/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

sometimes i write chat messages without sending them but gura reads them anyway. i am pretty sure gura hacked my computer and installed a shark virus and that's how she can see what i'm typing

At least that bait was more interesting than the normal bait

>>20298343
Anon watch out, she has cameras in your room and you don't know it.

>>20298245
Proof next thread!
Also, that means you're a discordfag, how retarded are you to out yourself like that just for attention.
Kek.
>>20298343
Based.

sometimes gura reads my message and im always super surprised every time

>>20298343
this happened to me too, does she live in my closet?

>>20298357
It does help flex those thinking and memory muscles.

glango gaspipe

Gura read my chat in the karaoke and my heart stopped

>>20298286

gura doesnt read my messages because i never write anything except :_guramm: x3

>>20298479
you should try slipping in a TuT and the occasional message worth reading, she reads mine sometimes

>>20298458
this one time she read my messages back to back and i felt dirty for getting that much attention.

>>20298343
Sometimes she looks over my shoulder when im typing but then i tell her to go back to her desk

>>20298525
im not really a talky person and by the time I think of something good to say the moment has passed. emotes are a good crutch for room temp IQ idiots like me.

Sometimes i wonder how many of the times she read my chats were really just her reading someone else who typed the exact same thing.

Your Goober Eats has arrived chumbies! She only ate Half your food this time!

Gura loves me and wants to train me to drool when I hear her voice.

Gura always skips my SCs because i ask in them for pissy cunny permissions.

>>20298703
She left some of it...she loves me...

>>20298703
well shes a growing shark she can have the other half as well

>>20298659
happens alot but thats why you add specific things to it or a weird twist

>>20298389
all the paypigs are on the discord, so yeah i would have to be on discord to know them. i don't care what discord's telemetry gathers from my throwaway vm

>>20298744
I believe it. She seems to be trying ot train everyone to get horny when they hear her drool.

>>20298812
Then you should head back

>>20298703
I will pay extra for gura's leftover

lets say this one stream, for whatever reason gura actually has picked a very specific user and she only reads his messages and thats you. wwyd?

>>20299040
cum

>>20299040
yeah ,me

>>20299040
Profess my undying love for her

>>20299040
Stop chatting.

Gura put my name on the turkey and I only had to chat a few times thinking it was futile. I still feel good thinking about how I'm sort of immortalized on that turkey, in that one special Gura stream.

>>20299040
Gura called me out once and I got extremely embarrassed and stopped talking. So that, I guess.

>>20299165
same, i can't believe she put me on the turkey twice

CHEST DAY BTFO
WAGMI

>>20299040
Yeah me

>>20299228
>actually picks the one and only chumbud that doesnt want to be bullied by her
how does she do it?

>>20299040
think it's weird and find a new oshi

>>20299287
I did want to be bullied by her, I'm just very shy

>>20299228
what'd you say anon?

>>20299325
I've managed to avoid having my name show up in these threads and I want to keep it that way.

gura is very disappointed in me for my choice of board games and for my gross comments about toenail clippings and such!

>>20299383
based, keep up the good work

>>20299287
We do want to be bullied we are just shybuds.

>chumbuds are proven shy betas
fanbase does reflect the oshi

>>20299722
seriously why are you guys so cute i want to cheer you on along with gura now

>>20299722
It's hard bro...

>>20298458
same desu

>>20299722
weren't ame fans also exposed as a bunch of twinks?
i wonder if there's any correlation.

>>20298458
poka poka poka poka

>>20299040
gura read my message oonce but didnt get the joke now she thinks im weird

>>20299944
What was the joke?

>>20299040
I'd type sweet things and things I think would make her giggle or go on tangents all stream

>>20299997
"a blue negro, a red indian, and a white jew walk into a bar..."

>>20299722
I mostly only type here since It's nice hiding within the guise of anonymity and I can't handle talking to people because of my social anxiety

>>20299165
>I'm not on there
I don't feel too bad though, there are a lot of names on there that didn't stick around

>>20300048

>>20300066
same desu

>>20300335
Look how happy he is!

