/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19764209
I love Gar Goomba

it's gouda btw

>>19764271
peesed to pee you

Is goop goop streaming tonight?

How good is gura in giving head?

>>19764209
I want to suffocate between Gura's thighs

Thinking about her.

>>19764339
she is very smart

fishy smell

>>19764415
SNIFF

>>19763652
gura as a petite woman in her early 20s is perfect for me

>>19764415

>Hav a 142cm doll in my shopping cart
>Looking into Gura cosplay for petite sizes
>Calculating how to tell my family I no longer wish to meet a real woman
There are no meds for this

>>19764529
Your doll is taller than Gura.

>>19764529
so much of gura's appeal is her voice and personality. you'll only be sad looking at that doll

>>19764334
Sekiro guerilla, yeah

>>19764339
Eeeeh, honestly I don't think she'd be able to resist the urge to bite.

>>19764334
She should stream Duolingo tonight to make up for the cancellation but we all know she won’t

Gurass

>>19764631
he'll have something to dab the official gura scent on at least

Do i redeem?

what did we do to deserve this really great week of premium retweets?

>>19765113
She has been on a good mood due to holofes.

>>19764604
That's more about cost and looks
>>19764631
I can play clips while I hug it

Gura you've been working for an Idol company for over a year and a half and you are just now figuring out what Idols are? God, you're so fucking adorable.

>>19765223
>hololive
>idol company
lol, Cover is actively trying to distance themselves from being that

DO NOT REDEEM SIRS

>>19765539
why did this meme start

I keep thinking about gura

>>19765642
Read threads, archive reps.

>>19765702
no

>>19765712
Remain ignorant then.

>>19765457
Yeah that is why that host big ass Idol concerts all the time. They're trying to step away from it.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>19765457
All the girls have to learn to sing and dance just cause.

did she unpin her schedule just now or am i late?

>>19764838
Even if she didn't bite, she's too lazy to not scrape. Sure she has no bottom teeth but those top teeth would dig grooves into your crown.

>>19766008
b-based

>>19765995
Nice try.

>>19766200
wdym? her schedule is unpinned

Is goopers dead?

>>19765995
It wasn't unpin while she was watich la+ earlier so she is still awake

>>19766231
I'm not checking, not falling for your tricks chumbud.

>>19766398
all it means is that the schedule is no longer useful, and you already knew that

>>19763542

>>19766008
Gura's sloppy, uninterested blowjobs!

>>19766466
no, she used to not unpin for way longer. she is on top of her game and deserves headpats

>>19766370
>>19766484
Goopa is delicious

Anons genuine question, what is Gura's appeal?
Why do you like watching her? Convince a
non believer.

>>19767232
Pissy cunny T u T

>>19767232
If you don't get it by watching and listening to her then my words won't change anything.

>>19767232
Surprisingly witty, genuinely funny reactions, better than average singing with the occasional moments of brilliance. Likes Sabaton.

>>19767279
I would need to put my time into watching her first. Hence the question.

>>19767311
Fuck off, we're full.

>>19764339

daily reminder to DO THE NEEDFUL and do not engage nijinigger falseflaggers, because they are likely to be SEA, or may Gura forgive me for saying the word, pajeets
DO NOT REDEEM THE MEMBERSH--
SIR DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM

>>19764915
The urge to touch gurass

>>19767232
>>19767311
These kinds of posts are so fucking retarded
Just watch her and decide for yourself

>>19766008
would gummy dentures help?

>>19767356
I feel the urge to, though.

>>19767311
Watch her debut reaction stream from last year. If you're not even willing to do that then fuck off.

By saying Mori is Pure Sugar and Good Funky, does she mean Mori is Rum?

>>19766008
Gura would be insanely self-conscious since she's read so many no teeth references.

>>19767392
Speak less.

>>19767434
Lean, pure sugar from the sprite and good funky from the cough syrup.

why won't she tell us what she's painting

>>19767389
There are too many youtubers out there, this is like asking for a movie review really.
>>19767332
Sir, I do not enjoy that, but might I recommend you taste some nigger penis through your anus?

>>19767432
If you are not willing to give me an answer why don't you take your own advice and fuck off?
Just ignore me and move on sucking dick anon.

