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30 hours until holofes 3rd start, right?
I love Ina!
>>20434221How would you know?
>>2043449815
>>20434498Yeah but the Expo streams start in 24 hours.
I will give this woman a child
KIARA LOVE
>it's somehow Mori's fault that kiara is super autistic about 3DDon't ever tell me that Kiara doesn't hold others back.
>>20434348She killed Radahn after 3 hours. She got him down to like 10% hp maybe ten separate times then stopped doing damage to him for several minutes until he killed her.
This game sucks...
>>20434498https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
>Kiara literally ripping off Marine's ideaFucking shameless
This one
>Gura streaming>Nobody said anything related to or similar to "Gura Pissy Cunny" yetI am so glad chumbies got better.
If you have a HoloFes stream ticket, and you miss the stream, would you still be able to watch a VOD of it?
>>20434483EVERYONE IS HERE!https://files.catbox.moe/tn4ouf.png
>>20434322gura wouldn't wash her tits either though
Gura and Fauna cute!
wamei cute
For me it's Faumei
>>20434553Did you not read the last thread?
>>20434551vod is up for a month, i think
>>20434568Gura showers after every stream, anon
>>20434533>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=1641131533006.jpgjesus christo this post history
>>20434532I love my orange wife.
I love Mori!
>>20434483Looks like the cover for Read Dead Redemption
I'm retarded when is holofes for West Coasters I need to know when I need to buy caffeine
>>20434604Nice, thank you Anon
>>204345353 hours is still better than most of /v/
>>20434533Only thing that should be held back is your noose-tied neck after you step off the chair
Imagine being the father of a child with Gura as the mother. Well it's not like you have to imagine it, because she's giving you first hand at what Gura would be like if she's a mother. Between stuffing the baby in the oven, planting her tush on top of the baby because she takes the term Babysitter literally and shoving the binkie inside of it's mouth when it's probably not even that clean...Gura would be one hell of a parent wouldn't she? Putting a baby in charge of a baby might be an incredibly horrible idea...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMab8RJH2ULamy's zatsudan is still going on, mostly because she really did have a huge amount of stuff to talk about. She finished talking about her Race Queen outfit with HoloPaciRacing and is now talking about the Holos she's met in real life, as well as the brand new manager B-chan/Nodoka-chan who's going to be "debuting" soon, a manager who's sort of like A-chan. She's now talking about how incredible Sora-senpai is, a person who practices her moves for so much and doesn't even need to drink water at all, even after a nice hard workout. Sora's like a machine wrapped inside of a pure, cinnamon bun exterior, she's seriously incredible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlu15CwCV9wIn less than 55 minutes, Meimei is going to get over it. Get over what? Getting Over It of course. Meimei isn't one to rage so don't expect anyone getting stabbed or something, but you could probably expect Fauna to energetically cheer on her owl daughter so that she can reach the peak and teach that man named Bennet Foddy what for.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnWdt6Gp3A
Reminder that Mumei is so against children she wants to devour any eggs that she lays to recover the strength she loses from making them.
>>20434561>omegay
>>20434576Hey that's my screenshotThanks
>>204346171am PST on saturday morning
Anybody have the soundpost of Gura saying "Mumei is so cute!"
>>20434551Yes at least on SPWN
>>20434617The spwn page tells you the time it starts for your current timezone
>>20434635I don't think the transfer of energy works like that
>>20434532bok bok I love Kiara!
>>20434545Kill yourself, there's no point in you living anymore.
>>20434179>he's never cast his own hand to avoid a doctor's billWeak
>>20434634Anonfriend... Your image...
>Set the world on fireGuys, she's going to burn down the festival.
Where is she?
>>20434561Even in near minimalist form my daughter looks diabetes-inducing levels of adorable
Imagine if Gura blew out her voice for Fes over a baby game.
>>20434643I optimised it for you. It's only 7KB now
>>20434533Kiara used to hold Mori back from the buffet, but here we are
>>20434609mental illness
I love this dope!
>>20434530How can a child have a child?
>>20434634Right here, anonymous!
>>20434634Right here blankfriend!
>>20434685It's Gura's fault.
>>20434634Right here Anonymousfriend!
This is a cute IRyS pic.
>>20434553Pissy cunny! Pissy cunny!I want to see a loli piss!I want to watch Gura piss into the toilet!
>>20434699USB ports hort
>>20434622He apparently got nerfed last night, so there were a bunch of idiots using that to talk shit.
Gura's stream keeps making growling noises and it keeps making me turn to check on my stupid fucking dog
>>20434713
>>20434699on tiktok
rrat
>>20434561>J-chad>EN2 putting on makeup despite not performing
>>20434708Anon... it's already recorded.
>>20434699Usurping Yagoo as the CEO of Hololive
>>20434535>beat him after the nerf>but didn't use summonswhere does this fall on the cheating scale?
>>20434634Ponfriend...
>The little nippleUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>20434609>literally crying about fat jokeskind of ruins the illusion of uncaring smugness he's trying to put on kek
>>20434755gotta look good for the expo
>>20434747Just hold it while watching her
moom post
Gura will never be entertaining.
>Laundry Gura don't leave the clothes in the washer this time..
>>20434713kek
>>20434699On the cross.
>>20434561whos that with Enma and Omega?
>>20434545Been at work all day, explain your bait post to me please.
>it's been nearly 2 hours
>>20434798Anon will never make a good post
>>20434713I hate stupid oshi tribalism, especially when Mori images are used to shit on Kiara as they're usually falseflagging faggots but this reply got a laugh out of me.
>>20434539>Gura MK8 before the opening ceremony
What's going to be her big announcement? https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504620600052002822?s=20&t=ZJFXz7QGR_2RSH4vhTJTpA
>>20434816The best god damn manager in hololive
>>20434691>with no bordersThe only time this phrase hasn't sounded cringe to me was AC.
I want to go out for a beer with friends after work while Gura runs around our house frantically caring for our baby and doing chores!
Should I buy tickets for Day 1 or 2
>>20434798based
>>20434816Stars manager, the best one in HoloPro.
>>20434634Poor little hagfriend is struggling with her aging brain and is forgetting her images...
>>20434852Charlie collab
>>20434816>doesn't know the strongest manager
>>20434609genuinely what's wrong with deadbeats?
>>20434786Deadbeats like to act above it all but their bones are incredibly brittle.
Wamy wants to talk to Marine about sex...
>2012I was in my third year of university then... Gura stop making me feel old
Gura is shitting on Spring in my Step:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siCmqvfw_1g
>>20434852cover/original/ep/album
>>20434863I bought Day 1 tickets because my Oshi is there. I'll watch a restream of Day 2 if one is available.
Are all takos permanently horny for Ina
>>20434887>>20434877>>20434854Ah, I hear people talking about how awesome he is all the time, just didn't know what he looked like
>>20434816shinove the homo managerhe's pretty cool actually
>>20434852Expecting anything more than an album (which Kronii already spoiled and Mori has hinted at since last month) will only lead to disappointment.
>>20434634>forgetting the imageRight here, crusty bones oba-friend!
>>20434816The most powerful homo
>>20434852tt+critical collab
>>20434910>rushia with gen 3When was this made?
>>20434852Album + Birthday 3D Concert probably
>>20434794It's bedtime, i can't wake up my poor dog for my schizophrenia
>>20434852An album
How can the most fuckable designs go to the worst person?
>>20434852she's joining some ordinary podcast
>>20434910W-where’s Rushia?
>>20434910>Ayame running away from impending rape
>>20434766>summonsI find him easier when he's not changing target every attack and sliding everywhere
>>20434852Rebroadcast of the Jojo Karaoke
>>20434901>Wants to talk about something sex-related in regards to Marine*Man I'm braindead as fuck tonight
>>20434959Anon?
>>20434941Wouldn't be surprised if she's announcing 3D shit (other than the MV) considering how much she hyped it up in the VR stream.
>>20434976Gura is a nice girl though
>>20434976That's literally just Yuno Gasai.
>>20434533It is Mori's fault for basically having a bullshit stance about how she won't take a 3d debut before the girls, but counting the concert, yes.At this rate Irys will debut before the rest of Myth because Cover refuses to use any of the millions of dollars they made to actually invest in EN and Money Mori is shamelessly done with "unity".
Gura doesn't know how to wash her clothes...
>>20434820she's looking for an artist to commission for old lady art, possibly for a marine collab
>>20434816>>20434854>>20434877>>20434887>>20434924>>20434944Isn't Shinove over 6ft tall and ex-military?
>>20434979behind pekora
Everybody's ready for HoloFes, right?
>arm resting on gut
d...does Gura know how to do her laundry?
Wait, holofes is tomorrow morning or what?
>>20434979She's therelook above Pekora
>>204348523D birthday stream at least
>>20435059She scrubs it with her pissy cunny
Korean washing machines always play weird little songs. LG is a strange company.
>>20434634Right here, friend!
>>20435051no one knows when it starts, so no
>>20435011What?
>>20435048Ah now I see her
>>20434979right behind pekora's head, took me a while to find her
>>20435040Based and same desu
>>20434498Finally got my ticket to go through. CC company thought it was a fraudulent purchase and I had to whitelist SPWN. All ready to go.
>>20434852She's been eating a specific diet for the past week designed to give her the perfect on-stream brap
>>20434979In Ukraine
>>20435059She leaves her clothes in the washer until they get a mildew smell sometimes
Just like Minecraft!
>>20434910I swear to god Coco better make an appearance, whether it be her voice or actually in person.
>>20435044Yes
>>20434979A Ukrainian farmer took her
Please rank the sex:1. https://files.catbox.moe/vdwd6u.webm2. https://files.catbox.moe/1ru5ff.webm3. https://files.catbox.moe/3l0vq1.webm
>>20435062How am I supposed to know what fucking timezone you're in anon?
>>20435062Less than 24 hours till expo starts.
>>20435081Life's Good
>>20435123Wouldn't they have announced her by now?Granted I think a surprise appearance by Coco would be kino.
