/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

UUUUUUUU
I MISS MORIRIN

I have something to apologize for
I consider myself a deadbeat but I've slept on her music for the longest time
I didn't dislike it, I just never played it.

but today while I was spotifyin I played it on a whim and I can safely say I love it now for real

hope she gets deported

>>20423988
Good to hear you're moving into the 10th grade anon. Oh.. Uh.. You're supposed to he 18+ to post on here btw.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>20423988
I'm genuinely surprised you managed to not listen to her music all this time

>>20424164
fucks that supposed to mean
prick

>>20424222
Mori's five-inch gat..

>She said she'll be busy on both days of the fes
She's totally going to attend the concerts in person isn't she? (Obviously backstage or from a partially private part of the venue)

Moripipiipiooipipipoo

>>20424208
He's making a bad joke, glad to hear you're enjoying the music. That's honestly what she loves the most

>>20424308
oh lawdy she THICK

>>20423988
Kind of impressive that you can be a big enough fan of hers that you come to this shithole, but somehow not interact with her music.

>>20424286
What are you getting at? At most this would be a casual off mention by her on stream and she's already said she wants to stream day 2 with members so it's not like she can be hanging out with anyone at that time

>>20424374
it was a mental thing mostly though I won't elaborate

>>20424390
Isn't the watchalong the day after it happens?

>>20424308
Burrying your face in Mori's titters

>>20424308
Moriopipopopiipopipi

>>20424425
Yes

Man I love Mori. I love Mori too much.
I gotta switch to Calli now or this love will kill me and she's still on haitus.

fucking retards in this group I swear

Calli.. What kind of a grown ass woman doesn't open the door for the police?

Is it a lone star-underworld thing?

>>20424820
rappers don't like cops

>>20424820
Pure panic, probably didn't consider the only situation they would be there is to return something

>>20424820
>letting cops into your house without a warrant
Oh no, you're not getting me that easy, fedbeat

>>20425083
I've heard that zoomers have panic attacks when they have to answer a phone call from an unknown number but surely you should always deal with the authorities?

Thank god she's cute.

>>20424820
>opening your door to c*ps
shiggy diggy my niggy

>>20424820
No proud freedom loving American patriot would allow their property to be searched without a warrant or speak to the police without legal representation.

remember to love your Mori

>>20425288
[/spoiler] Considering the area she's from, I wouldn't be surprised if she or her parents have had an experience with bad cops [/spoiler]

>>20425576
Phonebeat...

>>20425595
I didn't even mean to spoiler that, I must have fucked something up. worked fine this time

>>20424820
in a country that can treat foreigners like shit and with cops that can search you at anytime and throw your ass in jail for literally fucking nothing I'm sure you can put two and two together

>>20424820
She's worried they'll find all of her counterfeit hololive merch.

>>20424222
There's a Lupin III joke to be made somewhere

>>20424820
You've never had a panic reaction before? As an introvert I totally understand this.

>>20425715
It's not south korea.

gota hide that lean

>>20425943
There are enough videos of japanese lawyers on YT to explain to you why their legal system is a fucking trainwreck and yet here you are, being delusional.

>>20425571
There's a severe lack of shots from the collab

Isn't Mori Jewish? I think it's been mentioned before.

>>20426743
where the fuck are you people coming from?

>>20426555
Rude. You should check how much of train wreck south korea is when it comes to treating foreigners, hence the comment. You are always wrong, even if you are right, just because you're a foreigner. Atleast nip cops just would rather not deal with foreigners at all in most cases.

>>20426743
Are you implying that the underworldean old law schools are jewish?

>>20424820
She forgot she wasn’t black for a second, gomenasai

Mori love? Mori love

>>20426798
veteranbro...

>>20426891
What else would they be?
>>20426798
I'm from Texas

>>20427078
>8:20 AM JST
She's not here

>>20426743
People say a lot of things that aren't true on this board.

>>20427078
holy shit go back to /pol/ already you fucking retard holy shit I'm going to fucking strangle you

>>20427337
Manhandling Mori by her horns...

