/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19536657
She is so cute...

gaddly gorpus

I'm in love with Gura!

cum on gura?

Gurass

>>19536966
no in

>>19537232
ON.

does gura know

what the fuck is this swiss cheese week?
stream
no stream
stream
no stream
stream
no stream

fuck, please get some consistency back in there

>>19537544
Holofes is this month.

The fact that Duolingo can't just replace the horror kusoge on Saturday because of permission autism is extremely irritating

>>19537698
horror kusoge are some of gura's best content

>>19537698
Be happy it's not Chilla's

>>19537544
She's trying to emulate Sana. She's getting there

>>19537698
>because of permission autism
source?

>>19537544
that looks pretty consistent to me

>>19537973
you know what i mean you fucker

>>19537939
>conjecture
>Ame

>>19537698
I just find it ironic and funny that Mori who loves small things and is one of Gura’s best bros is the one to get two loli members together.

>>19537698
maybe she just got the date wrong and can stream it tonight before the collab

>>19537698
I'd rather have anything but Duolingo.

Haiiro to Ao cover release when?

goober gabloober

Gura is the Jack of Hearts because she jacked my heart.

>>19538150
stfu, her one Duolingo stream was kino af

>>19541026
eigo jouzu

>>19541026
if you were a jp maybe, I prefer horror pissy shark but I guess japs need another dose of gura noises so I don't really mind how blueballed they must feel rn

>>19537544
More like:
stream
stream
stream
no stream
stream
stream
no stream
stream
no stream (but she was clearly going to stream up until an hour before)
stream
stream
stream
but I guess if you exaggerate it you can make anything look bad

Am I miss remembering or didn't Gura say she couldn't have a trident fork for merch? Roboco has a spoon and fork set for merch

>>19541685
Damn it gura eat some real food

my Gura

>>19541857
She couldn't get one that glows.

>>19536657
That's the face she will make when I fuck her tight cunny

>>19542702
There is a small chance that gura fucked during a livestream

>>19542924
Yeah, with me.

>>19542924
Yeah, me.

is within skerry any good?
kinda bummed the only stream left I'm hyped for is the member's, would it at least be better than the garbage collab from today?

>>19543036
Kill yourself.

gooba is awake

aaaaaa WIFE

Good morning gura.

i love gura

>wake up this early
Yes something fuck her sleep schedule up last night

She liked this, I can absolutely see that bottom right one being used for the horror stream tomorrow

>>19543095
it's going to be teacher mori voice for 90% of the stream it will suck ASS, and this is coming from someone who kinda likes mori when she is just chilling instead of doing that godawful teacher bit

>>19543143
that dress is so cute

>>19543229
but gura will talk to la+ so it can't be completely ass

>>19543186
Today's collab appearance is cancelled. She is announcing her break until Holofest

>>19543186
Either Elden ring or vampire survivor

>>19543324
>gura
>playing elden ring offstream
lol

>>19543134
rubrubrubrubrub

good morning, sharkie. please use atlantean outfit for tonight collab, thanks

>>19543658
No, use the kimono please its so cute

>>19543658
She's going to use catshark because it's the most cunny

>>19543276
>gura will talk to la+
gura gets super nervous for shit like this just like in the telephone game disaster, she'll talk to her for like 1 minute total at most, but if you wanna be dissapointed be my guest. I'm honestly kinda pissed at mori for dragging her into her garbage collab even though it will make her uncomfortable

>>19543276
>Gura
>Having any kind of conversation with La+
You best ready yourself to sit through either awkward no talking between them or autistic baby noises

>>19543782
>>19543909
gura will say words at la+ and none of this goalpost moving will change that

>>19543909
>autistic baby noises
that's honestly the best case scenario, mori will completely dominate the conversation so we won't even have that

can we take a moment to appreciate how all of guras outfits focus on her thighs. we need school girl outfits asap

>>19544095
didnt nacho try to put her in a long skirt pirncess dress and gura said hell no

>>19544139
yep. gura is a true cunnyseur

>domooo same desuuuuu
>a
>chikubi huhaha
>unko
>maji fuzakenna
There, you can skip the collab now

Sleep time

>>19544364
i will not let you become the last chumbud

in case you missed it, cute la+ eigo
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1493142172618883073

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONI5bNqlEf4
gura collabing with people she looks up to in JP is kino. we'll see how she fares with kouhai. mori should allow the guests to do most of the talking (she wont)

>Holostars EN is real
Its over for us chumbros.. gura will collab with them

>>19544768
>chumbros
Sure you are shitposter-kun

>>19544768
Okay. I hope she has fun, I know I will.

