/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19560723
Horrifying

I love Ina!

moom post

I love the clock and the snake!

'melier

What did we learn on the thread tonight?

Do we really have to use the Towa thread?

A Towa thread is what you fags deserve

KIARA LOVE

I hate this thread in particular

>>19560768
Okayu is the coolest and sexiest, as usual.

KIARA LOVE

>>19560723
>wake up in the morning
>go to the bathroom
>look in my mirror
>see a male
>he speaks English
>reminds me of males in HoloEN
>begin to seethe uncontrollably
>knock everything off my bathroom counter
>throw shampoo bottles out of the window
>slip on the soap I just threw to the floor
>crack my head on the toilet bowl and die
>have to ask my cousin to post this by talking to him via ouija board
>but he's a male who speaks English too, so now back to I'm seething again

>CGDCT but with livestreams
>add males
Don’t wanna hear any dumb copes from normalfags. This shit is retarded.

Stream Marshall Maximizer..!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UP3DO56dh4

>>19560723
Towa
Nice

>>19560748
>>19560758
Hey me too!

>>19560548
>load up Holodex out of curiosity
>Homo/Holo romantic karaoke off collab

Shitposting aside, how does KFP feel when Kiara do a collab with Hololive males in the future? I remember that schizo Korean KFP who doesn't want male collab going apeshit in superchat

>T*wa thread
We have now officially reached rock bottom

You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize this
You're not getting in because you've spent 5000 honors on Dwarf Fortress

I'm extremely grateful that Noel's streamed for this long.

why are we timelooping holomyth announcement again?

>>19560721
It's hilarious, isn't it?
I feel bad if any of them are actually males. Imagine arguing with holes, just like females do.
Fucking pathetic.

Please let EN males have a trap and shota

Guess I have a bunch a shit to put on eBay before the value plummets.

トワとは?

>>19560768
/hlgg/ actually likes to imagine them selves being cucked just like in that one manga

HOMO HATE

>>19560753
moom reply

>>19560768
Nobody who posts in global watches streams

Luv me Hololive
Ate me Holostars
No sexist
Just don't like em

Streamin chuchu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs

Isn't it too early in the day for a Twap thread?

>>19560589
He’s making the point that no one actually knows how things will pan out. When myth happened, it seemed like the consensus was that it was the end of hololive forever. Look where we are now. Not much has changed except hololive now has an English branch. I just think it’s going to be like an English Holostars in the way that the female members won’t collab with them and at most there will be 1 or 2 forced collabs.

This wouldn't have been a problem if hololive wasn't advertised as an "idol" company in the first place

>>19560829
>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize this
I can't believe people already forgot about Coco's interview

rrat

my oshi didn't retweet the announcement so I'm safe. Don't care about the rest though

>>19560829
Ame...

>>19560768
That most anons either don't want what's coming, or don't care strongly unless it affects them. Beggars are the overwhelming minority.

>>19560829
Ame Ame Ameeeee

Meimei a cute!

>>19560814
See
>>19552527

>>19560854
Fuck that, I'm making the next thread a Towa thread too. All Towa threads for the rest of the day!

The Princess of Atlantis sits upon her future throne in solitude. The only one who won't retweet or shill the announcement.

I kneel.

*summons Sseth into StarsEN*

>>19560848

>>19560714
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91441548
4th pic is confusing though

https://streamable.com/0uyzp8

Look at these takodachis in their natural environment.
Wah'ing.
Violent.
Happy.

I started saying Shitake instead of shit because of IRyS. Luckily my friends don't watch vtubers

Post holostars to scare off unicorns

>>19560829
>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize this
Ame...
Coco...
Noel...
Sana...

My wife

>>19560859
Sana…

Catching up with irys ER vod, holy cow is it frustrating how she forgets lock on so many times.

>watamelon thread dies
>threads turn to shit
everytime

Mori a nig!

>>19560848

>>19560872
>we

>>19560918
Sana is AO-chan so she's doing something else for Holofes.

>>19560774
LOVE & LUST

>>19560908
IS THAT A

>Kiara finally got Euro Hololive friend
>It's a Hololive EN male
>Deadhours finally filled up
>It's Hololive EN males
Do you happyy with this outcome anon?

When homoEN comes I'll just go back to watching JP exclusively, as I did before EN existed. Simple as.
I did my reps for a reason

>>19560916
With the exception of Sanners every single one of those people have dropped covers and done several karaokes
You are expected to sing in Hololive even if you cant

>>19560933
You're a beggar then.

>Simpuru is besto
Noel has cute english

>>19560913

>>19560900
>veil still visible
EEEYAAAA I'M GONNA ANTI

will there ever be non-humanoid holo?

Reminder that JPs are scandalous whores while EN is pure.

>>19560857
They are still idols, won't stop being idols if they collab with males.
Now if an "idolfag" goes in expecting traditional idols it's their fault if they get burned, even if there are some holos who follow those expectations.

>>19560957
Yes

>>19560957
What if we get Fr*nchman?