>>20300335
gura cute again today

>>20299722
I am submissive and breedable

>>20300436
kys

>>20299722
more like gigachads

>>20300542
>Tfw gigachad body but still shy

>>20300525
nyo

>>20300525
Why would I when Gura exist? And my mom and dad would be really sad

>>20300638
puf puf?

>>20300714
Your mom

>>20298754
What a brat

>be 18
>girls asking if im single, grinding on me, staring at me
>social anxiety too severe to do shit other than be known as the mute hot kid
>10 yrs later aged like shit. just look like a normie or worse thanks to depression and loneliness even with a nice job
bros do what you can now. you don't know what the future holds...

>>20301115
I'm older than you though

>>20301115
work out, get fit, fuck

>>20301223
getting fit doesnt fix social anxiety

>>20301115
Start lifting with us bro.

>>20301269
It makes you feel better about yourself and calms your soul. When you have dominion over your body your confidence soars. I am still working on my crippling social anxiety but it gets easier every day.

>>20301269
it builds your confidence so you'll be able to socialize a little better. A buff social retard is more acceptable than a fat one.

>>20299040
>my face on the left when my comments lead to a topic that got clipped a couple of times
>mfw Gura probably stopped a story short because she didn't want to play favorites

>my face on the right when those comments were from a proxy account

>>20299722
for months, until she started doing traditional read-down-the-list SC readings, i tried to optimize my SC timing to avoid her reading it

>>20301269
people care less about how fucked you are mentally when you're not fat and disgusting

*casts a spell to get relaly big boobs*

>>20301838
I hope you achieve your dreams Gura but I like you as you are

>>20301269
you really think this damn brat wants your fat blobby body anon?

PUMP. THAT. IRON.

>>20301919
wants sexually? no, but I think she'd want to poke me to see the jiggle

>>20301923
Gura is pregnant with my child.

>>20301838

*Casts a spell to reflatten Gura*
This brat is going to be flat. Nothing persona, kid

>>20301838
sorry gura it doesnt work like that

>>20301838
This you?

>>20301919
cumbies im not the fittest but also nowhere near fat, it's just that i used to be both, fat and then fit and it never helped my social anxiety. i got lazy and ive been in a middle state for quite a few years now.

>>20302171
nope

>>20302171
She wish.

>>20302171
This is still the best shortstack Gura art and probably the only one I like

>>20298300
I am almost certain she put the wrong time for the idol bootcamp and that will be a clusterfuck tomorrow because it doesn't match Kiara's who I think also wrote the wrong time

>>20302182
First step is to diet. You don't even have to work out that much unless you wanna retain ur muscles. I'd suggest meal prep so you know how much ur eating a week

>>20302421
even if this is a problem they'll all be in discord and clear it up instantly

>>20301838
That spell could be used for things that really matter more like her finishing games.

>>20302586
I'm saying for you when you go to watch it. Kiara has it correct, she just labeled it as EST instead of EDT, but I am pretty sure the time works out correct. Gura is going to stream 3 hours before she listed based on what Kiara wrote. Ina's schedule is in agreement with Kiara and Mori and Ame haven't put their stuff down yet so I think Gura is the only one who fucked up. It will be 5pm EDT and 2 pm PDT, so like her normal sunday/member stream time. Maybe an hour earlier if you are a yuro. Whatever time Kiara wrote that made sense

>>20302724

>>20302928
this was your sc wasn't it anon

>>20302724
Based
Yesmen seething

>>20302767
>gura posts a schedule for once and she messes the time up
please dont tell her or we will never see a schedule again

>>20302997
no but i'm sure he posts here

>>20303028
>he needs schedules

I’m excited to see what Gura will want to do after she gets her 3D

>>20303216
RFA

>>20303087
dont need but its nice to have regardless, knowing when gura will stream next

>>20303216
Honestly I'm looking forward to 3D karaoke the most. would she be able to play the uke or banjo in 3D?

>>20302084
based watamage

>>20302084
watamage... I kneel...

>>20304413
based

>>20302084
watamage is good now?