>>20434710>>20434643LOWER I hope it works
>>20435087It's a good point, they really haven't communicated times to their international fans very well. If they haven't really thought of that, it makes me a little nervous the servers are going to shit themselves when 50,000 people from not-Japan try to connect to watch
>>20434910It doesn't really feel like it sometimes, but damn there are a shit ton of Holos
>>20434809
>>20434561W-why are there 2 AzKi?
>>20434852Album and 3D birthday concert. If she announces a JP tour I'll be surprised. >>20434996kek
is there anyone who will miss the fes for whatever reason?
>>20435062the concert starts 4 AM Eastern time on saturday morning
>>20435062in 23:30 anon
>>20434852An LP, 3D birthday live and maybe a concert to promote the LP.
>>20435089There is no Rushia.
>>20434910>Ame and Mori hanging out togetherUnrealistic
>>20435189Rushia
あああああああああああああ
>>20435170now realize there's like 4 times as many Nijis
>>20434910Faumei!
>>20435208Rainforest will return
I'll be streaming day one for you bros
>>20435170It's one reason why I'd be fine if cover stopped adding talent for a while and just put more into supporting the current ones even more
>>20434816>He doesn't know
>>20435207She's behind Pekora.
>>20435043Wow, such weak basis eggs use nowadays.
i miss minecrafti miss casual collabs of girls just playing togheter.i fucking hate this solo kusoge games or solomchallenge games where the games get angry.i just want them to have fun togheter again like predecemeber.
Anyone know how to link my wish?
>>20435183that's RBC nigga...
>>20435233I love you bro <3
>>20435239Please transfer to HoloEN and manage that branch instead.
>>20435239Thank you Shinove!
>>20434622/v/ doesn't even play games, anon
why are we so slow today......
i can't remember if vlcanon disappeared or if spawn fixed that whole exploit
I watching an idol concert a form of idolatry? I don't want to sin just by watching a concert.
>>20435239THANK YOU SHINOVE!
>>20435256Have you heard of the Gamer of EN's schedule, Ceres "Golden Pot" Fauna's schedule?
>>20435292Ina is done so I'm back to preparing for Holofes
>>20435043Source? What if it's for Mamatori
>>204351311. Cat tongue on my cockhead. No thank you. 0/102. Why is her ass so high up in the air? Lay the fuck down so we can both be comfortable. 0/103. Literally just lightly tapping and kissing my dickhead. 0/10
>>20434713DAMN
>>20435317>I'm back to preparing for Holofeshow are you preparing for holofes?
>>20435302Depends how deep in you are.
This is a shitting out your ass fetish simulator
>>20434852Stuff she already talked about, like the album or the MV, along with like two bombs out of nowhere that will shit up the thread for weeks again. This will also be followed by her climbing onto the stage during Gura's performance in holofes as her roommate to announce a second Jojo karaoke like pic related
>>20435292Gura's game is unironically filtering shitposters.
>>20435203That's disappointing, I was hoping for a graduation.
>>20434910>Hidden Rushia>No Aloe>No Coco
>>20435302Practicing your heretical faith in front of literal goddesses and divine beings is the sin. Watching the concert is how you should absolve yourself.
>>20435302If you think Gura is more important to you than God yes
>>20434852It's obviously a 3D tour in Japan or some shit
>posting mumei without a hejababsolutely haram
Can the Moom get over it?
>>20435331>Didn't even understand rank vs. rate0/10 intelligence, opinion disregarded
>>20435363>No CocoTop right
>>20435161It's still slightly bigger
>>20435353But the thread is still full of Mori antis
>>20434561Where is Rushia?
>>20435307she aint streaming.
>>20435386meant for >>20435302
>>20435260i was going to post the same comment before I realized who it was, she's really hard to recognize in that style without her glasses
Alright, I think I'm finally adjusting to Gura's streamIt's not as uncomfortable as it was when she started
>>20434910Are those Aloe's Mic and Cocock's tail?
>>20435212How do they even get an audience and don't cannibilize each other?
poom most
>>20435439good, shes already grooming you.
>>20434699Warehouse in Japan.
>>20435363Aloe is not and will never be a real Holo
>>20435236I think we could do with more ENs, but I think you're broadly right.
>>20435363>Hidden RushiaWhere?
>>20435430Boys carrying other boys is kinda... you know...
>>20435446Less cooperative, more competitive.
>>20434910Imagine the smell
>>20435363Aloe is busy being groomed by her discord
>>20435401tail but still no coco
>>20435446>and don't cannibilize each other?
>>20435363Let go of Aloe already, You're dragging her corpse through glass shards at this point.
>>20435446They don't. The weakest Nijis are weaker than many indies.
>>20435490Sigma? Cool as heck? Yeah.
>>20434910I keep forgetting M-chan got a design
>>20435490That's just guys being dudes bro
What is Gura even saying?
>>20435446>don't cannibilize each other?
How come all BaeRyS art depicts IRyS with VR Bae but no Bae with VR IRyS?
>>20435532Was it Iofi?
>>20435469Aloe was more of a real Holo than anyone in China.
>>20435544We're not watching her
>>20434918Just look at those fucking pits
>>20434561>coco tail>no rushia damn she really got unpersoned
>>20435573>we
>>20435481I could see maybe a few more European ENs but other than that I'm pretty satisfied with the EN lineup as it is now
Ame please let me know if and when you're gonna stream
>>20435161Why stop there
>>20434910>Omega>Enma and J-chadGarbage
>>20435553VRrys is boring and VR Bae is perfection
>>20435490>He doesn't have a bro that can carry him when in needFag, I bet you hang out with girls only.
>>20435446>and don't cannibilize each other?there's a reason Holo is more successful
>>20435554I think it was actually Ollie who gave her a design but I might be misremembering
>>20435405>>20435599AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>20435592Did you not read the members posts?
I wonder what sort of skit HoloEN will do in HoloFes because it's not like they're gonna be singing and dancing.
>>20435554Ollie actually.
>>20435502Yeah, by me
>>20435578someone made this into an animation? I kneel
Lappu-chan my daughter
Would you let mumei get away with everything?
>>20435446>and don't cannibilize each other?Anon, I..... Never forget the sacrifice of the Indian branch....
https://litter.catbox.moe/nk1jp8.webmpov you're kronii during the kronii x mumei sleepover
>>20435446>>20435521There was that time Anya was playing We Were Here Too with that Niji ID girl, and I thought she was an indie because she had like 120 viewers max. Even Anya and Loafy look like 2018 Ninja compared to some of them.
>>20435599How the fuck did you achieve that? Krita won't go any lower than >>20434576 for me
>>20434918Can you blame me?
>>20435647I want to fuck your daughter into a stuttering mess
>>20435331>Autism and not even understanding that it's ranking not ratingRetardchama.....
>>20435625No shit, they're not idols.
I want to break Gura...
What am I missing about everyone saying Holofes is tomorrow? I thought Holofes was on saturday?
>>20435625You won't be watching 3rd Fes anyway, you'll be getting a piss enema while my cock plugs your ass.
Kentucky just lost to a 15 seed
>>20435671now that's a perfect body
Dance, motherfuckers!
gura licking your cum off the floor UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wagahai.
WHO IS SIMON CHUMKEKES?
>>20435632
>>20435671Is that her ribs?
where are all the gura related posts? whats going on
>>20435697children don't have bodies like that
>>2043572515 to 1 odds in the Kentucky Derby is pretty good no?
DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>20435486
>>20435623That means nothing until she makes the frame
what are the chances that HolograEN happens right after holofes?
>>20435728Let's agree to disagree.
I'm ghostling just thinking of mori on stage what am I supposed to do?
>>20434499Ina love! Like a lot a lot!
>>20435720The first part of the expo begins in about 23 hours.https://youtu.be/mmXtTru8g8E
>>20435714I couldn't agree more but Cover just had to put them in. I feel so bad for them.
>>20435782buy a ticket and some red bulls so you stay up
>>20435732
>Age-restricted adult content. This content might not be appropriate for people under 18 years old. To view this media, you’ll need to log in to Twitter.fine, i'll make an account with the porn email>Enter your phone numberseriously? I just want to LOOK at tweets, this shouldn't require a background check
>>20435769Very small but not zero
>>20434483
Behold, octopus!
>>20435720wait, you arent australian? lol we are ahead of you so its tomorrow
I don't really like the idol stuff...
Important news for those who missed Laplus' stream earlier
>>20435671holy shit, i've actually never seen this gif without some blueball editing
>>20435625I am looking forward to what bizarre cope you’ll come up with when they sing and dance in 3DI expect it’ll be something boring like “Corporate forced them to and they’re upset about it” or “They’re just doing it for profit to rip off the idol fans”But I’m hoping it’s instead something wild like “if EN can sing and dance in 3D at Holofes, that means singing and dancing in 3D at HoloFes is not the mark of an idol, most of JP aren’t idols either now”
>>20435405That'll be the farthest for me I think, enjoy the low res fauner and gura
>>20435680paint.net lets you select the lowest quality and then I artificially pixelated it via an effect so it had less to render
>>20434918>>20435688They are sluts like their Oshi
>>20434483You first.
>>20435808what? did you try to sign up with your email or your phone number, retard?
>>20435828You may want to look for a vtuber agency without idolshit then sirThere are many.
>>20435808It's for your account security goy.
>>20435732I actually really like this cover. Okayu has such a fresh voice that fits these type of songs.
>>20435740Nice you fixed her
>>20435625>>20435714>>20435803>the samefagPlease anon, let me fuck you calm. You'll forget all about this anti-idol nonsense when I'm splitting the walls of your anus with my cock.
>>20435858What did you use to do that?
We Luigi's Mansion now
>>20435697You have to defeat me, Lui-nee, Iroha and her gf (rice cooker) first
>>20435822God Ina was so cute today
Be honest. Would you?
>>20435769.001
Anons, i am starting to think Gura wouldn't be a good mother...
>>20435828They'll goof around on stage a bit. Council is doing two collabs with IRyS, which are a debate contest and karaoke. There will be some fun to be had for free that isn't idol-ey.
