.20 in total market value, or 8.53% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $293,426,088.24 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Haato :: +54.1%
>Shion :: +43.2%
>Marine :: +29%
>Kiara :: +25.3%
>Polka :: +16.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 23):
>Coco :: -34.9%
>Calliope :: -31.3%
>Pekora :: -27.6%
>Iroha :: -22.8%
>Rushia :: -17.9%

16 coins (Lamy, Nene, Okayu, Choco, Nachoneko, AZKi, Civia, Roboco, Ayame, Kanata, Nabi, Pochimaru, Towa, HLuna, Ollie, and Reine) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $253,491,177, which is a decrease of 12.41% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $687,379,452.60 today, an increase of 46.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Botan :: +25%
>Aki :: +21.0%
>HLuna :: +19.4%
>Subaru :: +6.6%
>Lui :: +4.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>8 coins (Civia, Fauna, Ayamy, Matsuri, Miko, Suisei, Kronii, Polka) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Coco) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Hololive, Aqua, Gura, Amelia, Koyori, Ayame, Watame, Reine) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Rushia) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Calliope :: $843.92 Up
>Pekora :: $784.41 Up
>Marine :: -$413.82 Down
>Haato :: -$371.49 Down
>Shion :: -$348.22 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayamy :: $0.80 Up
>Pochimaru :: $1.45 Up
>Nabi :: $2.23 Up
>Okayu :: -$4.09 Down
>Aki :: $4.28 Up

Overall Average movement was $53.03 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $113.36 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$153.83 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

You have less than 28 cycles until Dividends.

>>20494093
in this modern world where even the most loving of couples act apathetic to each other, a mental patient who threatens to stab you unless every last drop of your cum goes inside them is the most romantic thing that can happen
Fandeads are the closest to this we have and now rushia is gone they are a precious recourse that needs protecting

more PMs buy them

Flat fuck

Harem, you are a based schizo

Good evening,
Welcome to NOBODY EVEN TRIED TODAY. 𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's Friday Night 𝅘𝅥𝅮

>>20498793
Dividends day pls andastand.

>New Homostars
WHERE'S THE COINS HONK I WANT AN IPO FOR THE HOLOSTARS

>>20504201
We ended up in the bad timeline.

>>20509177
Takeshi...

>>20498627
I’m not a schizo.

>>20509403
this shit always makes me chuckle

>$HOLO up to fucking fourty-seven thousand
Post your fucking multibuys you misers.

>>20517414
Just finished buying $HOLO. Was at 5x->4x->3x->0x

>>20518076
Why 3x --> 0x?

>>20518185
I hit a ha-ha divisible by 8 number and stopped
I was also late in turning it down and figured spending extra on $HOLO, Mori, or Peko wouldn't be wasted

Hello is this /vtwbg/? This is the only thread that popped up when I ctrl-f'd.

>>20518601
vtwbg is dead

>>20518744
I can't believe /inf/ did this...

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

>>20518601
Yes this is Vital Trade Wares Buying General.

Divs work on DST but adjustment is still broken. Sure.

i now have 1 bil
time to join the hag market

>>20520551
The what now?

>>20520243
The adjustment bug is completely unrelated to DST and it was honkler fucking around with stuff for upcoming content. The bug happening at the same time as the DST shift is complete coincidence.
I will not take my meds.

Post your retarded overnight trades.

>>20521283

>>20521544
Appropriate for both uses. Nice flashbang.

Here's a quick report on the dividend changes.

Top 5 Dividend Increases (of 29):
>Marine :: $106.05 Up
>Matsuri :: $103.18 Up
>Kronii :: $99.24 Up
>Kiara :: $84.16 Up
>Botan :: $80.68 Up

Top 5 Dividend Decreases (of 33):
>Rushia :: -$255.02 Down
>Kanata :: -$118.67 Down
>Aqua :: -$79.38 Down
>Coco :: -$64.72 Down
>Pekora :: -$57.74 Down

Overall Average Change is -$1.83
Average Upward Change is $34.22
Average Downward Change is -$33.51

>>20521792
>>Marine :: $106.05 Up

T̶̗̩͘h̷͍̦̜̃͌è̶̬͇͌̐ ̵̯͓͊V̷͙̹̂ò̴̭̪͘i̶̭͌d̴̛̗͐...i̶̙͂ṯ̶̆ ̵c̷̻͙̩̎̚a̶͓̼̭̐͊̓ļ̶͚̱̮̰́l̷̼̫͔̋s̸̪̖̉̒͛̕ ̷̭͋t̶̽͜o̷͖ ̸̭͝ÿ̸̝́o̵̰͊u̴͈͝
D̷̢̓a̵͇̕r̸̜̍ě̸̯ ̵̳͛ÿ̴̱o̸̻̿u̶̚ ̸̻̌á̴̞n̷̫͛s̴͓͂ŵ̶̧é̷̘r̸̟̈?̷̼̽
>Y̷͇̳̓ė̶̥̟̏ͅs̵̝͓̖̈́̓ >No

honk, dude. do whatever you need to do but somehow balance calli. It's been in the works for over half a year I'm sure you forgot but this is not healthy.

>>20523690

>>20523690
where is the hole i put my dick in
dick is my answer
void vussy

>>20523690
30 hours on paint

Bros, been coping with
>next update will make the game fun again
but recently been thinking that even if a new update comes, it'll still be boring and wont be the fun I was expecting it to be.
What do I do? Do i just quit the game now? Also getting real tired of just waiting since it's always just been like this.

$CALLIOPE too OP pls nerf

>>20525695

>>20525966
>it'll still be boring and wont be the fun I was expecting it to be.
What are you expecting it to be? It's a cookie clicker at its core Anon.

>my father's dying during Holofes day
Maybe God's telling me something

>>20526259
F. Go be with him.
There will be torrents Anon. If you don't want to watch it alone I'll spam glowsticks with you when you do.

>>20526382
thanks

>>20526259
Best of luck with you anon. I hope you'll be alright.

>>20526227
>What are you expecting it to be?
The old times term of fun…

>>20526864
make an alt, most fun I had in a while

>>20526259
GURA MY

>>20526952
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

k then
>>20526259
I'm sorry for your loss, anon. Please, for the love of your oshi, don't consume alcohol.

how much did (You) get from dividends?

>>20526259
My condolence anon
>>20526950
Maybe Ill try that

>>20527234
came out alright

>>20527234
Need... more... Calli...

New betting pool.

Yolo. Trading is for fags.

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

>>20487975
Hey that's my Yaranekko

>>20527234
>>20529203
>>20530056
post how much rushia and mori you have, if those are your top two it doesnt count.

>>20533243
im >>20525986

The CITY of NASFAQ

>>20533725

>>20533725
>>20533725
>The fed bet big on it opening normally.
Insider information???

>>20533243
I'm a dirty little cheater, I bought a fuckload of Calli when she dropped. I probably would have had ok divvies if I kept oshicoining Botan though.

>>20531844
>nightRyS
>when holofes is about to start