/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schizo thread?

>>19457861
schizo thread

>>19457650
Amelia has many goslingniggers. They will kill themselves if Ame got herself a boyfriend.

Any major crime would be a yab for the ages. Murder, arson, anything like that.

>>19457650
The fact that the Rushia scandal led to the #WeLoveRussia Twitter trend around the same exact time Russia invaded Ukraine was eerie as fuck! The Coco shit unironically escalating to the point where it was touched upon in the Japanese Diet in terms of foreign relations with China. Imagine a yab so large that it played a significant role in causing WWIII. That's like beyond seventh trumpet level.

>>19457861
Korone has kids? What the fuck

>>19457650
- Mori opiate overdose/alcohol vomit asphyxiation
- Nazi Kiara
- Suisei is the last Romanov
- Botan is seen murdering hohol civilians in the Ukraine
- Ayame assassinates a Japanese politician with a sword live on TV
- Rushia KyoAni's the COVER building
- Marine can't take it anymore, advertises her address and promises unprotected sex to anybody who brings a case of fertility drugs as payment
- Pekora denounces the Jews live on air, tells her audience to find Christ
- Amelia recounts that one time she killed a nigger with a boxcutter in a ghetto gangfight
- Kronii crudely chops off her IRL tits, shows the gaping wounds on air, and refuses to use her model until it's changed to a stereotypically manly 'Kronos' version
- Gura kills herself on-stream, no warning, just BLAM

>>19458407
>Gura kills herself on-stream, no warning, just BLAM
imagine, Gura saying her classics "buh byeee" after a chill stream and then BLAM! ... and just total silence while the stream continues

Apparently, Nene tracing! Back to back with you Holofags, you must be proud.

>>19459086
>Nene
>some "art" nigger who like, sort of rubs pencils on paper like a fag
I will kill every "artist" to protect Nene.

>>19459167
Have fun with that.

>>19457971
I won't read that

>>19457650

>>19457650
>Can yabs keep escalating into infinity?
yes

>>19459035
Gura die LET'S FUCKINGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19457650
the final yab will be on blue haired holo that is popular and its pekola

>>19457650
Final yab? I dunno. Hard to even pretend to be a schizophrenic on purpose to imagine a yab that would change or even bring about the collapse of the VTuber industry. But yabs can and will escalate.

>>19457650
VTuber prostitution ring for top SCs

>>19457650
A chuuba getting fucked on stream

>>19457650
A chuuba practicing Necromancy; witchcraft in its darkest form. Said chuuba must then embark on a journey of salvation whilst wearing the Mask of the Accused.

>>19457650
Yagoo is having an extramarital affair with one of the holos. It’s Fubuki.

>>19458224
She has kids math games in her Nintendo and she's almost 40, you tell me what conclusion you can make from the evidence.

>>19457971
>gura is not senzawa
stopped reading there. They sound exactly the same, and sometimes even talk about the same things.

>>19457650
A chuuba muder someone
who's is the Top1 SC on hololive now that rushia and coco is no more?

>>19462338
She's Senzawa's identical twin, do your reps

>>19462338
No one said rrats were ever supposed to be logical, rational or true. The exact opposite in fact.

>>19457650
I wanna say something like a talent fucking someone in cover management, maybe yagoo himself. Imagine Noel secretly letting yagoo cum inside her and this somehow gets leaked with damning evidence

>>19457650
Yes, that's how the universe attains a singularity state and starts anew

>>19461984
That's what I used to think, but then I saw her playing that quiz game on the Switch and this woman legit cannot tell time or do fraction, so maybe she's just bad at math.

>>19464581
What interest does a woman have with maths? Only real reason to learn is to teach their children

>>19457861
Explain "Haachama's manager" entry. I don't care if it is nonsense. I'm curious.

>>19457861
>Rushia is fake
heh

>>19458224
This has been known about for a long time anon

I am 99% sure that Korone was a bully when she was in school.

The final yab will be the reveal that either she has bullied other talents and went too far causing one to end it all OR when a new gen comes in, she will bully one chuuba who is actually in the Japanese government or related to someone in the government and will cause a shitstorm.

>>19465634
this is also straight up just known, nnd reps

>>19465762
Then that fuels my rrat even more. Even without knowing anything about her past, she acts in very specific ways that led me to believe she was/is a bully.

