/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

MALE VOICE YAB

>>20246210
cute

>>20246210
i want to slap that big forehead of hers

KIARA LOVE

wanana

I want to dance with Gura

GOGURAGO

LA BAMBA: HELL VERSION

rrat

Meimei a violence!

gura

Gura cute

What is the best way to fuck a rat? Like an actual one.

I'm gonna fuck Mumei.
In the vagina that she has

All of these controls are making Meimei's poor brain go into overdrive while playing Doom Eternal. The fast paced action is both making her excited and giddy but also increasing her panic levels when hordes of enemies are throwing fireballs and loogies at her from every direction. Despite the cute little autistic noises she makes when fighting, she's actually ripping and tearing these demons with gleeful abandonment and that makes her really damn cute. A cute little murderous owl rocking out the the REALLY LOUD BGM. As she explores more and gets used to the speed, she's definitely going to be one killer Doomowl. Now stand before her, she needs to chainsaw you to obtain more ammo and you must do so for the glory of Mumeism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC54FGrBqEc
Haachama has no plans for this Minecraft stream, as she just wanted to play Minecraft today so that's what she's doing. She's grabbed some materials and is building up a nice bridge on a piece of land she's created and going off on that. She's also joking around with the Haatons who are messing with her just like they usually do and it's pretty cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMqOQqRi2Uo
White Day is this day and because of that, Bae will take it upon herself to read all of the White Day pick up lines you mating press obsessed lunatics are able to come up with. And no answering Mating Press when someone says Cheesed to Meet You is NOT a good pick up line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Ms3hQ_IAY
Koyori is still all smiles right now as she continues to happily read all of the supachat she's received these past days and going off on all kinds of tangent to make this birthday Asakoyo stream a cute and bright one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHLP1LxJBPM
Chumbuds are still over there leaking water out of their faces because their oshi Gura is making them kneel through the goddamn floor with her expert singing skills. Watch your step, their tears make the floor really slippery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH3CHa6qPlE
In less than 55 minutes, IRyS is going to spend today holding a nice and comfy zatsudan while reading all of the Birthday Supachat she received on her big day. If you're looking to chill out with a sweet nephilim, then congratulations you've got the perfect stream incoming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afAqJkXS4Pc
Also in less than 55 minutes, we've got another session of Hollow Knight being brought to us on a silver clock hand as Kronii's slowly but surely reaching the end of this long, bug filled journey. It's been one of her longest series and it's going to be weird not seeing come back, but maybe with the end of Kronii's Hollow Knight, time will be healed and Silksong news will be released, just like how Bayonetta 3 news was released after Ina beat Bayonetta! Positive thinking /hlgg/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR1X3ZUPL1M
ALSO in less than 55 minutes, Big Pizza Papa's bringing his lunch to the table today and blessing us with yet another one of his nice and comfy lunch zatsudan streams that he's so very fond of. You'll be able to learn what food Aruran is eating, what he's been playing off stream and what kind of mess he gets in with his fellow Holostar friends. It's really fun and comfy and Aruran's got a great voice to calm you raging souls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ85bl7yMkA
>Songs Released
Congratulations to Iofi for her successful release of her original song Q&A=E Kyawaii! She made the art for the entire video and it's so sweet and adorable that you'll get a sugar high just from viewing it once. It's super catchy and fun, a song that will for sure get suck into your head for days on end and bring a smile to that frowning, wrinkly face of yours. That's why if you haven't streamed it yet, you should go do so as soon as possible.
https://youtu.be/Rd6kufQ7ONc

how you UOH in spanish?

GO GURA GO

ARIBA SENIORE GURA

>>20246210
The 3rd most popular EN

I LOVE GURA SO MUCH

PARA BAILAR LA BAMABA

Whenever I went to an arcade in Japan the only thing I did was take purikura. I always walked by – you know, in arcades it’s usually when you walk through the – the gaming portion, you eventually end up in, uh, at some purikura booths. The gaming things, they always look fun but I never really, um, take time to use them because the reason why I’m usually in there is because me and my friend usually want to take purikura. Whoever I’m with, usually a girl, we usually want to take purikuras to commemorate it.