>>20427337
Mori handles...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S SO CUTE

>>20426743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaJUFDf8Bc

>>20427789
Rubbing your nose into Mori's neck and cuddling her

>>20427789
Are you talking about how she changed her Twitter header? Because yes, that is super cute

>>20427337
SEX
DEMON GIRL SEX
LICKING HER HORNS
MAKING HER CUM BY RUBBING THE TIPS WITH YOUR THUMBS

>>20427337
Demon girls are so fucking hot

>>20427975
Pushing her face into the wall and giving her full strokes while you keep her in place by her horns

>>20426840
phoenix wright has fairer trials than actual japanese courts

>>20428030

>>20427337

>>20428030
It's seriously the horns for me. I don't know what the fuck it is about the horns that's so hot.

>>20427903
no I was talking about something else

>>20428273
I still remember...

>>20428299
Tell us nao

>>20428370
no this is my cuteness to have

>>20428403
Tell us or it's coming for you

>>20428443
come all you want this is cuteness I wont let the internet ruin

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504517266091626496?s=20&t=b8YVNzisMG9az7Gd_mhvbg
I thought Fes was prerecorded? I wonder what it was that she recorded with other people a few days ago then.

>>20428510
I will cum all I want thnk you very much

>>20428527
shhhhhhh. Some of it is live and the dancing isn't

>>20428527
Upwards of 90%, particularly with the international talents, but they can't just state it outright and dash the magic of the show.

>>20428510
you don't need to tell me to cum all I want for Mori.

Demons are just little bitches that do the bidding of the reapers and Stan. Mori as she is has infinitely more attractiveness than some horned bitch

>>20428249
Would you rather have:
A: Fucked up legal system and cops that will assume you are guilty just because you're a foreigner and as such will actively work against you.
or
B: Fucked up legal system and cops that actively avoid interacting with foreigners and as such you get away with more shit than a native.

>>20429014
uh huh sure

...oh fuck, she was Boxxy...

Are we vagueposting for the fun of it again?

>>20429320
What is this supposed to mean?

>>20429741
Newbeat...

>>20429797
Boxxy is like 4/5 years older than Mori

I just beat Radhan first try only summoning my boy Alexander. I feel cheated out of a tough boss fight.

>>20429741
same type of girl

>>20429472
I can never tell what's happening.

>>20429797
I've been following Mori since debut, I just have no clue who this other person is.

What manner of faggotry is happening in this thread ?

No matter, post cute Moris to counter this.

>>20429911
What level were you and your weapons at?

>>20430047
Mori love!

>>20430047

>>20424820
She's scard of finding the shota sex dungeon where she keeps me and other manlets hidden.

>>20430072
63
Moonveil+4 (after it's nerf too)

My rrat that Gura was flustered because of VR closeness was right kek.

>>20430105
>>20430142
Based beyond mortal comprehension.

>>20426626
I think I'm the only deadbeat that did, takos made a metric fuck ton of them

>people here all me to take my meds yesterday for pointing out that Mori made gura uncomfortable
>Gura outright said it was the case
What's your fucking rrat now?

>>20430221
Eh, you were maybe a bit overlevel for what to me seems like a fight meant for your 40s. I don't think Moonveil got nerfed today, and at +4 that's about the equivalent to a +8 or +9 normal weapon which is about what you should have for Caelid in general.

>>20430273
>>20430491
Take your meds. You sound delusional right now. No one knows what you're talking about.

>>20430491
>Gura is not gay for Mori
my entire worldview is shattered completely....

>>20430491
>I like being close to Calli, I'm just not used to people being close to me
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>20430629
Gura's only gay for Ame!

>>20430273
>>20430491
Alright boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way
Since neither of you have ever played gay chicken or gayposted with your bros, I prescribe TEN hours locked in a room with a teamate

>>20430723
I would rape "his" asshole in an hour. Try me.

>>20430723
Medsbeat I think this dosage might be a bit high, they might not survive...

>>20430676
It's almost like nobody likes having their personal space invaded with no warning.

>>20430723
>>20430766
>>20430769
Huh, thanks for the links I can post to global to show that deadbeats hate teamates.

>>20430723
Schizo was arguing yesterday that Mori made Gura uncomfortable, I proposed the counter rrat that Gura simply might have been flustered because Mori was calling her cute up close in VR. Turns out I was right since Gura talked about it. I won't take meds for this.

