/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

RO ZE MI
KA WA II

Ike love!

Millie

Please elira or finana join these helpless girls....

Pathetic cowards

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet pure mermaid!

I love my daughterwife!

>>20368704
It's his birthday, another year older... all of his friends have already moved on. He sent a superchat to his oshi, hoping she would wish him 'Happy Birthday', but it was ignored it. "Still a virgin... still a fucking virgin" he muttered. Laying on his bed... he felt desperate, angry.... and horny.

In a snap decision, he decided to download Tinder. He went through the usual account creation.. putting in only selfies because no-one had ever taken a photo with him. The hopeless man swiped right on every woman he could see, so much that his thumb began to ache.
Still no matches. "It's hopeless" he whispered, dropping his phone and nestling his head into the nearest pillow.

*VRMMMM*.... *VRRRRMMMMMM* The phone began to vibrate, he reached for it hesitantly. Unicorn was flabbergasted, 'A match... someone actually likes me?'. He looked into her profile, 'She enjoys anime... chicken nuggies... AND VTUBERS!?... this has to be a bot.'
Bot or not, he decided to message her anyway.

They went through the usual formalities, a line to gauge interest and subsequent small talk thereafter. She was still somehow interested...
In an out-of-character move, Uni invited her to hangout at his place... tonight. The woman accepted... perhaps too eagerly. He ran to the shower, he hadn't washed in weeks.

Now he waited, the anxiety started trickle in.. the adrenaline from the match began to evaporate. She was late, his mind began to race 'So it was a bot- maybe I'm unlovable, maybe-' *DING-DONG* His front door blared. Gripping the knob strongly, he slowly opened his entrance, like a ray of hope... there she stood.

A tight red and black dress wrapped her curvy body, her nails sharing the same colour palette. Unicorn was speechless. You could hear her high-heels click-clatter through the hallway. "Soo.... this is your place? It's super clean!" her infectious smile beamed straight at him. He felt a bit out of place when standing next to her, so beautifully dressed.. compared to his meagre attire.

"I-I have some tendies in the oven if you w-wanna grab some-" before he could finish she enthusiastically replied "UHMMM... YES? I LOVE NUGGIES" She walked up behind Uni and purred "We can eat them while watching anime or something too.." Unicorn was feeling much better now...a girl in his house, who shares his love of processed chicken and anime? There's gotta be a catch...

On a leathery couch, they both sat, a warm blanket covering them both. Uni put on his favourite comedy anime 'Grand Blue'. Over the next few episodes, they shared emotions... laughing along the way. He felt a warmth residing on his shoulder... the girl was now resting on him... her breasts mere centimeters from his body. In a breathy voice she spoke "Hey... do you wanna... take this to bed?". Like a puppy, Unicorn nodded with complete obedience.

He pulled out a singular condom from his wallet, he bought it years ago when he still had hope for himself. They began the dance of fornication, missionary position like in all those copypastas he wrote on 4chan. Surprising even himself, he lasted far longer than what he expected. The two laid together, both exhausted from their most recent exercise, out of breath she exclaimed "T-that was amazing, do you mind if I stay over tonight?"

In the morning, as the birds began to sing... Unicorn was already on his laptop... his favourite Vtuber was streaming. behind him, a groggy maiden rose from her slumber. "I-is that a vtuber... is that ni-ninisanji?" she drowsily muttered. In an instant she dashed out of bed, "Omg... you didn't tell me you watched them!!" she playfully chopped at his neck. "Who's your favourite?... Well I'll tell you mine, Vox is sooo funny and when he streams with Reimu... omg wedding vibes and the-" Unicorn brazenly interrupted her "I don't like vox."

She stepped back.. "Y-you don't like Vox... but you like Nijisanji r-right?". Unicorn turned around, "I only watch my oshi, I don't really like male collabs.. or males in general". She was shocked, "W-well I hate your Oshi... she's a whore! T-there I said it!"

"Leave. NOW". Unicorn screamed at her, no one insults his Oshi.

Ship-chan stormed out of his room, "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING.... I..."

"I can fix him" she thought.
"Stupid sexy shiptranny" He muttered.

ENTER
NO ONE

I miss Luca

Should twitch links go in the OP

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

Nina Love!

Selen sounds hotter
what the fuck happened?