I'm gonna audition for Gura. Wish me luck!

>>19544768
gura doesn't give a shit about men if you haven't picked up on that already

>>19544870
fuck off chumbud (false)

>>19545017
Have you even listened to her previous male collabs? She enjoys their company very much.

>>19544568
>mori should allow the guests to do most of the talking (she wont)
It's a English learning stream, of course Calli will be the one who be talking the most since she playing the role as the teacher. If it anything like her last English learning stream w/Ina then Gura probably won't talk much at all, honestly surprised Calli asked Gura instead of someone like Kiara or Bae who actually know both language.

I guess I'll drop holoEN if they collab with stars frequently.

>>19545163
>wasted a stream day on mori having gura as a background
fuckin mori, why do you do this shit?

>>19545133
you mean her only male collab that she completely dropped?
https://files.catbox.moe/nt0g1x.mp4

>>19544508
That was incredibly cute, anon.

>>19545163
gura knows enough jp and the girls know enough english that they can try communicating with mori making corrections as needed

>>19544768
I hope they're gay

Man, really not looking forward to the obnoxious holostar collab begging/mentions in Gura's chat... I hope Gura ignores them, but who knows.

>>19545668
>doubting gura's powers of ignoring
she's amaster at it

The good times are finally coming to an end huh..

>>19545668

>>19545017
>Source: just trust me
We don't know what Gura stance is but I be surprise if she care at all. I doubt any of the EN girls cares expect maybe Kiara and even she seem open to collabing with males vtubers in the future.

>>19545668
You let Mori handle it

>>19545803
she's not going to ignore co-worker otherwise she'll just look like a bitch

i wish we had karaoke this week

>>19545668
I'm pretty much dropping hololive once they debut

>>19545668
She's going to have to talk about it because the western audience will crucify her for isolating le poor males. They're able to tolerate the double think of pretending JP holos are forced by fans to do it and secretly want to but they won't accept Gura not doing it. Such a shame, if she was a small time holo no one would care

She might collab with Homostars EN, but she won't flirt with them. Gura knows her gachikoi, I trust her.

anyone who actually watches gura's streams and knows how she behaves doesn't actually care. go bait in global

>>19544768
>They will dm her and mingle in the discord chat
It's fucking over

>>19546066
yeah, she doesn't beg for dick like some other holos who are already retweeting the announcement, gura is pretty based like that

>>19546107
Gura will ghost them, like she ghosts her genmates and management

>>19545163
Mori knows we want the canny collab.

>>19545017
Mori WILL force gura to collab with them you cant do anything about it

imagine doubting gura. the lesbian femcel chuuba infatuated with her members lol

>>19546070
exactly, she doesn't need hololive to have a male branch to spread her legs for jay

>>19546268
Shut up gura, let us doompost in peace.

>>19546261
>Mori
oh god she's gonna fucking announce it today onstream and be all excited for it, we might be able to see gura cringe into oblivion when that happens

>>19546268
people like you really are tempting fate for her to end up being rushia 2.0

Guys this bait doesn't work with Gura. You'll have better luck in hlgg

>19546320
You're not even pretending to fit in anymore shitposter-kun

>>19546413
every bait works in /ggg/, people who don't like dogshit chuubas know not to respond only in other splits

>>19546435
Cuck anti always drops his facade at the speed of light.