>>20430831
Tell me more /vt/sister!

>>20430927
You didn't even use the words gura used.

>>20430915
I don't know if hate is the word I'd use..

>>20430915
>I'll fuck your ass, gayboy
>HE HATES THEM
nah I'll just fuck that gayboy's asshole.

>>20430915
>t.eamate
Stfu teamate and get that ass over here.

>>20430998
Oh nyo

>>20431172
need twinkmate bf

>>20430831
is this the rrat that /ggg/ is pushing???

>>20430998
Based. Gura literally said that she hates Mori. I'm tired of schizos denying the truth.

>>20431289
You know the moment, come on now.

>>20431289
/ggg/ didn't even comment on it, that's how dumb it was

_ ____ _______ ___________

>>20431330
This one?

>>20430491
it's common with autists which both of them are, only rape can help them.

>>20430221
Moonveil nerf was almost nothing. It just lost a bit of posture damage.

https://twitter.com/Zaniaii/status/1504518078570237953

Moririn is awake

>>20431759
She said today was a busy day right?

>>20432049
every day is busy day
she still needs to get her residence card back, dumb b-word

>>20428527
I imagine it’s a mixture. Coco was told to not to do her weird neck thing for Holofes 2, but she did it anyways. If it was all pre-recorded they could have just asked her to do the routine again without it. Due to the nature of how the show is happening this year I could see some of it being pre-recorded due to using new tech and not wanting to scuff certain parts.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the person is a AmeSame shipper mad that Gura is getting close to someone else. Don’t they know Ame and Gura stopped being as public with eachother due to rabid shippers? Very cringe ngl

Why do people in this thread like Mori so much? It’s a little weird.

>>20432445
because we watch her

>>20428527
She is so cute I can't wait to see her, also

Let's set the human world on fire through the power of music with NO BORDERS

>>20432414
just shut the fuck up about it, it's for the better

>>20432445
I don't like Mori I love her

>>20432445
>go to an oshi thread
>wonder why the posters of said thread love their oshi so much

>>20432445
I hate mori
I loathe mori
I despise mori
I love mori

>>20431759
>She liked and retweeted the godlike dress art
Good shit

I love me my Mori

>>20432641
Which one?

>>20432687
https://twitter.com/hongbsws/status/1491020725159088130?s=21

Since when has Mori been doing this?

>>20432822
since the FBK eikaiwa

>>20432822
>>20432845
Maybe there's a chance this news is some sort of collab with one of the JP members that gets spam?

>>20432958
>Mori and FBK become the official faces of hololive together

>>20432958
correct me if im wrong, but isnt fubuki the only JP holo that still gets raids from the chinks?

>>20432845
I thought she only did it for those collabs, been subbed for ages now so I never noticed...

>that thumbnail art
god, i hate that one, her spine looks weird in it

>>20433190
She cropped that part out just for you.

>>20432822
i was under the impression that every holo does this, in EN at least for sure. common practice to keep retards out

>>20433152
probably just copied a collab frame and it retained the setting

>>20432803
>>20433190
Thanks for breaking me out of my titspell, fuck that's gonna bother me now

>>20433374
your attention to the rack must be poor. broken spine or not mori's pair is the best in holo

>>20432822

Mori more recently, Ina has had it up for a while for 7 day subs. The others though are all open IIRC.

>>20432445
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

>leaves your guerilla stream viewers for (idk how long at was because I switched to vods) minutes

Mori...

>>20434128
?

Announcement hype!(?)

>>20434734
Only schizos dread the announcement

>>20434387
melon

I hope she got her card back, though it's almost certain they will have it for her at the police box

>>20434884
WataMorilon

Eating gold fish with Mori....

>>20434991
WataMorilon cant beat InaMori

>>20434734
I'm gonna be asleep when the stream happens and then wake up to either see /vt/ on fire or not. Pretty excited.

Any femanon here lurking and wants to talk, add me up, menhara or not
Axem#9878

>>20435375
bruh

jesas dude

>>20435375
nigga, literally just go to discord with this shit

I'm ghostling just thinking of mori on stage. What am I supposed to do

>>20435576
buy a ticket and some red bulls so you stay up

>Eminem fans should only like rap.