Love my zoomer lord!!!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE HAGS

>>20374481
I wouldn't mind Millie joining them

ENTER
NO ONE
These bitches are getting annoying just play the game normally

>>20373361
If what we can see of Pomu's thighs are any indication of her hips and ass, then she should have child-birthing hips. And considering that likely ain't happening, that's just more to enjoy for yourself

the funniest outcome would be for nobody to join and for someone to pee their pants haha
wouldn’t that be funny

Pomu lives in a tiny closet...

>>20374529
VR mics make you sound better, its proven fact

Arent both Slene and Pomu supposed to be "fuck you cunt" take no shit, hard ass bad bitches? Why are they like this?

>>20374520
augustus is so cute, this ending is perfect.

>Disney movie

pomu i cant kep awake much longer :(

>it's all outside so we'll be a little safer
She has no idea how wrong she is. Campsite is the worst map aside from asylum

FISH LOVE!

what's the point of playing it in vr if they are too pussy

>>20374585
gap moe

>>20374585
its all an Act did you see the dead space collab with Ike?
Selen was screaming while Ike was just vibing with a gun

Luca should join them!

>>20374613
Just go sleep its not gonna get any better

For all the shittalking she does, I'll never understand how Selen can be such a big chicken...

>>20374565
hahah, so funny, especially if they described it in detail as it happened.

>third stream in a row that is a failure
Is this the worst Pomu day ever in nijisanji?

Millie saw the Milliecord rickroll

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1504264339712323589

this gape moe is too cute

>>20374640
Cuz she's cute

>>20374547
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A WIFE I WANT TO DO THIS KIND OF CUTESY STUFF

>>20374613
better watch in case she privates it

>>20374570
Did she not move yet?

>Campsite
Pomu.....
Selen.....

>>20374640
Cute scared dragon...

>>20374627
He is probably taking a nap

LYRICA SEEEEEEEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

>>20374694
Still preparing for the move. I think she has until the end of March to move out.

>>20374694
iirc she said the apartment wasnt ready yet

this is even more scuff than amogus

>>20374715
Next you're gonna say you wanna fuck her

>>20374509

>>20374555
nobody likes your hime

>>20374715
I WANNA GO TO MALDIVES SO I CAN FUCK THIS HOT GRANDMA. HOT GRANDMA SEEEEEEEEX

>>20374715
Still surprised people seethe over a mod harder than this faggot.

>>20374656
But this is not a failure

What are the chances of Pomu privating this stream?

>>20374627
Didn’t he say he had a meeting after his nap?

>>20374771
I am here to fuck with your ritual!

>>20374785
None, this seems fine, they're just being babies

>>20374778
Mizuchi is annoying and not sex

>responding to ritualposts
are these newfags?

who's likely to join them??

Why is pomu's aspect ratio so bad?

The translation to english for Yotsuha's tweet reply to Alban's greeting translates his name to "Mr.Alberto" and i've been laughing at it for 5 minutes
https://twitter.com/Yotsuha_Umise/status/1503987125741813767?s=20&t=Kw9yTpaQCcqCqwVISmJ3rA

>>20374526
hypocrite hate!

>>20374847
me as a ghost when i fucking kill myself

>>20374771
I have already moved on from Lyrica but I still want to do Lyrica posts

>>20374509
I love famelira shipficposters

>>20374835
IDGAF about either of them

Lyrica poster is annoying and not sex either

>>20374509
Ewiwa laptop.jpg anon I LOVE YOUUUU
This is great... I love how you described Akurei ship chara, I want to be friends with her
>"I can fix him" she thought.
>"Stupid sexy shiptranny" He muttered.
Peak fiction. Thank you. You put such a nice comedic spin on this whole situation.

>>20374778
This one is nijisanji and the other one will never be nijisanji. Checks out

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>20374526
fuck nina for abandoning the collab

SELEN IS DEAD

>>20374880
Why is nina an hypocrite?

SELEN DIED LETS GOOOOOOO

>>20373775
>>20374008
I keep replaying the part in the minecraft collab when Sonny calls Elira "Ewiwa!" and then gives her a flower.
That was really cute.

POMU ALMOST PEED HERSELF

Chances that selen actually just peed her pants?

SELEN FLYING AWAY

Sooner or later she's gonna actually pee herself... maybe this stream

ENTER

holy vr-jank

>>20374565
pomu almost there

>I don't need God
>Gets possessed

>>20375001
31.3%

>I almost peed
Pomu please I can only be so erect.

