/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WHERE'S THE FUCKING ADJUSTMENT HONKLER

>>19883517

>>20149848
>he doesn't know

I want a special item because of this honk

I want your hand in marriage because of this honk

I want Aki to be a shit coin again because of shit honk

>>20149063

>>20150515
>mio hours
>dead game
>entertainment stagnant

>>20150515
I had some hopes you'd rip one of Bora's songs for this but that's fine as well.

>>20150618
All I know about Bora is that she's Towa's friend.

>>20150698
I mean, that's fair. But I still had some hope.
https://youtu.be/cdd6WBsRkXs
https://youtu.be/IgdlCmWKlNg
https://youtu.be/u_Ry2KiKMXE Cpt love

>>20150771
now I have something to work with, instead of videos about Bora Bora

HOOOOOOOOOONK MY ITEMS

>>20151869
First time?

/vtwbg/ anon - does our lore include the cult of the word cloud?

When will the bet on wvt-Irys semifinals open?

Semifinals for /HiRyS/ v /wvt/ are up.

Get in here fags, we play in a few minutes!

We're playing next! If we lose we bring back Sanabeggar.

>>20155441
holy shit dansa can you throw

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Abayo is a whore

>>20155933
based

>>20153617
I assume that /nasfaqg/ has no official religion since everyone worships their oshi, but there's a ton of cult, idols, and fetish worship.

Things like MPP, Word Cloud, Averages, etc. have their own following, as well as the Mahjong Doomcult and a Honk Sect worshipping Ms. Honk as if she was a Goddess.

>>20155933
Based

>>20156155
Time to sell

>>20155466
Dansa please

It's over for us...

Dansaa
Honestly, it was a good run. Good job

Can we get Sanabeggar back, please? Bring in the coins he wanted

Our team still has SOVL

Dansaa did nothing wrong.
Fuck PES21.
Konami hate.

Unfortunate, but it's fine, not like we completely jobbed. Still upset /774/ doesn't have Met though. Plus I've given you some tips as well, Dansa.

>>20157298
TUMMY UOHHHHHHHH TUMMYSEX UOHHHHHHHHHH

I'll post the real "Morning" review once I manually document the fucking adjustments HONKLER YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD ANNOUNCE WHEN YOU DID A MANUAL ADJUSTMENT.

>>20157633
IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY I CANT HEAR YOU

Wake me up when nasfaq lives

>wondering why Risu is inactive lately
>just remembered it's lenten season
I forgot to sell off Risu god fucking damnit

>>20160452
anon your rrats have no power here, it's risu

>>20160284
You will sleep eternal

Finals bet doko?

>>20160633
3rd place bet first

3rd Place Pool up.
You don't have much time, so hurry.
Finals will be up shortly.

3rd Place bets CLOSED
Finals Betting Pool is UP.
There will be a Bonus pool. Keep an eye out.

>>20160452
Lenten season?

>>20160907
Bonis?

Bonis Pool is up.

I just realized I was multibuying fauna instead of Iroha

wait did zhonk fix the market?

>>20162780
a while ago sleepchama

>>20162949
ZHONK YOU NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Like a flash from the blue, here's a quick Afternoon Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Subaru :: $16,075.81
>Gura :: $7,972.09
>Choco :: $5,788.82

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Calliope :: -$19,419.99
>Watame :: -$14,534.61
>Ayame :: -$7,771.41

Overall Average Adjustment is -$641.35
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,593.62
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,136.90

Hope everyone's having fun.

I'm rich!

Congratulations to all of our irystocrats!

We lost but at least holo team won!

betting board updated
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

>>20165192
There's one more match.

>>20165192
Do you not need me to do it?

>>20165225
Yeah, I'll update again after the last match
>>20165276
I can do this one, thanks a lot for filling in when I was out

>>20165406
cheers

>>20165192
-52M THANK!

>>20165192

Final Boss bet awarded. Thanks for playin'.

