/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20056160
KIKI LOVE!

>>20056160
Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Association and Fund (RWAF)
>Improve sleep reps
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

>>20056160
/pyon/ Sings: Hold the Rab
Our next /pyon/ sings project is a parody of the Hold the Line song by Toto,
submit your vocaroos to https://forms.gle/2LWYt8MbZzofN2DF7 by March 31st. See
>>19590638 for lyrics.

>>20056160
>tfw Kiki still hasn't posted the edit

i love this funny cunny bunny, she's sweeter than hunny
>>20056209
UOH

resuming noodle discussion

>>20056642
Thank god... it already hit page 4 and I was starting to get lonely.

I LOVE KIKI

>>20056209
Kiki Bum!

pyon pyonpyon pyon pyonpyon pyon pyonpyon

>>20056662
I like instant noodles

>>20056781
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

>>20056160
/pyon/ vs /pcg/
12 March 18:20 UTC

>>20056885
whoops, thanks

>>20056662
i like those migoreng noodles the champ posted in last thread except i usually get the BBQ chicken ones

Kiki Love!

>>20056858
Throw in these motherfuckers in with your noodles. If I don't eat them straight outta the can first.

>>20056662
I like instant noodles.

>>20056667
i'm always here for you friend, unless i'm sleepy

Mind status: Unchanged

>>20057024
Are they good? Never seen them before.

>>20056885
brackets also for those interested

BUNNY CUNNY

pretty flower for a pretty rab

>>20057159
I like the texture... There probably more often in thai curries or chinese food than ramen or mi goreng, but i'm weird like that. I just throw whatever in.

love my kikkers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hpq6-uSKlw

I freaking love this snoozin, cruisin, gosling-inducing rab

full schedule for upcoming matches

>>20057341
>not posting the kino version
>>19589592

>>20057374
Kek, could you have picked a more goofy face expression for this?

>>20057304
I sometimes like to mix my noodles with other food or stuff. Recently I've been pouring hot sauce in it to give some heat and give it a new flavor

>>20057426
>3:20 a.m JST
Oof, good luck Kikers...

>>20056662
I think noodles SUCK

>>20057426
what timezone is this?

>>20057704
maybe she should just sleep through the night so she'll be rested for it?

>>20057762
UTC

>>20057762
UTC

>>20057770
it's afternoon for her

Any second now she's going to burst through those doors full of energy and smug

>>20056662
i am reiterating that i crack an egg into a cup of noodles and just microwave that shit, it's good

You can summon Kiki with goslings. Let's pool our gosling energy, somebody give us something to gosling about.

>>20057989
https://files.catbox.moe/4n0oo7.mp4

Looks like i'll be hitting the asian supermarket tomorrow. Thanks for the suggestions.

>>20058077
>kiki is real, and loves me
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20058077
i love her fingernails in this, didn't know I had such a thing for painted nails until recently

>>20058077
It hits me every time I watch it

>>20057304
I doubt any supermarkets near me sell those

>>20058077
Holy fuck.. This shit's getting real. I want this in VR.

>>20058335
I feel your pain. My local supermarket is a fuckin disgrace and the next closest is fuckin miles away. Their asian section is a disgrace. I wanna eat all the yummy noods but i can't. Will have to give in and order online one of these days.

>>20058077
i should quit stalling and order a daki ffs. what's the best pillow to pair with it?

>>20058578
I think their is a buyfag wiki with good info on that, check /a/

>>20058077

>>20059020
cheer up champ

>>20059233
but there is Kiki out there sleeping and I can't watch her sleep!

>>20059307
here take this to tide you over

>>20058077

Kiki doko

8 minutes

>>20059766

>>20059762
running away after successfully touching the clover

I have some shocking news
Kiki is a ningen

>>20060334
no way
i always thought she is a ninja

Gonna snooze for a bit longer and blast my speakers. If she starts anytime in the next hour can you please ask her to blast some load music or something to wake me up?

>>20060975
will do anon, if i manage to stay awake. if not, i'm sure someone else will

good night and sweet kiki dreams

Got some fresh buns ready for bunday.

