/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cute

BASED TEAMMEIDO

BASED BOWMEIDO

My bratty sharkwife

This game actually looks kinda cool

>>20107802
>>20107778
a-anonchamas?

AME CUTE

Just awoke. What kind of creature did Ame make?

>>20107737
>>20107741
>>20107742
>>20107745
>>20107748
>>20107756
Wow, he's literally me!

'melier

>become Elden Lord
no way fag, I married Ranni and that's it

>elden lady

ame needs my penis

Eldenringsisters I can't wait for the 50th maidenless joke!!!!

>the elden lord
thats a good question, what IS the female version of a lord? lordette? lordess?

>>20107664
Most of them are linked to an ending. The original plan was probably all five of them.

>>20107810
Don't fucking talk about Bowson like that

I wanna clap kronii's cheeks

KIARA LOVE

>>20107810
Bowson

Fia is a WHORE

>can ladies be lords
no they cannot

Damn I just realized the red guy past the bell maidens in Roundtable Hold is the Dung Eater. I'm dumb.

Someone explain the lore to each fromsoft game. They seem pretty pompous.

Also what's the deal with Shit Eater?

>>20107778
>>20107802
The thread fell off the bottom of the catalog, dumbasses.

>>20107810
Bowson

>>20107837
Lard

BOWSON. THE CHOSEN TARNISHED

How many time do you sleep, /hlgg/?

>fire arrows

rrat

>>20107692
IRyS said she didn't want to play much offstream in case some interesting moments happened that would be better done on stream. It had nothing to do with her lack of interest.

The crunchy one...

Matsuri is cute!

>>20107856
He eats shit

ahhh the crunchy one

>>20107856
he's a serial shitposter who thinks everyone should live in the dung with him

Ah, the crunchy one...

>>20107814
Kiara...

>see finger
>say yubi
simple as

Aahhh the crunchy one...

>can't pick up used arrows
Bad game 0/10

Why does he eat the poo poo?

>>20107837
Dame

DONT WASTE ARROWS AME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20107837
lady

>>20107856
see >>20106906

>>20107897
They are burning to be fair

>she missed the tutorial
rumao

>>20107895
>>20107889
AWAY

>>20107906
He's gay

Samurai would be more beginner-friendly if they had put the bow in the right-hand.

So gura is the dung eater of hololive en right?

>>20107906
not even gura could solve that mistery

>>20107906
AND HE LIKES IT

https://poal.me/xgosko
Dozo!

>>20107918
Your Elden Ring reps anonchama

>even the doors in this game are slow
Why did she say that

This is going to get rough

>ame elden ring
>13k
>thread drops at 1200

>>20107933
This game is already more beginner-friendly than it should be.

>>20107870
Like once or twice a day

>Ame's going to rage and shit on the game every 4chaner/reddior/tweeter soys over being a gaming MASTERPIECE when she dies

Stop setting off bombs while koyo is sleeping

Ame's maiden status?

>>20107856
World used to be grand and beautiful, then it became really shitty. Now (you) have to fix it. Or don't and let the whole thing burn.

Koyo really likes bombs, huh?

I don't know why Koyori likes the word "bomb" so much but it's pretty cute.

I want to have gay sex with Amelia Watson

>>20107950
Maybe because the doors are slow? Retard.

Can't pick arrows? Shit game.

>>20107919
https://youtu.be/w2okGfNe2oo?t=14

i would rather drink the breast milk from faunas titties than watch another elden ring stream

Why does Ame sound so quiet?

>>20107970
Maybe she gets one today

>>20107982
Bombs are pretty useful

I love Kronii!

>>20107970
I’m her elden lord

>>20107959
We hate Ame here.

AME I LOVE YOU. I WANT TO MARRY YOU AND BE IN YOUR LIFE

Bowson sex is for...

>>20107966
Ame is going to beat the game

>>20108003
Arise ye tarnished!

Man Ame really fucked up her audio, can barely hear her compared to the game

This Nioh stream is going well

>>20107970
revoked

Why does Koyori keep saying bomb?
Bakudan?