>>19767306
Thank you. An actual normal human being that does not take nigger dick in the ass.

>I need to get better sleep
Still up at 7am est. She didn't wake up. Knowing Gura she didn't get to bed up 8 or 9am

>>19767519
yeah, me

>>19767519
>won't tell us she got a new desk for months
>won't tell us what she's painting
I really hate how she hides random shit.

>>19767655
unironically just stay mad

>>19767521
>asks us to spend our time convincing him of something
>won't spend the time to watch a 1.5 hour stream
Ogey

>>19767716
Yeah, can't tell if he's baiting or genuinely retarded

>>19767747
Or both.

>>19767511
Based Gura

>>19767232
it boils down to personality and voice / talent for me. i started off watching her purely from a streamer perspective and she is genuinely funny. there's a reason why she's a clip magnet. fauna, okayu and shion openly adore her.
after watching her enough you'll get to see how sweet she is and how much she loves her fans. her dream was to become something like miku and she's basically living that dream. you can sense her passion for what she does, just watch this from her last public stream to get an idea of that.
https://youtu.be/vHLYLNNoa6o?t=10685

>>19767519
she mentioned painting her walls a while ago. it's obviously that.

>>19767655
she's not going to tell us every mundane detail of her life, get over it

>>19767655
It’s not just random shit she hides. Also stuff that completely destroys the image she’s carefully built up. She’s so secretive about seemingly simple stuff because any accidental opsec slipup would ruin her career.

>>19768080
Kill yourself.

>>19767655
Nice one retard, you triggered the schizo

>>19768143
We need a Gura version.
Every /ggg/ thread is a schitzo thread.

>>19768272
There is one buried in my /ggg/ folder.

>>19767868
Also she has a really charming / memorable / soothing singing voice. She doesn't have formal training in singing and she isn't a power singer like Suisei or Moona, but her actual voice carries her. Here's a couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_4U4zDuKsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzifOSU-dI0
from 2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhz3TbdB7Ek

I’m just here to try to save her victims from the inevitable pain the best I can. You call me a schizo because you feel the truth deep inside of you. You sense the patterns and inconsistencies even though your mind tells you to ignore them. Let go of your bias, find the truth, and be free.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>19768628
meds

>>19768628
Based

>>19768628
Why are you always so vague? If you truly cared that much then you would be able to tell us exactly how she's deceiving us

>>19768905
fucking liar won't tell us what kind of yogurt she's eating

Gura is my wife

>>19768636
that edit is shit lol
do yesmen really?

>>19768905
hes shit posting anon

>>19769105
In a zatsudan with Ame in November Gura said that the lower the effort put into a meme the better it is.

>>19769103
This guy crosses the line of shitposting, he's genuinely mentally ill

>>19769149
shes right

schizo san come back later there are barely anyone here atm

Would gura browse /meat/?

>>19769403
how do you think she came up with that member stream?

>>19768143
This is the closest one i have, just needs an edit so it says that.

How do you guys think Gura feels about so many of us being horny for her? She's aware and often plays around with it but I always wonder how she feels about it.

I want to have Gura laying back on me while we're both covered in a blanket, her playing a video game and I teasing her about stuff.

>>19769651

I'm pretty sure she gets totally aroused by it

>>19769651
here's what she thinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eGGOmRxd7U

>>19769651
She probably fantasizes about being gang raped by us

Time for Monday reps. Be the Mantis Shrimp you were meant to be.

>>19769754
Gura knows members can't rape her without her practically asking for it.

>>19769651
>so many of us being horny for her?
Yeah me

>>19769776
What, you thought I would skip today?

>>19769898
Not all are as dedicated to the liftocracy bro. Some need a push.

>>19767232
i am in love with the way her voice sounds and it turns out that we have many interests in common too

What if Gura was the person that delivered your packages?

I wish liftbros would leave they love iron more then gura and it sickens me

>>19769942
>And I would never know
I would know immediately cause I talk to my mail carriers when I see them.

Lift for myself. Gura just wants you to be your best and find happiness. Turns out men are their best when they lift heavy fucking things and eat right. Do your reps bitch.