>>20165192
Final match results added to board

>>20166544
I should've just bought more hats

That was such a fun betting and /vt/ league!
I've always love watching divegrass so thank for making a team for /nasfaqg/! even if I didn't contribute anything kek

holy shit I just found out who the ship schizo is it's just your average lad

>>20168599
Good enough.

>>20169009
No fucking way.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 17,125,051, a 0.65% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 276,211. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,471,943 shares, or 8.6% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 39,003 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Coco :: +9.5%
>Lui :: +3.8%
>Iroha :: +3.5%
>Roboco :: +2.9%
>Mio :: +2.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Ayame :: -5.1%
>Matsuri :: -2.7%
>Melfissa :: -2.5%
>Fauna :: -1.8%
>Marine :: -1.6%

1 coin (Nachoneko) had a net 0% change in volume today.
30 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $184,604.84, which is a decrease of 0.12% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $395,513,809,948.85, which is a decrease of 0.49% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,095.63. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $33,682,918,371.44 in total market value, or 8.52% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $265,912,703.25 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 37):
>Melfissa :: +57.5%
>Subaru :: +55.5%
>Choco :: +32.8%
>Baelz :: +32.3%
>Gura :: +27.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Calliope :: -41.4%
>Ayame :: -39.3%
>Watame :: -37.5%
>Chloe :: -34.1%
>Kronii :: -26.9%

13 coins (Fauna, Koyori, Laplus, Nabi, Sana, Mio, Civia, Okayu, Aqua, Iofi, Pochimaru, Ui, Shion) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $177,878,187, which is a decrease of 80.39% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $357,612,580.86 today, a decrease of 15.7% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Nabi :: +6.1%
>Ayame :: +4.4%
>Ayamy :: +4.2%
>Calliope :: +4%
>Iofi :: +3.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Nabi, Civia, Amelia, Korone, Noel) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>6 coins (Lamy, Iofi, Fubuki, Pekora, Koyori, Sana) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Marine) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Calliope :: $427.16 Up
>Watame :: $347.07 Up
>Subaru :: $316.28 Down
>Iroha :: $254.48 Up
>Chloe :: $220.72 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nabi :: $2.11 Up
>HLuna :: $3.39 Down
>Moona :: $5.78 Down
>Sana :: $6.76 Up
>Pochimaru :: $7.12 Up

Overall Average movement was $32.36 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $82.09 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$58.07 per hour.

Today's movements are likely due to the late adjustment. I wouldn't worry about them too much.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to hate on riggers, kick the fackin' ball, and don't forget to bet on HFZ tonight.
Wait, HFZ tonight?

>>20169669
>HFZ tonight
>Israel?

>>20170318
https://twitter.com/HoloFightZ/status/1503149629520678912

>>20170431
Oh fuck Israel!!!!

>>20170521
>fuck Israel!!!!

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from the 200 top active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Nothing to report this week, chief. Enjoy the report.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. The dividends and trading data should be reasonably accurate, but net worth gain due to inflation (wallet appreciation) is still being worked upon, so take it with a grain of salt. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to auctions, gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
So, if you are active in the top 200 and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 06.03.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 13.03.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 12.03.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.

>>20171022
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>20171048
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>20171081
> Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make over 50% of total income for lower-ranked players in the top 200. It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>20171111
>I made money
s-sugoi

>>20171048
>>20171111
>Suffered losses due to 10x'ing every blonde at once for 5 days in a row and 10x'ing most blondes for another day or two.
>Only barely out of Top 100 for traders for the week.
>Effortlessly pivoted back into recovery to charge back up.
This was an exciting experiment. This means that I can have no issues defending against the ThinkPad even if I decide to attack at the same time. Defending/Attacking 10 coins at once is definitely beyond reach, though. My estimates put me lasting much longer before needing to pull back. 10x taxes on 10 coins are a hell of a drug.

>>20171676
based

>>20171022
>>20171081
My oshi's shit dividends...