>>19546413
we gonna get tourist for a couple hours, better get comfy

>>19546395
gura doesn't do GFE though

>>19546435
>>19546521
gura is still going to graduate once people find out she's a lying whore. cope, sneed, feed, chuck, etc.

>>19546490
>chuuba elitism

You know full well that if a manager or a homoEN DMs gura for a collab, she doesn't have the heart to say no.

>>19546698
that's why she ghosts

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~

>>19546626
For (you)

>>19546794
get out stinko

>>19546794
get out

>>19546794
FUCKING LEAVE

Why are you guys always treat like collabing with males is a bad thing? Plenty of HoloJP do it with no problem and even those who "don't" play with them offstream. It's not a big deal.

>>19546490
the other splits are too slow to bait. that's why its fun to bait here because there's always a ton of chumbies watching the thread

>>19546879
Have you seen what happened to /nijiEN/?

>>19546879
this is EN retard not JP.

>>19546794

>>19546794
NOT NOW

>>19546879
i stopped watching niji EN because of the unfunny males. i wouldn't mind if they didn't collab so often

>>19546976
Who plenty collabed with males already and overall is more accepting to collabing with anyone...

>>19546490
Didn't work last night. This was fun to witness though

Why would she say this?

>>19546879
They will be rapists like all the Twitch streamers.

UOOOOOOOHHH SHARKWIFE EROTIC

>>19547645
is she going to graduate?

>2020
Really, Gura? The fuck?

wtf goop goop, you retweeted fanart from 2020

Gura belly T u T

>>19547728
>>19547783
she is excited for HolostarsEN

>>19547645
That's the sound she makes when taking the cock. She's just simulating for (You).

>>19547728
stacked shark

>>19547855
Yeah, mine

Cuckposters are unironic cucks btw

>>19547783
>>19547728
>retweets bikini art on en homo audition announcement
what did she mean by this?

joking aside, she must be busy these past 2 weeks for her to be on her holophone this early. holofes shit probably

>>19547923
This isn't an insult to them, all you're doing is making their dicks harder

>>19546794

>>19547949
If they cum maybe they'll get bored and leave.

>>19547981
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19547981
DUDE DOUBLEVTF

>>19547783
>>19547728
Gura is next level autistic

how the fuck does gura art still get this much attention? this was posted only a few days ago

>>19548261
Gura fanart is unironically the best part about following her. Many people don't even watch her.

>>19548261
It's pretty high quality, to be fair.

>>19548261
isn't that just a reposted tweet? iirc he posted it first on 2021

>>19548261
>thinking twitter pedos will just lose their twisted drives out of nowhere

>>19547728
rrat: gura is finally fulfilling her dream to emulate miku. she retweets art this early whenever she practiced for holofes

Don’t worry about HomoStar EN. They won’t début before August of September.
Gura will be either dead or graduate by this time

>>19548453
fulfilling her dream of having two left feet, spilling her spaghetti and messing the whole thing up for her genmates, maybe

>>19548398
he still posted it on the 1st regardless

>>19548399
Where do you think you are?

>>19547850
seek therapy already

>>19548535
She will graduate and marry me, sorry chums.

>>19548453
that's so fucking cute, I wanna see a solo gura concert so badly

>>19548535
or both, you didn't mention that possibility

>>19548564
whats wrong? you dont want gura to be happy with more members?

>>19548399
hello tourist. please enjoy your stay and thank you for your interest in gawr gura

Gura yo can wait a lil bit for your uncle to come

Is Gura the most rent free holo?

Gura will be asked about homoEN auditions in tonight's stream. She will giggle and say that she looks forward to it.

>>19548720
Who is gura uncle ?
It is me btw

>>19548788
success breeds jealousy

>>19548788
No, because nobody except for chumbuds even know or care about her. She's not even relevant enough to have been included in the first EN offcollab.

Gurass

Gura offcollab with homostarEN sounds like fun

>>19548851
so you're a chumbud?

Just letting you guys know that I've already been accepted as a holostars EN member and have been given the go-ahead to fuck Gura in my debut stream

Hi, tourist here, has Gura said anything about subtitles for Q? Every time I go to click on it and check it amazes me that a song by two EN chuubas which is mostly in Japanese doesn't have English subtitles a whole month after it dropped...