>>19560957
yes i happyy

>>19560548
anon, are you dumb?
i wouldn't drop this hobby out of principle, i would drop it if males collabs became prevalent and ruin this hobby for me, so something would have to have changed
your logic is completely broken

>>19560913
>JP homos
nobody cares about the JP homos, it's the EN homos that are the problem.

>>19560957
At this point? Sure, why not?

>>19560856
The thing is I don't care how good the homos are
The only way this will be acceptable is if they're totally segregated and don't talk
Even if it turns out like that, these threads will forever be destroyed just like the niji ones

>>19560841
HomoStarEN just saved me a bunch of money, now I won’t be buying any of the upcoming birthday shit.

>>19560923
Don't worry! She gets better by the end! She only forgets occasionally during Margit.

>>19560931
AHHH IM SO JEALOUS

>>19560957
I haven't been happy for a week now, I miss Amelia

>>19560821
anon, yagoo is a hololive male.....

>fat northern english bloke from Leeds
>fat black man from Louisiana
>fat cowboy from Texas
>depressed euro that smokes cigarettes on stream
>cute femboy from the Virgin Islands
rate homoEN

>>19560901
That would be fucking amazing. He even knows the rules for appearing on screen in the flesh already.
No face. Reflective surfaces eliminated. Long gloves on hands.

>>19560768
Spamming on cooldown during dead hours is still a very effective method of shitposting

>>19560916
Why isn't Fauna on this list

>>19560821
I'm sure KFP trusts their oshi unlike Chumsharts who apparently thinks their oshi is a whore who'll flirt with any male that looks at her

Mumei post

>>19560925
We can always... reconstruct it.
Make it more. The soft watamelon flesh is weak. The rind... can be made better.

>>19560723
what a cute girl

Genuinely wonder if the girls had any input on who gets in this audition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k

>>19560960
HomostarsEN will be expected to perform in Starsfes just like HoloEN is expected to perform in Holofes.

>>19561015
I actually forgot about her...

>>19560768
that a lot of people really will call anything a nothingburger

whatever happened to that new Stars JP gen that was coming?

>>19561010
>>cute femboy from the Virgin Islands
Rapeable

>>19560957
>Kiara got Euro Hololive friend
>>It's a male
No not happy at all

>>19561018
That's a candy

>>19561014
always has been

>>19560821
I trust my bird to be professional if it ever does happen. She has never led me astray and has been good to us through and through.

>>19560829
b-but I'm good at gaems....

>>19560829
>>19560957
le tired fox

>>19560982
We got african and albanian

>>19560985
I hope you do quit you samefagging mong

>>19560957
not in the least
unless we manage a male/female split I'll probably just watch my oshi and stop following/discussing the rest of hololive

>>19561018
Mumei reply

>>19560880
She's gonna stream today! Don't go to sleep

>>19384454
Did you like it, /hlgg/?

>>19561010
>fat northern english bloke from Leeds
He's in

>>19561043
nice

>>19560857
well good thing it isn't, it's not 2018 anymore

>Holostars EN is one Serb, one Croat, one Albanian, one Bosnian, and one Greek
thoughts?

Time to pretend to be a fandead so I can get a refund on my HoloFes ticket
Rushia's male yab saved me from wasting money on HolostarsEN, what an ironic twist of fate

>>19560857
They used to be an idol company, they aren't anymore
They have been advertising themselves as an entertainment company for a while
myth aren't idols
Council aren't idols
Gen 6 aren't idols
ID 3 won't be idols
They are just streamers with an anime picture

I don't get the doomposting about holostar en. we've already had two male waves from nijisanji and nothing happened so stop panicking

>>19561028
depends if they have any guy friends and they happened to tell them they should try out for the auditions. Whether they pass or not is not up to them though

They're in!

Why are >we getting upset about women collabing with men again? Towa streams with the other holomem practically every day and no one says anything about him?

>>19560916
Ame and fauna funny enough are the only karaokes I actually like
They feel more real

>>19560957
No.

>>19561091
They will be called, HoloTurks.

>>19560880
>a whore*

>>19561099
>nothing happened
HAHAHAHAHA

>>19560857
being advertised as Idols is what made them popular in the first place

>>19560829
>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive

Ame...Sana...Kronii...Fauna...

>>19561099
nice bait

>>19561099
90% of this thread was not around before myth

>>19561110
KEK

>>19560829
One of the new HomoStarsEN WILL play Rome Total War.

>>19561110

>>19561082
>not the same filename

Will HomoEN have the first Black holopro member?

>>19560957
yuro hours are already filled with nijiniggers, so they probably will accept it

Is it really that hard not to reply to the same bait for the past 5 fucking hours? How mentally unstable must you be to be unable to resist giving obvious doom posters a reply?

>>19561152
yeah, me

>>19561110
that was uncalled for anon

>>19561110
nobody gives a fuck about tortuga

>>19561099
>and nothing happened
The lazulight only thread still existing is enough to show that isn't true

>>19561051
Oh, ok. That's fine. I still think you're wrong, but at least you're not purposely inconsistent like a fucking idiot. And I say you're wrong because Noel, just like Fauna, did take lessons because she wanted to put in effort. It's not her fault her teacher gave up on her.