>>20374996
Sonny really has a thing for jp hafu...

I'm crying.

selen is an atheist

>>20374929
neither of them are nijisanji technically anon

Man, Selen was actually terrified there.

i miss fulgur

>>20374997
I hope she drank a whole lot of water out of nervousness beforehand

>>20374847
Uki said he would once their meeting is over

>>20374996
Timestamp kudasai

I’m actually very tired of using ipad to draw. My right arm ache and I can barely concentrate on my works. Should I beg for my brother to get a new pc already so he can give his laptop to me…

There is one phasmo autist malding on Pomu's chat kek

I love my ghostwife!

Holy fuck Selen flying away was hilarious!

https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1504265576985767936

>>20375090
dont die anon please

>>20375108
I can't fucking wait for Reimu to have a new outfit.

>>20375090
anon... i like your artworks pls take care
cant you get a second hand pc or laptop?

>>20375090
Anon, if your arm aches you need to take a break or switch your sitting position or you'll permanently damage yourself, you shouldn't be in pain while drawing

>>20374680
I am already confused as to why the mc collab stream went private, I'm going to go nuts if this actual scuffed stream where nothing is happening somehow remains archived.

>>20375100
>phasmo autist
Those exist?

>>20374509
thank you for the food famelira

>>20375074
He mentioned killing himself like 10 times in amogus/mc collab how do Comfydants feel about this?

>>20374465
I don't know who this Pentomo is, or why they don't sleep and I'm convinced it's a bot doing this.
BUT if it's a person, they are VERY based indeed

>>20375090
Don't fuck up your wrist, carpal tunnel doesn't go away.

>>20375090
Please take a break anon... I love your works that you post here but you really shouldn't let it get that bad to the point of your arm hurting.

>>20375090
can you teach me to draw?

>>20375072
Reminder that selen most likely wet herself when she played horror games with rpr

>>20375090
Im sorry anon.. but you are not gonna make it passed the month..

CAMPFIRESONG SONG

>>20375108
Reimu needs some bigger eyes right fucking now, i don't think she's interested in it but a chibi Reimu would be cuter than her actual model

PETRA LOVE
HATERS HATE

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>20375259
Spotted the Pomu anti

SELEN IS SO CUTE WHEN SCARED AAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>20375090
We can come to an arrangement... *shows off lots of cash in right hand*

Why does Pomu sound twenty years younger in VR?

>>20375074
i think it's 50/50 on "omg i want to save him" and "dude shut the fuck up" but both sides just type "fulgur..."

>>20375090
Please take care of yourself anon, having carpal tunnel sucks ass especially for an artist.

>>20375259

>>20374972
I'm glad you asked anon.
During the Unrailed Nina roasted millie on stream for being a kusogaki and making lewd jokes, which is stupid because that's just how Millie behaves, and she's the witch of chaos.

Nina is a hypocrite because, only a few weeks later, during the Uno collab with Luxiem, she made even lewder jokes and sexual innouendos than millie ever did. So she did exactly what she embarrassed millie live on stream, THAT is the definition of a hypocrite.

and that's just the beginning, Nina is always being a bitch and a leech in everything she's part of. There's a reason why she is the most hated nijien.

ENTER BABABOOEY

BABABOOEY

BABA BUOY

ENTER
BABABOOEY

>>20375167
I’m actually broke to buy anything lmao
>>20375170
My right arm is permanently damaged already for 10 years now. My motivation to draw flipflops because of it. I have ways to deal with my right arm though, I have specific pose that lets me draw for long hours without straining my right arm. But I can’t do that with an ipad.

ENTER

>>20375090
Take a rest and doing hand stretching exercises. I got carpal tunnel at age 25 and that shit stays with you forever and makes playing games, drawing, and some physical activities fucking unbearable after a bit. Take care of yourself.

>>20375259
we can them antis here anon

>>20375090
Is that your OC? It's very cute. Maybe you can be my little sister vtuber for tonight.

>>20375218
Pretty metal.

>>20375329
Let's not forget when she came into Luca's stream just to ask him to stop what he was doing on stream to go into Selen's stream.

THE MAN OF SEX AND BABABOOEY

holy shit that was Ike?