>>19548990
I made this post, wish me luck bros I'm going raw, it's for a new stream idea of having a pregnant chuba

>>19548851
this is some next level delusion

>>19548851
Thanks for proving his point, much appreciated

>>19548991
anon, Q is on Mori's channel. You should ask Mori instead

>>19549059
I don't like Mori, plus her lyrics are mostly English. Gura is all in Japanese so I think Gura is the person to ask.

>>19548991
no, but I don't remember people asking her about it, you should probably ask the mori split she seems to be more involved in that song

>>19547981
Good thing you missed her brain

Fat shork

>>19549177
eeeeeewwww

scraping the bottom of the barrel i see, huh guys

>>19549177
would still smash

>>19549177

>>19549177
>>>/vt/ag

I would make her such amazing meals she's balloon into the comfiest body pillow

this just *had* to be announced on the day of a mori collab didn't it?

she canceled that duolingo stream very last minute
hate that she does not tell us the reason and leaves so much room for rrats and shitposting again

>>19549177
if gura was fat at least i wouldn't have to worry about her starving to death having nothing but pudding and mango juice

Gura cute Gura cute!

is goop goop going to stream today
say yes please or i will be sad

>>19549361
you take this board too seriously anon

>>19549440
No.

>>19549177
ngl I would still love her as much as I do now even if she fat like this

>>19549440
No, she won't any more...

>>19549361
she usually explains that stuff later on her streams anyway

>>19549463
>>19549477
im sad
make her stream

>>19549473
She's sexy at any sized

>>19549177
Based. The homoENs would stay away from her if she looked like this.

>>19549440
not really, more like be a prop to mori's godawful "teacher" stream

>>19549553
You got a point there...

>>19549553
that won't stop me

>>19549558
i don't like mori

Gura will be forced to collaborate with homostars because she’s the biggest vtuber and has to give them a platform to grow..

>>19549495
well, i just hope the duolingo stream does not disappear into the void like some others after cancellation

>>19549641
Ngl if this happens, I'm quitting Hololive for good

>>19548788
If these threads are anything to go by, yeah. Global seems to mostly like Gura, so actually I think Gura just has some persistent schizos that post a lot vs most people liking or being okay with her but not commenting.

>>19549553
Not if I am the homoEN

>>19549440
you will listen to mori's teacher voice and you will like it

>>19549641
maybe in a big group, I can't see her doing 1 on 1 ones, still she'll get it out of they way and get back to loving her members and ignoring male advances like our shining idol shark

>>19549553
Fat girls are the best, at Gura's alleged small size she'd be super cuddleable

>>19549731
I hope it’s like homostarsJP and the homoEN have their own little group and don’t really interact with the girls. If it ends up like nijiEN where the girls practically worship the guys, I will give up on hololive.

what's cuter? gura's voice, design, or personality?

>>19550044
they will interact thanks to mori. i can see it now

Please don't collab with stars, Gura.
I don't want to see it.

>>19550056
yes

>>19550056
uhhhhhh...

>>19550056
CUNNY

>>19550071
Mori will make sure to shill them today and also force a promise on Gura and the JPs to collab with them someday.

>>19550071
Baelz already RT the announcement, mori will any time soon.

>>19550056
Her pissy cun cun. T u T

Gura is too shy and autistic to talk to her female coworkers and regularly ghosts them. I have faith and believe in my shark wife. Those who do not should leave.

>homo EN
>retweets cunny art instead
i love her

>>19550239
She will get roped into group collabs but that's not preventable. 1 on 1 is my line so that's when I'll fuck off.

reminder gura goes out of her way to please her audience (told her mamma to scrap her design to make it more uoh). watch streams if you think gura doesn't know what her audience wants

>>19550295
Yeah I couldn't really fault her for being part of, say, a 2023 Mario Kart EN tournament that involves all ENs including the guys, but 1on1 or those 2on2 collabs? No

>>19550184
Gura will not comply. Gura and Mori get along and obviously enjoy each other's company, but that doesn't mean she agrees with everything Mori likes.

