/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20373611
Borderline autism, but she is a sweetheart at times

>>20373611
>Kobe!
>falls from a great height

>>20373611
>what the FUCK is her problem?
All of them

>>20373829
>Borderline

best member of myth
keeps you guys seething as well which is fun
actually collabs outside of holo

>>20373829
>borderline
shes definitely crossed the boarder her stomach at the very least

Agency vtubers can only keep a maximum of 4 jokes, they're like Pokémon. Or shitty catchphrase-based comedy shows.

She's completely incapable of being sincere about anything. Everything has to be wrapped in 50 layers of irony for her. It's actually fucking tragic.

>>20373611
What kind of Kobe jokes? Ones about dying in a helicopter or about the girl he raped in a Colorado hotel?

>>20375065
She was bullied as a child for being into cringy things so now she has a deep seated fear of showing genuine interest in things, please andastan

>>20375280 (me)
Also she's a genuinely stupid fucking drug addled brain rotted bitch.
But mostly that first thing

>>20373611
>shrek
>kobe
>adam sandler
>jojo
She wants to meet a nice ogre-sized weeaboo comedian basketball star.

Watch streams, retards.

>>20373883
Didn't know we were talking about Kiara.

>>20373611
being unfunny is the least of her crimes

>>20373611
She really likes her shit, it's endearing.
Needs to learn how to actually talk about it though rather than just saying names and going "aeeeyyyyyy" like that passes for meaningful commentary.
When she does go into it she's a proper laugh

>>20373829
>sweetheart
>spends all her time trying to 'dab' on antis and idolculture

>>20373611
forgot jump king

>>20376738
She is genuinely a good person, but obviously you haven't watched enough for her. I don't deny that is painful to see her being totally reckless while dealing with stuff she doesn't like, like antis or idol culture

>>20373611
you forgot lean and vox

>>20377318
>doesn't watch jump king streams
anon, those 4 things are all she ever talks about

Antis getting mad about doing recurring bits now? Gets pathetic with each passing week

>>20377398
>hates idol culture
>joins an idol company
why?

>>20377518
Her "recurring bits" are genuine autism and wiggering.

>>20377642
Explain

>>20377398
this is so bad man you need to examine yourself

>>20377619
>entertainment company. But still not god at that

>>20376738
>all her time

>>20377785
true, about 5% of it

>>20377711
she has autism and is a wigger, what is there to explain?

>>20377447
>Japanese food
>childhood cartoons
>babysitter stories
>theater class

Do YOU watch Jump King streams, anon?

>>20377711
Buzzwords.

>>20378158
>shit game
>shit chuuba
No, why would I?

>>20377773
Who are you quoting?

>>20378451
>this is ALL she ever talks about
>no, I don't watch her streams

ogey

I just dont get it.
>oh she just sounds fake as fuck shes actually nice and cares I swear!!!!
literally just Fauna except she isnt ACTUALLY a sperg that has 50 clips of her being a shithead floating around.

>>20378580
>oh she just sounds fake as fuck
Mori talks like a typical white theater kid.

Think female JonTron.

>>20373611
She ruined the collab for me. I can't stand her

>>20378728
I see it now, but why can't she be funny like Jontron?

>>20376738
>spends all her time
Nah, 95% at most

>>20373611
>Jojo
What does she talk about when it comes to Jojo? Does she do an in depth discussion about the Kino that is Steel Ball Run with her chat or something? If so, then I might give this wigger a shot

>>20376738
>>20378815
When was the last time she tried to "dab on antis"?

>>20378158
>these topics still segue back to shrekjojosandlerkobe
do YOU?

>>20378849
She’s had some chats about what she liked about each parts and how she felt about it as she was going through them. Talks about loving joleyne a lot.

>>20378759
Yes, we heard you the past 20 times.

>>20378815
I want Calli to swear off any social media site that isn't twitter for a month and see how productive she gets, it feels like when she quit her full time job that spare time went towards browsing shit rather than resting or working. I bet the difference is staggering when she gets out of her own head.