>IT WAS IKE

Alright Ike, you fucking faggot. Your boring personality and your shitty voice. BUT you're very based for that.

IKE

>>20375357
Then I guess get a new pc before it spreads to your back
t. had that happen to me

ike sounds so sexy rn

Dammit NO

>>20375357
I NEED TO SAVE

Pomudachi's can't decide who it was and Dragoons immediately know it's Ike

>>20375218
mood

>>20375378
It's the new branch in JP anon, she was drawn by Luca's mama.

I thought it was vox
KEK

Damn Selen's sounds hot af right now
thinking about the post yesterday about knocking up Selen and her breaking down

>>20375378
I hate EN onlies

>>20375378
That's Luca and Alban's new little sister.

>finally the selen-pomu horror stream promised months ago

>dudes enter

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FUCK OFFF CAN'T THE GIRLS BE BY THEMSELVES FOR ONE STREAM

holy fuck these two idiots

>>20375485
They literally asked for this

>pike the male dyke
im out

>>20375085
https://youtu.be/0l601dR0qnI?t=7575
He calls to her Ewiwa twice while holding the flower then the flower pops up in her inventory as he walks away

>>20375485
The girls asked for help to everyone anon

>>20375485
NO ANON YOU CANT SAY THAT
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION IF SADX WAS ANYTHING TO GO BY
HOW DARE YOU BE A FAN OF SOME PEOPLE BUT NOT EVERYONE

>>20375485
They asked for it dipshit

>>20375485
Guess I'm going to bed

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black, I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon.

>>20375466
Dude... she hasn't even existed for 24 hours yet. Calm down.

>>20375485
ENTER
SELEN x IKE POMU x SHU SISTERS
EXIT
HOLOBRONY UNICORNS

>>20375329
Based Nina, I like her

>>20375485
>CAN'T THE GIRLS BE BY THEMSELVES
they literally can't though?

>>20375329
Do you have a timestamp for the unrailed one?

>>20375567
>POMU x SHU
What? that exists? kek

>>20375393
I believe it, Nina is a bitch.

i hate men for ruining everything by doing what the girls want

>>20375524
Taichou is so cute.
This timestamp sounds like VR chat Elira lol. When all the fans surrounded her and she said hii

Shu literally never sleeps.

>>20375567
>ships that don't exist
retard

>>20375609
the crackest of crack ships

>>20375609
no, i just made it up

>>20375466
This is what I get for playing hgames all day.

>>20375609
shu x selen is my OTP

>>20375485
I wish these dumb bitches can be by themselves but they couldn't even play the game for 5 minutes without shitting themselves.

>>20375625
he based

>>20375420
I’ll try to ask my brother about it. He’s a big hypocrite about his words though, he said things about helping me but never bothered to do anything unless prompted

>>20375419
EEEYYYY

>>20375485
Hey as long as it isnt Luca I wont shit up the thread I promise

>>20375625
He's too busy carrying NijiEN on his back.

>>20375567
>SELEN x IKE
hot

>>20375603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ijIwACYAMY
5:20
notice how Millie feels embarrassed and stays quiet afterwards.

Selen's breathy yeahs are kinda erotic.

bros Shu and Ike are both girls so it's okay

Nice face rigging, kusoge

Shu and Ike are kinda like girls so

>>20375591
I want to rape Nina

I'm so sorry Shu, I used to shit on you but you're genuinely my favorite NijiEN boy now...

>>20375695
Good luck anon. And thank you for all the free art.

Can Famillie anon post? I don't want to give that bait a (You)

the girls literally asked them to come in tho

>>20375701
Yeah I don't mind shipping but every time there's a pomu and Luca collab the thread gets obnoxious.

>>20375609
Surprised no one has shitposted about it before. Shu probably joins Pomu's streams more often than Luca does

>>20375537
If you're complaining about something that the girls LITERALLY ASKED FOR and blaming the dudes instead of them then yeah, you're retarded.

>>20375695
fuck off, blogpost somewhere else

>>20375520
>>20375529
>>20375542
The girls might not understand but when the viewers see it's a Selen-Pomu collab they expect Selen and Pomu , not Selen Pomu Ike Shu and whoever else is going to barge in later

>>20375749
And I asked them to cum

>>20375724
This. Stop doomposting dummies.

>>20375591
I used to like nina but not anymore after she dipped on everyone to play by herself today. i hate people like that.