>>20304899
Temporary alliance just for HoloFes.

>>20304899
The enemy of my enemy is my friend, in this case the enemy is tiddies.

>>20305109
Booba will never be my enemy.

Fuck Fathands Ollie apparently did a hand cam and then doxxed herself using a cd as a mirror. Hope this doesn't prevent Gura from doing the handcam she said she would do

>>20305470
that's old news

>>20305517
I thought it happened like yesterday or something?

>>20305930
Go back.

>>20302928
Lucky bastard, I want Gura to laugh and tease me.. all for just 5 bucks too.

look at this so-called gem of the sea and imagine Gura singing Reflect at holofes

>>20306310
Oh shit i forgot that shes gonna perform that now im VERY hyped

>>20298525
10/10 agree.

Gura reads a shocking number of my messages, both out loud and pausing to read them quietly then commenting.

>>20306310
ive never watched before, how likely is it they'll have the mv in the background on a screen while gura sings in front of it? that would be cool

https://poal.me/fjykjx
vt admits gura is sex

>>20306814
botted

>>20306963
why would they bot the obvious winner?

i write my messages specifically not for a response. i only try to make gura laugh, even omitting question marks. the thought gura has to ponder on my likely shitty question makes my skin crawl

gura wants to wear a dog collar to an offcollab

i got this in my recommended.... what if gura got the same vid....

I'm in love with Gura!

Anybody got some Guras getting headpats you can post?

>>20307272
hopefully she did, baker is a dumb job to idolize.

>>20307362

>>20307362

>>20307362
I gotchu covered.

>>20307438
>>20307527
Ayyy.
>>20307553
wat

>>20307678
You asked for Guras getting headpats so I got you an image of 2 Guras getting patted.

>>20306963
nope, all me and my smart fridges
>>20307362

>>20307438
>>20307527
>>20307712
>>20307764
This is gold Jerry, GOLD!

When did Gura like this? TuT

>>20307362

>>20307272
I hate seeing all these "give up on x because of y" videos.

holy shit gura went on a like spree tonight

>>20308217
She finished recording her part of Holofes and is in a good mood.

>>20308297
based

I am in love with your oshi
Lmao Chumkeks feel cucked yet?

>>20299722
>obsessed with blue and spikey things
>enjoys greasy foods
>extreme fetishes
>hedgehog's dilemma

There's something that Gura reflects but I not sure what.
>pic unrelated

>>20308440
no one loves her more than me so if anything you're all the ones getting cucked

>>20308217
Liked some pretty damn good ones.

>>20308440
Not more than me so no.

>>20308639
that's from this morning

>>20308440
sharks can be impregnated by multiple men and I find that hot so go ahead

>>20308947
>>20308440
My babies will eat your babies anyways.

>>20308947
A fellow public use aficionado?

>>20309006
gura won't let them, she'll force all of our chumbabies to get along because she's a good girl.

>>20309028
The coolest what?

>>20309095
Tongue.

>>20309055
hell yeah brother

>>20309127
It is pretty cool

>>20309181
How did you get this video of my daughter wife and me?

god just imagine a line of chumbuds getting ready to pound Gura's cunny, and as the line gets to you, you notice the cum overflowing inside her, as well as covering her and the floor, before plunging your cock into the stew of semen that's been brewing inside of her.

>>20307865
yesterday

>>20309575
I think you might be gay, seems like the cum excites you more than the girl. Gura is MINE and I don't share women.

>>20309575
cringe
>>20309794
based but I will be the last

>>20309794
our dicks were designed to competition's jizz from our own. we're built for gang rape like it or not

>>20309575
hot

>>20309575
all me

>>20309940
*separate

>>20309794
yeah me I wrote this post

>>20309575
I hate this

>>20309794
I agree, Gura is mine and mine alone

>>20306463
the only time I ever noticed her read my message was when the laughed while reading my name for a superchat and had to read it over

>>20309794
I've developed or amplified multiple fetishes specifically when it's Gura involved. In this case my public use fetish is vastly amplified by Gura being the target of it.