“What is it?” It’s like a photo booth, but like, a cute one where, um, the machine will kind of, like, “cutify” you by making your eyes much bigger and your skin much shinier, and um, your legs much longer and it’s really cute, and then you – after you take the photos – it’s perfect lighting, by the way – you move over to the other side and you start decorating and there’s a limited time, and then, and then, after decorating with, like, stickers and shiny letters and all that, you, eh, and choosing layouts, there’s, like, a lot of fancy cute layouts, really cute graphic design, and you go to the other side of the booth, and then you wait a little bit and it gets printed out while you’re typing in your email address and it will, like, then send it to your email address and you also get the – get it, like, on a strip, like in a proper photo booth, and then you cut it, then usually after it’s printed out, you would both go to the table, and there’s usually, like, one or two table close to the purikura booth with a scissor, but the scissor is, like, um, on a chain to the, to the, um, table, and then y-you’re like “Okay who – do you wanna cut it, or should I cut it?” and then you usually go “Ah, I’ll cut it, it’s okay” then you cut it really nicely through the middle, and then you say “Uh, I think this one is yours” and then “I’ll take the one that’s mine and I’ll put into my, into my, into my purse” and then we’re both happy, and then you’re like “Yay! Look how we’re looking really cute! Only on those purikuras because they make us a million times cuter”.

Actually, you know what? As a, as a foreigner, it makes you look really crazy cause those purikura booths, they’re usually, like, um, um, programmed in a way that they look really good on – on - on Asian features, face - facial features, um, but as a foreigner going in there, it always makes me look really really fucking crazy, like a fucking alien. Me and my foreigner friends would always laugh about how ridiculous we look. And then sometimes you can, like, choose, like how – how much it’s gonna “alienate” you, like, there’s, like, options like “natural” and even natural is fucking ridiculous but it’s so cute I still like it, yeah. Anyway, I have a lot of purikura, I have, like, a box of all of my purikura that I took, uh, over the course of the past many, many years and it’s nice – a nice memory to look back upon and there’s so many different purikura machines, like, there’s actually a huge fucking, um, business behind that. I once worked with a purikura company in Japan before though, um, and – and – and I – I know how the process is of creating one, and they have so many - they put out so many different every month, so if you go, ehh, to – to the arcades no so often, then – then - then, ehh, then you will see every time you go there there’s new ones.

Oh, also the interesting thing is, maybe you didn’t notice, but, um, you know, the arcade part you can go no matter what gender you are, but sometimes some places that you’re not allowed to go to purikura part if you’re not a girl, yeah, because I guess a lot of guys go there to pick up girls, or they used to, so they made it so that only girls are allowed for some. But then, you know, who wanna take purikura with, um, with their boyfriends, so, uh, there other – there – there *are* other places that allow boys as well, and then you go in there with your boyfriend I guess, but then, the thing is, like, it really – it really doesn’t look good with men, like, it looks ridiculous with men. It – it works with girls, but some – there’s some purikuras that are made, uh, to be used with – with your boyfriend, if you have a boyfriend, um, so then you can choose, like, on which side th – the, um, of the, um, camera the boy is standing, so that guy will be photoshopped, like, a little bit more in a, in a nnnn, not so feminine way, ehh, but it was still creepy but it’s funny, it’s cute, it’s a cute memory.

¡Arriba las manos putos!

EL CHOCHITO DE GURA

Gura cute Gura cute!

The Play Dice instrumental both really reminds me of Kyouran Hey Kids and a fighting game stage BGM

Yeah, whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nn-azvL0so

No but like for real Mumei broke her neck and no one's saying anything about it

>>20246502
Can't even beat Ame numbers for doom

Haachama love

¡Hermanos hispanos es nuestro momento!