>>19769651
it probably freaked her out at first but she probably enjoys it now. why wouldn’t you like to feel sexy while being anonymous?

Look at this cat shark child and tell me she doesn't motive you to treat your body like a temple.

>>19769651
She is a fucking cock tease and I'm sick of it. Sucking on that lollipop, telling us how she wipes her cunny when there is no toilet paper.

>>19770045
actually she motivates me to treat my body like a brothel

>>19770011
nah that's just you and your weirdo little dicked roid freaks.

*Mogs you and becomes the last chumbud*

>>19770045
>implying >you or any one of >us will ever get close to her or meet her or talk to her.
Why lie to yourself?

>>19769972
I actively look and listen for Gura when i’m in public. I travel a lot so i have hopes that one day, my efforts will prove fruitful

>>19770159
Not what Ame said lmao.

>>19769740
what is this video?
not available?

>>19770159
This loser mentality that most of you have is what will make me become The Last Chumbud

>>19770159
>he hasn't been to the T3 meetup

>>19770107
yeah, we only like homeless crackheads with BBC here

>>19770205
Me on the left. How did you get this image anon? This should be at my house.

>>19770159
ame literally met two of her fans in public (idk what they’re called) and tactically shat her pants

Loving gura makes me unbelievably depressed. Because it's literally impossible to be with her or even someone 1/4 like her. It's self torture and I don't know how much longer I can do it before I lose it completely.

>>19770260
This feeling would not be so bad if you did your self care reps anon like you should be doing.

>Trying to not become a hateful terminally online fat fuck that will be forever alone
>4chan crabs in a bucket kicks in
This place never changed no matter what board. I love it.

Damn, being mentally stable while loving Gura kinda kicks ass. If you don't love yourself then you can't properly love and enjoy Gura, chumbies.

>>19770246
She didn't "meet" them you dense clip watching faggot.
She spotted two goons wearing her merch from afar and immediately looked for an escape plan During the en meet up the girls literally didn't know what to call each other in public out of fear of being outed. These bitches hate >us

>>19770011
I want to.. but I never end up doing it. I don't even know if there's a gym near me anymore. I don't know what my issue is.

>>19770476
Don't need a gym senpai start doing your walkies. it really does help[ hope you do better

>>19770403
>She spotted two goons wearing her merch
Damn she called them goons? Based. I hope I get called a leviathan. I need to go workout.

>>19770292
I could have the body of an Olympic athlete, billions of dollars, and a high IQ and I would still feel like fucking shit because I'd still be alone. Reps won't buy you love. Only truth, and the truth is I fucking suck. That's all there is to it, simple as. The only points of happiness in my life is when she streams. Otherwise it's back to misery.

>>19770575
Reps alone does not make the man anon. You can do it. Find hobbies that you can do while watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF3WCi2q2-o&t=2296s
If this doesn't motivate you to lift then I don't know what will, you can literally hear Gura get wet at the sight of massive arms

>>19770706
She will involuntarily remark about them while walking by. Then I can take her home and put her in my fish tank.

>>19770619
nta, but I've tried (and wasted money on) about 6 different hobbies in the past few years and still can't find one that captures my interest. I always give up in the end... What's the secret?

>>19770750
I will mating press gura the moment i hear her Voice in public

I just can't believe Gura turned out to be a reddit fag.

I can't believe Gura uses Digg

I missed it. Gura commented in La+'s chat? What did she say?

>>19770992
...w

>>19771014
Cuz she said madafaka?

lonelybuds, join a hiking club, or rock climbing club, any kind of activity where you can meet people interested in fitness. don't expect to meet girls, just try to socialize a bit while getting some exercise. if you have bad social anxiety and that's a bit too much to start with, talk to people in vrchat get used to socializing (yes there are good people there, i met a military vet for example)

>>19771137
Don't reply to them. It only encourages them to use this thread as their support group when what they need to do is fuck off and kill themselves.

>>19771180
aren't you a lovely person.
I'm sure gura is proud!

>>19771180
gura wants to cheer people up, and so do i

>>19771180
Based. These sad fucks should go cry about their pathetic lives somewhere else.

>>19770992
>gura commenting in a JPs chat
who is this? where's the real gura?