I hope she realizes that there's one other popular Eminem fan who didn't follow suit with Em's genre.

pic related. He now writes for idols.

>>20435657
I want her to cover more eminem

>>20435657
= sucked ass. Tides is the only good song in that album.

Does anyone have the video file of that second /morig/ thread reading ? I seemed to have missed it

>biggest announcement of her career
>gonna be incredibly busy for a while
I got it bros. What has Mori always had a passion for besides music? Voice acting. She's gonna be the VA for some anime or vidya game.

>>20436727
If you just search "morig" on youtube they come up.

Anyone else going to watch the Kronster get baptized into Souls games tonight? Maybe Mori will show up to tease

>>20437099
Unless I get particularly drawn into watching Moom play GOI I'm gonna switch over to Kronii when she starts.

>>20430491
Post a timestamp

>>20432445
My friends, it has often been said that I like Mori.

My friends, I like Mori ...

No, friends, I love Calliope Mori!

I love it when shes hard on herself.

I love when she reacts to critics.

I love when she improves.

I love her streams, her music, her art and her personality. I love it when shes happy, when she is sad, when shes teasing and when shes mad.

Mori across Shadowverse, in Pokemon, in Crash, in Blasphemous, in the ruined earth of Doom , through collabs, on the meme review, in the tabletop streams, I love every act of Mori that can occur upon Hololive.
Even acts that happen without

I love watching her blasting the enemy to smithereens with rage induced tard focus that thunders across the game.

My heart leaps with joy whenever Mori's voice rises as she gets excited watching a new gruesome death. And there is nothing like watching Mori pelt and abuse Pokemon while trying to force them into a pose that would be the perfect artistic shot. And the feeling that comes when Mori gushes over an adorable gaki is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of deadbeats brandish their posts rushing into the thread to fight each other. It moves me deep within my heart to watch Mori struggle over and over with climbing the mountain of obstacles in Getting over it.
I'm so glad you switched out to Jump King. Its honestly so much better and almost always incredibly enjoyable to watch you stream it.


The sight of seanigs being strung up by mods is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by Mori as she desperately tries new sounds and ideas in her ASMR streams, even the scuffed ones are so amusing as to be worth my time.

When Mori takes my hand and forces me to watch the most unbearable of cringe scenes in an already overly cringy movie, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when Mori collabs with Kiara. It's so sad to see a teehee ship that was supposed to be filled with love continually hit Mori's obnoxious straight sexuality causing all teehee tension to be deflated.

I love to be squashed under the heel of the Mori as she awkwardly asks me if I like this and if its what I really want in such a confused tone. The humiliation as Mori calls me human garbage and then in 30 seconds starts to apologize and state how she didn't mean it in her soft whispering asmr voice.
I'm not actually a sub but god she was so cute

I adore listening to Moi gush over her new precious baby shiny Giratina like an adoring and doting mother.
Acting like that will never not make me want to mother her

I love Mori in the bath, in the Pool, at the Spa, in the classroom. Everywhere Mori is brings me untold joy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Mori, Mori so grand as to make the Underworld itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow deadbeats what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Mori as I do? Do you wish for an unforgiving and possibly yandere and Mori? Mori whose motivation is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for Mori to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even deadbeats left with knees to stand on this Earth!?

>>20437041
Ya I know. but I wanted a downloadable video

>>20434334
please understand bitchbeats need something to bitch about, no matter how completely retarded and incomprehensible it is

Guys, you know what would be funny? What if /morig/ pretends that the whole announcement IS graduation.

>>20437669
What if I just beat your ass instead?

>>20437669
I don't get it

>>20437252
Shit man, don't OD on Moririnium before the announcement tomorrow

>>20438449
Maybe i'm just drunk but there is an accountment tomorrow? I thought everything was after holofes and then her birthday ?

>>20438835
8:00 am EST, yeah
Frame's already up

>>20438835
She's got a bunch of announcements coming up

>>20436816
that doesn't take much time retard.
It's concerts. She wont be streaming because she'll be streaming concerts

>>20439229
Mori world tour!

