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>>19560723Horrifying
I love Ina!
moom post
I love the clock and the snake!
'melier
What did we learn on the thread tonight?
Do we really have to use the Towa thread?
A Towa thread is what you fags deserve
KIARA LOVE
I hate this thread in particular
>>19560768Okayu is the coolest and sexiest, as usual.
>>19560723>wake up in the morning>go to the bathroom>look in my mirror>see a male>he speaks English>reminds me of males in HoloEN>begin to seethe uncontrollably>knock everything off my bathroom counter>throw shampoo bottles out of the window>slip on the soap I just threw to the floor>crack my head on the toilet bowl and die>have to ask my cousin to post this by talking to him via ouija board>but he's a male who speaks English too, so now back to I'm seething again
>CGDCT but with livestreams>add malesDon’t wanna hear any dumb copes from normalfags. This shit is retarded.
Stream Marshall Maximizer..!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UP3DO56dh4
>>19560723TowaNice
>>19560748>>19560758Hey me too!
>>19560548>load up Holodex out of curiosity>Homo/Holo romantic karaoke off collab
Shitposting aside, how does KFP feel when Kiara do a collab with Hololive males in the future? I remember that schizo Korean KFP who doesn't want male collab going apeshit in superchat
>T*wa threadWe have now officially reached rock bottom
You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize thisYou're not getting in because you've spent 5000 honors on Dwarf Fortress
I'm extremely grateful that Noel's streamed for this long.
why are we timelooping holomyth announcement again?
>>19560721It's hilarious, isn't it?I feel bad if any of them are actually males. Imagine arguing with holes, just like females do.Fucking pathetic.
Please let EN males have a trap and shota
Guess I have a bunch a shit to put on eBay before the value plummets.
トワとは?
>>19560768/hlgg/ actually likes to imagine them selves being cucked just like in that one manga
HOMO HATE
>>19560753moom reply
>>19560768Nobody who posts in global watches streams
Luv me HololiveAte me HolostarsNo sexistJust don't like em
Streamin chuchu~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
Isn't it too early in the day for a Twap thread?
>>19560589He’s making the point that no one actually knows how things will pan out. When myth happened, it seemed like the consensus was that it was the end of hololive forever. Look where we are now. Not much has changed except hololive now has an English branch. I just think it’s going to be like an English Holostars in the way that the female members won’t collab with them and at most there will be 1 or 2 forced collabs.
This wouldn't have been a problem if hololive wasn't advertised as an "idol" company in the first place
>>19560829>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize thisI can't believe people already forgot about Coco's interview
rrat
my oshi didn't retweet the announcement so I'm safe. Don't care about the rest though
>>19560829Ame...
>>19560768That most anons either don't want what's coming, or don't care strongly unless it affects them. Beggars are the overwhelming minority.
>>19560829Ame Ame Ameeeee
Meimei a cute!
>>19560814See>>19552527
>>19560854Fuck that, I'm making the next thread a Towa thread too. All Towa threads for the rest of the day!
The Princess of Atlantis sits upon her future throne in solitude. The only one who won't retweet or shill the announcement.I kneel.
*summons Sseth into StarsEN*
>>19560848
>>19560714https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/914415484th pic is confusing though
https://streamable.com/0uyzp8Look at these takodachis in their natural environment.Wah'ing.Violent.Happy.
I started saying Shitake instead of shit because of IRyS. Luckily my friends don't watch vtubers
Post holostars to scare off unicorns
>>19560829>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern Hololive and retards don't realize thisAme...Coco...Noel...Sana...
My wife
>>19560859Sana…
Catching up with irys ER vod, holy cow is it frustrating how she forgets lock on so many times.
>watamelon thread dies>threads turn to shiteverytime
Mori a nig!
>>19560872>we
>>19560918Sana is AO-chan so she's doing something else for Holofes.
>>19560774LOVE & LUST
>>19560908IS THAT A
>Kiara finally got Euro Hololive friend>It's a Hololive EN male>Deadhours finally filled up>It's Hololive EN malesDo you happyy with this outcome anon?
When homoEN comes I'll just go back to watching JP exclusively, as I did before EN existed. Simple as.I did my reps for a reason
>>19560916With the exception of Sanners every single one of those people have dropped covers and done several karaokesYou are expected to sing in Hololive even if you cant
>>19560933You're a beggar then.
>Simpuru is bestoNoel has cute english
>>19560913
>>19560900>veil still visibleEEEYAAAA I'M GONNA ANTI
will there ever be non-humanoid holo?
Reminder that JPs are scandalous whores while EN is pure.
>>19560857They are still idols, won't stop being idols if they collab with males.Now if an "idolfag" goes in expecting traditional idols it's their fault if they get burned, even if there are some holos who follow those expectations.
>>19560957Yes
>>19560957What if we get Fr*nchman?
>>19560957yes i happyy
>>19560548anon, are you dumb?i wouldn't drop this hobby out of principle, i would drop it if males collabs became prevalent and ruin this hobby for me, so something would have to have changedyour logic is completely broken
>>19560913>JP homosnobody cares about the JP homos, it's the EN homos that are the problem.
>>19560957At this point? Sure, why not?
>>19560856The thing is I don't care how good the homos areThe only way this will be acceptable is if they're totally segregated and don't talkEven if it turns out like that, these threads will forever be destroyed just like the niji ones
>>19560841HomoStarEN just saved me a bunch of money, now I won’t be buying any of the upcoming birthday shit.
>>19560923Don't worry! She gets better by the end! She only forgets occasionally during Margit.
>>19560931AHHH IM SO JEALOUS
>>19560957I haven't been happy for a week now, I miss Amelia
>>19560821anon, yagoo is a hololive male.....
>fat northern english bloke from Leeds>fat black man from Louisiana >fat cowboy from Texas>depressed euro that smokes cigarettes on stream>cute femboy from the Virgin Islandsrate homoEN
>>19560901That would be fucking amazing. He even knows the rules for appearing on screen in the flesh already.No face. Reflective surfaces eliminated. Long gloves on hands.
>>19560768Spamming on cooldown during dead hours is still a very effective method of shitposting
>>19560916Why isn't Fauna on this list
>>19560821I'm sure KFP trusts their oshi unlike Chumsharts who apparently thinks their oshi is a whore who'll flirt with any male that looks at her
Mumei post
>>19560925We can always... reconstruct it.Make it more. The soft watamelon flesh is weak. The rind... can be made better.
>>19560723what a cute girl
Genuinely wonder if the girls had any input on who gets in this audition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k
>>19560960HomostarsEN will be expected to perform in Starsfes just like HoloEN is expected to perform in Holofes.
>>19561015I actually forgot about her...
>>19560768that a lot of people really will call anything a nothingburger
whatever happened to that new Stars JP gen that was coming?
>>19561010>>cute femboy from the Virgin IslandsRapeable
>>19560957>Kiara got Euro Hololive friend>>It's a maleNo not happy at all
>>19561018That's a candy
>>19561014always has been
>>19560821I trust my bird to be professional if it ever does happen. She has never led me astray and has been good to us through and through.
>>19560829b-but I'm good at gaems....
>>19560829>>19560957le tired fox
>>19560982We got african and albanian
>>19560985I hope you do quit you samefagging mong
>>19560957not in the leastunless we manage a male/female split I'll probably just watch my oshi and stop following/discussing the rest of hololive
>>19561018Mumei reply
>>19560880She's gonna stream today! Don't go to sleep
>>19384454Did you like it, /hlgg/?
>>19561010>fat northern english bloke from LeedsHe's in
>>19561043nice
>>19560857well good thing it isn't, it's not 2018 anymore
>Holostars EN is one Serb, one Croat, one Albanian, one Bosnian, and one Greekthoughts?
Time to pretend to be a fandead so I can get a refund on my HoloFes ticketRushia's male yab saved me from wasting money on HolostarsEN, what an ironic twist of fate
>>19560857They used to be an idol company, they aren't anymoreThey have been advertising themselves as an entertainment company for a whilemyth aren't idolsCouncil aren't idolsGen 6 aren't idolsID 3 won't be idolsThey are just streamers with an anime picture
I don't get the doomposting about holostar en. we've already had two male waves from nijisanji and nothing happened so stop panicking
>>19561028depends if they have any guy friends and they happened to tell them they should try out for the auditions. Whether they pass or not is not up to them though
They're in!
Why are >we getting upset about women collabing with men again? Towa streams with the other holomem practically every day and no one says anything about him?
>>19560916Ame and fauna funny enough are the only karaokes I actually likeThey feel more real
>>19560957No.
>>19561091They will be called, HoloTurks.
>>19560880>a whore*
>>19561099>nothing happenedHAHAHAHAHA
>>19560857being advertised as Idols is what made them popular in the first place
>>19560829>You need to be able to sing or have musical ambitions to get into modern HololiveAme...Sana...Kronii...Fauna...
>>19561099nice bait
>>1956109990% of this thread was not around before myth
>>19561110KEK
>>19560829One of the new HomoStarsEN WILL play Rome Total War.
>>19561110
>>19561082>not the same filename
Will HomoEN have the first Black holopro member?
>>19560957yuro hours are already filled with nijiniggers, so they probably will accept it
Is it really that hard not to reply to the same bait for the past 5 fucking hours? How mentally unstable must you be to be unable to resist giving obvious doom posters a reply?
>>19561152yeah, me
>>19561110that was uncalled for anon
>>19561110nobody gives a fuck about tortuga
>>19561099>and nothing happenedThe lazulight only thread still existing is enough to show that isn't true
>>19561051Oh, ok. That's fine. I still think you're wrong, but at least you're not purposely inconsistent like a fucking idiot. And I say you're wrong because Noel, just like Fauna, did take lessons because she wanted to put in effort. It's not her fault her teacher gave up on her.
>>19561096Cope faggot, they sing, dance and inspire changes for the better in their audience by being shinning examples. They are idols and you will cry from joy when they are on stage.
>>19561057That's the thing with this announcement: There literally isn't even an officialized set of people for HomoEN yet dramafags are acting like it's the end of the world. At earliest we'll get to see their designs by September if the stars align and the scouts find perfect talent matches immediately.
>>19561110anon literally no one actually watches towa herepeople spam those old /jp/ jokes of "eww its towa" or "ui image saying towa sucks" constantly but how often do you see an actual towa stream get discussed here? fucking never
>>19561127why is she like this...
>>19561010Too many fat peopleAdd a hood nigga who likes rappingAlso add some extremely autistic chunni guy
I expected a huge amount of grudgeposters ITT, but i barely see any of them here...
>>19561099The doom posted started cause Cover advertised it as HoloEN auditions and not Stars audition.
>>19561091Would be glad that they’ll all yuros so twitterniggers would only ship them with Kiara.
He's in.
>>19561096You missed your ''Yagoo's dream is death'' meme redditor
>>19561171I think it's a lot of people cycling in and out.
>>19561172why are you black
>>19561171I watch vtubers. That's how mentally unstable I am, you fucker. At this point it wouldn't shock me if there was literally no other human in here, just me replying to myselves on cooldown.
>>19560916Ame talking about it at 1:42:17https://youtu.be/et8HYdSoQ-Q?t=6138>Q:Are all HololiveEN members required to sing?>A: No but…>”You better start scheduling some singing lessons!”I think they prefer people who can sing. And if you can’t, they will try to make you into a singer somehow
>>19561171>It's already been five hours.What the fuck I thought it was like 30 minutes I need to do shit today.
>>19561191feeling lazy 2day
>Kiara retweets the announcement: 80 (You)s and it's the end of the world>Bae retweets the announcement: 40 (You)s>Even fucking Olli retweets the announcement: 20 (You)s>Mori retweeted the announcement and nobody even cared enough to point it out
>>19561010Needs a mexican chunni with Toriyama as papa
>obvious sounding black guy>has a white looking model>still says nigga on streamcould he get away with it?
Were From permissions really worth a graduated Rushia, suspended Nene and 5 EN men?
>>19561152>first Black holopro member>Migo>flare>Oga>Mori>Kiara
>>19561191wasn't the original kizuna grudgeposter a deadbeat? would make sense why he gave up on that
>>19561196No, the retarded english translation advertised it as a HoloEN audition. Everywhere else says Hololive Production, which is what both Holostars AND Hololive is under
>>19561191for what? Homostars EN? I would but the whole fucking thing spans for 1 and a half years and, sadly, I'm not that autistic
>>19561191They died along with their idol... RIP ai-chan...
>>19561197
Jerma will join homoEN btw
>>19561222It's expected from her
>>19561216Ame understands that its about the journey or watching your oshi grow
What is her ultimate goal?
If the majority of the English speaking fanbase respected the culture hololive has then this wouldn't be even worth talking about. The problem is that even if the EN homos were well behaved and respectful, the "fans" would still try to force homos and the girls to interact and demand they "tear down walls" and stupid shit. I feel bad for any guy that gets in and just wants to hang with his EN bros and JP senpai.
>>19561233What the fuck gave you that idea
>>19561099there is doomposting precisely because this isnt nijisanji, retardthe (mostly) male-free entertainment is what makes hololive stand out
>>19561222>numberfagging (you)s
>>19561224That would be hilarious as fuck. Miko n-word collab when? WHO CAN SAY IT THE BEST/
>>19561091Can Kiara satisfy all of them by herself?