KIKI SOUNDS FLAT

idk about you but I want to gently bully Kiki

I miss kiki

>>20061172
KIKI SOUNDS Like my dream woman. She is loving, caring, hilarious, adorable, intelligent, hard working, empathetic, smol and loves animals. Literally everything I ever looked for in a woman. I fucking love her, man, I can't stop goslinging

>>20061441
i get that but honestly im more of a roughly loving kiki guy

>>20061441
>>20061634
both of these, but more than anything i want to lay in bed with her, hold her and never let go.

I want to cuddle and make out with her all day, every day, for the rest of our lives.

we've got our work cut out for us, line-holders.

>>20061885
Cute

>>20062420
This is the first time that chibi art has been used in a long time.

>>20060975
Goodnight anon

I don't remember whats on this soundpost, wanan see what it is

>>20063958
eh boring

>>20063958
Cosy

ok, I am done, please continue

well I gotta leave soon
tell Kiki I love her once she wakes up

well im down for the count
remind her shes rab and i love her

held the line
i held it
i cant hold it anmyore
so tired
tell my wife
i love her
ugh

I would hodl if I didn't have family reps to do
I'll be there for divegrass

>>20064754
Champ? Champ?! CHAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!

Goodnight champs.

debating snoozlein myself, but I don't know if she'll stream immediately when she wakes up, which I'm pretty sure will be soon, or if she'll wait a little bit, or just hold off til divegrass

>>20065092
Goodnight anon

>>20065092
Goodnight champ

hehehehehe

I fell asleep waiting for kiki THREE HOURS AGO, and just recently woke up again! I am RESTED and ENERGETIC, and I will be there for when she eventually pops in and says

"...hello?"

Tough luck you champs who will miss it. Win some, lose some.

>>20065610
jokes on you, i can endure anything if it's for kiki. a little sleep deprivation is nothing!

>>20065741
t..this man's power is off the charts.

>>20065182
How many hours until divegrass? She may hold of until then

>>20065967
Still over 8 hours away. Plenty of time. https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2 Next match should be a fun watch.

>>20065967
about 10 hours, i believe

rab spotted

Fuck's sake

>>20066191
Looks like she's going back to sleep

Ouch

>>20063958
You can load a soundpost directly into the soundpost player without posting U KNOW

my wife's a regular sleepin beauty. have sweet dreams, i'm gonna sleep too now I suppose

>>20066366
>>20066406
why so mad? kek

what did rab say I can't check it

>>20066767

>>20066838
le troll bunne

ITS OVAAAR

>>20058335
lol just came back from the supermarket myself and read this. Supermarkets around here suck and the variety is the usual uninspiring sandwich bar shit they serve everywhere.

>>20068244
i'm in your walls

>>20068244
I'm here I'm just ignoring you

she went back to sleep because no champyons are responding. Nice fucking job retards
t. lurker

I STOPPED STARING AT THE STREAM WAITING SCREEN FOR TEN MINUTES AND MISSED HER

Go to sleep if you need it guys, there's no telling when she'll start

>>20068751
no i cant...not like this, knowing theres a chance..

I think she actually shows up promptly at the scheduled start time, literally every single time, and just edges for hours thinking about us all squirming.

it's kind of hot.

SHE'S LIVE GET IN EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQL4U62LWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQL4U62LWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQL4U62LWw

>>20068863
FUCK YOU

>>20068863
>>20069016
nevermind you were right but I wont say sorry because you got lucky

>>20069073
He was only right accidentally

Man everyone is asleep huh.

>>20069257
5am let's gooooo

aaaa I am away on senpai reps
I want to be with my wife right the fuck now

Let's gooooo https://youtu.be/-VIKQKIL2ww

>>20069442
What are senpai reps?

>>20068244
I'm sorry... I'm operating on like 2 hours of sleep in 2 parts it was just unlucky timing.

>>20069567
visiting my senpai desu baka

LIVE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Get in! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQL4U62LWw

>>20066010
I had my doubts, but now that I see we can score some fackin goals we might just have a chance.

>>20069943
There was never any reason to doubt, just play to win and settle for participation only after you've lost.

>>20068578
Wtf, why are you so mad lol?

