/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHLYLNNoa6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHLYLNNoa6o

gothic grouper

LETS GO

>>19645641
I don't have enough UOH for this

Gura is my stepsister-girlfriend!!!

Gura is cool

>Thread was down so long the shrimps just fucking died

F for the fallen.

>>19646084
The strongest chumbud

>>19646084
Go away fatto catto.

buds i want you all to make it. go make gura proud. start by doing something small today and work your way up to build good habits that will get you where you want to be 5 years from now. when gura graduates one day, we'll all tell her how much she helped us. there is no better farewell gift than that

>>19645641
just pedophile who watch her

>>19646563
nigger why so sentimental

>>19646223
No, fuck off cuck.

grebble gort

I will correct this brat.

>>19646563
Ok Gura.

>>19646563
Whatever you say Gura.

>>19645641
Uooooohhhh

I love you gura

>>19646563
I'm doing alright.
I just spend all night forkin' and shippin'. My pay to hard work ratio is better than a lot of people in my area. Comfy.

>>19646960
>Forklift Certs in the genny
Thank you for your service.

>>19646563
Shark loli hands typed this post

>>19646817
Child's belly and chest!!! Erotic!!!

daily reminder to instantly invalidate all falseflaggers attempting to DO THE NEEDFUL SIR

>>19645641
Holy cunny.

>>19646563
I want to be married to her within 5 years.

>>19646994
Every minute on a lift I must face the fear of possibly running into some ped in a hurry, and they're all in a hurry.
It's a good thing I'm good at my job.

I miss Gura playing games with Rebecca

Just 2 weeks to see her swing her shark tail for real.

You remember that time she turned herself into cheese?

>>19647493
How many of us will survive?

>>19645641
she is simply too based for liking this on twitter

>>19647543
Classic Gawr Gouda! I laugh every time!

>>19647421
My neighbors grandson was just killed by a forklift, forklifts are scary.

>>19647620
spoonfeed me on audio files please!!!!

>>19645641
https://litter.catbox.moe/hoaz32.jpg

I'm in love with Gura!

>>19647543
I was cheesed to meet her

>>19647853

>>19647853
TuT

Are soundposts broken for anyone else or do I need to fix the extension or something

>>19645641
https://streamable.com/rvtda6

>>19648014
yes its broken just wait for it to come back

>>19648014
Catbox is down.

>>19648014
catbox just shit itself again

>>19647639
The more new situations I find myself in on a forklift, the more I realize that most people should never be on one of these.
So anyways Gura loves forklift operators let's go!

>>19648027
wdsdib...

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>19648027
Is there anything her tiny hands won't drop?

>>19647413
Sorry to crush your dreams because I WILL be married to her within 5 years

>>19648418
Is she sitting in a puddle of piss?

>>19648586
Yeah mine

>>19648327
Nigga what?

>>19648711
Be honest, how new are you?

What does this little slut do in her off time where she cant be streaming 1-8 mon through friday

>>19647467
Hopefully more games with Rebecca soon.

>>19648504
yeah, me
until i'm above her mouth

I hope she reads supers tonight, pretty sure this game isn't that long but I know in the past she sometimes doesn't read them if she hurts her voice screaming. Should be a good stream either way

>>19648766
No idea. Don't care. Prob something sweet and wholesome.

>>19648766
me

>>19647853
TuT

>Gura playing horror kusoge
home...

>>19648752
7+ letter abbreviations are retarded

>>19649011
Begone tourist

>>19649011
Well it's a 6 letter abbreviation.

>>19649011
>newfag
>Iphone poster
Fuck off

>>19649079
>can count
Not a real Gura fan

>>19649175
We need to be able to count cause she cant. That's why she loves us.