>>20309794
>>20310012
>>20310056
All me

>>20299040
Just an fyi this already happens and it is me. The only reason she reads other peoples messages is because I only type in chat very rarely and sometimes not at all.

>>20310096
based, mine too

>>20307165
timestamp?
>>20308021
that isn't really one discouraging people. It is one where he is singing as song and then at the end decides his friend is a good baker

Mumes is playing duel lingo

>>20306814
>>20306963
Funny thing about that. Marine is the one that is botted. I've had this poal up since it started and Guras numbers when up pretty naturally and its super obvious someone was just using a vpn for marine after it got reposted the next day.

>>20310168
she didn't say exactly that but it was february 18 karaoke

>>20299040
that would be pretty dank. I used to watch 2view blood bowl players on twitch and was a notorious shitposter that the streamers would always talk to

>>20310286
the members gurillia one?

>>20310253
I hope Gura plays Korean Duolingo sometime in the future.

Along with nihongo part 2.

official daki when

>>20311812
it's coming soon. She really excited about the birthday merch

>>20311812
Kronii just got one and it was the most requested merch, so I'm hoping soon.

>>20311843
You can buy ME, and put my smell on it! It's like I'm really there!

>>20311812
>>20311843
I will get mine and take it with me to every expo.

>>20311812
I will be super disapointed and will let her know over and over if she doesnt make one honestly.

>>20311955
don't do it over and over or you just annoy the shit out of her and make her not do it out of spite

>>20311812
Fun fact. Gura is about the same height as the standard body pillow.

>>20312101

>>20312088
If shes not doing it next birthday than she never will. So honestly I dont really give a fuck because annoying people is how you get what you want.

>>20312164
hasn't worked for that one dmc faggot, Gura holds grudges and she is motivated by spite

>>20312164
If you're a toddler, sure

>>20311843
Am I gonna have to wait another 8 months to receive it once I buy it?

>>20311940
my guess for merch is the daki, a Gura smell item, and a shrimp or dino Gura plushie

>>20312210
Good and he will continue to piss her off until she either caves to pressure or explodes and proves him right.

>>20312101
The CO one is basically the exact size of what she would be in real life

>>20312258
Thats.... honestly kind of true.

>>20312258
Daki fans are antis.

>>20312258
>>20312334
Or she could shadowban him

>>20312210
Worked for ASMR

>>20312407
If the worst thing an anti does is superchat "Really disappointed we didnt get a Daki, is there any reason for that." than they are better than most fans.

>>20312226
I got my birthday Merch in late september or early october, all about who you order through.

>>20312472
oh nyo not my vpn on my alt account!!!!!!

>>20312478
No, it didn't. Those superchats were respectful and love-filled. Comparing them to annoying faggots demanding she do so and so is ridiculous.

>>20312576
No they wernt. ASMR fags were so fucking annoying and obnoxious with their superchats and bitching that it was a members reward and she wasnt doing them and that she must hate ASMR.

>>20312566
Just saying she doesn't have to read your shit if she really doesn't want to

>>20312643
You're confusing posts here with superchats

>>20312657
She reads all the superchats even if not out loud.
Sometimes the superchats she doesnt read have more impact on her than you think.
>>20312686
>he doesnt watch streams
Dude I get not paying attention to superchats but there were fuck tons bitching about asmr every single stream with superchats enabled.

>>20312258
>implying that if she ever gets back to it it will be thanks to him
gura mentioned wanting to go back to DMC like less than a week before she got that SC, if anything shit like that makes gura put it off more

>>20312753
I'm not saying they were good SCs. But I don't remember any that were overtly annoying or rude, which is what this conversation is suggesting.

>>20312753
I'm going to give you the benefit of a doubt and assume this is true. Those weren't the superchats that convinced her to do it, retard. The ones that did were kind and loving and not bitchy at all.

>>20312753
it's true that I don't read any SC but I know that /ggg/ makes a huge deal out of any barely negative SC there was so the fact that I don't remember squat makes me pretty certain it at least wasn't a barrage of annoying fags

>>20313006
They are too busy bitching about people who get attention from Gura.
If she doesnt read the superchat it doesnt exist to people here.

