/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Scheddy time

>Bao
>Drunk
Get your OBS ready because this VOD is getting deleted.

i hate butaschizo

Limbo is out of limbo
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

I love my wonderful angel! I love Meru so much! I want to hold her in my arms, to rub her head and kiss her all day! I want her to feel happy at every single moment!

Which one is gonna be approached by slug manager?

>>19832047
>Approached
Why do you think they're leaving Cyberlive in the first place?

>>19832463
how much cyberlive will hate us?

i hate buta

only one more hour until ami

>>19830896
here is the old butaxpurin poll

https://poal.me/fgv2ol

>4 votes for lovers
why?

Orla's getting pretty tilted

>>19836045
Every time she pulls up the walkthrough

I miss my boyfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXL2oFJ-Wmg
Movie game sprites with Ami
Eagerly awaiting the shill thread

Spider time
https://youtu.be/aXL2oFJ-Wmg

I recently discovered the spider, and she's amazing.

is the pride flag guy a regular in amiya's chat?
i distinctly remember seeing him in kiara and astel's chats around 6-9 months ago, he used to do the same thing there

>>19838390
not watching ami, what is he doing?

>>19838390
He's in literally every EN vtuber chat. Says hi at the start and is never seen again. We thought he was a bot for a long while.

>>19838390
I see him in Lisa's chat regularly

>>19838436
some guy who gets in chat, sends nothing besides a "hello [name]" followed by 2-3 pride flags

>I bookmark people to follow off-stream because I don't want my name to pop up
Relatable

>>19838845
I do this except I don't bookmark them and I forget so I just never follow people

>>19838845
I turned on anonymous subbing when it was an option like a year ago and I can't figure out how to turn it back off.

>>19838845
Just like me…

Ami just beat the Hag allegations she’s younger than most of you.

>>19840021
1992 was 30 years ago. 10 years could still be "way before her time" and she could still be a hag.

Home Improvement watchalong with Ami!

https://www.twitch.tv/matsuromeru
Merio!

>>19840021
If she didn’t want the hag allegations she should simply not act like a cute hag.

>>19832463
Considering the hate boner slugma has for everything 4chan related which is our fault I don't think she will ever go even near a /here/ chuuba ever again

>>19841190
>I don't think she will ever go even near a /here/ chuuba ever again
Half the company's getting fired...

Meru bouncing on muh dick

>>19840933
Squat Meru is cute!

>>19841837
FASTER

>>19841190
>Considering the hate boner slugma has for everything 4chan related which is our fault
Context? Slugma posting made me think she may have liked /vt/

>>19842736
she probably "hates" us like she should, but keeping an eye /here/ is useful sometimes

>>19842851
Thats true

>>19842736
Nobody knows how she actually feels about this place, only that she's here forever.

>>19842599

Can I get a qrd on Aranha? Been watching her Castlevania1 stream and I'm enjoying it

>>19843065
Retro game enjoyer (had a MSDOS and SEGA slant in her preference), excellent singer, and as you can tell from her streams she is a chatter box.

>>19842939
Hey slugma, if you hate us, we love you.
If you love us, fuck you

Well, closing Ami's stream. Dumb cunt.

>>19842959
F A S T E R

>>19838023
Shill thread paying dividends!

Toxic salty tilted gamer meru best meru

>>19832047
None of them

>>19843231
>Hey slugma, if you hate us, we love you.
>If you love us, fuck you
Guess you are a /tsun/dere

>>19837892
Hang in there Lneta...

Imagine Meru making that high pitched incomprehensible squeaking voice as you mercilessly pound her.

>No Ami thread to shill her in today

>>19846748
no one wants to touch the catalog with a 10 feet pole today, /#/ containment breach too rampant

>>19846748
Be the change you wanna see bucko

Ami tummy...

>Another Lisa x Pippa collab

Lisa NieR
https://youtu.be/i0UW4r11J9o

>>19847726
Will they go on a double date after?

Is Lisa electric?
>>19848597

Nen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQguHpQImmI

Lisa wants Kaine's D badly

>>19852486
>learning death metal vocals
>babymetal shirt
I'm in pain.

Imagine cuddling with Meru...

>>19852837
Agreed. Nen should just avoid death metal altogether and learn Baby Metal songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_R_dfE93Og
Stream ride the day or I'll bite on your ears

I wanna get into meru, what should I watch other than the 3d streams?