You tell Gura to move closer towards you. She visibly considers disobedience, but decides that complying with such an apparently harmless order is safe, for now. Once she's close, you hold her face in your palms and take a moment to gaze deeply into her blue eyes.
She finds the intense attention from you troubling, and she looks down after a moment, her lower lip trembling with nervousness. You walk around her, drawing closer and slowly resting your hand on her head.
You let it rest for a few seconds to get her accustomed to your touch. She reflexively turns away from you, but you tenderly hold her chin and maneuver her in position with one hand and slowly but gently move your other hand to the top of her head again.
Spluttering, she leans backwards, but you catch her by the shoulder and pin her against yourself, where you feel the intense heat from her body against your chest, before resuming your gentle stroking.
She desperately tries to wriggle out of your grasp, but her struggles slowly subside as she realizes that you're not taking this any farther.
Tenderly and lovingly you stroke your fingers over her head, appreciating the feeling of her rebelliousness. You pat her softly moving your palm down the side of her head with a soothing touch as you pet her.
Gently you start to run your hand down the back of her head, softly stroking and caressing her. You delicately lift her head and touch your fingertips to her chin, tenderly brushing along the line of her mouth with your thumb. You hold a strand of her hair and softly place it behind her ear, taking the chance to gently caress her alluring face and lightly touch her lips with your fingertips. You move your hand to the side of her head, stroking her temple gently. This causes her to shiver unconsciously. You move your hand down to caress her forehead, and then slide your hand along her cheek.
The last thing you do is take her head lightly and trace around it, gently massaging as you go. Finally you pat her a few times before letting her up.
She faces you in utter incomprehension.

>>19648752
retard

>>19648766
Sleeping, watching youtubes, recovering from having to talk to people because introvert.

>>19649261
Just because you were outed for being a newfag doesn't mean you need to lash out in anger.

Gura if she real

please do not wake the shart

>>19649269
>>19648919
Faggot answers hang yourselves

>>19649552
Gura please shart on my mouth

>>19649552
I will wake her up with my virile member penetrating her mouth.

glunibrious goshawk

>>19649462
Gwmtrhc
Only newfags don’t know what this means

>>19649651
Shit, I mean "yeah me"!

>>19649552
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>19649552
I will gently rub the tummy without waking her

>>19648781
Who's Rebecca?

>>19645641
why?
why is she so sexy?
it doesn't matter what she's doing I get the need to manhandle her like the LG she wants to be

>>19649552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdR-8Ne5x8w

>>19649810
love our son
he looks just like me

i wanna hug gura after she spends hours sweating in her dino costume

>>19649257
I want this more than anything. I just want to love her.

>>19645641
This is the perfect human body

>>19649900
Amelia.

>>19648027

>>19649786
Is it weird I think I know what it means but have never seen this before

>>19649667
>>19649744
>>19649810
>>19649855
>>19649935
>You wake up gura
>She jumps out of her bed, falls and lands on the floor, her pissy crusty unwashed cunny is exposed
>You see a giant pee stain on her bed

>>19649786
anon, stop embarrassing yourself

>>19650212
>lick

>>19650212
[x] Genuflect

>>19650097
Oh. No thanks.
Amelia is trash.

>>19649786
>>19650153
Gura wants me to rape her cunny?

>>19650414
I was thinking rub

grinky goblin

>>19649257
You write good

>>19650311
Agreed.

>>19649651
I made this post.

>>19650002
>Imagine the smell

Gura spends all her time with me when she's not doing hololive stuff.

>>19650797
Yeah but with me!

How do we get the old Gura back bros? I can’t be the only one that’s noticed how drastically her stream quality has dropped over the last few months. It’s like she’s either bored, depressed, or found something she enjoys more. Either way, streaming feels like a chore for her now. Is it something we did?

>>19650923
>found something she enjoys more
Yeah, me

>>19650923
I just want alcoholic shitposter back. Doesn't matter if she puts effort or not.

>>19645641
Sweet Jesus

>>19651069
>I just want alcoholic shitposter back. Doesn't matter if she puts effort or not.
But she is so much happier and healthier.....

>>19650923
Do you want the cold, hard truth?
She needs Ame.

>>19649257
I'm lonely

>>19651132
>Healthier

Yea... About that.