>>19561096
Cope faggot, they sing, dance and inspire changes for the better in their audience by being shinning examples. They are idols and you will cry from joy when they are on stage.

>>19561057
That's the thing with this announcement: There literally isn't even an officialized set of people for HomoEN yet dramafags are acting like it's the end of the world. At earliest we'll get to see their designs by September if the stars align and the scouts find perfect talent matches immediately.

>>19561110
anon literally no one actually watches towa here

people spam those old /jp/ jokes of "eww its towa" or "ui image saying towa sucks" constantly but how often do you see an actual towa stream get discussed here? fucking never

>>19561127
why is she like this...

>>19561010
Too many fat people
Add a hood nigga who likes rapping
Also add some extremely autistic chunni guy

I expected a huge amount of grudgeposters ITT, but i barely see any of them here...

>>19561099
The doom posted started cause Cover advertised it as HoloEN auditions and not Stars audition.

>>19561091
Would be glad that they’ll all yuros so twitterniggers would only ship them with Kiara.

He's in.

>>19561096
You missed your ''Yagoo's dream is death'' meme redditor

>>19561171
I think it's a lot of people cycling in and out.

>>19561172
why are you black

>>19561171
I watch vtubers. That's how mentally unstable I am, you fucker. At this point it wouldn't shock me if there was literally no other human in here, just me replying to myselves on cooldown.

>>19560916
Ame talking about it at 1:42:17
https://youtu.be/et8HYdSoQ-Q?t=6138
>Q:Are all HololiveEN members required to sing?
>A: No but…
>”You better start scheduling some singing lessons!”
I think they prefer people who can sing. And if you can’t, they will try to make you into a singer somehow

>>19561171
>It's already been five hours.
What the fuck I thought it was like 30 minutes I need to do shit today.

>>19561191
feeling lazy 2day

>Kiara retweets the announcement: 80 (You)s and it's the end of the world
>Bae retweets the announcement: 40 (You)s
>Even fucking Olli retweets the announcement: 20 (You)s
>Mori retweeted the announcement and nobody even cared enough to point it out

>>19561010
Needs a mexican chunni with Toriyama as papa

>obvious sounding black guy
>has a white looking model
>still says nigga on stream
could he get away with it?

Were From permissions really worth a graduated Rushia, suspended Nene and 5 EN men?

>>19561152
>first Black holopro member
>Migo
>flare
>Oga
>Mori
>Kiara

>>19561191
wasn't the original kizuna grudgeposter a deadbeat? would make sense why he gave up on that

>>19561196
No, the retarded english translation advertised it as a HoloEN audition. Everywhere else says Hololive Production, which is what both Holostars AND Hololive is under

>>19561191
for what? Homostars EN? I would but the whole fucking thing spans for 1 and a half years and, sadly, I'm not that autistic

>>19561191
They died along with their idol... RIP ai-chan...

>>19561197

Jerma will join homoEN btw

>>19561222
It's expected from her

>>19561216
Ame understands that its about the journey or watching your oshi grow

What is her ultimate goal?

If the majority of the English speaking fanbase respected the culture hololive has then this wouldn't be even worth talking about. The problem is that even if the EN homos were well behaved and respectful, the "fans" would still try to force homos and the girls to interact and demand they "tear down walls" and stupid shit. I feel bad for any guy that gets in and just wants to hang with his EN bros and JP senpai.

>>19561233
What the fuck gave you that idea

>>19561099
there is doomposting precisely because this isnt nijisanji, retard
the (mostly) male-free entertainment is what makes hololive stand out

>>19561222
>numberfagging (you)s

>>19561224
That would be hilarious as fuck. Miko n-word collab when? WHO CAN SAY IT THE BEST/

>>19561091
Can Kiara satisfy all of them by herself?

>>19561222
Everyone already left.

>>19561057
Izuru said none of the applicants met their standards basically.

It has been one year since Gura admitted to eating baby food.

>>19561152
I will join holostars and will finally clear my backlog

>>19561222
Kiara owns the board anon

>>19561259
The talents are adult ass women who would not fall to that blatant bullshit though. They haven't in the past fucking year and a half and there's no reason to believe they will now.

>>19561191
I have no interest in grudgeposting the lowest common denominator who actually thought this wouldn't happen.

>>19561256
>that music
Mumei is a deadbeat?

>>19561243

>>19561222
There's nothing surprising about it

>>19561259
>the "fans" would still try to force homos and the girls to interact and demand they "tear down walls" and stupid shit.

Who cares what the fans want?

>>19561259
They will need to tard wrangle their audience very fucking hard. I hope whoever is responsible fkr them trains them well in this aspect.

>>19561222
So it makes perfect sense?
Mori and Ollie are the least surprising, Bae was expected too and only Kiara was unclear if she would do it or not.

Wow!

