/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Rosemi-sama!

I LOVE POMU!!!!! SHE IS MY DIAMOND CITY WIFE!!!!!!

Pomu posts only edition

Shubert

At last...
I have finished constructing my masterpiece.
A tier list to rule all other tier lists, and in the darkness bind them.
I poured all of my unbiased ludo level energy into this list.
I didn't even let the fact that I am not a faggot effect the outcome because I don't want to fuck any of the guys.
Truly this is the greatest tier list on the planet.
FEMCELS
BASK
IN
MY
GLORY

>>20033907
>Enna
>Clean

What happened to Millie?

>>20033907
Alban higher

I LOVE YOU POMU

>>20033932
>Fungus not in pinnacle tier
Anon...

>>20033932
My oshi sonny where he belongs ehe

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SEXY FAIRY!!!!

Massaging, licking and kissing Elira's stinky, sweaty feet!

Selen being able to read an enjoying reading always comes as such a surprise when she does it. Girl /dove/ into that Dead Space lore.

>>20033932
>Sonny not in peggable tier
Disregarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymzM1jFsag

MY ROSEWIFE ROSEMI-SAMA IS STREAMING PLEASE COME WATCH HER BUHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymzM1jFsag
Rosebuds please gather to cheer and support our rose on her way!

>No furniture
>No job
What now?

>>20033932
I don't agree with Selen/Yugo being that low but nice

>>20034013
Feet sex

>>20033907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wymzM1jFsag

So all the girls are NEETs now?

>I QUIT MY VIRGINITY TODAY [CHATTING]

>>20034203
as it should be.

How would you feel if Luca and Shu did a collab where Luca said, "hey Shu, you're pog!" and Shu stared blankly into space for a few seconds before saying, "oh yeah, I am." And then the stream ended.

>>20034028
>>20033955
Will we get Reikuma kino today or will Vox's homolust for Ike and Shoto ruin everything again? We'll find out soon.

>>20034241
That sounds pretty pog

>>20033932
Top Tier- Pomu
Ok Tier- Rosemi, Selen, Elira, Nina
Boring Tier-Enna, Millie, Finana, Reimu
Petra Tier- Petra
Shit Tier- Luxiem/Noctys

>>20034241
I would assume Shu bent over and presented to Luca like a baboon the second the stream cut out

>>20033932
Also the brown haired guy whos name I can never remember has the best design IMHO
10/10 colour scheme, fucking love orange, blacks and earthy browns like that.
I've only seen him once in that Fulgur, Selen and him stream last night and he seemed based enough but I can't put him higher based on 1 stream yet.
I am a hardcore contrarian though and the fact that nobody talks about him makes me like him more.

Is Shu naked?

>>20034241
Vindicated.

STARTAN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0EkeBXm50

>>20034203
Being a NEET implies not having a job, and the girls still have to financially support their boyfriends. So they all just work from home now.

>>20034330
Bro?

>>20033932
What are you basing this tier list on?

>>20034330
rosebud?

>>20034330
rosebuta not only are you posting the wrong stream but rosemi hasn't started her stream yet...

>>20034330
Why are dragoons like this?

>>20033932
>>20034303
You're really fun to have around and that's a good list. Thanks anon, bless you? I'm not religious sorry.

I'm never watching Elira again I have failed rosebuds

>>20034439
Rosebud..

Why are Rosebuds so fucking retarded?

>>20034384
Entertainment value + design mostly.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE THOUGH, I CAN'T STAND UKI BECAUSE HE'S TOO HOMOSEXUAL FOR ME.
So if you're an Uki fan and you like that about him obviously that's gonna clash with my taste, he's too fucking gay for me to be able to handle though.
I blindly hated all the guys at first but upon seeing them in collabs with the girls they're alright.

ELIRA, ENNA, MILLIE OFF COLLAB!!!!!!!!

ROSEMI-SAMA
ROSEMI-SAMA

RoSeMi-SaMa rOsEmI-sAmA

*haunts the thread*

The real reason Wosemi quit her job is to build pic related. She knew it would taker her an eternity.

>>20034561
*exorcises you with my penis*

Guys look at me I'm so cute!

ROSEMI AND HER TAKE OUT SUSHI

>>20034656
proof?

