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nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - The thread didn't survive the yab, 20% of your networth will be sent to the broker for this failure

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: [YouTube] 【MAD】ラミィのうた【#桃鈴ねね】 (embed)

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (unembed)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
temporary returns report archive: https://rentry.org/37e66
https://files.catbox.moe/pkcnb2.mp4

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread:>>19556950

>> No.19620356
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Want a soul? Buy blond.

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wah

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Hello

>> No.19621269
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>> No.19621459

Wake the fuck up.

>> No.19621702

no wah :(

>> No.19622287

Where is the "Ohhh Konnui" poster?

>> No.19622528
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 15)
>Watame :: $20,831.44
>Roboco :: $16,415.26
>Calliope :: $15,062.81

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Gura :: -$7,834.47
>Nene :: -$7,293.87
>Laplus :: -$5,843.79

Overall Average Adjustment is -$99.90
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,916.37
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,700.84

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your Zhonkbot.

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how's my retardation?

>> No.19622989

>>19622591
i assume you don't have the sheep :(

>> No.19623184
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Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

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Ugh, what day is it? Where am I?

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wow, elden ring is really boosting ina

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>> No.19625970
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Ah.

>> No.19627161
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>they didn't buy octoina
GO NEXT!

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To all whom it may interest,

Have you ever wanted to change the look of nasfaq.biz? Maybe change the background to a tiling image of josei? Or perhaps change all accent colors to the exact same color as the background, making it impossible to navigate the site? Look no further! The NASFAQ CSS Customizer is our brand-new, premium product focused on excellence and quality. We are proud to announce the public opening of the site to all traders, so that anybody (Yes, even you with no knowledge of web development whatsoever!) can personalize their own NASFAQ tab. Our state-of-the-art algorithms along with our cloud-based AI machine learning low-latency neural network supercomputing quantum assembly code have paved the way for this revolutionary technology, which will create a paradigm shift in the way we view the website! What are you waiting for? Customize your NASFAQ instance today!

TL;DR;
I've created a website with a lot of if statements in JavaScript to produce messy CSS code to change the look of NASFAQ. You can change the background to an image you like, and change text color and stuff, without much technical knowledge.
The website is not meant for people who already know how to add css via browser extensions, it's meant for people who want to customize their nasfaq tab, but don't know how to. Side effects may include your browser slowing down to a standstill, but hey, it works for me. Also, there might be a contest for who can make the best-looking nasfaq website soon, so this might help you get started.
Website: https://x5pkmustrzcd9h3vle424z.github.io/NASFAQ-styler/

Disclaimer: The changes are completely client-side and won't fuck up your trading or honk's servers in any way.

>> No.19627663

>>19627467
>open link
>mayosuki logo
>josei baka.png
>teritary
pretty based I must say

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>>19627663
>teritary
fuck I memorized that word incorrectly as a child, I've never fixed my internal spelling of it

>> No.19627883

I bought some peko coins. I won't buy anything else. Or sell the ones I have. I just like Pekora.

>> No.19627928

>>19627883
based

>> No.19628024
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>>19621459

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Alright, /NASFAQG/, the playtime is over. I present to you the latest Toilsome Enigmatic Strenous Test! And this time it's actually toilsome. I'm not going to lead you by the hand, by giving direct hints, anymore!

Of course, the reward will match the difficulty. I'm going to give the winner 50 million nasfaq dollars!

And that's all I wanted to say. Be observant! Be smart! Good luck!

>> No.19628819

>>19628682
penis orgasm

>> No.19628840
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>>19628682
>Toilsome Enigmatic Strenous Test
>Acronym is TEST
>Includes the word "Test"
2/10 see me after class, Heimin.

>> No.19628859

>>19628682
heimin i'm going to fistfight you

>> No.19628861

>>19627467
thanks! Now my dumbass can improve my nasfaq experience by spamming hags everywhere.

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>>19628840
Yes, sensei....

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>oh korone
>>19609071

>> No.19629070

>>19628840
>>19628993
I know where this is going

>> No.19629093

>>19629070
Hot.

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>>19629070

>> No.19629152

>>19627467
Xylo love!

>> No.19629157

>>19629056
>aggie hate
>clique closed

>> No.19629310
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>>19628993
>tfw it should've been "Toilsome Enigmatic Strenous Trial" but my brain just short-circuited...

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i forgot who referenced it, but this guys animations has me going
i dont like feet BUT-
god theyre so fucking cute, everything people say about wanting to caress feet, i want all of that, those little feetsies

>> No.19629580

>>19629374
I like the animations, minus your denialist foot fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSfnnPkJ0zg

>> No.19629817

Left for two weeks, it's the meta still buying Mori?

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god shes so fucking flat look at that fuck thats hot

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sigh...

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>>19629959
It'll happen one day pal

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>>19630130
one day...

>> No.19630258

>>19629959
>>19630130
>>19630216
what happened?

>> No.19631045

>forgor to stop zhonkbot before going hiking
How much money will I lose?

>> No.19631089

>>19631045
what are you buying

>> No.19631245

>>19631089
Everything that was at least -10% yesterday. Don't forget selling. I'll be home in 2 hours.

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Bets for first match of today should now be closed. Please be aware that payouts may be delayed because I will be busy dealing with T̶͍̓h̷̖̟̘̹̆̑̔͝é̸̼̈́̀́ ̷̧͈̜̱͗V̶̳̻̱̯͙̰̔̈́̔ö̶͙́̂̀͒͋̉i̵̝͛̂̋͝d̵̛͔̏̏, but I'll try to keep on top of it.

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>WU
>Watch GF drawing stream
>See this post >>19631395
BBBchama?! Anyways, I'll buy my some coins today.

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Movie Night is postponed this week and next week due to divegrass. If you want to see any re-run movies ~November 27th, Fellowship of the Ring, onwards only, I think, reply and I'll cue them up.

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SANAPOSTER PLEASE COME BACK

>> No.19632712

>>19632564
>Fellowship of the Ring
The weekend I work is the one which has a good movie, darn it. Sorry, I can't.

>> No.19632896

>>19632564
When are we watching asobi asobase?

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>>19628682

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>>19632896
https://poal.me/5ix999
https://poal.me/hzs1ui
When it wins

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>>19632712
No no, I meant any movies played since the LotR marathon are eligible for re-runs, since anything before that was on Google Cloud and Wasabi has a minimum 90 day storage length, so I never got around to starting to delete things. After next weekend I will start deleting all movies from December/January. The 1-2 movies from streamable are still eligible too I guess
>Rozen Arcana still doesn't have fucking search enabled on /vt/...

Eligible Movies might be missing a few:
>Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Cut
>Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Cut
>Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Cut
>Mallrats (1995)
>Harakiri (1962)
>Shaolin Soccer (2001)
>Oldboy (2003)
>Space Jam (1996)
>High and Low (1963)
>Redline (2003)
>A Christmas Story (1983)
>Die Hard (1988)
>Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989)
>Batman Returns (1992)
>Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993)
>The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
>Wallace & Gromit: A Close Shave (1989)
>The Santa Clause (1994)
>Jingle All the Way (1996)
>The Polar Express (2004)

>Dunkirk (2017)
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
>Alien (1979)
>Hot Fuzz (2007)
>Battle of Britain (1969)
>Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
>Dogma (1999)
>1917 (2019)
>The Matrix (1999)
>The Animatrix (2003)
>The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
>The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
>The Matrix Resurrection (2021)
>The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018)
>Goodfellas (1990)
>Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
>Knives Out (2019)
>Bunraku (2010)
>Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
>Highlander (1986)
>The Blues Brothers (1980)

>>19632896
Anime is still up in the air until the cytube update that enables .ass subtitle support goes live, I don't want to hardsub an entire series. It's been a few weeks since they did the test flight, I'm not sure why it's not live yet.

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>> No.19635169
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>>19628682
Is there a time limit to this T.E.S.T.?

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>>19635169
I actually never thought about setting a time limit. Should I really?

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>>19635439
Well, considering the 24hr expiration of some of the necessary information and average thread lifespan, it might be prudent to.
I'm asking because I have both the .txt and .png but no idea what to do with them. I'll have time to try some methods later today but not at the moment. THE NUMBERS HEIMIN, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

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>>19631245
>2% on divie day
I'm gonna hang myself.

>> No.19636130

>>19635871
I guess that makes sense.
All of the necessary hints are already present. You just need to see them.

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>>19627467
>Maybe change the background to a tiling image of josei?
>open website
>>>>>>"that" image

>> No.19637045

>>19637001
God, I fucking love Xylo.

>> No.19637286

>>19627467
Based xylo
>>19637001
Josei a cute! Too bad she's always taken...

>> No.19637287

>>19637001
cute tsun tsun josei

>> No.19637522
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If you want to know divegrass results, just look at my bets. I have untold power. I can see the losers, and burn money on them.

>> No.19637540

Winnings for the first 3 matches have been distributed.
>Bet 5m on the Jobber of Japan NOT jobbing
I hope you guys liked your free money.

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lol, lmao

>> No.19637719

>>19597885
What did he mean by this?

>> No.19637722

>>19637682
For a 5M jesas

>> No.19638017

>>19637286
>always taken
what did he mean by this?

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shout out to whoever drew this, I fuckin love seeing it in game

>> No.19638921

>>19638017
>either hanging out with nenep
>or having a lovers quarrel with applause
>or shilling destiny 2 with polka's husband
>or taking care of the bakery
It's not fair... When will I have a go on the josei train...

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>>19637286
>Josei a cute! Too bad she's always taken...

>> No.19639096

>>19638921
We're currently offering an online booking system with a lottery draw due to the lack of available time slots.

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>>19638921
>19639096

>> No.19639394

>>19639336
Isn't that pekor?

>> No.19639721

>>19638017
sorry she always wants to hang out with me

>> No.19639871

>>19639721
wanna play destiny 2?

>> No.19639971

>>19638921
>or having a lovers quarrel with applause
Imagine the hatesex

>> No.19640309

A 1 million gacha button would be nice

>> No.19641015
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I love her

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We're up next!