Is gooruh dead?

> gura fans crying and talking about quitting hololive if gura interacts with the opposite gender
Good, i am gonna be the last chumbud, get filtered

>>19550443
you arent a chumbud then

>>19550443
More like the last cuckbud

>>19550443
the second last, the guy having the time of his life playing with Gura and you watching

>>19550295
I actually don't really have much of an issue with group collabs as long as the EN branch operates like holostarsJP, all of which seem like bros and understand what lines shouldn't be crossed. I quite enjoyed the council/stars Collab.
What I don't want is forced LOL SUK MAH BALLS DEEZE NUTS BOOBIES AND LETS BE GAY shit like much of nijien males. That humor is fine, they are all adults, but it should be organic.

gura enjoys idol culture, she already knows to be wary of male collabs. stop worrying chumbabies. gura has more experience than anyone in EN to know how to handle herself with large audiences

>>19550443
You will never be the last because in that case there'll be at least 1 other, who happens to be an ENstar member who gets to sit on the same discord as her and talk to her freely

>>19550443
that will be me, I will never abandon gura no matter what

My shark wife would never cheat on me. And neither will I on her. I have faith in Gura, our love is strong.

>>19550358
She'll have to promise though or she'll look like a bitch on stream for not supporting co-workers. With that promise people will spam her endlessly about the inevitable Homo collab she'll have to do and if all the other girl does it, she will eventually cave in

>>19550649
How do you expect your shitposting to have any weight when you don't even know that each gen has their own discord?

>>19550598
>council/stars Collab.
Even that is beyond what I would want. I'm okay with corporate appearances at events, say there's some panel or they are paid to shill some game together by talking about it, but that's it.

>>19550649
>same discord
homostars aren't even in the same discord as JP. stop being delusional. even ID with every girl speaking english interacts with EN like once a year

>>19550718
There is one generic JP holo discord and one EN discord too.
>>19550738
Yes, my point is they'll put the EN guys on the same general Discord as the girls, unlike how it works for JP

>>19550443
Its just the same schizos that post in every general trying to cause "panic" by pretending to be unicorns.

>>19550443
>>19550482
>>19550517
>>19550524
>>19550649
>>19550658
>>19550672
Imagine if a chumbud gets choosen to be one of the enholostars, lucky nigga playing with gura, talking with gura off-stream, maybe even see her face...

>>19550718
imagine believing this
jesas

>>19550800
That already happened with Fauna and nobody gives a shit. Gura even wants to fuck her.

>>19550800
Fauna already made it into holoEN, its not just likely, its garunteed

>>19550725
Well, we all have different lines and limits, and I respect yours. I think a lot of it depends on the behavior of the men in question. If they are gentlemen and entertaining then it's fine with me.

>>19550834
But this time the chumbud is male

>>19550894
that just means gura won't want to fuck him

>>19550800
I wish. unfortunately I have no streaming experience, suck at games, have a lame voice and don't know how to entertain

>>19550800
The chance are high given how popular Gura is, there's already one in Council and there probably be another in EN3. Just look how many vtubers in Japan look up to Pekora.

woah slow down schizos. i can't tell who's posting shit bait and who's genuinely retarded. the people who actually watch gura don't give a shit much like gura herself. her response to it was to retweet art of herself, lmao

>debut of one of the ENstars
>"My oshi? Oh uhh.. ah man.. it's Gawr Gura. Please don't tell her though guys haha its really embarrassing I know there are 200k of you watching my debut. Don't put any pressure on her to collab with me even though it's been my dream since forever, seriously haha oh man"

>>19551061
yup. based chumbud

>>19551140
>200k viewers at debut
Even I am not that delusional.

>>19549731
>Ngl if this happens, I'm quitting Hololive for good
Better start packing, then.