>>19561077
>samefagging
anon please you have to hide how new you are better

>>19561191
past the general announcement they did, if you didn't think Cover was at least seriously considering this you were dumb

>noel is still playing elden ring
how many / which bosses has she beaten this stream?

>holoen stars debut
>they're all russian

/hlgg/ population right now
>gachikois losing their shit over the prospect of males intereacting with the girls
>anti-idol culture anons wanting the male segregation to be over
>unrelated anons shitposting as either side to keep the ball going
>Chumbuds on their high horse setting up deathflags left and right
Did i miss anybody?

>>19561191
Don't want to get banned for flooding

>>19561262
>WAAAAAAA 'my girls' are gonna collab with males WAAAAAAAA

>>19561259
This is the thing people don't get: The ones accepted for HomoEN are going to be the ones who already know what the culture of Hololive is about.
Did everybody already memoryhole *guitar riff*? Because that's the type that dramafags are claiming will get in this time.

>>19561251
Fanatic news, looking forward to his bizzare stream ideas with Polka

>>19561182
You sound like someone that wants the banana
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>>19561302
mori went on a whole schizo arc because of one superchat

>>19561334
>only Kiara was unclear if she would do it or not.
You clearly know very little about Kiara.

>>19561226
Yes. The ritual required tribute.
Trust the plan.
This will be the foundation of a whole new world.

>>19561222
My oshi runs this thread anon. Now... if Gura were to retweet it... expect boardwide shitposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNoHf2ra70
Chloe wants to be tied up! By another girl even!

>>19561091
Termination after first collab

>>19561331
The company that wants money, sadly

>>19561191
Grudge what exactly?
That homoEN won't happen? It was obvious that it would. The few times some people said it was clear shitposting.
I frankly don't understand why people are pretending to be shocked.

Why do chumbies always throw a fit when the topic is males? It's the only EN fanbase i see so consistently against them. The others either don't care or wouldn't mind

>>19561083
Maybe I should have slept more today.

Hey guys, what if I told you that managers don't necessarily have to be female? What if I told you we've known for a fact for over a year and change that one of them is, in fact, a male? And that they're not only in the discord with them, they're also in their DMs? What if I told you that your oshi has spoken to a male (their father) at one point in their lives?

>>19561355
JPfags watching streams or just posting normally

>>19561382
and my grudge

>>19561251
>>19561368
kill yourselves

Why is she so unbearably thristy all of the sudden?

>>19561355
>anti-idol culture anons
reddit and twitter tourists*

I trust cover’s scouting to get the most respectful men that understand hololive culture.

>>19561355
I miss Ame...

>>19560957
oh my gaaaahd imagine if there's a cute shota boy with a big penis and his oshi is mori calliope wouldn't that be really funny dudes haha

>>19561295
>ok, I finally made my debut, time to clear my backlog!
>First game, no permissions
>Second game, they lost permissions
>Third Game, they forgot to ask for permissions
>Fourth, fifth and sixth game, not allowed to play it
>seventh game, can play but only once a week, for a minimum of 2 hours and a maximum of 4, and have to ask five days in advance

>>19560789

Say fucking HolostarsEN right fucking now
Stop saying "for Hololive English"
Stop saying "under Hololive Productions"
Stop pointing out the channel it's on as if that implication is a hard confirmation you're not going to jam men into HoloEN

he's in

>>19561371
That's because Mori is an immature brat who's always had a problem with being stifled. The rest don't have that issue and if they do they sure as hell don't vent it out to the world because, as I said, they are grown ass women.

>>19561394
The company doesn't force them to do as much as retards in here think they do. If they did, then they would have forced more Holos into doing music collabs with the Homos.

>>19561403
Because they're based.

>>19561411
What if I told you I dont care because thats not part of their stream and then I told you to kys?

>>19561411
I'm Ame's Dad, Manager, BF, and Husband

>>19561354
Based if true

>>19561005
How did her ass get so wet? Is she that horny? Did she squirted

>>19561259
Yeah the fans may try to bait interactions and shipfag shit but it's ultimately up to the chuuba. If the homos respect the culture you would have to worry about the girls that wish to 'tear down walls" like you said.

>>19561354
>they're all bodans

>>19561460
I would spank this cat so hard.

>>19561367
~ INTRO ~

(entire intro segment is her walking back and forth between her hallway and the living room of her lower-class, unvacuumed abode) Hey everyone, I just wanted to check in with you all, I think it's day 19, right? Today's video is only going to be up for the people in the Discord, um, yeeah, it's gonna be an... audition tape for Hololive 'cuz they're doing their English vtuber auditions, so I submitted mine tonight, it's supposed to be a five minute video whereyoushpos'd to be explaining why you should be a Vtuber. So, there's kinda a lot of wiggle room but I hope you guys find the video fun and um... informative?