Is anyone here in Koyori's membership? What does she do in it?

How is worrying like exploding, Koyori?

>>20108024
That'd be a fun twist

Ame...

>>20107994
She just started playing, what else is slow?

Ame...

Ame...

BOWSON NOOOOOOOOOO

Ame...

off to a great start

Ame...

kek Nice Ame

Well

Ame...

Ame...

ame...

nice moves amelia watson

ame...

oh...

What the heck guys! Why did you trick Ame, now she's upset!

Ame's gonna get filtered by this so hard.

MY amelia watson? playing FOTM garbage??? to 13k viewers?????

my sides

jw*
is ame hating the game already?

>>20107966
People are so sensitive over ER I wonder if they can handle Ame joking about it.

try fingers but hole

Try fingers
but hole

Is Ame a child?

>showing teeth when she sees but hole

She loves it already.

>>20108024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

TRY FINGERS
BUT HOLE

>>20107977
>Or don't and let the whole thing burn
Except it won't because some other schmuck would eventually sacrifice himself some years later. Then the world becomes beautiful again then shitty again then it repeats over and over
I still don't get how from soft got away from rehashing the same storyline 5 times

My Ame is cute.

>>20108024
with a chair maybe

I love Ina!

Think ame will like this type of game?

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1502596193934749702 damn missed this last night

>press any button
>presses power button
>computer turns off
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO t. ame

>>20108043
literally all zatsudans/drinking streams except for an asmr practice that's really funny but not really useful as asmr

Why yes. I will stay awake until 4am watching Ame play Eldens Rings as the beautful Bowson

>>20108105
Face it teammate, Ame isn't some cool Hipster. She WILL beat Elden Ring

Ame doesn't sound too enthusiastic. Did teamates force her to stream this?

I've been sleeping 5 hours a night. Including last night, when I was hoping to sleep early and catch up a bit. Mumei is ruining me.

>>20108024

is this how new players to souls game typically play or is it just ameway?

guruguru noeru

She's loving the game and she's gonna become a souls-fag after this

Thoughts?

>>20108140
You're late

>>20108140
I love Ina too!

moom post

>I don't wanna fight stuff
kek

>>20108144
No, unless she gets overleveled

I just figured out something wild that I think they could do
There's an enemy in this game that uses the "Death" curse on you, right? And when you get hit with the Death curse, you get killed instantly and a fuckton of spikes erupt out of your body from nothing, then explode outwards both ways through your chest and anchor into the ground.
But that shit is being created from nothing. It's not part of you being turned into spikes because you don't change in any way, and it isn't magic so it isn't being drawn through the ether or whatever powers magic.
Why don't people build a machine that puts little gnats or flies or small animals in one end and a lizard on the other, and makes them inflict death onto the small animals, which then siphons the energy created by the creation of mass and uses it to power their needs?
Wouldn't that mean that you wouldn't NEED an Erdtree to give you power? You'd have infinite energy at low cost, almost no cost if the energy required to raise small animals or flies is less than the energy created via the creation of mass via death spikes.

>>20108024

>>20108162
Yes

What messages genuinely made you laugh?

>50,000 bloodstains in spots of no importance
>50,000 messages that are all trolls or say "poo poo pee pee"
this is why i play offline
i dont know how a new player wouldnt be utterly confused

Why is this transition so jank

>Your face when Ame loses the FromSoft permissions

>>20108128
>I still don't get how from soft got away from rehashing the same storyline 5 times
Unless you're some loremaster, the story isn't really the main draw

>>20108168
>insisting she doesnt wanna fight
uh huh

Behind this spoiler is something cute and green!

BOWSON LOVE

>>20107966

>>20108154
Chumbuds did this.

>>20108043
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMO6eWCld0KwmyHFbAqK3V-Rw
You can see all her members-only streams there. She's also made a few cute members-only posts as well.

Thank fuck someone who watches streams

>>20108144
nah but now we'll get a myth collab

>>20108196

>>20108169
OHHHHHH thoughts

>stream is good!
i wish everyone in hololive had this attitude

>>20108187
>>20108163
>>20108141
>>20108120
>>20108048
You do know she said this is a one-off, right?