>>19561222Everyone already left.
>>19561057Izuru said none of the applicants met their standards basically.
It has been one year since Gura admitted to eating baby food.
>>19561152I will join holostars and will finally clear my backlog
>>19561222Kiara owns the board anon
>>19561259The talents are adult ass women who would not fall to that blatant bullshit though. They haven't in the past fucking year and a half and there's no reason to believe they will now.
>>19561191I have no interest in grudgeposting the lowest common denominator who actually thought this wouldn't happen.
>>19561256>that musicMumei is a deadbeat?
>>19561243
>>19561222There's nothing surprising about it
>>19561259>the "fans" would still try to force homos and the girls to interact and demand they "tear down walls" and stupid shit.Who cares what the fans want?
>>19561259They will need to tard wrangle their audience very fucking hard. I hope whoever is responsible fkr them trains them well in this aspect.
>>19561222So it makes perfect sense?Mori and Ollie are the least surprising, Bae was expected too and only Kiara was unclear if she would do it or not.Wow!
>>19561077>samefagginganon please you have to hide how new you are better
>>19561191past the general announcement they did, if you didn't think Cover was at least seriously considering this you were dumb
>noel is still playing elden ringhow many / which bosses has she beaten this stream?
>holoen stars debut>they're all russian
/hlgg/ population right now>gachikois losing their shit over the prospect of males intereacting with the girls>anti-idol culture anons wanting the male segregation to be over>unrelated anons shitposting as either side to keep the ball going>Chumbuds on their high horse setting up deathflags left and rightDid i miss anybody?
>>19561191Don't want to get banned for flooding
>>19561262>WAAAAAAA 'my girls' are gonna collab with males WAAAAAAAA
>>19561259This is the thing people don't get: The ones accepted for HomoEN are going to be the ones who already know what the culture of Hololive is about.Did everybody already memoryhole *guitar riff*? Because that's the type that dramafags are claiming will get in this time.
>>19561251Fanatic news, looking forward to his bizzare stream ideas with Polka
>>19561182You sound like someone that wants the bananahttps://streamable.com/8rdttu
>>19561302mori went on a whole schizo arc because of one superchat
>>19561334>only Kiara was unclear if she would do it or not.You clearly know very little about Kiara.
>>19561226Yes. The ritual required tribute.Trust the plan.This will be the foundation of a whole new world.
>>19561222My oshi runs this thread anon. Now... if Gura were to retweet it... expect boardwide shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNoHf2ra70Chloe wants to be tied up! By another girl even!
>>19561091Termination after first collab
>>19561331The company that wants money, sadly
>>19561191Grudge what exactly?That homoEN won't happen? It was obvious that it would. The few times some people said it was clear shitposting.I frankly don't understand why people are pretending to be shocked.
Why do chumbies always throw a fit when the topic is males? It's the only EN fanbase i see so consistently against them. The others either don't care or wouldn't mind
>>19561083Maybe I should have slept more today.
Hey guys, what if I told you that managers don't necessarily have to be female? What if I told you we've known for a fact for over a year and change that one of them is, in fact, a male? And that they're not only in the discord with them, they're also in their DMs? What if I told you that your oshi has spoken to a male (their father) at one point in their lives?
>>19561355JPfags watching streams or just posting normally
>>19561382and my grudge
>>19561251>>19561368kill yourselves
Why is she so unbearably thristy all of the sudden?
>>19561355>anti-idol culture anonsreddit and twitter tourists*
I trust cover’s scouting to get the most respectful men that understand hololive culture.
>>19561355I miss Ame...
>>19560957oh my gaaaahd imagine if there's a cute shota boy with a big penis and his oshi is mori calliope wouldn't that be really funny dudes haha
>>19561295>ok, I finally made my debut, time to clear my backlog!>First game, no permissions>Second game, they lost permissions>Third Game, they forgot to ask for permissions>Fourth, fifth and sixth game, not allowed to play it>seventh game, can play but only once a week, for a minimum of 2 hours and a maximum of 4, and have to ask five days in advance
>>19560789
Say fucking HolostarsEN right fucking nowStop saying "for Hololive English"Stop saying "under Hololive Productions"Stop pointing out the channel it's on as if that implication is a hard confirmation you're not going to jam men into HoloEN
he's in
>>19561371That's because Mori is an immature brat who's always had a problem with being stifled. The rest don't have that issue and if they do they sure as hell don't vent it out to the world because, as I said, they are grown ass women.
>>19561394The company doesn't force them to do as much as retards in here think they do. If they did, then they would have forced more Holos into doing music collabs with the Homos.
>>19561403Because they're based.
>>19561411What if I told you I dont care because thats not part of their stream and then I told you to kys?
>>19561411I'm Ame's Dad, Manager, BF, and Husband
>>19561354Based if true
>>19561005How did her ass get so wet? Is she that horny? Did she squirted
>>19561259Yeah the fans may try to bait interactions and shipfag shit but it's ultimately up to the chuuba. If the homos respect the culture you would have to worry about the girls that wish to 'tear down walls" like you said.
>>19561354>they're all bodans
>>19561460I would spank this cat so hard.
>>19561367~ INTRO ~(entire intro segment is her walking back and forth between her hallway and the living room of her lower-class, unvacuumed abode) Hey everyone, I just wanted to check in with you all, I think it's day 19, right? Today's video is only going to be up for the people in the Discord, um, yeeah, it's gonna be an... audition tape for Hololive 'cuz they're doing their English vtuber auditions, so I submitted mine tonight, it's supposed to be a five minute video whereyoushpos'd to be explaining why you should be a Vtuber. So, there's kinda a lot of wiggle room but I hope you guys find the video fun and um... informative? I don't know! I've been trying to avoid the internet a lot today because I want to actually get some work done and I, I'm definitely somebody who'd get sucked into like weird drama, but it's so amazing to see all the support you guys have, um, given uh, Conrad (boyfriend) and me, 'cuz like it's really just like exciting but confusing time, but um, but yeah I'm excited to be kind of opening up about that... stuff. Uh, I still identify as a woman...? Um, but yeah, I'm still coming to terms with the fact that I am, I might be a big GAY. And I might have always been a big gay. And uh, and that's alright. Hehehehe... I have a lot of interesting and good video ideas for the rest of the month. I have one that's proooobably going to, blow... up and will cause drama... Uh, but... (laugh) Ishouldgetthe Hololive audition out before then, because um, yeah, I may have to dial back some of that if I uh... I have no idea. The stuff on their website, the Hololive website, is very vague, it basically says like, "You'll be streaming three times a week, um, and that, they'll give you a call for an interview..." And there's like no information about how many people they'll pick or really what you'll be doing or if you're gonna like, need to buy equipment or if you're gonna have a handler or anything, there's nothing like that, so... I'm really more excited to learn about the process, uh, so I really hope I hear back from them, but if you like, read the description of the application, it's like LITERALLY MADE FOR ME, so (laugh). This will be the perfect opportunity to finally make my debut into another dimension, I guess. But yeah, thanks for all the support everybody! Tomorrow, there will be a livestream at 6 PM Eastern time featuring Hippocrit, AshVampire, and Michelle will be there too. And we're gonna be talking about Hippo's productivity chart he posted on Twitter. We will be taking voice calls from other people but my Discord is locked right now, um, (laughs) because I suspect there is a... IIIIII suspect there may be some foul play um, involved in my, um, community, right now but hehe... It's uh, I'm not gonna let it get me down or anything, but we'll see... Uh, yeah, so (laughs) I do want to reopen the Discord at the end of the month. Um, I need mods, I need more mods before I feel comfortable doing that, probably like 2 mods on top of Ash, I think that will be sufficient in case somebody can't make it to a stream... But yeah, I'll reopen the Discord, I also want to make some changes to the Discord too, uhh, perhaps adding some paywalled channels, uhh, for Patrons, I kind of want to use my Patreon as basically like uhh, a way to get into the Discord. And I also would like to start making some ASFW content, NOT PORN, of me but uhh, [lowers voice] maybe something to do with hentai, I dunno. Haha, we'll see, there's lots of really exciting avenues I could take things right now but it really depends on, onnn what direction I wanna be, if I wanna be 2D, 3D, or both, but hehe yeah, uh, I'll see you guys tomorrow, enjoy the audition clip. Bye!
>>19561459for Hololive Englishunder Hololive Productionsthe channel it's on as if that implication is a hard confirmation you're not going to jam men into HoloEN
>>19561367What if they’re all deadbeats
>>19561355Literally all of what you listed are just shitposters. I doubt anyone here genuinely cares
>>19561355deadbeats lurking now watching anons falseflag as deadbeats
>>19561458My backlog is full of Capcom and From games, I’ll be fine
>biggest coco simp>coco is gone>will still probably applySo /hlgg/, how do you think he'll do in homostarsEN?
>>19561276Your mother can KEK
Gura will ignore men and has a cunny collab today. God I love Gura so much
>>19561511I genuinely care.
This will be your Holostar EN.
Is omegay going to be in homen?
>>19561330I missed my daughter's birthday...
>>19561500~ AUDITION BEGINS ~KONNICHIWA! Hello Hololive from Virginia Beach! (Virginia Beach stock footage in the background) My name is PantsuParty aka Amanda Lynn Morris and I'm a YouTuber slash creative individual slash someone who identifies with being born in the wrong dimension. Tragically, I... truly just do not fit in the 3rd dimension, so... WOW! AHEHEHEHE! AS YOU CAN SEE, I'm a goofy girl who REALLY embraces being themself, and I love to try new things! I'M REALLY good at technology, I pick up on, uh, things really fast. Just within this past month, I picked up Adobe Premiere to learn how to use that software ahead of time, and made tons of videos, actually a video every day for the whole month of May, so please check out PantsuParty if you want to see more of what I'm like, uh, and what kind of things I come up with... I mainly like to focus on anime-related content, I love to analyze anime, I love to talk about otaku culture, I love to talk about anything Japaneeese, uh, I love gaming, (background cuts to Pokemon, Animal Crossing) I was super obsessed with Animal Crossing when it came out, I love to do lots of seeing unboxing games (?) Unfortunately, I am NOT a Minecraft stan, so if that's what you're gonna contractually obligate me to do [sudden cut] Hehehe, wait, I just got a call from my ex-CEO manager, he said, UH... Yeah, YEAH, I'd LOVE to play Minecraft! (laughs) Some of the types of content I do here on ye olde YouTube includes passionately musically performing some...thing...[MUSIC BREAK TO TONE-DEAF SINGING / RAPPING COMPLETE WITH MUSIC VIDEO:]SLIDE IN ON A TENTACOOL RUB YOU RAW LIKE SCHOOL DAYS DON'T PICK UP THE CELLULAR THEY'LL HACK THEIR WAY INTO THE GATEWITH THE TENTACOOL I DROOL X MARKS THE GIRL ABLAZECREEPY AS A-[MUSIC STOPS]I have tons of gaming streams and let's plays content, one of my favorite ones is when I tried to do a Pokemon SoulSilver Nuzlocke, which, unfortunately ended with a... (laughs) With Glitch City. I've already done multiple livestreams already on my Twitch dot tv channel, I definitely would be able to do at least 3 streams a week. Another one of my passions is art. (bad drawing of herself in the background) I love drawing, I've been drawing since I was little. Recently, I was endowed with a drawing table that I can connect to my computer (she's recording her computer monitor with a camera as it goes through one of her YT videos) and I tried making a Drawcast, but I would be very interested in doing more stuff like... that. (Awkwardly gestures, presents the video behind her) Sooo, if I haven't scared you away yet, (background cuts to an image representation featuring anime girls and lewd cosplay titled motivation.jpg) you may be wondering what is UP with that get-up? UHH, ARE THOSE underpants on your head? And uh, yes, it's underpants on my head... I truly think pantsu are the most versatile fashion accessory any one girl can have! Not only does it function as an adorable hat, (she draws the bottom over her face) it could also become a facemask! Just like the common shimapan, I am EXTREMELY versatile! I can do ALLLLL kinds of things! Draw, sing, act, make a complete fool of myself on the internet (hmm), be adorable, whatever you need me to do, I am williiing to take commaaaand! The reason why I want to become a Hololive vtuber is that the whole phenomenon of vtubing and virtual YouTubing and just YouTube in general has inspired me to take a lot of risks with my life and to really kind of develop a lot of creative talents. I grew up extremely shhhy aaand I didn't really know how to really make connections with people and I think it's so wonderful that this new technology allows people with different learning styles, maybe different perspectives, maybe even people who speak different languages, uh, a chance to connect with somebody and not have to worry about all the, all the not so fun stuff that we have to deal with in the real world.
>>19561503Honestly, the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time means that either they didn’t get many auditions or everyone fucking sucked.
>>19561411>What if I told you [a bunch of irrelevant shit]I'd expecte to see this type of post on twitter not here
>>19561399> frankly don't understand why people are pretending to be shocked.Archive reps. Now.A sizeable percentage of the thread considers drama the real reason to come to the board.
>>19561550yeah. about shitposting
>>19561480Okayu starts sweating profusely at even the thought of sex.