>>20034596
This and she's going pro now that tcg tournaments are back

>>20034656
ROSEMI SAMA DESU WA

>>20034561
* blocks your path *

MENHERA POMU ARK NOW

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

>>20034656
Where is that clip even from? Her debut?

>>20033903
Cute shubert.

>>20034707
Is it true that this is the series where male impregnation originated from?

>>20034748
Unfortunately, yes.

A CUTE SUSHI CHEF MADE HEART CALI ROLLS FOR WOSMEI

Why did Rosemi quit?

Why Shu sounds cute today? Is he ovulating? Or is it be because I miss him

>>20034561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_lxIiJ8ck4

Which one of you butas did this?

>>20034785
OH

>>20034748
yep

Why does Rosemi get hit on everywhere she goes?
Is she really that cute irl?

>>20034809
I started dating her

Shu is already dead and he doesn't know it...

>>20034845
Probably

>>20034845
she's unironically the perfect woman in both personality and looks, which makes it all the more depressing that i'd never be worthy of her.

>>20034810
Yes.

>>20034845
Yes. Yes she is.

Rosemi...

>>20034203
We live in the era where being a streamer can pay enough to be a job, so no

>>20034845
Actual answer, she looks like a child.

>>20033903
Good morning Shubert anon!

>>20035016

this fuckin game

is the average Yugoposter male or female?

>>20033960
Not sure why but I was expecting a dildo to get shoved in her mouth.

Sonny Brisko would be the easiest of the Nijisanji boys to sexually break. Not merely bringing him to orgasm or turning into into a breathless mess. I mean completely destroying the boy, psychologically. Rendering him unable to see himself as anything but a toy to be used by sadistic women.

All you'd have to do is kick in the door of his disgusting, dirty rathole of a bedroom. You'd find the man sitting in pajama bottoms and boxers that haven't been washed in days, staring blankly at his monitors. Surprised and not a little scared at the woman now looming over him, he'd stammer a demand to identify yourself before being grabbed by the collar of his greasy t-shirt and firmly bent over his desk. A quick yank exposes his tight, pale ass and as he uselessly squirms underneath your body, you lean in close and whisper your commands to him:

"Don't fight it Sonny. You just need a bit of correction, I'll make you feel good. It's going to be o-kay. I'm going to make you feel ooooo-kay..."

Twisting his head to meet your mouth, you kiss him deeply to muffle his yelps as your fingers force themselves inside Sonny's ass and start hunting for his prostate...

>>20035095
yes

>>20035095
Yugon't

S-so uh...haha when do we get our anime cunny privileges back?

>>20034059
does this mean she can stream at any time now?

People who use their full real name on their youtube profile, who chat and send supas
Is that based or cringe?

I'm sad that rosemi quit her job without going on a menhera arc before just like pomu

>>20035168
when someone posts the buta image

>>20035184
Both.

>tfw no rosemi gf

So, with three (maybe four I can't tell if Yugo was teasing it or just confused) Noctyx memberships getting teased/announced, which if any are you planning to join?

>>20035184
Both, honestly.
Takes massive fucking balls to do it, but at the end of the day they're still doing it.

>>20035184
both but more cringe than based

>>20035059
>Followed by Mysta Rias

>>20035095
both

>>20035207
I'd rather not go to jail anon.

>>20035023
Good morning c:

>>20035293
2d cunny isn't illegal unless you're a britbong or ausfag.

Are these threads finally gonna get proper moderation now?

will rosemi move back with her parents now she quit her job?

>>20035059
mysta...

>>20035107
This was great, thank you
I love pathetic men

>>20035407
Lol

Will Rosemi start her career as a full time duelist now?

>>20035407
lol no

>>20035407
kek

>>20035059
>Followed by Mysta
Of. Course.

>>20035434
the only reason she stayed at the job for so long was because her parents dont know shes a streamer

Why don't the brothers and sisters who browse these threads just fuck each other already?
You could even cosplay as your partner's oshi while you fuck each other if it helps

I love my daughterwife!

UHHHM ACSHUALLY

MENHERA WOSE ALREADY

>>20035526
IS THIS A GENIUS?

>>20035407
>Are these threads finally gonna get proper moderation now?