>>20435446>don't cannibilize each otherThey do, just not as badly as the JPs cannibilize eachother.
>>20435892I'll fuck all of you as well
Where did this music come from?
>>20435877It's really fucking good, though a different vibe from the original. It'd be worth it just for the cute Okayu English though.
>>20435886GIMPfor picrel too
>>20435908of course
>>20435885I'm pro idol but I'm also against coercion into doing it.
>>20435671what
>>20435123Coco is dead, in Cover's eyes and Kson's.
>>20435909This game is literally designed to make women doubt their maternal instinct.
How's the Goober stream?I don't really want to look at this ugly game again
Gura's stream is actually pre-recorded. Here's what she's really doing right now!https://files.catbox.moe/sw9v6u.mp4
>>20435793So...Gura is streaming over it? Because she has a Mario kart scheduled tomorrow.
>>20435808Use google voice to generate a phone number. It's what I do whenever I get banned
>>20435954cope faggot, keep paying your memberships to fund their future events
>>20435764Nigga she's not streaming. Why are you autists so bad at reading subtext.
>>20435954I'm pro-gay rape, I want to fuck you until you bleed. I want you to suck your own blood and shit off the head of my cock until you can see your reflection in it.
TOASTYYY
>>20435972diaper fetish
WUB WUB WUB WUBWUWUWUB WUB WUB WEEE WOO WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB DELELELE WEEE WEEE WUB WUB WUB WEEWOOO.
filthy goomba...
>>20435944Honestly, I heard Okayu's first, went to listen to the original and couldn't finish it.
>>20435974woah where'd you get this picture me
>>20435908Why wouldn’t I?
>>20435925Fool
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of a mother would Gura be from this stream?
>Electro-swing mention
>>20436007how tall is YAGOO?
>>20436007Wtf yagoo is like 170cm
>>2043603510 solely because she's genuinely trying and that's the part that really matters
Gura...
>>204360350
>>20435988Huh, you're right. Gura is streaming over the Hololive expo. But so is Mumei,
>>20435974WTF how'd you get this intimate video of my wife and I?
>>20435740La+++++++++++++++
>>20436045Wouldn't you like to know
>>20435382There are multiple gods but only one Gura.
>>20435956that's kroniis point of view next time she meets up with moom
>>20436045Mori, that's a married man.
>>20435974i wasn't expecting that
>>20435970>Make game intentionally bullshit to sow doubt about maternal instincts and convince women not to be mothers>Fauna speedruns it and completes everything in one stream, crushing it under her heelTrue mommy power is stronger than your shitty game
>>20436037>>20436045shit tracks
>>20436045Don't even think about it, Mori.
>it sounds like electro houseno it fucking doesn't??
>>20436053>>20436045Anons, you know he's Japanese right?
>>20436008You're mentally ill.
>>20435900
>>20436084disgusting kenzoku
>>20436045hello mori
>>20436045too tall for you Mori
>>20435937stinky dirty elf
>>20436035Don't Care 10
>>20436003Are you retarded? The subtext is "Smol Ame stream later, maybe."
>>20436084>horns shorter>limbs longerI prefer this Laplus.
>>20435974weird
man im tired of this kusoge marathong gura has been doing these past months.>mario kart tomorrowwhy? just wait for the dlc to arrive.
>>20436084I want to be sandwiched between Laplus's flat and Towa's small yet supple chests
lol imagine if ame actually s*ngs
>>20436099If I'm mentally ill for wanting to please a man with the sodomy he DESPERATELY needs, then so be it.You are aching for a painal pounding, and I am willing to step up to the plate to give you the fuck of your life.
>>20436045He's out of your strike zone, Mori
>>20436045Small enough for me to break in half...with my BARE HANDS.
>>20436159Anon the dlc is already out
>>20435321https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1504620716439789574also timestamp where she responds to a SC asking about the granny collab with Marinehttps://youtu.be/GiQSUNa989Y?t=18709
>>20435948Damn paint dot net doesn't let you go that far with that pic but I got it even lower with Mooners somehow
>>20436146We just have to wait a few thousand years before she grows to that point
I return to Gura's stream hear Dubstep blaring.What the fuck is this retarded game?
>>20436159Kill yourself, Gura had a ton of fun this stream.
>>20435974
>>20436095rrat
TOASTY!
>>20436091sounds like dubzoom
Did I hear a toasty?
>>20436159>MonthsAside from the very rare DMC stream, Gura is a kusoge streamer, since debut.
Imagine how long it’s gonna take IRyS to defeat the Starscourge.
IOFI'S IS TAKING THE CHILD
>>20435670Their ID and KR branch are being dissolved at the end of the month.
>>20436204she is getting filtered at the multitask
>>20436045you're already his daughterwife mori, go ask him
>bleedReminder that Ina didn't really beat radahn
>>20435974Finally a good post
>>20435862Would you prefer that I lewd Fauna instead?
>>20436233It'll take two streams. I wanna believe but she didn't fill me with much confidence last stream with the Dragonskin.
>>20436233Less than Ina that's for sure unlike her she doesn't choke.
>>20436145Anon, the only Smol Ame shit she's in recent memory done are the shitpost YouTube shorts. She said she was busy recording something so it's probably that again to help fill out for her move. Like all yourself wtf is even a Smol Ame stream?
>>20436022
>>20436266>bleed>not that she beat him post nerf
UUOOOOOOOOH!
UOH
>>20435870email. I then tried to look at a kiara tweet, and it immediately prompted me to put in my phone number. Now it won't let me look at anything, it's actually worse than when I'm logged out.
>>20436303back in my day Radhan was a man amongst men
>>20436229she mixed it with some MC or other good games.it doesnrt help that manegemnt shutdown bully.>>20436182oh my bad i tought it was next week
>I peed myself!There it is
>I peed myselfT u T
TuT
>>20436280I'll show you an even better post behold
>>20435974Bro this makes no sense.Why would she welcome ebi-chan to the stream if she isn't streaming and doing something in private while broadcasting a pre-recorded stream???
Do you guys think Ame will release the mv today?
>>20436284No! lewd is a sin
You guys kinda smell really bad.
>>20436342God, that’s so disgusting.
Is this just a re-enactment of the Predator reboot?
>>20436328wait management shut down bully? I thought it was bc it crashed every hour
>>20436363I smell like Bleu de Chanel bitch
>>20436342perfect
This game is giving me a headache...But I will keep watching for Gura...
>>20436298can we sexually harass large cat posters too?
>>20436363*farts on your face*
https://youtu.be/mi6-a0btbiIIs this a Pekora?
>>20436358You think bald Fauna is bald down there?
Is this really what being a mother is like?
>>20435745Yes. She's a bit skinny but not abnormally so.
I thought of all games surely GTAV would be the game that Gura would finally complete...
>>20436376There is no proof towards any reason, never believe anyone here unless a Holo said it.
>>20436363I don't need to hear that from Ryuko the Edgehog.
>>20436343because its actually the secret tier 4 stream with that ebi-chan being one of the tier 4 members
>>20436342a better one
>>20436363Sorry, I've jerked off like 9 times today and I don't wipe.
I am tired of pretending I don’t want Oga’s giant demon dick to literally split me in half from below while Bossu’s barbed cock scrapes the full length of my throat raw. I want my body to be completely destroyed is a relentless violent gangbang with the entirety of Holostars. Please, you guys get to talk about cunny and hag womb all day long, please let me have this.
>>20436395Yes.
>>20436395thumbnail kinda makes it look like it's growing from her vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
>>20436423Bully perms getting pulled and the Radio going away killed most of the momentum she built up with it
Kronii's ER stream frame is up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
>>20436363I showered for Ina!
>>20436376>>20436424irys mentioned it on a twitter space.
>>20436395jungle
>>20435671
>>20436371
I HAVE A COCK INFECTION
>>20436446THE DARKNESS AND SILENT THROUGH THE NIGHT
>>20436395No chance
>>20435974kek
>>20436446>>20436451
gura is sounding like a real mom
>>20436393fuck that's pretty closesasuga fatto catto
>>20436446>>20436451Do you think she watched Ina's stream today?
>>20436363My oshi says I smell great, actually. She even gave me a lap pillow in exchange for some of my shampoo.
>>20436491
>>20436446WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIGHT
>>20436452Just fucking beeline the story.
>>20436446This is going to be a disaster
>>20436464why is she angry
>>20436446But you're so supreme...
>>20436464That’s even worse!
>>20436446>>20436451I'll never make time to actually play the game at this rate
How fucked is Kronii?
>>20436446>>20436451>starting the game after the nerfrun invalidated
>>20436195The trick is to remove colors, remove exif cruft, remove color profile and lower the quality percentage. If you want to cheat, lower the resolution to a level where it's still recognizable by the thumbnail and you can get close to 1kb.
>>20436451>>20436446
>>20436363Big talk coming from a hairy pussy hag who doesn't wear underwear.
Anyone else say something stupid and then feel depressed the entire day afterwards?
>>20436387I wouldn't recommend it.
>>20436537
The backseaters are gonna make Kronii depressed...
>>20436540lollmao even
>>20436446>that titleI fucking love reading like 5 'good job snake' messages every time you climb a ladder in this game.
>Gura's mother talk has been coming out more and more during the streamThis is actually really cute bros
>>20436446>>20436451I'm still in a dream...
Isn't it a bad idea to leave a baby unattended in a bathtub
>>20435974Whoever made this is going straight to hell, without pqesing go or collecting 200 dollars.
>>20436560Why'd you do it, anon?
https://files.catbox.moe/ixsaok.png
>>20436560I'm depressed over stupid shit I said when I was a teenager.
>>20436540I learned that those who never played souls games before do best>Ina>Reine>IRyS
>>20436540I can't wait to hear her gwaking as she dodges shit.
>>20436560I have a bad habit of shoutng "fuck shit nigger cunt" to myself to make me forget about the awkward thing I remembered
>>20436567>>20436568It just keeps getting worse! What cruel being would give birth to this abomination?!