>>19561355yeah, r*ddit tourists such as (You)rself sightseeingpretty big chunk of the current population
>It took over a year and a half for genmates to meet in person when they weren't literally in the same city with each other>Somehow, all the girls are gonna be fucking HomoEN like rabbits, despite the fact they will likely be from all over the world like HoloENYou guys are actual fuckin retards.
https://youtu.be/hzZzK_g_b14
>>19561549this one is so much worse that guitar riff and I'm glad it doesn't get posted as often
Guys, I know it sounds crazy, but most of them are Male anyways.What if they all just applied as a group and got in together? Imagine the pandemonium.
>>19561469This post smells fishy
>>19561043LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19561355>Did i miss anybody?Yeah, me
Lapchan. Video. Watch. I'm not asking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGYmC7GkD_8
>>19561561>Honestly, the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time means [headcanon]
>>19561559Uhh, hehe! My favorite vtuber is Natsuiro Matsuri, she is SO funny and spunky and I just REALLY respect the energy and the effort she puts into entertaining her fanbase. Uh, I hope I can be like her one day! Ehehehe! As for my history here on the platform of YouTube, I have been making content for the site for a very long time! When I was in middle school, I used to make those lyric singalong videos and just like AMVs of my favorite anime, and almost 3 years ago, I launched my own YouTube channel PantsuParty and my side channel Corrupting Your Kids, where I just kind of make whatever I'm inspired to make. I've been featured in HUNDREDS of videos by now, there's a playlist called Every Video Featuring May (playlist is scrolling in the background) I will link it in the description of this video. But that includes every video I've ever been in, I've done voice acting roles, I've done livestreams, I've done off the cuff reviews, I've made and edited analysis videos, all sorts of stuff but you'll find it there. Also I just wanted to say that like even though I love to have fun, and kind of, kind of a little edgy, I do think it's really important to follow the rules and I just really want to make the best content possible.Thanks for watching my audition, PantsuParty out! (peace sign)
>>19561549Good lord...
>>19561371Mori went on an arc cause of sleeping 2h a day
>>19561554I'm retardDidn't mean to reply
>>19561549I memory holed that one, holy shit
>>19560933
>>19561581cool
>>19561598I don't watch HoloGra and I'm not watching a minecraft video. I am too responsive to cringe.
>>19561259Who will be EN Matsuri?
>>19561579literally who are you quoting? I just don't want to watch men
I'm gonna audition with panties on my head bros. wish me luck.
He's been blatiantly anti-schizo, and pro-unity.I think he's going to make it in.
>>19561411damn, almost as if you completely missed the point and people here only care about the content of streams and not the private life of the holos!are you per chance a doxxfag?
>>19561403Because we actually love Gura
>>19561043>korone getting all this cool ass art>for fucking banjoEekum bokum really is that legendary eh?
>>19561579Not just retards. Americans & SEA. This was posted at the exact moment that all the schizos come on.Indonesians are almost as obsessed with cock as Americans.
>>19561542Regrettably Mori is also in the collab, and this will be her first stream after the announcement. I can see her being tone deaf enough to try to promote them during the collab.
>>19561629I volunteer
>>19561542Will Gura speak more than Ina did?
>>19561606Retard, the open audition in January was for male and females.
>>19561458Joke's on you I'd be replaying all the Nintendo games I like and my backlog is mostly stuff that fall within blanket permissionsOnly thing that would suck is I wouldn't be able to play romhacks
Will we get someone as based as him as a manager?
>>19561631But you don't have to. Do you watch holostars? No? 99% chance it'll be exactly the same.
>>19561612what the fuck irys it's 6 am
>>19561573I wonder how it smells…
IRyS has been awake working and randomly retweeting stuff for hours and seems to have ignored the audition tweet.
only tourist dramafags have strong opinions about holoMEN, positive or negative, reasonable streamwatchers don't have any opinion because those hypothetical future members haven't streamed yet so there's nothing to go off
we might get a block autist to drag the server fowards!
He's done streams with Okayu before, and his eigo is pretty good- think he'll make it in?
>>19561561>the fact they explicitly said male auditions this time meansthey're dead set on actively making HolostarsEN a thing and they're not content to only put together a gen if they get enough attention passively
>>19561639The last thing I want is more /sp/ in this thread
>>19560957>>19560821If Hololive ever gets antis that can actually speak English I will be worried. I am not worried.
>>19561667Proof?Any at all? Other than>Hurr males in picture which proves nothing
>>19561559https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
>>19561579>what is discordsex
>>19561411>Muh mom father analogy kys
>>19561684She was playing with her keyboard. Speed type racing.
>>19561662mori better not talk about men in front of the known unicorn Laplus
>https://youtu.be/czfjbNitJ4M>Video unavailable
this drama is distracting you of the real problemWHERE IS THE REFLECT MV YOU STINKY LAZY SHARK
>>19561693You are new, please stop being new.
>>19561574I'm a chumbud though
>>19561467They also don't force them to not act like sluts around the stars or constantly collab with them, they don't even stop them from being married or having a bf or whatever else.At the end of the day you can only trust in your oshi and hope she does the right thing, but you do have to realize that for a lot of holos the whole gachikoi thing isn't that big of a consideration.Ame for example wouldn't lose much from collabing with a star, the vast vast majority of people would be fine with it or even cheer for it, it's pretty much only here that you have some people who don't want it.And I'm not saying they are wrong for not wanting it, I'm just saying the fact is that being against it is easily the minority opinion.
>>19561662How many containment breakers will we have asking stupid ass questions about homostarsEN?
>>19561659Some Holos commission artists just for thumbnails and this one might be such a case
>>19561680>99% chance it'll be exactly the sameyou can't honestly believe that
>>19561579PEOPLE ENJOY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAMTHEY HAVE BEEN ENJOYING IT FOR ALMOST 2 YEARSSOMEONE COMES ALONG AND PUTS RAISINS IN YOUR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAMDO YOU THINK SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE AN ISSUE WITH PUTTING RAISINS IN THEIR CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM? THEY REALLY ENJOYED THAT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
>>19561693Mori is going to mythrape one of my (future) boys and i'm seething about it already
>>19561222they were all unironically me
>>19561750I actually can.
Aw man, I just got home from work. Is it worth to go dumpsterdiving threads regarding the EN homo's?
>>19561694If they're stars they'll get their own server.Kind of would be unfair anyway to get someone in there who actually knows how to play and build and just shits all over anything the girls ever did.
Thoughts on niggers?
StarEN
>he probably would get in>but he would have oveslept the deadline
>>19561703you can't stop itonly pre 2016 /sp/ though
>>19561561Yea they really must’ve disliked the last pool of candidates. Maybe they were weeding out the schizos and autists.
What would you do to this if there were no consequences?
>>19561753I don't like chocolate ice cream though. I would enjoy it more if they added vanilla to it.
>>19561693go back faggot
>>19561726Having kissy gay sex with the unreleased Ame MV
>>19561542>Mori will try to drag in homos as a conversation topic>has no clue La+ has outright said no male collabsIt's gonna get awkward real quick
>>19560829Sana....
I watch like 1 seasonal anime a year at most and I'm gonna apply!
>>19561680I would feel a lot better if they made it clear if it's going to be holostarsEN or if they are just going to members of holoEN
>>19561659hashiguma's drawings are fucking godly
>>19561403If a male collab ever gets announced with her expect mass suicides.
>>19561723Still waiting for a streamable or reupload of the chichi wo moge part
Im probably gonna get flamed for this but im kinda of a normie so I mostly think you guys are a bit crazy. I already watched a ton of man and women interaction or for the most part Boys only group interaction on the usual streaming scene with Ludwig and etc.I watched Hololive cuz it was different, a group of cute anime girls and an only girls club , there is nothing else like it on the twitch or YouTube streaming scene.Why would I watch the HoloEn boys when i can surely watch a bunch of unrestricted group of friends like Berleezy and co.They seriously offer me nothing that I can see better and elsewhere.Man already dominate the internet scene anyway so I assume the target audience for this are girls?
I TYPE IN ALL CAPSI AM VERY MADI HIT SPACE AFTER EVERY SENTENCEBECAUSE MY TYPING IS BAD
>>19561791marriage and responsibly raising children
>>19561791Smuggle her into Japan
>>19561465Mori was in the right to shit on people spending money to cuss out or spread lies about her friendsthe mistake was trying to land an epic dunk on unrelated shitposter simply cause she felt it was topical (and failing terribly)
>>19561776Comachama lived a hard life...
>>19561688Same
>>19561753Ah i get it, you hate raisins right? me tooprunes are ok though right
>>19561753Who the fuck likes chocolate ice cream
>>19561403>The others either don't care or wouldn't mindfuck off deadbeat
>>19561631>>19561653>>19561476Then don't watch them. Skip the very rare collab they'll have. Fuckin Holostars already exists and they never collab. You niggas are gettin worked up over literally nothing.>>19561753The mind of a retard schizo. Keep watching Holos, there's literally nothing that will stop you and nobody forcing you to watch Homos. You don't watch every stream already, what's 1 less every few months?
>>19561263If post defends mori or paints her in a positive light, he's a deadbeatPretty simple
>>19561791right click and save but the consequences are having anything Hololive related on this PC
>>19561753This analogy is stupid. get them to prepare you just chocolate ice cream instead. Or just take the raisins out
>>19561719This dork...
What if we get more Australians?
>>19561795H-hot
>>19561819ogey
>>19561791Marry and start a happy family together in Austria.
>>19561835I
Think he'll make it in?I can't find the soundpost of him claiming he's going to become a vtuber and mention Taiwan.
>>19561791Ask her on a date, since she can't say no.
>>19561753>food analogy
>>19561819thanks for getting it, normie-kunnow get the fuck out
>>19561819mucho texto
>>19561753>THE RAISING ATOMS ARE FLYING OUT OF THE CONTAINER AND TURNING THE CHOCOLATE GAY
>EN fags on meltdown because they know their whores will jump on dick at the first opportunity
>>19561855that's exactly the opposite of a deadbeat, ya maroon
>>19561791Deep fry and eat her. She's a phoenix so it's infinite chicken for me
>>19561662>Homos in front of laplus
>>19561849They don't collab with starsJP because they hardly ever collab with JP in the fucking first place due to language barrier. It's a totally different ballgame when they're all the same language. It'd be like going "pfft niji girls almost never hang with the JP males it'll be fine" prior to their dudes' debut. Biggest miscalculation ever.
>>19561855t. Deadbeat
I MISS BAEEEE
I am the only adult left in this thread.
>>19561889This is a bully-free zone. Aqua Crew. Remove your image immediately.
I AM going to get into HomoENI AM going to swoon my oshiI AM going to get her to go on a dietI AM going to raise a litter of kittens with herDeal with it Architects. She will never eat large amounts of carbs again.
>>19561776>>19561830He got to see his oshi stream, at least once.
>>19561889this stupid fucking cat won't let the gamer maid play video gameshate cat
>I don't wanna watch male collabs>YEAH YOUR OSHI TALKED TO A MALE THAT TOTALY MEANS THEY ARE FUCKING!!! GO BACK DRAMANIGGER!!!!Where do these people come from?
>Noel rolled while on a fucking thin platform and nearly falls off>Starts running and nearly just runs off the ledge as wellShe's trying to give me a heart attack
>>19561735>At the end of the day you can only trust in your oshi and hope she does the right thingthe most enjoyable thing in my life is dependent on 8 timid girls having the guts to stand up to their company and fans for the sake of a few schizos' feelingsholy shit I'm fucked
>>19561753So you fucking hate strawberry ice cream? Jesus fucking christ you make me sick. That also means you hate whipped cream and your ice cream. Fuck you and never come back,asshole.
Okay at this point holoen m*les is inevitable, what do you want and expect from them anon? for me i just want them to not become fujobait or flirting with my oshi, just bros being bros like Bobon or Oliver from nijis
>>19561924baaaeeeeeeeeee
No males!
>>19561832Stinky, smelly, fatto cat
>>19561736HundredsThere will be at least 3 superchats asking
>>19561954Bae.
He's got the charisma, so he's totally in.
>>19561889your GFE queen tried to seduce a weird alien for years but failed so hard at it she ended her career by leaking stuff to a dramatuber just to clear his name
>>19561369PURPLE WOMAN LOVE!
>>19561951I want them to be just like JP Stars
Suisei is the tetris holo, but who is the puyo puyo holo?
>>19561879
>>19561972Why is this image such low quality?
>>19561941Any nigger that exaggerates this to make anons into schizos is some post-/vt/ tourist that wants to watch the world burn.
>>19561941>Endlessly shitpost that just talking on Discord means they're fucking.>Introduce males.>Shitposter SEAslimes now shitting their pants because their schizo posts now automatically apply to the men.
>>19561832Pheromones
Cover please hire me. I don't want to fuck your employees. Only their rigs.
His singing skills are pretty damn good, but idk if he has the streaming numbers to make it in.I'm hoping he does anyways.
Nene orchestrated HomoEN to hide the fact she's an art thief.
>>19561951>11 drunk guys plays
>>19561951Quarantined.
>>19561954I visualized it kinda sexier in my head, but seeing it now. Isn't this literally just mom fashion?
>>19560723I'm going to keep asking Gura to collab with me when I get in, the first male EN that collabs with her will be me, and you guys will know it's me cause I will wink three times
>>19561923HHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ADULT PEEPEE TuT
>>19561951I hope they are all actually women like that one en niji.