Rosemi thinks superman is lame!

>>20035561
Nu-superman is lame, golden age superman was kino.

>>20035556
nedsemi is tensai!

rosemi is fucking hilarious

>>20035518
The other general has no women, that's why they are so angry and come to shit on this.

>>20035184
I'm too millennial for that shit.

Naixatloz runs Nijisanji...

>>20035407
I actually got a warning yesterday for calling them out for not taking down the doxx stuff.

>>20035184
Yes

Don't click this

>>20035184
how can doxxing yourself ever possibly be based?
they're just zoomers who don't know any better.

>>20035608
based fellow oldfag.

>I like all spidermen and spidergirls
sluuuuut

>>20035518
I'm bald and hairy. I'm not shaving and wearing a wig.

Nina Love!

>>20034444
COMPLEX MOTIVES

ENTER
>>20035561
>Rosemi thinks superman is lame!
He is.
>>20035596
I bet you like Picard.

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>>20035637
Lmaoooo

>>20035674
hypocrite hate!

>>20035654
some of them don't look like zoomers to me...

>Doesn't like Superman cuz he's a nerd
>Likes Spiderman, the hero known for being a giant nerd
HYPOCROSEMI

What the fuck is happening in this plot? Is Iris a schizo

>>20033903
Shubert more like POObert KEK

https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1502439552371376131
Why?

Fufu-chan, that's parasocial...

After comparing Pomu, Petra, and Enna's Payday 2 footage, I can safely say that Petra, by some stroke of bullshit, is better at FPSes than Pomu and Enna.
She plays too safe and slow for modern shooters, but she could probably not embarrass herself too hard in Rainbow Six or even Valorant if she had a team to carry her.
She click heads fast (never hits the head though), sticks to burst fire, and tried to stick with advantageous positioning.
The take away here is that Pomu and Enna should be ashamed and embarrassed.

>>20035518
No female would ever want to have sex with me, I'm content just fantasizing about holding hands with my oshi.

>>20035407
The Sana-fulgur thread gets deleted under "Troll posts outside of /b/."
So no, some meidos are clearly bronies.

I WOVE THIS WOSE SO MUCH BROS
I'm so happy

>>20033932
Fem anon here. I approve of this. Carry on.

I love finana

>>20035727
FUCK YOU ALOUPEEP

>>20035708
Spiderman is a cool nerd not a sanctimonious nerd.

>>20035518
I've been asking pentomos to cosplay as Petra for me but they still haven't taken the bait

Lief diary,

the present day is the 12th of march, 2022.
pomu hast been gone f'r approximately 48 hours.
time hast slow'd down to a snail's pace, mine own heart distraught.
i hadst bethought i couldst endure, yet high-lone as i am, mine own plight only deepens.
alas, what am i, if 't be true deprav'd of pomu's heartwarming smileth? a bitter cold sir, a sir of stone, petrifi'd and bitter cold to the core.
a beshrew only yond of a fairy can dispel.
those cards upon yond poker table, not a did bet of charity, but the spelling of mine own doom.
i pray to the lord above f'r his guidance, might i endure until tuesday

>>20035738
Always knew Pomuske was more than a pet

>>20035727
do NOT be mean to shubert!!!!!!!!

>>20035716
Genuinely yes

>>20035727
uhhh what?

I really want to bully Rosemi today and I'm not sure why.

>>20035738
Pomusuke what happened to you..

>>20035789
Ogey

>>20035518
I think the female Reimu antis should rape the Ikesisters while in cosplay.

this rose is so cute

>>20035736
Penguin survival instincts.

>>20035518
I don't want to have sex it looks disgusting and I hate physical contact, and no I am not traumatized I had a normal life and upbringing

>real people building a real house
Masaka...

Remember how Superman believed that Santa was real and that he wrapped Superman's presents in lead foil so that he couldn't use his x-ray vision on the presents, and then Superman got offended when his dad implied that Santa wasn't real?