500 ips. no fatto catto. what gives?
i cant believe ive been watching gura play this absolutely retarded game for two hours but i love my shark wife more than anything
>>20436493>>20436516WHAT A TRIIIIIIIIIL
>>20436607Kiar...
>>20436008based
>>20436437kinda refreshing to see a femanon lust after hetero sex with the Stars, usually they’re either a dirty fujo or a mentally I’ll lesbian or worse, lusting over attention from anons in the thread
Gura would make an adorable mother
>>20436579Well Kronii is the only snake Holo thus far.
>>20436607Has Ina watched Souls games? I swear she referenced a DS1 boss fight before.
i dont know why but there's something extremely erotic the way Gura saying the word "child"
>>20436640yeah, mine
>>20436560The worst part is when you remember it 5 years later when laying in bed and feel it all over again
>>20436640I know, I can't wait to raise a family with her
>getting over iti'm sick of this game.
>>20436628Check again.
I'm sad that no holo has tried to sing snake eater yet
>>20436645Ina got traumatized by Taurus Demon falling off the edge when she went to go fight him. After that she never played DS1 again
>>20435974best post in this thread
>>20436491let me kiss it better
>>20435974FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKI copy and pasted this link into an email to my coworkerWhat the fuck do I do?
>>20435302Supporting your oshi cannot be a sin
>>20436647the way she says most things makes me rock hard
>>20436540Not at all in my opinion. The Radiance is harder than basically every mandatory Elden Ring boss, and you don't have the benefit of grinding levels. If she can beat that she's fine.
>aliens are toddlerconsMan Alex Jones was right?
>>20435974i generally don't mind lewding Gura neither she does, we are all horny fucks but whenever someone takes something innocently said and takes it out of context to use in their disgusting fantasies i can only feel the desire to crush the cranium of that "person" with a hammer
>>20436663get over it
>>20436666Whose voice is suited for it? Moona, I'd say.
>>20436645she played 1 up to Taurus demon then got tilted when it jumped off a cliff
>>20436631bro im literally just sitting here bro
>>20436632I'M SEARCHING AND I'LL MELT INTO YOU
>>20436663blame fauna
>>20436666>blocked by konami permissions AND music permissionsyeah... don't think that's happening
>>20436640I've been trying to say that the game is not indicative of how she'd truly act. Mother mode will kick in when she has someone to take care of, and it will be beautiful.
>>20436683Send "here's what I wanna do to you haha jk unless :3" and they'll just think you're fucking around.
>>20436624
>>20436683ANON LOVE
>>20436563What a beast of a man, imagine his full weight pressing you into the bed you’d be completely unable to escape haha
>>20436706>>20436628ehe
>>20436666But the Konami song perms...
>>20436748Truly, something so disgusting that only a mother could love it…
>>20436692>The Radiance is harder than basically every mandatory Elden Ring boss,Hollow Knight fags are delusional holy shit.
>>20436758
>>20436683spam him with emails so he's less likely to see one with the link
THE CLUTCH
>>20436704GuraMumeiSuiseiMoona
CALCULATED
>>20436709WHAT A, FEAR IN MY HEAAARTBUT YOU'RE SOOOOOOO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
Have you done the needful, dachis?
>>20436683Promotions!
>>20436695What if being lewded against her will like that is Gura’s fetish?
>>20436683say that was your brother on your computer, that's what I did
>Earthquake levelGura please be considerate to your JP viewers...
>>20436683Time to tell everyone your account got compromised
https://youtu.be/vdqqlomV22U?t=9846
This the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>20436836I GIVE MY LIIIIIIIIIFENOT FOR HONORBUT FOR (You)
>>20436640Yeah, mine
>>20436560Can't say something stupid if you never talk to anyone.>thinkingblackgentleman.exe
>>20436846she hates it
>>20436642Reminder that Kronii, the literal snake, tricked holobirds into thinking she was a crow in order to eat their bird eggs.
>>20436855If the Japanese are so sensitive towards earthquake discussion, maybe they should pick up the island and take it somewhere else!
>>20436839Praise be, good tako
good morning sirs
>>20436666At this point its impossible unless they want to get hit and slapped by management
wine > grapes
>>20436888SNAKE EATEEEEEER
>>20436904thats a weird way to phrase eat their pussies
>>20435416behind pecor, marine is looking at her with heart eyes
>>20436839i have
>>20436904So sneaking mission success, then?
>>20436879The amount of blueballing this stream had was intense
>>20436446>>20436451AFAIK you don't find any tall ladders until Haligtree
>>20436683Celebrate your new promotion!
>>20436918Good mogu
>>20434664thats just what big thermodynamics wants you to think
>>20436922grapes are made of wine you dingus
This is actually hilarious
Will Mumei beat GOI?
>>20436683PROMOTIONS
>>20436879My Ina was so sweaty this stream. I can't wait to lick her stinky pits
i couldnt make the start of the gura stream so im going to watch it tomorrow i think
>>20436663try jumping
>>20436446THE LOATHSOME KRONIIGER
>>20436930IN MY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMETHERE'LL BE NO ONE ELSEEEEEEEE
>>20436801I beat both games, man. Between the ability to over level yourself and construct really powerful builds most ER bosses just can't stand up in terms of difficulty. Even Malenia, for all the hype, doesn't stand up to a bleed build and mimic.
>>20436962imagine this song at the concert
>>20436663Anon (pffft), you should.... *snicker*.... you should probably fuck yourself
>>20436966So? Peanut butter is made out of peanuts.
>>20436538Same, I've been waiting ages to start a new playthrough but I keep getting distracted by streams
>worried I overslept and missed stream>15 minute delaySuccess?
>>20437031CRIME IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO (you)
>>20437065kek
>>20437035If you're comparing with Radiance you can say the same thing with a magic build with abyssal shriek
IRyS cream
No no, don't shake the baby!
>>20437102those ants were pretty gross, to be fair
Kronii isn't going to enjoy the game because it's a frustrating game and she hates frustrating games.
>>20437087It’s a moon stream, it’s more surprising when it starts on time
Will moom GOI be kino or can i skip?
You now randomly remember when JOPs experienced the Ramirez thing but in reverse during the Miko Korone 24 hour stream and everyone in JP chat and Twitter lost their shit including Wamy herself
>>20436992too big
>>20437102
>>20437089I'M STILLLLLLLLLLLLLIN A DREAAAAAAAAAAMSNAKE EATEEEEEEEEER
jesas my dick
>>20437147It's not going to go well, but if you enjoy angry moom noises I guess it's worth watching
Meimei a cute!
>>20436540She's fine, chat will gaslight her into being a cookiecutter katana/bloodhound fang build. They'll just shill Rivers of Blood instead of Moonveil
STOP SINGING SNAKE EATERKOJIMA IS CRINGE
Guba please end soon so I can watch Kronii play Darkbornekiro 5
>>20436879this one was fucking brutal
stop singing Snake Eater, you're making me sad that MGS is dead
Hey, Kronies.Do you think Kronii will enjoy ER lhe same way Ina and IRyS did?
>>20437163SOMEDAY YOU GO THROUGH THE RAIN
>>20437102I thought the ants were cool...
I'm surprised Gura has lasted this long in this game when she said she was experiencing motion sickness.
>>20436446>>20436451SHE’S GOING TO BE A RYKARD CHAD
>>20436632>>20436836>>20436888>>20436930>>20437031>>20437089>>20437163Pretty good
how far will moo may get?
>>20437195Of course a deadbeat would say funposting is cringe
>>20436446oh no
>>20436446I've watched way too much Elden Ring, but yes I will watch this
>>20437199OH fuck that was today, Shit i was gonna watch spider-man again.
>>20437227TOGETHAAA
Please do not scare the cat
>>20437247Not far at all.
>>20437195shut up cuckbeat
graynames
Gura forgets to eat in game just like she does in real life
>>20437247The chimney
ice cream sanwich
Gura's basically running on fumes at this point, there's probably some kinda lesson here about real parenting
Gura's about to cry
Something about the way Mumei talks when she says strange shit like this hits me in just the right way. It's almost like ASMR. Hoomans your oshi is weird.https://files.catbox.moe/jbujj5.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/id1927.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wncmlv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ameum2.mp4
>>20436666The only one that gives a fraction of a shit about MGS rarely does karaokes, and waited too long, so she only got in two MGR songs in like 2020/january 2021
>>20437283That grey is pretty cute, honestly.
>>20437283Based
>>20437305>>20437300She needs her husband (me) to help her.
>>20437218AND SOMEDAY YOU FEED ON A TREEFROG
>>20436635that's a man, baby!
>>20437300Yeah, don't do it.
>>20437100Which boss do you think is harder than Radiance, though? Malenia isn't mandatory, so Kronii could beat the game without going to Haligtree.
>>20437305Yeah, my tears
>>20437300don't put your dick in a hole that may result in baby
>>20437283hi zakwan
is anyone else really enjoying the bg music? it's so fitting for her
>>20437299uuu
>>20437218AND SOMEDAY (You) FEEDON A TREEE FROG
>>20437299wdsdib?
>>20437314hooman your shillpost is not very organic...
>>20437300She won't have to worry about overworking herself when we have kids cause I'll be there too
>>20437314Please repost this during dead hours.
>>20437305yeah, into my shoulder as I cry with her
>>20437152That sounds suspiciously like "post more octopods with cowtits" to me.
god i fucking hate mumei and her delay bullshit
>>20437300Raising a child requires both parents.Gura and I.
>>20437187Cute and sexy.
>>20437314that's just her infectious autism contaminating youthat's actually her power which destroyed many civilizations in the past
>>20437422SAUCE
>>20437300>spend 5 years stressed to raise child>get to spend 10+ years fucking heralmost like you idiots don't know about delayed gratification
>>20435974That Gura is kinda... busty.
>>20437314That's the brain worms. You let them in. You're fucked.
SHE DIDN'T DO IT
>>20437314Can you goddamn attention whores fuck off to your split and discuss her in detail there?
>>20437374>Everything positive about something I don't like is a shillSorry /v/ is a few boards down.