>>19561941Don't use my oshi to shitpost, thank you.
>>19561999I was wondering the same thing. Gonna go find the artist again.
what does sana get out of flanderizing herself
>>19561951doxxed and killed, as soon as possible
>>19561951>what do you want and expect from them anon?imediate suicide
>>19561992Okayu's a pretty big fan, even if she never plays it on stream, and says she's only average. Her first ever husbando was Schezo Wegey.
HomoEN is just going to be women with voice changers retards
>>19561882Im here to stay , I kinda like it here not gonna lie
>>19562030Too bad i'll be there instead of you
Cover WILL hire me and theres NOTHING you can do about it! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>19561951>OH MY GOD, stop it. I like guuuuurls~~said in the most stereotypical homo accent
>>19561791I would definitely do anal, even if she cries cause it's too thick
>>19562074yeah, with me
>Rushia yab? NijiEN wave 5?>deploy ze EN off-collab>Nene yab? NijiEN auditions?>deploy ze holostars EN
Post your roster for HomoEN.Toby FoxKen AshcorpLeafyIsHereThe8BitDrummerRhett McLaughlin
>>19561941>Where do these people come from?/vt/
>>19561993god what a disaster of an outfitso happy for her she got her hairstyle backported to a good outfit
>>19560829HeyListen hereI WILL stream Dwarf Fortress to a rapidly diminishing audience and you will NOT stop me
>>19562105Off topic, fuck off.
>>19561999It’s from the SNES game
I hope R. Ratman actually does audition.
Hololive doens't hire men
>>19561903I really just don't understand the point in working yourself up over something that isn't gonna happen. There will probably be 1 management enforced Among Us collab that'll be incredibly awkward and then after that it'll just be Bae, Mori, and HoloID. PS: NijiEN girls were hanging out with Niji males from Day 1.
I'm a female and my Oshi is Mumei. Be afraid of us because there will be more soon.
>>19561836Prunes are worse
>>19562083soon this thread will be full of closet homos
Mumei "i didnt sing in my audition" Nanashi
>>19562114I said "Homo EN"
>>19561999>>19562052https://twitter.com/hurabi6/status/1499792093287370753https://twitter.com/hurabi6/status/1499001949554839554These are his only drawings. One's super huge but low quality and the Mei one is just kinda tiny. Weird.
>>19562105>2nd choiceGod fuck this goddamn sell out furfag
>first StarsEN stream>first thing he mentions on his hobbies is "a certain clover website"YFW?
>>19561945Pretty much, yeah.To be honest it's a miracle we even got this far. I would have never expected girls like Ame or Gura to be this free of things I don't like for so long.All the odds were against it but they have behaved like the most safe JP holos so far.
>>19562143Fuck off with your eceleb garbage.
>>19562136liar
>>19562137eat shot, bub
>>19562136post smegma
>>19562126Just because she loves Marvel doesn't mean FBK's not a woman...
>>19562126They hire tomboys?
How many retards are going to say some /vt/ buzzword like "ogey rrat" and get their auditions insta-shitcanned?
>>19562131Thats best case scenario if they are actually StarsEN. If they're EN3 its over.
>>19562136One a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being bat shit insane) how mentally fucked are you?
>>19562029It's not the sexiest art style but you're right. It's a getup that you can make sexier or less sexy.
>>19561995thanks king
>>19562136We already know that KFP and Takos are primarily women. By volume, Chumbuds have a lot of women too.
Here in Brazil there is a saying that boils down to "it's better to make fun of a bad situation than to mope over it" so give me your 3 or 5 man holostar group (meme answers only)
>>19562155Hope he's not like Mori
>>19562160>saying this in /ec/
>>19562155Happy because now hes getting fired for certain
>>19560723https://streamable.com/xy8wpx
>>19562105MeMe againMe once againLiterally meYou already know who it is
>>19562136How do you fantasize about Mumei? Cuddling? Handholding? Scissoring?
>>19561765>If they're stars they'll get their own serverno they fucking won't. Redditards will be whining and begging for them to join the girl's server
>>19562210
>>19561849glad you recognized your analogy was fucking retardedmy personal opinion (and i'm pretty sure i'm not alone on this) is that HolostarsEN are fine as long as they keep to themselvesif management shoehorns them into Hololive English to the point the girls have to include them in group collabs i'll have an issue, becuase it ruins the appeal of Hololive for me
>>19562136why are you female?
>>19562191all of them are dead US presidents brought back to life as AI
>>19562160how many more months until you come to the realization that hololive is full of ecelebs
>>19562138>soon>will be
>>19562021Enen why...
>>19560813I want them to do a one on one collab so much
>>19562191all 5 of them are voiced by Steven Blum
>>19561726>he isn't a memberthat information is not for greyniggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRU>kusogaki
Frame is uphttps://youtu.be/X492n37brRU
>>19562251Glad Gura is finally learning English!
>>19561579Men can drive, though.
>>19562251>>19562262why is iroha there, de gozaru
>>19562251>MoriNo thanks
>>19562136Mumei doesn't like people wanting to rape her even if they're female!
>>19562227how many more months until you realize it's on topic unlike your fucking real life ecelebs
>>19562272no learning sex with me
>>19562136is this the new gaymate larp?
Thoughts?
>>19562283Loyal subordinate
>>19562251Why does everyone leave out Iroha. It's always LA+ LA+ LA+ LA+ GURA GURA GURA THAT BITCH ON LEAN.She's a shinobi, you know! Respect her, de gozaru~
What are the chances that Ina has to address the auditions?
>>19562251I can already tell that this is gonna be awkward as fuck
>>19561889>EN fags on meltdown because they know their whores will jump on dick at the first opportunity
>>19562251>4AMpain
Guys I know you are all distressed about the situation but can we save the doompost for when they actually debut?If all those thing you feared happen like the girls flirting with them or whatever go ahead and destroy the threads but we're here malding about an hypothetical.
>>19561951>what do you want and expect from themA bullet in the head
>>19562071Okayu is quite puyo herself.
>>19562302those are some fast titties thoughts
>>19562283It's actually just a sex collab and they needed a fourth.
>>19562155Only if his setting is that he's a leprechaun with an authentic Irish accent.
>>19562281Not with those gas prices.
>>19562219HomoJP can't visit the ID girls server after it gets connected to the other servers. HomoEN will only be connected to HomoJP
>>19562251Who wins?one samurai or a dual wielding reaper?
no males pls...
>>19562302sex
>>19562251>>19562262Very nice of them for inviting Iroha de gozaru
>>19562304she is a whore who offers her body to gaijin men in RFA, de gozaru~
>>19562283Yeah I dont get why our seiso swordswoman has to collab with....them.
Should they be a collective theme or just an assortment of random stuff EN is 2/2 with themes here
>>19562191It's Hitman 1-1.
>>19562302people should make more non-gay porn of Kiara
>>19562251>>19562262Iroha... forgotten...
Soonhttps://holo.ketto.com
Other than the announcement, How y’all NIGGERS doing, though?
rrat: ayamefriend made it into homostars en
>>19562302Me on the left
>>19561579Ame will offcollab with HomoEN before she offcollabs with Gura
>>19561951I want them to be like JP homos and actually be interested in the idol aspect of holo pro / music production.What I expect is like the niji males: collab begging, invading every stream / chat, straight shipping in the chat, etc.
>>19562251
>>19562283Iroha likes Mori a lotseems to be a running theme for holoX
>>19562324Ame about to get car bombed soon
>>19562251>have to stay up the whole day for thisI mean I was planning on it anyway but fuck I was aiming for staying up til somwhere like 7 or 8 PM
>>19562272Wow! Le dumb shark meme.
>>19562136Your oshi commands you.
>>19562302Needs a soundpost with an accordion.
>>19561889Rushia is so pure and idollike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X492n37brRUlads...[chair shaking]
Who else applied for homoEN?
>>19562358But there's a 71% chance Ayamefriend is a girl.
>>19562325they'll disconnect it in order to let the EN homos join then
Guys, I'm pretty confident he's made it in.
>>19562302Get me out of this sepia dimension.
>>19561951people that actually like JP holostars and want to be like themrespectful, funny, some can be homos, and all must steer miles away from straight ships
>>19562182People keep forgetting that EN isn't going by the same structure as JP. They're calling each wave a specific name, not really Gen 1,2, etc. So they'll be "Hololive English [whatever theme]," but it doesn't mean they're going to be in the same org as the girls. They merged Holostars into Hololive a long time ago.>>19562223Management will do what they always do to promote the newcomers. They'll do an Among Us or some other game collab as the first collab after their ban lifts. It'll likely be Mori, Bae, Mumei, Ollie, [inser Indog]. After that, it'll be left up to the talent. People forget that the Homos keep to themselves on JP partially because they don't want rabid gachikois to become their antis. Same shit will happen with EN. And for the EOP tards, there's Japanese collab beggars too. Doesn't change shit.
>>19562357thinking about an anime girl with fat tits playing vidiya at 5am
>>19562302actual representation how long a KFP employee would last in her fire hot puss I can go even fasterWait fuck
>>19562251>>19562262Will this be better or worse than #1? Ina played the straight man to Mori's jokes which got piggybacked nicely by Fubuki and Marine. For Gura though I'm a bit worried about her getting too self-conscious
>>19562191Reuben LangdonDan SouthWorthJohnny Yong BoschBrian HanfordDrew Coombs
>>19562410someone measured it?
reasons why (You) should support me becoming a holostar>too autistic to interact with women (your oshi is safe)>10 hour autism simulator streams>boomer karaoke>forced to graduate after a week for calling someone a faggot on stream
>>19562419Oh so you're not even pretending to be retarded
>>19561085>>19561464>>19562019>>19561639>>19561695despite posting this for over a year, it seems today is the day I loseGenuinely one of the worst days ever
I want an intense, borderline psychotic slav to make it in.
I think Pizza Padre should oversee the recruitment to ensure everyone at least as cool as him.
>>19562360True, but only because I'm going to be in HomoEN and I've already offpako'd with her.
>>19562399>>19562251Mori WILL bring up HomoEN and make Gura acknowledge them
Omega whaaaaaat?
Hope that anon who wanted the Mori clip is around
I really hope war does breakout and the homos get drafted
>>19562450I don't really feel for you, but if it's any consolation at least it'll be a solid year-ish before it happens.
>>19562251So is this going to be the collab that determines if chumbuds still like Mori or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RGpbmqh5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RGpbmqh5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RGpbmqh5Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RGpbmqh5E
>>19562434Link it
>>19560723die towasharts
>>19562450>all of those are obvious shitposts of mainstream personalities that would never in a million years stream as a vtuber, let alone join hololive>anon decides THESE are the posts to freak out aboutlollmao
>>19562441>Reuben LangdonWe'll finaly have our conspiracy theory holo
>>19562460>Holostars EN are just 3 corny but slightly sad ojisans with decent taste in musicI'd be fine with this.
>>19562105>me>me but with a propeller cap>me in a professor outfit >me as a raging lolicon>me in a tuxedo
>>19562490Nice
>>19562457I'll make sure that I will. Or if a non-psychotic one gets in, I will make him. I will shape him. Make him dance. And do my bidding.
>>19562446Quite a while ago.>>3150564
>>19562440just enjoy the girls being cute and Mori being weird
>>19561189>Add a hood nigga who likes rapping>Also add some extremely autistic chunni guyJesas, you don't have to clown on Mori so hard TWICE
how many bosses has Noel killed this stream?
>jwu from 22 hour long coma>check twitter>homo EN sooni can already assume the absolute state of these threadsanyways i want a cute bisexual kusogaki who's an astella and a /fit/izine
>>19561189You’re going to ruin Mori’s music career
>>19562450>picThose names are the only ones that seem to make sense since they are primarily entertainers
>>19562519God bless.
>>19562485>stillI haven't liked her for a long time now
>>19562433that'd be fine, but you can't be sure it wiill happen like that, can you?there's another pretty succesful model for western male vtubers now, so there's no guarantee they'll followin the JP Stars footstepsi just want Hololive to keep being different from Nijis and the like
>>19562482Not him but I greatly appreciate it, that A is something else.
>>19562445I'd rather have a /here/ holostar over a twitter normalfag one
Euros are all fags, so HolostarsEN will be the first Euro-focused generation and Euro hours will finally be filled.
Su: members Fall Guys (KFP get priority)Mo: Minecraft MondaysTu: OFF (XIV raiding on my personal account)We: OFF (XIV raiding on my personal account)Th: single player gameFr: single player gameSa: anime watchalongSorry, whores. No time for collabs. I gotta beat Wolfenstein TNO on Uber.
https://twitter.com/byongbyongbyong/status/1498180937191866368
>>19561189>>19562523>Add a hood nigga who likes rappingThe best part about this is he would immediately be male m*l* oshi but I KNOW he'd make music with Mori and I'd hate it
>>19562450I see the rising levels of estrogen in these threads is making anons hypersensitive
>>19562445BasedMake sure you take the rest of the Homos down with you
Reminder that Im the only chumbud on this board. I make all the Gura posts and will marry her one day
>>19562482I'm at work, I'll note down the post number
>>195621844 or 5, degree in computer science but I beat the fuck out of my brothers last girlfriend because she cheated on him. >>19562216>>19562292 I want to be raped by Mumei.
