/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19539630
I would happily choke on Ina's 12 inch tacock

>>19539746
>ina
>12 inches.
please she'd have 36 inches at best

>>19539630
If it's the cost to fuck those tits I might be worth it.
>>19539746
Those tentacles are a lot longer than that

>>19539630
None.

>>19539630
https://files.catbox.moe/o32cyi.jpeg

>>19539630
I'm not gay but I'd let Marine give me a prostate orgasm and swallow her jizz. I know she'd enjoy it.

I'd happily suck Gura's great white shark cock.
Both of them.

>>19539630
brother it would be faster to list which dicks i wouldn't suck

>>19539630
a feminine holo, so not kronii

All of them

>>19540850
Man o' culture

>>19539630
Fauna and her mommy milk

>>19540481
whos dick would you not suck?>>19540481

>>19541152
ollie, i don't want a cold dead sausage in my mouth

>>19539630
Choco
god imagine

Can we get some related images, or some links to images?

>>19543226
https://files.catbox.moe/fk3kr5.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lqznub.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/rl64fa.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oze3vd.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5eo5og.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5bg4tv.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/ygrfcv.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lrn82i.png

>>19543226
https://files.catbox.moe/2grgjh.mp4

>>19539630
Not gay but, just the thought of Kronii's cock and voice got me drooling.

>>19539630
I'm straight but futa is hot as fuck

>>19539988
Sorry but Mori would never have that. She's a literal female wojack.

>>19539630
Towa's banana

>>19539746
fpbp

>>19546683
Nah, that picture is accurate.

fauna natural uncut cock.. NO HOMO

>>19539630
sekkusu...

>>19539630
Man, I'd line them up side by side, full mast and make them SHUUKO~

>>19543703
>>19543939
unbelievably based.

>>19539630
Aururan

>>19548188
Futanari Fauna is incredibly fucking hot. I wanna be turned into a breeding bitch by mama nature (which is why I’ve written fics about the very topic)

>>19548188
imagine the musk

Gura's crusty unwashed cunnycock

I want Ame to teabag me with her sweaty futa balls

>>19539630
all except ollie

i want nene to ravage me

>>19556828
I bet Ollie's cock is detachable

Akutan's phimosis 2 incher

>>19555034
how bug would she be? I say at least 15 inches

>>19557083
based but gay

>>19539746
this tbqh

>>19543226

>>19560725
I can't hear it

iofi

>>19539630
kronii ofc

>>19540096
>>19546126
Everytime I see >I'm not gay but
Followed bye the gayest shit ever it always makes me laugh, thanks.

Botan's lion cock

>>19565895
Careful of the barbs
https://files.catbox.moe/58u58j.jpg

>>19565300
It’s not gay if it’s a feminine moan

>>19543703
>futa on female
eh

>>19567237
agreed with this, should be futa on male

>>19567989
This. Especially futa on me

>>19567989
Futa on male is cringe and gay.

>>19568369
yeah, exactly why it's the best

>>19539630
I’d make Ollie squirm.

>>19568704
Rotten sosig...

>>19568369
I don’t understand this sentiment, I want to fuck a futa how is that gay

Sora. No questions asked.

>>19569817
Futa on male is gay since she's the one pounding your asshole

>>19539630
Ngl the thought of a Futa Kronii has really got my Neurons going now

>>19570153
How old is this?

>>19571690
Very.

>>19570647
I would never let a futa pound me but I would pound a futa

>>19567237
>>19567989
Nah, male on futa is better.

>>19572047
>>19572071
fags

I had a dream last night where I was taken prisoner and assigned two futa guards because they assumed it would bother me, but I surprised them by being into it.

>>19539630
all except mori

>>19546683
Yeah but she did it to herself didn't shit?

>>19539630
Gura

>>19540954
>>19548188
>>19552320
Fauna is the correct choice, given that she would dom you gently and has a diet of no meats and lots of natural sugars

>>19581393
>wanting to be gently dommed
get out of here fag I want a very rough pounding

All of them

Question to futafags, why aren't you in /wg/ or /horny/ posting about how much you love futa cocks and thick futa spunk?