>>19551140
I hope we can all agree to dox the guy who says this if it happens

I think the 'she wont at all camp has some merit, but gura is also someone who likes to push boundaries and skirt the line. It's foolish to think she will never collab with them ever.

>>19551140
I got to the final round of the JP auditions. They told me to apply for EN too while I wait to hear back. This seriously might be me on debut lol..

>>19551198
I am down for that.

>>19551198
if they look ugly and shit then we are okay hehe...

>>19551193
Out of boredom during deadhours I sometimes tune into some of those big coed nijien collabs they have and goddamn it's so bad I just don't understand how people enjoy it.
Why the fuck do people want hololive to turn into Nijisanji so much, it's such aids having to constantly hear dudes talk about dicks and cum and whatnot to the girls and the constant innuendo flirting and whatnot

why are we pretending to be retarded now? gura wouldn't tell us if her fucking amazon delivery person were a male and you think she's gonna collab with a holostar? she's probably the only EN that takes this idol shit seriously

>>19551193
>nijigger
of course they are in one discord, they debuted on the same branch. meanwhile holostar and and hololive are different branch

if i get into holostars EN i will never speak to gura on stream because i refuse to ruin the sanctity of gooruh glop

>>19551273
>Ugly bastards
>Fine with it
Where's chumguts when we need him

>>19551345
You will still try to eventually hit on her in DMs, don't pretend

>>19551297
she even uses gender neutral terms to refer to males in her stories. these people don't watch gura. i'm just amused by the drama

>>19551257
i will dox the fuck out of you if you do that

>>19551395
glappy doesn't even respond to any of her DMs

>>19551315
Anon.. These guys will be hololive English. It's what they call the auditions

>>19551290
I always just assumed most of their fans are femcels and faggots

>>19551273
I appreciate your support, hehehe

>>19551559
Every single person I know who watches nijien/vshojo - and sadly I know a few - is the typical "touch grass incel simp simp" twitchtard type.
I really wish they'd just leave hololive alone, they already have every other vtuber out there in the west cater to them

>>19551315
>holostar and and hololive are different branch
Holostars doesn't make sense in the context of ENs, they're not popular at all. They've already collabed holostars with holoEN and ID so its safe to say if we do see males in hololive they'll be in the same EN branch with myth and council

>>19551531
Announcement video was on holostars channel, and the tweet said “hololive productions” which includes all branches of hololive, not just EN.

>>19551290
>people

>>19551671
I watch nijis and have since before holoEN, there are tons of hololive fans exactly as you describe niji fans, we're not all the same

I wish gura would talk about dicks and cum (mine)

>>19551193
I unironically wish I had gotten into lazulight earlier when they were the only nijiEN gen, I feel like they had a period where they were actually good outside of just pomu and elira's solo streams.

>>19551559
it's people who don't know what idol culture is. you know how femcels gosling over korean twinks? it's not far off and hololive understands that culture. it's why holostars have been kept separate all this time with the rare collab

>>19551193

>>19551766
im a holobrony but pomu is hololive material. it's a shame she has to associate with zoomer meme bros and raunchy girls

>>19551891
Honestly agree. There is a reason people shit post Pomu the same way they do Gura.

>>19551891
She could have been, by now she's already ruined herself with the collabs she's done

>>19551891
I wonder if Gura was inspired to do a GIF collage for her loading screen from Pomu.

>EN girls are reading threads right now to see our reaction
make sure to say hi. don't worry gura, i trust you

>>19552072
I wish Gura had a real intro. Something high production value, almost like an anime opening showing her in Atlantis, with her trident, etc.

>>19552099
Gura in sorry for posting fat and busty art of you I love your petite shark body as is, gills and all

>>19551198
Sure thing.
I will also encourage a schizo to throw a molotov on his front yard.

>>19552205
She would lose it randomly one day.

>>19552072
>inspired from P*mu
roru rumao

>>19552099
Gura-chan, don't worry. We won't be far apart much longer. I'll become a holostar ojisan and we'll collab and play lots of fun "games" together. Hehehe...