>>19562302Does this have an uncropped version?
>>19562564Every single /here/ tuber we got in the past years has been total shit, so...
Does La+ like unchi too?
>>19562429i wish rpr make it in as holostars en, atleast we already know he respect the idol culture
>>19562558NijiEN followed NijiJP's footsteps. Did HoloJP end up like NijiJP?
>>19560835The doomposting now will ensure that the end result will be a nothingburger. Just like how Myth didn’t lead to SJWs trying to bring down Hololive from within, worrying about StarsEN will ensure that they will be as inoffensive as possible.
>holostarsen So the Vinesauce crew?
>>19562590t. me
Guys, I think I love IRyS way too much.
>>19562600https://litter.catbox.moe/ud058d.mp4
wait so will the EN homostars be debuting along with EN gen 3 or are they replacing what would be EN gen 3?
>>19562590>start watching the most popular vtuber on earth>pretend she's a struggling indie and she has no fans except (You)what a fucking retard
>>19562614>NijiEN followed NijiJP's footstepsno they fucking didn't. nijiEN do WAY more male collabs than JP.
>>19562617>Myth didn’t lead to SJWs Mori
Which holos are easy to jerk off to while they are live?
>>19562622Yeah, me
>>19562635No one knows yet
He seems on a rapid track to being graduated from his current contract, so I think he'd be an obvious shoe-in once he's available.
Your oshi is buying her girlfriend clothes with YOUR money.
omega activity
Noel is talking about Holotalk
>>19562623god damn why does Kiara get such good 3d lewds
>>19560813I love these dopes
>>19562570what anime
>>19560880Cute and sexy.
>>19562598>want to be raped by MumeiDamn. And how does that scenario play out?
>>19562302>>19562623Damn I didn't know sunset could animate
>>19562590>>19562621>>19562696These posts were made by me
I will join Holostars EN and do nothing but streaming Half-Life 2 and DMC.
>>19562699>3d
>A princess who lives happily with Lunaitos
I want someone with an old-timey, Atlantic Broadcasting voice to get in.Please.
>>19562603Female /here/tubers are almost universally snakes looking for an easy fanbaseA male /here/tuber knows that being /here/ doesn't help him at all so he's not just trying to use /vt/ for easy clout
60 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19562598>female>vtuber enjoyer>CS degreeYou don't exist.
Oh yeah. After homoEN debuts, Omega might finally appear on stream.
Candidate for HolostarEN here. I see our kind isn't getting much approval on this board so I must ask: what are things we should/shouldn't do to get your favor?
I want Mori to date a homoEN and have a happy ending, what does that mean about me? Am I mentally ill?
>>19562684so fucking sick of this faggot, this is his fault
>>19562614HoloEn has already diverged from HoloJP a bit by dropping the gen thing, as you yourself pointed outthere's no guarantee, and the announcement is ambiguous on purpose, so i have every right to be concerned they might alter the formula and ruin something i enjoy very much
>>19562598> I beat the fuck out of my brothers last girlfriend because she cheated on him.Okay I believe this is actually a woman. Why are you here woman?
>>19562603Even the males ones?Also they were mostly indies and Holopro's restrictions are what sets them apart from the average streamer
So now that the dust has lifted, why did Gura cancel her duolingo stream?
>>19562623Based, have giant titty Kiara in exchangehttps://files.catbox.moe/0hfk62.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wmec39.mp4
>>19562635how the fuck would >we know?There isn't even an end date to the homo auditions so theres no way to calculate when they launch.
>>19562711It was a collab, someone else did the L2D
>>19562684HES IN
>>19562711He didn't make it, just a fan (?) collaborating with him it seemshttps://twitter.com/SunsetSkyline1/status/1498387692538970113
>>19562635>>19562673>First auditions was "Male and Female"* aka, only female, so EN3>This is male only (aka, only males)So I guess we can assume this is EN4 or Stars EN (so a new branch entirely)Hell I'd say it's for the Stars branch because Holostars literally announced ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA1SOzKVsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA1SOzKVsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA1SOzKVsU
>>19562684Wait, I though Omega was fired? Or is someone else from management have the keys.
>>19562711He had someone else do the animation. It's pretty good though
>>19562735Just be yourself bro just take a shower bro just be confident bro
>>19562735>shouldn't dojoin holopro>should dokys>Candidate for HolostarENyou wish you autistic fucktard
>>19562623niiiiice
>>19562498>>19562544duality
>>19562635I hope stars debut alongside EN3 so the new girls I dont care about can get all the collab beggars and I can keep having my peaceful streams. If the men are actually EN3 Im ngmi
>>19562731You obviously don't have friends that watch vtubers.
>>19562735Unironically, the only thing homoEN can do to make it work is go all in on homoJP HomoJP oshi, homoJP collabs, complete indifference to everyone else, including ID
>>19562283to guard lap from the wigger
>>19562522holy shit I must've missed thisI was convinced when she posted about fucking caramel macchiatos but never knew someone fucking scientifically proved itThis makes me realize I have womanly typing mannerisms too...
>>19562735Well to begin with don't pander to this place you fucking retard, and also push for Ace Cobat perms
>>19562741yes
>>19562735If you're telling the truth then honestly you shouldn't take anything anyone here says to heart
>>19562747So you're saying a /here/tuber would be good but only if behind heavy corporate restrictions
>>19562657>quotes Ghost>makes mockery out of italians and spaniards>Antisemite of the Year>invites Gura to watch Boss Nigger in a public stream, hums theme song to like 10k people
>>19562772I'm starting to think cover only said ''female x males'' to not make trannys mad
>>19562772you know what they say about assuming
>>19562683I hope I'm that bra that supports her heaving chest and then gets torn off during the heat of the moment then thrown into the trash
>>19562603I like Onolumi. I have no idea if she's actually here though, but most of her fanbase seems to be.
>>19562706Since my audience is primarily women, anything with shotas or magical girls. We will start with Gundam Build Fighters since not only is it's free on YT but also there are no less than 4 shotas in the main cast, and slowly wean ourselves over onto subscription services.
STARS...https://youtu.be/xEzSO18V4a4
>>19562708Both!
>>19562735Learn Japanese and become a brotuber to the JP stars. Collab with Bae, Ollie and Mori and make fun of them.
>omegay RT'd the stars announcementoh, so much for being fired, he was just completely ignoring the female branch
>>19562839>assumingNigger it was announced on the stars channel. It isn't even an assumption at this point
>>19562485No one likes Mori
>>19562834>>quotes GhostGhost from TCR? Do you have a link?
I am the last Sapling.
>>19562741why would you want to curse anyone with Mori?
>>19562834>>makes mockery out of italians and spaniardsanon... she's italian
>>19562877>removed nipplesI guess you get to stay but you're a weirdo.
We need a Certified Hood Nigga in HomoEN
>>19562450>>19562792I wasn't refuting internet e-celbs in his pic, but that anon was seriously feeling threaened by suggestions of >an old english bloke>a historian who takes apart old firearms>fucking Sheogorath from The Elder Scrolls>a sports broadcaster/commentator>the guy who reviews laptopsLike, what the hell is his problem that he's jumping at shadows?
https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1475073914476900355BTW we've already seen the new Homo designs.
>>19562741>I want Mori to date a homoEN and have a happy ending, what does that mean about me? Am I mentally ill?Only if you like MoriIf you hate her and this is a way to get her to graduate you're fine
>>19562888Hes the leader of the new male wave ofc he did. He already has a head start with 124k YT subs.
>>19562897at work rn, but archive search 'wildfire'
>>19562938JP4
why does every male chuuba either have flamboyant gay voice or comically deep corpsehomo type voice?
>>19562834t. Flying Colors Foundation member
>>19562888>he'll be working with stars tooShinove please gun this faggot down and make starsen kino
>>19562877Wait a second... Anatomy isn't my forte, but I feel like something is missing.
I'm fine with EN stars/males interacting with the EN/ID girls because different culture or whatever.BUT, if they dare approach the jp holo's I'll be mad as hell. they better not get near my oshi laplus
>>19562927It's not threatening, you're just a FAGGOT
>>19562877her tits are bigger than this
>>19562877
>>19562938All me
>>19562938
>>19562888I don't normally buy rrats but I 100% buy omega is a middle manager on a huge ego trip that got colossally butthurt none of the girls liked him
>>19562730>TitleHeh
>>19562950I don't know, it's apparently what women like.
>>19562888Watch Omega be super fucking active in supporting the new StarsEN tooGod I fucking hate everything about Cover
>>19562950Because normalfags sink down into 2view hell
>>19562925
>>19562938Wouldn't make sense to debut EN with only 3 members
>>19562734rape
>>19562978is that irys coming out as trans and joining as guyrys?
i hope one of the homostars is anya level in japanese and only wants to collab with the jp branch so /jaypee/ seethes
>>19562951the only person flying colors here is you with your seanigstan flag
>>19562938That's for StarsJP anon
>>19562938I want them to do less faggy designs, all this anime hair and earrings is gay as shit.
>>19562827I'm saying it's a possibility>wouldn't have to pander to 4chan because holo audience>would have the autism regulated to an extent>would know more about holopro and idols than the average twitternigger
>>19562897
>>19562795that's the right strategy this way myth collabs can be something really rare
Which holo needs to be tied up and gagged every hour she's not streaming?
>>19563011It says, "and more".
Lamy celebratory post!
>>19562978who is the one in the middle
>>19562972
>>19563036Papa Mori is Ghost
Why did she do this?
>>19563052haachama probably
>>19563070those are yet to be debuted, anonwe don't know
>>19562960JP males have interacted with JP females. In fact, you could even say that is the basis of their continued existence on this Earth. I just wish JP males and females would collab more IRL on the endeavor of producing more offspring…
This will be every HomoEN conversationhttps://files.catbox.moe/bqvbkl.mov
>>19563062Is it canon that Polka is as strong as Botan and Nene put together?
>>19563036I'm convinced this is Mori's father.
>>19563042Yeah the more holomems there are, the less pressure they will feel to collab.
>>19563024Lurk more retard, you are trying way too hard to fit in.
>>19563084Papa Reaper*
Believe in the ENs hlgg, they aren’t scandalous whores like the JPs.
>>19563072
Remember holoKR?Don't worry everyone, we may never see homoEN
Hey, I'm having deja vu
>>19562888>didn't promote the most iconic moment in EN>will relentlessly shill starsEN and even call them "hololive english" instead of stars just to really send home them being in the same branch
>>19562891And they are hiring both male and female for this
>>19562735I don't believe you, but I'll entertain the thought.Be as neutered as JP Homos in terms of interacting with the girls. Push against management as much as possible if they ever try to make you be in the same server as the girls. Try to avoid interacting with them as much as possible until enough time has passed, like a self-imposed collab ban.If you're able to stand by yourselves as entertainers without the aid of the girls, you'll be golden. Even more if you don't ever try to get in their pants.
>debut stream>Alright so those are the basics.. any questions chat?>Who's my oshi? Ohhh.. haha, well it's a bit embarrassing but uhhh... it's Gura, yeah, I'm a total chumbud, she's amazing and so sweet haha oh man guys please don't bring it up to her okay let's stay professional!
>>19562735never interact with any holo girl, and publicly call out Mori if she tries.
isn't it about time for HoloEN 3 to be announced?
holostarsEN designs will be:>shota>femboy>bara>fujo pandering>a cowboy (me)
>>19563158>Who's my oshi? Shion, of course!
>>19563072is it weird that I find this cute rather than funny or sexy?
>>19561259This is what two entire years of Calliope Mori does to a fanbase
>>19563036Oh shit. So she was actually around /here/. Or maybe he is her dad
>>19562735Shit on eachother, bantter and bro it out with eachother, like the JP stars do, like not telling Ogga that his quality setting were fucked, for 2 years, just for shits and giggles.
I've come to the conclusion that Elden Ring isn't a good streaming game. Props to Gura though for making her whole stream fun, was honestly the best Elden Ring string among EN so far
>>19561753>food analogy the absolute state
>>19563155https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1499747976444809217>Male VTuber Auditions>Male VTuber>MaleWhere the FUCK do you see "Female"
>>19563170more six months
>>19563116and you fit the role of a loud seamonkey without trying at all
>>19562735Ace Combat StreamSven Co-op with a bunch of other holosuhhhhBe enthusastic about your niche (game, hobby, whatever)And try to collab with JP homos as much as possible.
>>19563158>my oshi>izuru of course ah haha
>Anons think they can join Hololive and meet their oshis with only video game prowess>Not like they'd keep a wall between you and then for years.
>>19563170Not really?The announcement of general auditions was January.
Noel wass fighting a disease infested giant rrat
>>19562891but you used the word assume in your post
>Noel is still playing ERdamn i need to kneel, with all the shitposting i completely missed this
>>19563154Remember how happy the threads were during this?Might be the last time after FES
>>19563223In the requirements anon
Superchat readings are gonna be fucked for like a whole week, they are my favorite content and it’s all gonna be about men
>>19563197where the fuck have you been these last two years
>>19563223Read the audition page dumbass. It just says you need to present as a male.
>>19563170Are you sure you aren't thinking of ID3?
>Kiara and Ame will just so happen to set their big events in Minecraft after the homos debut
>>19563264ER? More like niggER!