>>20437300Or testing games out she's clearly not going to like before deciding to stream them or not, but hey I guess they can be the same lesson.
>>20437187yeah!
>>20437435chumbud...
>Gura quitFauna 1Gura 0
>>20437435
FUCKING HELL I MISS DEBUT GURA SHE WAS SO SWEET AND RARELY IF EVER SWEAREDMORI LITERALLY RUINED MY OSHI.
>>20437348I'm just saying that both are easily cheesable. also when you think about it, HK/Radiance share some vague similarities to the final boss
>ragequitting baby gamechumbuds?this is your oshi?
>>20437314it's what i imagine watching your daughter play video games is like
>>20437435Holy based
>>20437341>>20437365IT'S ORDEAL THE TRIAL TO SURVIVE
Where is the levitating Kiara from earlier?
GURA IS A TERRIBLE MOTHER
>>20437314She's just so mesmerising, what can I say?
>>20437498t. KFP
>>20437435that's fucking disgusting, it would be just like 7 years of fucking her at most
>>20436987Probably not, but she's seen enough of other streams to know how. It's just a matter of executing.
>>20437435anon???
>>20437199Yay~
>>20437498t. chumbud
>>20437435A-Anon?
Fucking finally we get the real Gura stream
and the "games Gura never finished" list keeps growing
>>20437488>Fauna would be a better mother than GuraI mean I thought that was already obvious.
>>20437498t. ako
I wanna post more kiwawa...
>>20437512FOR THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWE SEE NEW LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
>>20437499yes
>holofes tickets are different from link your wish ticketsthis is just like roll for kokkoro...
>>20437498>>>/who/
Gura is going to fall in the middle of the stage
>>20437597Yeah, with me
gura is sooo cute..
>>20437435the smartest anon in the room right here
>>20437399
>>20437588wait wat
>Back to back ragequitting streams
fellate yourself harder nigger
I'll make porn based on those singing Snake Eater
>>20437597she's gonna pee herself
>>20437435>this dude fucks 15 year oldsPedo
>>20437597its already recorded retard
>>20437422>>20437466The cutest!
she's already cryingher idol dreams are going to come true
I don't know the lyrics to Snake Eater. I never owned any Playstations.
Gura is the cutest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnWdt6Gp3Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnWdt6Gp3Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvnWdt6Gp3AHoomans, please gather.
>>20437631keep seething you irrelevant nobody
>>20437247over it
Chumkeks, you're oshi is kinda cute, small, and vulnerable right now.
Ame's henchmen!
>>20437435I think she'll be aware of the abuse and report/leave you way earlier than 15yo
>>20437647Proof?
>>20437664God I love her
>>20437588What?
>>20436683>Into an emailDo you know how email works? You don't just press enter and send.
>>20437664thats all the time
These (paid) contractors are really overstepping their bounds by constantly attention whoring in holos chat>haha its me le ebin niji shill kanauru>haha its me nullfrepro I made these things (FOR MONEY)>haha its me SeafoamboiLike fuck off faggots
Moomer on the telly!
I'll suck everyone's cock if Mumei gets past the chimney
>>20437664thanks pegor
>>20437435Ironic or not, Chumbuds like this genuinely disgust me.
moom
>>20437680trying too hard man
>>20437664>now
>>20434979She broke the rules on Cover guidelines, Charon.
>>20437680first internet?
>>20437673she's streaming as Mumei right now
>>20437680Jealousy breeds hatred anon
>>20437680Oh no another jealous angry nobody who has never helped his oshi do anything
you guys enjoy Hololive?
Name a single game gura didn't quit out of.
>>20437435Based cumbud
based Hololive enjoyer
>>20437664
what did she mean by this
>>20437745ye
>>20437742Kill yourself faggot
>>20437680This nigga jelly af that all these dudes are talkin to holos and he's talkin to old fat oji-sans talkin bout how they'd fuck their imaginary daughters they'll never have.
>>20437713
How do these girls just sit in silence for an entire day
My antisocial daughter is so cute
>>20437753DMC5, somehow
>>20437455she is streaming you deadnigger
>>20437589I GIVE MY LIFEEEEENOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR (you)SNAKE EATEEER
>>20437435Another le ebin screencap to share with some not so obscure twitter account, I take it?
Lap-chan mention
>>20437790She was playing on human
[Mumei news] she hasn’t spoken to anyone today
くそったれ wwwww
>>20437777its really easy
>>20437762She wants you to cum on her face, cum in her mouth, and cum in her eyes
>>20437664thanks pegora
>>20437790She played it on easy
>how's your dayPretty shit, Mumei. Not gonna lie. (stealth hagpost)
>>20437774>wah wah i'm useless and jealous someone helped my oshis dream come true while i anonymously shitpost
>>20437790DMC3 too then
>>20437777Do you not? If not for living with my parents, I'd be silent 5-6 days a week.
>>20437802Cunny together strong
>>20437799go back cancer
>>20437774Just stop being such a waste of space
You're not a no-aim scrub-a-dub, are you?
Getting over it is a baby game
>>20437673all of holofes is recorded, and especially EN. You really think they'll be doing a live concert broadcasted in Japan from the other side of the world? think a little
>>20437847>>20437820Go suck on TT's cock deadbeat faggot.
Jesus gura really fell off Connor has more viewers than her
That reminds me, did Laplus ever say anything about the twerking Amogus?
>>20437854>No source
Gura... you respect you like a god for some reason, they woudn't trash talk you even if you paid them
>>20437836Don't you talk to yourself?
Why does EN always stream over themselves? No wonder people consider them a flop when they split viewer options.
>>20437626>>20437676Unaware of the reference, or baffled by the shitpost format?
>>20434910Cute Gen 0 introducing Sora to Myth
I think your oshi has a little bit of the tism Hoomans.
T o T
>>20437852Perfect!
>>20437804She spoke a little bit with me, Animal.
>>20437877>Gura... you respect you like a godthis is ture!
>>20437874yes but no one can understand her
>>20437863>same waste of space seething that there are fans that are contributing is the same type of retard to call everyone a Deadbeat
DO YOUR FUCKING REPS DUMB SHORK
collab when
Mumei sounds like she just finished killing someone
>>20437821Can hagposting make it better?
How would each EN fare as a mother:Mori: Enjoy having children with fetal alcohol syndrome.Kiara: Enjoy having to take care of your child and your now crippled wife.Gura: Might end up having postpartum depression. Ame: Child will suffer from the Watson Family curse.Ina: The child will probably end up being raid by the grandparents. IRyS: Expect the child to be molested if it's a boy.Mumei: See Gura.Sana: See Kiara.Bae: See Ina. Kronii: Full blown postpartum depression will make her kill herself or the baby or both.Fauna: Will not breastfeed the child because it's not vegan.
>>20437821hope tomorrow is better, anon
>>20437680The worst person is Kanauru a literal traitor trying to puish N*ji shit on hololive just like walfie even after that N*ji vent d*scord image came out it's like they literally want hololive to die.
Is Bennett based?
>>20437871good to onow bonebros deadbeats have fucked off
COME ON GURA GIVE ME THE CUNNY COLLAB COMBO
>>20437874The what now? No wait, nvm that. Just tell me what are you talking about without showing anything
>>20437882In my head? Why would I externalize my inner monologue?
>>20437455how about now?
is gura crying, shes sniffling
>>20437882Only schizos do that.
>>20437890A little?
>>20437920>Fauna: Will not breastfeed the child because it's not vegan.retard
>>20437821
>>20437845Hey man I have nothing against black people but if you chance a look at a mirror you might see a nigger staring back.
>>20437745I AM having fun at Hololive, how about YOU?
>>20437877>Gura... you respect you like a godShe's getting too cocky bros.
>>20437905Sad, isn't it?
>>20437890Isn’t it great?
>>20437673Not him but you do know that the concert starts at 3 am for Gura right? Maybe the vocals are live maybe the intermissions are live, but I doubt the choreography will be
Jesas I love Gura
>>20437680Literally nothing happened to prompt this other than the fact you're probably a seething 2view artists who'll never be good enough to have a Holo contract you
Why does Mori hate Bennett Foddy? He's such a sweet guy
>I cannot stop staring at the nipplesOk Mumei
Nipples
gura is gonna cry
>>20437908you guys think these models will come back now that everyones getting real deal 3d?
>>20437969You act as if Gura is unable to stay up past 12 am
mumei looks like shes wearing a mask
How do you not talk for an entire day? What is wrong with Mumei
>>20437958YEAH, I'M HAVING FUN AT HOLOLIVE, ARE *YOU* HAVING FUN AT HOLOLIVE?
>>20437979She hates being given useful advice
>>20437979Her friends didn't recommend him yet.
>>20437902She is too precious...
is anyone else feeling nervous now that the fest is right arround the corner?
>>20437877Praise be Guragod
>>20437975
>>20437885>Mori not paying attentionShe hates Hololive.
Aaah... the pepeloni
>>20437953>go back cancer
>>20437435that's not ripe enough yet. wait till she's like, 8.
I just bought my ticket earlier, I can't wait to cry while watching Gura on stage
>>20437680Everyone look at this envious faggot and laugh
Gura
Gura stop crying, what are you a woman?
Fauna is a tree, confirmed!
THEY'RE
who the fuck is this nigga?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nDYW3fxSighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nDYW3fxSighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nDYW3fxSig
>>20437979she gets easily trolled, remember when she played fnf?
>>20437797IN MY TIIIIIIIIMETHERE'LL BE NO ONE EEEEELSE
>people in chat mentioning Fauna for no fucking reasonJesus christ this is going to be annoying
>Mumei cannot stop staring at male nipples>Kiara cannot stop staring at male nipplesWhy do birds like male nipples so much?
>>20437920IRyS is the best choice
>>20438048That's me bitch, you wanna go?
>>20438015No. Take meds.
>>20437981>>20437983Why are Holobirds like this?
>>20438015I'll be nervous tomorrow but not now
>>20438022Not now, deadbeat.
>>20438015No, just exited
>>20438048me
>>20437981>>20437983ENbirds at it again.