>>19592319
Because I want to talk about my oshi

I'd throat Chloe's disgusting, unwashed, smegma-filled cock in a heartbeat

>>19567053
I mean how bad could it be right? They're not THAT sharp right
Cats are made of knives within knives this applies to their cocks too

>>19592319
I wonder this as well. Futa threads and discussion are rare on this board for some reason

>>19594064
Because the idea of (YOU) not being the focal point of a story or fucking a chubba makes people ascared or something.
We need more Futa Flare on Noel but no everyone's a cuck and demands NTR faggotry.

>>19572776
No u.

which futa has the thickest cum?

>>19592319
I assumed people hated futa in those threads

>>19593569
She's probably hung like an orca. Imagine...

>>19595645
The thickest futa spunk has got to be predator seed. Ya know, Botan, Fubuki, Okayu, Mio, Korone, etc. It would be so thick you couldn't even swallow it properly to make sure that it really stays in there even if you tried to wash it out. I bet their cum would be super fertile too, the kind that even on a safe day, just the precum, let alone their thick ropes of baby batter, would be enough to fertilize someone. One spurt and you're done for. Imagine them all surrounding you, their meaty throbbing cocks out, and their eyes staring at you like a slab of meat as they stroke themselves off in preparation... wew, that'd be terrible! Even if you were a man, they would still make sure to fill you up with their cum to try their hardest to give you a baby, even if they physically can't. Their barbed cocks of all shapes and sizes stuffing your holes, their claws holding onto your skin so hard they scratch you to make sure you don't run away... tough stuff.

>>19597102
I’m dripping

>>19597102
diamonds

I refuse to believe that Reine would have anything less than an absolute bitchbreaker of a dick, considering the erotic atmosphere she projects and her intense lesbian desires.

Coco futa is somehow the most appealing to me even though I never liked her

>>19546683
The thing is, Mori would be an even bigger sperg if she had an enormous cock.

>>19598400
It's a property of the "Is a dragon" thing.

>>19598619
More like "being the property of a dragon" in this case. She'd make you into a proper cockslut very quickly

Shame, every time futa threads look they have some fight in them, suddenly they are abandoned. Still, I have hope that one day... people will awaken to it.

>>19539630
everyone except Mori

>>19557083
nene doesn't care whether you want it or not

>>19604882
It was just insanely unlucky that the holy mother of bait gets dropped that vt immediately latched onto.

>>19602034
Since time immemorial people have all had one desire. To be fucked by a dragon.

>>19539911
If you're short enough you might actually be able to pull off a titfuck/blowjob 69.

>>19606073
Are you talking about some time before, or is there one now?

>>19604882
They should be a regular thing, we have /meat/ why can’t we have /futa/
Also, I want to be a cum rag for Council + IRyS

we need more big dick brats
like the only reason Laplus is able to maintain HoloX despite being a lazy neet, is because of her monster cock that other members regularly suck on from under her desk while she plays games

>>19567237
>>19567989

Futa on Futa is best

There seriously isn't enough hololive futa out there.

>>19609147
Now we got a tactical genius here

There was a guy here a while ago who did lists of how big every holos cock was and how they’d fuck, I wonder if he ever finished the list. It was very…creative.

>>19607519
I think it's that /futa/ focuses on a cock, which is not allowed on a blue board. You can have bulges if no one reports you but obviously no cock. A way around this is censoring. I've been putting work into making censored versions of futa images so that I can post them here like >>19597102 or pic related, but no one else seems to do it. Maybe if we had people putting in the extra effort to at least crop their images to post here, we could have some more futa discussion. That being said, the futa images are fairly limited, so you'd ran out eventually. But so long as a /futa/ could manage to spawn in some fics or god forbid art work, then that would already be enough.

>>19611011
He unfortunately never specified how they would fuck. He said it was best to leave to imagination iirc, and no, not a word from him since HoloEn I believe

>>19611011
Not what you are looking for but relevant nonetheless. NSFW obivously
https://rule34.xxx//samples/4582/sample_ba5510103ef8e689b6f6e236f0f4082e.jpg?5218976

>>19612118
Anon...
>>19539988

>>19612232
oh...