>>20035716
Actual spoilers: She has a brain tumor, it's why she fainted before and dropped the spoon. She's having delusions about conspiracies. Elira is about to come to a branch where she either believes her and Date goes crazy into delusions too or Date doesn't believe her and it leads to the True End branch(but you can't do that till doing the other paths)

>people can build houses by themselves?!
And you people say that Rosemi being sheltered and innocent is just an act.

be nice

>>20035801
>>20035801
>>20035801
>>20035801
>>20035801

>>20035814
threaten a fellow aloupeep with nonconsensual stabbing and i'm upgrading my insult to SHITbert

>>20035868
Rosemi thinks that houses just happen to exist and grow from the earth

>>20035914
anon?

I've been waiting for Rosemi to leave her job for what seems like forever. Finally she's a full time vtuber!

>>20035518
I don't want to fuck a 4chan man...

>>20035934
NOOOOOOOO STOP I TAKE IT BACK

Tosemi-sama
Tosemi-sama

>>20035727
AlouPOOPIE SHUT UP

>>20035914
>almost at 200 posts
>decided to make a thread anyway

>Rosemi understands so little about home construction that she thinks doing it yourself is magic or a superpower
the real magic is meeting regs and getting permits without a company.

>>20035902
I hate iris’ route path with passion because of this. It felt like a fucking sympathy fes the route.

>>20035906
TBF that part's hardly that uncommon for urbanites to not understand.

>>20035727
Poobert in shambles
Enna winning
Thank you aloupeep

>>20035443
You're welcome, I love thinking about how they'd struggle and fight against it before crumbling

>>20035986
This is an early thread

>>20035864
Yaminion?

im excited to see more of rosemi now, hope she can hop on everyone's stream like what they do

>>20035596
Nah Superman has always been lame. Most of the planet busting heroes are but superman in particular

>>20035934
yeah lick her feet too

>>20035864
Pomusister...

>>20036027
God bless Vox for writing this.
It's so simple, quaint, and perfect.

There's one thing I don't like about Rosemi.
I don't like when she pretends to laugh at unfunny jokes just because they are superchats.

Its surprising that you know about the Cold War but not about basic WW2 shit... Selen...

>>20034707
Whats dean from gilmore girls doing hunting ghosts?

>>20036035
Because the last one hit image limit.
Pretty sure the Enna early thread poster died anyway, theres no need to care about them so much anymore.

>>20035914
>Deleted
lol
lmao even
I told you to make the thread before me, nobody wants to spend 20+ minutes in a thread they can't post images in on an imageboard.
Your loss fuccboi.

>>20036052
Superman the animated series was good though.

>>20036052
He was good in TAS and the Justice League cartoon.

>>20036045
I hope she hops in deez nuts

>Rosemi always wanted to have a maid
>Pomu always wanted to wape wosemi
THEY ARE

>rosemi's favorite

Houses die when they are killed...

>You don't even need to be rich for a maid
t. "Upper middle class" rich person

>>20036079
I think it's an endearing trait, even if the superchats are stupid. Plus her sense of humor is probably around that level anyways.

>>20036130
more like wape PTSD

>>20035736
Unironically I agree. Petra did much better than I thought and now I'm curious to see her playing valorant and other games. Thing is, payday 2 you can tank lots of bullets, while in other games you can't, so its going to depend. but surprisingly she was decent at the game.

I unironically wanted to become a butler for the longest time.
I still regret not doing it.

>>20036123
GOTTEM

>>20035981
peropero ike tears delicious

>>20036157
you really don't if you live in a 3rd world country

im new to wosemi sama, does she have a finance voice like feesh?

>>20033932
not a bad list

>>20035914
>>20035801
>sticking to his principles
Based

>>20036079
She's just very easily amused by retarded shit I feel.

Ike approves of brothers that ____!

If Anya doesn't reply, then it probably means their relationship has sourced because of the leaks (I hope not)

https://mobile.twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1502443603368546313

>>20036123
hope she hops on #spoiler# my nutz desu #/spoiler#
GOTTEM

Rosemi's too much of a zoomer to know about AskJeeves...

>>20036182
no. wosemi can't do voices to save her life.

>Tony? that's a mafia name.
That's racist!

I have a mafia name...

>>20036157
Maids are very affordable if you just get them to come once a week to clean your house.
A live-in maid that does all the housework every day though requires either a lot of money or some shady third world human trafficking company.