>>20171048
Shouldn't be that far at the bottom much more in the future, I've hit my goal.
god speed rin
>>20171081
__ ____

Thanks as always anonymous data collector-san, and Tri for making it look pretty, it's a good motivator for those at the top to try a little bit more, even if it doesn't apply to me.

>>20173460
Hurry up Kronii the birthday stream starts in 5 minutes!

>>>/u/

nigger test

Surely you're watching the next big moon, right?

>>20179198
Results: You passed with flying colors.

>>20179346
>23k
no

>Iofi's gonna shave Kronii bald.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20183279
I'll buy the hair off of her

Also, assuming the VOD is not gone, buy Ollie.
Dumb idiot zoombie accidentally face-revealed, and you know how drama attracts views like a magnet.

>>20183925
of course the vod is gone why wouldn't it be gone

>>20169669
>>20170318
Time to lose money

>>20183279
Who is going to stop this alien? Everyone is going to be bald.

>>20171676
This almost sounds like a challenge.

>>20171048
How do I beat the deadbeat(s) and the pagi?

>>20184467
consentual copulation with the warden of time and sex

>>20184467
More like the deadbeat since applause is dead

>>20185861
as far as I'm concerned applause is always there

Eyo how come Clocks gets a plushie?

>>20187493
CLOCKS LOOKS LIKE THIS!?!?!?

>>20187493
>>20187632
If you want your own Clocks to hug and take care of, you know what to do

hfz is live

HFZ is live. Bets are following the same rules as last time:
>Bet goes up as soon as the participants are confirmed.
>Will last roughly 5 minutes
>If match ends before time is up, bets will be refunded.

Keep the betting window open. These matches go like lightning. 2k22 is FAST.

we are famous >>20192438

There goes my 1m

5 minutes is way too long for 2k22, so I'm going to bump it down a bit.

It's over?

>>20193244
OP had to go out for smokes because PC was acting up. He'll be right back.

>interesting shit happens on a monday
fuck me
>captcha:ARSVV

That was fast, betting board updated and I'll probably update after every fight.

We're back.

>>20171048
i wonder how tomatokun achieved that with such low tax, the x1 god

>>20171048
Truthfully I have no idea how my income isn't deep in the red the way I've been fucking it up recently.
t. Retard

>>20194600
Congratulations, you are now the most efficient nekko

>>20171048
>be me
>play like a complete retard
>no spreadsheets
>no scripts
>no bots
>miss adjustment
>0 fuck report usage
>only wallet analyzer
>and grug
>still #9 in trading income

>>20196065
Either you are a very good grug or most people in the top 200 are either retards or do not care enough to trade.
Believe whichever makes you feel better.

>>20196470
Considering I'm retarded?
>do not care enough to trade

>>20196546
the top 20 of that chart all would have to care a lot. The higher up you go the more fierce the competition gets. top 5 are all bots or very active traders, they definitely do care. Same for top 10 too.

>1m on Korone
>3m on Mori
>5m on Fauna
>3m on Mori and Fauna
>Total loss: 12m
Kill me

>>20198919
>betting on the jobber
rumao

>>20183925
Ollie...

All matches are done. Hope everyone enjoyed the stream(s).
Risu is somehow not a jobber anymore?
Anyway, all bets should be awarded now.

>>20202260
>Risu is somehow not a jobber anymore?
Sure, but she still has god-tier belly-flops.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>20171081
>6.69%
nice.
>>20169009
throw hands olive boy you aint SHIT

>>20205090
>namedropping
gay

>>20171676
You're at an income level where you technically can comfortably 10x several coins every week nonstop. Why do you think that the ThinkPad would target blondes, though?
>>20173860
Hope to see you higher next week.
And about motivation - that's the idea.
>>20184467
Just wait for this week, due to 3.2k Mori dividends ThinkPad will likely 10x her the entire week.
>>20187824
Cute... I'll consider it...
>>20194314
His sells seem to be more taxed, so he likely multisells but mostly buys 1x-2x. He can afford it due to lower total weekly income, that would be my guess.
>>20196065
Your grug has always been impressive, and wallet analyzer isn't a bad tool, either. That's what I used several months ago.