>>19611128
Want to know what's sad? /d/ has started to turn on futa because apparently the normies are taking over there.

>>19612882

Between the normies there and the JIDF spamming nigger threads in /gif I am running out of places to jerk off too

>>19567237
literally the straightest possible combo

>>19539630
all of them at the same time all holes

>>19613178
Always got sadpanda available to dig through.
But yea There are a ton of wide range kinks with NO FUTA in the OP because apparently they're throw offs from other boards.

>>19540850
this is the correct answer

>>19612882
>futa
>too normal for /d/ but banned on /h/
All I want is pretty ladies with humongous cocks fucking other pretty ladies silly.
Is that too much to ask?

All cock all the time

>>19539630
Not gay or anything, but I would happily choke on Botan's bitchbreaker

>>19620968
The lion cock image of Botan is definitely a treat, I'll be honest.

>>19618418
Worse it's now TOO EXTREME for /d/ as you'll have KINK THREAD - NO FUTA but if you have KINK + Futa it's not enough to keep it going and they'll flip their shit if you dare post a dick.

>>19623830
I want her to pin me down and drill me

>>19620968
>Not gay or anything, but
anon...

>>19567132
That means you're in the beginning stages.

>>19620968
Taking Coco and Botan at the same time...

Luna's little dick or Polka's average 5 incher. Maybe Matsuri's or Marine's because I imagine them as 3 inch quickshots who completely fold with any stimulation but have low refractory periods so you can abuse them.

>>19596939
There's a decent enough desire for some futa

I’m not gay but I want to fuck a futa soo bad

>>19620968
Same except I'm gay.

>>19625331
Mortal men cannot handle that.You'll die!

>>19539630
Probably all of them? A few would need to be violent hatefucks using me as a toy but I would resist much. I get off being dominated by anything that looks pretty and has a cock

>>19539630
I've ritualposted about Coco's cock for months, do you think it was a joke? It wasn't, I genuinly want Coco to rape my throat

>>19552320
Link please anon

>>19614585
Sadpanda has been shit these last 6 months. Almost nothing Hololive related. Everything good is on 50 different fanbox

>>19627306
Yea no one's buying and scanning or worse it's fucking Le Faceless Man or worse ManBlob showing up. And yea the Japs have learned of the infinite money of the paywall. At least Kemonoparty exists.

>>19540850
even the smaller ones?

>>19596939
Futa makes up 5% of the total fics in the archive. But most of the futa fics have 200+ views and some of the big ones are 600+, so there's an audience for it at least

>>19625750
>I’m not gay but
anon...

>>19627753
At least that Towa doujin was great, same with the cursed Marine one. It's sad that something as big as Hololive gets so little content

>>19627753
>Le Faceless Man
The faceless man is supposed to be you though.

My deep fantasy is to be a cute girl, get picked up at a bar by a confident futa Holo, have her bring me back at her place, touch me, hug me, make me suck her dick while giving me headpats and calling me a good girl, fucking me, impregnating me, taking responsibility and making me her housewife. I think about this pretty much every night, and often go to sleep thinking that it will happen the next day, or at least that I will have a dream like that. I don't know what I did wrong to be cursed with being gay but this makes having any kind of self esteem or relationship, even plantonic ones, really fucking hard

>>19628259
this is the most based thing I have read all day except for me, it would be Nui, Tomoe or Gundou and I too dream about this every night.
It's okay anon, you're not alone.

>>19629088
Thanks anon, it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Your tastes are great too, from Niji I would specifically like Sasaki for that, she's good at playing with my heart

>>19612882
You got to be shitting me

>>19629819
Alright, I believe you. That's a fuckton of futa threads over there.
I quite understand they started sperging out over this.

>>19629614
Sasaki?
You too also have impeccable taste.
For Hololive, it would be Flare, maybe Lui but absolutely Botan.
The idea of getting a kabedon from Botan as she whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
Powerful shit...

>>19629996
Botan and Flare reminds me of the old impregnation fics, they great for that. My favorites are probably Botan and Coco, though Flare is close. I still don't know much about Lui but she seems to be a strong candidate too

>>19539630
I'd be up for being DP'd by Gura

probably gura, the lightstick art between her legs made me feel funny
Ame would be fun because she would probably shit talk me, not a fan of it but just once sounds like fun.