>>20036111
>>20036116
Cartoons make him cool but comic book Superman is boring as fuck. When you make a hero with only 3 weaknesses and one of which is a lack of sunlight, it's hard to make him interesting which is why so many times we see the
>What if superman but evil????
Plot

Rosemi is perpetuating a harmful stereotype about Italian-Americans.

>>20036210
nah, wosemi's humor is smarter than that. She's just pretending to laugh so the superchatters don't feel bad.

>>20036215
Of course my husband does. He loves siblings!

>>20035736
With how she played, I could definitely believe her having some good rounds in something like Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2.
Apex and current CoDs would probably too much for her to process, but still not the worst in the branch all things considered.

>>20036215
Based Ike

I have a confession to make:

I felt guilty for having nostalgia of the good old days when she only had 300+ views earlier. I mean no offense but I guess I still miss her despite my ritual posts saying that I've already moved on.

>>20036256
They're called au pairs

>>20036216
did iofi reply to millie?

>Mafia name
Rosemi, they're called Italians...

>>20036305
I thought that was a sex thing

Shall I paypig for Rosemi? I've been a grey name forever.
I can do it right now.

>>20036299
is that you, phantomo poster?

>>20036223
AskJeeves was relevant for like 20 months before everyone got tired of the gimmick and switched to other stuff.
You could probably do something that actually does it well with GPT-3 once it gets released but as it stands NNs just aren't good enough.

>>20036322
Member isnt being a paypig. Superchatting is.

>>20036322
do it faggot, you'll be a buta 6 months later than everyone though

>>20036317
Don'cha forget it or we'll break yo legs.

>>20036299
whos she

>>20036215
Based Shu gayincestpilling everyone little by little, even the guy who only likes straight incest

>>20036322
Make sure to tell her to post her cute duck feet in members-only posts

>>20036060
Mmmmmm...having Enna's tiny Chinese feet resting in my calloused hands, watching her face contort and wince as I blow softly on her soles...running my hands all over her delicate feet, feeling the silky smoothness and lovable warmth...getting to work and tenderly sucking each and every toe

>>20036299
Who?

>>20036263
I mean, the way you do it is by having stakes that rely on things other than "Can he win the fight", but that's too hard for comic writers so they just making him fight bigger threats.

pomu... elira is gonna be a shovelforge streamer....

>>20036256
This.
>>20036157
A lot of maids make almost nothing in rich areas they have to work a lot of houses because the typical going rate for a maid is about $100 per house. If you're living paycheck to paycheck it is definitely expensive but if you're even lower middle class you can probably afford $100 a month

>>20036299
yeah I hate nina too bro.

Does anyone in EN play an instrument besides Petra and the piano?

>>20036322
yes give her some money so she can never leave us

>>20036216
You think that's bad, Aqua hasn't ever even talked to Petra since Petra's debut.

>>20036353
If you're going to pay pig like that at least use streamlabs.

>>20036157
i did volunteer work in asia and tons of low-middle class families had live in maids

>>20036322
Now would be a great time since she's just left her wageslave job.

>>20036413
Shu can play the violin

You can't become a made man unless you're born Italian, Rosemi.
Richard kluklinski or the Iceman wanted to be one, and it didn't work out for him. He did become an assassin though.

finana has been so unbearably cute today i can't fucking stand it

Shubert more like POObert
Vox with the small cox
Ike is an old dyke lookalike
Mysta is filipino LOL
Luca is a suka

It's time to POST IT.

>>20036163
Don't. You'd get treated like shit and more like property than an actual human

>>20036299
Just stop being retarded you dumb Lyricafag and stop posting about her.

ROSEMI WANTS A MATCHING COAT WITH LUCA LET'S GOOOOOO

>>20036299

>>20036376
IMBECILE!!
her feet are DUCK LIKE, not DUCK FEET.
FUCKING IDIOT LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

>>20036413
Elira and Millie confirmed that Enna can play at least Megalovania on the piano. Elira has a piano in her house but no idea if she can play it.

>>20036216
>didn't grats moona on a mil subs
deserved, bitch

>>20036280
Ike setting up a blind date for Mysta and Shu! Ike putting them with eachother! Ike watching from a distance as they take the situation as an excuse to "pretend" they're dating, "as a joke"! Ike sitting smugly as they walk out of his view, already knowing what he's done!
Their pent up feelings could have not been more obvious, Ike just did the necessary thing.