>>20246495
UOOOHRRRIIIBA

Matsuri is cute!

>>20246475
Hearts for the Heart Owl!

Autotune has never worked on Gura

>>20246502
That would be a bronze medal if it was a competition, good thing it isn't.

HERMANOS, ESTAMOS GANANDO!

HELP I AM ADDICTED TO WHITE WOMEN

SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFwsutxhcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFwsutxhcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFwsutxhcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFwsutxhcY

FUCK OFF SPICS

>>20246537
You're really easy to bait you know that.

teamates look like this?

Ah, spicbuds, if you even wonder how good she is singing i japanese, this is pretty much what JOPs listen when she sings.

>>20246480
New York City I hear has the thiccest rats.

Why does Mumei have a lolipop?

>>20246497
Right here friend!

Kronii sounds so nice in her voice acting. I wish she sounded like that all the time.

>>20246513

*Deep breath* Um, anyway, maybe I should stop. I love purikura. I love purikura. Haven’t used it in a long time, though. Actually, I used to, um, my problem was when I lived in Japan, that, um, I had a, I had a different phone can – contract. I had like a, I don’t know, it was more like a pay, um, I don’t know how to explain it, but I didn’t have a proper phone contract for a while, and – and – and, you know, uh, when you choose the email address that they send the purikura data to, um, it only gives you, like, certain, uh, choices, like, you can only use, like, um… uh, Japanese phone contract emails that come, like, with the phone contract, yeah, it’s kind of weird, so I could usually not download it but I would always send the code to, like, a Japanese friend that I had, I would be like “Hey you, sorry to annoy you again, but I just took some purikura with a friend, can you download this for me?” yeah, and they would send it to me. Mm. Yeah, it was weird, you can’t type in, like, a Gmail address or whatever, it has to be like a Softbank address, for example.

Anyway, I should stop.

They would always be so happy, though. They would be like “Yeah, I’ll download it!” and then she would send it to me and she would be like “Kiara, you look so cute in these, ehh!” and then I’m like, “No, I look like a fucking alien but okay, thank you!” Yeah, it’s indeed kinda cute, alien, but still cute.

Anyway, I should stop. Anyway, anyway, I should stop. Oh! You can also - sometimes you can make videos too and they’re really cute.

Anyway, I should stop.

Oh! And also, th – those photo booths, one thing that’s special about them too, and different from normal photo booths from Western countries, is that, like, there’s, like, really really annoying and – and excited voices, hyped up cute voices that are like “Ah! Let’s take a photo! Let’s stand like this! Oh! So cute! Next photo! Ah! Three, two, one, go! Oh! Wonderful! You did such a great job! Now let’s try this pose! Oh! Best friends forever! Ah! Now please move on to the next booth. Please don’t forget anything a – any of your belongings in this booth, and, and carefully go to the next booth, thank you! – to the other side of the booth and decorate your purikura! Oh! Yeah! Welcome to the decoration! Please use these stamps! Yeah! All these are so cute! Oh! Seasonal stamps! Yay! Very cute! Thank you very much! Ah, ah, so cute! Wonderful! Ah! Kawaii, kawaii! Ooaabublbl” and then it would be like “Ah! You only have ten seconds remaining! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Thank you! Please move to the other side of the booth. Bye bye!” and so on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, I should stop.

Oh! I wanna take purikura with the girls once we’re all in Japan together. Mm. I never took purikura with Calli. Maaaan… Yeah, we never took purikura together, what the fuck? And once I get them over to Japan we’re gonna take purikura. Yoooo.

Okay, okay, I’ll go now.

“Boss I’m late, what’s purikura?” Oh, come on! And in German we say “Auf Wiedersehen!”
When you go to Japan, take some purikura, but, but look out first if you’re allowed to go in there as a boy. Mm. Sometimes you’re not. And you will shock the girls. You’ll shook the girls, the schoolgirls, they’ll be like “Kyaaaaa~! Kyaaaaa~!” I mean, they won’t really say anything. They won’t really be like “Go out. Leave.” They won’t have the courage to.