I like feet

I can't remember the last time I felt loneliness

>>19771390
She did it twice today.

I will always listen to my chumbros vent.

I can't believe gura fucking died

Hi Chumbuds, I am an obese, depressed sack of shit. My parents are incredibly ashamed of me and remind me daily how much they regret having decided to raise me. My dog is currently dying from an extremely rare disease and is in extreme pain. Please tell me that your lives are also as bad as mine.

i chipped my tooth

>>19771591
You should euthanize your dog.

>>19771591
yeah give or take. except my parents are inexplicably "proud" of me but they can never explain why. So it's probably horseshit just like everything else.

>>19771524

Goober

there are no video games i want to play

>>19771591
Yeah you shouldn't let your dog suffer dude that's fucked.

>>19771591
>>19771671
This is the gawr gura general not /r9k/, please dump your depression somewhere
Else

So who's gonna buy holofes? And who is actually going?

>>19771591
Nah. I'm woking a pretty good job that lets me watch cuubas at home, pays well, and makes family proud. If I had a nicer house and a Gura wife my life would be absolutely perfect.

>>19771591
Start doing your reps, stop drinking soda and eating doritos, it might be difficult to change but nothing good will come out of staying that way. Instead of spending money on junk food save up for Gura merch. Why do your parents say that? Do you have a job?

>>19771798
I'm saving up too buy and hopefully I make the cash it in time

>know next to nothing about any vtuber
>can't stop beating my meat to any of them, especially gura

>>19771872
I kneel

>>19771591
I have a bone disease and I'm in chronic pain. I'm in pain typing this. Watching and listening to Gura is one of the things I do to help me keep my mind off the pain.

>>19771798
No one here is going. We aren't in Japan. Gura still wants people to believe that they are actually going to Japan instead of just saying "yeah, it's pre-recorded from home." She also acts like only "some of us can't go.", No Gura, 99% of us won't be there in person.

>>19771591
You can be a broke wastrel like me, but for fuck's sake, don't be obese while being such. I don't know how you live with yourself. Gura would be appalled at your existence.

>>19771669
>>19771737
>>19771746
>>19771839
>>19771849
>>19771932
The fact that most of you couldn't tell that this is satire really says a lot. I was just making fun of these blogposting retards.

>>19771921
If 1 person goes anon that could be "someone going". Retard. Its possible.
>>19771957
I was just saying he should not let his dog suffer on the chance it was real desu.

>>19771957
Your "joke" was bad.

is the terminally ill chumbud who bought the unicycle dead?

>>19771957
I dont even watch Gura I just wanted to post

RIP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nothing in my steam library works on my new steam deck except nekopara and valheim i wish i were dead

>>19771957

>>19771957
I'm not here to psychoanalyze your post, I was just trying to be a fucking nice person.

>>19771180
Gura wants to help cheer up lonely people, the only people that need to kill themselves are the shitposting schizos.

>>19771685

>>19772105
Don't worry if you flip her over she gets better.

>>19771798
>>19771921
I live in Japan. I am going.

>>19771272
She literally could not give less of a fuck about (You) or any of her fan’s lives lol

>>19772059
Another victim of Valve's Steam Hardware grift. When will you learn?

>Going on an anonymous board to be a massive nigger for no reason
Couldn't be me lmao.

>>19772138
Based colonizer.

>>19772142
probably true honestly. But at least let me pretend somebody cares

>>19772130
She's a ghost anon, you can't flip her

>>19772059
I thought that was for installing linux and emulating switch and psp games. At least you can watch gura on it

>>19772227
Not if I am also a ghost

Think about, seriously
There a lot of ways to do it painlessly, all your worries will go away

>>19772081
Gura wants to cheer up people who have enough of a head on their shoulders to not blogpost their shitty lives to her, and the same applies to this thread.

>>19772265
>Letting life win

lmao
lol

stop replying you bakas

>>19772279
please tell me more about the inner workings of Gura's mind. You obviously have a gift!

>>19772142
I know you're shit posting but if you watched streams you'd know she thinks about specific fans stories and talks to 'chat' when she's not streaming.

>>19772350
Please watch Gu... KIARA IS TALKING ABOUT GURA MESSAGING HER

>>19772142
ʰᵉʷʷᵒ...?