>>19552205
gura is light hearted and has a laid back sense of humor. that sounds like something mori would do instead

>>19552072
No you fucking pomunigger, fuck ton of JPs did that before, like Polka and Fubuki
Gura had never spent a single moment thinking about your breast cancer whore

>>19552315
Yeah I know.. I always get a bit jealous when watching Haachama, her intros and outros are amazing.

>>19552315
why mori? IRyS already does that shit with her outro

>>19552315
La+ has as pretty nice intro with plenty of production value

>>19552395
mori tries too hard to be seen as cool

>>19552448
Lacunny sitting in the car always cracks me up

>Thread freaking out that a male will flirt with Gura on stream
>What likely happen is ENstars will aggressively flirt with their own genmate with very gay subtext while fujo's flick their bean watching them.
I wonder if anyone applying for ENstars realize this what Cover want with the occasional collab with the girls.

>>19552205
she has a cute outro, a shitposty intro balances it out

Well good news is that Gura didn’t RT the announcement, and instead retweeted a fan art from fuckin 2020. Pretty obvious she doesn’t give a fuck about homo EN

>>19552448
i enjoy gura coming up with new scuffed intros instead of seeing the same thing over and over. it fits her personality and it's refreshing

>>19544768
Vtubing just does not work for men. It’s just so awkward. I’ve seen like one guy that was actually good without being cringe, can’t remember who but he had talent.

>>19552677
This.

>>19551764
>Draws a dick on the van during Powerwash
>welcome to the chumzone
>Chum jar
>"Sea man, that's a lot of sea man"
>"Drop the load chat"
> POV: shark destroyed by clock(the tweet for the Smash Bros collab with Kronii)

>>19552574
Say what you want.
It will not save your lawn from immolation.

The thirsty trio (Bae, IRyS, Mori) will be the end EN's delusions of ever being idols.

>>19552677
Gura also gets bored with having the same things all the time, like BGMs. I like her trying to keep things fresh too.

>>19552852
What about the schedule layout?

>>19552739
>You wouldnt believe the disgusting things ive put in my mouth.

>>19552739
i love how gura can be yab without being yab. she was talking about banned cartoon episodes the other day. meanwhile you have other vtubers talking about their pussy and cursing every other sentence. whenever gura is actually yab it's funny because she rarely is outright like that without being sly

MALES WILL TALK TO GURA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
MALES WILL COLLAB WITH GURA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
MALES WILL FLIRT WITH GURA AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
MALES WILL FUCK GURA'S CUNNY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
CHUMPEDOS BTFO

>>19552893
she can update it. having to make a new layout for every schedule is beyond retarded

>>19552962
>>19548788

>>19552574
This. Even Nijihomos asked the fans not to ship them with the girls. The worst that could happen is Ame and Mori cucking their fans with Twitter likes of HomoEN art(but we already know they're into cuckold)

I like some of nijiEN's males, I don't see what the issue is as long as Gura has fun

it's over chumbros...

>>19552933
>talking about their pussy and cursing every other sentence.
One vei clip didn't make you an authority on other vtubers

>>19553066
Why are you including Ame in your fetish, deadbeat?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL4eIUTovLM
How mad would people be if Gura sang this now?

so, do you think sykkuno will enter HomostarsEN?

>>19553006
Or she could just doodle it, those improvised ones with her doodles were the best.

>>19553066
I'd say Kiara instead of Ame

>>19553154
who?

>>19552923
she was talking about bird poop

>me rn
you guys are funny

>>19553214
No we aren't

>>19553214
that's me until the horror stream, really nothing good inbetween

>>19552893
Pretty much everything outside of the stream itself is minimum effort for gura.

>>19553214
i haven't had a single hug in the last thirteen years

>>19553330
let me hug you anon

BROS
MALES TALK TO GURA WHEN SHE goes grocery shopping

>>19553130
i wasn't making a statement about every other vtuber retard. i'm drawing a contrast between two ways of being yab

>>19553330
same desu

>>19553132

I'm not a cuckbeat. Anon, your oshi would love to fuck Shien and Astel, she watches all of their streams. Sorry teacuck

>>19553154
Why would any establish name would join and take a massive paycut just to work under a corporations, even with the increased viewership it usually not worth it. This is why you only get literally who's 2views to join these type of jobs with the occasional mid tier streamer.