Hello Kiki

Here Kiki https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2

Kiki I can't breathe could you remove your bum from my face

3:20 JST

Is this rab math?

the divegrass times are good for euros (im guessing since divegrass is enjoyed here)

Shes got the voice of an angel.

Grove street? Shit, here we go again...

is kiki going to stay up until divegrass or have a snooze inbetween?

Fucking brits with their crumpets, tea, walkers crips and throwing stars

got my daki in my arms, windows open letting in the freezing cold, but its warm in my blankets. Falling asleep to this rabs angelic voice leaning back in my chair, but I must power through until divegrass.

>local rabbit commits violence against oppressed minority

No (You)terus

Kiki watch out for that stool!

Kiki's uterus....

>giant
>4'9"

now imagine you're mario and the rabbit is luigi

>>20070792
imagine kiki gets her job at school, then something happens and she gets asked to cover for the year 6 teacher for a day, and everyones taller than her

Please play me Kiki

Please continue to filter idiots like that

the fuck is this idiot saying

Champyon my nipples are itching, will you scratch it for me!?!?

>>20071105
every time she sits on my lap

>>20071105
yeah, i hear saliva is good at stopping itches.

I wish Kiki would call us tiger

>>20071318
I want kiki to roll her rrrrs and go "rrrrr come here tiger~"

:( poor girl

if it was recently, that man was me. i just didnt want to keep mentioning it more than once after i bought the headphones. just cant post at work

>>20071534
Some dude said specifically he played kiki on a projector yesterday, didnt remember it was at work but apparently yes.

Why hasn't Kiki donated the money from the daki get?

I've watched you on tv before, my 2yo brother likes you

>>20071567
shes currently trying to get all the money from the company. they scammed her.
Probably bait tho

Fuck huge ass projectors, I want to stream kiki on my gameboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX1opw_gsBs

>>20071588
She said that a month ago though

>>20071615
Based, small screen enjoyer

>>20071648
you know how long it can take right?
you need to be 18 to post here

Don't reply to fucking bait

>>20071677
retard lol

>>20071677
I doubt Kiki will donate the month in 6 months when everyone has forgotten about it.

>papapyon is secretly chinese

Anon pls... post the 3D files

>king

It'll be tough to save for a house as a house wife rabbit

Kiki I've been asking about that model above because I'm learning a lot about 3D rigging from all the divegrass, and you said you'd use a fan-rigged model... just thought it would be cool to have a high quality Kiki model you could use to show us some real dancing one day.

Don't be a goose, we make fan content because we want to, you don't have to pay us lol

>>20072214
>fan content
husband content*

I'm watching Kiki....

A toast

I want to hold your hand with fingers interlocked and look into your eyes while you pee

Kiki gets excited from being watched?!

Anyone else upside down watching, while jerking off? I'm too pussy to autoaphyxiate but the blood rush is a nice touch to kikis erotic sniffles. The only downside is I get some cum face and in my mouth after.

My cock is so hard it fucking hurts god DAMMIT kiki take responsibility

>>20072414
why cant you just fap normally wtf?

>>20072414
wtf

>>20072414
a little cringe

>>20072414
this made me choke laughing

>>20072414
Well, didn't expect a post like that but you do you bro

I'm too much of a smooth brain to understand riichi mahjong. Good luck kiki

>mahjong

It's been years since I've been able to catch a stream live. I love how comfy the streams are, Kiki is so cute.

>>20072916
Fukumoto is the best mangaka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nob_LzFNbX4

I don't understand the game haha the blocks have funny symbols on them haha

>>20073064
I rember that, thats why the "akagi" filename above confused me I thought it was kaiji at first. The see-through tiles too.

>The real prize is the wife we got along the way

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Guys I have successfully camouflaged myself as kikis toilet. And bros...its heavenly. And yes she was messy.

Queen of Pee

>implying she wouldnt take pitcures of us when we pee

I'm going to snap polaroids of kiki peeing and keep them in my wallet!

I like to think Kiki makes this face when she pees and watches chat.