>tfw don't know if my strategy is working since I'm not high enough to place on returns report

>>20205662
In sub-200's, if you're rising through the leaderboard it's working decently enough. Benchmark is somewhat useful for that, too.
That being said, breaking top 200 shouldn't be that big of a problem, it just takes time.

>>20205420
>why would the thinkpad target blondes
Maybe because his fucking oshi is one?

>>20206480
Money is blond?
Check his wallet and check the amount of Ame he has. Ame gives shit dividends, so she's never a target.

>>20171048
I am a fraud.

>>20207732
Huh? Why do you say that, anon?

Sometimes it feels like the more I trade the worse I get at it.

>>20208080
I'm cheating.

>>20208120
Are you that one newfag from last time? The one about not making good plays after the baelz moon

>>20208184
Yeah. I spent most of today funneling my money into Mori, then looking at Kronii's numbers and slowly shifting my portfolio that way. I get the sense all I did was waste a good chunk of equity in taxes.

>>20208171
How are you cheating on the trading report?

imagine having a blatant femcel who hates men like (you) as your oshicoin. My oshi never partakes in petty acts like fighting random korean men on twitter because of muh oprayshun. Totally not a fucking byproduct of cynical overseas academia brainwashing. disgusting

>>20209532
I can't tell you that.

>>20209532
Trading while using illegal substances for an unfair advantage.

>>20209978
Perfectly legal in my place of residence :}
>>20209806
Well, you have to cheat harder to get to the top, apparently. I won't return to the top next week due to 10x Mori responsibilities, so prove your mettle against the pagibot.
Either way, nothing on the trading report looks immediately suspect except maybe for Rin mass-liquidating really old stacks with low purchase price, but I assume it was done to fund a 10x of Gura.

>>20196065
theres nothing wrong with grug, the problem with making profit isnt improving grug, its avoiding fake spikes and fake dips and moving with the adjustment through the day. Which is really all the charts are telling us except the div one
I got to top 100 with only the wallet analyzer too

>>20209753
are you referring to rushia or someone else

>>20210460
It should be obvious by now

>>20200462
are we losing yet another one

>>20210747
its not that bad, not enough to dox just enough to prove shes an uggo fujo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFwpuTPA7Us

doxfags deserve the rope

>>20211263
it's not doxing if she actually said she hates (you) on stream

My oshi is finally streaming. 48k live viewers too! She'll surely incline, right? ;_;

>>20211909
why is she punching pet bottles and boiling milk

>>20211959
playing up the menhera

So, only EN participated on Calli's Jump King challenge?

>>20211909
Your oshi is kind of cute, massive menhera though.

>>20211909
I found her. I think I'll go insane just by seeing the stream.

>>20209753
>>20210507
>hates koreans
>hates men
Ayame.....

>>20212068
afaik mori is the only one with a completed run

... valentines day?

>>20213468
That's sad as fuck

>>20208120
>>20208255
You are doing fine, kronii is definitely the best choice for tomorrow's adjustement while for today I except holo to go up. On another note, I predict you to be the first in this week benchmark leaderboard. Don't disappoint me!

Ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

>>20205420
I want to beat you fair and square, not because of thinkpad shenanigans
I've also been 10xing kronii for the past 24h, I don't think I'll be ranking high on the trading report next week

ohhhhh I have to save daylight

dead game dead honk

>>20205420
>Why do you think that the ThinkPad would target blondes, though?
Call me over-prepared.

>>20214999

who is the next hot commodity to groom
0 is probably just in it to trade for his own sake
i see boom boom going fast
you can boom boom in my room anytime boom boom, wear the bae collar

>>20215203
i want to discuss trades with 0 under blankets while watching the latest netflix show...

Pagi!

>>20215203
>wear the bae collar
Are all rats collared

>>19883517

Towa is now on a break for the next week. It would behoove you to sell her now.

how retarded am I

>>20215203
I want to marry null-chan!