>>19651182
We are trying god damn it.

>>19651157
That whore? No way.
Gura deserves better, at least Mori puts her on the channel.

>>19650923
You could pretend to watch Gura

>>19651282
>mori
Fuck off cuckbeat.

>>19651069
Fuck off

giura

you like all of Gura's friends
。
。
。
right?

Gura doesn't need anyone. She's got the skills and she knows what she is doing. Cuckbeats see your way out please. I saw what Mori did for Gura last night in the first half of that 40 minute late trainwreck that got saved by yab.

everyday gura cute

>>19651445
nyo

>>19651332
>>19651369
You fuck off. Mori is a good friend to Gura.
Meanwhile Amelia avoids all collabs with her.

>>19651486
post by me

>>19651445
I don't like all of them but I refuse to anti anybody.

Shh no fight, only Gura.

>>19651445
I just hate Amelia.
The rest i just dislike.

>>19651528
t. cuckbeat
I'd rather she collabs with council instead of myth, I'm willing to accept a collab with the pot head, HRT kronii.
Get lost.

>>19651445
I don't like all of them, but I also don't hate any of them

Cute screams tonight bros

>>19651838
I hope she drinks a lot of water before this.

>>19651838

>>19651528
You didn't even see what post I was replying to retard, fuck off

>>19651445
All of them are garbage. Trying to leech off Gura.

Will goob goob stream?

>>19651922
Not my Ina though.

>>19651967
Does Ina even stream?

I miss Gura

>>19650923
seek therapy already

>>19651445
Everyone apart from Kiara. She's too loud and her voice is.. Ugh

>>19652059
Add mori and we got a deal, both are the worst.

>>19651445
I either like or am indifferent to all of them. Except Sana. She kinda sucks.

>>19652103
I tolerate her because Gura likes her so much.

>>19652023
Yes.

>>19651867
yes so that she PEES!

>gura will never love us anymore

>>19651326
As far as I'm concerned, anyone that hasn't noticed a major change doesn't actually watch her. It's pretty glaring.

>19652177
The cuckbeat is back.

>>19650212

>>19652177
But she's loving me right now

Oh nyo.

>>19652154
I do love Gura x Mori.
Alcoholic buddies.

>sun rises over new delhi
>thread gets shitted up
sasuguh

>>19652302
Gura does not drink alcohol

>>19650923
I personally think it's just her sleep schedule getting worse and worse. We should encourage her to fix it. For instance NO FUCKING NAPS, you either get a full sleep or not at all.

Does anyone have her other channel on pornhun? you know when she does those kind of streams?

>>19652315
Fuck off cuckbeat.

>>19652321
???

>/qa/nigger

>>19652344
Nah naps are nice

>Fuck off cuckbeat.

>>19652321
https://streamable.com/1kakpj

>>19652344
stop replying to yourself

>>19651445
I mean, friendship goes both ways, even if Gura considers someone her friend it does not mean that person consider Gura more than a coworker that they can use for views

Shut up and and post me your precious Guras, I'll have need of it.

>Filthy cuckbeats trying to blame SEAniggers
We will correct them when they do something actually wrong like when greys wont shut the fuck up about members content. Fuck off already.

>endless tribalposting to make sense of negative comments
some people just don't like your lying oshi chumkeks

>>19652506
So none in Myth?
Mori and Kiara use her for views.
Amelia and Ina don't care about her.

>Fuck off cuckbeat.

>>19652648
hi seanigger cuckbeat

>Cuckbeats
>Cuckmates
>/qa/niggers
what a combo

>>19652648
>endless tribalposting
Yeah there is only one tribe in here. The rest are merely subjugated.

iwtcigg

jwu
What's being blamed on us?

>>19652808
idk I am merely a thread T-cell.

He's a rrat
I love Gura

>>19652712
t. cuckbeat trying to pass as a chumbud
You are not fooling anyone.

>>19652648
You can't hate her! She's cute!

>>19652973
I would have posted a disparaging image not a chad shrimp dummy.

thoughts?