But anyway, bye bye!

Also, also, did you know that usually around the purikura place there’s often always a cre – crepe – crepe place close to it. Not always, though. I mean, Japanese, they – oh my – don’t even get me started on Japanese style “crepus” , crepes. They’re amazing. Oh my – don’t even – don’t –

Anyway, I should stop.

Ohh, maybe I should make a stream where I try to recreate the Japanese-style, Harajuku-style crepe! Oooooooooooooooh, let’s buy, let’s buy a crepe plate! I was thinking about that anyway a – cause I saw an ad in Amazon, there’s like these – these – these – these crepe, umm, heat plate thingies. Yeah, there’s round ones. Mmmmmmmm. Oh, I should try. I’m not gonna use hot glue!

Anyway, I should … stop.

Oh! We could use raspberries from my balcony once they’ve, once they are, umm, growing.

A – A – A – Anyway…

>>20246475
YEAH

>>20246475
KILLING!

>>20246537
Still 3rd when it comes to CCV

>>20246566
NICE

AMIGOS

my wife is on!

DANCE FOR ME, /hlgg/

Gura??

>>20246497
Hoomans, just like their oshi, get very violent when they really want to do something, and a Hooman really wanted to pound some bratty Oni ass.
https://files.catbox.moe/8q8e08.mp4

CHUMKEKS WHO WAS THAT

A RAT

GURRAT

GOOMBA REAL VOICE YAB!?

Give Gura five more years to mature a bit more and I think she'd make a great mother

>>20246566
She found it, nice.

>>20246569
Why a bear?

Why is Mumei consuming a lollipop while slicing and dicing demons?

RRATS

>>20246557
Hey thats me, how did you get this pic of me and Mumei?

>>20246568
I'm just speaking facts, you're free to spend the thread coping again.

>>20246554
I already gave her mine

Gura is too retarded for anything that's not a GoXLR

mumei stream...
nice...

>replaces kino intro with Play Dice
How do we correct this nezugaki?

>I'm so hyper right now
>I almost spat out my drink
Mumei is very vocal about what she feels. She's definitely the type that would say "your dick feels so good inside my pussy, it makes me feel hot and tingly" out loud when having sex.

>>20246513
>>20246591
god shes cute

SHAWTY

i dont think there are any actual tacos here

>>20246604
ACTUAL cope

YAB MUMEI

>>20246557
Is that?

I just heard Aloe for a second

REAL VOICE REVEAL

Mumei...your audio...

I love her so much

WHOS THAT

>all this tech problems
DOOM IS SO FUCKING CURSED
GOD BLESS

Mumei your mic...

NO GURA DONT

>>20246572
nunca

sex...

>>20246661
Robo ky.... not like this

what the fuck did she do

>>20246653
Anon, you may have autism. I'm sorry.

Mumei...?

>>20246475
Violence and horny.

>>20246639
why not?

What the fuck is happening in these streams

>>20246567
WATCH SOME JAPANESE, KOREAN OR ID WOMEN TOO. THEN IT'S NOT A RACE THING.

>>20246593
>>20246603
YEAH

Mumei stop eating your mic

Am I hearing Gura or am I hear Mumei right now, what is going on. My brain is frying.

GURA IS DISRESPECTING THE PRIDE OF HOLOLIVE

Triangle...

>Gura messes with her mic
>Mumei mic get fucked
COINCIDENCE?

>>20246665
I hope its just temporary since she just released it

Mumei NO!
You forgot to turn your voice changer back on!

When did hoomans start to get so obnoxious? Wow Congratulations your oshi is top 3 ccv wise because of her constant karaoke spam

Why does Doom break streams?

>>20246557
God I wish that were me.

Mooms real voice yab

Mumei reporting live from donbass

>>20246569
Yes, and?