Tracing, apparently.

>>19457650
A suicide.

>>19462669
Chloe.

>>19464182
I'd like to view that 'evidence'!

>>19459285
why did you even comment this lmao

>>19457650
Kronii's suicide

>>19458407
>Rushia KyoAni's the COVER building
you joke but she's menhera alright

>>19465033
Ollie did math streams

>>19464182
that'd be incredibly hot

>>19465317
I heard he's almost as strange and autistic as her, but I didn't heard about precise events.

>>19457971
>Risu still relevant and not lazy
truly the golden age

>>19458407
>Nazi Kiara
>Suisei is the last Romanov
wait a second, these ones are true

A talent commiting suicide, live sex stream, a stream where a chuuba takes drugs, etc.

>>19464182
Isn't there already a rrat that Sora was Yagoo's mistress?

a real suicide

>>19458407
>- Mori opiate overdose/alcohol vomit asphyxiation
>- Amelia recounts that one time she killed a nigger with a boxcutter in a ghetto gangfight
>- Kronii crudely chops off her IRL tits, shows the gaping wounds on air, and refuses to use her model until it's changed to a stereotypically manly 'Kronos' version
likely
>- Nazi Kiara
>- Rushia KyoAni's the COVER building
>- Marine can't take it anymore, advertises her address and promises unprotected sex to anybody who brings a case of fertility drugs as believable
>- Suisei is the last Romanov
>- Botan is seen murdering hohol civilians in the Ukraine
>- Ayame assassinates a Japanese politician with a sword live on TV
payment
>- Pekora denounces the Jews live on air, tells her audience to find Christ
goofy
>- Gura kills herself on-stream, no warning, just BLAM
>>19459035
>imagine, Gura saying her classics "buh byeee" after a chill stream and then BLAM! ... and just total silence while the stream continues
appearing in my nightmares tonight

>>19467854
>payment
wtf meant believable

>>19458143
When the Coco yab happened, I was wondering if she would become the archduke Franz Ferdinand of world war 3

>>19467633
>a stream where a chuuba takes drugs
Too late.

>>19467882
anon i don't know how you did it but you swapped believable and payment around, look at the end of marine's line

>>19466046
Nah, it's not like they would make an announcement and a stream in the next 35 minutes

>>19457971
>NijisanjiNKR
>2Pac and Mori connection
>Holobunker
Oh shit, this is fucking nuts

>>19457650
Imagine explaining to your boss that the talent you are responsible for not once, twice but three times demonetized her own channel.
That you green lit her reviewing her own lewds multiple times.
And that your talent joyfully splashed around in the blood around major drama remaining untouchable
What Im saying is that the final jab will be the bloodiest yet

>>19471154
At this point if someone told me Haachama murdered her manager and took over their comms, I'd believe it.

>>19457650
I can only assume that Kiara is engaging in KFP trafficking.

>>19459285
You're missing out on a fantastic chuckle friend

Rushia was pretty top yab, but it's hardly the worst thing that could happen, or even the worst thing that could happen to a top talent. For instance, tomorrow it's revealed that Sora is actually a child trafficker. Now THAT would be the actual end of hololive.

>>19457650
We need a management yab list.

Japan joins the war turning into a NATO military base.
A chuuba is prowar, a chuuba is antiwar, a city is bombarded mid stream, a chuuba is drafted... The possibilities are endless.

>>19457650
Matsuri gets caught with a child prostitute, bonus points if it's while she's drying to dispose of the body

>>19471154
>>19472453
I am fully convinced Haachama's channel is unregulated. I don't say this because of the lewd reviews or the Rushia shit, I say this because an unarchiived karaoke wasn't privated after like 15 hours.

God I wish I was Haachama's manager. I would make Mel's manager look pathetic in comparison.

>>19457861
>>19457971
Watame doing something wrong is the trumpet to end all trumpets, the yab of all yabs. Let’s pray it never happens.

>>19458407
>>19467491
Reminder that recent events have caused Germany to rearm and be on the pathway to become the 3rd largest military by budget in the next decade. All they need now is an Austrian with a strong crowd igniting personality to lead them.