>> No.19645170
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19645386

LINE GOES DOWN

>> No.19645461

bring out the spikes

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of all teams to lose to...

>> No.19645503

another spike, another hoshiyomi.

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fuck.

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>they are selling?
>do nothing for the rest of the match the score a goal at 82', equalizer at 90' and winning goal at 90+4

>> No.19646090

never trust a hoshiyomi.

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>>19646090
>never trust a hoshiyomi.

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>> No.19646608

>>19645883
>they bought back in?
>dump it

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I'm so fucking mad right now.

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>>19646722
You and me both.

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It's confirmed

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>hags winning
uuuuhhhhhhhgggghhh i want to sniff, squeeze, pinch, slap and fuck a squishy older hag

>> No.19648448

>>19648326
>

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Winning team from game 5 to 9
/towa/
/wah/
/clg/
/vsj+/
/pcg/
We have no match tomorrow

>> No.19648628

>>19648279
Says who?

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>>19648279
Get your own.
>>19648628
He lives.

>> No.19648897

>>19648628
his schizophrenia probably, follow the rule of /wah/. Don't question the iname schizo

>> No.19648950

>>19648897
I will continue to question him, hopefully he can find sanity

>> No.19649535

>>19648869
>get your own
what did he mean by this?

>> No.19650166

>>19648897
There is no salvation for iname schizos, they are too far gone

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>> No.19650937

>>19650389
>1-4
what a disaster
vshojo coin when honk?

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Winnings for today have been distributed. Thank you for your patience.
4-1...