>>19553330
>>19553373
Chumbud meetup, make sure you fucking shower this time

>>19553154
He doesn't need to, he has millions of female fans he probably grooms

I can't wait to see cute collaborations between gura and the new male talent.

>bae and Ollie instantly RT the announcement
>Gura makes a point to intentionally find fanart from 2020 to retweet instead of the announcement
Gura is signalling she literally does not give a fuck about homo en

>>19553480
CanYouImagineTheSmell.webm

>>19553373
fixed

i want to smell gura

i want to taste-test gura's crust

i want to beat gura within an inch of her life because that's the only way she can possibly achieve orgasm

>>19553752
You are growing a crust for Gura, right? She asked you to.

>>19553932
>Gura's reply to the homostars asking for a collab

>>19553330
I get to hug my 6 year old stepsister every day

>>19554110
Buy her a Gura cosplay

>>19554110
Y-y-your family isn't very "open" right?

>>19554110
>highlight of chumbud's day is hugging his six year old stepsister and trying to hide his raging erection
why is this not surprising

>>19554142

>>19554110
lol
>>19554142
that's only going to end badly

gura is watching noel play elden ring

I love Gura!!!

>>19554110
Anon we just like 2D cunny here, we're not into that

>>19554171
Atleast he's not digging toothbrushes out of her like that other chumbud...

>>19554246
How do you know this?

>>19554110
Holy based.

>>19554259
I said hug you sick pedo, I'm not trying to imply anything else

>>19554110
3D cunny is disgusting. 6 is too young regardless

>>19554110
this post is glowing

>m-manager-san... can you please help me with permission for duolingo? i already asked three weeks ago after the recommendation jokes started...
>not now gura, i'm busy hiring terminally unfunny males for the company to waste money on!
>o-ok... i'll just stream it another time... i'm sure the chumbuds will understand...

>>19554110
this post somehow is very glowing

>>19554110

>>19554294
her alt account shows up in chat if you @ her

What if Gura were actually reading the thread now?

>>19554434
She is asleep, anon.

>>19554431
Bullshitting, then.

>>19554434
mucho texto

>>19554110
>[Deleted]
Can't even hug your own family anymore

God damn it, why can't you mention anything about real children in here without everyone making it sexual

>>19554473
if you watch streams you would know she watches noel. her retweeting earlier and it being elden ring makes it highly probable

>>19554520
You're in /ggg/...

>>19554520
Where do you think we are?

>>19554535
>implying anyone knows her alt account
Just stop.

>>19554586
i bet you were surprised when she said 'you guys know my steam name' huh?

>>19554638
How is that even relevant? Her steam name shows in games all the time

>>19554277
W-what?

>>19554398
MANAGEMENT HATE

>>archive.nyafuu.org refused to connect
the fuck?

>>19554862
it shut down. they announced it weeks ago.

>>19554727
she was actually talking about her steam id, not the display name. she usually has a name other than brain rot in games that she always changes up. she ignored my friend request : (

>>19554862
holy slowpoke

>>19554277

>>19554948
Arararagi would be a chumbud

>>19554915
No she wasn't. Yes I know how steam works.

>some EN talent use off-collab fanart for her thumbnail
>click 'Not Interested'
>Refresh
>rewatching Gura Duolingo

>>19554991
Damn right.

I think I get Luigis Mansion recommended more than Duolingo

>>19555022
absurdly based

>>19555022
based

>>19555022
>has to refresh to get duolingo recommended
pathetic

>>19555202
i flagged it as already watched and now i kind of miss its constant and reassuring presence. I fucked up bros, dont make my mistake.

>>19554991
which of these ASMR streams would you enjoy the most?
>gawr brushing a starsEN's teeth
>a starsEN brushing gura's teeth