>>19652998
How dare you melt my heart.

>>19653058
Hot, imagine the smell of both.

>>19653058
FAKE ORCA

>>19653058

>>19653058
I really hope Gura survives through this encounter.

Amelia will overlap with Gura's stream. Can we all direct our hate to that whore?

>>19653144
Try it...

>>19653144
if by hate you mean cum ive already been doing that

>>19653058
i want to die intoxicated by the stench after a hot, sweaty threesome

>>19653058
Gura and Chloe art fulfills my biting fetish, so I approve

is this kusoge game scary?

>>19650212
genuflecion

I will never anti.

>>19653309
No, make sure to drink lots of water though.

>>19653144
I directed my hate towards Amelia since their first collab.
If there's one person that doesn't deserve being in Hololive, it's her.

>>19651445
she has no friends, just coworkers

>>19653144
Wtf leave Ame alone. She is brilliant.

>>19653362
Fake chumbud.

>>19653408
Fauna?
Kronii?
The only two i can say for certain.

>>19653444
I will never anti.

>>19653362
The true anti simply pretends whoever he's anti-ing doesn't exist at all.

>>19652648
/qa/ is dead and never coming back, cope.

>>19653494
That's more like it.

>>19653438
No ones like Amelia. She only got those subs because she leeched off Gura in the beginning. Then dropped her when she got what she wanted.

>>19653362
I still don't understand how it makes this hobby more fun for some people. Genuinely. All I can see acting that way as is a net negative for everyone involved, no matter who you like, and there's nothing entertaining about disliking shit. But I guess many feel differently.

>>19653696
It's from being a nasty piece of shit inside basically. Just like the people that get mad at me for promoting being healthier in here.

reply to this post

>>19653696
It's probably the same type of people who enjoy all the drama that happens.

>>19653746
No

>>19653746
Ok Gura.

>>19653696
You don't understand life itself, retard. There always has to be an enemy, an opposing force to make things interesting, give people a drive, a purpose. A goal.
Fucking read books.

>>19653746
Ok, Here's your (You) and a picture of my adorable shark wife.

>>19653839
based smartbud

>>19653746
Gura?

>>19653839
my goal is nakadashi and my enemy is the shark hoodie standing in my way

What other games are there like Powerwash and Vampire Survivors that can satisfy her autism and also be allowed for her to play on stream?
(not Gura)

>>19653839
>Man vs

>>19653746
I love guar

>>19653905
That's fair, we choose our enemies, for some of us it is kori and cuckbeats.

>>19653920
Hi Gura.

old gura would stream once a month, spam reddit memes and be obnoxious. I'd rather have this version of gura.

>>19653920
I'm pretty sure she has viscera cleanup perms

>>19653905
The hoodie stays on during you know that
>>19654017
LETS GO

>>19653746
oki

>>19653920
We don't know the games that cover has permissions for, so asking us is the most stupid thing gura would do unless she gave us critical information on which we could work on.

>>19653920
Vampire Survivors just feels like any flash game from the late 2000's.

>>19653746
nyo

>>19653839
Conflict is not necessary for drive, purpose, or happiness. It's necessary for stories. You're conflating the basic aspects of writing narratives with the basic aspects of life. Still, even if that were true, what a sad way to live, to construct an enemy for yourself out of something like this.

>>19654185
Inner conflict is def needed for things like those anon. We have conflict in our lives everyday.

>>19653746
huhaha

>>19654069
Hey it's just a fun guessing game.

>>19654185
Forgot my stupid image sorry.

>>19654185
I didn't construct an enemy, it constructed itself through itself own actions which conflict with my ideals and convictions.
You are retarded.

>>19653920
Slime Rancher! Its cute, simple, and chill.

why didn't Gura bully chat... she hates us bros...

>>19653746

>>19654270
That's naive way to deal with the world.

>>19654316
She hates deadbeats anon, she would've easily bullied us on her own channel

>>19654277
I don't think he meant that you did specifically.
>>19654316
She only bullies HER chat. She loves us bros.