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W͇̣̖̗͎̼͛ͭ̿͒̌̍̚ͅE̙̣̍ͧ̉Ľ̘̦͈̈̾̍ͯ̀C̮̼̞̼͂͆OͫͅM͕̪ͮȨ͈̫ͪ̌ͮ̋ ͒ͧ̆-̟͈͕͗̌ͣ̑-̘̻̼̤͛͘ ̖̟̻̈́̐ͦ́̆ͩ̽T̞̠͇ͯ͟Ő͙̓̉ ̵͇̰͖̩̍̓ͪ̽ͅȞ̱̊̌̐ͦ̆͝Ȯ͍̩͔Ủ͊ͅR͉͉̜̹̓͂̃̉ͬ͞ ̡̜̀ͅN͍͇͔͙̱̞͙͑̒I̝̖ͬ̒͋̊ͣ̇N̞̟̰̤͊̓̈́͊ͧ͑͜E̞͔ͯ͗ͨ͑T̸̩̐̓ͩ̈̾͗E͚͑ͦE͔̱͉̿̓̓N̖
̦̞̖̥ͭ̎̽ͪ̑̄̒H͙̞͙͌ͧ͐ͣͯO͍͑̆͐ͩU̖͙̺͍̔̈Rͫ̆̓ͩ̄̚ ̰̥̗̤͈ͬ̄̓ͤ̀Ň̘̬̾̓I̘ͪ̾̏̇̍ͬṆ̷̃̐͌E̼̓͋͋͊͞T̜ͧÈ͕̹̬ͦͧͭ̚E̞̙̊̇̓ͧͪͬN͕̹͍̪̩ͭͪ̾.̎͢.̫̦̯̼̜͎ͪ̆̎͘ͅ.̱̻̼͎͎̼ͤ̒̃̏̄̊́
̝̹͚̼͖̔̒̓̋ͬ̓͞T̥̖̤͍̈̌͊ͤͨH͓ͨ̄̌̽̍̿E̖͕̥̟̤͌͑̾̿̊̉̒.̹̫͚̭̖̂ͣ̿.̵̬̭̖̮͖̐͌͗̉ͪ͆.̸̙͚̫͔̯͎͔ ̸͎̭̜̔́̂̑ͤͨN̺̫͙͑ͤ̑͌I͓̘͖ͭ͊̓͢N̞̫͓͍͜Ě͉͎̥̹̦̞͆̊̉̀T̖͖͓̘͛̈́ͬ́E̼̹ͯ͝E̺͇͈͌N͈͖̆̓̆̀ͨ͢ͅT̘͕̥̈́̆͋ͅḪ̨̖ͮ͊̔ͩ ̡̰͕̻̟͚̣͎̄̃H̺̦͑̒ͩͨ̊͝O̖̙͙̮̹͙͓͝U̶͚̤̫̔ͨR̤̭̤̥̍ͅ
ͯ͊͋Ḭ̼̖͖̱Ṯ̬͙̬̠͒ͦͭ̓ͫ'̵͔͇͎͙̈́̄ͤ̃S̢̗͓͇͍͈ͫͯ̌̒ͦ̚ ͇͔͔̓ͯͭ̊̚N̼̍̋͌O̞̜̩̼̤ͭ̂̒T̻̾ͣ̚͟ ̗͚̯ͤͫ̀̈́T̷̗͗̋̾̈́ͫ̒̚H͗̇͐͒̐̚E͙̩͚͍ͬ͒͛ ͖ͩ̎̍̓ͤͪ͂S̵̳͚̺̗͕̙̗̾̏̓͊̊Ë͎̝̪̘͎̣ͮ͗V̢͆̌ͤ̏̀̿ͅE͇̤̱̟̻͍̮͑͆ͬ͛͊̋̂N̡͓̜͌̔̑͛͋͐̚T̳̫̳͋͠ͅÊ̖̩̫ͣE̟͖N̶̦̦͌ͩ͑͋ͤ̀T̠͇͈̭͖͔̍̐ͧ̋̃͛͞H̬̗͔͓̘̍ͮͨ ̷̋ͣͨ͆ͬH̦̠̝̺̟̟͈ͤÖ̩͈̫͖̰͎́̃̋Ṵ͑̆ͣ̾̃R̡̻̓
̙̗͇̐Ị̹̗̔ͦ̊̉̍T̤͉̟̯͖͆͡'̾͂͋͋͒̍͘Ś͖͚̺͇͉̩͊͋ͬ̾ͦ̽͢ ̛̺̱̥̣͆͒̊N͚͖̤̎͛̑͑͂͗͌͟O̸̠̟̱̬ͣͯͦ͛ͪ̚T̰͖̰͂̊̍ ̷̦̰͇̻͈̙͆̐͛̓͑̈T̛̮̮̙̜̣̫͋́̓̌͌Ȟͬͭ̀E͒͛̌͒̇̾.̤̻̘̣͚̯͚̃ͨ́ͤ͞.͕͔͆̈́.͔̹̘͖͕̒ͫ̌ͅ ̴̪͓ͫN̨̪̘̣Í̶͙̠̝͉͇͉̈́̔͛͛ͅǸ̪̙ͪ̈ͧ͌͝T͇̻̹̔̓̔̒H̡̫͇̰͚̫ͬͣͯͪ ̝̟͕ͭ̊ͩ̎̒ͦ͟H̜̗̞̤̘̹̔͢O̰͊́̐̄U͍͊Ṛ̶̭̃́̆
̢͕̰̼͖̜͊I̦͙͍͔̭̋̀̃͗́ͅͅT̳̩̹̞̳̝͌͐̇̄'̬͎͎̳͕̺̇̿̍̊̽̀͌͟S͙̭͗́͡ ̮̖̜̭̜̩̐ͅHO̻̮̮͚͎̐U͉̭Ř̼͐͗̏̇͆ ̹̯͌̓̄ͯ̚N͇̩̜ͮ̊ͩͣ̓̒I͓͔̒ͣ͆ͤͦͪN̳͉̓E̥̐͊̈ͮ͂T̰̪͙̞̍́̀ͬĘ̱ͣ̄̈È̿ͪ̉ͮͪ̚N̴̙͈̤͖͚̽̿̄ͬͯ̽
͇̣̱͖Ȯ͍̖͙͔̓̚N̜͇͎̍̓͝E͈̪̝̭̍̀̽̾̈ͦ͆.͚̇̃̓̃͞.̴̱̩̪͇̰ͯ.̞̝̙̘̉ͯ̃͠ ̪̳̜̼͇͆ͨ̓̇ͬ͐̀N͔̰̘̩ͯ̏͊̑ͦͅI̟̺͍̦ͅN͇̼̟̖͉̰̞ͦͨ̓ͤͯḚ̻͔̾̊̑͌.̒̊̂́.̝̒ͧ.̬̮̥͇͉̜̮̄ͯ̿
̴̺̖͕̹͖́̒̉Ä̬̥͔̤͓́͊̉̔ͭ̽ ̙͚̞̺͔͙ͤ͒ͨ̄̓͐ͅV̖̻͙̮͇̭̯̽ͤ͢Ȅ͔̼͚̏͌̃̓R͕̪̘̼̤̟͓ͯ̒̾Y̐̐.̭͓̣͓̝̾̀.̝̩̠̖͈̩̾ͧ̏.̘̺̎ ̪̠ͣ͋̎̊S̹͙̍ͯ̐͊ͧ͒ͧṔ̻̫̫̺Ė͚̝͎̩̩̤̻ͤͬ̈C͙̠̥̄ͪͮ́̉I͙̱̩͆̈͑́A̻L͖̓͌̒͆ ̼͕̍̌̇ͮͅH͚͚͈̳͑̿Ó̞̗̽̊͊U̹ͧ͆͆͐̃͝R̼̝̮͚͕̦̐͌̌ͫ
̦͌̊̂͆͊ͯ̚I̤̣̫̯̫̞̳̓ͣ̆͡N̡ ͙͇̯͖̯͒̏T̯̜͐͝H̩͔͙̼͌̄͐͜ͅAͨ̎͐͟T̻,̰̳̩͍̯̒͑ͣ̓̂ͯ ̸̑͊͒H̳̫Ṍ̹͔͙Ǔ̇ͩ̈́͢R̽̂͋̎ͩ ̻̩̋N̆̐̽͊͞I̯̣͖͔ͭͯͬ̓Ñ͉̼̃Ḙ̙̰̠̂̏̌̊̕T̤̘͓̜̘̍̆̽Ẻ̫͇͍̳̬̘̘ͣ̊ͣ͐͑̀̚E͍͇͕ͭ̈́N̩̺̮͚͎͈ͧ̈,̯͍͎̘͉̻ ̻̬͓͚̝̮̹̀͒̑́ͨI̖͓͌ͨ̒́ͅS̻͍̯͂ͧ͆͗̌̚ ̭̺͔̠̱̖͒͐̑̀̐ͮT̘̒ͤͣ͜H̶͛ͮE͍̺͉̺̯̟͊̒̀͛ ̻͉̪͍͎̦ͦ̾ͯ̈͆Ṋ̗͕̤͆͞Ì̖̤̤͉̘ͧͯ̎͟Ņ̜̞̝͎̘̯̬ͤ͗ͦ̑̓̊E̤̹̜̪̪͕͈T͍͍͕͎͊E̬̖͕̤̠̗̗͐͑̀E̞̯̬͈̫ͦ̊̀ͮͨ͊N̙̺ͨ̆̽̀̔̇T̥̠̥̓̿͊͐H͍͙͈̪͛͛̈́ͅ ̹̱͉͉̝͉̻̆ͤͤ̾̉͟H̥͈͎̺͔̘ͫ̆̒̓̂ͣͅO͖͉͍̰͚ͪ̍ͨ̓ͧU̜̻̗̠͉R̙̰͖ͪ̓,̺̭̥̜̒ͬ́ͧ̔͘ ̰̥́N̝̯͙̫͉̿̋̌O̦̠̳͖̥͎͋ͯͧT̢͇̮͉̪̩̥̬̎ͫ.̼.̪̺͇͒͋̇ͯ.͓̯͇͖̣͂̔ͪͦ͘ ̙̪͇̤̘Ä̭͎̭̞ͨ̇ͣͬͯ̚͟N͚̗̩̫̊̇ͬ̀Y̗͖̯̹̬͎͑̏̃ͭ́ ̥̭̻̞ͭͣͬ̔̈́ͅͅͅO͔͎͒̈T̯͉̮͐ͮ̐H̜͇̝̼̰̽ͭ̔̀̂E̴̫̘͎ͦ̈̍ͮR ̫̹̠̉̌͂͑̎́H̱͍̥̺̗̳̹̓̓̉O̘̖͛̇U̵͈͎͔̰̰R̨͔̻
