/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19976252
I want to have sex with Mori Calliope!

>>19976252
i discovered Noel via /t/

I shitpost your oshi to farm (You)s

I have lucid dreams every night about sex with risu

>>19976252
I find Fubuki to be sexier than Marine.

>>19976593
Same but with Moria Californiacation, also check this 9

>>19976252
Anime nuns are for anal. Same for cosplay pirates.

>>19976650
That's just being objectively correct.

>>19976729
Damn, that's a nice 9.

I find Hololive boring and sterile

>>19976826
You dumb fuckin' shark yours is upside down how did this happen? q.q

>>19976252
I have lewd thoughts about this sister and father

>>19976252
Bros, I tried to confess with Sister Marine, but she keeps calling me Kavorka and telling me to massage her instead of letting me confess. What's going on here?

>>19977294
Obviously she needs a breast massage. Are you going to deny such a polite young lady what she needs?

I write the stupidest, non-believable, and easily disprovable rrats in threads because some dumbass replies to it every time.

i dont watch streams

I joined a popular vtuber agency but hate men and the avatar they gave me.

>>19977607
kronii...

>>19977377
S-sister Marine is a young lady!?

>>19976252
I always loved my oshi since her past persona and I still seethe that she got into Nijisanji instead of Hololive

>>19977772
You're not a real Rosebud.

>>19976252
Vtubers aren't fun to watch

I have lost all my standards for women besides "the girl is funny or otherwise fun to be around" but I have no idea how to meet single women since I'm out of college & my career path is like 70%+ men

>>19976252
I like fat girls.

I often make extremely inflammatory posts in threads and then never check the replies.

>>19978025
Based and high test

>>19977743
Nani deska?! Who are you to say otherwise, leave this building at once!

I'm a paid NijiEN shill

>>19977941
A real Rosebud knows she'll drop her Niji contract ASAP the moment she makes it through Holo auditions.

>>19978100
That's wrong, the meme was never about fatties, it was about hourglass bodies.

>>19978193
God I fucking HOPE

>>19978064
Fuck you then non-name faggot

>>19978301
>"non-name"
>tripfag AND a newfag calling someone a faggot
Can't make this shit up

>>19978136
I confess my sin is looking at Sister Marine with lewd eyes and wishing she was my mommy gf. I didn't know she was a young lady. How do I repent? Must I massage said breasts while saying the Our Father?

>>19978618
No... You must make her a mother.She must become a milf

>>19978723
I...understand. for my soul's salvation, I will get that nun with a fat ass pregnant! I will dutifully drink her breast milk evedyday

I wish there was a Crocodile Vtuber who offers blow jobs but just bites down and death rolls her viewers penises off.

>>19979958
She has such a phat ass...

>>19976252
I stopped watching Hololive because I couldn't stand the schizos, tribalists, antis and never-ending drama from this board anymore. I know it's petty to drop them just because of this board, but discussing them here was part of the fun, now it just isn't.

>>19976252
I've been sleeping while listening to Haachama's ASMR for a couple of days now and every night I'd had a dream of intense sex with Haachama and it's seriously messing up my energy level.
I think Haachama is a literal, real-life succubus.

I wish the current talented 2view I am watching didn't explode in popularity. She just got her first whale(some retard that dropped half a month's minimum wage in a single stream) and I know it's going to be downhill from there.

I thought the en side of holo was good will i ever be forgiven

I tried watching vtubers with HoloEN but I got filtered by all of them & didn't actually get into vtubers until I started watching Haachama.

I get off to the thought of my oshi being humiliated by pissing herself, shitting herself, or wearing diapers, and having her diaper exposed. It makes me want to hug, and comfort her until she is happy again.

>>19980400
Larping nijinigs will never be forgiven

>>19980400
Esta pa ti Nijinigger

>>19976252
I masturbated to 3D japanese foot porn.
It just feels so wrong seeing those tiny feet rub a dick.