>>19461984
Part of me wants to say she’d be smart enough to have a seperate Switch for her theoretical kids, but she still uses the same iPad from her NND days resulting in her accidentally showing that name off on stream one time, so who knows.

a final yab can also come from small things that has potential to become big:
>Cover is a Yakuza-owned company
>damning evidence of bullying/infighting amongst the talents
>chain of graduations/suspensions
>Cover/talents caught in a criminal act (rushia's is not a criminal case. she has to express malicious intent for it to count as corporate sabotage)
>CP found on Yagoo's hard disk.
>hostile takeover by another company (almost happened with Hololive China)
>Cover drawing a clear line on their political allegiance
>western ideologies take over the company
>Cover entering the NFT/crypto industry
>Japan joins World War 3

>>19467854
>>- Nazi Kiara
Thats only the case if Kiara was german but she is not. For some reason german teenage girls just cant help it but sing to that 1 song about a happy march. Cant really blame them its a catchy song

>>19473313
Anon, you know Hitler wasn’t German, right?

>>19459433
Not sending KFP a supa of
>Kiara my shark died LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19473504
If people mix-up German and Germanic people one more time, I'm going to flip. The problem is that you can use German to refer to people of Germany or you can refer to the Germanic people as a whole which include Austrians like Hitler and Kiara. In this context, that anon could have been referring to either or. But you won't give him the benefit of the doubt. This would have not been a problem if there was still a properly united Germany, but that is neither here nor there. But posts like this make me seethe.

>>19473313
>He is without the information
lmaoer

>>19458407
>Suisei is the last Romanov

Unless she kill the whole Romanov association, consist of the royal descendant. Oh and on that note, probably should take out prince Philip too (relative, close enough that his blood sample could be use to identify the romanov family remains)

>>19465634
Everyone in Japan are either bully or bullied in school. It's nothingburger

>>19473707
After re-reading the conversation, it seems like I misread what the conversation was about and went off on the wrong anon. This post can be ignored, but this issue always bugs me.

>>19457650
Gura will accidentally play our sex tapes on stream.

Cover or Anycolor getting caught with tax fraud.

It will be a rather boring end

>>19474151
i can't believe i missed this. this will be the most shameful final yab because it will only end the vtubing industry in a whimper.

>>19473896
Bullying a Holo into suicide would be a nothingburger?

>>19457650
A limit that goes to infinity anon, and I truly believe in my heart of hearts that one day haachama will go one step too far and it'll all end for everyone... Except somehow for her, and she'll standing on a million corpses of fans and talents, staff and cover officials... As she drinks her tea and sighs not knowing what she has actually done...

>>19457650
Holo member commits a felony with video footage
Not some bullshit like "piracy"

Im talking like fan bothers holo and she punches him square in the jaw and gets charged with assault

>>19472979
Don't forget all the disney songs in archived karaokes that last 24+ hours unedited, she cannot be stopped

>>19475322
WORLD'S STRONGEST IDOL

>>19475193
Qrd?

>>19457650
One of the holos will graduate for doing weedlmao and the westerners will flip their shit. Screencap this.
Double points for EN

>>19475718
Read the first post in the reply chain.

>>19475722
Based Japs if happens. Fuck the West's obsession with drug legalization.

>>19475722
it won't even be a graduation, just a straight up unpersoning worse than rushia. one of the Lost Judgement characters had his appearance changed and voice replaced because the actor portraying him was caught on a drug scandal.

>>19475424
Well duh, Susan is Haachama
It's the only way she can get away with so much

>>19475924
Wtf, I love Susan now...

>>19457650
April 3, 2022 Calliope Mori declares independence from the Earth Sphere Federation, thereby establishing the Princessipality of Deadbeats. April 7, Peace negotiations break down as the Hololive delegation splits on the issue and most of EN, ID, and some JP chubas side with Mori, rallying their respective fleets to her cause. April 10, war is declared, the Earth Sphere Federation mobilizes a joint fleet consisting of member nations and the remainder of Hololive's Chubas.