>>20438912
>in 9 hours.
God dammit and I've drank too much to be confident in being up for that

I can’t help but have nerves about the announcement despite it undoubtedly being good, being a ksonbeat and all

>>20437669
Haha good one Ina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsEBRLhKXRU
Come watch the Kronster get destroyed by Elden Ring.

>>20440392
if it was that, she wouldn't be hyping it up so much and the dance collab would have had a much different atmosphere

I just want to say to you guys that she is cute, has always been cute and I wish I could give her the world.

Who had the idea to put the music announcement tweet on the anti thread.

I was enjoying people doing mental gymnastics.

>>20440501
It's very obviously not graduation, but the collab atmosphere comment is bogus.
Coco, Mori, and Ollie had a fantastic collab just a couple days before Coco's announcement.

Reminder that moom is turned on by him

>>20440392
she will join vshojo too

>>20440762
Dio's ginies...

>>20440639
You think you can just waltz into this establishment and say something that based?

>>20440741
they did, but the ending of it felt off when coco said she had an announcement stream upcoming

>>20440392
Kroniebeats eatin good tonight

>>20440741
If the Coco/Ollie Collab didn't hint you out. The Meme review was the biggest lynchpin of all.

Mori wears her heart too much that she wasn't able to control the conflicting emotions she had during that time

>>20441000
HEWS HATE!

>>20441041
>The Meme review was the biggest lynchpin of all.
Uh what? The meme review was awkward because Mori was incredibly anxious to be the first EN to collab with Coco and she didn't get any sleep the night before due to nerves.

>>20440741
No one can really know when or if a vtuber is going to graduate until it happens. I couldn’t have predicted either Coco or Rushia, I’ll probably be blindsided by the next holo to go. But I’m almost certain based on what we know about Mori and her future plans that she will be with Hololive for the foreseeable future. 3D concerts and more albums are on the way. It would take something crazy, out of left field for that to change.

>>20440501
I think her "hyping it up" is more pointing to her expecting there will be mixed feelings, because alot of it is her trying to assure people its good news as opposed to just letting the news speak for itself. If it is concert/tours like most expect there are alot of people that are kind of screwed over by it and she knows that.

Granted some of it might be Hololive fans having PTSD from "Announcements" and trying to mitigate that.

>>20441341
Not even Rushia could have predicted Rushia.

>>20441341
Rushi didn't graduate

>>20441399
If Rushia could have predicted Rushia we would still have Rushia.

>>20441473
Yeah, Termination =/= Graduation.

>>20441341
coco went out on her own terms. rushia was fired

I miss Rushia...

>>20441370
Ever since Coco's graduation pretty much every Holo has made a point to emphasize that their big announcements are gonna be good things. Otherwise, people worry too much.

>>20441599
Anything could happen. Mori could cave in a japs head in a fit of Amazonian rage. What then?

>>20441645
I don't

>>20441771
she will get away with it

>>20441852
Good for you

>>20441852

is there a place I can sign up for holofes that isn't in japanese ? I stopped doing my reps

>>20442164
We're in the year 2022 of our lord. Translation technology exists, anon

>>20442227
I don't trust the machines

>>20442311
Trust the machines.

>>20442471
t.machine

>>20442497
Incorrect. I am a skeleton just like you.

>>20442637
FUCKING GET HIM. Death to the machines

alright I've gone super ghost and nobody can stop me. I'm unhealthy

>>20443226
Well I'm a Super Ghost that has ascended past a Super Ghost, you can just call this Super Ghost 2

>>20435375
I'm curious, did anyone message you after you posted that?

I get back home roughly 7 hours after the stream. I wonder if either antis, falseflaggers, or the faggots here themselves will have burnt this place to the ground by the.

>>20443637
Anon!?

>>20443706
the antis got him

>>20443876
no........

>>20441771
I would love her even more.

Crazy with pink hair is my type.

>>20430574
original radahn was definitely scaled for like 70ish, he hits way harder than most of the lvl40 bosses

>>20444795
>Haman Karn
>Not the idol character with big boobs Meer not Lacus

>>20445194
Get your AU out of my UC thre.... wait which board am i on?

>>20445352
Why you are on /m/orig of course.

Has Mori ever considered playing Saints Row games?