AAAAAAHHH THE NUMBERS
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NUMBERED.
The numbers of subscribers. The numbers of views. The numbers of likes. The numbers of comments. The numbers of streams. The numbers of streaming hours. The numbers of superchats. The numbers of memberships. The numbers, numbers, NUMBERS, NUMBEEERS AAAHHHHH I NEED MORE NUMBERS.
The numbers of posts. The numbers of antis. The numbers of votes on polls. The numbers of hags. The numbers of towa mentions. The numbers of doxxes. The numbers of her body count. Numbers, I can't live without the numbers. I cant function without them, each waking moment I need numbers. The numbers of the amounts of farts she did. The numbers of pukes. The numbers of sneezes. The numbers of hair follicles on her little cunny. The numbers of her healthy eggs that can be released into her womb. The number of wrinkles on her anus. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS OF MEDS, NUMBERS OF SCHIZOS, NUMBERS OF MENTAL ILLNESS ACROSS THE NATION. When I go to sleep, all I see are her numbers, they keep ticking and I cant shut them off. I count each number of my oshi, counting the numbers of things I know about her and the number of things I don't. I have scripts that go through the threads and calculate the number of posts for her. The numbers against her. The word count numbers. The letter numbers. The image numbers. The UUUUOOOOOHHHH numbers. The numbers of [DELETED]. I cross reference the numbers and build new number based narratives out of the numbers.
I run multiple ranking sites to see the numbers go up and down. I number post on /hlg/. Numbers on /vt/, 5ch, 2ch and all other places. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

HAACHAMA DID THIS HER VOICE WAS NORMAL THE ENTIRE TIME

moom post

>Gura is better at getting the right key than her autotune can
Is this just pure genetics?

oh my god, gura

>>20246639
>>20231105

TOES MENTION

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GURA

>>20246569
No

>>20246716
Murder machine owl

>>20246755
>He's still mad

I love Kronii!

Someone help her

>>20246756
Carmack fuckin HATES vtubers

>>20246566
Pandering the spic demographic, great strategy.
I guess the Koreans are all gone now, huh?

>>20246763
boomgey

GO GURA GO

GO COPS GET THE DOGS

fuck me I just got thrown way back into the past

>>20246755
Jesus anon at least be subtle with your constant seething

>>20246664
Just like in my doujins... bet she'd be announcing that she's gonna cum in advance

>said GFE valentines stream was one-time
>did ultra-GFE voice pack on birthday
>last members stream was called "movie date"
>now doing a white day stream when no one else in EN did

Is Bae getting lonely? Womanly instincts getting the better of her?

Ok this is kino

don't stop the party

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>20246557
Me on the right.

Apogee's autotune at least seems way better than GoXLR's

Ummm how are Gura and Mumei streaming at the same time?

Rucka Rucka Ali did it better.

>>20246801
You're trying too hard anonchama

>>20246537
Kek schizo twisting into a pretzel trying to bait le epic teamate hooman war
Watch a stream you stupid nigger

>>20246770
moom reply

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE C VIPER

>>20246760

GO GURA GO. SLAY QUEEN.

Don't be angry anon. Be happy! You get to watch Hololive streamers being cute and excited to stream for you!

>>20246755
Why are you larping as a teamate? Ame doesnt give a shit about numbers and most teamates feel the same

>gura hasn't used autotune since 2020
>suddenly using it now
I fucking blame Mumei

Yab, male TTS on stream

>>20246820
faster

>>20246569

This server had come a long way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlVR3gMhRD0

I need moom images for the moom folder

>>20246557
these are some weird ass proportions

>>20246793
Ina does too!

>>20246817
She discovered her talent for GFE.

>>20246801
God you just can't stop coping can you?

>>20246742
No such thing anon

>>20246627
Holy shit

I'm so glad my oshi's going to finish Hollow Knight today
more game choices next week...

>>20246817
Her womb is activating.