April 22, An ESF expeditionary force led by Ookami Mio engages Calliope Mori's fleets at the "Loam" stretch of the kuiper belt. Owing to a new mobile weapons platform deployed by Mori's fleet, she lands a decisive victory, paving the way to Earth. May 5, in preparation for landing operations, Hoshimachi Suisei of the Deadbeats orchestrates a meteor barrage which is 87% intercepted by the AZKI orbital defense grid. Space debris touch down in Brussels, Cairo, Amsterdam, Naples, among several locations. Millions die instantly however, very little of Earth's military industrial complex was affected. May 9, Tokino Sora takes off from Japan to personally command the ESF fleets in space however her shuttle is intercepted by a HALO attack carried out by Melfissa Anya's experimental weapons cruiser. Command passes to Vice Admiral Shirikami Fubuki. May 14, Civil war breaks out on the Luna 2 moonbase but rebel forces are quickly subdued by Hoshinova Moona. Luna 2 commits to selling arms and tech to the ESF but otherwise remains neutral. May 26, A large scale two-pronged landing operation of Earth is launched. An amphibious army led by Gawr Gura in Panama and a desert equiped army led by Takanashi Kiara in India, each also sporting new mobile weapons. General Akai "Desert Haachama" Haato calls for rally points in Algeria and Texas to meet the threats, while Hakoz Baelz's third fleet departs Australia to outflank and reinforce. Beyond these reports, the fate of Earth and space is unknown. Any slight shift may swing the balance.

>>19462338
>they sound exactly the same
Mumei is sensawa

hitomi chris stuff is worst

Tanigo Motoaki san come out as a troon

Do your reps about Orcshizo, she literally makes Rushia looks like a saint

>>19457861
>>19457971
s-sugoi

>>19466863
>ollie
>woman

>>19473232
Yea but they gotta make up for decades of neglect.
Also the fact that they love hiring "Advisors" for plans which get huge consulting fees and actually give little advice or advice that's never implimented.
Ride on the Kraut Korruption train today!

>>19457650
A chuuba getting stalked, kidnapped, raped, then killed afterward

You know anons, I'm gonna be completely honest here but there's just something off about haachama.
I understsnd that "haha schizo" and all that's stuff, we enjoy making jokes and shitposts but there's just something uncanny about her and I just can't put my finger on it.
The way her mind goes to some stuff is creepy, watching her act normal makes me extremely uncomfortable and gives me goosebumps.
The world is filled with many odd people, many criminals, many victims... And comapred to other holos I just can't help but feel there's something about her that is simply not normal, like she's trying to force herself to act that way or something.
>haachama suffers from domestic abuse
For some reasons sounds so fucking plausible, if you told me this about any other chuuba I'd tell you to take your meds but haachama has this weird "Stockholm syndrome" air about her.
The way she speaks about how her family treats her is simply unnatural imo
I do watch her but I'm no haaton because the vibe she gives really scares me

>>19485610
t.threadreader

>>19485677
When the day comes and all the cards are played on the table, don't say I didn't tell you.

>>19485805
Her family is weird, but everything was WAY worse in Australia with her adoptive family, I get where are you pointing to but your rrat has a lot of holes

>>19457650
A Holomem will support the Russian invasion.

>>19458407
>Pekora denounces the Jews live on air, tells her audience to find Christ
This would be nothing but a positive

>>19485982
B-botan?... What are you doing in Ukraine?...

>>19485982
Haachama... I've never seen cover act on something so swiftly before

>>19485982
Many already probably do. Kill yourself tranny.

>>19461984
Shit, Korone's just became hot to my eyes.

>>19486168
They don't even know where is Ukraine retard, they don't care at most

>>19486168
retardchama?!

Who will be the first vtuber to commit a felony or commit an hero on stream?

>>19487717
There was a rrat floating around that they stopped haachama's schizo stuff because it was borderline illegal in Japan, all the gore and shit like that.
But I have no idea how credible that is

>>19457861
Bullshit. Everyone knows Luna is 38.

>>19459433
I'm sure kids would think it's a joke and spam LET'S GOOOOOOO in the chat

>>19457650
your oshi is actually a guy

>>19457650
pekora turns to be an otokonoko would be baste


beside that why peko mention the word otokonoko from time to time ?

>>19487717
annoying orange

>>19457861
>>19457971
I wish someone made a /hfz/ iceberg

>>19462338
look at this fucking redditor doesn't even know where iceberg memes originated from

>>19485610
She was Akai Haato before Australia, Haachama was a coping mechanism to survive there. Simple as