I don't know! I've been trying to avoid the internet a lot today because I want to actually get some work done and I, I'm definitely somebody who'd get sucked into like weird drama, but it's so amazing to see all the support you guys have, um, given uh, Conrad (boyfriend) and me, 'cuz like it's really just like exciting but confusing time, but um, but yeah I'm excited to be kind of opening up about that... stuff. Uh, I still identify as a woman...? Um, but yeah, I'm still coming to terms with the fact that I am, I might be a big GAY. And I might have always been a big gay. And uh, and that's alright. Hehehehe... I have a lot of interesting and good video ideas for the rest of the month. I have one that's proooobably going to, blow... up and will cause drama... Uh, but... (laugh)

Ishouldgetthe Hololive audition out before then, because um, yeah, I may have to dial back some of that if I uh... I have no idea. The stuff on their website, the Hololive website, is very vague, it basically says like, "You'll be streaming three times a week, um, and that, they'll give you a call for an interview..." And there's like no information about how many people they'll pick or really what you'll be doing or if you're gonna like, need to buy equipment or if you're gonna have a handler or anything, there's nothing like that, so... I'm really more excited to learn about the process, uh, so I really hope I hear back from them, but if you like, read the description of the application, it's like LITERALLY MADE FOR ME, so (laugh). This will be the perfect opportunity to finally make my debut into another dimension, I guess. But yeah, thanks for all the support everybody! Tomorrow, there will be a livestream at 6 PM Eastern time featuring Hippocrit, AshVampire, and Michelle will be there too. And we're gonna be talking about Hippo's productivity chart he posted on Twitter. We will be taking voice calls from other people but my Discord is locked right now, um, (laughs) because I suspect there is a... IIIIII suspect there may be some foul play um, involved in my, um, community, right now but hehe... It's uh, I'm not gonna let it get me down or anything, but we'll see... Uh, yeah, so (laughs) I do want to reopen the Discord at the end of the month. Um, I need mods, I need more mods before I feel comfortable doing that, probably like 2 mods on top of Ash, I think that will be sufficient in case somebody can't make it to a stream...

But yeah, I'll reopen the Discord, I also want to make some changes to the Discord too, uhh, perhaps adding some paywalled channels, uhh, for Patrons, I kind of want to use my Patreon as basically like uhh, a way to get into the Discord. And I also would like to start making some ASFW content, NOT PORN, of me but uhh, [lowers voice] maybe something to do with hentai, I dunno. Haha, we'll see, there's lots of really exciting avenues I could take things right now but it really depends on, onnn what direction I wanna be, if I wanna be 2D, 3D, or both, but hehe yeah, uh, I'll see you guys tomorrow, enjoy the audition clip. Bye!

>>19561459
for Hololive English
under Hololive Productions
the channel it's on as if that implication is a hard confirmation you're not going to jam men into HoloEN

>>19561367
What if they’re all deadbeats

>>19561355
Literally all of what you listed are just shitposters. I doubt anyone here genuinely cares

>>19561355
deadbeats lurking now watching anons falseflag as deadbeats

>>19561458
My backlog is full of Capcom and From games, I’ll be fine

>biggest coco simp
>coco is gone
>will still probably apply
So /hlgg/, how do you think he'll do in homostarsEN?

>>19561276
Your mother can KEK

Gura will ignore men and has a cunny collab today. God I love Gura so much

>>19561511
I genuinely care.

This will be your Holostar EN.

Is omegay going to be in homen?

>>19561330
I missed my daughter's birthday...

>>19561500
~ AUDITION BEGINS ~

KONNICHIWA! Hello Hololive from Virginia Beach! (Virginia Beach stock footage in the background) My name is PantsuParty aka Amanda Lynn Morris and I'm a YouTuber slash creative individual slash someone who identifies with being born in the wrong dimension. Tragically, I... truly just do not fit in the 3rd dimension, so... WOW! AHEHEHEHE! AS YOU CAN SEE, I'm a goofy girl who REALLY embraces being themself, and I love to try new things! I'M REALLY good at technology, I pick up on, uh, things really fast. Just within this past month, I picked up Adobe Premiere to learn how to use that software ahead of time, and made tons of videos, actually a video every day for the whole month of May, so please check out PantsuParty if you want to see more of what I'm like, uh, and what kind of things I come up with... I mainly like to focus on anime-related content, I love to analyze anime, I love to talk about otaku culture, I love to talk about anything Japaneeese, uh, I love gaming, (background cuts to Pokemon, Animal Crossing) I was super obsessed with Animal Crossing when it came out, I love to do lots of seeing unboxing games (?) Unfortunately, I am NOT a Minecraft stan, so if that's what you're gonna contractually obligate me to do [sudden cut] Hehehe, wait, I just got a call from my ex-CEO manager, he said, UH... Yeah, YEAH, I'd LOVE to play Minecraft! (laughs) Some of the types of content I do here on ye olde YouTube includes passionately musically performing some...thing...