>>20036413
Pomu and her ass clap. I'm sure the pure Asians probably know an instrument, just not to the extent of Petra. I think Ike plays guitar.

at this rate rosemi's alt outfit really will be a mafia uniform...

>>20036413
Ike.

i want to know what this says so badly and reimu looks so cute with braids...

https://poipiku.com/4872884/6359927.html

>>20036413
Shu can play violin, Ike can play electric guitar, and Elira and Sonny used to be able to play piano. Mysta is a beginner at drums and Luca is a beginner at acoustic guitar.

>>20036452
Jesus Pomu what the fuck bro?

>>20036322
Absolutely not greyname it isn't worth it
NEVER SUBBED NEVER DONATED ADBLOCK ON STOLEN LAPTOP NEIGHBOURS WIFI MOMMAS HOUSE STOLEN SOLAR PANELS STOLEN SUN SOLAR ENERGY STOLEN WATER WHEEL NEIGHBOURS RIVER STOLEN HYDROELECTRIC PLANT CHARGING PHONE WITH WORK ELECTRICITY SHOWER IN BATHROOM SINK STOLEN FOOD FROM CAFETERIA STOLEN HAMSTER STOLEN HAMSTER WHEEL KINETIC ENERGY FREE ENTERTAINMENT

>>20036452
POMU IS A HOMU got em

>>20036396
>I mean, the way you do it is by having stakes that rely on things other than "Can he win the fight"
NTA but that too is kind of played out.
You can only do "threaten his loved ones lol" so often before it gets boring.

>>20036299
>having nostalgia for a png

Rosemi is so happy bros...

>>20036413
Pomu and Shu can play a violin, Ike plays the guitar, Luca plays the guitar too I think, Elira mentioned Enna playing the piano before, and like half of them are equipped with an instrument they can shitpost with.

>>20036413
definitely ike

how was the Payday collab

>>20036299
lyrica bro...

>>20036452
Luca is a cyкa

Leave shubert ALONE!!!!!

>>20036549
>Women
>Payday2
I assume it went horrible but cute.

I tuned out for a few minutes what happened with the feesh setup?

Who >We watching?

>Rosemi wants a yakuza tattoo
NOOO ROSEBUDS THE CORRUPTION ARC IS STARTING

I don't think Rosemi has what it takes to reverse the seiso image she set up for herself. She doesn't have the spine or balls. She'll always be known as prim and proper little Rosemi.

>>20036486
at least she joined her membership

>>20036322
Just know, if you're a greyname in their chat, they hate you. All of them.

>>20036549
petra had fun and didn't do nearly as bad as expected

>>20036549
Too Japanese for me so I skipped it and listened to Millie, Lua, and Nene's ASMR.

>>20036549
cute

>>20036601
NO NO NO

>>20036600
Shu and Wosemi

EY TONY

Shu just put disinfectant on his bleeding infected crotch fucking imagine the pain

>>20036489
Thank you Ike for helping brothers that ___!!

>>20036613
>All of them.
That's not true

Selen...

>>20036605
Say that again when she's breaking your kneecaps

>>20036549
It will forever be underrated since it was a collab with two KRs and a (no offense) not popular JP, so not many people watched it.
They all were having a lot of fun and it showed through in the commentary. Petra turned out to not be the worst FPS player in the branch.

>>20036372
Shu is so powerful... I bow down...!

>>20036600
>We
are waiting for the Noctyx collab.

>>20035095

>>20036600
I'm watching Lumi right now. Wish something better was on than Elden Ring.

>>20036601
WOMB TATTOO IKZZ

>>20036489
UOHHH Ike probably getting hard when the brothers holding hands too!

no bitches?

>wow Rosemi you're so based
rosemi is so cute

>>20036632
>>20036601
Yak tats are aesthetic tho.

Rosemi can't just say all cunny because she will get exposed...

>>20036396
Only problem is that like any world ending scenario he's almost always capable of solving. He's super fast, has xray, heat vision, cold breath, enhanced hearing and so most planetary threats don't really affect him.