>>19982002
Buenos tardes fuq boi como estas, estas dirvertiendo poniendo esa ninita mugrosa aqui?

I enjoy vtubers from both NijiEN and Hololive

>>19983098
Kek what a shitty spanish, thanks for the effort tho

>>19983380

>>19983600
Cute

I only watch translated clips and never donated to any of em :)

>>19984282
So uh, 99% of people who are aware of Vtubers?

I didn't take a shower yesterday or today yet and forgot about it. I'm probably noseblind to my own stench which makes me wonder how nasty my place and myself stinks on an average day and I've just never noticed.

>>19984282
Shut the fuck up no one cares what a grayname does.

>>19978193
>>19978278
Ogey holobronies.

Bump

>>19985080
I care

>>19985080
Does someone really count as a grayname if they never post in chat? And they can't post in chat if they don't watch streams. One could say they don't even count as a grayname.

>>19977607
kronii?

>>19976252
i prefer gura's more shaky voice when she's doing live3D

>>19976252
i have a massive hypnosis fetish and have cummed to senchou's hypnosis videos at least 20 times

I replaced my Rushia dakimakura with Towa's after the recent yab.
I ordered it a few weeks ago but it's still in transit...
Want me to post photo of me burning the Rushia dakimakura when I received my Towa-sama?

I was planning to kill myself during December 2021 for a few years but because I love my oshi so much and wanted to stay with her I didn't do it. Now I'm gonna wait until she graduates and do it the day of her last stream. That's only if nothing gets better, of course.

>>19976252
I'm listening to Moona do a readalong stream and pretending she's my mom and I'm her young child while snuggling in bed with a stuffed animal.

>>19976252
I confess that I wish to fuck Houshou Marine for hours on end.

>>19994712
Sell it instead

>>19995872
I posted this. And already do so daily.

I can name 2 people that I care about more than my oshi at this point in time. She went on hiatus recently and it took me a full day to return to a functional state.

I've never actually watched a HoloCouncil stream, ever. Not even a collab.

>>19996031
Who the fuck would buy some guys used dakimakura?

I have had impure thoughts about a Vtuber who is not my oshi.

>>20000780
What's wrong with that? It's not cheating if you don't act on them

My oshi is Lauren, and I'm worried if he comes back and nothing is the same as it always was, I will drop vtubers

>>20002851
>"A man who has looked at another woman lustfully, has committed adultery in his heart."

I don't know anon, I think I have some repenting to do.

Dark Souls is way too hard for me

>>19984554
Unless you are asian you are probably really fucking stinky
My mom complains really loudly whenever I skip showering for ONE day. And I don't even have to tell her, she notices

>>19976252
Who did it better

>>19976252
I hope my oshi graduates and joins Nijisanji. I don't care if she will be less relevant, she will be happier and safer.

i only watch EN vtubers now

>>19976252
I hate flips so goddamn much. In /vt/ and irl, they can't stop talking about roommates. In threads or in their phones, they won't stop shoving their pl pics on me.

I have slowly stopped watching HoloEN, can't afford losing sleep to catch streams and with my free time being considerably low I just can't actively keep up with streams anymore.

>>19976252
I am subbed to vtubers I've never watched and never plan on watching.

I tuned out my oshi's stream to fap.

The news that currently nobody is participating in Mori's JK tournament should have filled me with joy, but still I'm feeling sad because, despite the fact that I hate the pink bitch like you won't believe, I still hope she will change for the better and this tournament could be the beginning of her redemption arc that leads to Mori season 3.

>>19976252
fubuki channeling kotomine pretty hard there

>>20003381
what are flips?

>>20003034
>A man who has looked at another woman lustfully, has committed adultery in his heart
That always seemed bs to me
It's "don't think of a pink elephant" except about boobs

Having never watched Dark knight rises I recently realised that was Bane's actual voice when I watched the plane scene someone linked to me
I always thought it was some weird fandub

>>19978193
>>19978278
it would be funny.