>>20445500
If she does she needs to play them from the first one so she can watch the descent into madness that game series became.

Is it a coincidence...or...?
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1504676163263754247?s=21

>>20446185
they are getting gay married. we won

>>20446185
I can't believe Mori finally got Suisex.
I seriously hope there's a Death Star song coming, I NEED IT

>check when the Holofes streams are actually happening for my timezone
>it's actually at 12 AM both days for me
Fug it's closer than I thought. Not gonna be able to finish VoD reps by then. almost forgot to get tickets too

Hey anons, there's gonna be some kinda illegal restream cytube thing going for us poorfags to enjoy the show through, right? I'm already membered to Mori, Mori, Kiara and Ame just in HoloEN, my chuuba budget is strained even before overpriced concert tickets.
Captcha: 2MJAV

>>20446594
You know the drill, buy the tickets and eat only rice for the next two weeks

>>20446594
I don't know if watching live will be easy but there will almost definitely be an archive.

>>20446923
I'm more than likely going to watch the archive, and absolutely avoid the internet until it is uploaded to avoid spoilers

she did it. This girl accomplished her dreams

>>20429175
Sauce?

>>20445508
THIS! is a keepsake from my father!

>>20445508
DON'T LOSE YOUR GUUUUUH !!!

>>20447752
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86260643
I got it off Hypnohub didn't know there was 2 images

>>20435375

>>20446594
>Mori, Mori,
based fellow mori mori lover

Mori gently sucking the head of your cock with her messy bedhead flowing all over you....

this girl had a dream to be a voice actress and a singer and she has done it. I forgive her of everything

>>20448659
Just got my other "Mori" shirt in the mail. Glad to see her 3d model has her rocking her demon hat from her other form.

>>20448818
I can't afford to ghosling right now, stop...

>>20448939
>demon hat from her other form.
oh... a doxbeat

>>20446594
2 moris what

>>20448916
SHE ONLY WANTS ONE THING
Loving and tender sex with a friend

>>20449032
Ya, me

>>20449028
Her left Mori and her right Mori, no idea what >>20448939 this anon is going on about.

>>20448939
Why did you feel the need to post this here?

>>20449032
Yeah, (You).

>>20449083
Yeah you Mori

>>20448981
SHE HAD A DREAM FROM A YOUNG AGE AND SHE NEVER STOPPED

>>20445500
>Saints Row
She has played them on her own in the past. At least a couple back in high school era.

>>20449219
Oh. I was hoping I could see her smack men with dildos and larp as a chuuni gangsta

Is anyone else having an issue with virtual spwn receiving an error when you try to buy your FEStickets ?

>>20449568
IIRC this happened last year when it got close to the event. Too many people buying tickets at the last second caused the site to crash.

>>20449032
Ganbatte Fubuki!

>>20448939
>MON 21 BY 9:00 PM
onegai......

Would Mori footfags prefer if they stink or smell nice? What’s your preference?

>>20450597
true footfags understand that both have their appeal

>>20450597
go to sleep gura

Bros just being bros.

>>20450597
licking Moririn's feet fresh out of the shower....

Ok I've bought my tickets. Now the true test begins. How do I watch this ?

Thoughts?
https://youtu.be/gpe2atrs4LU?t=706

>>20451440
I would like to know too.

>>20451451
I'd hit Ollie for free.

>>20451451
I'd choke her

>>20451451
"You even say thankies to people you actually know?"

Why are you so fucking adorable Mori?

>>20451440
>>20451552
If you bought on spwn the stream will open a few hours before it starts iirc. Pretty easy to navigate the website. Just don't lose your account info.

>>20451451
>yes daddy
I'd beat the shit out of her for free

>>20451451
looks cute. Might aggressively mating press depending on how I feel later

>>20451792
>the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty two
>still letting dadfaggotry live rent free
for what purpose?

>>20450597
I'd play it safe and err on the clean side.

Mori really likes Blaidd huh. I kinda hope she misses the part where you have to kill him.

>>20451451
Ah, I'm afraid I don't have that kind of money.

>>20452072
Everyone I've talked to hated that they had to do that, but happiness is not allowed in fromsoft games.

Kronii is now a party mage.
We only need someone to be the designated healer/buffer.I hope Mumei plays it.