>Villain plans to blow up a city
>Superman locates the bomb using powers saves the day
>Villain kidnaps loved ones
>Superman locates loved ones using hearing and vision and saves the day

There's really only so much you can do with lawful good characters who are nearly invulnerable. Rosemi's right, he's a nerd.

>>20036613
Pomu always singles out reading greyname messages in chat to try to farm new members.
It's unironically better to be a greyname in her chat lol.

>>20036215
>ike approves brothers that ____
run together!!

SHUSTA!!

>>20036314
I guess not, probably never will considering the leaks. I still want her to collab with HoloID someday.

Rosemi swore again!

>>20035674
hypocrite hate!

Wosemi likes tomboy characters!

I can't get Luca's stupid fucking laugh out of my head.
https://youtu.be/y8LERdIoyBc?t=125
Doesn't help that I keep watching clips like vid related with him doing all sorts of hilarious shit in them.

>>20036450
SHE'S JUST SO PURE AND WHOLESOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Rosemi is a makotochad

Rosemi loves tomboys!

>>20036761
Wosemi x Yugo!

Ligma Balls

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>wosemi likes tomboys
>luca likes tomboys
THEY ARE

>>20036787
wosemi sama....

>>20036605
While this is a shitpost it's also kinda true. She literally struggles to say "fuck" and she wants to be taken more seriously as an adult.

>>20036773
Luca laughing nonstop like an idiot always makes my day

>>20036613
I have never membered Pomu and she has read my comments many times. Not only that she read my comment on Plutonia being masochistic so she scaled the stream into something realistic for her skill level. Also read many of my Castlevania Symphony of the Night comments. Just be more helpful.

>>20032020
Here you go! The anon inviting us to her traditional church wedding with Sonny earlier got me thinking about marrying the Noctyx boys. I still don't know anything about Alban, please save me.

>Fulgur
He brings you out to the cliffs overlooking the sea, a flagon of wine in tow; you pour out a glass and the two of you each cut your fingers and drip several drops of blood into the glass before swearing that although the two of you were not born on the same day, you seek heaven's blessings to die on the same day. You're not legally married, but you're sworn brothers now - and everyone who's read danmei knows that's far more homoerotic than getting married ever could be.
>Sonny
He insists on a traditional Japanese wedding, of course. It takes the two of you a while to plan things out because it turns out truly traditional Japanese weddings aren't that common in Japan any more, and neither of you are in Japan to begin with, but the nights spent with your heads together discussing your plans and listening to him get excited about all the things he wants to do there only intensifies your certainty that he's the man of your dreams. When you get married in the sunflower fields of Yamanashi, his smile is the brightest thing you see.
>Yugo
What wedding? No, you're going to elope - and that's only the first step on your world-wide honeymoon tour as he takes you through dozens of countries' nightlife. It's mostly unplanned, and the two of you even run out of money halfway and have to resort to hitchhiking and bar performances to fund the rest of your trip - but you're certainly having the adventure of a lifetime.
>Uki
It's a small, private affair - just the two of you and a few of your closest friends in a small nondenominational chapel nestled in a redwood grove. Everything, from the decorations to your wedding attire, is a dreamy shade of lavender; as the afternoon light slants through the glass walls and ceiling of the chapel, it catches all the metallic threads and makes the whole place sparkle like a magical clearing in woods - a fairytale brought to life.
>Alban
You're the one who came up with the original idea for the wedding, and it's stressing you out - but luckily, Alban keeps coming up with new ideas and insisting you add them to your plans. Sometimes it's new people to invite; sometimes it's him coming up with the entire wedding catering menu by himself. He even comes up with a venue - totally different from from what you were envisioning, but exactly what you'd dreamed of. It's only at the reception itself that you realize that surreptitiously, he'd stolen all the stress and responsibility of planning the wedding from you.

>>20036834
CULTURED AF

Yoo mybmaid service is kinda sussy

>>20036600
I don't have autism so I can only watch one stream at once. Rosemi's.

>>20036731
>greyname
>started watching Pomu because my oshi was no longer fun to watch
>kept reading my comments
>became a member
>became a paypig
>Pomu is now my one true oshi

>>20036730
More to the point: His #1 Superpower is always being in the right. Green Arrow can be wrong. Shazam can be wrong. Batman is wrong rarely but regularly. Aquaman is wrong at least 30% of the time.
Supes?
He has to be a gigacommienazi goose stepping dictator in order to have moral failings.