>>19539630
I want to be a bratty bottom for Kiara, act all tsun-tsun with her and be absolutely adducted to her huge cock. I want her to know this and tease me about it. Probably to cheat with other men with her vagina too. This bird makes me absolutely insane. I used to hate her, I'm not really sure why, and now I don't anymore and just want to be her bitch. I've never watched a non-collab stream from her and she still managed to absolutely emasculate me. I would offer her my cock and balls if it meant being her cumrag

>>19630596
Coco I could never really see like that for some reason, I'm not sure why.
Probably the heavy Georgia accent. Even as Kson it's not doing anything for me.
But i wasn't sure about Lui either but something about the maturity in her voice makes me think she has potential.

>>19628040
Haha yeah I totally insert as the oji-san and not the girl, haha

>>19539630
Forget about sucking, I want to smell it after a long stream

>>19632258
anon...

>>19626865
https://rentry.org/68g7e It’s from Kronii’s threads so there’s a lot of her and her coworkers, Fauna included~

while this thread's here, anyone got any futa prompts?

>>19628259
>>19629088
>>19629614
Does anyone know if there's a board where I can have more of a discussion about this?
I've spoke to people about it on twitter before but I avoid talking there because people are out of their fucking minds on that site.

>>19568369
There's nothing wrong with taking a fat futa cock up the ass, anon.

>>19632820
Being invited for a special 1:1 drawing session with an artsy Holo like Iofi or Ina, and experiencing their futa cock being shoved down your throat after they “accidentally” drop a pen under the desk for you to pick up

I fucking hate Mori, but I'd suck her unwashed cock.

>>19633206
>I fucking hate Mori, but
anon...

>>19633299
I know what I said.

>>19598400
hot

>>19633455
anon are you a cute tsun girl on the inside

Top 3 Hololive futa dicks I'd take any day of the week. No homo

1)Fauna. I'd imagine she'd whisper sweet nothings into my ears as she's guiding me to suck her off and while she's lining me up. She'd be gentle with slow yet powerful thrusts. No homo. She'd also be kind enough to return the gesture afterwards and let you do what she does to her.
2)Ame. Ame would have a relatively small dick that she'd use on you as stress relief. After every stream where she's angry, be prepared to be taken by a 3 inch pecker slamming in you at the speed of light for 2 minutes. Not very pleasurable but she'd be kind after she blows her load. No homo. Other times she'll force you to take her. It's all about her being in control.
3)Watame. Fluffy sheep with a hug cock. Gentle yet firm. Once she's in the mood, be prepared for an absolute unit to bring you to the highest peaks of pleasure in your life. No homo. She'll apologize and comfort you after she leaves you quivering for an hour on the bed.

>>19633742
Don't be stupid. I really do hate her. Her cock would be fine, that's all I'm saying.

>>19633871
a-anon...

>>19633780
this sounds pretty homo but also very hot

>>19632820
Evil God Korone brainwashing passers-by into worshipping her dogdick.

洗脳!洗脳!ころねが洗脳!かわいいころねが洗脳中!

>>19633780
Ame sounds thoroughly disappointing but Watame sounds incredibly hot.

>>19560725
only real answer

>>19560725
There's no sound.

>>19632918
yes >>>/d/

>>19633970
that sounds pretty hot. no homo.

>>19635431
thanks ano-
*sees threads*
o-oh...

For me, it's swirling my tongue under Kronii's musky foreskin.

>>19632820
How's the drawing?

>>19597728
Not just the dick quality, but also her technique would be enough to make a bitch out of anyone.
If there was any Holo who would be capable of using a schlong with unparalleled expertise, it would be her.

Ina would have the cutest one and would be very shy

Balls or no balls?

>>19638066
Balls
Always

>>19638066
Balls. Big, sweaty ones.

>>19638066
No balls is like eating a burger with no bun

>>19638066
Balls, large, writhing with sperm the size of golf balls

>>19638066
Futa with no balls might as well be a fucking strap-on.

>>19638305
>>19638437
>>19638480
>>19638515
>>19638573
Extremely based and cultured individuals.