>>20000780
>>20002851
>>20003034
>cheating
oshi is not a fucking waifu, retardedniggers

>>20003381
I read it as lips at first, and I found it weird

I think it's cool how a virtual avatar lets you sing without showing yourself. Watching karaoke streams makes me want to sing again.

>>20000543
To cuck the previous owner

>>19976252
I made a cum tribute video for Gura and Ame a week ago, I have no idea why the fuck I did it but it was great. Must be a fetish I'm not aware of

>>19976252
I came to Canan yesterday

>>20008300
when she goes 好き好き好き好き好き that's hot hot hot hot hot

>>20008300
>>20008350
Samefag

(You)r oshi died months ago and I've been impersonating as them for months now

I falseflag as a unicorn to start holobrony infighting. And no, I'm not a liver from NijiEN.

>>19978193
A real rosebud knows that Pomu and Elira are her only friends and she would never leave them behind.

>>19976252
I found vtubers boring after a week

I commissioned my vtuber design less than a day before NijiEN revealed male gen 2. Unfortunately, I have super chuuni tastes and like a lot of DMC esque aesthetic so a lot of the design points I gave to my artist are pretty similar to Fulgur. I'm terrified when I get it & when I start streaming that I will end up looking like a copycat

>>19976252
I want to have rough sex with senchou while i finger fox friend in those outfits

>>19981860
Damn its this easy to piss off holofags

>>19976252
I'm an actual 9 month newfag and I only discovered this place thanks to pretty much everyone else claiming that /vt/ is the anti den of schizos but thanks to this place I unironically cherish my oshi much much more and I watch way more hololive now compared to back then

Holo is only ever entertaining if collabing with someone outside it

>>19980377
Who?

my parents didn't let me play M rated games growing up so I don't care about FPS's and most AAA games (I don't know what you call them). they all look the same to me and I'm not interested in streams where chuubas play them

>>19976252
I wish Kiara had a better voice. I like her streams, they're funny and cute but I can tolerate her voice for 1 hour at most.

>>19976252
I think mori is not that bad of a chuuber, and seems decent at collabs
Also I want to tongue punch fauna's bike spokes

>>19984554
I've worn the same clothes for over 30 days now. I shower and switch clothes when I go outside but I like the stink so switch back to the same clothes when I come home.

>>19987423
She's done it before. She'll do it again.

>>20010044
most AAA games are boring cookie cutter shite these days, you're not missing much

I enjoy the content vtubers put out without getting overly attached to them

I actually started watching a small indie tuber. Around the 100 viewer range.

I ended up catching feels for her. We eventually started messaging each other and my feelings are mutual.

Feelsgoodman

>>20013482
what is your diagnosis

>>20014401
Depression and suicidal

>>20014297
I also caught feelings for my 100ish ccv oshi. I struggle to express my emotional attachment to her, but would never DM her or anything because women terrify me. I care enough that I'd rather just stay a fan and have no non-public interactions than risk making her uncomfortable.

>>19984554
I only bathe when I notice I smell or I'm just in the mood for a bath. I usually end up bathing every few days or so in summer and every few weeks in winter. Maybe I just won the genetic lottery and don't smell much, I don't know, but nobody can tell unless for some reason they were to stick their face up against my armpits.

>>20014722
Do you have to leave the house to do laundry?

>>20015186
>Maybe I just won the genetic lottery and don't smell much, I don't know, but nobody can tell unless for some reason they were to stick their face up against my armpits.
Anon... you stinky bitch... bathe every few days at least, please... good god

>>20015395
I don't see the point if nobody has any idea I don't bathe much unless I tell them

>>20015360
No, and I wash the clothes I go outside with

>>20013594
qrd

bump

>>19976252
I got my vtuber wife pregnant again, and now she found out i’ve been rawdogging one of her old friends on the side. She seems pretty pissed and might try to ruin my career. What should I do?