>>19855745
You're just giving me reasons NOT to stream ride the day

>>19855814
mission failed, I'll get 'em next time

>>19855924
Mio, your marketing reps...

>>19855745
I keep listening to it and I can't stop, it's a fucking earworm

>>19855799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq3kS_cF7OU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9NBgBGOlfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqKTOICgFEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfCkJ7Q3Klg

is mio's stream on her channel or baos?

Kazu variety (apex)
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune

>>19856149
both have povs I think

>>19856009
you want to make him deaf dont you?

>>19856480
Just giving him the full Meru experience

>>19856480
>>19856636
>assuming i don't listen to full volume metal and subaru

don't underestimate my tinnitus

>Two (2) Lisa threads in the catalog
What are you doing

>>19857920
INCLINING, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING

>>19857920
I told you people you were all missing the forest because of the Amiya tree.
There are hidden powers in this board and they are making their move.

Guess I'll have to drop tsunderia now and find a smaller corpo

When is the slugma 1 year anniversary stream?

>>19858548
When is the Slugma stream?

Stop making shill threads, you're going to attract weirdos

>>19858652
>more weirdos
fixed, we already have flans and beerpals

>>19858652
stop being crabby

>>19858652
I'm already here. I was one of the biggest schizos in a larger company's general but I got bored of the talents.

>>19858848
To be fair our flan weirdos is literally one guy.

Look at this cute sheep

>>19858972
8 guys according to >>19834467

I want to lick Mio's armpits.

>>19859093
Or one guy with 7 alternative IPs

I thought she was streaming today

>>19859219
VOLDEMORT!?

>>19859267
Waiting room says Skyrim is tomorrow, maybe she messed up her schedule

You ARE watching Purin's membership stream right anon?

>>19858899
What brought you to Tsunderia of all places mentally ill chama? If you wanted drama on all honestly Cyberlive and where ever Pippa is from do better in that regard.

>>19859267
It's delayed by a day

>>19859840
I wanted less drama and less crude language. I want to live peacefully.

>>19859905
She's probably too busy masturbating.

>>19859662
of course why would I miss my future wife's stream?

>>19859662
I don't give money to whores.

>>19860755
I couldn't renew my membership this month. What is she doing in this one?

>>19859662
How often does she do them? I'll consider membering if it's a monthly thing.

>>19860298
Or hurting herself

>>19859662
She isn't streaming right now...

>>19862912
She's busy having sex with me

>>19863279
Wtf are you posting here for then? Focus on curing her mental illness

I thought Purin was streaming today.

>>19863871
There's a members only stream. It's scheduled for an hour and a half ago.

>>19864005
>It's scheduled for an hour and a half ago.
Do you mean in an hour and a half?

>>19864175
No.
(This is EST)

>>19864237
Why?

>>19864346
You'll have to join the members only channel on discord to find out.

>>19864608
I'm banned on discord.

>>19860755
Ousting the fakest of all flans.

>>19864723
Well that's a shame.
I'm not a Tsunderia manager so I won't be making any official communications if their talents can't.

Bread at Insomniac's btw.

>>19864950
Now i'm concerned. is she ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OTmUIvUSM8
Tomo Karaoke

I would have a perfect sleep every night if I had Meru in my arms, but just thinking about her is enough to give me a happy one. I love Meru!

>>19864237
>Purin hasn't fixed the members stream schedule
Why is she so lazy?

>>19870579
ngl it's kind of amazing how unprofessional management lets their chuubas be.

>>19871146
How would slug know about her membership stream? You are asking for too much at that point

>>19871229
>Management doesn't keep track of talent's schedules
Jesus christ.

>>19871256
They’ve always said they’re very hands-off, anon

>>19871146
>>19871256
You're acting like this is the first time someone in Tsunderia has done unprofessional shit. Tsunderia's management style is more like "If you want to do stupid shit like miss a member stream unannounced, that's on you. We're here to offer you advice, acquire assets, and help you network, not be your life coach or babysitter"

>>19871146
It can be an appeal to join Tsunderia, to not have management constantly breathing down your neck. Imagine having management tell you to stream less so your videos hit around the two hour mark when you're use to doing 4+ hour streams.