>>19638066
No balls is no cum and means no sweet salty warm nectar to gulp down to quench some thirst.

What size would do you guys like ?
For me, it's average.

>>19638844
Forearm length and thickness. Go big or go home.

>>19638844
Probably depends on the character, otherwise at least above average by default.

>>19638844

I perfer ones that could actually exist .Just meet that parameter and im fine

Reminder that Bae isn't streaming because she's busy serving as Council's cum toilet. Council was backed up the entire month of February, so their jizz is extra thick now and takes a lot of chewing before Bae can gulp it down. Once she swallows a few more dozen loads she'll be back to her regular schedule, please understand

>>19639450
o-ogey

>>19639450
Thanks for the info Omega

>>19539746
same

>>19638066
Futa without balls looks fucking retarded.

Pubes or clean shaven?

>>19632820
I need to see this tanned elf goddess split Rushia in half. I bet she would if she could too, as revenge for her menhera antics.

>>19639541
Clean shaven, these girls have standards

A reminder that /become/ knew the value of being dicked down by a dominant futa Botan before everyone else

>>19638066
Size of grapefruit is the absolute minimum

>>19639541

Clean is proper

>>19640073
I've read every /become/ thread hoping that there would be at some point something real in them, some kind of dark ritual that I could do to one day wake up as Lamy, and never found anything. I don't know if it's mental illness to still think it's possible, but I'm thinking about asking over at /x/ though I suppose I won't get any useful answer. I'm honestly surprised I haven't heard a lot about black magic committed by trannies to change gender so maybe it's just my specific kind of mental illness to think it's possible

>>19641485
I'm sorry, anon. You can never become Lamy, and I can never have a big dick futa gf. That is just how this cruel reality is.

>>19641840
Not with that attitude.

>>19641485
The closest you're going to get is estrogen pills.

>>19641840
>I can never have a big dick futa gf
Thailand: *blocks your path*

>>19642014
Trannies aren't futa.

>>19642095
They're close enough for me at least

>>19641840
I'm glad you're not trying to gaslight me/lie to me at least anon, your honesty means a lot

>>19641951
Injection actually, but you're like halfway there (and that's being generous) since womb transplants aren't a thing from women to men, and even with womb transplants you can't get impregnated naturally. You also won't look anything like Lamy, and there's the fun moment when you have to explain to people why you suddenly look like this, plus the chance of fucked genetics, etc. Trust me, I've looked this stuff up

>>19642165
You having low standards still won't make futas real.

>>19641485
Keep your cock anon, accept nature and don't listen to the shady pill suppliers.

>>19642242
I'll take what I can get

>>19642260
Good advice

>>19638844
big enough to smother the nose and mouth at the same time

>>19642260
I know, I'm too autistic to be satisfied with the result, thus my search for /x/-related stuff. It's also a huge risk to go from male to female, females peak at like 25 and finish at 30, while for most men life start at 30. That's not really a winning long term bet

>>19642200
It may have it's cons but it's the closest you're gonna get.
Outside of that, you can only believe you're Lamy on the inside I guess.

But back on topic, didn't Koyori once say she loves futanari?

>>19642412
>It may have it's cons but it's the closest you're gonna get.
It's the "closest" but it's not even close

>But back on topic, didn't Koyori once say she loves futanari?
I don't know but i like Koyori futa, predators are great

>>19642412
Yo source? Link?

>>19642585
>It's the "closest" but it's not even close
That's why I say that if you don't wanna take the plunge or you're scared of the judgement or worse, the regret, believing you're that in your heart is better.

>I don't know but i like Koyori futa
I've somehow never even seen any Koyori futa...

>>19642767
>I've somehow never even seen any Koyori futa...
I'm not surprised, there's not much Holo futa content in general and Koyori is new. One day I'll be rich and commission a lot

>>19642613
She didn't exactly say she loves it per say, but this is like...the 3rd time she's blurted it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVLqGgkGp-4

>>19642895
When were the first and second times?

>>19643188
First time was during the confession thing Fubuki and Marine was doing and they stopped her from talking about it further.
Second time is the one i'm unsure about because someone on vt said she talked about again but in more detail. It's either not translated or it's a rrat.