>>20073075
you need to make a hand: four sets of three and a pair. each turn you draw then discard a tile from the center like a deck of cards.
each set of three can be three of a kind, or a 1,2,3 of the same suit. there are special tiles for the four winds (black text symbols) and three dragons (white, green, red) which only work as three of a kind. you get a points multiplier if your hand includes a dragon set, or a wind set of the current round or player seat position
there are various points multipliers for special hands
if someone discards a card you need to finish a set of three you can call it and interupt the turn order with limitations. (completing a three of a kind can be stolen from anyone "pon", completing a 1,2,3 only from the player to your left "chi". "ron" stealing the last tile to win can be from anyone even if its a 1,2,3, or even if its the pair tile which normally cant be stolen)

>>20073604
thanks anon, you're nearly as autistic as my wife!

>>20073604

>great story
>Kiki reads to me
Kino. This is a hoot.

>>20073665
the "kan" or kong, is a set of four, this is also a special rule which goes in play for a set of three,
in the middle of the board there is a face up randomly chosen tile which indicates a tile which has more value to anyone who wins with it
whenever someone forms a kan, another tile is added to this bonus set, potentially multiplying the winning players score even higher - but you should always form kans, especially if you think another player is close to winning because you will only risk multipling their hand instead of your own

Kiki was the saviour fag all along...

>Kiki is an empath

>motorcycle guys
she's gonna get princess Diana'd

Kiki is a proud monarchist!

Diana got patrolled by her own mom for being a roastie

>missile launcher helicopter in a residential area
the police really dont like to interfere in yakuza affairs do they

>>20074424
Elizabeth is the ultimate roastie lich

Im british and I dont like liz

>>20074502
how many days do you have tea and crumpets a week

Tachibana is handsome

I never doubted the magic man

"hey sorry big cat I just pimped out your little sister"

>>20071555
I watched her and the match on my projector yesterday at home. But I'm not the same anon that watches her on their work projector though.

>>20074669
I do like a good crumpet with some butter but I dont really buy them often. Dont really drink too much tea either, caffeine is not my thing. Suppose that makes me a traitor to the crown then.

Upgrade?

even if I can't be here right now my echo will reverberate and reach this thread

This is how it feels trying to protect Kiki from the rrats, undesirables, and sad feelings

what is the button on kiki's controller for blocking/dodging?

our rab will find the way soon

Poor girl

its okay for kiki to be mad at that

Kiki you weren't rude lol

harby ruining shit as usual

I wish she would say mean things to me

>>20075723
Nah

bullshit literally everyone else was doing exactly the same

>>20075752
Kiki letting out all her pent up frustrations on your body...

chatfags heres some obvious advice
if you type something shes probably read it. Saying stuff over and over is just going to make her feel cornered when shes already frustrated at the game

>>20075823
threadfags, heres some advice. use chat if you want to make chat better

Take responsibility and get 40 lashes...

>>20075838
No i wont because she wants thread only people

>>20075876
i try and use both

Calm down geese its just a game

scream in a pillow, always helps me

>>20075853
I am sparticus, where do I sign for my kiki lashes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A

>>20075823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJNUXT2a9U

and thats why shes grumpy

can i get uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>20075752
I was thinking about this too.

I want to cook for Kiki.

She's a hungry rabbit

Get me an apple pie, pls

As a burger I can't imagine having to teach the nigs at mcdanks what a veggie burger is and how to make it.

mcdonalds is different country to country so i dont rember it never happened here

Do you remember when they had Pizza?

Might have been a regional thing.

There's a fucking wikia for Mcdonalds https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/McHotDog

Maybe the McPizza was only a NA thing.

>>20076287
>https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/McHotDog
based

by the way the reason i said i was just parroting is to show that kiki knows the game better than me so why would i consider her to be playing badly

>>20076287
There is a secret wiki for Kiki kisses

dogy

hey babe can you order me 20 nuggets?

>>20076497
the same dog shows up in this 5 times

Kiki playing FPS
https://youtu.be/Amc4NHiQpQY

>>20076829
oh god i rember this... its been like almost 20 years since I played CS

I was just goofin' Kiki you're doing great!

Explain this photo of little man shooting a gun Kiki

>>20076917
is this real?