>>20437996Mumei no, these little fucks aren't healthy for you.
>>20437934Laplus sent Gura a meme and that's what she decided to send back.
>is that sweet or is that threatening?>i cant tell.>im pretty sure it was supposed to be sweet but it sounded threatening.>.....>...oh, condescending? yeah i guess it was condescendingWHY IS IT NECESSARY TO BACKSEAT EVEN THE GAME COMMENTARYTHIS HAS GOTTEN BEYOND BACKSEATING THE GAMEJUST LET THE STREAMER MAKE HER OWN COMMENTARY
Can't wait to watch Gura pass the fuck out live on stage
no clickity-clackity...
>>20437979she thought the chat hated him and she just wanted to fit in
How are they both streaming at the same time?
>>20437925He's alright. One of the first things he does in the game is shit on modern (meme) culture for being shallow and unoriginal
Yeah....a "ticket".....
>gura promoting piracy live on stream
>>20438060They wanna peck them off.
>>20438094Same, bonus points if she pees herself
>>20438002In most university classes of 200+ students you don't need to talk unless you have friends.
>>20438056Retarded fucking grayniggers
>>20438115Gura is a Russian national.
>>20434910>Ame doing Mori's makeupRainforest bros..
>>20438102One's pre-recorded obviously
>>20438009That was Reine's meme. Irys and Kronii just kept it alive.
>>20438054CRIME IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOU
>>20438060THEY ARE
>>20438092Anon, you're being autistic and thinskinned as hell
>>20438056ah ah ah goifairy wwww
>>20437680What the fuck is wrong with you niggers and literally just LOOKING for shit to seethe about?Seriously? Is your life so fucking boring that you just came up with some random bullshit to be mad about? Were any of these people even mentioned on stream tonight or on twitter? What the fuck are you talking about faggot go jack off or something
>>20437999That's not the point anon. Kiara and Ame said they already have ways to do 3D but it won't be VR. I doubt cover will risk technical failures that comes with streaming from home so they might've already recorded the choreography in a rented studio beforehand
Day 1 is fucking stacked with talent. Who the fuck even sells Day 2?
>>20438052Nice
Treerrat?
BLUE HOLOS!
Why does Gura keep pretending she'll actually be there aaaaaa
>>20438102prerecorded as usual
Day 1 is crazy good
>>20438060nipple envy
>>20438089Gura replied to the batman pic then? Cool. I don't remember Lap saying anything about that so... I may be wrong tho
My head is starting to hurt again.
I am a 5'3 male Deadbeat.
Whats his name?
>>20438054CRIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEE
>>20438140it'll return
She got over the tree!
Fuck, I don't have a light stick
>has suisei in her headlove my good taste oshi
So, anyone taking bets on how many minutes until Moomers clear the tree
>>20438102They're not the same person!
>>20438015like a parent about to watch her daughter on the school play, hoping everything goes right
>>20438052SOON
I'm still pissed that Gura and Risu are on separate days so I have to buy a ticket for both
>>20438052>part 2>its the third streaminsert confused shark image
MY MOM WALKED IN MY ROOM TO TELL ME SOMETHING AND I HAD GURA PLAYING FROM MY LAPTOP ON MAX VOLUME WHILE I WAS FUCKING AROUND ON THE GUITAR AND MY MOM ASKED >IS THAT "YOUR GRILFRIEND? SHE SOUNDS CUTE!" AND I COULD ONLY RESPOND WITH SOME WEIRD NOISES THAT KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE "YES" SO NOW GURA IS MY GIRLFRIEND SEE YA LATER VIRGINS!!!!!!!
Rushia is day one too
>>20438175It's cute
>>20438173wheres the song i need a hit right now
>>20438190Diogenes
>>20438163Aqua, the nijikiller
>>20438133There is nothing that I hate more on this Earth than the color gray
Look at this child
>>20437979I mean, now that I've watched "there is no game", he seems like a master of his craft, but I don't care foe having some british faggot that wishes he sounded like david attenborough talking my ear off while I'm playing a shitty game for the sake of clearing it more than any sort of enjoyment.
>>20438190Dio gy knees
>>20438188Hi, sexy~
>>20438060I mean why do so many anons stare at bird nipples?
>>20438209I respect you for owning it however she's already married to me
>>20438180I wouldn't put it past her to have forgotten to reply
Oh man, Gura is playing Getting Over It!
>>20438209Tell her in a SC
>>20438163Who cares what you do.If you miss out on any Day 2 kino, your loss.
>>20438188>cucked by genetics>cucked by moriand the list goes on
>>20438015The anticipation, uoh! I always learn so much.
>>20438231Why does Fauna hate IRyS...
>>20438140I'm starting to give up hope bro... they haven't interacted in so long...
Sooo are we pedos now?
>>20438159Did you forget there was some anon who went schizo over the possibility of Kiara acting completely out of character and having Kanauru as the mystery guest in the first dance stream?
>mumei likes male nipplesnipplebros we are winning
>>20438056>reading chat>ever>for any reason
>>20438229hes australian
>>20438163Risu
>>20438181Take 'em.
This is gonna be a long one
i couldnt be mumei's boyfriend with this autistic rambling
>>20437920>KroniiNo, she will raise another version of herself. just like any other asians. that SA2 stream confirms it.
>>20438221>>20438231>>20438262本当に?
>>20438285>now
>>20438056they saw a tree so they just had to type Fauna in chat, please understand
>>20438163Maybe for jp but en LMAO, gura is the only one who's any good. Good luck with the other 2 especially ame. Disgusting she even gets to be on stage with that singing talent
>>20438202Oh fuck I'm one of those annoying moms cheering for their child...
I still gotta get my ticket
>>20438163Sora and Watame seem the biggest on the JP side, I guess Aqua too although her singing is pretty meh. it's way too stacked towards day 1 though
>>20438188I'm going to steal your body with ancient magicks so that I have a better shot at MoriPrepare yourself
>>20438209nice but it's a lie since she's actually my wife
>>20438175Because she's there
>>20438208You forgot to take into account Stream 0
>>20438285>WeI love tits anon, i'm sorry
>>20438155I agree but I've been in a bad mood today anyway and I hate backseating and Mumei seems to be at least trying to bring a fresh perspective to this game
>>20438289Nigger Mumei went "Fauna?!" so I looked at the chat assuming it's because she was there, but instead it was because there were a bunch of people mentioning Fauna for no fucking reason
>>20438286idk, if he made a video for them to watch on stream as an egg, I wouldn't find that out of character
>>20438165I fucking wish but we can't have nice things
>>20438188damn, cucked by god AND your fat oshi
>>20438290As opposed to... having no nipples?
>>20438285>nowgenetics has never changed and neither has attraction for just recently fertile women
I'm seriously thinking of hiring an escort and make her cosplay as my oshi.
>>20438163Funny thing is, I remember these exact conversations about 2nd Fes, and then Day 2 had everyone kneeling.
What day is IRyS performing?
>>20437996She loves us just like our oshi!
Mumei is autistic isn't she?
>>20438188You deserve better.
>>20438290Aruran...
lmao, Mumei in her empty ass streaming room with 0 furniture or things on the walls.
>>20438285THIS POST GLOWS
>>20438286>>20438159Another reminder that anons were genuinely saying she made the fairy be the egg or Ame made the egg be SEAfoamboi
>>20438291>he's prison britishWhat did anon mean by this?
>>20437435Here, take thishttps://files.catbox.moe/p4eaax.png
>>20438150SNAKE EATERI'M STIIIL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAM SNAKE EATEEEEEER
>>20438344God, Gura would be so much better if she were full-bodied like that.Cunny is trash.
>>20438209Based filial anon, letting his elderly mother live with him and his family in the home he owns and paid for.
>>20438190Diogenes, after the Greek philosopher Diogenes of Sinope (in modern day Turkey). Diogenes was the founder of Cynicism, because he was mockingly called "Kynos" (the dog) due to living in a wine barrel naked.
>>20438270>>20438358>>20438378Samefag
>>20438348>I hate backseatingIt's not. Don:t be a schizo. It's just a chat.Take a deep breathe.
>>20438376Where have you been the past 7 months?
>>20438285I wonder if the "hagchads" have seen that image of emma watson
>>20438159>>20438286You both are forgetting that more than one anon (probably) pretend to be mad because to them fake-seething is more enjoyable than watching streams.
>>20438319He's named after a weirdo Greek philosopher who used to sleep in a big pot.
>Gura doesn't see her motherly traits
Mommy Gura
KRONII SAVE US
>>20438359Athelia is a serious matter fag, don't joke about it.
>>20438190mr. pot
>>20438285>Now
GO MOOMER GO
>>20438277It's just banter.
>>20437915unexpected kino soundpost
>Gura thinks she's not mommyI will fix this
GURA!?!?!
Predict Mumei's PB for the night
Mommy daughter wife
Gura wants me to see her as a child not a mommy
>>20438384>8 pack>No nipplesThis is the next step of human evolution
>>20438369next year
>>20438412they really need to implement user ids so youd realize how foolish you look
>>20438344Gura with tits is a God send
>>20438406>because he was mockingly called "Kynos" (the dog) due to living in a wine barrel naked.he just like me fr fr
Best ER stream on 26 minshttps://youtu.be/qsEBRLhKXRUhttps://youtu.be/qsEBRLhKXRUhttps://youtu.be/qsEBRLhKXRU
Oh please god don't make this a Mori being called dad thing
Make Gura a mommy UUOOOOHHHH
>>20438400what the fuck
>>20438417Thanks ano- ITS DEEP "BREATH" NOT A DEEP BREATHE
>your oshi>What is Gura to you?
>>20438457she's into age play
>gura was about to break kayfabe
>>20438457Yes, she's my sharkwife daughter
>>20438208It's Yakuza so the parts start at 0
>>20438402I'M STILL IN A DREAM SNAKE EATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>20438465she will quit at the hour mark
>>20438465I don't think she'll get past chimney
>>20438418I was asleep since the last musedash stream
>>20438403>Cunny is trash______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________BASED_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>>20438400I..Don't know how to feel about this.