>>19772403
I think Gura keeps in contact with lots of other holos. They all love her. Like me. And you.

>>19772403
>chicken
ew

>>19769090
I made this post

>>19772403
Who?

>>19772142

>>19771726

Everyone, be careful when saying things about Gura in these threads. As someone who got flagged by her(she used Sen to do so) on YouTube, I can confirm that she lurks on both /vt/ and Discord, and she doesn’t like seeing people bully her.

>>19772142
If that's true she's good enough to fool me and i have zero tolerance for fake shit, for instance i used to hate watching Calli but she feels more honest now.

>>19772403
Please post the timestamp later, thank you.

>>19772544
>i used to hate watching Calli but she feels more honest now.
She does but she needs to do her selfcare reps as well. She better be if she is working that closely with Gura.

>>19772573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LPvzXXm5-s&t=11200
I don't know if this will start working when the stream ends. Let's find out.

>>19772360
She's called her fans "work" and makes a conscious decision to do absolutely nothing for them on days she isn't streaming, not even a tweet to brighten their day like almost every other holo does. She makes promises about streaming and breaks them regularly. She abandons fans on important holidays and lies about the reasons for doing so. She says next to nothing about her personal life out of constant fear one of her fans could glean some type of info out of it. And you really think because she puts out some post stream message saying she wants you to be happy or some hollow (probably made up) anecdote that she really means it. You idiots could get mugged in an alley and if they guy says "I'm not robbing you" you'd be like "ok lol here you go".

>>19772350
your newfag is showing asshole. do your reps

>Anti niggers
I sleep

>>19772534
Good thing those adoring her will always outnumber the bullies

I WILL be the last chumbud and I WILL marry her and there is nothing you can do about it

>>19772534
>Flagged on an anonymous chinese cartoon forum

>>19772716
I made this post

>>19772658
i hope you find meds at the bottom of that barrel

>>19772534
Proof?

>>19772658
I know this and yet I still love her...

>>19772658
meds

bootcamp of Myth dancing, would be a nice way to bond and gain experience heard Gura asked Kiara about some idol from the stream

>>19770198
>he's not a membershrimp

>>19771488
What other JP stream did she comment in?

>>19772431
NOT NOW GURA IT"S SCHIZO HOURS

>>19772673
Weird, I don't see anything on here about "blog posts"

>>19772788
Greys are amogus
I'll leave now.

>>19771849
you are a good person. the trolls you responded to are not.

>>19771993
some vs someone

>>19772658
You are far too obsessed. Seek therapy.

>>19772142
Yeah, this is 100% true but you still have retards falling for the kayfabe

>>19772658
Based take. Fuck the yesmen

ggg is fun lol

>>19772982
This is what we do

You wouldn't give up on your oshi because she has some flaws, would you? Gura does her best for us despite all of her shortcomings, so I do my best for her.

>>19772982
Damn right.

>>19773058
Stop justifying yourself to these retards and continue the thread as normal.

>>19773085
but this is the thread as usual...

gura cute

>>19773112
Yeah me

I hope Gura is asleep right now.

Gura expertly dodged the "Do you like muscles" superchat. She immediately said "oh like Kronii", deflecting to a female instead of letting her fans know that she likes males and penis.

>>19772736
Gura is the mysterious hacker known as the ghost of Kiev

>>19773136
/fit/buds cant stop winning.

>>19773085
I just got here though that was my first post

>>19773206
No that was my post.

>>19773136
>that she likes males and penis.
stop projecting

what triggered them this time? she streamed yesterday

Gura antis truly are the most pathetic

>>19773233
fembudsama....

Can't stop loving Gura

>>19773253
Niji rrats aren't sticking so the schizos are returning to the default

>>19773253
She had too sexy of a retweet and talked in too many holo chats this morning.

>>19772658
gura if you see this please know that this person isn't your fan and nothing you do will ever please him

>>19773058
If someone gives up their oshi because some shit posts on 4chan then she is not their oshi in the first place.

Can't stop.
Won't stop.