͉͈̹̊ͣͅV̱̖̙̣̰̭̹̎̐̎̒E̮̬̫ͩ̔̂R̶͖ͮ͛Y͇̤͖̬̳ͣ͋͘ ̴̫̺̄ͧF̶̣ͭͦ̐̌̌Ë͕͈͕̻Ẅ̳̫̥̗̮̺̜́ͧ͆͂ ̨͕͆ͬ͋̒H̥͖̰̼̎͂̾̓O̺̪̺͇̳ͣͮͅǓ̦̄R̤͎͈̝͐͋S̴͌̈́ͨ͂̋ͧ ̼̪̱͖͗̃ͬ̿ͦĆ̽ͯͧ͜A͇̣͔̓̋ͯ̽ͫN̫̹̰̪̜͓̒͒̚͜ ̙̭̙̬̞C̯̯͍̝̜̻̃ͧ̉̈ͤ̚͡ͅL̡̻̭̹̪̐͛͐ͨA͆ͬ̈́ͩ͐͆I̶̼͖̮̣̼̥ͯ̑ͬͫM̙ ̌̊͗̽T̴̝̫͔͕O̶̰͍͚͍̜̠͍ ̹͓̳͗̂͐̉Bͪ̈́̀̃Ȅ̛̬͙̐̀̔̇͗̚ ͙͓̮̄͐̐̿T̘̜͚̝͉͒͋͝H̾̈́̾͌È͉̫̦̞ ͔̞̤̟͖̫̇N̨̥͖͚̰̼͇͔I̖̰̜̔̍ͧ͗́͡ͅN̙̱̼̳̹͓ͨ̃Ĕ̦̙̤̺Ț̶̼̪̗͉̑̚E̤͒ͣ̇ͨ̊̀E̵̺̝̤͍̱̮ͅṄ̯̤͓͑Tͭ̏̑H͉͔ͭ͆ͫ ͔͓̪̺̪̝̊ͅĤ͕͍̝̣̗͉̽͑Ŏ̦̹̟̣͍̤ͧ̾͆͒̊U̧ͭ̄̑ͧR̡͕̙͎̠̻̐͛
̖̤̠̈͋̀͋̓́̚T̼̩̫̺̱̐ͤH͎͙͈͎̼̏͐ͯ̊̐̀̆͢I̜͍͓͐ͨ̈́̓̐ͨS̨̝̺̰̫̆̍ͨͪ̀̈́ͅ ͎͔ͯ͗ͩͣH̦̗͍̤̟͛́̎͌O̪̼̖͎̘̠͖ͯͫ̀̔̏̚͝U̴̍ͩ̽̿͑̽R̫̈́̃ͬ͐̏̀̚.̢ͤͭ̈̓ͤ̉̈.̞̙̞̖ͪ̈́͒.̧͖͉̟ͫ ͙̥̦̘̬͔ͣͮ̉ͧ̏I͕̿ͤS̜̳͊ O̮̝̫ͫͭ͒ͅN̶̘̼̏͑͋̇͆̂E̮͉̞̞̱̖̗ͤͫ ͓̥̺̓̓͒̾̍Ǫ̍̃̔F̛͓̞͇͔̜̗̥́̔̆̓ͩͬ͊ ̘͈͔̖͓͕̍̇́ͅT̙̦͙̒̎H̑́ͭO̞͎͖̙͓̞͊͆S̬͓̑ͮ̓E̱͚͈͉̮͊͡ ͇̿ͯ̈ͤH̜͖̞̖̯̊̓ͮͦͬ̈O͈̠ͦ̃U̙̖̜̚R̃͆̓ͧ͒S̖͓̮̤
̬͗̒̓̃̽ͤͦA͚̯͇ͤ̈́̋̊Ň̵̻̳͚̝͍̣̖D͎̺̈́͞ ̜͕̩̱͗ͮ̋͗ͨA̫̯̯͕͆̏S͍̃͋ͮͣ ͔̫̦̣̦̩̊͡W̞̠̗̘̹̝̹̾ͭE͔̹͛͗͗̓ͬ ̇ͩ̊̈́ͣ̌S̱̹̞̺̮̺̍ͬ̽ͦͮ͢I͙̞͙̗͍̜͗T̞̤͉̭͈̹̓͊ ̨̭̰̫͙̑̑ͦ̏̐̈́͌H̻̞̘̳̏́E̺̰͓͔̘͛ͭ́̊̆R̹͍͇ͩ̓̓̽̀͂Ę,̗͜ ͇͔̱͈͡E͚̳̳͉̪͛̔͝N͕̰̻̍͡J͚̓̈̄̐̚O̘̩͕͆̏ͧ͡Y̗̳ͪ̐̑̉̋ͨ͆͟I̞͚̟̻̗N͈̖̪G̬͂̊ͬ͋̔ͫ̀ ͖̹͕̗͕̠̃̓͆̚͢ͅT͙̞̙͔̺̫̭̄̑̋ͦ͊ͭ̐̀H̩̤̤̳̉͐̕Ỉ͖͚ͪ͆S͚̠̖̤̈́̐͑͗͛̋̾͞ ̪͚̭̙̼͍̾́ͮͪ͂̋H̘̣̮̖͍̣O̠͇̺̦U̢͙̞̓̑ͪR̰̤͉̂ͭ͋̄,̥͙͇̣̌̋̄ ̸͍͔̪̬̼͈̏͑ͤT̼̯͍͉͉̪̠̏̂̊̓ͩͯ̇H̺̹͒̎̌͆E̩͍̱̣͎ͬͅ ̛̻̯̦̣͈̋ͧ͊̊Ṅ̵͍̌ͧ̇͑I̖̾̈́̔N̡̺͈̼̮̖̺͖̋͐ͨĚ̫̊̋ͩ̊͑̿̀T͇̜̍ͣ̆̎E͕ͭ̑͝E̛̩͔̳̥̫̦͍̓ͩ̄N̻͕̦̙̤̫ͮ̏̒͛̐͌͐Ṱ͈͓̪̟͔͇͠Ḥ͍̰͒ ̣͖͎͍̹̭͛̃ͯ̊̇̔̔H͌̾ͤͤ͑̂ͮO̫̘̬̹͎ͦ̀ͧͅU̟̣̜̼͐͂̍R̩̜̳̯͉̾ͣͭ̋,̤͕̺̜̭̘̫ͨ̒̓̋̃̊͗ ͍̠̤̭L̈̉E͔͈͇͕̾͠T͓̟̻͔̰̆̏͊͊ͣ̇͂'͕͈̦̣̝͉̔ͨ̂̕Sͦͩ̂ ̳̬͈̭̬̥̂Ś͇̙͘P͇̞̙̰̦̉Ä̰̘̖̟͙̰́̓ͅR͍ͯ́͋́ͭ̍E̳͚͎͓̠̤̳͊͒ ̯̫͉̹̟̾̄͛̓͑ͬA̻͙̤͒͊̊́̆͆͟ ̛̘̥͍͙̣M̧͈͋̄͐͐̈́ͤȮ̪͚͖̦͜MÈ͇̦̟̰̏͂̉̎̚N̽T͙̎ͭ̒̏͊ͬ͂,̗̹̊̂͌̾̏͆̋͡ ̿͌̊̀ͅṬͨ͛Ȍ̴̙͉̺̱͖̜͂ͤͬ ̪̬̳̮̪͆ͮ̍T͎̘͔̹̍̔̊ͬ̾ͧͭ́Ḧ͚̮̪̭I̘͊ͭ́̑͆̀̚N̢̬͍͓̼̗̞̗K̛̙̹͖̩͇̹̀ͤ̓͛̐ͪͨ ͉͙̱̥̬ͬ̈́̂Ō̯̻̙͔̮͇̔͛ͤ͢ͅF̹̼̯̝̤̿̔ͩ ̫͚̹͓̯ͯ̄͠T̹̖ͩ̀̚H͖͖̠͒̚O̗͙͙̤͇̭ͯ́̀͌̐S͚̩̙͇E̸͉͚͎͙̬͔̭͆̐͂ ̪͚̟̤͕̟͐ͪ̄ͣH͇͓͊ͅȮ̡͕̹̙͕͇̊ͦ̈ͪ̎̆U͎͐ͭ͒̒̄R͍̰̘͉̖̙̀̉ͣ̋̆S͈͓̬͈̪̋ͭ̈́̏̽ͦ͑͢ ̬̤̳̇̈́ͫṮ͖̼̙͇͕̾̈́ͯ̃̀ͮH͔̠͙̖̹̭͆̾͋̈A͚̦̺̺̳̩ͫ͂͒͘Ṱ̉̈͐̿̇̑ ̻͉̺̯̽̿͗͐̇ͧ̚Ã͖͈͈̖̻͚͗̂̈̔͐Ŕ̖̦͔̰̰̭̊͗ͬ̈͑͢E̹͇͑ͤ͐͋ͣ̕N͙̳̫͇ͪͮͯ̽͑̈́'̧͇̥̠ͣ̽T̟̾̈̊͒ͮ ͫ̒̑ͨQ͍̰̙̹̫̂́̚Ṵ̫̰ͧ̄̉̐̉ͅI̙̺̫͖̮͓̣͌ͮ͝T̰̂Ē̎ͫ͗͜ ̧̙̊̑͆ͬT̷͙H͖̞̟̬̰ͨͪ͑E͖̼̙̪̘̘͊̔͢ ̖̾͜N͎̹̞̜̪ͨI̪͚̳̦̬̻͒N͍̠͎͎̼̓̓̋E̴͇̹͚̞̭ͪ̉T̯͈͙̭ͤ̈͊̈́̃ͅȄ̙ͨ̒ͪ̋̚E͔ͯ͋́͆͋N͚̯̓̓̓ͭ̚T̐́̍́̒͆͠H̺̦͔̻͎̄̍̔͑̍ ͇̺̆̀̆̂̆́̑H̬̦̐̎̏̆͜O͙̗̗̿ͤͭ̀̈̋U̩͖̟̻̓̌͛̔͌̒R̙̭̱̼̤͉̉̈́̐ͪ̐ͯ͟
̉̌H̩̻̯͔͎̓̀̊ͨ̀Ô̗̳̭̑̾ͣ͟Uͣ̑R̳̖̹̬͔͑̄́̈ ̙E̖͇̟̹̖̻ͧ̏͐̈̌̕I̯̯̤̱͈̼̗̿͒̓͆̃̿͟G̮ͪ̍́ͭͨ̏H̵̤̓ͅT͙̺̻͔̰͛ͭ̆̍E̓̂̒͡E̻͇͚̓̓̽͡N̡̜͕̗̏ͨ̇ͭ.͂͛͂ͬ̃̽̿.̪͎̬ͧ.̧̳̺̱̺̝́͒̔͐ ̘͍̾̂̀A̤̻̬͔͍̞ͬ̇͗͑ͯÑ̨̖̰͉͎͓̱̾̀̂ͭ͂D̛͇̈́̂ͭ ̛͍̯͍ͣͨḨ̼͕̏͐Ǒ̼͙̘̙͉ͭ̂͂ͯͧU̗͋̀͗̉́͝R̸͖͇̳̘͇̘ͦ̊ ̯̿͗͌̈̄̈̔T̙͔ͤ́ͫ̇ͦW̻͈͍̻̤͝E̢͕͍̮͍̼N̨̼̠̭̝̫ͭ͑̈Ţ̺͇͕̩̫͙̥̓̽̉̈̚Y̟̩̣͖̖͖͑ͨͮ̊
͍̫̺͙͍ͤ͆̊̄̀̏̈
̬͕̖͐ͯW͇̩ͩ͂̓̄̒͆̕E͒ͩL̗̫̯̝ͮͨͮ̍͆̎̕C̦̱̼̳̝̰͖̃Ő̹̺̟͔̖͋̈́̿̎M̧̺̂̊ͣ͌E̯̮̻̫̻̼͔̎ͮ͑ͦ̈́̽ͬ ̫̎ͦ͛̌TÔ̞̹̝̦ͩ͋ͩͫͩ̽̀ ̱̰ͭͮ̍̉ͧT̯̗̍ͯ͂̊͗̃Hͮ̂̕E̵͎͖̬̫̓ ̧̈́̓̏Ņ̺ͤÌN̔͢ÊT̥̻̻̽͐ͫ́ͅE̴̜͔̠̖̖̙͌̾̾́É̸̺͇̳͔ͯ͊͆ͅṄ̻̜̖̇T̛̰̰̺̬͛̎̇ͫH̨͚̳͐̒̊̾͒ ̹̔H̴͉͎͛̉͊̔ͪỎ̡̱̳̣͗̉U̯͖̦͆ͫ̈́͂ͣ̈ͦR̷̯̰͙̬̤͓ͭ!