Lisa and Tomo on Uruka's stream

>>19871146
From what Slugma has said, she has tried to steer them better but they just ignore her, unsurprisingly too,
Kinda good that they have so much freedom, but shit like that is gonna make it harder for them to go anywhere in the long run, though I guess they and the fans are happy that way from what I have seen.
Well, except for Mio who's desperate to not get dragged away from her comfy, drunken life as a chuuba.

/tsun/bros, Lisa is rating tsunderia members' pantsu on Uruka's stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyStLIQbKfw

>I bet Miori smells bad
fucking kek

>>19872453
>everyone else got quiet
If only they knew.

Would Tsunderia consider hiring Lumi?

>>19872091
I wonder if that was something they thought about when going through TsunDream applications. Every one of them streams at least 4 times a week and seem like they're really motivated to network and put themselves out there for growth

>What do you think Miori smells like, sweat?
Holy shit, Tomo is roasting her alive.

>>19872453
CONCEPTUALIZE THE AROMA

>>19872743
I'm sure they would consider it. They certainly like the idea of VTuber managers, so Lumi would be all ready to step in there. She'd probably fit in well with TsunDream since she has musical abilities and an outgoing personality. It would be weird having 6 in Gen. 3 and only 2 in Gen. 2 (with one on hiatus for the next few months)

>>19872876
But would she need a new model though?

>>19872876
A lot of the members seem to not follow her back so I wonder if there’s still some sense of animosity, despite her announcing the graduation. I wouldn’t count on it though, since Yuuna and Miori seem to be outlier cases if anything.

>Lisa is a c-cup
Nice.

>>19873073
Poor Lisa, but Tenma is fucking hilarious.

>>19873073
I watched Lisa for the first time today, and she sounded SUPER fucking cute.

>>19873250
https://files.catbox.moe/t1510t.mp4

mio doko

>i do a lot of squats
Firm booty Lisa

>>19873073
Probably just coping via her virtual cup size

>>19872910
Don't think so, they let Mio keep her model didn't they?
>>19872876
I'm honestly not sure, there does seem to be some animosity towards CL and Lumi suddenly jumping ship from CL may make others a bit wary from trying to take her in (unless there was behind the scenes stuff that justified her leaving and convinced the others to still give her a chance).
>>19873439
She's still recovering from her masturbation/drinking session and processing Tomo's roast.

>>19872918
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1501079692908052480
I can't see any of the Tsunderia members having any animosity towards anyone, especially not TsunDream. Lumi has interacted with them on Twitter, and I swear I've seen her in some stream chats too. It's probably just a matter of them not knowing how to start a conversation with each other

>>19872763
It's probably, as funny as it may be and as justified as it tends to be in some cases, being known as the hiatus company isn't really a good look for them nor one they should want on them, especially as a start up, so making sure the next members are ones eager to stream and get their and the company's name out there and that can keep a consistent schedule should be one of their top priorities if they want to go anywhere good in the long run.
>>19873848
I remember her appearing in Kazu's chat sometimes but Kazu never seemed to notice her or respond to her messages, so who knows really.

>>19873848
>>19873960 (me)
Also
>https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1501079692908052480
Kek.

>>19873749
i miss her

>>19873250
First time I heard Lisa the first thing I thought was "She sounds young".

lord help me I want to have sex with mio

I love you /tsun/

>>19877580
I'm apathetic and I'm seeing three other /vt/ generals on the side.

>>19873960
Kazu's chat is slow so he has to be ignoring her. He generally plays a game in short spurts, then looks at chat and respond then rinse and repeat. There are a few that do acknowledge Lumi. I know Meru always does.

tell me your favorite stream from your oshi right now!

>>19877686
Anon is a whore

I've been offline several days for work. Does anyone have an archive of Lisa's music stream that they would be generous enough to upload? Pretty please.

>>19880086
https://youtu.be/mpBfX9HSMlo

>>19873960
>being known as the hiatus company isn't really a good look for them
Is this actually a thing outside of /vt/ or even outside of this thread? I guess there aren't really any other places it could come up.

>>19881514
Dunno, but knowing how huge of a hugbox twitter and Discord are, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, if only because /vt/ is the only place most people feel confortable criticism and not just throwing flowers at their oshis without much fear for their stalker-ish, egosearch obsessed, weak willed/insecure oshis seeing such comments easily.