BOWSON WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>20108144
absolutely not

>>20108190
That one in Ina's stream

>>20108192
signs get funner further into the game

Any time i do a dungeon with a super weak endboss I giggle at the "Bloodstain? Seek skill" signs

QT DETECTED

I like Elden Ring, but holy fuck does it look dated for a new release.

This game tells me to torrent it.

>>20108223
t. underage dramafag

>>20108199
That's not watamelon, why did you lie to me anon?

>>20108190

>>20108185
What happens when they escape and cause a horrific plague? Actually, that's your plan isn't it

>>20108210
Based and rowdypilled

ENTER WAIFU

>>20108185
TLDR plus I'm just gonna start the age of fire or whatever.

>>20108144
This is the type of game Ame hates and goes DSP-tier over. It's the kind of game teamates love though.

Is Torrent a kirin?

>4chan is on her side

SHES HERE

>>20108196

>>20108192
It's called communal shitposting and it's integral to the game.

>>20107966
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/vt/search/filename/sipsmug.jpg/

>call male/female "Type A/Type B"
>characters still refer to you by pronoun based on what you look like

What did Miyazaki mean by this.

Kronies how is the stream going?

>>20108190
there's one in front of blaidd in ranni's tower that made me laugh

Why the fuck does a horse need horns?

kek deepl

>>20108192
A lot of messages do actually point out ambushes and the like. You could make a shitty argument about that being easy mode somehow though

>>20108230
I don't know, I don't watch whoretson

>>20108201
kek

>>20108279
it's certainly a communal shit

>>20108192
Don't worry, there's a shit ton of "fort, night" messages too

>>20108190

>>20108277
yeah I'm here

>>20108190
I enjoy the two handing knight balls message in the Roundtable

>>20108269
>waifu who barely talks to you, but swears to murder you just because you chilled with some cool finger bros

>>20108185
Stop trying to make suffering powered societies a thing, Mumei. We already have enough of those.

>>20108304

>>20108190
the ones that are actually funny and not just buthole shit

>>20108304
why are haatons like this

>>20108291
>規則正しい生活
deepl is pretty much correct

This seems like a lot of viewers for a game everyone has already played. But she is the amelia watson after all.

https://poal.me/w19lpi
https://poal.me/w19lpi
https://poal.me/w19lpi

>>20108276
Truly a paradoxical relationship.

>>20108230
Of course. The idea of this stream is to watch her slowly increase her anger levels until she inevitably makes comments on how the game fucking sucks and she's never touching it again. Which by the way
>Gura knows beforehand she won't like it, plays it TWICE for no reason
>Ame knows beforehand she's not gonna like it, plays it too for no reason
THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE

Btw fuck all the irystocrats who made Irys not want to play elden ring anymore just because she use a Katana.
She's one of the better HoloEn player and you fuckers are mad about the weapon she chose...Soulfags really are strange.

>>20108248
I saw one next to a pillar that was literally just moaning and I lost my sides

>skips the tutorial
oh boy

AMEWAY

>Skips Tutorial
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

do you like Hololive?

>>20108199
Fuck you man I wasn't thinking about her 10 minutes and now I am and now I miss her again.

>I don't need no stinkin tutorial
BASED

>i dont need no tutorial
uh oh

>No tutorial.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yay..... ame way......

>>20108304
I'm happy the deadbeats can get a little respite after getting assreamed all day by antis. Enjoy it, bro.

>>20108291
kek'd, getting roasted by translation software

>skipping tutorial
ameway time...

>>20108361
>irystocrats

>not doing the tutorial
Oh Lord, here we go...

>>20108361
She's still playing it you retarded dramafag

Ame has no time for tutorials or basic gameplay

AMEWAY IS ON THE MENU

Ame's the only person in myth/council that appreciates games and the culture around them. So many retards thinking she won't like it shows how few teammates are left here...

IS SHE REALLY GOING TO SKIP THE TUTORIAL

AME
WAY

>skips tutorial
thinking based

Tell me Teamates.
Why did your oshi not take the plunge of learning and remembrance?