>> No.19654405

Even though nino said he doesn't care about any of that gay shit he still keeps the ame oshimark, just why? Could it be he actually cares?

>> No.19654424
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>00:00:01
Same, same.

>> No.19654525

>>19654405
tsundere

>> No.19655053

>Scraper literally not loading the data
lmao
Numbers Review delayed until the scraper feels like working.

>> No.19655113

>>19654267
>19:00:01
nasfaq in shambles

>> No.19658167

>>19619769
hmmmm

>> No.19658255

Live

>> No.19658439
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>>19658255
1 free she knows exactly what shes doing to bump the thread

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>>19655053
I smell a delectable red day

>> No.19660943
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>>19654267
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Saturday, March 3rd

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Noel's thumbnail lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKRQM_8iWnQ
what's it say where it normally says "Ocarina of Time"?

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>>19660943
>Warning: Large Image Ahead
>1.13 MB
liar

>> No.19667163

>>19663180
that marine great fairy is an actual work of art

>> No.19667363

>>19663180
家のオカタシ
"Okatashi of the house"
I have no clue what the fuck "Okatashi" is supposed to mean. I assume it's some ridiculous pun on 'ocarina' and some other word.
Well, it's either that, or some obscure Malaysian brand of pressure cooker.

>> No.19670551

>>19663180
did this ever have rushia in it and she removed her or was this made post-yab

>> No.19670662

>>19670551
Post yab https://twitter.com/blueta9810/status/1498683226847645697

>> No.19670868
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>>19670662
The 3dio Ganon was originally Rushia and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

>> No.19670878

>>19670551
the fairy has rushia's butterfly wings blindchama

>> No.19670957

>>19670868
lmao I just realized he was a fuckin ASMR mic
>>19670878
F

>> No.19672863
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19672863

So it's been almost 5 hours and I've tried to get the scraper to collect data about every 15 minutes, and it's not returning an error or outright denying me.
The wallet analyzer still works just fine, so it's not my account getting blocked again (and that returns an error anyway), so either the script I'm using is no longer functional for some reason, or the API is fucked somehow.
I will investigate further at some other time. Please note that this means Numbers Review and Morning Review are on forced hiatus until it is fixed. As the MOVE data relies on the scraper as well, it can't be helped.

>> No.19673201
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19673201

>>19672863

>> No.19673625

>>19672863
what endpoints are not working

>> No.19673691
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>>19672863
>API is fucked somehow
I am having no issues with the API.

>> No.19674357

>>19673625
getSuperchats and getMarketInfo aren't returning any errors, but are just going into loading forever. The wallet analyzer in the OP still works, so I'm going to double-check to make sure I didn't accidentally break something and try again tomorrow. For tonight, it's a wash.

>> No.19674701

>>19674357
they both work for me, must be the script

>> No.19675059

>>19674357
Both returned responses for me almost immediately as well. Not sure what's up on your end.

>> No.19675895
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19675895

Bets are up for divegrass matches tomorrow. Same rules as today, since those seem to have worked out.
Don't forget we have another weekend of this.

>> No.19677833

>>19675895
Betting is cringe

>> No.19679649
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19679649

Night, /nasfaq/
I did big monies today!

>> No.19681187

die

>> No.19682243

LIVE AGAIN

>> No.19682283
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19682283

the secret ship

>> No.19683552

Unfortunately, it seems like there isn't a lot of interest in Watame's chips

>> No.19683705

>>19682283
why?

>> No.19683735

>>19682283
shipperanon... your meds...

>> No.19684571
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I bet on /morig/ again today.

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>>19684571
Oh yeah, I almost forgot my Mori tithe. Bye, money.

>> No.19685789

Shipping and it's consequences have been a disaster for /nasfaqg/

>> No.19685987

>>19685789
I completely agree, fuck shipping

>> No.19686040

>>19685789
but I want to be shipped wtf

>> No.19686872
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>>19685789
>>19685987
>>19686040

>> No.19687059

>>19686872
Now I like shipping

>> No.19687421

>>19687059
Same, I've changed my mind

>> No.19688854

Scraper is working again.
Don't ask me how it was fixed. Probably RAM or something I dunno.

>> No.19690525
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>T̷̹̻̺͆̈́ͅh̵̯͙̩̿̇̏̆͘e̶̼̣̐̂͌̀̐ ̷͉̆̄̌V̵̫̔̈́̌o̶̧̨͚̼̒͌̇̽i̵̝̝̟̙̓̂̀d̶̰̽̍̊̃̉ has been infecting Hour 19
>Even Numbers Review has been caught up in it.
>BBB says they're going "to fight T̷̹̻̺͆̈́ͅh̵̯͙̩̿̇̏̆͘e̶̼̣̐̂͌̀̐ ̷͉̆̄̌V̵̫̔̈́̌o̶̧̨͚̼̒͌̇̽i̵̝̝̟̙̓̂̀d̶̰̽̍̊̃̉"
>Scraper used suddenly stops working
>Starts working the next day.
I want off this storyline. Voidfags AWAY.

>> No.19691941
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>>19686872
It looks a little weird, fixed it.