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Hololive :: $11,063.87
>Botan :: $6,716.30
>Mumei :: $6,503.01

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 40)
>Gura :: -$10,768.80
>Moona :: -$9,114.06
>Subaru :: -$8,861.88

Overall Average Adjustment is -$557.36
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,941.87
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,481.93

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and seriously what's going on.

>>20215907
Nice image retard

>>20215907

>>20215907

>>20215928
>>20215948
>>20215997
If you want an image, put adjustments back at 9:05.

>>20215880
Imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kORHSmXcYNc

>>20215834
fuck off

>>20215203
What did it make you think that of me? I'm here to buy oshicoin for the most part.

>>20216517
Being a fandead is an instant groom

>>20216517
fandeads are cute and smart

>>20215834
>buys
>1x suisei
eh.... hard to say. Whether she is worth it at this price depends on the rate of inflation.
either way there are better deals available, like kanata, and arguably, gura. Neither are stellar right now, but I'd say they are better than suisei
>3x koyori
2x may be better at your net worth
>1x baelz
why
>3x moona, 7x coco
switch those multipliers around
>1x mori
you can up that to 2x

additionally, consider buying nana and flare

>sells
Lower everything to 1x unless you have more than ~88 of them
if you have more, raise mumei's to 2x too
sell festival, ui, mio, towa, kiara, anya and choco if you have them

>>20216517
its you who joins in on the mechanics talk right, my meaning is youd be of the half of us more offended by money laundering than grateful, but if youre just in it for oshi more money is more oshi i guess

>>20215834
buy more moona than coco, coco is a potentially dying coin, moona will definitely rebound

>>20216900
adjusted accordingly

>>20217137
what the fuck are you doing

>>20217062
You're confusing me for someone else, but you're right. I don't want your money.

>>20217583
trading

>>20218020
Extremely based. Keep on oshicoining Rushia, Null-chan.

I need to create an innovative bussiness project to finish my Major.
Does anyone have any ideas? I'll pay by buying your oshi.

>WU
>See that everyone (except you know who) are doing white day stream (expecting that viewers give back [money] to the chubbas)
>GF doing karaoke + viewers candy review
I'm glad that daylight savings time is here, makes easier to watch streams. Not buying anything until red Tuesday

>>20218971
You're already buying my oshi.

>>20218971
$1million dollars, $1 dollar a time, 1 million blowjobs

>>20218971
NFT of josei pics

>>20218971
"Innovative business project" just means "copy whatever new tech all the other companies are adapting that the public already hates", so do some bullshit with NFTs and pretend you came up with it yourself.

>>20218971
Do something related to selling first party data

SHE'S SINGING EARPHONE ROMANCE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>20220504
That won't save you from getting into the playoffs again.

>>20218971
What about a business where you hire entertainers to stream using virtual anime avatars...

>>20220816
Fucking retard. That'll never take off.

>>20220777
Yea but this might lmao
https://www.nfl.com/news/buccaneers-qb-tom-brady-announces-i-m-coming-back-for-23rd-season-in-tampa

>>20205420
>see you higher next week
You’re technically correct on that one.

>>20220888
That's what I said, he won't get you there

>>20220843
No no trust me it'll be like those twitch streamers but we'll capitalize on the lonely weebs that watch anime. Look at that Otaku-Vs channel for an example, they took off with one anime girl we will hire multiple and build a whole franchise.

>>20220949
I hope you're not talking about an abayo...

Bet on Mori if you want to lose money

>>20222003
Bet for Calli on what?

>>20222093
On winning

>>20215203
Someone still needs to groom smart fandead

>>20221167
>>20096213

>>20222798
He's too smart, it's not possible...

I wake up once again in the middle of the night,
My eyes starting to adjust in the dim moonlight.
I am surrounded by the dark, but it feels so bright.
I'm deep in the red, and I can't do anything right.