Wamu post

kino incoming

>skips tutorial in her first souls game
Ame way

>【ELDEN RING】how the HECK do you play this
>I don't need no stinkin' tutorial

skipping tutorial
she's gonna rage quit.

>>20108385
ye

>>20108258
are you retarded?

>>20108304
don't use my oshi to shitpost

>his oshi doesn't stream almost daily
>his oshi doesn't have a consistent sleep schedule

classic 'melier

>>20108286
Not much but she’s having fun with nembers

>>20108433
AMEWAY!

AMEWAY

>>20108414
based

>>20108361
Huh? Did that really happen? That's really fucking stupid.

AME WAY>>>>>STINKY TUTORIAL

Why the fuck is this shit so low poly? What year is this?

>needing a tutorial to attack and dodge

Ame's going to make a beeline for Tree Sentinel while pretending he's an NPC.

>>20108274
No, but there is a Kirin in Elden Ring.
https://youtu.be/l8odla_7Ej0

>>20108385
Yes, but don't tell anyone.

>>20108258
your face looks dated for a new release

>>20108320
>she

koyo shutting down the risunas

>>20108436

>go to feed dogs
>come back wondering how Ame is doing
>"I don't need no stinking tutorial"
Here we go i guess.

I love Koyori

Ame is boring lately

>>20108426
Funny you say that while she ignores every single message and complains about every aspect of the game

>>20108361
Souls fans are obsessed with backseating, I fully expect Ame to ignore chat and pretend she's reading it to save her sanity.

Ame skipping bosses

I exciting!

>>20108190
top of a tower after a tough fight, chest was already open and no item

>>20108190
There's a section of Nokron where a fuckton of messages are left that go
>fort,
>night
because of the nighttime stars. Then there's a string of messages in a section of it that go
>fort, morning
>fort, afternoon
>fort, evening
And finally, right at the end at a doorway, there was a message that was
>fort, right?
And when I went through the doorway there was an enemy waiting to ambush me.
The fact that they kept to theme and also left a genuinely useful message made me lose it

>>20108444
No one cares nigger, this is not the way to get people to like her.

>says ??? stream is Elden Ring
>people confused they don't know what the stream is going to be
>says the stream is just going to be exploring
>people confused when she doesn't engage in combat

Where do you people come from?

>>20108457
No, he's a dumbass

>>20108426
nah, fauna gets it too

>>20108426
>appreciates games and the culture around them.
*Skips tutorial*

It's moss time

She's gonna hit him.

She's speedrunning the game. No time for tutorials

does ame even like this game?

Tutorials are for fags

TUTORIAL LOVE

what even is the grace?

>>20108502
It was just added for journos.

bitch am I a kronie or a kromie?

>The amount of people begging her to turn around and do the tutorial

>>20107847
LOVE & LUST

No Maidens?

is she gonna hit him?

>>20108192
i get a ego boost when i see a bunch of bloodstains in a boss room that i beated first try

>Maidenless
I mean, with a face like that...

Ame doing her best Arin impression once again by being too dumb to realize that she needs tutorials to understand literally anything with her tiny pea brain.

>>20108304
You glow as hard as a glowie, SEAschizo

>>20108502
Tutorials are for faggots

>Souls"""chads""" need tutorials to play a game

tfw no maiden

Ame will stab him yes?

are you ready for another Varre fight?

>>20108433
Warrior blood runs in her veins

Bowson isn't a maiden... It's over bros

>>20108443
what the fuck else would you use mori images for

maidens? no?

>>20108493
O you don't have the right makes me laugh every time. It's so fucking dumb.

>didnt make the obvious maidenless joke
thank God Ame isnt annoying

40 minute stream letsgooo

yeah ame is never playing this game again

she saw Gura clip

This is kayfabe, right? She can't really approach games like this IRL right?

https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1502830976745218048
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1502830976745218048
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1502830976745218048

>>20108190
There's a mimic boss that copies your character perfectly and nearly every message in that boss room and the resulting Grace are
>weak enemy?
>therefore, seek contemplation/I've failed.../reconsider

Can't wait for Mumei

fuck ur meme moment

What the fuck /vt/? Elden Ring has popup dialogs telling you how to play the game?
I thought you said it wasn't a game that held your hand?

