/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19538384
I just feel bad for fandead, they didn't deserve it like the wiggers did.

>NEW MODEL SOON
>I-I don't mind her model, it has a unique charm to it, so expressive, IRySoCute!

>>19538430
It hurts to think about the fandead that ended up as her fans after being stung by 3DPD, but only ended up suffering again

that EN 3D will definitely be a nothingburger and hopefully the final nail in the coffin of that scum audience attracting branch

>I don't mind m*les in my oshi's stream

nothingburger

>They like us and enjoy talking to us.

AZKi isn't actually excluded from half the Expo 2022 merch like the official goods page indicates, they just didn't include her in the showcases since she's gonna reveal her signature black dress and they don't want to spoil it.

>This will help holostars growth as a whole and they'll become as famous as nijimales

>>19538499
I'm doing better now. I'm also the Ukranian Fandead, and I just went through a week of withdrawal from meds because of insurance related reasons while dealing with all that. I don't know what I did to piss god off.

Anime wasn't a mistake

Coco will come to Holofes3 as suprise guest and /vt/ will be full of unitychad for a while

>rushia isn't in a relationship
>holoEN won't get males
>holoEN won't collab with said males
>holoEN 3 won't suck
>X will start streaming regularly

>>19538372
my oshi is definitely a lesbian, she would never have a boyfriend

>Mori will improve; she will change for the better. Calli season 3.0 Let's fucking gooooo

>>19539116
Come home.

>>19538372
>most people on /vt/ watch streams
i want to believe

>>19538372
Something about Holo Alt, anything.

>When that poster uploads proof next thread like they promised, Hololive is over!

>>19539116
godspeed my friend

>>19538372
Coco will show up at Holofes3

>my oshi will never graduate or get fired.

A better timeline for Hololive:
Coco becomes YAGOO’s oshi.
Artia defends her friends from harassment and tells everyone to shut up.
HoloCN gets transferred peacefully, while Coco and Artia remain friends.
YAGOO takes responsibility and issues a universal condemnation/lawsuit on anyone who dared harass Coco and Artia. Fuck all of you, NGAfaggots.
Time passes. Coco announces that she will graduate from HoloJP, and will from now on transition to HoloEN.
Coco graduates from HoloJP.
Like how Fubuki redebuted in Hololive Gamers, Coco Kiryu redebuts as leader of Hololive English 2nd Generation: Hololive Revolution. Members: IRyS (with a far better model), Hakos Baelz (just a chaos rrat who wants to watch the world burn), Nanashi Mumei (a Historian who have observed Human Civilization from the start, and now assists Coco in making Lex Luthor scale plots), and Pomu Rainpuff (innocent fairy who got involved in this (yes I know Pomu should have been in Hololive)). Holovolution is run like a combination of the Yakuza and the Illuminati. Their goal: Rebellion against the oppression of “OmegaAlpha”
Coco’s transference to HoloEN proves her managerial skills. She is also completely free to work with Amelia Watson for AsaCoco 2.0 English edition… while also playing as enemies since Watson works as a detective. There is also an opportunity for HoloVersity, an international educational program where the audience can learn about other people’s languages. Professors include Coco (Japanese) Kiara (German) Pavolia Reine (Indonesian) and if possible Artia (Chinese). HoloVersity can also include classes of Mumei doing History documentaries.
Then after a month HoloEN would hold a Forum meeting where it is revealed: YAGOO himself debuts his own vtuber avatar, OmegaAlpha, aka God. He also plays with the lore of Coco/Holovolution’s rebellion, especially that she is his oshi/archenemy. The Deus of Seiso versus the Draconis of Yabai.
This was my plan for a happy ending for Hololive. But we have to live thorugh this mismanaged timeline.

>Kiara hates men, she had had experiences so she would never sleep around/get a bf!
>Kiara overshares, so she can't possibly be hiding anything from us!
It's like KFP never interacted with women, ever, it's sad to see.

>>19538372
>I just want Rushia to deny it man, fuck proof I don't care if you have a video of three niggers cumming inside Mii-chan all I need is her to give me a blue pill WHY WON'T SHE GIVE ME A BLUE PILL

>>19538372
/vt/, /hlg/, NND, 5ch and Futaba vtuber threads finally take their meds
Sio returns as the heel of the chuuba world and her every collab is just fighting with the other chuubas

>>19540946
Fauna... Kronii..

>>19538372
Eilene did nothing wrong. Moe hating Eilene is just misunderstanding.
>Eilene's Gakuen still in hiatus.
That's it. Fuck you Eilene. Give back my Kansai RoboMeido.

>>19538372
Chumbud loves Gura like a father love their daughter and they'll support Gura with a lot of SC because they're adult that have a steady job

>>19538372
Coco will do a summersault during HoloFes, shittalk everyone (except Luna), sing a song, and disappear forever again...

I somehow believe that because a woman is hiding behind a 2D avatar she is better than them even though i know this is not true but i refuse to let that thought go

My male Niji is genuinely a guy and you can't convince me otherwise.

Mori will graduate soon. Amelia won't graduate in the next 6 months. Noel's roommate will leak a pic of her bare tiddies.

>>19538372
>rushia wasn't going to get shitcanned from just sharing her work discord with a non-cover employee and using it for personal communications

>>19542186
Yugosisters...

>>19539264
OH NO NO NO NO

>>19545764
My esper powers are never wrong

>>19545880
Anon, I need to know... Am I gonna make it...?

>>19543540
that wasn't what got her shittcanned though

>>19538372
Mori likes her fanbase, senpais and wants to be a better streamer
Ina is single and isn't using her position to employ incompetent friends
Sana is not an incompetent friend, she just has too many dead dogs.
Shion is alive and will be for a long time.
Marine will surely not retire before 2024.

>>19546166
Yes

>they couldn't find enough males for a new gen
>cans out the idea, stick with cute girls instead

we need this thread now more than ever

Ame and Gura still talk each other all the time off streams right?
They have fantastic chemistry and only toned it down for the annonying fans.

>>19540946
Don't leave Kronii and Aloe behind

>>19550908
Sh-shion?

>>19538372
>my oshi remembers my name

>>19539816
No offense to actual Yukimin who aren't here, or to the elf herself, but I am going to be very amused when the cycle repeats itself yet again and you all turn your backs on her for Koyori or whoever

>>19541294
mutt's law

I hope not everyone here is insane.

>>19560793
Come home

>>19560793
Lamy has among he best opsec in all of Hololive. I don't think she'll ever get exposed. Her IQ is also above room temperature.

>>19560793
>he thinks lamy will crumble
add it to the list of delusions

>>19539116
i'm so sorry
i hope you can get to poland

>>19538372
>Hoshimachi "charismatic, confident, go-getter, adorable, fashionable and stunningly beautiful" Suisei is still a virgin

>Hoshimachi "charismatic, confident, go-getter, adorable, fashionable and stunningly beautiful" Suisei is not a virgin

>>19561641
Reminds me of that pic someone in /g/ did of some guy who had a bunch of beats by dre and apple shit in his room.

>Reminds me of that pic someone in /g/ did of some guy who had a bunch of beats by dre and apple shit in his room.

>>19561045
>>19561244
plus isn't she a rich heiress or something like that? no fucking way a girl like that isn't already spoken for, so you'd have to be extra delusional to get in to Rushia levels of deep with her

>>19562493
>you'd have to be extra delusional
I mean...

>>19551118
JUST

>>19538372
i want to believe Ollie gets off and leaves a snail trail on her chair during every stream

>>19540946
Based. I hope a fanfic anon reads this for inspiration.