Really bummed out that the PS5 party isn't big compared to the PC party.

>>20452072
I did it for Lady Ranni's sake also I thought he already went crazy underground until I looked up the lore afterwards

>>20452171
Mumei seems to be staying away from Elden Ring for now it seems she doesn't want to attract the soulsborne crowd to her streams

>>20452171
What even is the summon limit in that game? would it be possible to do the festival with a full player party?

>>20452398
Two summons
>>20452341
I really don't blame her
I did enjoy how upset people got over Kronii cheesing margit on her third try. She didn't even explore, just went straight to him and won. Was glorious

>>20452341
She told the tourists in chat she isn't interested like 20 minutes ago

>>20452492

>>20452428
I know Ina already beat him, but it'd be fun to have a collab festival

Was worried that buying tickets would be too difficult, but it went smoothly enough.Hopefully I don't have to redownload Chrome to watch it lmao.

>>20452876
You know, anon, if you did your reps like a good boy it wouldn't be an issue

>>20441000
FUCK YEAH ANOTHER HEWS PIECE
Will he finish this?

>>20453277
y-y-yeah, any second now...

>will more than likely be asleep for the announcement
Normally would feel bad but I'm a overly anxious person when it comes to these sorts of things.

>>20451872
>rent free
Is it that when I'm not the one who brings it up, but retards who can't let their meme go even after more than a year? But yes, I still consider them subhuman.

Any chance for the album release date getting announced this stream?

>>20453319
I'm not familiar with artist practices so I don't know if he finishes sketches often or what not

>>20453394
>seething and calling people subhuman retards because of an unfunny joke
Yes. Extremely rent free.

>>20453394
It's rent free because you are angry while they are able to enjoy themselves, as subhuman as you claim them to be

>>20453485
But that's what they're

>>20453485
>>20453498
>LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door.
/r/hololive is two blocks down.

>>20453528
They're unfunny 12-year old baby children and seething this hard over them is kinda pathetic.

>>20453584
Keep seething, no amount of crying here will get them to stop. I for one believe dad jokes are shit, but I think venting your inability to ignore them here is worse faggotry.

You're all retards. Dadfags need to stop because even Mori is clearly sick of that shit and it's not funny anymore. The people seething every time the mention of milk or cigarettes shows up need to take their meds and go for a walk

...Are we really timelooping?

There's a funny ER stream: featuring MGS gameplay going on, and you should, i don't know....watch it?

>>20453836
CLOCK HATE

>>20453776
If you were to watch streams, you would know that Mori already addressed this by saying she doesn't give a fuck, and therefore we shouldn't either. Anything beyond that is just projection and amplifying a problem that doesn't exist. It's as easy as ignoring chat.

>>20453963
>you should share Mori's opinion on everything in existence
lol

SEA has nothing better to do at 2 in the afternoon on a Friday than talk shit more news at 11, back to you Morison

>>20441000
Me in the back.

>>20441000
Forgive me

>>20454151
kek

>>20453963
>she doesn't give a fuck
That's her answer to basically everything though, because she's afraid of upsetting anybody. Reminder that she allowed calling her an asshole, because she has such low self-esteem.

>>20453963
Anon if you were to watch streams, you would know Mori always says "you guys do what you want, as long as you're having fun". She says it about literally fucking everything, even if she personally dislikes it.

If you were to watch streams you would know she's exasperated every time she sees a comment about it now.

Do your reps and quit defending dadfaggotry this hard, it's a tired stale joke

>>20454151
A bit redundant since Kiara is a deadbeat, but I don't judge.

I can't believe we're timelooping about Dad jokes

>>20441000
FUCK HEWS

>>20454636
someone set the dial back too far and now we've returned to 2021

imagine you're grooming mori
she is your discord kitten

>>20453460
Very good chance, if not announcement for the announcement.

>>20453460
Is there any chance that the album wouldn't be coming out on her birthday?

excited for the good news

>>20451451
>Ollie's a dadfag
Oh right I forgot about that. No wonder I switched over to Reine.

Morning, Deadbeats. I see we have an upcoming stream. I'm not really excited, but I am definitely interested. Mainly looking forward to more Elden Ring, though. I love Elden Ring and I love it when my oshi plays it.