>>19881514
maybe not? even we treat it more as a joke than an actual issue because there are always enough people streaming at any given month, but it probably sucks to the fans of the chuubas that are in hiatus

>>19882043
I will die if ami decides to go on a prolonged break/hiatus, I can barely handle her normal break days

>>19880202
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>>19882043
>Favourite Tsunderia on indefinite hiatus
>Favourite indie on indefinite hiatus
I really know how to pick 'em

>>19882547
and where to I paste that?

>>19884391
In Deluge in add a new torrent by url

Good morning! Tsunderia love!

>>19872743
I guess that depends. Tsunderia's already set a precedent for taking on pre-established chuubas under various circumstances, but the common denominator seems to be people who were already close with existing members of the company and got brought on board at least partially because of those connections.
Maybe if Lisa vouched for her and they think she'd be an asset to the company in a major way then they'd go for it, but that's a big if, and I think there are probably a few other indie chuubas that they'd prioritise for backdoor hiring anyway.

Why is everybody discovering the spider recently (including myself)

>>19887820
There's been an effort to shill her /here/ that I am a part of. Beyond that I don't know. She streams very consistently so maybe the algo picked her up a bit but I have no idea how that shit works.

>>19888022
I randomly came across her Shounen Heart cover a few months ago (I love that fucking song) but I didn't realize recently that she is basically EN Korone in terms of game choices.

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1501530603904065536?t=hCzaT6vSOcD4r8lqbxi7Hg&s=19
LISAAAAAA

Is mio the only example of a chuuba who was given a model by a company, bought the rights to it and took it to another company? The closest thing I can think of is Comet but she was an indie with a self made model.

>>19888658
Go to bed sheepy

>>19888446
Her Shounen Heart cover is what made me go all-in pre-debut and I definitely feel vindicated now.

>>19888658
SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>19887820
You know she's a pretty good singer too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5lFBkNcQso&t=1353

>>19887820
Her gen did a mashup of nipplesanji songs and Tsunderia bought ads for it, that spurred some folks on. Then once you watch a couple of her streams there's an overwhelming urge to shill her everywhere.

>>19887820
Spider is doing her actual stream reps like everyone says to in /asp/. Used to take weekends off now her latest schedule is 7 days full. (Possible prelude to burnout, let's be honest)
Good at keeping up a steady flow of chatter and responding to comments.
Maintains a reliable schedule timing for streams.
Has kept hiatus-san far away.
Balances comfy vibes when she wants to chat and low key but cute gamer rage when she struggles with a difficult task.
Knows how to manage chat, being receptive but not compliant, putting her foot down gently when she needs to.
Has completed multiple games instead of leaving things half finished. (admittedly retro games tend to be shorter)
Extremely sheltered and innocent in spite of being a hag which makes her free of any TOS yabs.
Very well grounded psyche, no menhera tendencies so far.
Cultivates a niche of retro games and retro adjacent things like pixel art, and picoCAD.

She's playing the slow and steady game that builds high retention at the cost of low subs. Compare with Mio's gaming of the algorithm to optimize for maximum subs and views and how that caused an influx of "children" in her chat that have to be bonked frequently.

>>19889664
Wait she's a hag? She keeps on getting better.

>>19889961
If you want a zoomer, there's always Lisa

>>19890142
No, learned a long time ago never oshi an zoomer.

>>19889961
Her tastes all signal hag status, like her favorite games being DOS shareware like Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure and Skyroads. I did see a comment on yesterday's stream that she somehow confirmed herself not hag? I haven't seen the stream to verify for myself

>>19890202
She said 1982 was "way before her time"

>>19888772
There are a few who left the company and went indie with the same model, but I can't think of anyone else transferring

>>19890239
being born in the 90's still puts her in the ballpark for 25-35 age range

Gets your wallets ready for Lisa and Ura today

>>19882547
Thanks man, I'm 2-3 hours out from finishing because my net is slow.

>>19890239
I would say that too and I'm 33.

>>19890999
Get a load of this hag

>>19890999
>>19891721
Must impregnate anon's drying eggs before it's too late

sluggy day
sluggy day
sluggy day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVN8u_VlM5E
Kazu live with more Ori

>>19890999
Same but I'm 31.