>>20246831
One of them is pre-recorded

>>20246755
Cope

>>20246502
Just shut the fuck up for once retard

>>20246672
Hey, at least it's better proof than "she isn't popular because I hate her"

>>20246840
He first tried with Kronii and now is trying with Ame

>>20246566
will she stream the idol meeting session

yab, but no one will notice, we good

>>20246569
>>20246861
isn't bear homosexual slang?

>>20246831
gura's not actually streaming, take your meds

>>20246579
Blowjob ASMR

>>20246817
She liked the attention she got for the valentines GFE

Time to set fire to this place

>>20246569
>>20246861
HANK GET OUT

>>20246776
>gura starts singing
>autotune starts weakening, even though its cranked to the max
she's too powerful

bruh

>>20246770
>>20246841
MOOM MOOM MOOM MOOM I WANT MOOM IN MY MOOM

>>20246475
>a pacifist*

>>20246865
And some things never change.

>>20246543
Thanks, doc

T u T

GO GURA GO

>>20246895
I can't believe she's been playing since fucking debut, actually crazy.

>>20246853
you're right, but teamates will still go full schizo for anything they think is a slight against Ame.

>>20246780
But what does that have to do with teamates?

>>20246869

>>20246854
Wholesome post

>>20246852
The Dr. Mumei And Mr. Gura Theory

>>20246906
It's an odd choice. I have yet to see a hooman who doesn't like Ame and I'm fairly sure that generally goes both ways.

>>20246928
Being pitch perfect sounds fun desu

So... what IS White Day? Is it literally just St. Valentine's 2.0?

>>20246905
I think that looking at numbers in context will actually give you more solid proof than just looking at an average.

>>20246817
I thought we said GFE is bad and dislike it.

>>20246870
She's kneeling

>>20246935
lol
lmao

>>20246817
The Koreans all left her and she realised she gets shit for numbers without doing a gimmick. Couple that with being desperate to seperate herself from her oshi Roberu and you get cynical GFE shit.

This was the song playing when I got my first kiss

>>20246918
Yes

GO GURA GO

>>20246973
Yes

>>20246604
>spams karaoke 5x a week because it’s the only thing she’s good at
>outside of that gets mogged by almost everyone she overlaps with
Delusional retard

>>20246869
Are you looking for anything specific or will any Moom suffice?

>>20246716
Source?

>>20246973
It's the reply, yes

>33:58 [EN]: Haachama: It'll be a lowcost nostalgic house, something that'll remind her of our old days when we only have limited resources

>>20246497
Right here, Mumeifriend!

Will Gura actually play Mother Simulator this week, or will it get cancelled again?

>>20246973
Its the day which we celebrate our white supremacy

>>20246993
Whore

sometimes Gura acts exactly like HER used to...
that does things to my heart as if i were an old married man remembering how i met my wife during childhood
what is is this feeling?

>>20246935
forced meme

>>20246755
made me check if I was on #

>>20246698
She should just play Elden Ring instead.

oh my fucking god

>>20246664
With how loud she gets since moving, she’s probably a screamer in bed, too.

>>20246957
ame likes animals

>>20246999
Why does an anime owl girl make you so angry that you do this bit every time she streams?

i love GURAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20246879
>Not posting the Soulcalibur version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vROiBp6ajNg

>>20246905
not now, deadbeat

>some of you are thirsty AF
Yeah, me.

>>20246906
He started it as shitting on Ame with Mumei then flipped it when he got BTFO
Transparent as a piece of glass

>>20246817
I still buy the rrat after meeting roberu the "magic" around him faded and she's feeling more idol-like now, if anything she likes Auran more

I mean obviously she still loves holostars but she just supports them as a fellow hololive member now vs her past feelings

kaichou...

>>20246572
Chupala

>>20246972
>looking at numbers is more proof than looking at numbers
The fuck?

>>20246869

Stupid bitch.

>>20246973
Valentine's Part 2. Traditionally girls give on Valentines and guys give back on White Day.