I stand up, quickly running into the stock exchange market.
I see my former associates, and our eyes briefly meet.
In a panic, my face goes pale white, and I begin to sweat;
My chest tightens, and my heart starts to fill with guilt and regret.
My lungs start to constrict and my airways choke, I cannot breathe.
They do not recognize me; my eyes begin to swell with tears,
Something inside me begins to crack, it fades and disappears.

We aren't the same people, our paths diverged.
My heavy heart sinks and starts to submerge.
As I stand in a daze, the clockwork chimes.
My inner mind is a maze; the crow cries.
My heart corrupted; my emotion dies.
It's all fabricated, a web of lies.

The void swallows my mind, my heart astray.
I threw it all away, I made mistakes that day.
I'll never get it all back, no matter how hard I pray.
This awful isolation is the fuel of my dread,
It's impossible to return, the world I knew is dead.
My future grey,
Mind in decay,
I watched my life crumble away.

Ever since I fell from grace
I had lost the space to call mine,
I want to get back to that place
But I am way past my prime.
I fell off from the race,
I'm running out of time.

I continue to reminisce about the past,
Thinking about the wealth I had amassed.
Not the kind of wealth that was tangible,
But relationships that were invaluable.
I had riches unimaginable,
But the way I ended up is quite laughable.
My story is not one that ended up happy,
In fact, looking back, my biography’s kind of crappy.
I got everything in life and threw it away,
My own soul did my mind betray.
I never knew my story would end up this way.

I did not even get to bid farewell to them,
And for my actions, I had been condemned.
I can feel those judgemental eyes looking at me.
Trapped in this cage of guilt, I will never be free.
In this hell, I can hear the sound of a timepiece ticking,
I'm filled with regret and guilt, like water over spilling.
On the verge of exploding, a bottle of lies,
I am slowly filled to the brim; I fear for my demise.

My vision blurry as my hopes vanish,
The more I think, the more I am in anguish.
Memories of the past start to diminish,
Our story didn't last, and our chapter is finished.

>>20224723

>>20224723
Peak kino, never delete your account again

>>20224723
Thanks for sharing, that was kino. Must have been a lot of work.

Can you even lose at nasfaqq? I logged in and now have a million dollars. Wish the real market worked like that.
also what's with the value spikes? Do I sell?

>>20225369
>Do I sell?
depends what coin

>>20225497
uhhh, i have 12 moris and 5 polkas, a couple single others.

>>20224723
Good job retard

>>20225535
then yes, sell everything and buy the dips. don't multibuy or sell

honk, any chance of us getting new hats (like this one) soon?

>>20216313
oh shit she back?

>>20226656
link or post the actual hat, mikofag doesn't have it in the drive and I imagine honkler checks it when new hat time rolls around
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw/folder/ofY0STDb
I don't recognize two of them, 2 Risu hats, a Miko bow?, Meru wingu? and Kadomatsu is already in.

>>20226978
Yes. Mengen yesterday too - NO NOTIFICATION FROM SUSAN WHATSOEVER.

>>20226981
https://files.catbox.moe/hax3b4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/yr5xv2.png

I have these 2 saved

>>20227185

oh hohoho I see a page 10 thread is it time to talk about my favorite nasfaq couples

>>20228564
The hell it is.
I'm crashing this thread to talk about how we need some QOL updates.
MPP was already a meme stat that barely helped, but now it's almost completely useless stat since our taxes aren't included. Some people's "Real MPP" values are probably ridiculously higher than the actual stat, and the only way to track how much you're spending on taxes is to meticulously track each transaction.

>>20228634
>updates
Nasfaq is dead anon.. No more updates.

>>20228564
Die.

>>20228564
come on talk

>>20228710
Not until everyone has a nasfaq gf

>>20228781
Shippers get the rope. Stop.

>>20229017
you with me, we'll make the best ship in the world

>>20229072
Making ships? I may be interested, what kind of ship?