>people don't want /here/chubas interacting with the girlsif I get in, can I at least collab with Risu? it's not like we weren't already in /vt/sings together
and are these twitter trannies in the thread with us now?
>>19563264this is the actual consequences of threadreading
>>19563231Just say you have no idea what Flying Colors Foundation is next time, instead of embarrassing yourself like this.
>>19563223man you are so fucking stupid
>>19563290Kronii moving to homostars?
>>19563273>le sentimental cat
>>19562735Focus on music. Don't be afraid of singing in Japanese.
>>19563264I've been posting about it as often as I can with my limited JP knowledge, but it feels like there's only me and 1 other person actually watching.
>>19563239I feel like actual holostar fans would doompost about thisPoor dude is going to be forced to deal with EN in his chat now, just like when they dragged him out by a leash for that convention when holostars had to kneel to holoEN for no reason
>>19563052Mori, for safety purposes
>>19563295that'd be nice since the collab ban will still be in effect by then
>>19563107Aloe is there in spirit.
>>19563240they'll jump on my dick immediately after the collab ban
This whole thing is just Cover trying to overshadow Niji's audition tweet, you know this right?
JWU“Male vtubers for Hololive English”I’m going back to sleepHopefully forever
>>19563298Do as much as you want with the ID's. Most won't mind.
>>19562000t. schizo
Noel...
>>19562251>Moriew
>>19561801La+ has enough cognitive dissonance to be both a unicorn and a kenzoku, she’ll be fine.
>>19563303yeah i gotta admit i got carried awayi just really want Holostars EN to be like Holostars JP man...
>>19563275>>19563290>>19563155>>19563313Anonchamas what type of cope is this? Are we REALLY coping this hard? When it EXPLICITLY says males?>B-but you can put femaleNigger DYRB they'll accept a female when they explicitly said male? That's the first fucking filter
>>19563279>Ina and IRyS streaming ER that can't have SC>Mori and Gura in eikaiwa collabOnly Fauna has a solo stream with SC enabled today.
>>19563240>implying I'm joining for Gura and not to redpill Astel on Titanfall 2
Why Faendal so perfect?
>>19563155No they aren't. Just as they weren't hiring males for Myth and Council. It was just their way of circumventing the gender retardation that's popular on twitter.
>>19563342i was only thinking of haha cute enby femboy XDD i didn't think of it like this holy shit oga and izuru are not gonna have much fun with this
>>19563373It was already implied heavily before with the other permanent audition tweet, where they included a picture of holo girls and holostars.
>>19563240Unless your oshi is someone like Ollie or Bae
>>19562741You're just a typical deadbeat
>>19563405retard
>>19562105>LeafyIsHereMy sides. Nice joke, anon.
>>19563306you keep embarrassing yourself just by existingmaybe if you had some personality outside of seething like a twittertard it wouldn't be so bad
>>19563424>he doesn't know
>>19563290>the male council collab was just them using voice changers>the tweet called it #Harbinger>Habringer: a person or thing that announces or signals the approach of another.>StarsEN will just be women doing guy voices
>>19563405they also allowed men to apply for hololive, as long as they could reliably pass as a femalethat's how your oshi got in
>>19562794I do, they're all male. I'm more incredulous about>femaleand>cs degreeunless they managed to fix that in the decade+ I've been out of college.
>>19563398Towa is pure
>>19563453I'd kneel so hard
>>19563240>this nigga doesn't know that my oshi is a male
>>19563036She’s a pegasister, isn’t she
>>19563240I'm going to drink and shoot guns with Aruran, and you won't stop me
>>19562429Honestly I would be fine with that. A boys club that kinda does their own thing and is respectful otherwise. If it was like that I'd probably check them out from time to time.
>>19563405Niji has a woman or tranny in their second male wave. Not sure which.
>>19562735Copy and dump all Discord logs you possibly can and then fake your own suicide on a guerilla stream
>>19563446t. seething r*dditourist
45 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19563453big if true
>>19563510not an arguement
good morning sirs
>>19563404This whole week dudeAnd then all the superchat replies to comments the girls make in response to the first wave of SCsAnd Ame who only reads SCs two weeks laterThis shit could last a month
>>19563529Go back to sleep, trust me
I'm gonna jack off to the sunseskyline animation of Kiarai'll be back soon
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is kiara but u can call me t3h PhOen1X oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch idol concerts w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
>>19563495I feel like it would have come up on stream at some point if it was so probably not
>nijiEN males drop, try to think it won't be a big deal>they share a discord with the girls and stop into their streams constantly, girls bring them up unprompted>cuckposting evolves to outright unironic shipping in the general>leave>this happens to holoENI don't get how every company can't grasp the simple basic fucking rule of "cute girls doing cute things"
>>19563298You bring a funny point, there is a high possibility that one autist will go through all the /vt/ sings to find out if someone is from here
>>19563524>literally seething at the words “flying colors foundation”>Still has no clue why
>>19561057Same thing that happened with ID3
>>19563434This is the first time they’ve implied (actually they outright say it) that male vtubers will be in Holostars English and it not just looking at a HolostarsEN
>>19563529Nice dog. For a girl!
>>19563547Love her!
>>19562579>>19562523>>19561189>am hood nigga>obsessed with Japanese culture>autistic as fuckI guess it’s time for me to apply
I hope one of the HomoEN will be a good mormon boy like Joshua Graham
>Homostar EN>EN gen 3>JP gen 7 Anyone else think that Hololive is perfect the way it is right now? It seems like it's growing rapidly every year, what is Covers end goal anyway? I just don't want Hololive to become a 600+ member company, which at that point it would just be soulless.>inb4 "you say that every year anon"
>>19563544if you actually watch Kiara I'd suggest notI jerked off to those huge titty kiara animations and I had to take a break from watching her until her elden ring stream, it fucked with my brain
Polka sit on my face
>>19563547>im 13 years old
Imagine if we have the Yugo of Hololive
>>19563468It's still majority male. But it's gotten better at least, at my unit. graduated last year
>>19563558I remember someone claiming they could hear Mori in Magi/a/ Personally I thought it was BS, but I guess you never know
>>19563547I miss when pasta was like this. Retarded, but fun. Actual fun, not schizoposting "fun".
>>19561542Too bad I'm not gonna be watching because of Mori
>>19563297very funny nenchi
>>19563505i feel like that's the most common opinion ITTHomos have been accepted, and even liked, since this thread's inceptionboth the "NOOOOOOO THEY WILL RUIN HOLOLIVE JUST BY EXISTING" and the "I DEMAND my oshi collabs with a man" posters feel like shitposting tourists
>>19563606I want to curbstomp Mori
>>19563608Anonymous LOVE
You know I haven't reallt considered this but... won't the guys auditioning for homo EN be ugly? Or the very least, strikingly mediocre
>>19563599you DO say that every year though anonAnd we already have people here complaining about there not being enough streams
>>19563599I remember feeling that way about each Gen since JP5 but it's worked out so far
Trust the plan
>>19563524Here, let’s spoonfeed the r*dditorhttps://youtu.be/hVqn5kmmDI8
>>19563555My rrat is that they do firmly grasp this idea, and the managers who resent EN used the financial success of NijiEN males to browbeat the rest of Cover into agreeing to poison Hololive English
>>19562623my fucking dick
>>19561542>cunny collabfeaturing Mori. Easy skip from me.
It's over, it's fucking over, I knew it, what I'm gonna do now, Suicide here I come
>>19563663Probably 50/50, like the girls. Autism doesn't care if you're ugly.
>>19563599>Anyone else think that Hololive is perfect the way it is right now?>11 ENs>2 streams a day>1 never streamsNo. It's not.>It seems like it's growing rapidly every yearThis is still a slow pace anon. N*j* has had 4 Waves and their first hasn't even been around for a year.And yes, you say this every year.
Reminder that Asian women like white men and white men like Asian women. The ENs are safe, it’s the JPs that are gonna open their pantsu for hot white foreigners.
I hate to say this, but I hope Noel ends soon I'm too retarded to watch 2 streams while working and I don't want to miss Ina either...
>>19563678considering omega's blatant bias towards them, I'd buy the rrat
>>19563663you're oshi is also probably extremely average looking, with a few exceptions
>Kiara thought it was bad newsNone of you “it’s just made up scenario” posters can reassure meShe was miserable and worried about this and it’s gonna be bad
>>19563717ORRRR, shes known about this for a while and it was something else bugging her.
>>19562623I still don't know if kiara is hetero or homo
>>19563717she wasn't talking about this, stop being a schizo
>Vsingers audition opens up>Only one gets in>HomoStarsEN open up>???
>>19563717Somehow this is worse than Chonkers getting cancer
>>19563717t. retard who doesn't watch kiara
>>19563608>her enthusiastic “OKAAY” response
>>19563715>my oshi is extremely average looking>i am extremely average lookingWE IS
>>19563748Some people love cock and pussy y;know?
>>19563700Ina… Kronii… IRyS…
>>19563678based
>>19563715My oshi is IRyS and I have yellow fever so anything above 4 is an automatic 8.5/10 for me as long as she's asian
HolostarsEN will have names starting with FORTAnd their theme will be "Night".
>>19563428Anon that was before Niji EN male, and Cover habit of copying Anycolor is not that new
>>19563717It's either about her cats or her voice not this you literal dramatourist
>>19563748shes unironically bi, but she is savvy enough to know how she should act in front of her fans. shes not an idiot
guys, when I get into starsen I'll occupy moris time thus keeping her from corrupting the other holos. You dont have to watch me but you will respect me as your martyr
>>19563672Not anymore
>>19563751You're stupid if you think they'll hire one single EN homo.Although it would be hilarious to give him a MC server where he's all alone.
i love that she went with the great mace
>>19563547>13UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH PHEONIX CUNNY
>>19563697Niji is like a case study in a company doing everything I don’t want them to do with their vtubers
>>19563663So like most of HololiveEN?
>>19563766Only women are allowed to that
>Carl gets into HomostarsEN>clearly doesn't give a shit>somehow has the best streams anywaysWhat would his fanbase be called?
>>19563794I'll watch if Mori isn't on screen
>>19563786I mean hes dumb, but I doubt she was getting a doctors call at midnight her time. So it probably WAS Cover related, but nothing something anyone here really was to worry about.
>According to globalcheck, YouTube is being blocked in RussiaBodanskis...
>>19563794Based. Good luck, tracerposter.
>>19562251Yeah no way I'm watching this, sorry Gura
AHHHHHHFUCK DRAGON QUESTI have no patience but let me vent to you about this complete bullshit whilst Noel panics her pretty little head off and I contemplate my membership to my oshi>Characters can level up to level 99>When they level up, they get skill points, which can be spent to purchase skills>However, even if you get characters to level 99, they don't earn enough skill points to naturally get all of their available skills>So, you need "Seed of Skill" items which can give characters extra skill points. All good right?WRONGYOU CAN ONLY FARM THEM FROM AN EMEMY WHICH AT THE POINT IN THE GAME I'M AT SPAWNS ONE ENEMY PER ENCOUNTER.>There's a "chance" to even gain an item, and with special equipment, this chance can be raised to 13%. However, this applies to both "common" and "rare" items. The enemy which drops seeds of skill has both a common and rare item drop. You might need to kill 10 or so of this enemy to get an item drop, and there's a large chance this will be the common item drop, not the rare item drop (the one I need). I NEED SEVENTY THREE SEEDS!Lads I'm going to fucking lose it. Noel-chan please bless my cartridge and my sanity.
>>19563817Pretty sure that was Sana who sent that.
>>19562772>So I guess we can assume this is EN4 or Stars EN (so a new branch entirely)Not necessarly, it may very well be that the upcoming gen was always going to be homos. It seems possible that the quality and/or quantity of male auditions was below what they were expecting given they went out of their way to tweet this "everyone is welcome" crap weeks after opening them.
What if WarriorPi makes it in...
>>19563600just don't cum bro. Edge for eternity until you cum to something else. Works for me. Fucking madonna whore complex got me good.
>>19563838how many russians actually watch botan?
>>19563777
>>19563804What an interesting experiment, and if he doesn't speak Japanese it would be even funnier. Like how far does Hololive, in name only, boost someone.
>>195638107/11 of EN are above average in looks. Really surprised how some of the girls grew up socially inept to some degree desu
>>19563753>>19563786Wait Kiara's cat is sick!? :(
>>19563794I'll only sub if you read off the super nene copypasta when you eventually do a collab with her.
>>19562141>Mumei didn’t sing for her audition >Gura didn’t sing for her audition THEY ARE
>>19563717She retweeted the announcement.
>>19563850Dragon Quest..?
>>19563876>:(Go back
>>19563599I'm interested to see what they can come up with. You can tell they are doing this to compete with Nijisanji. If they don't they lose marketshare to all the nijis. >don't want Hololive to become a 600+ member companyThe business model is different so I don't think it will
>>19563861if cover can do ANYTHING, it is scout properly
>>19563735>>19563750>>19563753>>19563754>>19563786No you cannot reassure me, I know Kiara, I know what she meant when she said “I can’t talk about it”, that’s work related
>>19563717My rrat: She was told on discord that they were having a meeting after she finished streaming and she thought it was going to be about Nenechi.