[MUSIC BREAK TO TONE-DEAF SINGING / RAPPING COMPLETE WITH MUSIC VIDEO:]
SLIDE IN ON A TENTACOOL
RUB YOU RAW LIKE SCHOOL DAYS
DON'T PICK UP THE CELLULAR THEY'LL HACK THEIR WAY INTO THE GATE
WITH THE TENTACOOL I DROOL X MARKS THE GIRL ABLAZE
CREEPY AS A-
[MUSIC STOPS]

I have tons of gaming streams and let's plays content, one of my favorite ones is when I tried to do a Pokemon SoulSilver Nuzlocke, which, unfortunately ended with a... (laughs) With Glitch City. I've already done multiple livestreams already on my Twitch dot tv channel, I definitely would be able to do at least 3 streams a week. Another one of my passions is art. (bad drawing of herself in the background) I love drawing, I've been drawing since I was little. Recently, I was endowed with a drawing table that I can connect to my computer (she's recording her computer monitor with a camera as it goes through one of her YT videos) and I tried making a Drawcast, but I would be very interested in doing more stuff like... that. (Awkwardly gestures, presents the video behind her)

Sooo, if I haven't scared you away yet, (background cuts to an image representation featuring anime girls and lewd cosplay titled motivation.jpg) you may be wondering what is UP with that get-up? UHH, ARE THOSE underpants on your head? And uh, yes, it's underpants on my head... I truly think pantsu are the most versatile fashion accessory any one girl can have! Not only does it function as an adorable hat, (she draws the bottom over her face) it could also become a facemask! Just like the common shimapan, I am EXTREMELY versatile! I can do ALLLLL kinds of things! Draw, sing, act, make a complete fool of myself on the internet (hmm), be adorable, whatever you need me to do, I am williiing to take commaaaand! The reason why I want to become a Hololive vtuber is that the whole phenomenon of vtubing and virtual YouTubing and just YouTube in general has inspired me to take a lot of risks with my life and to really kind of develop a lot of creative talents. I grew up extremely shhhy aaand I didn't really know how to really make connections with people and I think it's so wonderful that this new technology allows people with different learning styles, maybe different perspectives, maybe even people who speak different languages, uh, a chance to connect with somebody and not have to worry about all the, all the not so fun stuff that we have to deal with in the real world.

>>19561503
Honestly, the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time means that either they didn’t get many auditions or everyone fucking sucked.

>>19561411
>What if I told you [a bunch of irrelevant shit]
I'd expecte to see this type of post on twitter not here

>>19561399
> frankly don't understand why people are pretending to be shocked.
Archive reps. Now.
A sizeable percentage of the thread considers drama the real reason to come to the board.

>>19561550
yeah. about shitposting

>>19561480
Okayu starts sweating profusely at even the thought of sex.

>>19561355
yeah, r*ddit tourists such as (You)rself sightseeing
pretty big chunk of the current population

>It took over a year and a half for genmates to meet in person when they weren't literally in the same city with each other
>Somehow, all the girls are gonna be fucking HomoEN like rabbits, despite the fact they will likely be from all over the world like HoloEN

You guys are actual fuckin retards.

https://youtu.be/hzZzK_g_b14

>>19561549
this one is so much worse that guitar riff and I'm glad it doesn't get posted as often

Guys, I know it sounds crazy, but most of them are Male anyways.
What if they all just applied as a group and got in together?
Imagine the pandemonium.

>>19561469
This post smells fishy

>>19561043
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19561355
>Did i miss anybody?
Yeah, me

Lapchan. Video. Watch. I'm not asking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGYmC7GkD_8

>>19561561
>Honestly, the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time means [headcanon]

>>19561559
Uhh, hehe! My favorite vtuber is Natsuiro Matsuri, she is SO funny and spunky and I just REALLY respect the energy and the effort she puts into entertaining her fanbase. Uh, I hope I can be like her one day! Ehehehe! As for my history here on the platform of YouTube, I have been making content for the site for a very long time! When I was in middle school, I used to make those lyric singalong videos and just like AMVs of my favorite anime, and almost 3 years ago, I launched my own YouTube channel PantsuParty and my side channel Corrupting Your Kids, where I just kind of make whatever I'm inspired to make. I've been featured in HUNDREDS of videos by now, there's a playlist called Every Video Featuring May (playlist is scrolling in the background) I will link it in the description of this video. But that includes every video I've ever been in, I've done voice acting roles, I've done livestreams, I've done off the cuff reviews, I've made and edited analysis videos, all sorts of stuff but you'll find it there. Also I just wanted to say that like even though I love to have fun, and kind of, kind of a little edgy, I do think it's really important to follow the rules and I just really want to make the best content possible.

Thanks for watching my audition, PantsuParty out! (peace sign)

>>19561549
Good lord...

>>19561371
Mori went on an arc cause of sleeping 2h a day

>>19561554
I'm retard
Didn't mean to reply

>>19561549
I memory holed that one, holy shit

>>19560933

>>19561581
cool

>>19561598
I don't watch HoloGra and I'm not watching a minecraft video. I am too responsive to cringe.

>>19561259
Who will be EN Matsuri?

>>19561579
literally who are you quoting? I just don't want to watch men

I'm gonna audition with panties on my head bros. wish me luck.