>Shu and Pomu phasmo
I member...

>>20375750
every time there is a Pomu stream the thread gets obnoxious.

>>20375695
you can always take commissions since you're already posting arts on twitter right?

Reminder that Ike only dates non-white women

umm didn't they call out mysta as well where is he?

Tangina, ang sarap ni Millie. Ang sarap sarap talaga niya. Sino bang hindi magkakagusto sa kanya at kakantutin siya, eh nakakatuwa panoorin ang mga streams niya at hindi nakakasawa pakinggan ang boses niya, lalo na kapag kumakanta siya? Tangina gusto ko rin siya makita bago mamatay. Panginoong Diyos, parang awa mo na gusto kong pakasalan si Millie.

SON OF A BITCH, MILLIE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. SHE'S SO SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HER AND WANT TO FUCK HER, WHEN HER STREAMS ARE ENJOYABLE AND HAS A VOICE NOBODY WILL GROW TIRED OF, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SINGS? SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SEE HER BEFORE I DIE, GOD PLEASE I WANNA MARRY MILLIE.

>>20375620
Yeah he was really cute during the collab. I'm going through Elira's POV to make my own timestamps since he didn't have a POV.

>>20375671
that's the point, I want to hear them scared and helpless and hear piss permeating selen's pants

>>20375612
It happened during Selens soft talking YLYL stream. Nina barges in while Luca is doing zatsudan and talking about childhood stories, and demands he does something funny. Then he rants for 10 minutes about how lame and unfunny it is to ask people to be funny on the spot.

>>20375810
Anxiety please understand

>>20375793
I disagree

Pomu must've peed from that

They’re not gonna make it

This is kino what are you crying about?

>>20375810
in my bed
it's 1 am we are going to sleep

I hope Pomu and Selen have an off collab someday

>>20375774
Tough shit. Their stream, their rules. Take a poof and chill

>>20375810
The game is for 4 players only anon, he probably gave up the slot to Shu.
But now Mysta is alone in the vc.....

>>20375841
Damp, not a full release.

>>20375810
>Mysta getting to chat with some bros finally until Ike and Shu get pulled away by the Numberfag Duo
Life conspires to agitate Mysta's inner-menhera.

>>20375774
When the viewers see that it's a phasmo collab they probably also expect the streamers to atleast see the ghost and get scared by it and not each other.

>>20375046
He's such a weeb...

this is truly a women moment, begging for men to save them.

sisters IMAGINE Ike crossdressing while Selen is in a suit dancing together

>>20375810
having discord sex with mika

>>20375810
>they have to mention Mysta every time now so Mystakes can see their retard oshi doesnt want to join anything
lol lmfao

Milliecord is laughing their asses now that Millie has seen this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOvcZo99itQ

>>20375371
No, it’s not carpal tunnel. Some anon mentioned something about permanent muscle damage due to overwork, and it affected my shoulder and can get to the whole right arm on colder weather.

>>20375736
it's okay shu Is a good boy he'd forgive you

SELEN MAKING NAZI SALUTES!

From Shu's tweet

Why is the ikester sounding so sexy for?

>>20375774
Then get mad at them instead of the boys, fag.

>>20375774
I dunno how to tell you this anon but it’s already been a full hour of selen and pomu

>>20375915
This could have been you and your oshi, dragoons or pomudachi.

>>20375767
but when Nina does it shes a leech...

Ike's wording things in a way to freak the girls the fuck out. LMAO

>>20375891
I dont give a shit about your daggy discord. Discordfaggots always ruins streams, No exceptions

>>20375736
Reading this shit makes me happy so many anons gave my oshi a 2nd chance

imagine seething over ike and shu of all ppl
where is luca btw?

>>20375774
At this point, I like to play a game where if I see a thumbnail with girls only, I try to guess which male they're gonna invite in. Ike is the best guess most of the time, followed by Shu.

>>20375612
it happened, even selen and finana were like “isn’t Luca streaming”

>>20375954
Show me where in my post I complained about Nina or shut the fuck up.

Ike sounds so attractive

Elira in Pomu's chat

Ike is such a good tsukommi

>>20376004
shu is basically a girl

>>20375751
probably the loud shippers everytime luca pomu collabing that make bros irritated

>>20375976
Still pissed about that superchat relay that they planned in her last day of ASMR week?