>>19563700Except all the Asians in EN are unironic lesbians
>>19563861Best case scenario if you are a unicorn. But if you aren't, you'll probably just pity the guy
>>19562623>people praising this>this fucking line keeps re-appearing and disappearing and it's actually fucking distractingI hope you retards never mention rigging
>>19563876>>19563910t. ACTUAL tourist/dramafag
>>19563748Kiara HATES men
>>19563908>hired MoriI'm not sure about that
>>19563914bae...
>>19563861well at least nobody has to worry about him fucking the girls
>>19563900Dragon Quest 11. THEY GAVE US A WAY TO FARM THIS SHIT BUT MADE IT SO FUCKING BORING. I'M GETTING OVER LEVELLED JUST KILLING STATUES
>>19563856This is actually why omega keeps trying to force "names" for hololive english branches rather than gen numbers.This way holostarsEN can release under the hololive branding, they'll be "hololive english: galaxy" or whatever faggy title.Same shit nijiEN is doing
>>19563838Our gov blocked over a 7 years various hentai and porn sites, my vpn always ready for this shit.
>>19563903>:(
>>19563914irys and bae are ironic lesbians though
>>19563943Ok but this has nothing to do with anything go blog to /v/ or something.
>>19561951I unironically just want them to be like the JPs, however i feel like the western fanbase and the girls themselves won’t let that happen.>get announced to be in homoEN>first thing you see is Ollie, Mori, or Baelz asking for collab reservations
>>19563965bae is ironic the other is not
>>19563548Probably because it's embarassing
what does omegay even do?
>>19563856Yeah this, the “male and female welcome” audition tweet did not get enough male applicants to fill out their desired roster for HolostarsEN. Rather than give up they doubled down and more explicitly requested male auditions
>>19563700JPs only like white girls.
>>19563946Holy shit you're right>they're not holostars they're a completely equal generation
>>19564001he omegays my nuts
>>19563964The >jejappearing in this webm after she said kek just makes it
>>19564006Stop posting your headcanons anon
>>19563917fuck off damascus
>>19563926>hired mori and didnt hire milky or pomu this is why people dont have faith in cover scouts
>>19564001larp and eat cum
>>19564006You niggers keep saying this but literally no one knows anything
how did Noel manage to lure that many archers and not kill at least one?
>>19563993IRyS only ever talks about hetero ships in anime and manga.
>>19563717kiara felt threatened when they announced en 2 because she was scared of diluting her numbers so why are you surprised shes repeating the process again
>>19564001omegay does what omedoes
>>19564051my cum
>>19563908M and O...
>>19562735Say "Fuck Calliope Mori, all my niggas hate Calliope Mori" on your debut and I'll be a fan for life
>>19562440If Mori checks her audio levels beforehand, that alone will make it better then #1, so you've got like a 50-50 chance of that happening.
>>19564028cock inside the cat
>>19563991Yeah, that's the sad thing. I already feel bad for those guys.
What level is Noel?
>you are now remembering Sana has a manger who is paid a full time salary
Who didn't think starsEN wasn't gonna happen?People are gonna complain until there a gura-level phenom is in the first gen and then people will just accept the new reality.
>>19564080t. omegay
>>19563946Yeah, no shitYou are allowed to have “It’s just HolostarsEN, it’s separate” as your weak cope but the debut schedule will make it clear it’s HoloEN 3rd gen
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96680554
Would you support starsEN if Toriyama was confirmed to be a papa for one of them?
>>19562319>>19562338 >>19562349 >>19562359 >>19562390 >>19562423 >>19562439 >>19562600 >>19562711>>19562699 >>19562711 >>19562757 >>19562790 >>19563683those are the same faggots shitting up the thread cuckposting and salivating at the thought of male holos messaging and fucking EN female holos
>>19564010And therefore they will need to be invited to every single group event or activity as to not exclude them. Yay!
why is it gawr gura and not gura gawr?
this place will be overrun with women soon
>>19564096there is nothing wrong with ollie and bae
mumei is the bully of EN
>>19564001Rapebait
>>19564090>Mori>preparing for streams
>>19564133all me
>>19564133eh, 2/10 for effort.
>>19564103That's me actually, it's how I have so much time to post here these days
30 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19564133what kind of mental gymnastics are you on bro, you're mad at... people posting lewds?
>>19564033Shut up omegay you’re not smart I see you plan already
>>19562735>ShouldStream>Shouldn't Talk to my oshi, or talk about my oshi.That's fucking it mate.
>IRyS actually killed Margit the falafelWhat the actual fuck I did not expect this shit, what’s the thread reaction?
>>19564054I mean it literally just the repeat of the open audition announcement but male
>>19563926>the 2nd most subbed chuuba in HololiveYeah what a failure
>>19564133Nah mate Im just horny 24/7all me btw
>>19564133(You)
>>19564161how do you rape omega if omega doesnt have genitals
Polka is a literal clownlmao
jwuIt was fun while it lasted bros...
You guys are coming to my little sister's birthday party tomorrow, right?
Watching just face smash her way through ER with a giant mace is way more entertaining than it should be
>>19564195sex
>>19564133what
>>19564139Why is that?
why would women even come to this site? can't they go somewhere else?
>>19564146Bae sucks and I hope HoloKR hurries up so her Korean saviorfags abandon her.
>>19564196That doesn't make your entire headcanon even remotely true anon
>>19564197>muh numbersDeadbeats are subhuman
>>19563751there's no way they will debut only 3 homos like jp does it will make cover look bad, so 5 it is
>>19564218>mouth>eyes>ears>nostrilsoh, thats more then enough for me.
>>19564195She used summons.
>>19564054go back tourist
So besides Mori, Bae, and Mumei, who else is likely to collab with homoEN?
>>19564195its that good?
>>19563453>StarsEN will just be women doing guy voicesI mean one of the new Nijihomos is this.
>>19564254I accept your concession
>>19564230yeah
>>195641958-11 She did it posts. There wasn't much watching IRyS at that point since it was late at night
>>19564256I shall shake the magic 8-ball and inform you.
>>19563700Reminder that all of them are going to be troons and/or faggots, everyone's oshi will be safe.
Are they really going to release homoEN under the hololive branding and just leave the original holostars in the dust? Love or hate the announcement you gotta admit that's kind of fucked up to the original holostarsreally seems like they're going to go with "hololive english: somedumbtitle"
Continuing counting posts of past threads.Results up to OP >>19560723: /hlgg/ has had 5758 threads, 711 deaths, 8479628 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 43.4%Data: threads https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY summary https://pastebin.com/rn7ngQLQ
>>19564256Your Oshi
>>19564254>Has no proof>Called out on it>Proceeds to not present proof againLol
>>19564256HoloID
>>19564230depends on how old shes gonna be
>>19564253Rogier, Jellyfish, or both? Still impressive when there’s also an easy mode sold by a bald marchant
>>19564291>dropped an entire .7% from the stars announcement
>>19564237towa male confirmed?
>>19564139>soon>He didn't see the omocat review
>it’s all your headcanonThis rash of faggots are intolerable
>>19564291>711 deathsi remember the times even one death was met with shock
>>19562657She’s too dumb to pull it off. Anons used to be worried that Kiara was the problem, but she went in the opposite direction.
>>19563614Are you sure they were talking about magi/a/? Because I just checked and I didn't hear anyone similar enough.Then again, it would've been like 10 years ago. She would've been pretty young.
>>19564133>HURHGHRGH KFP BOOOOOGEYMAN
>>19564282That's what interests me, especially seeing all the work they have been doing to the Holostars brand recently
>>19562657Mori is an actual fucking /pol/tard
>>19564340That was before bumpschizo, albeit now most of the deaths are completely natural
>>19564253>summons>syou didnt watch the stream
>>19564338true, i was sleeping. did they come /here/ as well? i watched the vod and saw a lot from twitter but that was expected
>>19564372Delusional deadbeatYou can easily check that this is absolutely not the case
>>19564277Well?
Noel is cute
>>19564282>>19564369>and just leave the original holostars in the dust?It's LITERALLY gonna be under Holostarshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wA1SOzKVsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_RGpbmqh5EThe time has finally come!
>>19563908Sana...
>>19564385And you need to learn how to English. Using summons there doesn't mean she used more than one, though it is also possible to specify a singular summon if you want to by saying "a summon"
>>19564413'Don't count on it"
>>19564428That one prawn suit guy has to be nutting nonstop
>>19564404She rants against “cancel culture” and is an actual racist. I’m not a deadcuck, I hate poltards.
>>19564090>mori >forethought
Just grab 'em by the horns
>>19564256I appreciate that Mumei is on the same tier as the other two because of a stars collab where she said 3 words.
If s*e*h tz**n**h is in starsEN I'd unironically kneel.
>>19564245Past Audition were open to both gender and i doubt that Cover gonna turn down free money if they can put out a male wave
>his oshi isn't a lesbianOnly yourself to blame!
>>19564425sana is good when she actually streams though
Say something nice to Coco's little sexpet
My friend wants to apply even tho he’s a normiefag who barely knows anything about hololive, he thinks he can be the rapper of homo EN.. he has one semi successful tiktok account and that’s it really
I don't like Ina's fang
>>19564428soon
>>19564450racist to who?
>>19564369>>19564282Holostars will remain as a wall for Japanese idolfags and their openly-idolfag vtubers like Miko and KanataEN will not be so lucky since none of the EN girls are going to be brave enough to post “no males, I am an idol” in the discord
>>19564195She cheated using bleed damage
Noel has a really big mace
>>19564482why are you friends with a normalfag
>>19564466Glad my autistic dyke is safe when the HomoEN debuts
>>19564468>bread joke>tired joke about her limiter >exact same jokes from her debut weekIf you like a person who literally never evolves, sure
>>19564466>his oshi will be turned into an onahole for other lesbians every off collab
>>19564493korosan...
>>19564494She constantly makes fun of Jews.
>>19564256Kiara
When will Yagoo let us buy Cover corp. stock
Noel really makes me want to play this game, but I suck shit at them. I wish Fauna woul dplay but she's adamant against it too.
>>19562735Base your content on holostars and don’t just be NijiEN with a different name. I don’t give a shit if it’s a numbers debuff, if your ideal first collab is with a holo, and it isn’t one of the homos, then i want you gone. I don’t care how much Mori wants to make the thread seethe or how much Ollie wants to play Apex/chess
>>19564485i do not either but it's too late to change at this point
>>19564422It literally doesnt say Holostars EN and it literally does say “male vtubers for Hololive English”
>>19564470>kanata_rape_greentext.jpg
>>19564504Noel makes my little mace big.
>>19564461I put her there because she's obviously not averse to male collabs.
>>19564544There are really easy ways to play souls games and enjoy them without being good, anon
>>19564057ShinjiXKaworu isn't that hetero, but yeah I agree
>>19564556On the Holostars channel.... right anon...
>>19564466I'll undyke your oshi once I join HolostarsEN
I told you about NO MALES
>>19564520Excuse you sir she got a new one with Taco seasoning.
Damn, that's a long way up. Is Noel nearing any kino?
I sent in my audition a month ago when they initially announced the open auditions with the holostars in the image, you guys encouraged me to do it, so I did. I'm not getting hired, but as of about 2 days ago I can confirm someone from cover heard what is, essentially, a long vocaroo shitpost with a slight backstory to it. And that's very funny to me.
>there are anons here who think a stream with their oshi can still be fun if they interact with males in itYou are the problem.
>>19564195Somehow, even though she's a complete retard who forgets core mechanics all the time, she's actually kind of decent for a holomem
>>19564544the game is easily grindable if you're bad, plus you can summon npcs to help youpeople who go for the HONORABLE MELEE 1v1s just seek the thrill of that, but you don't have to do it yourself
>>19564450The only thing Mori knows about “cancel culture” is that it’s the reason she can’t say nigga on social media anymore
>>19564556t. the most gullible retard ITT
>>19564543hopefully never, once some faceless megacorp is a major shareholder hololive is dead
>>19564256Gura
>>19564595It's nothing compared to the underground elevators that spend about 3 minutes straight going down.
>>19564496I could see Kiara telling them off if they act too forward in interacting with the EN girls.
>>19564482unfortunately it sounds like he'd get in
>>19564556>holostar channel>it doesnt say holostars
>>19564531also koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncW00D1Qt4k
>>19562827>>19563033It worked for Amber.
>>19564547>if your ideal first collab is with a holo, and it isn’t one of the homos, then i want you goneso everyone who doesn't know japanese?
>>19564556The title says HololiveProduction and the trailer is on the JAPANESE holostars channel rather than the hololiveEN channel.
>>19564485I'm okay with Ina's fang, but I don't like Kronii's.
>>19564573No more than anyone else anon. But hey its your bait and im biting.
>>19564556Then why is the video not on the much larger Hololive EN official YouTube channel?
>>19564466feels good
>>19564372
>ywn get drunk on soju with kroniii love this dog so much..
>>19564626most fuckable mama, what a cow
I LOVE VIRTUAL YOUTUBER TSUNOMAKI WATAME!
>>19563042EN1 collabs are a Myth.
i like the idea of using a womans body for sexual gratification while they get nothing from it in return
>>19564635>awake when it was announced>retweets old cunny art insteadnah
>>19564688dumb watamate, that's not your oshi, that's a hag
>>19564626I love Ayamy mama
>>19564547Your logic is kind of retard anon, because they gonna collab with they gen mate first
>>19564597Godspeed, r.ratboy.