>>19773233
It's the truth. You must be one of those retards who actually thinks she is a lesbian

>>19773253
nothing. gura is where they go when they are treading water because chumbies always eat the bait. eventually someone else will yab and they will find someone else to shit up for a few days before returning here.

>>19773316
>Bro.....

Felt that one.

>>19771180
You're a bad person

>>19773314
>the truth
you mean what you conjecture in your schizo brain

>>19772658
>people like to take what I say and twist it around

>>19773233
Gura loves men.

>>19773256
I can't imagine why anyone would be anti-gura she's just so cute and perfect

>>19773353
>>>/reddit/

>>19772709
I like playing both sides though. It’s fun to poke fun at the vtubers we enjoy watching on /vt/, but I’ll admit that I took it too far in her Sen’s fan server on Discord & called her retarded.

Gura, if you’re around this board today & happen to see this message, I’m sorry for what I said about you. You may not be the the most superchatted member of Hololive, but you are the most popular, and even though I don’t shrimp for you, I’m glad to be a chumbud. :)

>>19773269
let a fembud dream ok :'(

I agree she's bi but the people who are soooo insistent that she likes men are really pathetic.

>>19773367
yeah, me

>>19772982
There needs to be a shrimp jumping down from the turnbuckle.

>>19773394
Wagmi I hope

>>19773393
This might be the most retarded bait I've seen all day.

>>19773393
Oh, it's you. I was wondering when you'd be back.

>>19773367
yeah, me

>>19773389
>>>/outside/

>>19773355
No, by collecting evidence. Remember when Mori said "Gura would you date a GUY who uses gamer words." Mori knows her better than you. If she was a lesbo Mori would have said girl, not guy.

>>19773493
>>>/out/

>>19773493
I go outside and lift everyday unlike these blogposting losers. Seethe, cope and dilate.

>>19773555
Based. Get it chumchad

>>19773520
>evidence
>shit Mori said
RUMAOLMAO

>>19773520
timestamp?

>>19773394
show vagiine

I'm afraid to go to therapy because they might tell me to stop watching gura. should I hide her from them?

>>19773600
I'm not going to talk about her past and get banned. There is tons of evidence that she is straight. Stop falling for the retarded lesbo kayfabe

>>19773614
adam sandler stream
he's assuming mori knows her orientation

>>19773520
I think she's straight too but using Mori as evidence isn't the best idea. She didn't know about the muse dash stuff in the most recent collab, and she clearly doesn't know the extent Gura goes to avoid things involving males based on that question. I also don't even remember if Mori actually said a guy or if she just said someone

>>19773614
It was during the Christmas watchalong. Don't have the timestamp

>>19773643
If you go to therapy they will give you pills that will make Gura disappear

>>19773654
>her past
exactly, its her past

>>19773643
Fuck therapy. Lift weights.

>>19773654
Seriously, it’s not even remotely a secret

>>19773710
Yes, she changed into a lesbo as soon as she joined Hololive, lol. Fucking retard

>>19773712
I have no issues with my physical appearance?

To put this in perspective, Gura is so fucking perfect that the worst thing antis can say about her are
>she's actually straight
>she doesn't care about fans
Shark cunny I kneel

>>19773737
yesmen are retarded

>>19773737
>as soon as she joined Hololive
kek how much of a simpleton are you?

my sharkwife loves girls almost as much as she loves me

>>19773520
The fuck is a "gamer word"? Mori talking that dumb shit again.

>>19773784
the more you use this buzzword wrong the more retarded you get

>>19773778
Anon? Calling her straight doesn't make you an anti

>>19773839
It does make you a retard, though.

>>19773643
No, be honest just try not to trigger the autist hyperfocus and be objective instead

The absolute state

>>19773555
And you’re still so angry. It’s okay, really. Gura wouldn’t like you anyways

the VA she had streams with in the past was already married dumbasses. if gura had any good milk it would be widespread knowledge by now. shut the fuck up

>>19773785
Kek, how much of a retard are you think she is actually gay.

>>19773912
>milk
Go back.

>>19773912
She streamed with 2 different dudes

Can we just go back to the Gura cute timeloop? I like that one the best

>>19773910
Stop projecting

>>19773912
Go back to the farms, faggot.