>>20036814
If you keep posting this shit I swear I'll get my shit together and apply to Nijisanji JUST to have sex with Millie, I don't even like her but I'll do it, I'll promise her the world promise to love her and then I'll get her pregnant and leave her ass just to ruin your life anon.

>>20036814
This but Nina

>>20036299
This is not me by the way.
Holy shit man go talk to a woman

SHE DID IT!

I just realized that Pomu has barely ever followed through with doing the things she said she quit her job to do.
She said that she wanted to do more morning streams and World collabs, but she did more morning streams back when she was part-time than she ever did after leaving the job, and hasn't really done a World collab since leaving either. She did like two or three World collabs when she was part-time and that was it.
The only difference now is that her donation reading streams are twice as long now.

>>20036501
Can someone tell me what the fuck is the point of putting SFW fanart on poipiku? I understand when it's porn, but why use it for SFW art

>>20036834
closeted homosexuals

YOU JUST KNOW

>>20036731
Only during gameplay, she usually reads way more member stuff during zatsudan. How did this fairy learn these tactics in so little time of vtubing?

every finana stream must turn into either ygo or karaoke

>>20036417
petra never replied to aqua

>>20036969
NO
DONT

Wosemi is irresistible to animals!

>Dogs like me
Elira already got knotted it's time for Rosemi to take it now...

Rosemi's going to get a GF...

>>20036613
>Projecting
Only you

>>20036916
Exactly! Rosemi's based. She knows what a kino hero is and supes ain't it

>>20036949
She has done morning streams but she gets complaints from NA people like her most recent Mario Kart viewers stream.

>>20036949
Her sleep schedule became fucked after quitting, which is the fate of all vtubers without a second job

>Rosemi is irresistible to men and women and animals
>"I feel like animals do really like me like especially dogs and stuff"
uhhhh butas are we getting cucked by dogs?

this rdoodlesr guy has to be a professional on a burner account right, he pumps out such high quality drawings so quickly

>>20037016
Ember...

>>20036968
Anon, Rosemi is a girl. I don't think she'd be closeted then...

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>20036613
>they hate you
Not unless you harass Petra. Once you do that certain ENs will treat you like family.

>>20037032
Probably wanted to create an account specifically for NijiEN. No idea what his main is though

>>20036999
This. People in NA complain a lot about morning streams and every time a streamer asks what time is best to stream at, chat overwhelmingly votes "night" because wagie slavies need to fall asleep watching streams or something.
Then we wonder why we have 12 streams all overlapping each other

has nobody told shu that if you are bitten you are already dead?

>Crystal Chronicles playthrough
based

>>20036263
I mean the problem of course is that DC and marvel just keep recycling their heroes.

>>20036949
>>20037008
I'm not a mind reader but from interacting with wagies I suspect that a big reason she took so long to quit was a fear of her schedule falling apart, which has now happened. She genuinely needs to funnel some of her money into at least 2 grass-touching hobbies. Maybe martial arts on a semi-pro level.
Or playing TCGs/RPGs IRL.

>>20037099
I think chat was mentioning it a while ago but he didn’t notice

>>20037016
Knotsemi.....wtf....

>>20037032
Many Nijisanji fanartists have side accounts for vtubers, to keep their main professional.

>>20036869
anon after this and the confession post I'm gonna need you to make a whole dating sim please and thanks

Dunno why that anon didn’t post it here
>>20033168
>>20033168
>>20033168

>Rosemi thought that "rosary" is a pokemon name

i miss pogmu :(

>>20036949
Pomu did like 5 early-morning collabs (4 of them with JP/ID/KR) last month, plus she's done a bunch of late-morning streams as well.

>>20036501
>You still doing that? Playing human, that is
>Shut up, I told you not to come here while I'm work-
>Aren't you already done? How long do you plan on keeping this up for?
>To be honest, it hurts to look at you lately
>I don't give a fuck about your opinion
>You suck at lying. Besides, I know why you're so interested in humans
>It's for XXX who died all those years ago, right?
>Wake up, XXX isn't here anymore
Something like this.