He's been blatiantly anti-schizo, and pro-unity.
I think he's going to make it in.

>>19561411
damn, almost as if you completely missed the point and people here only care about the content of streams and not the private life of the holos!
are you per chance a doxxfag?

>>19561403
Because we actually love Gura

>>19561043
>korone getting all this cool ass art
>for fucking banjo

Eekum bokum really is that legendary eh?

>>19561579
Not just retards. Americans & SEA. This was posted at the exact moment that all the schizos come on.
Indonesians are almost as obsessed with cock as Americans.

>>19561542
Regrettably Mori is also in the collab, and this will be her first stream after the announcement. I can see her being tone deaf enough to try to promote them during the collab.

>>19561629
I volunteer

>>19561542
Will Gura speak more than Ina did?

>>19561606
Retard, the open audition in January was for male and females.

>>19561458
Joke's on you I'd be replaying all the Nintendo games I like and my backlog is mostly stuff that fall within blanket permissions
Only thing that would suck is I wouldn't be able to play romhacks

Will we get someone as based as him as a manager?

>>19561631
But you don't have to. Do you watch holostars? No? 99% chance it'll be exactly the same.

>>19561612
what the fuck irys it's 6 am

>>19561573
I wonder how it smells…

IRyS has been awake working and randomly retweeting stuff for hours and seems to have ignored the audition tweet.

only tourist dramafags have strong opinions about holoMEN, positive or negative, reasonable streamwatchers don't have any opinion because those hypothetical future members haven't streamed yet so there's nothing to go off

we might get a block autist to drag the server fowards!

He's done streams with Okayu before, and his eigo is pretty good- think he'll make it in?

>>19561561
>the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time means
they're dead set on actively making HolostarsEN a thing and they're not content to only put together a gen if they get enough attention passively

>>19561639
The last thing I want is more /sp/ in this thread

>>19560957
>>19560821
If Hololive ever gets antis that can actually speak English I will be worried. I am not worried.

>>19561667
Proof?
Any at all? Other than
>Hurr males in picture which proves nothing

>>19561559
https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4

>>19561579
>what is discordsex

>>19561411
>Muh mom father analogy
kys

>>19561684
She was playing with her keyboard. Speed type racing.

>>19561662
mori better not talk about men in front of the known unicorn Laplus

>https://youtu.be/czfjbNitJ4M
>Video unavailable

this drama is distracting you of the real problem
WHERE IS THE REFLECT MV YOU STINKY LAZY SHARK

>>19561693
You are new, please stop being new.

>>19561574
I'm a chumbud though

>>19561467
They also don't force them to not act like sluts around the stars or constantly collab with them, they don't even stop them from being married or having a bf or whatever else.
At the end of the day you can only trust in your oshi and hope she does the right thing, but you do have to realize that for a lot of holos the whole gachikoi thing isn't that big of a consideration.
Ame for example wouldn't lose much from collabing with a star, the vast vast majority of people would be fine with it or even cheer for it, it's pretty much only here that you have some people who don't want it.

And I'm not saying they are wrong for not wanting it, I'm just saying the fact is that being against it is easily the minority opinion.

>>19561662
How many containment breakers will we have asking stupid ass questions about homostarsEN?

>>19561659
Some Holos commission artists just for thumbnails and this one might be such a case

>>19561680
>99% chance it'll be exactly the same
you can't honestly believe that

>>19561579
PEOPLE ENJOY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
THEY HAVE BEEN ENJOYING IT FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS
SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND PUTS RAISINS IN YOUR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
DO YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE AN ISSUE WITH PUTTING RAISINS IN THEIR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM? THEY REALLY ENJOYED THAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

>>19561693
Mori is going to mythrape one of my (future) boys and i'm seething about it already

>>19561222
they were all unironically me

>>19561750
I actually can.

Aw man, I just got home from work. Is it worth to go dumpsterdiving threads regarding the EN homo's?

>>19561694
If they're stars they'll get their own server.

Kind of would be unfair anyway to get someone in there who actually knows how to play and build and just shits all over anything the girls ever did.

Thoughts on niggers?

StarEN

>he probably would get in
>but he would have oveslept the deadline

>>19561703
you can't stop it
only pre 2016 /sp/ though

>>19561561
Yea they really must’ve disliked the last pool of candidates. Maybe they were weeding out the schizos and autists.

What would you do to this if there were no consequences?

>>19561753
I don't like chocolate ice cream though. I would enjoy it more if they added vanilla to it.

>>19561693
go back faggot

>>19561726
Having kissy gay sex with the unreleased Ame MV

>>19561542
>Mori will try to drag in homos as a conversation topic
>has no clue La+ has outright said no male collabs
It's gonna get awkward real quick

>>19560829
Sana....

I watch like 1 seasonal anime a year at most and I'm gonna apply!

>>19561680
I would feel a lot better if they made it clear if it's going to be holostarsEN or if they are just going to members of holoEN

>>19561659
hashiguma's drawings are fucking godly

>>19561403
If a male collab ever gets announced with her expect mass suicides.