>>19642376
You're aware it's not a winning strat on the long term at least, you're not completely lost.

Why do you want to /become/ ? Maybe deep down you just want to be dicked down or suck cock while cosplaying as an Holo and it's way less destructive than cutting your cock or taking pills/injections, straining yourself mentally searching for /x/ shit, all for a fetish.

tl;dr don't go too deep, sit back and think


Any other good futa Mumei apart from tofuubear ? I like picrel
https://files.catbox.moe/2ouhsp.jpg

>>19632655
>FUCK BITCH FUCK FUCK SHIT
>fuckshitfuckshitshitfuck.jpg.png.gif
Cut that out, dude.

>>19643757
NTA but the pills are the least destructive physically and can be reversed but it will be a gigantic waste of time, mental energy and money if you regret it. I considered it myself but I have so many physical debuffs I can never fix that I'll never look like what I want to so it wasn't worth it in the end.

But that won't stop me thinking about being a cute girl on the inside getting mating pressed by Botan

>>19644194
I hope you find a girlfriend very into pegging one day my dude. I'm sure you can satisfy that kink without extreme measures. A couple prostate orgasms and any bad thoughts will already have left your head.

if not just get rich and pay boatloads of money for a hooker to cosplay as Botan and fuck you.

>>19643757
>Why do you want to /become/ ? Maybe deep down you just want to be dicked down or suck cock while cosplaying as an Holo and it's way less destructive than cutting your cock or taking pills/injections, straining yourself mentally searching for /x/ shit, all for a fetish.
I have a very hard time making the difference between deep friendship and love and can't really have sex with people I don't love, which leaves me with like 5-8 people, all straight, so I would have to meet a massive amount of people to find new friends that can be romantic/sexual partners. I'm bad at meeting new people, so I cope by thinking that if I was a girl things would be easier

>>19644304
Thanks but you have any idea how rare that is? It's hard enough finding dominant girls to begin with, let alone girls that would be down to peg.
I just accepted it and stick to my waifu who i'm very happy with (it's not Botan).
If I get very lucky and somehow find someone just like my waifu, i'll let everyone here know.
Never say never but it's not likely.

Buy a rope faggot
Not your blog

>>19638066
I loves balls and biting on them

>>19644751
Don't bite them what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>19644711
Okay anon browsing a thread about sucking futanari dick.

>>19644854
There's literally nothing wrong with getting your esophagus forcefully remodeled by a huge musky girlcock.

>>19643757
>https://files.catbox.moe/2ouhsp.jpg
imagine shoving your face into that and taking a big whiff

>>19644804
>he never experienced soft bites ball play

Ngmi

>>19645050
I'm more of a lick and slobber kinda fella.

>>19645139
You're doing the licking and slobbering rigth?

>>19597102
I gues holos like pekora or watame would have very sweet and refreshing cum that goes down easily because they eat a lot of plants and stuff. This would also include fauna sice she is plant based. Then there are all the supernatural holos like aki choco and lamy. What do you think they would taste like? Lastly there are all the bird holos; do they get their own category or not?

>>19645205
Of course, who else?

>>19638066
balls is greatly preferred, but if they don't have them I really care much. I just like girlcock too much for it to have any significant impact in my enjoyment

>>19645292
Truly the most cultured thread in all of vt

>>19541152
nta but I wouldn't suck Ollies, Kiaras, Sanas, Moris, or Robocos.

>>19539630
Shion or Gura, I love me some lolicon dick

I'm a literal homosexual man and this thread turned me homophobic

>>19625750
We all want to fuck a futa or a cute trap atleast once in our life, it's normal.

>>19645625
What do you mean "turned"? All homosexuals are homophobic, way more than the general population

>>19638844
Let it be cunny with average size, suck it off then proceed to breed vigorously

>>19638844
Around 6 inches I'd say

>I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget I'm not a fagget but

>>19645625
Good we hate faggot here, futas aren’t gay

>>19645645
Nothing wrong with admitting you're a little bit gay. It's 2022. Just don't tell twitter or they'll give you a parade of fake congratulations.