>>19564688I love her bodytoo!
I love Ina too!
JWU, I wish I didn't.
Gute Nacht!
>>19564650Hololive Productions is the parent company of both Hololive and HolostarsI know it’s on the Holostars channel, that implication is simply not enough to satisfy me when they’re also sending the opposite signal
yab
>>19564597Drat, well good luck with this round of auditions I guess
>>19564597Kek
>>19564597honestly if my entire hobbyspace burns down in a sea of cuckposting, r.ratman getting into starsEN would be the one good thing that comes from it
I haven't been able to eat meat for a long time
>>19561684Your timezone reps... it was 4:30 AM.
>>19564626I still dont get how she has so little views
>>19564707Please hold out against management pressure Gura… please….
>>19564757>ame likes lunawhat a weird drama
>>19564597holy basedYou know I believe you can resubmit every three months
>>19564757>Ame liking Mumei art>Fauna liking Ame artWhat’s next
>>19564797Top needs a good BDSM rape, bottom needs a good mating press
>>19564802She’s really fucking good isn’t she? Basically the perfect hag, I have her notifications on alongside just two HoloENs
>>19564815Kronii liking Gura art
>>19564589>trying to undyke kroniiGood fucking luck:https://streamable.com/obcilv
>>19564597>r.ratman avtually gets inI'd kneel
>if you don't want women you want to have sex with to interact with other men, you have mental illness>if you want to have sex with extremely attractive women because they're [distance] away, you have mental illnessYou people need to find a thick fucking dictionary, look up the word "mental illness", find a definition, realize you've never used it correctly before in your life, and than bash your fucking skulls in with the dictionary until your useless undersized husk of a smooth as fuck brain oozes out of your shattered cranium and the retardation that is your existence mercifully ceases to be
>Gura won't RT it>*She does it*>Management forced herAre we already pre-coping?
15 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19564760This is just advertisement for that though
>>19564815Me liking everyone's artWE ARE
>>19563404Mumei picked a good time to be swamped by schoolwork while also moving out.
What holomems watch porn?
>>19564927me
>>19564927All of them, especially Gura.
>>19564256Ame. She's the unity holo
Thank god IRyS isn’t a whore like the other ENs so I don’t have to worry about HomoEN.
Why are males so based?
>>19564815Ame is more into Luna now
>>19564874Please don’t mention HolostarsEN please I know she will but PLEASELETME HABE THESE LAST FEW MONTHS OF PEACE
>>19562735ignore all "advice" that includes a gender
>>19564866I'm just going to point out that in the unlikely event you ever get into an actual relationship getting mad at your SO for interacting with men at all is actually a pretty good sign of mental illness so that comparison doesn't exactly work.
>>19564927Kiara
>>19564867I'm gonna be honest with you anon. I don't want to be mad over a situation that hasn't happened yet.Is it probably going to happen? Yeah. Is my oshi going to collab with males a year from now? Probably. Is my entire hobby about to go down in a pit of flames and be ruined for good? Yeah.But for now I just want to enjoy it while I have time left. This is cope, yes, but honest cope.
>>19564927All of them except Kronii
>>19563404>Only Fauna has a solo stream with SC enabled today.Fauna doesn't even read superchats in her ASMR stream and I highly doubt they'd SC her about it, especially if they didn't even care about Rushia enough to.
>>19564867Why do you guys bring up Gura all the time
>>19564959Is that mori
>>19564927yesmr. koro like the western onessource: ogayu
being able to chew your own facial hair is the craziest shit everi should've grown it faster
>>19564978Stop pretending to be a Chumbud, dramanigger
>>19564989>Why are you discussing a Holo in the Holo thread??????????????
>>19564990
>>19564978Based and same. Hololive has an expiry date now.
>>19564927Marine likes big white cock
>kronii retweeted the homostars announcementThey're going home
Reminder Gura owns SEVERAL Bad Dragon toys.It started as a funny meme at first, but then she actually tried them...
>>19565014NOMORETOWA
I am back now>>19563600what? why?
>>19563671that doesn't make me care for your schizo faggotry any morekeep your gotchas for your /vpol/ threads
>>19564860I'm still trying to figure out what kind of turbo-gay position they were inIf they were in a sleeping bag together, were they literally in a 69 position or something so Kronii just got a face full of Ina's ass?
>>19564991What type of western porn does Koro watch?
>>19564959Papa still misses Kaoru...
>>19564867she hardly retweets any of the going-ons of hololive. it's likely if she does RT it that she was approached by management in such a way to make her feel that if she doesn't retweet it, they'll be upset and so she feels pressured to do it because of whatever consequences they've trained her cunny to be afraid of. But as it stands, she hasn't done it and probably won't. But who knows
After Ollie and Council I do not trust Cover's ability to filter out everyone applying just to have the opportunity to DM Ame, Gura, and Ina.
Create a lego account you faggotshttps://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1499523903424630784
10 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19564851>panders to EOPs >can draw fat tats>likes fat tats>draw her daughters with fat tats>has fat tats herself (not really but they're alright)>calls her fans boyfriends so basically GFE experience along with cosplay ASMRIts still a mystery to me how shes can only reach 100 views every now and then
>>19564978DO YOU FUCKERS REALLY NOT TRUST YOUR OSHI TO NOT BE A FUCKING WHORE THAT HAS SEX WITH EVERY SINGLE MALE THEY INTERACT WITH?DO YOU THINK YOUR OSHI IS THAT MUCH OF A FUCKING WHORE THAT SHE CANT INTERACT WITH A MALE WITHOUT "CHEATING ON YOU"
>>19564978thread themehttps://youtu.be/I0xUl_VRCmM
>>19564959is this real?holostars are absolute great same quality as the best hololive girlsthey just had bad luck
>>19565040Marine has never even seen one
>>19565055you want more towa next thread?
>>19565056>guras cunny is all stretched out from dog knot toysNo...
>>19565091I think the more explicit GFE scares people off.
>>19564978I'm sure pre-convincing yourself that this will be the worst thing ever will have no ill effects or won't color your future opinions at all.
KFP...https://twitter.com/fme930/status/1497122961282977792
>>19565123NOat least we're safe from another towa thread
>>19565019Im talking about in regards to HomoEN and you know it
>>19563558if they were from here and they had the same mic, i think i would know pretty quickly
>>19565137cute
>there is a high chance that the at least one of the chosen homoEN's masturbated to one of the girlsim going to be sick
>>19565137that's me btw
>>19565111So these are the types of people we’ll have regularly six months from now.. Jesus Christ
>>19565069>This entire postSo I guess we are pre-coping>But who knowsThis is the only accurate "take" but then again it's not even that serious to begin with. Anons here take every twitter interaction to the extreme
>>19565066I don't know, and she deleted more stuff so it's impossible to know now.
>your oshi>do you ever look at the thread and go "damn, this is fucked up"
NICE GAME FROMSOFT
>>19565111she's not gonna have sexshe's not gonna flirtshe's not gonna do anything badbut i still don't like it and i will not continue to watch EN when it happensspastic fucking redditor
>>19561191Thanks god the chuds already left this board, finally i can enjoy reading the thread again
Sometimes I forget that Sana exists...
>>19565136Better that than the chumbuds keep claiming Gura is immune to all this holostars stuff, they're blatantly setting themselves up to go absolutely psycho a year from now
>>19565111It’s not a chumbud capskun
>>19564978This is what an actual cuckold looks like. They've created this whole scenario in their head and are probably getting off to it.
>>19565180its fine all the holos masturbaited to the girls as well
>>19564824...anything two girls can accomplish?
>>19565180There's a 100% chance of the opposite too HoloEN -> HomoJP
>>19565206And im sure you will loudly announce your intentions forever more about that like a spastic.
>>19565180YAGOO has probably done it at least once in his life. The question is, which one was it?
You niggers keep talking about Gura, what I wanna know is if Sana will even acknowledge it.Hell I wanna know if she'll stream at all
>your oshi>bet how long it takes for gura to end up pregnant from a new homo
>>19565224the person happy about it wasn't happy about the situation anon, cuckolds are happy for such situations
>>19565206>but i still don't like it and i will not continue to watch EN when it happensYEAH SURE, YOU'LL JUST FUCKING WHINE CONSTANTLY
>>19564248nice non-argument
>>19565120Yes, pizza dad also immediately aggro'd Varre just like Gura and IRyS
So whos the best elden ring player so far?
>>19565111go back
>>19565180>1 of>Not all of themGuess it's true, they are HOMOstars
>>19565111>people STILL don't fucking get itscroll up, archive reps, whateverfucking retard
>>19565180I mean at least two people in Myth DEFINITELY flicked it to HoloJP porn
Unicorn genocide best day of my life
>>19565259reggin
>>19564597Glad to hear you tried at least, ganbare rratman
even despite this, the controller is safe. nice job, danchou!
>>19565278Surprisingly it's IRyS.
>>19565280underrated niggas
>>19565091GFE is a heavy debuff especially if you lay it on that thick
>>19565180Let me know which HomoEN masturbated to the Starsinb4 yeah me
>>19565278me
>>19565111this feels like the same type of nigger that posts>what did you really think you had a chance with her, hurr durr I'm a retarded normalfag
>>19565055you are literally asking for it
>your oshi>Watame cute?
>Mori, Bae, Kiara, KroniiThese are the ENs that will collab with the homos so far
>>19564597Sad you didn't make it man. You're the only homo I would've accepted
Ayamefriend saw the writing on the walls
>>19565277It took you 20 minutes to come up with this?
>>19564597Fucking kek, are we ever gonna hear it one day?You should consider an actual application sometime, of all the *guitar riff* level people that may apply you'd at least give them a proper option
>>19565290Anon you think Gura is a whore
>>19565343Towano, she's sexy
>>19565111To be fair hololive fans just got a very harsh lesson about that.
>>19565343mumeiwatame cute!
>Kronii reweeted the announcement tooI'm going to kill myself
>>19565091>calls her viewers husbandsfucking disgusting
>>19565245>ask for opinion of chumbuds>whine when you get opinion based retard
5 minute WAHninghttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzAhttps://youtu.be/K7sWvP_5dzA
>>19565332it's NOT. it's that people make a fuss over an absolute fucking nothing THAT HAS NOT EVEN HAPPENED YET
Not even one week ago the shitposting meta was "Kiara is a femcel who hates men".Funny how quick it switched to "Kiara is going to fuck an EU stars"
>>19564647based unstoppable dog
>>19564482so the homo mori?
sana will be in homo EN as her shota self
I'm ready for my Ina
>>19565180Almost every character designer probably has porn of their character they secretly keep stashed away to jerk off to, I wouldn't put it past a talent of HoloPro or even the CEO himself to have jerked off to it.Yoko Taro and many many others within Square Enix probably have also whacked it to 2B more times than I can count
>>19565395shitposters are weird man
>your oshi>your Elden Ring class
>your oshi>does she masturbate to her coworkers
Chumfarts… you guys are fucks now…
>>19565343WatameWatame is lovely, and always fun to watch...the exact opposite of this thread in the coming days
>>19565111I don't want to see them interact with males at ALL you fucking idiot. Do you think people would have liked k-on more if it had random male characters that had cute moments with the girls? No.Here, I'll speak caps since that seems to be how you understand stuffCUTEGIRLSDOINGCUTETHINGS
>>19564978See >>19565111Fucking hell it's not like Gura's gonna stream with them all the time even IF they do do a group collab stream. You fags really are some supreme dramakiddies.>>19565290>>people STILL don't fucking get itWhat you basically described in your OP is that you think Gura is a whore and will want to fuck the HomoENs and you'll never be able to watch her again. That's basically what you're saying.Do you think she's a whore who'll fall for the first man she sees? Serious question
>>19565343Kiaravery!
The thread will end before you can WAH and you will be forced to hold in your WAH until the next thread is created
>>19565405I'm not, I forgot my drinks
>>19565421GuraRegularly
>>19565360it's not about sex you mentally ill cumbrainjesus christ you people are unsalvageable
>>19565198GuraYeah, sometimes I forget that most people here unironically think oshi = girlfriend, like a straight 1:1 translation. You can have a romantic, parasocial relationship with your oshi to be sure, but having a meltdown about just the mere thought of the potential chance of a possible collab she might not even be in is pretty schizophrenic.
>cover audition page asks for your favorite vtuberi should lie on this question, right?surely they'll throw out my audition if i reply with the sob emoji
>>19564482you must sabotage him anon, for the good of hololive
>>19565414>Ina>Wretch
I could never be in HolostarsEN because I jerked off to a Gura cosplayer once and it's all I would think about if I had to talk about/to her.
>>19565414IRySBeat the game on Astrologer dex/int, now playing Vagabond.
Speaking of "nothingburger"... What do they taste like? Nothing or does is have a specific "nothingburger" taste?
>>19565453go back
>>19565424*cucks
I LOVE INA
>>19565436don't watch the streams where they interact with males then, it's that fucking simple
>>19565436>I don't want to see them interact with males at ALL you fucking idiotAnon, sorry to tell you but...These girls talk to men literally every single day
>>19565475Take meds
>>19565443DIE THREAD DIE