>>19889664
The hard thing would be to continually coming up with her zatsudan topics. Otherwise she alternates between games and zatsudan that maybe it won't be burn out and it's addiction.
>>19887820
Because I shill her in other catalog threads and in one of the bigger generals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVPorZ9p2jI
Abra Kadabra Whamo Schwamo!

>>19883605
wah, I don't recall writing this

>>19894388
Get to work boys

Cute!

It has been _0_ days since Ami has mentioned Donkey Kong

IT HAS BEEN ZERO DAYS SINCE AMIYA MENTIONED DONKEY KONG

>>19896302
Very

>>19896326
Can't wait for the Tsundream inspired DK rap.

>>19896256
I don't get paid to shill your company, Slugma.

>>19896095
These are rough times for us both, tigerbro

>>19896396
You wont shill for me anon? Disgusting.

>>19896302
>*casts a spell to make herself cuter than usual*

>>19897193
Ami is cuter than usual today

>>19896396
She doesn't pay her employees either. Now get to work.

Reminder that Ami smells good!
https://youtu.be/QyStLIQbKfw?t=9731

>Is that all you people think about? Getting a goth girlfriend.
N-no...

>ami apologized for being a dumb cunt yesterday
Apology accepted.

I want to inseminate amiya!

She went after Tomo without any hesitation kek

Get Tsunderia in CBT, Slugma

Ami is fiesty today

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
NotChar building the Uniqlo Zaku

Ami is pms'ing.

Kazu be abusing bugs in Ori to cheese stuff.

Ami gushing about backstreet boys like the hag she is

>>19890401
Wait did mio skyrim get rescheduled even farther?

>>19905519
No, it’s just not part of the twitter post.

>>19905248
For the past 10 years ive been perpetually fucked up over justin timberlake not being part of backstreet boys.

>>19905814
Wait, he's not?

>>19905939
EXACTLY

>>19904772
He tries to cheese at any given opportunity...

Ami keeps growing arms...

I can't believe that the Amiya Aranha hype is dead. RIP

>>19909267
I'll kill a thousand threads before I let this spider die!

>>19907683
Let's be honest, who doesn't? It's a pretty fun thing to do, especially on frustrating games.

>>19905814
>>19905939
Nsync

Why is Amiya's ccv so high for her sub count?

>this is one of Ami's favorite movies
Is she forever stuck in the 90s?

>>19910795
She cute

>>19910802
It's a good movie. One of my childhood favorites.

>>19910795
Who ever finds her often comes back.

Ami sleepy voice...

>>19911220
Need a fresh out of bed stream

I'm glad I was able to shill Amiya a bit on this board. I think that she is truly something golden, and she'll go very far in the future. While the people on this board are not very important view-wise, they are voice-amplifiers that can spread the good word very effectively. Now that some people know about her, maybe she will spread a little faster.

Anyway I'll be changing my routine today so probably not too many threads from me. I hope anons can pick up where I left off.

ALRIGHT LADS, WADS OUT FOR THE LADIES
https://youtu.be/spwt_Tu0KCM

>>19911834
Ew, prostitutes

>>19910795
spider pussy

>>19911834
Sheep whore

>>19911658
I've done what I could to increase the visibility of certain vtubers on this board.
t. Meruru, Pomu, Amiya, and Nene gof dude.

>>19911834
I need to hear her say cute things, I need you all to help me fund this

I love Lisa's voice cracks

>Lisa's joy that Ura is already there
She's just like us...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>19912487
I want her to scream and laugh really loudly directly into my ears until I can't hear anymore.

Lisa's goal: murder

Why's there so much love for Ura in /tsun/?

>Ura muting her mic to practice saying her lines
She's too fucking cute

Yuuna feeding the schizos

>>19912733
She holds untold power.

>>19912774
Breadwife.....

>>19912774
The very first yuuna picture I've ever saved. Thanks.

>>19912733
Why wouldn't there be?

>>19912733
There's a gun to my head, i have no choice but to say I love ura

>>19912733
My love for this slug predates /tsun/

Lisa is laughing so hard because she can't help but think of how just fucking pathetic (You) are.

>>19912065
does spider have puss puss?

>>19912733
have you seen those tiddies?

Did you see that Ura?

She channeled her true self with that one

>>19912733
what part of 'Fat Slimy Slug Tits' do you not understand

based inceLisa

Absolutely based zoomer.