>>20453584
Not them and I don't really care about either side of this argument but I do agree that they're warping the term "rent free" when it doesn't belong here.

Watching the rest of the ER vod. Mori' face when she realizes the elevator leads to Caelid is sending my sides into orbit.
https://youtu.be/egOx3-Zxfhc?t=10200

>>20455602
that moment was amazing

>>20454264
>Reminder that she allowed calling her an asshole
I remember in one of her recent streams that she said that we're free to call her names and insult her but that it would make her sad. I know that's just her self-deprecation humor + "people can say what they want" mentality but it was still a bit off-putting.

>>20455650
Moririn... she's just like me...

Miori's doing a guerilla study/zatsu stream if you want something to watch during dead hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPqhws9yOw4

>>20442637
THICK

>>20455825
Literally who

>>20456021
-_-

>>20441370
>screwed over by it
Even as a fomofag who won't be able to attend any concerts for the foreseeable future, I wouldn't put it that harshly. Concerts are good for your boy.

>>20451451
Mori cute, Ollie cute, Roberu cute! Oga cute!, Haachama cute!!,everyone cute!!!

>>20456021
Your extended universe reps...

>>20456033
I don't need to constantly consoom new anime women, I'm here to talk about the wigger rapper with a side of ranch sauz

Here's a joke for you deadbeats!
Notorious B.I.G. was a fan of Mori Calliope. But then he decided he wants to oshi Kiara instead.
After watching Kiara for a bit he realized he likes Mori the most. What did he say when that happened?

I'm going going, back to back to, Calli Calli

>>20456163
Tell me about this, who wrote the bit, Mori or marketing?

>>20456199
Pretty sure Mori wrote it. It reads like something she would write.

>>20456199
Reading the other cards similar to this one, they do seem to be written by the talents themselves.

>>20456199
I think they wrote them because treerats was full of ESLism shit

>>20456230
Does Mori write speeches for Big Boss on the side?

>>20456199
Morketing

>>20456291
nah, she writes armstrong's speeches

I really hope Mori and Ina don't stream Elden Ring together. Not because I don't think they wouldn't get along super well and be entertaining on their own, but because that'd open them up to invasions and shitheads and script kiddies would flood in to try to invade them constantly, ruining their streams. It's unfortunate, but that's ultimately how it would end.

>>20456138
Shut the fuck up.

Mori build update

>>20456345

>>20456364
Damn that's a sexy scythe, what's it called?

>>20456397
Loriope...

>>20456389
It's a death scythe with blackflame blade buff. During gameplay I use bloodflame blade but I used black for the screenshot

>>20456230
_(「ε:)_彡

>>20456387
Don't listen to the anon saying they don't want colabs and ruining your on topic jokes they're just a sad bitch boy

Still watching ER vod, why does Mori keep saying duders and sire? Those are some weird words to latch onto.

>>20456528
>why does Mori keep saying duders
because it's similar to niggers

>>20456528
Speaking as someone equally autistic as Mori, certain words you say throughout the day will be stuck in your head and pop out of your mouth in sentences without you realizing the repetition. Duders and Sire are unique and potentially fun to say for her as well.

https://youtu.be/egOx3-Zxfhc?t=1884
let the bodies hit the floor!!!

God, I wish Mori would go onto the stage at Holofes and start off her performance with "Sup, you fucking niggers?" before launching into a devastating rap.

Hello good morning Mori thanks for crediting the artist always appreciated

>>20456803
Is giving artists credit a Mori thing or do other holos do it too?

>>20456864
Some people forget but an anon brought it up recently in thread so if she's lurking it's on her mind

Mori all up on you licking your ear and dripping all over your thigh....

>>20456897
Mori is always lurking. She's /here/ right now and I have PROOF >>20456453

>>20457206
I could have posted that myself
not proof

>>20457229
>t. Orange rootcrop

>>20457206
It's all so tiresome

>>20457229
ogey, Mori. Don't forget your coffee before the announcement

>>20457289
Hi Mori

>>20457289
Why would you confirm his suspicions, Mori?

>>20457289
Good evening Mori!

>>20457289
I love you Mori!