>>20224723
Amazing, I'm waiting for the new chapter, now that the old one is finished.
>>20225369
In theory you can lost at Nasfaq, in practice you'd have to deliberately burn your account into the ground. The principles of making profit are simple enough that you can grug your way up, the issue arises when you are in a competition with people who do the same.
>>20228634
If you're in the Top 200, Returns Report tells you your overall taxes on things you've sold or bought. Other than that, you're correct that you'd need a personal ledger with every single transaction to calculate this.
>>20229280
Cute.

>>20224723
kino

>>20229017
the only rope that anyone is getting is the bondage of marriage
>>20228759
Im worried about acedia x chronocucks has their ship cracked
>>20229280
Do you have a TAMIYA Yamato model

>>20229453
>chronocucks
why

>>20229453
what are your other favourite couples

>>20229310
>Spoiler
Are you telling me to delete my account to start a new chapter?

>>20229453
No sorry, but I have a picture of this Yamato.

>>20229453
what other ships are you interested in? any wildcard ships out there?

>>20229453
shipfags get the rope

>>20228564
My favorite is Kenzoku x Kenzoku

>>20229503
you know why
>>20229763
>>20229988
im interested in seeing if anon can groom boom boom into his nasfaq gf for a wildcard ship and seeing if anyone claims mr.federal agent
>>20229827
thats an awfully nice photo anon

>>20230317
mr federal agent is taken though

>>20229812
No, I was just alluding to you saying that "our chapter is finished" implies some sort of closure, so you can begin anew.

>>20230317
Which ships are your least favorite? Also genuine sapling or just avatarfagging using Fauna?

>>20230081
nice ship anon make sure to hold it together tightly
>>20230373
last I heard spaget left
>>20230550
uuuu I miss fauna & not yet I am enjoying all the ships currently sailing

>>20230850
Yeah he left on a vacation with priestess

>>20228564
Me and money

>>20231189
cute! update us on their honeymoon

>>20231520
They are having lots of lovely couple sex

>>20230850
I always wanted to groom a sapling...

Hello long time...

>>20231961
HIE!
long time

>>20231601
Don't do it anon, don't groom.

test
>>20230850
>>20230373
i miss him bros...

>>20232045
I M GONNA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>20231961
hope youve been doing well cutie

>>20232373
>Ching Chong
cringe

>>20229453
Avaclocks is alive and well

>>20233008
I've been doing well in this here nasfaq retirement house with my nasfaq wife, how about you?

>>20233230
>spoiler
I am so fucking envious

>>20233082
i got it from her twitter...

I want hag sex

>>20233180
Don't give it a name

A bit ago, there was an anon asking for a specific Suisei cosplay in this thread when it was posted, I've recently come to find part of that set has been uploaded for (You), so here you go. I don't have anymore besides the following attached.
https://exhentai.org/g/2162439/f313708faa/
https://litter.catbox.moe/w0uzfl.mp4
Also, I can't find the source on the image attached here so don't even ask, I've spent a bit looking for it to no avail.

>>20233230
Your wife died...

Another 10k

>>20235093
ohhh sex

>>20235093
uooooohhhh suitan tummy!!

>>20235093
literal pussy abuse

>>20235093
JOE??

>>20236027
Tits too big

>>20235093
dangerously based

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

My finger slipped earlier, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>20237425
>59:51

>>20237425

>>20237425
Red day incoming

>>20237633
We should be so lucky.

>>20237693
Green day then.
what's happening in the worldbuilding general regarding us? haven't been keeping myself updated about it

>>20237793
I haven't brought up the technology bit yet, but will in the coming days. Some traders are setting up deals for /nasfaqg/ companies.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 17,274,527, a 0.87% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 278,621. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,502,445 shares, or 8.7% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 39,603 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Coco :: +21.2%
>Moona :: +11.8%
>Nana :: +5.7%
>Kronii :: +5%
>Watame :: +4.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 21):
>Melfissa :: -6.7%
>Choco :: -3.5%
>Mumei :: -3.2%
>Nene :: -1.7%
>Baelz & Subaru :: -1.5%