>>19654316
yeah she fucking hates you, cuckbeat

>>19654336
Not really. You wont be doing anything for anyone anytime soon if you do not have yourself in order.

>>19654225
Inner conflict, sure, though you could make the argument that's inevitable and just a part of all people in one way or another. But that's a much bigger topic than what I was originally talking about.

>>19654316
She loves US

>>19654316
gura hates when peopel ask her to say things and sucks at coming up with stuff on the spot

>>19645641
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96706703

Chumbuds, my Saturday is ruined

>>19654403
>Inner conflict, sure, though you could make the argument that's inevitable and just a part of all people in one way or another.
I agree but some have it to varying degrees Up to debilitating points but such is life
> But that's a much bigger topic than what I was originally talking about.
Yeah you're right I am gonna stop philosophizing and shark post.

>>19654402
No one ever has themselves in order, it's a constant process of self development that only ends when you die.

>>19654509
oh nyo

>>19654509
Sugoi, mine will be too if a certain someone doesn't accept my request soon.

>>19654536
>No one ever has themselves in order
Nobody is 100% we can only do our best
>it's a constant process of self development that only ends when you die
Feel better bro

>>19654553
Who? You can tell us, we are all anonymous.

wow chumbuds please stop infesting /sp/

>>19654625
Cant help it bro I love gura.

I'm helping my mentally ill friend not GET kicked out of his house

>>19654689
>>19654509

>>19654600
I feel better, but not liking mori nor cuckbeats gives my internet life a spice, a kick of adrenaline like in sports.
To have a rival, an enemy, is fun.

>>19654663
>Gura
>Dodgers
Ok, you got a chuckle out of me.

>>19654689
based bro

>>19654625
>sportsball

>>19653920
I wish she could do geoguesser like she talked about once or twice before. It could make for an interesting zatsu stream and you never know what kind of weird place you're gonna get dropped into. Permissions hate

>>19654721
She can like her dogshit team. But if she is going to Dodger Stadium with me she better be wearing the gear

>>19654625
it reminds me of what Umaru was popular and infested the entire site. I wont apologize for loving gura though, at least she has some redeemable qualities.

>>19654625
I don't know what's going on but /sp/ has been loving anime girls for years. It's likely one of your own guys.

>>19654867
>I wont apologize for loving gura though
real chumchad here

Niggawr Gura

>>19654909
>filename
Kek.

>>19654887
Yeah its me. I just havent been posting as much recently since the MLB lockout

>>19654867

twitter-kun...this account does nothing but like Gura fan art

>>19655065
>Futa

>>19654625
no board that doesn't ban basedjacks is worth using

>>19653058
A fucking bitch is biting my wife

>>19654625
lots of them are spics which I find quite funny

>>19655065
>furry

There is no way she didn't see this...
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96706703

Soon I will be a fucking gray.

I just saw the worst episode of bipolar disorder from my friend. I now what genuine suffering looks like and it saddens me to see my friend like this

>>19655252
Soon I will be fucking a gray.

Soon I will be fucking a grey.

>>19654625
I went there but only found Messi

>>19655252
truly a fate worse than death

the way gura tells stories and interacts with members is so fucking cute

I am already grey

>>19655296
>>19655305
oh nyo

She's been getting up super early recently because she's got 3D dance training to do

>>19655065
>light theme

>>19655252
Ruskiebud faito...

>>19655639
>faito
>gulag
>don't get to watch Gura at all ever again
No.

>last online:

>>19655692
I didn't mean the war or some shit, I just meant to do your best and live for a brighter tomorrow hopefully with guwa

ghotonk grisham

Duolingo...

>>19656080
Meme magic will make the 2nd stream real.

shark screams soon™

>>19656080
>picture of a screen

I don't know what this game is, is it spooky?
Does she remember she has her heart monitor in the corner somewhere? That could make it fun.

Cute shark soon!

>>19656384
I looked at the reviews and a lot of them mentioned jumpscares. pisschads cant stop winning.