>>20373611
All these things are fine or tolerable on their own but all four together seems insufferable. I already hate her voice.

I get disliking her because of reasons but at what point do you just get tired of talking about the same things all the time? Feels like every time she does literally anything I see at least 2 or 3 dedicated anti threads that pop up in response. Doesn't sound very enjoyable to do.

>implying any of these are a problem

>>20378989
That's it?

>>20375181
All your favorite rock stars from the 70s and 80s were massive pedos, yt
Also, John Lennon beat his wife

>>20379007
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret anon
She ruined the collab for me. I can't stand her

>>20378849
Only on her twitter spaces, mostly just characters and openings she likes and why she likes X part the most.
It's mostly how most surface-level normie conversations go where they'll say a character's name a certain way to indicate how they feel about them
>Jotaro my man!
or
>Aw Caesaaaaar
Rather than go into too much detail.
You can see this briefly in the Jump King collab when she was talking about it with IRyS, the unsubtle way they said a character's name immediately lead Mumei to ask "Oh do they die?"
I can't remember where, but she did briefly go into what Stands hololive members could have, that's probably the most interesting she's gotten.
She can't be bothered to pirate the manga so no SBR

>>20379195
I mean I don’t know what else you’re looking for. She’s not a media critic. She did an entirely Jojo music karaoke that was pretty kino.

>>20379030

----> >>20378906

please watch numi's upcoming cover!

>>20378072
genuinely good take

>>20379472
Nothing recently, but her using /here/ lingo in her recent streams still shows she's hanging about.
It's not like I don't want her to have fun, but more like a bet how different things would be before and after, because this place is poison, but addicting.

>>20373611

Mori needs to go back.

>>20383212

>drinks a full glass of lean
>ruins your oshi's collab
>streams over your oshi's birthday
>listens to your oshi's king cover

>>20373883
t. mori

>>20383816
>is baffled why other fandoms hate her

>>20387739
>implying that wasn't her plan
She wants to be hated especially here.
She wants to be villain.

>>20373611
You forgot salad from Domino's.

>the new narrative of cuckbeats is that she's a sweetheart
>has shitted on her colleagues multiple times, and literally has shitted on her job and fanbase publicly
Never change guys, you always make me laugh.

>>20387821
Yeah, the girl who is so sensitive towards things she dislikes that literally almost cries on stream because she doen'r like guns (hello neighbor stream), always takes the bait of antis (literal fat lolcow), and blames everyone for what a couple or idiots do against her (condom money, art review) actually wants to be an antagonist and not inside a permanent hugbox where she always have someone to lean on.
Look, I like her, but she's the one who manages it the worst.

I just hope she sticks to being fap bait in future 3D streams too. She doesn’t have much else to offer at this point

>>20373883
Set the very definition of cringe too, so members can learn to avoid her behaviour.
BIG UPS Mori.

>>20379231
Sounds based to me. Niggers need to step their game up.

>>20373611
Kiara the kind of friend you just happen to forget to invite to your birthdat party a second time

>>20388642
>has shitted on her colleagues multiple times
Has she? If there is one thing she likes about hololive is the holos themselves.
Anyway I don't believe that she is as bad person as /vt/ likes to say she is.

Still far more better than pettan joke

>>20379231
>John Lennon beat his wife
John Lennon was part negroid?

>>20373611
Her problem is _______(You)______.

>>20373611
I'm like "adam sandler isnt funny and never was , be yourself and forget about sandler" then i realize that mori is just not funny and her way of having fun is not relatable. Getting drunk to watch shit movies? Not me.

>>20377619
>auditions for idol company as a joke
>gets instantly accepted
>becomes a hit and crushes the competition
>gets bored and stops trying
>makes NTR jokes and admits to using drugs
>is still the EN chuuba with the most views
>her roomate also becomes more popular than ever
She literally cannot stop winning.

>>20379231
>Also, John Lennon beat his wife
That's probably what most of his fans wanted.