Tsunderia: By incels, for incels

This is way too zoomer for me.

UwU

>>19913722
My exact face when

Hearing Lisa doing metal screams is oddly cathartic

Should I send in an anonymous $50 dono asking Ura to say "I love /tsun/"?

Keep making Lisa yell so she ruins her voice and can't sing anymore. For the lulz

>>19913825
Make her say "I love Daniel"

>>19913825
Don't containment break, dumb fuck.

>>19913825
Do not waste $50 on a containment break

>>19913825
You should not.

>>19913722
New ogey just dropped

>>19913825
Do it faggot you won't

>>19913825
At least try to be subtle if you're going to break containment

>>19913983
Anon, this is fucking terrifying.

>>19913825
At least make it something funny like the Kallin's ass pasta

>>19914101
One might even say that it is a... nightmare

>>19914101
good

>>19914138
Anyone got the pasta?

>>19914521
Kallin's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Kallin is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Kallin's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused fruit bats to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Yazaki Kallin in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".
TL;DR it's sizeable.

>>19914521
Kallin's ass is simply huge. Absolutely enormous. Inconceivably massive. It's gigantic. Immense. Humongous. Its girth cannot be ignored. Chairs tremble in its mere presence. Couches cower in fear. It has its own ZIP code. Kallin is legally required to have working brake, reverse, hazard, fog and indicator lights fitted on it. She is only able to leave her home through the garage door. Weather patterns are thrown into chaos whenever she goes outside. Bodies of water are completely displaced when she enters them. Earthquake warnings are set off across the US whenever she sits down. Its size is so great that dozens of innocent people die under it weekly without Kallin's knowledge, their remains never found. It singlehandedly caused fruit bats to be reclassified as the largest organisms to have ever lived. When asked about Yazaki Kallin in an interview, Pierce Brosnan reportedly said "ass almost too big".
TL;DR it's sizeable.

>>19914567
>>19914563
Two strangers connected by nothing but their love for bat's ass. What a beautifull thing to witness

>>19914679
I miss her and her fat ass...

>>19914679
I love the entire bat

>>19910795
her numbers are closer to twitch ratio for follower active viewers for people who have streamed consistently from the start for a few months. that's what not having many dead subs yet look like.

That was a nice Jolene rendition

>likes holo Mio
Based hag enjoyer.

The silence of the lambs

I've never actually seen kallin's ass since I'm new

Lisa squirting her (lemon) juice in my face...

>>19912733
You're the only actual viewer. All the other posts are from Tsunderia members.

>>19914563
OH NO SHE'S DOING IT

>hey Kallin is it ok if I read about your huge ass?

>>19914521
>he did it

The madlad actually did it...

>I feel like she's seen this before
SHE'S /HERE/

/tsun/ bros it's over

NOOOOO

If this isn't a chant for the next divegrass match, I will be immensely disappointed

You getting this, manager-san?

To Slugma and whoever actually submitted that, I kneel...

Lisa is a broken woman...

Oh god, is this the Nina thing.....

FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH.

Gaslighting Lisa into questioning her zoomer status

>>19915873
Nina's twitch friend*

I'm having fun with the zoomer sheep.

>>19914563
>>19914567
>Somebody paid $50 to have Ura and Lisa read out the pasta I wrote months ago
My number one demon queen... please forgive me...

>>19916294
You did good, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpkjiwqI5Y

>>19916639
My schizophrenia is flaring up

>>19916639
>the way the giggle breaks through the whisper by just a little bit
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I hate that I can’t enjoy ami as much as the amiposters. It’s starting to turn into an /ami/ board

a bit late because was busy, but sorry lisa, new matrix isn't any worse than 2 or 3.

>>19917286
COMPLETE
GLOBAL
AMIFICATION

>>19917353
It legitimately went out of its way to mock the series (with good reason). It's not a good movie but her hating it this much means she actually like 2 and 3 which is a big indicator of bad taste

>>19917385
I wish, but her voice filters me in the same way Meru’s does. I prefer her debut voice.

I am quite fond of Lisa.

>>19833599
who's buta?

Lisa rent free in your brain

Papa being based

>Mio keeps delaying the stream
A little bit sus

>>19918225
You know what she was doing.

>>19918225
Sorry but she is unsatiable today. One more time and then she'll be up for it...probably