>>19773767
i dont either

>>19773856
I guess I'm a retard then since she's married to me

>>19773555
Then maybe you should spend some time bettering yourself as a person, fuckboi.

>>19773919
I watch streams. If you seriously think the girl that gushes about cute females at every chance she gets without slipping up even a single time in almost 2 years then you are the one who is retarded and deluded beyond belief

>>19773767
Some people spend hours lifting weights because they believe that'll make them happy

Found the "gamer word" from the watchalong.
1:16:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpRHTfhL9h8

>>19773991
>he doesn't fuck Gura while you both enjoy looking at cute girls
ngmi

>>19774011
have you ever spent time around girls this is literally how they act

>>19773992
Look, I'm just tired of seeing these fucking losers come here and cry about how shitty their lives are but then refuse to do anything about it when some anon gives them advice

>>19773955
'j' is an incel who joked with his chat about being single

>>19773912
YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>19774019
funnily enough, physical exercise does release happy chemicals. so yeah they're correct.

>>19774011
Anon, I have news for you. Women - yes,even straight women - often shop around/admire the female form. I grant that she's horny for girls, if ay under Kiara's level. That isn't mutually exclusive with liking dick though.

>>19774019
Exercise has a lot of benefits and could make you happy. But you don't have to lift weights, that's good for you but you can just do cardio or other shit if you want.

>>19774036
>every girl acts the same
>>>/r9k/

>>19774042
That's understandable bud, but telling people to kill themselves isn't a good way to express that.

>>19774110
Yes

>/ggg/ civil war
>is she gay edition

>>19774011
I'm going to ship Gura and Fauna as lovers now

>>19774026
When did I say that wasn't the case? You can call her bi if you want but she prefers me

>>19774100
>>19774100
if you would watch streams you would know that Gura goes far beyond just "shopping around the female form"

>>19773951
>>19773970
i'll go back when you don't fuck up the facts you get from me

>>19774225
>my attention span doesn't last two lines

>>19774042
many of them have probably tried and failed, life is difficult enough, and your experiences are not universal.

>>19774277
Only schizos care, shut up.

>>19774024
how masterfully dodged that question was. Gura is an absolute pro at this shit

>>19770045
Sex.
Sex with Gura.

>>19774462
She is way smarter than people give her credit for.

>>19774462
ESL here, can't heard that part easily.

>>19774462
It's because she's not even in that frequency.

>>19774462
Those in the know are able to craftily dodge such questions

God, Mori is such a whore

>>19773778
this is what happens when gura is on a good streak

>>19773912
Milk this dick, faggot.

i love googa

Gardening Garrison

>>19770045
Chino Gura is my wife

>>19774011
Lol you falling for the kayfabe, retard. Even the EN's who have bf's are the same way, are they gay? Gura knows not gush about males on stream to keep her fans in line

Gura absolutely does keep from being horny for guys on stream, but she is also very into women. It's not rocket science

>>19774901
THE FINAL YAB
DROPPED

>>19774846
as i give a fuck about what you say

Shark butt

>>19774951
I like Okayu fine but I don't like this ritualpoast here please post it in global instead

>>19775025
God, I love Gura! T u T

>>19775031
Yeah, fits global best.

>>19775025
Literally the ideal body type

>>19775025
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

>>19775025
boobs too big

>>19775025
uoooohhh

>>19775025
i’m going to pass out

>>19775025
Something needs to be done about this brat, a correction of sorts.

>>19775144
Shut up nerd.

>>19774916
rubrubrubrubrub

hmmmm dino belly... rub correction...

>>19775165
Bust a nut while doing so.

>>19775248
kys furry

>>19775248
gura wants to eat belly

>>19775305
Cute
Funny

>>19775248
rubrubrubrub

rubrubrub correction

Correction is needed!!

>>19775507
NO NOT THE FEET

>>19775268
How does this make you feel?

>>19775560
aroused

>>19775413
Always cheers me up

>>19775560
>furry raid
disgusting discordfags

>>19775305
>>19775413
>>19775496
>>19775642
rubrubrubrubrub

>>19775702
you called?

>>19775560
Gura's too white to twerk, but she can damn sure give it the ol' college try.

>>19775560
Stupid erotic dino...

>>19775702
Cry about it.