>>19646008
First stage of denial

>>19644507
Everything in life is equally as unlikely, anon. That may be cruel to some but I find an odd sense of comfort in that. I don't think it's that rare to get a girlfriend into pegging in this day and age. "Studies" show that roughly 10% of women from who knows where admitted to being into pegging, those are not terrible odds, certainly I've seen worse. It will be hard for you to let go off this idea to find a woman just like your waifu, and unfortunately you will have to, that's just... how it is. Certainly beats being alone and miserable though, doesn't it?

>>19646048
yeah, everyone has the 1% of "wanting to fuck something with a dick" in our mind

>>19640073
I was more into the idea of Botan breeding the fuck out of a bratty Polka, after getting tired of hearing her whine about ">tfw no bf" and deciding that if she needs some dick then it's gonna be a barbed one.

>>19645475
Just imagining getting to put my face in there and taking a good whiff is making me weak.

>>19646490
I want Botan to bite on my ear and shoulder while fucking me from behind, possibly to the point of making me bleed to make her territory

I need to play with girl balls, pls….

>>19646119
After being in a few relationships that were terrible, I can say from experience that being alone is no where near as bad as I used to believe.
I've seem friends of mine in terrible relationships that were completely ruined or changed by it.
So to me it's:
Great partner > Being alone > settling > Bad relationship
I'm not looking endlessly, to me it's more of a case of keeping my ear to the ground and if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it is what it is.

I wish more artists understood that Mori is at her best when she has a gargantuan cock, but still acts like a complete sperg.

>>19638066
If there's no big sack to sniff while she coats your body in cum after facefucking you whats even the point

>>19647600
>you will never hear the thump of her sudden erection hitting the underside of her desk on stream
Why even live

>>19539630
Imagine an IRyS futawife, clumsily yet enthusiastically asserting herself after her nephilim nature manifests in the form of a meaty dick. God I would suck her dry and make her moan, then take it in the ass as she bites my shoulder with her adorable fangs.

>>19612882
futa is normie tier now. most of the threads on /gif/ are trap or trap adjacent

>>19649112
>most of the threads on /gif/ are trap or trap adjacent
Last time I went they they tended to be focused on another fetish that I won't bother naming here

>>19648876
and then she'll make some form of Irys pun on hope pun in mid session and you fall in love with her.

>>19649112
Who would want to fuck a trap am I right guys ha…

>>19539630
>No one said Aruran
Casuals.

>>19650467
>if she had one
I also lust over his roommate more than his model

>>19650517
Is he hot?

>>19651232
I saw a picture of his abs at some point and he was really fit, that's enough for me

>>19645625
Futas aren't gay, retard. Research has shown that only straight guys like futa, gay men like cuntboys.

>>19649576
She should be the one to fill your dark hole with light

>>19651832
IRyS stop posting and come fuck me right now!

>>19651653
Both sound like they're in denial that they're bi.

>>19651936
Get in line.

>>19652020
Straight guys like the female body shape and gay guys like the male body shape.

>>19652020
I'm pretty sure that I'm bisexual but I do NOT want to say that I'm bisexual because that would mean porn rotted my brain to the point of changing my sexuality. That being said, futas aren't real so I can safely worship futa cock without a care in the world if it makes me gay or not.

>>19652728
All I'm hearing is denial.
If you like a guy, feminine body shape or not, there's a good chance you aren't straight. And that's fine.

>>19651653
>>19652020
>>19652728
>>19652941
>>19653003
More details in the full video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE

>>19653003
>If you like a guy
Well good thing we're talking about futas then?

>>19650467
This guy misspelled it >>19551517
That said you two need to leave, this thread is a no fag zone

>>19653239
Yes, let's continue with that rather than posting a 17 minute video trying to prove they totally aren't gay.

>>19653321
Just play it in the background or something. It has a lot of interesting points.

>>19631087
?

>>19653053
>bald j**** guy and indian guy
Of course. Are they researchers? Has their research been replicated? Has their results been p-hacked? (they have). This is just a skit pretending to be "research"

>>19638844
Depends on the person. I'd love to lightly caress Fubuki's micro penis, but I'd also take Coco's massive cocock

>>19653003
these guys are in hard denial mode, I started off with futas and it just keeps going down on that slope to traps

>>19653321
The point you're trying to ignore is that "liking a guy" is irrelevant here because futas aren't men.