>>20246897
Seethe fag it’s facts

>>20246968
she claims she is not perfect pitch and just has freakish control
and also that her water heater hums in the key of G but who's counting

I found Doom Eternal kinda boring. I wanted to like it but I just found it really repetitive. But watching Mumei enjoy it is really nice.

>>20247032
kys

>>20246801
This just in: all snack box subscriptions will now only send you snacks from one country because this anon doesn't understand how they work

I swear to God, of noone of you fuckers did "Cheesed to meet you"...

>>20246801
>checks hololyzer
nope, they're still there

>>20247061
Some numbers are better than other numbers.

pikamee

>>20246973
valentines reversed

>>20247085
Normally I skip doom streams but having mumei on as background noise is nice.

Gura WILL sing a song with Dev in it

>>20246997
>>20247006
>>20247069
That's adorable.

>>20247048
Fair enough

>>20246991
>cynical GFE shit
what does that even mean, she always goes for super-wholesome angles when she does GFE

>It's been more than a fucking decade since some of these songs

Time to rip and tear again

>>20246854
I'm angry because Koyori won't let me go to bed

>>20247104
what are your top 3 numbers?

rate my pickup line
>I'm one rejection away from ending it all

>>20247072
why did you waste a image slot with this abomination Anon?

gura is whiter than elizabeth warren

>>20247059
>her past feelings
she was like that the whole time. look at her debut

I should reminds Gura that she's been singing for 2 hours. I need sleep

>>20247098
I did "cheesed to meet you (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒*:･。."

>started singing Odo and Suisei
>somehow ended up singing Kesha and other nostalgic shit
I love Gura.

>>20247139
nta, but 3, 7, and 9

>>20247050
Nigger I’m just saying this now because you fags from mumei’s discord are getting uppity with numberfaggotry

gura i was listening to minecraft parodies in my bedroom not real music

White girl mode on

>>20246976
We are not in twitter anon.

>>20246938
Sometimes is better that way...

>>20247139
69 DUDE

>>20247072
No! That is not Gura!

>>20247072
Nice.

>>20247098
I expected everyone to submit that, honestly

>>20246976
No we didn't, and we like it very much. Glad we could clear that up!

Oh my god that laugh

>>20247142
>date me or I'm going to blow my brains out
should get any girl sopping wet

I like Aqua

Bruh this stage looks like Elden Ring, fr fr

Mumei is... not very good at platformers...

>>20246755
>butts into conversation about averages
>seethes when people talk about averages

>>20247139
1. 52
2. 1337
3. 12

>>20247129
what's that from?

>>20247172
>Discord
lol
lmao
Look at this guy

AUTOTUNE RUINED THE COLLAB

She's not my oshi, but I think about her a lot.

Shouldn't schizos be happy that Mumei's in 3rd? Bronze is literally the shittiest award you can get, well, next to the last place I guess

>>20247139
1.The size of my oshi's breasts
2. The number of eggs in her womb
3. The number of children we will have

>autotuned kettle laugh
kino

>>20247098
kiara I know you want to mating press bae but thisbis just mean

>>20247085
I think it's fun as fuck because I don't need to think to play and it's cool.
Too bad it's cursed and Korone will never play it.

>>20247139
the three measurements of my oshi, of course!
her dick length comes in at a close 4th tho

JP to EN to ES to Robot

>>20246569
HANK
THE
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

>that autotuned laugh

Brrats I'm so disappointed in you already.

>>20247219
It's pretty funny to see him but I'd rather not

>Only plays Minecraft
>Doesn't collab with anyone
>No one collabs with her
>Feels isolated from the rest of Hololive
What happened?

>love drug
crackhead

>>20247015
cancellation chance at 60% since the Boot camp is the day after.

>>20247185
omg, in a few years they'll be building on bedrock

Are you nubs out of your minds?
Can't believe we wiped another time!
Heals, you suck, can't believe we died!
Don't L2P when it's on my dime!

>>20247219
Yeah you’re definitely from there

>>20247208
She's just like me!