>>20375994
luca went back to bed after the minecraft collab

>>20376025
>Not in the stream
Elira HATES Pomu!

>Pomu's VR model height is shorter than even Selen's.
How short is this woman? LMAO

>>20376030
right on cue!

>Pomu and Selen are freaking out and constantly breathing heavily out of fear
>Ike and Shu are just vibing, finding evidence and fucking with the girls
MALE SUPREMACY

>you guys are dumb

>>20376025
>Get in there
Is she talking about the Pshu ship or the Selike ship?

>>20376012
>>20374953
Right here Anon, it even says you have the same name of "Anonymous"

Anon btfo'd once again by my superior wit

>>20376050
ship-seethers are much louder than actual shippers you have no idea what you're talking about

>Why do you guys keep saying Christopher, his name is George Anderson

I don't know why but that made me laugh out loud

>>20375774
I think you are new, because that's one of the reasson why a lot of people liked the Lazusidya days

I wanted to see the /loe/ meltdown from Ike and shu joining but I guess it died fugg the one time Id like it to be up it's dead

>>20375954
nina is a leech though, that's an undeniable fact. She earned that title for herself, now she has to live with it.

>>20376004
Shu is basically one of the girls now and if this keeps up, Ike will be too.
Not that I mind, I love these two.

>>20375994
I'm not seething personally but I was hoping for just a solo selen and pomu stream. I'm okay with males and having them join but a part of me just wants to enjoy selen and pomu being scared shitless.
But honestly out of all the males to join I'd rather have these two than like vox and mysta or Luca and Uki

>making males do all the work
kek

>>20376157
people don't like it now because they're males, anon.

>>20376088
Pomu is like an inch or two away from clinically being considered a midget

i am genuinely amazed that there are nijisanji fans who won't watch a collab because there are men in it. this is not the company for you.

>>20375520
>>20375529
>>20375542
>>20375767
I don't think anyone's blamming the dudes. I think it's clearly just that some are just a little but understanibly upset that now it's not soley a Selen and Pomu stream like they were lead to believe it was going to be, but it is what it is

Holy fucking shit did Ike just play DBD in Phasmo?

I tolerate sonny x elira much more than shu x elira, in fact I think it's really cute when it's sonny

>>20376211
I thought if you were under 5ft you were automatically a midget

>>20376108
BEST BOY TRIGGERING FLASHBACKS

>>20376239
because you can self insert on sonny

>>20376223
>i am genuinely amazed that there are nijisanji fans
Same, I thought cuckoldry and ntr were niche fetishes but here you guys are.

>>20376239
What i jwu where did this ship come from lol

I'm not going to lie, I'm fine with Ike and Shu joining since they're both chill and contribute to the humor, but I do wish we'd get impromptu guests other than Shu sometimes. "Variety is the spice of life," as they say. No offense to Shu, of course.

>>20376223
main audience for female vtubers are lonely guys, anon. it's pathetic but understandable

They really miss solo streams

>>20376244
She's 4ft 10"

>>20375720
what

>>20376239
>39
Shut up elira you slut you'd fuck both of them at the same time and you know it

>>20376226
>I don't think anyone's blamming the dudes.
You have much more faith in the average anon than me.

>>20376239
Its because Shu is too much of a responsible chad to self insert into. Sonny is a bumbling stuttering pathetic mess

>>20376223
Pomudachi are massive gachikoi which is why they're freaking out now, and why they're one of the worst fanbases in /NijiEN/

>>20376223
Here's a real and honest answer for you anon.
I do not watch any of the males, not because they are males, but because they are designed to be fujobait, or have gay sounding lispy voices, they are not entertaining to me, is that so hard to understand?
I watch male streamers, but they are bro streamers.

>>20376291
it's ALWAYS Shu or Ike unironically too
Never Vox or Luca

>>20376207
Just like real life

>>20376300
Wtf white people can be short?

>>20376291
Did you think Selen and Pomu could get someone from Holo to join the stream?

>>20376341
I wish Vox jumped in more. I miss him.

>>20376341
>never Luca

>>20376291
We could've gotten Mysta but you how he is.

>>20376356
Selen could get Ollie if she manage to invite her for the Apex Season 2

>>20376337
But they're not fujobaiting here, they're actually playing the game with Pomu and Selen. But you people are still freaking out.