>>20313058
I read the superchats every stream, anon. Try again.

>>20298286
She's back to idol path again. Good shark

Anyways I'm done with this stupid convo. Gura WILL have a daki so it doesnt matter

To post in this tread any further you must rub the dino gura big tummy tummy

>>20311812
I hope we get a daki and her scent. God I wouldn't be able to stop ferociously masturbating for weeks if we got both.

I'm going to swallow my sense of shame, buy a Gura daki, and proudly display it in my bedroom in my parents' house.

>>20313236
I have several dakis and never hid them from anybody

>>20313058
>If she doesnt read the superchat it doesnt exist to people here.
BULL FUCKING SHIT
that DMC super was posted before gura read it, the thread couldn't stop talking about those valentine gift begging supers that one discordfaag was sending and gura didn't read any of them, some homo collab beggar was posted over and over before gura ignored it, it also couldn't stop talking about some whiny red ARS super from the resident schizo that gura didn't read back after her january break, and those are the examples from the top of my mind that happened this year so far

/ggg/ is OBSESSED with finding drama in SCs, if it's barely negative or talks about politics (like trans attentionwhores or something) the thread can't shut up about it even after gura ignores them, if more people ITT said drama didn't happen over ASMR and I can't remember it either I choose to believe them over one single guy saying "dood everyone just ignored it/forgot"

i'm not dying for a gura daki but i'd buy it and only take out and put the cover on when i have no visitors

why are you guys so timid all of a sudden?

im going to fuck my gura daki and im gonna pretend it is her

I'm here for shark lewds. What are your favorites?

>>20313175
rubrubrubrub

>>20313225
>>20313236
>>20313343
>>20313485
>>20313489
>>20313541
These faggots hate Gura so much they wont even rub her tummy tummy.....

>>20313175
rub rub rubbidy rub
>>20313485
how FUCKING DARE you forget to list the 30 part love poem

>>20313567
I don't like the rub tummy meme, sorry. I will massage her feet.

>>20313559
I like this one

>>20313633
Holy fuck.... and you guys called the daki person an anti

>>20313567
No rubs only mating presses.

>>20313633
I don't like it either

>>20313633
fucking cringe

>>20313175
Rubrubrubrub

>>20313236
>>20313489
Imagine being ashamed of expressing your affection for the cunny shark anime girl

>>20312753
I wish people would superchat her ways to fix her set up and other constructive criticism regarding her faults rather than spam about a daki

>>20313799
god look at that butt

>>20313899
night bud

>>20313888
Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>20313899
oyasame

>>20313541
>why are you guys so timid all of a sudden?
I don't want a lewd daki, I just want something cute I can cuddle with when I sleep every night.

>>20313888
They do but she ignores them harder than she ignored tutorials in Elden Ring

>>20313541
This. It'll be a great upgrade to the blahaj.

>>20314036
thats why there are two sides

>>20313541
I'm a NEET and fear I would get kicked out of the house if I did that. Otherwise I would.

>>20314077
I'd rather both sides be cute though

>>20314036
honestly there 100% won't be a lewd daki, cover even gave her tits for the swimsuit pic in her previous merch, so if there is a daki it's going to be a pure cute one and it will cause drama with twitter moralcrusaders regardless but who cares

>>20314178
I'm having difficulty imagining a pure cute daki. Gura is so sexy that it doesn't compute.

>>20313757
i dont want to explain why the fuck i have a shark child pillow

>>20314369
normalfags get out of my hobby

I love Gura's fat shark tail

>>20314056
Yeah but the point is that constructive criticism doesn't get spammed nearly as hard as stupid things like DMC

Sleepy face, drooling daki

>>20314647
I don't want to feel compelled to lick my daki every time I see it

>>20314439
hey gura is my coping mechanism too

>>20314596
Thats because she doesnt read helpful advice but she does read complaints.

>>20314877
She does read helpful advice. I can think of several times she's gone oh that's helpful thank you

>>20314928
"Gura sell plants to the merchant"

I love Gura more than anything else, I hope she sleeps well tonight. Can't wait to see her dance with her friends tomorrow!