>>20438500GuraGura, my wife
>>20438500GuraDaughtersistermotherwife
Mumei should do a stream where Fauna backseats her into a GOI clear
GURA NO DON'T LEAK COMPANY SECRETS!!!!!
>>20438052KIARA SOON
where can I find a rebroadcast?
>>20438270>>20438358>>20438378hello discord!
>>20438469bingo
I love how Mumei says "goodbyeee" every time she makes a tiny slip-up in any game
>>20438500RisuMy other oshi
>>20438290Yeah, mine.
Yeah, Mumei isn't getting past the chimney
>>20438400chumbuds have gone too fucking far this time
My most anticipated section of Holofes is just the Council & IRyS karaoke party. I'm not too into the idol stuff, I prefer the more casual/personal stuff to the polish of a stage performance. Is there anything other than singing to look forward to at the Fes?
>>20438500guraentertainer
>>20438344Fucking disgusting, you should be banned for posting this shit
Fauna please join VC and help Mumei
>>20438500AmeMy wife's girlfriend
>>20438492I don't watch Kronii too often. Does she have any experience with these games or is she going in raw?
>>20438553The usual place. Should be up in 5
>>20437435one time I remember a poster asking what the best part of raising a daughter was and another poster answered "breaking her in"
mei
So what's the reason for hololive falling off so hard recently. I would have thought the rushia drama would increase but nah every thing has slowed down. Even fes hype is shit for en anyway
>>20438559deadbait
>>20438553Do a flip from a fifth floor and you will find it
>>20438500GuraMy belove
>>20438579No one asked counciltard
>>20438500OkayuSome lolibaba my oshi wants to fist.
I'll be restreaming holofes but only the concert. Might be sleeping ones the whole thing start
>>20438589Is she even in open VC? It would be great if she showed up but it won't happen
>>20438400>age 7nigga you want to kill her?
>>20438602Try that in English again?
I have totally forgotten that ID1 is also having 3D reveals at Fanfest. I swear no one ever brings that up lmfao.
>>20438579Actual 3D
>>20438500AmeA woman
When is Holofes again? Tomorrow?
>>20438517so when are part 1 kiwami and part 2 kiwami
>>20438539the company secret is that she now knows that the girls take off the underwear to put on the mocap suit
I miss that image of Gura with huge tits in the overalls
>>20438285>weI don't care about you guys, but I will always love saucy oba-sans.
>>20438588Does Hollow Knight count?
>>20438608I asked.>>20438579Thanks for the answer, anon.
>>20438602Did you get lost? This isn't the holo anti thread, try somewhere else
>>20438628My smart fridges can't post individually, I'm sorry
>>20438553SPWN, it's really cheap at only 10k yen
>>20438628Pay more attention nigger
>>20438400The FBI agent assigned to monitor me has so much dirt at this point it doesn't matter anymore, bring it on bitch
>>20438615Meant for >>20438553
>>20438579Council&IRyS also have a debate segment which I'm looking forward to.
>your oshi>what is the superior male underwear
>>20438500GuraThe love of my life and the girl I need to make happy.
>>20438579I kind of agree. It feels like Cover squandered their opportunity with Myth as a whole and now no one cares about the idol aspect of EN. At least Mori's solo live should be pretty good, but I couldn't care less about the others.
Gura is cuter than usual today
>>20438500IRySThat spunky little sister
>>20438638realistic cunt line tracking THANK YOU YAGOO
>>20438602go back
>Finish watching Gura playing Mother Simulator>Mum calls>she looks after other peoples' kids as a job>starts telling me about itMAKE IT STOP
>>20438400Hello, police?
>>20438680TowaBoxers
>>20438664that's like 4 dollars
>>20438469Mommychild
>>20438680gurayour own daughter
>>20438369She have 3 small events on day 2
>>20438588She said she has 0 experience with soulsborne games but she knows how to utilize Iframes from her Hollow Knight streams.
>>20438680InaBoxers
>>20438677>debate segmentis this council in court?
>let go let go you don't have to hold it in anymore
>>20438680LunaBanana Hammock
>>20438708Based mom
>>20438500IRySmy oshi before IRyS debyooted
>>20438680MoriBoxers is the only answer
>>20438680GuraBoxers
>>20438500GuraMy ideal woman and my future wife
>>20438633tomorrow but idk what time.
>>20438632That does seem cool, but I'm more hyped to see what Myth will do with their 3Ds once they can use them freely. The traditional debuts are way more up my alley since they have scuff and soul.
>>20438500FaunaMy oshi's oshi.
Chumbuds your oshi is being very cute right now
Thank you for the girly question, Lily.
>>20438602the worse hololive is for you the better it is for us. thanks for reminding us what a great month we've been having (now go back)
GOD HE'S SO GIRLY I LOVE HER
>>20438752Extremely
>>20438500FaunaSecond favorite.
>>20438680MoriBoxers
>>20438400Jesas
>>20438680InaBoxer-briefs
>>20438708when is your poor mother getting some grand kids, anon
GURA HAS A VAGINA
>>20438680RisuBoxer Briefs
>>20438725What the heck it actually might be.
I want Gura to give me a girly gay bff bracelet...
>>20438680GuraBoxer-briefs. I really like Ex Officio.
>>20438588she's played monhun before but those skills only kind of transfer over
I kinda really hope Myth just does a full collab to have an after-Fes stream together where they talk about their experiences together.
>>20438680Fauna Briefs
fuck i'm getting nervous too aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>20438680AmeNothing
>>20438657Lmao this thread has never been the same for the past 4 months. Its a complete shit hole
>>20438765>HE'SKISSY GAY SEX
>>20438750They literally can't do anything different than VR chat and shorts. Big fucking whoop, the only person who will get anything out of this is Mori because she lives in Japan.
>>20438782proof?
>>20438640
>>20438758You're welcome
>>20438782proof next thread?
Gura is the girliest girl ever. She's such a fucking girl it's embarrassing, not an ounce of testosterone in her tiny little girl body.
>>20438633>>20438739Expo starts tomorrow at 21:00 EST I think, concert is the 19th
gura cute
>>20438588she's korean so she'll be good at it anyway
>>20438782Proof next thread?
I can't wait until Gura gets her first offcollab bros. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
tommy hort mention
>>20438680Anyone not saying boxer briefs is a woman
>>20438782MEDS
Mumei's surprised look when spinning fast worked was priceless.
>>20438500GuraA really cute girl who had some nerves and slowly grown out of her shell. It always feels nice listening to her and I just love listening to whatever is on her mind.
THEY ARE
Watson got tummy hort...
Tummy hort
AME MENTIONTUMMY HORT MENTION
they are?
>gura will give ame /k/ brownies
tummy hort
>gura gets mori wood alchohol
>>20438823Don't care /vt/ nigger, go back
>>20438500>don't wanna be accused of falseflagging>the one I'm filtered by because even though she's a nice girl the lolicon pandering creeps me out
>>20438780My grandmother just died recentlyShe kept saying to me that I've got a cage, I just need to find a bird to put in it
Where do you buy HoloFes tickets in English?
gura's so considerate of her girlfriend
WATSON'S TUMMY IS RUINING THE COLLAB
>>20438807rorurumao
>>20438680ReineBoyshorts
>>20438828>>20438838>>20438852https://files.catbox.moe/e30z35.jpg
>>20438832GODDAMN IT
>>20438579Don't let the other idol-obsessed anons get to you. It's perfectly fine to not care about it.
moomin zoomin
Gura's go to gifts get denied from ame's defective gut...
>>20438823Who the fuck cares about this shitty thread?
Will council be at holofes next year? I doubt they will survive this year, a nuclear missile just flew by my country. So long bros
>>20438750Mori is really the only one that gets to fully utilize 3D cause she lives in Japan.Why do you think she's the most excited?
>>20438827Oh ok you're that councilfag who hates everything myth does, gotcha. Sorry for wasting my time.
>>20438885Same place you buy them in JP. Change language setting in the upper-right
>>20438881Just wait until you find out that 90% of Hololive is made up of lolicons and shotacons, gaychama
Mumei is a prodigy
>>20438823go back
Hoomans why is your oshi's staccato, nasal voice so adorable?
>>20438680AmeKirkland Boxers
>>20438904UOOOOOOOOOOOHH THIS ARTIST IS TOO FUCKING BASED
>>20438884Birds are whores.
>>20438680GuraWhen I was in shape I wore boxer briefs and girls loved them. Now I'm a fat fuck and I wear boxers. So boxer briefs.
>>20438500Okayugirl so cute she got my second membership
>>20438500GuraMy shark idol daughter wife and most importantly my onahole.
>>20438924You're the one bringing tribalfaggotry into this. Try calming down.
thick water...
>>20438885https://spwn.jp/events/22031902-enghololive3rdfes/ticket
I thought Gura said "foreskin" instead of "forcefield"
>>20438884That sounds kind of rapeyThen again, it's your grandmother, so it makes sense
>>20438884So go out on the street, kidnap yourself a "bird" and put it in your "cage"
>>20438832Every girl is going to get this, huh
I want to nut inside Ayunda Risu and fly back to my country.t. deadbeat
>>20438904ハムさん...
>>20438904T uT
GURA IS AN ACTUAL CHILD
Gura what the fuck
>>20438881Why are SSRB like this?
>>20438202Parents have the chance to go over their kids' lines with them before the show, we're pretty much in the dark here.
Gura is THE cutest holo
Gura what?
Gura is going on Ame level autistic rambling
I love Gura so much
>>20438680Ameboxer briefs
>>20438680InaI've been going commando for 10 years. It's much better.
>>20438936It's the way she talks to, like her slight pauses, or how they disappear and she starts stuttering when she's excited.
WHAT THE FUCK GURA
they wouldn't even germinate
my idol shark is so cute bros
moom is turned on by the model
>>20438966>Bring up the same stupid rrats as a known anti>"NOOOOO YOU'RE THE TRIBALFAG"
>>20438500GuraMy sharkdaughteridolwife that I love very much.