>>20376289
sonny acted shy with elira and gave her a flower in minecraft

>>20376223
>nijisanji fans
No they aren't
Most of them probably aren't even watching the stream they're complaining about

why the fuck is pomu's heartrate so high

>>20376331
no I'm not faggot. I love Ike and Shu

>>20375720
Did you get the timestamp wrong?

>>20376402
dude sounds gay to me, I'm not interested.

ayo who's jim

>>20376410
small creatures often have a higher heart rate

>>20376386
Vox has so much charisma everything just revolves around him when he joins in something. He has to self nerf

Shu and Ike are pretty gay. Are any of the new guys remotely straight?

AYOOOOOO

>>20376341
>>20376386
Vox will only join if it's an ongoing collab he isn't invited to.

>>20376337
Shu and Ike don't really fujobait though, and Ike's lisp isn't a gay one he's just a swede.

>>20376410
Probably didn't calibrate.

AYO WHO'S JIM

AYO

>>20376331
huh? i don't give a fuck... line them all up so i can tongue their assholes

>>20376323
I know and it's hard

>>20376457
Ike is the straightest

>>20376410
she is afraid of the black character

Why even bother replying to unicorns larping as nijisanji fans?

>>20376331
Every single Pomudachi is gay. No one sees Pomu romantiaclly, pomufags just want to get with the lads

>>20376239
Elira deserves better than the bumbling mess that is sonny. Idk about shu and eliras pl though so whatever.

>>20376457
>he wants a straight guy to hit on his oshi
oh so you fags really are cucks

>>20376239
Sorry bro. I'm already thinking up of unit names for them. Sunny Skies because Sonny + Solar sky dragon.

>>20376487
KEK

>>20376295
This is why I compartmentalize. If I want the Idol/unicorn experience, I'll watch Hololive.
If I want to watch people fucking around and having fun, Nijisanji is the way to go.

Also it helps that the guys are generally diminutive if there's a conflict with a girl.

>>20376331
I don't really see anyone freaking out

>@everyone on discord
>no one wants to join and make the stream more than camping the door
>2 males join
>weeeeeh why are they ruining the stream
They're still scared as hell but now they're actually doing something and the dudes aren't obnoxious.
Kill yourself, now.

Pomu is not real Pomu is not real Pomu is not real Pomu is not real Pomu is not real Pomu is not real

>>20376291
The problem is that besides Vox, Uki, and Fulgur. All of them are quite shy to just randomly join even if they were everyone pinged

JUst came in, have Selen and Pomu been drinking?

>>20376410
Considering she almost reached 160 at the start, this isn't particularly high

>>20376291
>>20376291
Shu is the only that fits seamlessly into any group. Vox sometimes works when he is in the "rambling to himself in the background" mode. Luca will just take over the spotlight naturally whether he intends to or not. Uki might be okay but he won't even be there. Sonny might be a good candidate for it though.

On the female side, there is always Petra.

>>20376461
KEK true
I want this to happen again

>>20376539
Yes, water

>>20376457
Sonny? Except for his shota fetish. Alban is actually extremely straight though he pretends not to be.

>>20376521
I'm just glad its not the aussie again desu

>>20376289
They had a few cute moments in the minecraft collab

>>20376441
you sound like a bigger faggot right now for being filtered by a voice of all things

>>20376402
>>20376473
bruh why do you care if people don't like your vtubers. You do you and I'll do me.
Yeah I know this is manjisanji, but you can't make me watch luxiem, or even worse noctyx.

>>20376457
Yugo.

>>20376387
when was the last time Luca joined impromptu
I literally can't remember

jwu, where did ike and shu come from, where the girls super lost?

>>20376457
Ike is straight af, he's just Swedish.

>>20376521
Yeah. People are saying they wanted to watch Selen and Pomu lose their shit but when they were together nothing was happening they were just at the door

>>20376582
The uncomfortable pause every time Alban and Sonny fujobait at each other is painful.

>>20376410
I think it's not her real heartrate, maybe it's broken

>>20376289
Minecraft stream + yesterday when he was playing getting over it he lit up when elira sent a chat on stream

>>20376628
Sweden is being raped by migrants. He is gay by default

ENTER

>>20376621
They were big babies and wouldn't go inside houses

>>20376608
No one cares if you don't like them but shitting up every thread and whining does not help your case.

>>20376487
understandable, never relax around blacks.