>> No.19692190

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>Botan :: $7,750.16
>Miko :: $5,696.55
>Lamy :: $5,466.34

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 39)
>Calliope :: -$17,609.37
>Marine :: -$10,275.18
>Roboco :: -$7,179.39

Overall Average Adjustment is -$683.21
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,879.56
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,194.58

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.
Data for yesterday's numbers review will be in the archive when I can devote time to collecting it manually, which will hopefully be today at some point.

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how retarded am I?

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>>19309124

>> No.19692244
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19692244

>>19692190
>Hiromoot straight up banished my image to the Shadow Realm
I'm gonna kill The Void if it's the last thing I do.

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>> No.19692456

>>19692195
why buy ui?

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>>19692195
Not very, hows mine?

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>>19692456
She is a good coin

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Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

>> No.19695063

die

>> No.19695299

>>19693653
holy based

>> No.19696117

Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>19628024

>> No.19696136

>>19696117
have you ever woken up on time

>> No.19696150

>>19696136
Yes

>> No.19696281

>>19696136
It's probably his day off or something.

>> No.19696557
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This will probably be the last adjustment I can play properly in the foreseeable future, sadly, the same thing applies to interacting with the thread and community, and while I don't want to call this a abayo since I'll try to pop up whenever I have time, it's really going to be hard from now on.
These past months have been amazing, who knew that number autism game could have such a great community, you've given me tons of good memories that I won't forget, so thank you for work Honk and devchamas.
Tampa
You were, are and will always be my fucking bro, we started around the same time and always looked at you with respect you audio autist, it was a pleasure bantering with you and I learned a lot from you, thank you for all you do, ffmpeg love, movie night love, and closing time kino love.
yfp
You are a really nice and caring person, a total bro, you've made look at things in a different way, I can say with absolute confidence that this past few months have been really fun and that you are also smart as hell, thank you for everything.
priestess
Just like bread is the reason I don't sell any Rushia, you are the reason I will never sell any Ina, you are without a doubt the guy I look up to the most, you, unknowingly, saved me at a time when I had no direction in my life, thanks to you, I looked into things I otherwise wouldn't have, working with you these past months was a blast and I got many memories that I'll always carry with me, boosting you to #1 was a treat. I really don't have the words to describe how much you mean for me.

If I didn't mention (you) there is not that I don't care about you, I could say thing like this about everyone, really, try me but tears do be hitting the keyboard and I don't want to go on for too long
I fucking love you all, Triangle, Smiles, Clocks, Joe, Xylo, tft, Lemony, Drey, Avarice, nenepro, Haaton the 1st, mogu, mofu, dansaa, kitsune holdings, Tora MI PUTO HERMANO, my kenzoku family, Harem, Matowa, Target, mikofag, sneed, Crest, Yonju, Heimin, Shion yo, spaghet, BBB, Pudding, Fab, plans, Ninjin, jup, rrat and FUCKING EVERYONE

Long LIVE nasfaq and glory to Miyatsuko
- With love, Applause "8man, Hachiman, Clapman, Plause, Pachi, Apple, Applesauce, Apples, ringo, fucking deadbeat, bratbeat"

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>>19696557
fuck

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>>19696557
It's really a shame, but at least it's not an abayo. So, until next time. And good luck!

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>>19696557
Stay strong, brother. We'll all make it.

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>>19696557

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>>19696557
Take care of yourself out there, you faggot. You'll be alright. and dont you dare forget the promise.

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>>19696557
I'm not good with words but please be happy, that's all I can ask. stay ballin no cap fr chief on god

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>>19696557
One more final: Fuck you, deadbeat.
I wish you well in wherever life's taking you. See ya around, Clapper.

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>>19696557
Good luck with real-life stuff and I hope you'll succeed at it! You've already shown what you can do with active play, so I doubt anyone will be able to deny your contributions to this thread (and to Miyatsuko).
We can still collaborate on numbers autism on weekends, if you have the time.

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>>19696557
Eh? But I dindu nuffin...
Dunno what stuff you're getting into over there but, take care, Applesauce.

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>>19696557
hachiman...

>> No.19697454

Good, another bites the dust.

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>>19696557
It's been a real honour, Applause. You've been a real bro, a stand-up guy. You brightened the place up a lot, and for that I thank you. I really hope this isn't the end, and that you're able to come back to us at some point in a regular fashion no pressure though, if you can't do it then you can't do it. You've given me good memories too, and I'm glad you were able to play with us and hang out every now and then.
Good luck with life, do the best you can for yourself

>> No.19697632

>>19696557
>Outing the clique on his way out
based

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>>19696557
catch ya, kenzobeat

>> No.19697996

>>19697632
Always knew deadbeats had beef with mogu and his merry band of faggots.

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>>19696557
Thanks for the fun times in the thread, global chat and the aggie, applesauce, see you again when you have time brother and lets play apex god fucking damn it Good luck!!!

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>>19696557
I dont know you well, but I hope you're doing well irl. Even if you don't come back, I'm sure you're a good lad who will be fine irl. Godspeed!

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>>19696557
abayo pachiman

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Hello there.
It has been called to my attention that there was no gambling breakdown yesterday. This was because of a number of factors, chief of which being I was unable to document the gambling results and didn't bother copying it down manually, but there was also a general lack of interest in the breakdowns on a macro level. This seems more like the kind of thing that people prefer to look at on the individual user level, which is already being handled by somebody else.
I don't have a problem doing it if there's actual interest, but as it is not market-important data I'm not gonna waste my time if nobody cares.

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>>19696557

>> No.19701186

>>19700304
is this your desk?

>> No.19701681

https://betting-iscringe.github.io/ for betting leaderboard
changelog:
Loads faster
No day 2 because I was dead

>> No.19701843

It's happening

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>>19701843
It is

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>>19696557
Please take care, Applause!!! You are incredible, and I'm sure you'll sort out whatever you are going through with ease!
But please don't fully go... I still have so much I want to ask... I still have to reply to your letter...
You've made cry 2 times in less than 24 hours, and now you are just going away? It hurts.

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>>19701922
It's impressive how dedicated you are to this, but you need to escape from your delusion anon

>> No.19702519

>$83,137,500 pool
Jesas

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>>19696557
Much love, applause! Take care with your endeavours!

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>>19696557
さらば友よ
hope you enjoy the movie recs
remember to watch daibosatsu touge

>> No.19702719

>>19702188
They can't, just ignore them

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>>19696557
see you soon...
hope life treats you well enough.

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>>19696557
i was too quiet to become relevant enough to be listed :O

godspeed my dude

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Do >we want /nasfaqg/ ASMR chants for next weekend? I don't have an ASMR mic, but I have fake bills and a bunch of coins I can use for sound effects.

>> No.19705932

>>19705890
Mikofag has some nice coins to do ASMR with.

>> No.19706001

>>19705932
>game about fake anime girls virtual stocks
>doing asmr with silver and gold coins
seems appropriate

>> No.19706163

>>19705890
I fucking hate ASMR, I'd rather have the ship schizo have a 20m chant about his reason for keep posting in this thread than an ASMR chant

>> No.19706200

>>19706163
what did asmr do to you anon

>> No.19706426

>>19706163
your loss

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>>19705932
I already made profit from that shit somehow (if I was selling, anyways)

>> No.19706587

>>19706163
I'm sorry for you anon

>> No.19706864

>>19705890
I still have some silver and a bunch of Zimbabwe dollars.

>> No.19706954

>>19706163
I only hate heartbeats ASMR

>> No.19707044

>>19706954
nigger what is wrong with you

>> No.19707167

>>19707044
I'm not >>19706163 but it's because I hate my own loud heartbeat

>> No.19707212

>>19706954
thats the one thats fucking good

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>>19707212
It's very annoying

>> No.19707606

>>19706200
It's annoying and cringe except when my oshi does it because she can't into asmr and it just becomes a quiet zatsu

>> No.19707933

>>19707260
record it, show us

>> No.19707973

>>19705890
/nasfaqg/ sings "No Tengo Dinero" when?

>> No.19709779

>>19707973
Didn't we try that already

>> No.19709973

>>19709779
I dont remember? I recall someone mentioning it once

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Hi-
For those who want the betting pool archive data and know how to access the API, I've added two new endpoints: /getBettingHistory which returns a list of the general pool information of all past bets, and /getBettingUserResults which takes either ?poolid OR ?userid and returns the user winnings for the pool/user requested. I'll be making this data accessible on the site eventually but for now you can use this to see.
floor id 2eae436d-f0cf-4284-beb9-b6040c365d85

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>>19696557
Farewell Aplauso. Hopefully we'll see you again soon.
Suerte con todo mi bro

>> No.19710176

>>19710031
based

>> No.19711500

Dead thread dead game

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I hadn't noticed how some leaderboards already have over 50% of market ownership.

>> No.19711886

>>19711806
Towa, Ame, and Polka all have had 50%+ off the top of my head.

>> No.19712382

>>19710031
>Honk reading my DMs and/or the Global Chat
Spooky.

>> No.19712577

>>19712382
Honk wouldn't do that

>> No.19712909

Bets for the last 3 matches distributed.

>> No.19713245

>>19712577
Honk would definitely do that

>> No.19714214

Back in January they said irys outfit reveal was going to be delayed, I've been stockpiling her for 3 months and I've yet to see the fucking announcement, I guess I can sell for her birthday tomorrow

>> No.19714927

>>19711806
Polka surprisingly has the most active oshiboard(mori doesn't count for obvious reasons). 4 of them are buying 24/7 as far as I know.

>> No.19716074

>>19710031
Hey, honk, can you make it so that getMarketInfo lets you pull ?all at a specific timestamp? When I try to pull historical data the API just returns basically everything for the past 12~24 hours, and I haven't found a filter that works to trim it down consistently. The timestamped data also isn't consistent across coins, so I can't call up one timestamp and say "give me all the market data for this timestamp". Not sure if that's supposed to be the case or not.