I WISH MY MUM WOULD FUCK OFFI WANT TO LISTEN TO GURA NOT TALK TO HER
>>20438904I can't see it, boss. I'm gonna need a better example.
What happens if you grow chia seeds on your dick?
>>20438931I can ignore that, it's not as central to their content. But the kind of art that Gura gets and how she leans into her "child" persona despite being a grown woman just grosses me out.
Hey guys! Guess who I love!Her name starts with "I" and ends in "RyS!"
>What's OT
Gura wants to become Mossgura for Ame
where can I piratewatch expo and fest?
Chia microgreens are apparently extremely nutrient dense and easy to grow. I wanna try.
>what's OTdumb neet shark
>>20439052https://files.catbox.moe/0gxleu.png
>>20438884Kind of a weird analogy but I'm sure she was a sweet person
>>20439060InaRyS?
>>20439051Be careful with the monkey paw, anon-chama.
>>20439058No one cares faggot
What happened to ames vod views ? Did something happen, I haven't watched in a while
Which one will get 3D first councils or IRyS
>Gura used OT wrong once
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DESK, SHARK
>>20439043>Known antiI have never seen this alleged person. Councilschizo exists but I have not in my life seen a Mythschizo.
I love how Mumei goes "goodbye~"
i actually thought he was an occupational therapist
moomers saying goodbye is the cutest thing ever
get a job shark
>>20438638ToT
>>20439058You're a faggot and this is a shitty attempt at being genuine.
>>20438996ssrb are incapable of feeling attraction to any woman under 30
>>20439058Hopefully you find your way back to twitter then
>she's never wagecucked beforeBASED
>>20438680GuraBoxer briefs, no idea why I'd wear anything else.
>>20439074There will likely be some restream posted here when it starts
>>20439094Irys you retard
Gura's never been a wage slave
Mumei's getting angry at that faggot Fody
>>20439094Irys can't even get a second outfit.
>>20439074If you collect enough screenshots on Twitter, you can animate them to re-produce the concert.
The fuck is OT?
>>20438936Autism.
moom is getting mad…
>>20439094I don't know dumbass how about use your brain and think
>>20439129absolutely based
>>20439080Much better, but I can't see her face. How can I be sure it isn't a fake?
>IS THAT A
>>20438999not the ones that work all day, and see it for the first time the day of the play, and only being able to watch it by requesting a day off a month in advanced
Chumbuds...
>AN ACTUAL CHILDgura dont get so excited
>You have an actual child!?Gura STOP don't groom this fucking kid!
>>20439074believe in Boxchad
chumbies reproduced...
How would a child turn out if they watched nothing but Gura from birth...
Super Metroid....
>>20439165https://files.catbox.moe/7uovib.jpg
ywn concieve a child to a Gura stream
>>20439129women
so expo is in a few hours?
>Raising a child on GuraWhat are the long term consequences of this?
>>20439187worrying...
Why are so many chumbuds parents?
"I pissed on the man who called me a dog." - Diogenes the Cynic (412-ish BC to 323 BC)
Gura is literally grooming a child
>>20439187says a lot about the other fans desu
>gura is going to retire before a few decades
>>20439200ok, where the rest?
>remember when vtubers were a thing?
>>20439208Terminal case of based
C'mon Mumei! Slam that fuckin ham!
Chumbies...
>>2043920729~ish
>>20439239Yeah, to marry me
>>20439094Council
>>20439222easier to groom the child if they've known you from birth
>>20439222Oji-sans...
>>20439208They become a lolicon
FUCK OFF MARRIED COUPLES AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH GURAEXPLODEYOUR WIFE EXPLODEYOUR BABY EXPLODE
>>20439200Finally, a good lewd
>>20438500Kiaracutie
>>20439208Losing all respect for your parents.
>>20439208make her stinky
>>20439208have you seen haguhagu doujin? sasha-chan? yeah
>>20439208Crippling feet fetish
>>20439200Nice. Thank you very much.
>>20439238Will these pictures of her wife suffice?https://files.catbox.moe/ukukgw.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iyb8mq.jpg
gura is tired she will retire and get married this year
>>20434713I laughed, but this will enrage the Kiara schizo even more and fuel him for months so please stop making Mori fat jokes
>>20439222see >>20437435
>>20439222Despite what many want to say, the majority of Hololive EN fans are normal-ish people with weird hobbies who have lives.What's more surprising is that despite that, most Hololive EN fans are still into the actual idol side, too, so I guess normal people with some weeb tendencies are pretty easy to fit in.
>i am white a fuckjesas gura
>>20439305To me
>>20439247I’d slam her ham.
>>20439265>explodewith my cums
>Gura wants a carpetwashing sim
>>20439323god that's hot
>>20439208her first words will be ''oh nyo''
>>20439123I don't think she's a bad person or anything, and I think she has more than earned her place in Hololive. Her content just isn't for me because it weirds me out. Is there anything wrong with voicing that opinion?
https://youtube.com/shorts/6Jr-XCYTF4Y?feature=share
>>20439225There's a story about Diogenes begging on the street one day. A passerby heckled him, saying "You're a philosopher, right? Why don't you convince me to give you money?"Diogenes responded: "If I could convince you to do anything I'd convince you to kill yourself."
>>20439342Can I have his wife when you're done?
>Gura smells like chlorox>my semen smells like chloroxI love my daugtherwife
Mumei you did it once you can do it again
>>20438946>>20438975>>20438977>>20439081I bought a house recently and she wanted me to get a gf
>your oshi>what do you call natural disasters made of gale-force winds that produce an "eye" in the center where you're from?
is this the worst benett foddy performance so far?
I'm really becoming convinced Youtube is recommending me videos Gura is watching, because it keeps recommending me that carpet watching guy and I've never watched anything like that
>>20439354i want to wash her carpet
>>20439310I think the constant concerts that Holos produce on the JP side helps wean people into the idol shit.
>>20439375anonchama?!
>>20439368yes. your opinion makes you a gay faggot redditor.
>>20439385my dick
>>20439302Gura's wife is Mori.
>>20439368Quit pretending to be a retard, no one cares.
>>20439398>he doesn't know
https://twitter.com/peegade_/status/1504650990057926659
>>20434713kek, fat and short jokes are timeless
>>20439375>>my semen smells like chloroxyou might want to get that checked out anon
>>20439368Fucking tourists and newfags are in the thread again.
>>20439074The expo will be on Youtube for freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmXtTru8g8Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG9EjmQhliYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtB0GZLum1whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRDDJDv3Dqk
don't lie to us Gura you definetely try to imitate the tiktok shit
https://files.catbox.moe/gpmv2e.jpg
>>20439305yeah, with me
>>20439310>What's more surprisingWhy is that?
>VRchat hinders GuraI can't wait to see her full power
>>20439432Gura has many wives
>>20439376sure bud
>>20439437nice
>>20439385A storm?
Moomer noises...Nice...
>>20439173I meant going over it with them after a work and school day when both the parent and kid are at home for dinner, but I suppose there's some people who don't even have time for that.
>>20439342y-you're talking about the wife r-right?
>tips
>>20439385It's a bloody cyclone, mate.
>>20439372I'd believe it. He told Alexandros Megas himself to get out of his fucking sunlight.
>just the tip is too much for her and makes her flustered
>>20439385Tornado?
>>20439225Can you tell us about the incident where Alexander the great met Diogenes
>$15 superchat>$35 tip>more than halfGura...
>>20439385a whirly wind
WAH
>>20439375semen is supposed to smell like pipe cleaners
I'd actually tip if it meant the money goes to Gura
>>20438370FES 2 had a much more balanced lineup. >Sora, AZKi, Miko, Mel, Haato, Aqua, Choco, Shion, Pekora, Rushia, Marine + Coco, Towa and Watame openingvs>Fubuki, Matsuri, Roboco, Akirose, Subaru, Ayame, Mio, Okayu, Korone, Suisei, Flare, Noel + Kanata and Luna openingDay 1 had SorAZ as the big sellers along side Aqua, while Day 2 had Suisei alongside Ayame, Aki, and Subaru. This year around they have AZKi and Suisei on the same day, which is fucking insane. The only real mismatch was that the opening group for day 1 was way stronger, especially since they had 2 of the 3 good singers in Gen4 + Coco.
>>20434713 >>20434751 >>20434806 >>20434833 >>20434838 >>20435101 >>20435227 >>20435334 >>20439306 >>20439444Wow so based and top kek Discord chads better dox the new Hololive member who will debut on 4/1!
>here's a tip: get a better job lmaojesus gura you killed the man
>>20439517At least she was close...
>>20439368Just in case you actually are being genuine, I just wanna tell you that similar opinions are consistently exaggerated and twisted to be used to attack her here when some crazy person gets an axe to grind against Hololive, and since no one can see who you are, it's very easy to assume you're attempting to do something similar, especially since there isn't much that can be gained by discussing it, since there isn't much any can convince anyone else of when it comes to this.
Someday gura will get married but not to (You) guys. Dumbass stop saying TO ME or with ME
>>20439208Kid has to live with all the boys in her elementary school calling her mom super hot.
>>20439385A hurricane because I live in America.
>>20439517>admitting to tax evasionthere are glowniggers here, anon
>>20439557She will marry (me) and (me) alone
>>20439385FaunaTyphoon?
>tony bonesSo he gave up on Mori? Again
>>20439557yeah, with i
>>20439385IRySA Nor'Easter, in the North East of America
>>20439557you're right anon, she's going to marry me, not some random anon in this thead
>>20439531At least Cover had the foresight to stick Myth's chaff on day 2
Sharcockhttps://files.catbox.moe/n24u0i.png
>>20439514pretty sure alexander said to diogenese that he is his oshi and that he'll do anything for him and then diogenese told him that the first thing he should do is to get the fuck out of his sunlight
>>20439557Yeah, Ame to me
There's an ozzie mate
>>20439557hai, watashi
>>20439550You're a faggot for playing devil's advocate with what is either a troll or a newfag who stumbled his way into a place he shouldn't be.
>>20439557YEAH, TO AME