25 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $188,161.58, which is an increase of 1.93% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $411,612,556,806.55, which is an increase of 4.07% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,827.72. A total of 19 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $40,780,879,659.45 in total market value, or 9.91% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $276,675,666.69 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Calliope :: +40%
>Botan :: +33.5%
>Iroha :: +27.7%
>Watame :: +23.6%
>Mio :: +22.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 22):
>Subaru :: -37.2%
>Moona :: -24.9%
>Melfissa :: -22.7%
>Baelz :: -22.4%
>Nana :: -21.6%

16 coins (Ayamy, Pekora, Kiara, Pochimaru, Shion, Sana, Ina'nis, Towa, Civia, Nabi, HLuna, Marine, Aqua, Mel, Matsuri, Nachoneko) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $768,198,464, which is an increase of 331.87% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $465,947,700.59 today, an increase of 30.3% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Pekora :: +56.3%
>Civia :: +12.4%
>Polka :: +6%
>Ayame :: +4.2%
>Kronii :: +4.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Civia, Mel, AZKi, Marine) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Melfissa, Matsuri) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>11 coins (Calliope, Watame, Ayame, Pekora, Iroha, Miko, Pochimaru, Sana, Shion, Lui, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins (Aqua) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Moona :: $537.79 Up
>Coco :: $402.43 Up
>Laplus :: $356.97 Up
>Calliope :: $324.43 Up
>Fubuki :: $301.06 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>AZKi :: $0.09 Up
>Mel :: $0.93 Up
>Nabi :: $3.62 Up
>Luna :: $3.98 Down
>Aqua :: $4.78 Down

Overall Average movement was $45.49 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $119.56 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$110.04 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>20238561
finance the terrorists!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEvh8XRjvY4
BUY BUY BUY

>>20238857
is terrorist a euphemism for antis (aka people discussing vtubers as it was supposed to be)?

>>20240211
could be. I think that's the closest thing we will ever have for terrorists

Good evening,
Welcome to the LIVE.

>>20242944
that's it, I'm buying Civia

Bump.

>>20238609
>>Pekora :: +56.3%
wtf
>check superchats
WTF???

>>20248531
Abayo Ninjin

>>20235093
This caught my attention so I looked into it.
I've found [LINK IN PICREL because it's getting flagged as spam] which contains 8 vids (one of them being the one you posted) and the 24 images that you see in exhentai.
I've yet to find the source your original image. Though, in my defense, I got distracted by some gura preggo cosplay.

>Google killed Youtube Vanced
I FUCKING HATE THE ALPHABET BOYS SO MUCH.

>>20250738
It should still work for a while

>>20250738
wtf

>>20251060
>>20250958
someone should Nasim YTHQ again but this time, she should burn their fucking office. Jewgle employees deserve a nice shower room

>>20250738
>>20251060
https://twitter.com/aseldesu/status/1503117413679869952

>>20251697
Look at their last tweet, nft thing was for the artist who made the logo and they deleted it within an hour, jewgle just killed them because jewgle

>>20251875
Sounds like retard cope. Fuckers were completely problem free for what, 5 years?

>>20249727
Hmm, so more was able to be found, I just stumbled upon the exhentai link randomly myself and I had that video saved when I saw it posted elsewhere on this board.
Good luck on finding the other image I posted though, I got nothing after searching for a bit, not like there’s the cosplayers info in it like this time.

>have to jump through hoops and wait a week to access ehentai
mirror doko

>>20252304
If you're talking about getting Panda'd, https://e-hentai.org/g/2162439/f313708faa/?p=1, if not I mirror elsewhere.

>>20252359
Thanks

>thread hits bump limit
>more posts in a few minutes than in 4 fucking hours
I hate it

>>20252909
dead game dead thread but true this time
not really much you can do, most of the people who discussed game mechanics in the thread are taking breaks or dead, until new gameplay update happens there probably won't be much game discussion, although there's always the global chat with newfags asking things from time to time, doesn't bump the threads but it's something at least