>>20018413
Do nothing, let her stew on it a while until she calms down. Surely nothing bad will come out of it.

>>20018413
abort and announce you are gay to your friends

>>19976252
I know that Marine is going to graduate not long after holofes

>>20018413
Beat her up and threaten her with more violence if she goes to a dramatuber to tell her story

Im fapping for Noel's cow tiddies for a whole months and planning to continue it for a while

>>19976252
I have been fapping to Noel's roommate.

I like small breasts. They make me feel like a bigger man.

>>20019598
It feels like half this board is fapping over Noel's roommate these days

>>20019478
>pic
does she use the hammer to beat your meat?

>>20020241
For free?
In all honesty whenever someone hooks me up I feel bad for not supporting them kinda like I did with Pochi-sensei.

I have been pronouncing the R in "iron" my entire life

>>20021327
Absolutely based and dwarfpilled.

>>19976252
I love Mori

>>19976252
I understand nipponese but I watch EN 90% of the time

I could sense femanons from a certain thread, as a femanon myself I'm familiar with how females would try to defend their oshis from my years of following K-pop faggotry (don't judge me, please). We usually want our Oshi to look good for other people. We tend to take our oshi's fault as ours. It's a mistaken belief that if we try being good girls, our Oshi would also be seen as a "good person" by other people. Hence why some females would also go as far as defending a rapist. Anyway, back to these femanons, I edged them. I guilt trip these femanons. Nothing too heavy, it's the usual "i disowned you". I encouraged them to make a thread. I don't think these femanons are watching any holos. But hey it's fake it till you make it. They'll eventually do their reps

>>20022327
Please be in London.

>>20022327
>K-pop faggotry
Every time I think this board is mental, I remember there are actual people saying crazier shit on a platform that is not anonymous
Day of the oven soon for twitter stans

>>20021327
I had a friend as a kid who would pronounce it as "eye-ron."

>>20023846 for my defense
I don't have a twitter account
I lost interest of it when I enter high school and switched to visual kei (yeah, I'm almost a hag now)
All of my friends are still following the scene, so it's unavoidable.
I'm the only weeb in my circle.
It was a lot simpler back then
"You pirated it, you enjoyed it, you gave no shit"
I feel like there's a lot of peer pressure for fans since the third wave, buying cds, voting and stanning kek hence why I left it for vk. Somehow I ended up in the vtuber scene, and history repeats

>>20024516
It's okay we're all piratechad thirdworlders here too. If you don't wanna pay, you are in good company

>>20024516
>hag
L O N D O N

>>20024516
Hag needs pregnancy correction!

I still haven't looked for another job, it's been like 6 months already.
The money hasn't run out yet but I know it's sustainable.
I just don't want to work again. Especially not in farming or restauration again.

>>20024516
>hag
I know there's a chance some fag from hag threads would go after you but that aside yeah, it doesn't apply to just these, everything gets shit on whenever new people try to push retarded ideologies and most of the time d]they aren't even in for the fun.

>>20024800
Hey, I'm a first worlder. I'm just garbage.

>>20027217
Based.

A large part of the reason I went back to college is so I could quit my job and take out a massive amount in student loans to live off of.

Bump

I listen to chuubas ASMR since 3 years ago to fall asleep. I feel like i've developped a disability. I can't sleep in complete silence anymore. My phone is full of ASMR stuff. i'm also 28yo and virgin

>>19843301
Does this improve your chances?

>>20022327
>>20024516
I can fix you(r expiring eggs)

>>20022327
I hate that this describes me. Please, how do I get over this mentality.

>>20022327
Huh? what thread

>>20039095
There's always hope for Frodo.
I want to touch fluffy tail.

>>19976252
I've been hesitating to do a cum tribute to Ame

>>19976252
My sister is a vtuber, and I have sex with her after streams.

>>19976252
Where's the porn priest?

>>20047875
Plenty, mainly with no priest outfit though.