>>19561723
Still waiting for a streamable or reupload of the chichi wo moge part

Im probably gonna get flamed for this but im kinda of a normie so I mostly think you guys are a bit crazy. I already watched a ton of man and women interaction or for the most part Boys only group interaction on the usual streaming scene with Ludwig and etc.
I watched Hololive cuz it was different, a group of cute anime girls and an only girls club , there is nothing else like it on the twitch or YouTube streaming scene.
Why would I watch the HoloEn boys when i can surely watch a bunch of unrestricted group of friends like Berleezy and co.
They seriously offer me nothing that I can see better and elsewhere.
Man already dominate the internet scene anyway so I assume the target audience for this are girls?

I TYPE IN ALL CAPS
I AM VERY MAD
I HIT SPACE AFTER EVERY SENTENCE
BECAUSE MY TYPING IS BAD

>>19561791
marriage and responsibly raising children

>>19561791
Smuggle her into Japan

>>19561465
Mori was in the right to shit on people spending money to cuss out or spread lies about her friends
the mistake was trying to land an epic dunk on unrelated shitposter simply cause she felt it was topical (and failing terribly)

>>19561776
Comachama lived a hard life...

>>19561688
Same

>>19561753
Ah i get it, you hate raisins right? me too
prunes are ok though right

>>19561753
Who the fuck likes chocolate ice cream

>>19561403
>The others either don't care or wouldn't mind
fuck off deadbeat

>>19561631
>>19561653
>>19561476
Then don't watch them. Skip the very rare collab they'll have. Fuckin Holostars already exists and they never collab. You niggas are gettin worked up over literally nothing.

>>19561753
The mind of a retard schizo. Keep watching Holos, there's literally nothing that will stop you and nobody forcing you to watch Homos. You don't watch every stream already, what's 1 less every few months?

>>19561263
If post defends mori or paints her in a positive light, he's a deadbeat
Pretty simple

>>19561791
right click and save but the consequences are having anything Hololive related on this PC

>>19561753
This analogy is stupid. get them to prepare you just chocolate ice cream instead. Or just take the raisins out

>>19561719
This dork...

What if we get more Australians?

>>19561795
H-hot

>>19561819
ogey

>>19561791
Marry and start a happy family together in Austria.

>>19561835
I

Think he'll make it in?
I can't find the soundpost of him claiming he's going to become a vtuber and mention Taiwan.

>>19561791
Ask her on a date, since she can't say no.

>>19561753
>food analogy

>>19561819
thanks for getting it, normie-kun
now get the fuck out

>>19561819
mucho texto

>>19561753
>THE RAISING ATOMS ARE FLYING OUT OF THE CONTAINER AND TURNING THE CHOCOLATE GAY

>EN fags on meltdown because they know their whores will jump on dick at the first opportunity

>>19561855
that's exactly the opposite of a deadbeat, ya maroon

>>19561791
Deep fry and eat her. She's a phoenix so it's infinite chicken for me

>>19561662
>Homos in front of laplus

>>19561849
They don't collab with starsJP because they hardly ever collab with JP in the fucking first place due to language barrier.

It's a totally different ballgame when they're all the same language. It'd be like going "pfft niji girls almost never hang with the JP males it'll be fine" prior to their dudes' debut. Biggest miscalculation ever.

>>19561855
t. Deadbeat

I MISS BAEEEE

I am the only adult left in this thread.

>>19561889
This is a bully-free zone. Aqua Crew. Remove your image immediately.

I AM going to get into HomoEN
I AM going to swoon my oshi
I AM going to get her to go on a diet
I AM going to raise a litter of kittens with her

Deal with it Architects. She will never eat large amounts of carbs again.

>>19561776
>>19561830
He got to see his oshi stream, at least once.

>>19561889
this stupid fucking cat won't let the gamer maid play video games
hate cat

>I don't wanna watch male collabs
>YEAH YOUR OSHI TALKED TO A MALE THAT TOTALY MEANS THEY ARE FUCKING!!! GO BACK DRAMANIGGER!!!!
Where do these people come from?

>Noel rolled while on a fucking thin platform and nearly falls off
>Starts running and nearly just runs off the ledge as well
She's trying to give me a heart attack

>>19561735
>At the end of the day you can only trust in your oshi and hope she does the right thing

the most enjoyable thing in my life is dependent on 8 timid girls having the guts to stand up to their company and fans for the sake of a few schizos' feelings

holy shit I'm fucked

>>19561753
So you fucking hate strawberry ice cream? Jesus fucking christ you make me sick. That also means you hate whipped cream and your ice cream. Fuck you and never come back,asshole.

Okay at this point holoen m*les is inevitable, what do you want and expect from them anon? for me i just want them to not become fujobait or flirting with my oshi, just bros being bros like Bobon or Oliver from nijis

>>19561924
baaaeeeeeeeeee

No males!

>>19561832
Stinky, smelly, fatto cat

>>19561736
Hundreds
There will be at least 3 superchats asking