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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̸̝͉̺͍̄̌́̍̑̈ͬH͓̬͚̺ͮ̏̑͢O͔̯̥͛̄ͅŨ͕̳̺͈͓͈̤͒̾ͦͨ̀̈R͇̖̜͔̼ͭ ̱̙́̿̏̀N̓ͦĨ̤̩͖̺͚̳̪ͨ͗N͈̘̙̼̒͒Ẻ͍̹̫̫͌̊̈́͒ͅͅT̥̰̯ͦ̈́̈́ͯE̡E̛̯̤͖͇̮N̜̻͎ͨ̓̊̾ͯͅͅ.͙̜ͤ̀.̹̬̰͑̎̓̀.̣͚͉͈̭̜͆̓̐́ͧ̚
T̵ͩ̏̓ͫ͛͛H̜̭̒͞E͈͙̙̬̍̓ͬͫ͂.̣̯͉̏̏͛.̶̪͈͍̓̌ͯ͗̒̚.͑̐̔͊ͩ ͧ̇̆͑̔N̷̰̟̗͍̮ͅI̺͕̙̦̋͗̿ͯ͒N͕͘E̻͊̋͒̎̀T̼̺̘̀́E̟̳̼̮̗E̢̻̹̓ͤͭͧ͂̒̚N̹ͦ͊ͣ̍̒ͯ͡T̶̘̯̗͚̣̩̗̿H̷ͅ ͚͇̫̫̬͗ͨ̂̇̚H̬O̬͡Ụ̬͖̙̹͎̉͗̃̓͐Rͩͭ͒̚
̇͐̃ͤ̓̆̚I͚̱ͩ̑̒̊ͩ̾T͈̯̟ͪ̒̈́̈̍̽͛'͉̹͋ͅS̱̤̒̍̂ͣͯ ̢͔͍̗̊̓N̖̤͍͇̙̐ͤ̽̒͑ͯÖ̘͇̠̩͔͉̾̾T̠̭́ͬ̃ͦ͑͆̚ ͖̰̐̏ͤT̝̰̙͉̟̞͊́̂ͣ̆̈́͐͘H̰͈͙̥͒͛̓E̯̦̯̱͛̋̈ͣ ̻̩͖̰̺̊ͤ͑̈͐S̙̘̳̆͂̓̋E̙͍̻̩͋͆͂ͅV͓̟̈̊ͅE̩͚͍͇̝͆̾ͨ̚Ṉ̸͔̜͔̈̓͋T͕͍̪̣̤͓͎̄ͧẺ̼̘̫̞̏̏E̯͉͒ͧ̄ͦ̓ͧṊ̨͖͕̮̥͖͍̃̌T̠̭̰̱ͣ̔͆H͔͇̩̩͕̏͊ͬ ̨̗̦ͧ̃͆̓̂͛Ḣ̨ͮ͊̈ͪO̬͚̦̮̯͎̟͋U̘̦͔̤̳̣͉̔́͒ͪͩ̑R̶͇̠̬̮̬͇̥̉ͭͤ̂͆̀̃
̞͍͖̰̌̈̔̐I̴̹͍̫̘͈͖̘̒̓̋ͩͧT̝̥̳̱̜̉̀̂ͧ̇̓̋'͍̜̤ͣS̱͖̗͕̰̪͇͆̍ͮ̈́ͯ ̮̬̜̜̟Nͤ̇ͫ͠O̖̙̗͙͈̎͆ͤ̚T̷̙̺̹̟͖̠̐ͩͣ͒̽̽ ̡̰̼̝T͙̙͋H̤̗͓̩͗̔ͫͦ̍̒Ě̘͔̥̳̔.̢̀͐͋ͫ͌̌.͔̭͙̜̗̟͇̑ͨ͐̓.͖̰͙̐̎ͩ̈́̊͒ ͇͈̺̗̳̒́̎͑ͣ͐͜Ǹ̰̪̳ͮͬ́IN͈̻̩͔̟̔̿͊̀̿ͮ͑̕T̫̳̣̪͇̂̎ͩH̝̥̺̱ͅ ̌̂̂̂̚H̭̠͇̥̠̱͞O̖̩̳̙̻̯̔̒̇Ū̬̙̣̋̏̌ͫ͐Ṟ͇
̶͍͖͔̳̗ͫ̂ͨ̈ͅIͬ́̾̉͊T̶̘͇̤̐ͪͬ̒͂̄ͅ'͙͕S̳̥̙̽ ̳̹̗̻̯̩ͩH̘͇̞̱̤̭͗̃̈́̇ͫ͟O͎ͩ͊̐̊̽͌͜Û̼̤̯͚̯̖̂ͭ́͠R̩̰̾ ̢͕̝̳͇ͤ͋ͬ̿͆N̵͍̜̣̪̫̳̉ͦ̽͆̎̿̒I̬̮͎̠̝N̵̤̤̜̘̭̣̄͐̄̾ͤ́Ȇ̮̩T̪͙̜͂̂͆ͫ̃Ė̑̒́E̘̼͍̒͑͊ͫͨͪN̩̯̥̎̀̐ͣ
͙̭͑ͬ̇̆̏͂͋Ò̭̄͑ͦ̽ͫN̐ͤ͒͑̈́͝E̗͈̙̙̹̪͆̃̐͟.͉͕̇͗͞.̹͈̟͚̠ͤ.̹͙̰̦̗̽̑̔̽ ̭̣͍̼̪ͪͬ͝ͅN̥̮̹̭̻̈́͋͑ͭÎ͇̤̮̓̒Ṇ̹̯̤̆̇̆̆Ě̳̣̰̥̰̃̍.̛̝͙̭͚͇ͪͪ̾.͔͓͒͊ͪ̄.̮͆͘ͅ
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̡͉̘̺̩̫̦̼̄͋ͭͬ̄̀I̧̖̦͉̦͉͛͌̈́́N͐̍ͫ̾͝ ͫ̕Ṯ̙̖̙̌̉̚ͅH̺ͫͭÂ͓̩̜̾̒T̛͇̞̟̩̾̉ͤ̑,̖͓̪̱͓ͩͅ ̶͈̬̟ͫ̋ͮH̦̗̜̮̊́ͨ͒͊̐ͯO͓͎̭͎̐̚͠Ṳ̧̯̟̙͖͐͑ͯͣ͆̽R͍̬͉̰̩ͫͫ͋̒́͠ ̦N̗͛I̿̊̆̊͆N̗̖̯̗͌ͧͩ̋͠E͙̬̕T́̾̐̑ͫE̸̽̔̏̏̄E̵̤̦ͧ̾̒͗N̞̯̍̑̌͛̓̏̚͜,̞̫̰̣͋ ͖̣̪̻̹̤̭I͇̱̫̝̖̣̥ͮ͆̈́͋̇͝S̡ ͉̠͇͕͚͓̈ͬ̾ͨ̎͐͟T̂̌͞H̞̑̆̌ͯ̎̓͢E̛͙̣ͭ̆͗̿̉͑ ̬̞̥̎̽̈̓̄͝N͎̑ͬ̋I̹̪̎͒̊͗̍̔N̖̮̹͂̊Eͯ̐̈́́T̔̿ͩ͒̓͞E̹̘͇̱͌̍Ě̖ͤ͂̇͠N̪͙̩͖̳͌̽T̻͓̥̘̎͗Ḧ̻͚̬̰̼̘̄ͩ͊̆̌ ̷͉͉̾ͧ̈́̉̇̋̽H̳̼̼͔̒̐ͬͯ̀O̭̤̮ͭ̄͂̈ͤ̇UͨͧR͟,̰̰̫ͭ̆̃̂ ̳̫͗͛̄̌͞N̠̄̾̒́O͊Ţ͕͕̿̏͂.̨̼͉̺̹.̢̖͓̭̫͈ͣ̇͗̑ͪ͛ͅ.̵͎̱͈̣̦̺̳ͮ̓ͣͭ͛ ̜̰͙͚͇̋ͪ͑A̟͚̬̼͍̳̥ͮ̆̇̆̑̚͝N̹̙̪̗͚̭̓̏̄ͭͨ̌Y͙͎̺͖̖̻̋ͅ ͔̻͖̝̳̺̉̋̾̐Õ̒ͭ̏̒͐͟T̗̩ͤH̻̫̽E͚̣̹͇͠Ř͇̆͗̂̄ ̦̗̣̿̉̈͐̍ͫ̈́ͅH̥ͤ̓͠Ǒ͍͊̎̊͊́U͕͇̳̘̘ͯ̆͊̂́R̷̻̤͈̗ͤ
̶̟̼͖̦̤̑̃͗͛V͈͇̮̻̘͕ͪͯ̈́̉̈̂̀͟E͉̎̌̏͢Ŕ̨̜̠̳̟͑̈́Ȳ͓̻̪̣̃̾́̈͐̀ ̰̠͖FͭE͆ͦW̛̖͚̣͖̯̭ͭ͊̑̑͛ͭ ̬̪̦̖̮͆ͣͪ̈́͌̋̉H̪̻̊̉̽͒̇͢O̦̠̤̭̝͓̓̕U̴̙̬̟͙̩̮ͬͩ͐́̋͌ͤRͩͤ̆ͯ̌Ś͚̤̣̖͈̭̿̉ͬͦ͊̎ ̛͚̰̞̗̐C͙͍͇̯͔̃͢A͔ͨ͒͞N͚ͦ̔ͦ̽ ̦̰̼̬̖C͓͈̥̣̥̒̎ͨ̏̾ͅL̥̐A̟̻̯̩̰̋̈́I̴̬̺͚̩̟̹ͦ͐͂̈́̔̒͐ͅM͙͇ ̟̰͇͓̆̓̈͐̆͢T̫͔̙̩͓͙͓͛ͨȪ̴̙̬͙͚̟̉ͧͧͮͨ ̧̼͔ͯ̓ͫ̀̎ͭ̚B̴̭̂́É̸̞̞͙̈ͯ̀ͬ ͔̳͛T̮̬̻̻̼̖̐̏̍̍ͤ͑̀H̭̙̉̐̔͠ͅE̯̬̘̮̮ ̱̭͕̃̌̾̉̉͆͜N̳̙͍͓̘̖̂͛͋͊͜Ḭ̹̹̙̯̳̏̑͒ͦ̏N̷̩Ė̮͕̝͎ͪͩṬE̜͈̥̘̠͎ͭͭͤE̟̚N͔̹ͯ̔̍ͣ͘T̷̖̭̩̤͓͚ͨͨ̋ͅH̐̈ ͉̮͇͑̄ͧͭ͘H̛̝̹̙͇̰̤̝̉O͍̿U̯̩̭̼͍͓ͩ̒ͯ̓ͭ̂̕R̮͚̎
͖̘̦͎ͯ̓͑͠Ţ̜̱͚̒H̄̍̑̃̿̽ͣI̗ͣ͒͛̂̆Sͪ̆ͩ ͍̹̾ͮ͌̃͊H͔̩̼̱͛Ǒ͕͌̓̂U̘̭͚̱̝ͩ̈́̇̽R̹̹͚̝̜̝̙̋͑̌̈ͦ̒͠.̟̫͎̣̞̦̈̔ͩͤ̿̊ͩ͠.̻̙͙̱͉̒̚.̝͓͉̝͐ͭ̈̽̓̉̀ ̰̜̎͐̊ͅI̡͉͍S͕̣̦ͧ̓̄͆ͦ͗ ̂͆́O͂ͭN͚̺͖̥̤̓ͨ̏̉̎͒E̙̬̹̞̠ ̙̻̻̱̔̂͐O͎̮̬̩̍ͫ͋̋͞F̦̓͒ͮ̂ ͙̹̗͇ͮ͊ͫ͑ͧ̎͡T̮̤̠͍̩̞H̵͈̩̄ͤ̾͗̽̍̚O̯̻̦̘̼͊ͧ̔̓͜S̈́Ȩ̹̘͉ ̬͉̽̇̓̍ͤ̆Ḥ̨͇̠̣̐ͤͩͩͧO̹̯̯̺̙̯̿͐U͇̼ͧ̒͋ͮ͘R͕̬̯̈́͂̑̓́͒S̨͔̦̙̾̍̉ͩ̓̚
̪̰̞͈̜̉͆ͅA̙̪͔͎͇̿̍̿ͮ͊ͣN͎̮̩̖̞̾́̂ͩ̌̀̎D̵͑ ̗̝̫̜͠A̰͉̟̳ͭ̃̉̓ͅS̴̝̺ ͖͓̮̬͖̣͊̓ͭ͘Ŵ̺̤̭̠̔ͩͯͩ̒̊ͅE̖̫̥̊ ͮͩͭ͊S̺̥̹̰̼͍ͭ̋̐I̸͆̽ͮ̑ͬͨT̜̰̪͚̣͈̗̑ͬ̑ͧ̿ͮͭ H̥̠̻̮̊̓̃ͮͣ̈́͜E̬͍̼͡ͅR̳̣͒͛E̬͈̋̏̑ͪͣ,̓̓ ̈́̑̋̀Ȩ͓͈͔̖̦̩̬̾ͤͦ͋͂Ṇ̻̩̠ͨ̉̌͌͡J͍̀ͪ͂Ọ̬͊ͩͩ̈Y̜͎̝̻̗̳͉̑ͪ̽I̯N̙̉G͙͋ ̧̖͔̗̣̹̥͒͆T̔ͬ͌͛̀͡Ḩ͂ͪ̿̔ͦ̇͒I͖̤̪̜ͬ͗ͤS̔̎͌̀ ̫̞͖́̊ͯH͢O̟͙̤͉̙̤̥͒͛ͮ̀ͭͧ͒͞U͊̊ͬ͂͌R̗̫̞̳͇̮͑̈́ͅ,̀͊̇ͦͪ͜ ͈̳͖̄͐̃̆͗̓́T̢͇̊H̛͖̯̻ͫE̼̣͈ͦ̎̇̈ ͑ͪ̓̔̽ͮͦN̔̎͋͆̓̋I͇͓̖̫͎̭ͦ̚͘N͖ͨ̌̓͡E͎̘ͯ̽̎̓T̯̫͠E̘͇͍͒E̩͕̟̖̪ͩ̄Ņ̪̝̟̠͙̻̓͊͗̌͂ͣT͍ͨ̉̊̔̒ͅH̛͕̭̥͈͕̀ͅ ̘̣̫ͦ͋̆ͯ̀H̜́̇͂͛̆̋ͅO̭͉͒̉͠U͓̥̒̓R̦̤̱͂͑ͫ̈́̽,͖̘̾̀ ̩̱̖͆̌̈́̈́͛ͣ̍͟L̗͓̠̤͒͗E͉̦̓ͨͫ͠T̺͖͇̹͗ͫ̃̚͢ͅ'S͎̯͕̃̍͌̐͡ ̠̭̮͔͋̎̈Š̝̯̳͍̖̜̖͂́͐ͤ͋P̧͚̣̱̜ͯ͊̇̉̄ͧA̶̯ͨͨ̇̎̇͂R̛͉̰͙̘͎̝͆̆̃̃ͨͣ̓E̖͓̟͚̻̪̋͞ͅ ̶̦̺͒͌̈́̈́ͩ̌̿A̛ͦͪ ̝̓͢M̜̻̦͓ͬ̌ͦ͒̌̂̾͜O̭̼͙̫̎ͤ̔̿ͪM͚̹͕͋Ë̳̰̭̖̗̣́̄N͚̿̚T̯̯͂ͩ,͚̫̬͉̞͙̊̆ͯ́͑̃ ͚̖̩T̻̫͚̪͙̼ͧ̊ͅO̯̟̦͈͉̖̣ͯ ̣͈̤͉̘̤́̒ͭT̥̳͓̥͕̩̾͢H̹̤̟͚͍̉ͭ͒̈̿́̚I̟͛̓͊̑̉NK̥̎̽ͪ̀̔̈́͒ ͖͙̖̜̖̝͆̃͑O̙ͬ̌̄ͩ̐́F̪̱̜͖̜ͤ̉͋̄͒ ̶͙̣̽ͮͪͭ̌̏T̈H͈̦̽̽ͦ̐̄ͪ̊O̺̖͉͒̾͊̊ͩS͉̻̪̝̘̬͔ͮ̄E̹͔̣̠ͧ̊̈ ̰͈̳̥̱̯̹ͧ̏̈́ͦͭͫH̡͋̈̌̆̾̎O͓͈̙ͪ͂̆̀ͯ͛Ȗ̼̭͎͍̔ͨͪ̄R̭̍ͮ̌͋̀̀Sͪ͛͋̾ ̱͖̞̫̩̫̯͑͢Ț͎̱̹̙ͩ̋H̢̖͈̦ͯ͆͌̑͗̒̊Ǎ͉̰͓̹͎͞Ṫ̖̣̪̻͚͈͖͢ ̒͊ͣͭ̈ͬẠ͖̜̙͙̗̄R̨͍ͫ̃ͫ̋̍E͉͓̠̥̕N̖͕͛'͍̯͉̀̎́͂ͣ͛̕ͅT̩̘̖̳͐ ̧̫̺̟̰̤̙͚̌Q͕̻͉̌̈́ͬͯỤ̫̫ͫ̾̌̿̂Î̢ͦ͋̓T͈̰̩̽͛ͫ͊̏ͯ̀E͇̯̹̫͇̖̿ͬ̍̎͊ͤ ͉̝͚͝T̬̺̻ͤͣ͋H̴̥̟͑̉ͭ̊ͭ̊E͔̳̝̮̣̾̊ͣͧ̐͒ ͕̥͍̥ͮ͒ͤ͂ͅN͇͚̮̤̙̮͔̽̑̆͡I̱͖̝̩N͎̬̯͒ͯͦ́ͬ͘E̦͎͚̓Ṭ͗Ȩ̰͐͗ͪȨ̥̉N͖̩̞̖ͪͯ͛̌̔T͇͇̼͖̘͙̊Hͩ̎̇̄̈ͤ ̞̯́͗͜ͅH̴̼̞̘͇̜̐͑͑Ò̩̞͚̥̪̘͖ͤU̢̯̫̟̼̠R̮̥͉̩̣ͬͧ͗́̾̈́
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̤͓̟̠̥̣̠ͪ̈́͌ͣ͘W̑͊̊ͤĒ̞̦̝ͩL͚̘̞̃ͬ͆̚͢C̵͕̻ͧOͪ̎͗̏̌̚͢Ṃ̦̻̱͈̯̣̓͢E͓̭̬͉̼͎ͨ͑͠ ̿̓T̮̦̩̯Ö̘̥́ͭ͡ ͪ͛̇͒̀T̟̹̼̯̣̦ͣ̈̎ͅH̯͚̗̬̻̹̝ͯ̂̔͞Ề͑͌ ̯̣͓̱̔Ṉ͇̼̭ͤͩ̉̾̐͗͟I̹͍̟̹͕̓͘N͙̽̍̊̀͟E͓͇̥̹̳̦ͦ̇̒̒̃͛ͯT̪̘̠͍͉̥ͣͭͫͬ̈́̈̂͜ͅE̤ͨ͗̀̚E͖̼̜̼̝̫͇͛̉̕N̝̦̜̹ͮ͒͂ͣ̉T͕̝͓͕̬͍̳͐̾͐͒H͉͕̮̪̯͕̀̉̇̂̓̒ ͇͖͌̌̔́̽H͖̣̊̓ͅO͈̼͉̤̺̩̜ͩ̓U̝̰̮ͦ̉̌Ṛ͖̰̥͎̮̓̓͝!̘̓͛ͫ̆͆ͩ̀