Did Ame even activate the grace? Lmao

is FLASK OF CRIMSON TEARS the same thing as ESTUS FLASK?

>>20108502
based

>>20108190
The ones that are next to turtles and go like "could this be a dog?", or something like that. And I've found many more that do that shit and I giggle every time because it's so fucking stupid.

>>20108572
Try finger,
but hole

But guys, nobody is streaming right now? Did you take your meds?

>>20108572
What joke is there to make?

DEER LOVE

>>20108498
NOOOOOO, YOU'RE PLAYING IT WROOOOONG!!! PLAY IT THE WAY I WANT!!!

Koyori trusts only in the power of explosions...

>>20108361
why takodachis like this

>>20108551
nobody knows what faggot you are talking about
>>>/v/

>Already using up all her arrows
Bowson...

>>20108498
>Doesn't play the game
What's wrong with white women

Why is Ame's volume so low...

>>20108361
I'm both a soulfag and an IRyStocrat
I just close the comments when watching holos stream ER, are they really that bad?
fuck greyniggers

SHE'S DOING IT

>>20108604
SHE'S REAL TO ME

>>20108572
>Ame isnt annoying
good one

>>20108443
blessed deadbeat

>>20108408
During the jump king tournament yesterday she expressed doubt about continuing it due to those messafe she received.
So we wont 100% know until she say it.

>>20108529
Our oshi is schizophrenic preasu anderstandu

drink myself into oblivion kronii

Ame better do the whole stream without knowing lock on exists

koyo poster, you're too horny.

>>20108444
>averages ~7 streams a week
>sleeps at 4 AM and wakes up at noon

>>20108580
People cry and whine that games are made for babies these days without realizing how retarded and ADHD most normies play stuff.

Putting the tutorial at the bottom of a pit is retarded. Why would I listen to some ghost telling me to jump into a hole?

Huntin stream lets go!

>>20108630
He literally made that up.
She's actually been surprisingly excited about the game every time she talks about it.

>>20108621
>Explains exactly what the name signifies.
>Still gets butthurt.
You're obsessed.

>>20108572
Amazing chest ahead, try thrusting

>>20108461
No one gives a shit about graphics except you grandpa, go back to playing pong.

>its dropping frames
>i think thats normal because this port isnt well optimized right?
jesus ame

>>20108190
I laugh at the occasional "Still no lover? try jumping"

>>20108498
Anon people ask what tablet and program Ina uses on a draw stream.

>>20108192
on top of that
>showing friend bloodborne
>tutorial messages mixed in with troll signs
>ignores basic control messages because he thinks theyre just pee pee poo poo messages

>>20108570
yeah, there's a door on the capital that is closed but not locked, in front of it there was a "no o you don't have the right ahead" with a jumping joy emote
good stuff

ame better not ragequit after skipping tutorial
Ill you-promised post

>no tutorial
ame doesn't care

Ame is gaming

Good Bowson gooooood.

Ame The Elden Ring permission...

>>20108664
ノ

>>20108361
>irystocrats
Fuck off idiot.

>>20108190
You don't have the right, o you don't have the right
You don't have the right, o you don't have the right
It's stupid but still makes me giggle everything I see it

I didn't know there was a giant there

the Kroniggas are on the same level of cult-like behavior like KFP, it is really creepy...

>using fire arrows
BotW was based it how it would cook the meat if you did that

hes a big guy

Have they fixed the stutters for pc yet?
I got retard angry when I was frame dropping during tree sentinel

Without a tutorial Ame's instinct is to use R2 over R1

>>20108722
Ame HATES videogames

dog ahead

TEAMATES?

>clearly not enjoying it
Who forced her to play this?

>>20108585
PAGI

>>20108361
Major complaint people seem to have is that it doesn't play exactly like DaS1.
Same thing happened in DaS2 and 3, which was annoying because those games have actual issues.
There people who think that DaS2 is bad even though it's just the weakest in the series.