ENTER
MUSHROOM

>>20376457
Yugo is AGGRESSIVELY straight
Literally his first tweet was "Where are the bitches?"

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile.

>>20376551
>On the female side, there is always Petra.
Not if Pomu has anything to say about it. Whatever though since I'm pretty sure most of the girls sans Rosemi should be available as guests right now.

>>20376678
I will now watch your stream.

the girls just wanted someone to bully to hide their fear...

ironically, ike's avatar kinda looks like his RL face

>>20376678
>>20376691
huh? where?

>>20376655
I think its funny whenever Alban talks to his chat and this bring up their husbandos and hes desperately trying to relate. Its painful.

>>20376721
Ike's a guy?

>>20376680
>shitting up
I made 2 posts in this thread replying to you faggot.

Ganba Sonny ~

>>20376461
fuck I just got it

>>20376701
>Yugo
>Male

>>20374509
Based Fanelira always, as their oshi would say, coming in clutch.

>>20376644
the point is that both of them were losing their shit
I don't want to see actual phasmo gameplay or progress, just girls screaming and saying shit like "I almost peed myself"

>>20376617
Actually joining the stream? Rosemi's celebration stream.
In terms of involving himself in the stream, yesterday's Minecraft with Pomu.

>>20376750
no. have you heard him yawn?

>>20376405
>in minecraft
Oh my god the social retardation required to ship two people over minecraft...

Thats 15 year old nonbinary neurodivergent MCYT stan on twitter level autism Im sobbing.

>>20376721
I was thinking that. I didn't want to post it

>>20376728
He joined discord and tried to scare the girls, I think he left.

>>20376728
He joined the phasmo group's VC, did a zombie groan and then left.

pomu stop moaning...

What the hell I thought that was a sneeze

>Femanons are not filtering out the bronies with their yaoi posting

ENTER ALBAN
EXIT ALBAN

>>20376860
I miss her...

>>20376771
>Male wave
seethe

I like Ike's funny words

>>20376860
What if the bronies also enjoy the yaoi posting??
Nah, it can't be.

>>20376795
I understand none of those words but I agree completely

>>20376406
>distorted amamyas
what has this world come to

>>20376860
The thread is slow, why clutter it?

>>20376912
>he

>>20374509
HOLD UP
>09 again
Explain.

>>20376300
So wouldn't that be actual midget ?

>YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN SELEN
Wtf Pomu

I'm not watching, not because I don't like the bros, but because I FUCKING HATE PHASMO

>>20376860
I miss Lulu-sama...

>you have no boobs you are a man
pomu...

>Selen YOU ARE A MAN
Holy shit Pomu you can't misgender your co-workers!

>SELEN YOU ARE A MAN. YOU HAVE NO BOOBS. YOU ARE A MAN. YOU ARE A MAN.
YUGO DON'T WATCH

>YOU ARE A MAN!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POMU JUST TRIGGERED MY DYSPHORIA FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU FUCK POMU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20376457
Ike straight as a rod

>Pomu being transphobic
FUCK OFF YOUNFUCKING BITCH. Fuck you, Words matter, Jesus. What a bitch

I can't believe dragoons are gay

Pomu and Selen camaraderie is cute

Pomu needs to STOPPED ASAP
CANCEL THIS BIGOT

Pomu's one to talk about boobs

Elira's delicious breasts in my face!

>>20376740
Not really, the guy actually knows some shit about otomes. He likes Hakuoki which is a fucking classic. That's less gay than swallowing pride to call your coworker so cute with a deafening silence afterwards.

Kek troons in meltdown. Based pomu

>>20376974
>>20376976
>>20376980
>>20376981
>>20376987
>>20376990
>>20376999
>>20377025
>>20377034
you are very funny, bravo

pomu getting all the trannies back for PWNBJ.
I say BASED.

>>20376860
>anons ask femanons for yaoi posting to drive out bronies
>femanons post yaoi
>Anons getting angry because femanons are shitting up the thread by spamming yaoi
Like clockwork

>>20377063
Yes, seethe

>>20376860
I don't feel like yaoi posting all the time, I'm just watching the collab. Leave me alone why do you always cry for help instead of hiding reply chains

>The way Pomu said Ron Weasley
I know that...
https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4?t=48

Yeah I think Pomu knows a bit about ghosts

>>20377063
YWNBAW