>> No.19722110
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19722110

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data for today collected at Cycle 60.
Data from yesterday restored manually, from Cycle 60. The Void can kiss my ass today.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 16,210,904, a 0.58% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 261,466. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,354,350 shares, or 8.35% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 35,055 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 45):
>Nana :: +3.8%
>Ui :: +3.5%
>Marine :: +2.8%
>Choco & Nene :: +2.6%
>Kanata :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Nabi :: -4.1%
>Watame :: -3.2%
>Roboco :: -3.1%
>Ina'nis :: -2.5%
>Aki :: -1.9%

2 coins (Sana, Matsuri) had a net 0% change in volume today.
24 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $186,800.27, which is a decrease of 0.22% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $379,869,245,076.69, which is a decrease of 3.29% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,432.95. A total of 17 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $35,256,750,700.50 in total market value, or 9.28% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $251,800,415.55 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 44):
>Nabi :: +28.8%
>Botan :: +24.6%
>Miko :: +16.8%
>Aki :: +13.9%
>Korone :: +12.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 18):
>Roboco :: -40.4%
>Calliope :: -36.6%
>Watame :: -22.7%
>Pochimaru :: -17.4%
>Noel :: -16.3%

22 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $425,400,820, which is a decrease of 59.85% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $248,260,646.16 today, a decrease of -64.80% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Mio :: +7.5%
>Reine :: +6%
>Calliope :: +5.8%
>Ayame :: +5%
>Gura & Ayamy :: +2.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Kiara, Ollie, Amelia, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Watame) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>8 coins (Flare, Haato, Laplus, Baelz, Melfissa, Reine, Risu, Coco) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Calliope :: $575.53 Up
>Marine :: $547.88 Up
>Kanata :: $311.73 Up
>Miko :: -$296.90 Down
>Botan :: -$289.60 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayame :: -$0.85 Down
>Coco :: $4.16 Up
>Shion :: -$4.43 Down
>Iofi :: -$5.64 Down
>Ollie :: $9.27 Up

Overall Average movement was $32.29 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $89.11 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$96.29 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to not fuck with The Void, destroy all Void on sight, and don't listen to the temptations of Voidfags.

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>>19720227

>> No.19722488
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Tax is so insane. It's more than half of my total money!

>> No.19722631 [SPOILER] 
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>>19722488
It's alright.

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>>19722631
That's MASSIVE!

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>>19696557
didn't know you too well but I considered you my pseudo-rival since we were crabbing in the 70s. Take care apples hope you do well!

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>>19722888
Please anon, it's not that big.

>> No.19723158

>>19723121
please do not show that off its sickening

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>>19723158

>> No.19723230

>>19723193
uh 2mil short mate

>> No.19723291

>>19723193
please don't wave that thing around anon no one wants to see it and its not even as big as the other guy's

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>>19723121
How is that not BIG

>> No.19723675

>>19723413
It's not the size that matters, it's how you spend it.

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>>19723121
I just realized we had it easier than the new accounts. I only have 200M paid to broker and I'm on billions total networth

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>>19723675
I feel I'm spending mine very wrong.

>> No.19724253

>>19723699
True, and they affect day trading the most which is the main income of new accounts. Oh well.

>> No.19724348

>>19723888
That's the spirit.

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19724533

>>19723291

>> No.19724720

>>19724253
honk really should disable taxes for newer accounts till they hit a certain total liquid

>> No.19724794

>>19724720
>tax the rich

>> No.19724863

>>19724720
>honk really should disable taxes
ftfy

>> No.19724941

>>19724794
this but unironically

>> No.19725122

Updated betting leaderboard with day 2 profits, other columns unaffected

>> No.19725136
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19725136

>>19696557
See you Applause! Thank you for giving advice on how to play NASFAQ easier and what play to do with my total balance back then. I'm only in my rank right now all because of you!
Take good care of your self!

>> No.19725350

>>19722488
My payment to the broker is twice what I currently have

>> No.19725616

>>19725122
>top 2 max betters are both max profit
was expecting them to be the most minus. those amount of total bet though

>> No.19725915

>>19725616
If it wasn't for the draws I think they would have been a lot lower.

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>>19725350
You're doing something very, very wrong more than me.

>> No.19726576

>>19726118
My total paid to the broker is just $650k but I don't even know how it is that much since I just try to buy/sell brap coin and do some betting here and there. All together my bets are about even or a slight net gain too.

>> No.19727108

>>19725350
... twice your liquid?

>> No.19727441
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>>19726576
Actually asked a similar question weeks ago but my case was just half of my total money, got a reply that says it was normal.
Tried to find the reason for it other than my 2x sell that I had no other choice but to do and I totally forgot that buying 1x HAS a tax, maybe thats why? Maybe you're using 2x too much since I abandoned using 1x this week and my taxes ramped up to >>19722488 from half of my total moneys.

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19727462

>>19727108
Yeah. I've only been at this for 2 months mainly for betting on things.

>> No.19727518

>>19727462
dont think betting even taxes you or im wrong

>> No.19727624

>>19727518
That is why I'm so confused. I haven't even had that broker paid amount before in cash.

>> No.19727900

>>19727462
Looks like you are multibuying and multiselling everyday. People who are only daytrading should stick to x1 buying and selling for each cycle until they are managing multiple coins with amounts over 100.

>> No.19727930

>>19727624
do you do any of the followings: multi trading, auction buying and selling, and gacha? not sure if gacha taxes but adding it anyways. other than these i dont know what else taxes
the pros at these are away and one abayod

>> No.19728134
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19728134

>>19727900
>>19727930
Not every day, but only purchases or sells of mori when it dips/rises. No auction or gacha either.

>> No.19728241

>irys new cover
ohhhhh i'm buying

>> No.19728395

>>19728134
that's probably why. the taxes can be very suffering and surprising for newer accounts especially to those who tries to take of the most of the dips with multibuy

>> No.19728532

>>19728395
So multibuy is a multiplier on taxes more than usual or is the math just a bit weird?

>> No.19728781

>>19728134
The benchmark is not very useful. I wouldn't rely on it too much.

I agree with >>19728395 100%. Mutliselling is particularly punishing for newer players.

>> No.19728939

>>19728532
forgot the exact multipliers with them and where to find them too lazy to archivereps but the tax rate becomes higher the higher the amount of multibuy/sell ex: 1.5% at x1, 2% at 2x 2.5% at 3x and so on until 15% at max. do you go more than 2x because i feel like you do with that amount of tax

>> No.19728978

>>19728939
Yes. I don't see shit about taxrate going up with multibuy in the info page.

>> No.19729098

>>19728978
it was something more discussed in the thread and floor back then with the 10x multi trading update. honk should really add that multi tax rate info

>> No.19729297

>>19728978
>>19729098
actually its on the info, really isnt just explained much
>You can buy and sell up to 10 coins at once. Use the tabs that appear on the side of the buy and sell buttons to change the quantity to be traded. You can also set the quantity in the autotrader. There is a flat tax rate of 4.5% per coin on buying, and 3% on selling. If you have credits, the fee would be taken out of your credit total rather than your balance.

>> No.19729443

>>19729297
I don't see how "Flat tax" = "Flat tax and increases with multibuy"

>> No.19729534

>>19619769
THE DAY TODAY!

>> No.19729547
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>>19728978
>There is a flat tax rate of 4.5% per coin on buying, and 3% on selling.
It is there, but the wording on it is a bit confusing and it also doesn't mention that selling has no taxes.
The F.U.C.K reports has this table for quick maths but it goes like this
Buying: tax on each coin bought = price * (4.5% * multibuy)
Selling: tax on each coin sold = price * (3% * multisell) zero tax if not 1x

>> No.19729708

>>19729443
yeah it really is isnt explained much and misleading refer to >>19729547 really helpful for newer accounts

>> No.19729927

>>19729547
*zero tax if selling 1x

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19729929

>>19729547
>>19729708
>been buying/selling at x6 and up this whole time
Fuck

>> No.19730022

>>19729929
>x6
holy shit what have you done

>> No.19730070

>>19730022
Apparently play by and be taxed by rules I didn't know existed.

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19730207

>>19729929
>and up

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19730266

>>19729929
>x6 and up
...I don't even touch 5x and above unless it is a really good deal

>> No.19730298

>>19730070
you were basically playing on dante must die difficulty i fucking kneel

>> No.19730349

>>19730207
>>19730266
>>19730298
I just thought that multibuy was a way to save time on buying/selling.

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>>19730349

>> No.19730431

>>19730349
i wish it was but the truth is it's mainly for the oshicoiners. x2 to x3 should be viable, probably

>> No.19730498

>>19730349
>way to save time
I guess it is? But convenience has a price and for you it apparently is worth 600k

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>>19730349
I would legit rope if I were you

>> No.19730703

>>19730385
>>19730431
>>19730498
>>19730610
Like I said, didn't know that was a thing.

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>>19730703
its okay anon we all make mistakes, your mistake is dante must die level of mistake FOR TWO MONTHS and is very kneel worthy

>> No.19730936

>>19730893
I guess I'll be able to see my stonks go up at a faster rate now.

>> No.19731217
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19731217

I suggested having these taxes more visible last week. This was mostly due to people continuously having issues understanding what is written on the info page. The info page is correct, but people do not understand. Why are we all idiots?

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>>19730936
be proud of your forever higher paid taxes than your total income, you're probably the only one with that achievement. you're basically playing nasfaq more real than all of us combined
you're at real life levels of income and tax management without tax evasion

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19731431

i only watch pekora, what do i answer to these two

>> No.19731627 [DELETED] 

>>19731431
>>19516899

>> No.19732286

>>19731431
i'll spoonfeed you one. chocoball for abayo, for towa... we got at least 20+? answers, just add ... at the end.

>> No.19733372
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w..woah...

>> No.19734592

>>19733372
Congratulations! See you in the top 100 soon
huh it's been just over a month since you started but it felt longer than that, especially with all these happenings

>> No.19734714

>>19734592
hopefully soon. thats a huge jump though, comparatively.
it does feel like its been a lot longer. the last 2 weeks have been pretty big...

>> No.19736110

>>19731431
new nousagi

>> No.19738627

>>19696557
Abayo, we didn't really talk much but you still contributed to the thread so I'll miss you
>>19702142
>spoiler
I'm so confused right now, smart fandead was with Applause?

>> No.19738791

>>19738627
i'm pretty sure it was Tri but all deadbeats are the same

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