AME ORIGINAL SONG BEFORE FES SO SHE CAN PERFORM IT LIVE

>>20247258
Collage is hell

>>20247254
Real shit later down the line
Trust

>>20247231
gura has cute in her soul, JESAS

>>20247254
Strong start

You can't just use autotune of any random ass key and have it work everything, Gura...

I hope Mumei doesn't forget about the flamethrower.

Lorechads, we keep on winning!

Long gura stream.

>>20247254
The Marshmellows from all twelve /here/ Brrats got rejected by management.

No Ame this week....

>>20247281
I am actually an admin of council discord and I'm currently leading the raid on this thread.

AME WILL RELEASE SOMETHING BEFORE HOLOFES

Giggly Gura is so fucking cute

>>20247287
Why leak membership content the nanosecond it's posted? Are the handful of (You)s worth it?

Gura's having so much fun...

>>20247231
oh my FUCK

>>20247287
from 4 hours to 30 seconds, teamates...

It’s been 2 hours and 12 minutes!

>>20247234
She's not my oshi, but if she showed up before my oshi did, she probably would've been.
I'm not sure if that's the truth or if that's the brain worms, though.

>>20246640
loppilop

>>20247310
shhh don't talk about it

Bae just turned that line into something kinda smooth.

>>20247287
>special release
Ame original!

>>20247299
A collage of what?

Koyori has played Ark for 120 hours apparently. Pekora and Kanta have only played 121 hours each

I'm weirdly entertained by Bae seemingly trying to fight back her romantic heart and slowly losing.

I mean she isn't my oshi, but I bet brrats are entertained by it.

>>20247287
>>20247292
Guess Ookami blues is finally done, again

>>20247219
fuck off Hoocord fag

YAB

>>20247287
Nice, i wonder what if is finally ookami blues

>>20247299
yeah, glue gets everywhere not to mention the paper scraps from cutting up magazines.

yab potential?

>>20247258
Ame abandoned her.

racist

>>20247338
Can you coordinate posting lewds of every Council member at once? Thanks.

Gura.........the setlist............

>>20247338
Yeah you definitely larp good for a cocksucker

the fuck

This shark makes me happy

>>20247000
any

>>20247185
I blame Mumei

>>20247287
334 broken promises

>>20247308
I wouldn't get your hopes up

>mixed
mane-chan reviewed these?

>>20247326
Mane-chan pulled those to be laughed at after the stream

>>20247395
NO RULES ONLY SHARK

>>20247395
setlist?

>>20247059
It's the "never meet your idols" sentiment.

AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU

>>20246932
I’d moom inside her moom, if you get what I mean.

>>20247362
And then you have Polka and Flare.

>>20247367
She's SO CUTE.
And way too sex sex sex sex SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXU

>>20247287
>special release
interdasting

Mumei is learning pretty fast

Man, Gura is in a great mood and does not seem to be ending soon. But I need to sleep so I guess ill be a magnet kek. Later anons

>>20247401
Sorry but if we don't raid this thread we'll never get good reactions out of you guys. You're doing a good job defending it though.

I remember that song far too well

>>20246664
most girls
>oh god it's so deep~
mumei
>YOUR PENIS IS REALLY FAR UP INSIDE ME *points to her belly button* IT REACHES TO ABOUT HERE

>>20247395
The what now?

>>20247287
>special release coming before Holofes
oh fuck I didn't know this was coming.

>doesn’t know anything about MySpace
Bros..

Don't try this one on women who don't know basic math.

Wow, Mumei is actually getting into the groove.

>>20247414
cry more nierfag

>>20247234
She's not my oshi either but I think about her a lot and can't stop listening to her

Hoomans, why did your oshi sound like R2-D2

>>20247414
Saved the world at least 19 times

Hopefully Gura ends soon. My back up oshi is about to start her /a/ zatsudan in 40 minutes

>>20247423
Mane-chan is /rrat/ shitposter, of course she did.