>>19653405
Double Penetrated

>>19653677
Denial is just the first stage to eventual acceptance

>>19539988
W-well, at least I'm bigger than Ollie regarding that matter...

>>19539988
I'm smaller than all of them...

>>19654492
Average worldwide penis size is about 5.5 inches. Over half of the world's population of men have a smaller dick than them.

>>19652941
Liking FUTA make you as gay as liking lolicon makes you a pedophile. Simple as. Lewd nihonji drawings does not equal reality

>>19654706
Y-yeah, but... I kinda got into traps from futa and that's... definitely gay.

>>19654746
I tend to follow the "as long as you top it's not gay" philosophy

>>19539630
Either ina's gigantic, monstrous cock or watame's small, fluffy and cute dick.
I'm totally straight, but I prefer more gentle sex than anything, I feel like ina or watame would be really embarrassed or supportive during a blowjob, so it's both for me.

>>19654746
Have you slept with a man? If not is not gay, your masculity is safe insecure chamaa

>>19654781
If a woman pegs you does it make you gay though?

>>19654845
Yes.

>>19654845
Only if are still the dom. No idea how you would still do that though. So still probably gay for you at least.

>>19654781
Ah, the old Greek way

>>19654781
Corollary to that, does gay sex prevents you from attaining wizardhood? Are you still considered a virgin if you only had gay sex?

>>19655049
sex is sex

Can we keep the topic to FutaHololive?

>>19655638
Fuck

Futa is trending in the United States.

>>19655750
EN3 confirmed to be all futa

Are we making /futa/ a thing then? Seems like this thread worked out though I'm sure someone here had to talk a whole lot for that to happen. If so, use one of the more censored images this thread has for the header so that the thread doesn't get banned like the others did, which were not censored bulges.

>>19655871
No, a general would be shit. It's one of those things where people can come together for the occasional thread, but a constant presence would be awful.

>>19655991
I wouldn't say awful but more like it'd die after the third attempt

>>19648808
>"Calli~ I know you love my sexy body, don't deny it. Let me dance for you!"
>"NO! KUSOTORI W-WAIT. L-LISTEN, YOU GOTTA STOP OR I'LL-"
>*thump* "GUH, DAMNIT"

>>19656372
That would be a mercy. If it survived it would undoubtedly do it by being shit, like all generals where there isn't enough content to support them.

>>19655991
Well then... It was a fine thread with many ups and downs, looking at you Lamy, but it seems we are out of time. I hope one day the joy for futa can be reinstated in /wg/ and /horni/, but until then, sayonara fags

>>19656637
Well at least /d/ still exists

Yeah, thanks for the thread. It was fun.

>>19656811
I prefer not to browse through that cesspit of disgusting fetishes when I'm only looking for a regular woman with a cock. /d/ is not for me unfortunately

>>19656973
I did try there earlier but yeah the other kinks there definitely put me off.
Sucks because I actually liked this thread minus the unironic "I'm totally not gay" discussion

>>19657187
Unfortunately there's only roughly 3 people here at best that can come up with hot text to actually trigger arousal, so I guess they got bored without knowing what to discuss. But of course, the Lamy estrogen pills discussion probably didn't help

>>19627756
Absolutely.
No cock is left unsucked

new futanari scenario
discuss

New Thread or is this a one-off?

>>19658166
As much as I liked this thread, probably better off keeping this one alive and having it be a one off

>>19658268
Well, it's about to be pruned

In closing, I'd still suck them all.

>>19658366
Well if someone wants to make an attempt in making a second one, they're welcome to
But can't guarantee that would be for the best.

>>19658166
I'm sure we could have another thread without trouble, but that pessimistic guy kinda took the wind out of my sail...

>>19539630
Coco, Botan, Watame, Kanata, Fubuki, Mio, Korone, Okayu, Miko, Suisei, Sora, Aki, Haachama, Ayame, Flare, Pekora, Towa, Nene, Lui, Chloe, Iroha, Koyori