>>19656604
heart monitor is old news, we need a piss monitor

>>19656655
>Set up ASMR mic next to a drip feed from Gura to a bucket.

drip drip drop drop

>>19654498
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>19656655
I want a heart monitor and for her to take a rare and coveted idol meeting while leaving it on

I can't believe it's stream time already

goop goop doko

https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/superchat/vHLYLNNoa6o.html

Superchats for people that cares about it.

Cue spoopy music

>>19656655
She remembered the heart monitor in one stream and she kinda wished she used it. I kinda don't remember which one.

>>19656890
Gura saying she wishes she had used the heart monitor when it would take 5-10 minutes for her to set it up is pretty annoying and happens frequently

>>19656890
loli vr

LET'S GOOOOOO

>>19656890
Vampire survivors I think

>>19656943
Shes putting it on right now I know it.

>>19645641

stream starting, chumbies. Only 3 minutes late.

>>19656963

>>19645641
its gwar gura

thank god we dont have to be tortured by eldin shit anymore

Oh hi shark

Love me Gura
Love me BGM
Simple as.

I love seeing Gura's tail sway

OG BGM...

>>19657001

>>19657111

>>19656961
:(

IT'S ME

Oh no she's drunk

CHILD!

immediately

Oh god what's wrong with her mic

Gura = love!

Gura too lazy to take off her hoodie.

Gura is kinda dim today

why is gura streaming naked?

>>19657179
I tried to make it real anon. Sorry I gotta practice my reality warping.

sorry chumbuds just taking off my clothes huhaha

Gura is wearing MY hoodie.

oh no she's horny

>>19657212
shark needs correction for her laziness

>>19657245
No mine.

That electronic humming noise in the background is pretty prominent today.

Oh, short stream...

bottles ready

Her voice sound so bad to day

Send the supers bois we getting zatsu later

Spooky time!

>>19657230
I believe in you anon, next time for sure.

>>19657293
Botan and Lamy’s streams were about 3 hours

>>19657353
Oh okay sick

Why is she dark?

One of the rare times it's actually possible she's slightly buzzed

Jimbo!?

Gura's gonna have a heart attack on stream...

Why is she translucent?

>>19657380
shes in a dark room playing

>>19657210
>>19657380
It’s for atmosphere

Does Gura have heart disease?

>>19657380
>>19657414
She became a ghost.

>>19657414
spooky ghost

>>19657441
I hope not.

this is gonna be fucking gold

Chumbuds should I open the Wild Turkey or the Old Granddad

>>19657380
Matching the game

gura...

>Gura's mountain of mugs and spoons
Just like me.

Mug moving ASMR would be nice.

Cleaning stream when?

God she's cute

she's very whiny today

*glasses plates and silverware clattering*

>>19657441
no but she has a very small heart

MUGS EVERYWHERE

I love Gura so much

does she make that noise when you flick her tiny beans?

>>19657575
she knows i like it

>>19657575
Seems like she might not want to play this game. Hope she doesn't get scared too bad

>>19657529
Turkey.

Scary games are way less scary with a shotgun sitting next to you

>>19657410

>>19657575
Just like you

I like Country Gura

Guys Gura is ovulating with my child RIGHT NOW

>>19657636
it's just an observation schizobud

>>19657656
I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb I am in her womb

>>19657410

I don't like that she is faded it made me think she will disappear for ever some day

fyi this game is basically myst but with horror elements and a lot of jump scares

>hands off the keyboard

don't mind if i do gura

There's multiple endings to this game, I believe it took Fubuki a 5 hour stream to get every ending

Taller than Danny Devito at least confirmed

>>19657656
that's called a miscarriage

>>19657656
Anon, your biology reps.

Gura wants to play Slenderman. her first computer game that made her cry.

dont read this but the buzz is really apparent today

Why is Gura transparent? Is she a ghost not? Did Gura die?

>gura referencing that dox vid

>when i was a kid
>2013
>good old internet days