>>20108677
>make educated guess that the /v/ermin is talking about a video game related e-celeb like the faggot he is
>be right
>>>/v/

doughgie

Dawgie

>>20108585
I want to paint this cute alien's face white

>>20108776
Cover did, clearly

DOG

>>20108712
Well, she promised to just explore and collect moss and that's exactly what she's doing

>>20108321
Heh

I kill every turtle I see
don't tell Ina

>>20108773
Post more

watch the best player instead

https://youtu.be/qonmxafxmhY
https://youtu.be/qonmxafxmhY
https://youtu.be/qonmxafxmhY
https://youtu.be/qonmxafxmhY

>Ame plays this game the same way she plays pokemon
Kino

I just realized that she doesn't know how to lock on

>Skip the tutorial
>Game shows you the tutorial prompts anyway
Nice game, Todd

>>20108807
Dog.

All Koyori's assistants are kamikaze bomber robo-coyotes. Yabe!

>>20108692
A feeling of comfort rushes through me every time Gura says hello on stream.

>she's going to ameway bow&arrow

If she's going to beat ER with bow alone, I will knee so hard that my knees will explode

>>20108406
>>20108739
idk who this holo is
is that not the fanbase name

>>20108692
I LOVE GOO GOOBLI BOOGABLI BOOGUMBUS BUMBUS

Koyori's assistants are robot bomb coyotes

RUN BOWSON

>>20108655
She's still playing it you dumb SEAnigger. She just said that she read messages that said she chose a strong weapon.

>sprinting

She's already learned more than Gura...

JOSH-KUNS ARE BOMBS

>giant enemy coming at her
>she ignores it and continues to shoot at (and miss) some random shitmob
kek i love ame

>open koyo stream
>she is writing a bomb threat
>stay in stream, out of fear

>>20108559
Only thing it's useful for is finding out that guard counters are a thing.

RUN BOWSON RUN

>>20108776
She wants to be part of the fan art.
Source: my ass

>>20108822
It does if you don't do the tutorial because the game knows you're one of those retards who thinks they don't need them.

Ame and teamates are really similar

>>20108461
You ever seen brick?

>so many niggers biting the dramafag's fake shit about IRyS
Do your stream reps.

>>20108484
the fact ame's chat requires you to be subscribed for over 2 months to talk at all, i think her chat will be mostly fine

>>20108676
I didnt you fucking idiot watch her stream from yesterday, she talk about it.

>>20108766
Fuck no

>don't know how to lock on
>don't know how to use item
>don't know how to create more arrows
AMEWAY ladies and gentlemen.

I mean, in a sense, this is the perfect Fromsoft experience since she's actually exploring and figuring shit out on her own, but by god I do not see it ending well

>>20108592
ELDEN RING ISN'T PART OF THE SOULS SERIES OF GAMES
It's not canon, basically, which is why it holds your hand so much. The devs probably wanted to do something a little more user friendly

>>20108154
Literally the only one who hadn't played it yet. What do you think?

>>20108813
I can't, she's ahead of me now and I don't want spoilers

Fuck you ame, its like she does it on purpose.

I thought that the UNO stream was gonna be at 6 so I thought I was late but it's actually at 7. Lucky me.

>>20108836
>idk who this holo is
>still shitpost about her and her fans and with something that didn't even happen, to boot
I've run out of words

>>20108704
Ina draws?

>>20108867
Yeah, I'm pretty cute as well, but not as much as Ame.

>>20108766
>pc gaming in 2022

>>20108831
she'll run out of arrows in like two minutes

>>20108881
>not taking 5 seconds to look at the menu tutorial

>>20108907
Yes?

>want to keep playing elden ring
>remember I hate the area

[ame news] she is running out of arrows

ame is great at doing the "girlfriend humoring your hobbies" thing

Stream ends when she runs out of arrows

I fucking love ameway, unironically

Ame wants the ovaries

SHE DID IT

>>20108875
>2 months to chat
I wish Gura and Kiara, my oshis, would turn that feature on.

not giving the player infinite arrows was one of the most retarded decisions in this game