>>20076917
Little man is so adorable.

taking a nap cya later

Kiki is doing fine the doozie is that this blind girl won't protect herself.

by george, she's got it!

>>20077003
Enjoy your nap anon

>kiki gets a pop up asking about her car's extended warranty.

>when is the last time you saw your brother

story of our lives

enjoy your food kiki!! See you for divegrass!!

Don't forget to eat your vitamins rabbit

McDonalds food always makes we want to vomit, hopefully it's better quality over there.

I think I've synchronized my eating and sleeping schedule with Kiki, which is weird considering we both live on opposite sides of the planet.

Imagine having a home-cooked meal with kiki. Ah that's the dream.

I misunderstood! I thought that Kiki was going to end stream, eat, and come back for divegrass. The stream is still going!

>>20079330
I'd have to learn how to make some good vegetarian meals.

do you think Kiki will tell us what she got from mac donal

Rember champs / Kiki, daylight savings is gonna kick in pretty soon

Good luck

She knows so many Asian games I don't know the first thing about lol

Found a pokemon version of this game lol

Found it

Did your mom teach you all these games?

I like when Kiki giggles!

I want to touch Kikis cheeks

imagine holding Kiki's hand and you walk through the shops

I drink a gallon of water a day because that's what Kiki would want me to do.

She doesn't like my hairdo...

when is the last time that the rabbit slept

I wanted to masturbate and now I feel bad

oh no

shes having symptoms of her body shutting down due to starvation

she will be Ok, just look at this image of her I took

>>20081411
5 hours ago
>>20081534
she literally just ate fool

>>20081565
refeeding syndrome when you dont eat and you do quickly eat a lot of food
https://www.healthline.com/health/refeeding-syndrome

>>20081592
ogey dr web md

Did she crush a can of monster again?

>>20081592
Anon, it isn't like She's been not eating for days. Or as far as I know she's been eating okay. But she'll be fine. Don't worry.

>>20081657
she barely eats. not this much usually anyway

>>20081557
>she will be Ok
yes

I really don't want to concern fag but she should take better care of her body. Eat well full meals or at least order full spectrum of vitamins, she is showing symptoms of anemia and other vitamin deficiency

>>20068244
This poem is underrated by the way, I like that improv rhyme lol

she will be ogey

>>20081592
my sister had that. You can tell in Kikis voice the past few days that shes undereating and shaky. It may be the reintroduction of work?

>>20081711
>I really don't want to concern fag but
stopped there

she needs a dose of champyons broth

How much do you think she weighs?

>>20081811
85 american lbs

>>20081811
Given her small stature, and the fact she's like a stick, I'd guess 49~ kg

>>20081884
>>20081898
hot

>>20081811
a handful

>>20081811
She mentioned once that she can see her ribs kinda

>the more Kiki hydrates the more she will pee
there is literally no downside

>>20081811
the daki is not only measured realistically, but also weighted realistically

>>20081983

>>20082072

>>20082072
thats so hot
imagine licking every crevice

>>20082244
imagine rubbing your rock hard cock across her ribs like a xylophone

Kiki is dying and you guys are horny posting?

>>20082432
I want to start a band with kiki now

>>20082499
I'd like to reproduce this bgm with Kiki's body if you know what I mean

>>20082496
It's fine, webmd champs are on it and will save her life from the deadly virus she's obtained through x y and z

>>20082496
yes

>>20082432

>>20082573
thank fuck for webmd champs

>>20082432
I fucking love Kiki so much that nothing does anything to me
I can't cum to anything else but Kiki
every time I think about dragging my hard dick on her flat chest and playing xylophone with her ribs I cum buckets in seconds

Bitch slap them with your magic hands!

he got shot right in the thick juicy thigh

good evening /pyon/

Is the pet stream still going to happen at JP morning time? I don't think I can stay up for long...

kiki might want to let her parents know how shes feeling

sorry, she is pregnant with my child

sorry, maybe its your stomach?
try taking something to help digestion

>>20083274
Yeah may want to tell your parents. Just to be safe.

all this china talk makes me want a chinkies for dinner, it'll be 18:20 when our game is so it would work out

New thread:

>>20083700
>>20083700
>>20083700