Gura small

>>20312258
he stopped posting completely after that project diva stream

>>20315959
wow. gura is the schizo-whisperer

>>20315959
To be fair she hasn't streamed much on her channel since then

>>20316150
he commented and chatted enough that the sudden gap is noticeable

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~

>>20315959
When was the last superchat reading?

Gura Cute
Daki soon pls

>>20316267
wasn't it that? that doesn't have anything to do with it. he regularly sent multiple chat messages and left multiple comments on the same VOD and almost never skipped VODs.

>>20315959
>>20316177
Did you stalk his chat history after he sent that or something

>>20316438
yeah and then i looked at how many VOD comments he leaves and that was also alarming

>>20316185
C'mere cutie!

I actually want a plushie more than a dakimakura.

>>20316473
Gura doesnt care and neither should you

>>20316850
don't mind if i just toss your schizo mindreading garbage where it belongs

Gurass

>People have faith in a dakimakura merch
Anons I'm sorry but we don't live in Japan

just listened to When I Was Your Man, beautiful falsetto and belting. not bad.

>>20316185
How many times do I have to tell you this female brat? DON'T BREAK INTO MY HOUSE

So, duoling perms are back?

>>20317954
Not for Gura. Shes not allowed to have fun.

>>20317954
that stream was very enjoyable

>>20317954
yep, maybe next schedule we will see it

>>20317832
she's breaking in on purpose anon. You gotta correct this brat

>>20313175
rubrubrubrubrub

Tonight stream is at Gura time -3 and not Gura time pay attention to that.
And probably a 30min delay because EN scuff and it’s 6am for Mori

>>20318593
Jokes on you getting correct is exactly her purpose

>>20318822
rubrubrubrub
thank you dino poster

>>20313899
Good sleeps.

>check #gawrt
>20 variations of Gawr Gura plane
Based or cringe?

>>20319625
Where is the gura plane going ?

>>20319732
Japan.

>>20319767
Yeah me (my name is japan, true fr no cap), gura is going to be inside me

>>20319625
autism of this caliber is always based

>>20319625
Bringed. At least he used graphing paper to keep things straight and neat.

>>20319625
based, why do you even have to ask?

>>20319625
based for the planes but cringe for spamming the art tag instead of just using a thread

Looks like I am finally the last chumbud. Gura will be my wife if no objections in 10 mins

>>20322483
not so fast

>>20322483

>>20322483
I'm not sure how, but it seems I've once again made this post

>>20322483
no way fag

>>20322483
you wish

holostarsEN is going to be in the same discord server as Gura... privately DMing Gura... maybe even one day collabing with Gura. How can I go on like this

>>20322782
You leave, do it now.

>>20322782
Like a goddamned adult?

10 mins up. I see no objections other than me samefagging. Gura will be my wife and our wedding will be held during Holofes day 1. Remember to join.

>>20322782
>New IP
>Homo mention
Go back

>>20322886
I made this post

>>20319625
Im legit scared of people like this....

Gouda morning

>>20323466
Glued morning chumbie!

>>20323466
What if gouda but not cheese ?

Is gawr gura actually nazi? She likes nazi stuff on twitter and also says things like white power on stream

It's time for sleep reps chumbros. Good night.

>>20323831
Gura collab with pewdiepie when ?

>>20323831

Google know.

>>20323831
Wrong timeline, chumbie.

>>20323911
me

Looks like I'm the last chumbud.

>>20324831
>Casts spell to make you not the last chumbud

>>20324884
>implying magic is real

>>20324922
>He doesn't know

>>20324956
I know everything. I am the Last Chumbud.

>>20325004
You know nothing. You are not a chumbud, you are Gura.

>>20325088
Oh nyo!

>>20324956
But why would you a cup of Gura when you could a bowl of Gura instead?

>>20325217
why would you want a bowl of Gura when you could have a jar of Gura?

>>20325400
Well, I'm a little worried what she's standing in.

>>20325440
White Russia.