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stop posting porn you fucking weirdos
>>1934661I'm not gonna make it
Holy shit bros, she is too powerful
I LOVE YOU GURA!
>>1934612it sounded like it was just an intermittent channel desynchronization and i think i can patch it up, but it won't be done tonight. the vast majority of the stream didn't suffer from it and i am curious what could cause that. i want to see if i can get the opus audio before the DMCA cops come for it but i'll work from the AAC if i have to.
>>1934498Not bad at all for a first time. Too bad the right ear was scuffed. I'm relly looking forward to the next session.
>>1934687fucking B A S E D
Ame is lucky...
I want that Humming ASMR, don't want another Ear vaccum ASMR
The true face of chumbuds
I love Ina!
>>193449810/10 for me, but that's because Gura is my oshi and hearing her voice always makes me happy. Overall, it's ok for the first time, she clearly didn't really have a solid plan and did a bit of everything, mics desynched a few times, her room acoustics is not the best for it, you could hear her PC and that was a smidge distracting. But her voice and giggles and humming are pure heaven.People who call this lewd clearly never listened to other holos' ASMR streams and/or just drunk on their love for Gura, this was very tame even by Hololive standards.
I'm in heaven!
>>1934699the humming was life-changing
how hard do you guys think gura is shlicking herself right now?
Now that you finished listening to one sexy voice, come listen to the queen of sexy voices play Yakuza!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gjRdHxJkNc
>>1934700Based
>>1934682keep walkin', bub, this is a cunny board
>Gura locks future ASMR behind Shark SideWould you be mad, or would you upgrade?
>>1934700Jesus Christ
Uhhhhhhhhh
Thank you Mori for suggesting lewd ear kissing ASMR to Gura
>>1934700YOU LACK ARTISTRYTHIS, IS THE TRUE FACE OF CHUMBUDS
>>1934581I'm fucking magnetron from pokemon dude
>>1934673humming and heartbeat a based
Anyone else emotionally impacted by the ASMR? Like I didn't get horny I was just feeling emotions in my chest which I haven't felt in a long time and idk how to even process that
>>1934704>HOLY ASMR GOD
>>1934704>gura stream getting sex
I Goslingposted, but I didn't even watch the stream
>>1934700based tho
gura cute gura cute gura cute
Was that discord sex
>>1934701Ame loves her too! And me too!
>>1934704>holy asmr god based>feel gosling christ>mesugaki experience
>>1934716Upgrade without hesitation
>>1934716My wallet is opening on its own!
>>1934716I'd be mad and I'd upgrade.
The ear sounds didnt do much for me but I love her voice so the whispers and humming made my skin tingle. Nearly teared up at the end there, I'm so fucking lonely...
>>1934698Now imagine an off-collab ASMR where they make out while they sandwich (us) between their chests.
>>1934703The PC drowning out her heartbeat was pretty funny
I went back to when she was doing the heartbeat thing and still can't hear shit. When she did it the other day I could hear it fine both times. Was it super quiet this time?
>>1934716I would be mad as fuck. It isn't about the money, it's about intention. I still don't approve of Mori's tiers either.
>>1934722Extremely based
>>1934716Based
>>1934699As much as I enjoyed the lewd/playful parts of her asmr, I'd love it if Gura did an asmr stream that was nothing but singing softly and humming.
>>1934721based
I want to rest my unwashed sweaty testicles on Enma's face and mark her with my vile scent.
God. That ASMR was so packed. I'm still living in the afterglow.
>>1934700Why did that get so many (You)s? Why am I giving this a (You)? The absolute state
>>1934700the post that saved /hlgg/
Okay, so did anyone tell her already that the right side was scuffed?
>>1934700In times of trouble, the true nature of people comes out
Watching Pizza Dad show off that he's not afraid of no goddamn zombie by being afraid of all the zombies and dodging them perfectly in his Resident Evil 3 Remake playthrough.While Choco is using her succubus powers to entice lowly thugs to show up only to beat the shit out of them in her Yakuza stream.While Subaru's going off on more and more tangents as she's closing up her free talk stream with a supachat reading.So friends, where we at? Oh and KFP, I know you're not getting paid by Kiara, but clean this shit up, it's overflowing with an excessive amount of chum.
>>1934710Man, could you imagine if Choco was doing an ASMR right after GuraHoly shit I don't think I'd be built for that
I've never felt the ASMR tingle before this stream.Gura turned me into an ASMR fag.
>>1934704>many cameThis is true
Timestamp for when she sucked our dick?
>>1934704>Holy asmr god>Gura cunny
>Gura's a degenerate coomer bait whore nowLost respect for her hard. It's one thing to make jokes, it's another to create a stream and do things explicitly to make thousands of men cum, all behind a paywall. This is literally text book definition of prostitution.
just got back from drinking with friends gonna listen to this vod and have a nice fap nowhow lewd was it?
>>1934716but I'm already sharkside (USD)
>>1934704>Shark is so powerful she split the ball in half
Fellas... I miss Ame
>>1934716I'd be very mad, ENma, and then I would upgrade. After removing all the other EN memberships
>>1934721kek
Hey you! Yeah YOU! Prove you chummed to Gura's ASMR.
>Dad walks in and sees me wearing headphones>Thinks I'm gamingNo one must know my secret....
That was pretty incredible, your oshi's great chumbudst. Risuner
>>1934704>shark bros horny
>>1934695That's kind of based. I hope she reads it.
>>1934744She didn't exercise to make it louder this time, it was indeed barely audible. Also a different mic from that time.
>>1934716upgrade. wouldn't even be mad.
>Her exhales and sighs were all shaky towards the end..
>>1934716I'm already SharkSide. But i'm wondering if superchatting her is better, I don't know the split of my money.
>>1934704>christ/10
>>1934760I need to rest. What do you call it when your heart is horny?
How the fuck do you even login through youtube-dl to let it download member content, anyway? I've never even thought about it until now.
>>1934539にほんごわかりません
>>1934767>nowOkay, newfag
>>1934760Right here friend.
Imagine Ame having exclusive Gura ASMR and you oji sans don't have a chance
>>1934716but i joined shark-side during outlast
>>1934709She's probably just relieved that nothing exploded.
I don't know what the fuck was up with hee background noise but it was too distracting. It was like someone constantly blowing into the mic while OOoooaaAaaAooooo ing all the time.And the crunching sounds made me recoil and flinch.Sorry goomba I love you and I was ready to CHUM but I didn't enjoy it.
Wait, I just realized, isn't Yogurt's supposed reincarnation debuting later?
>>1934760https://streamable.com/3v4f7d
Wasn't here for the thread, how was it? Is Gura the ACTUAL GFE now that Ame barely cares?
>>1934730based
>>1934726yes, and it was exactly what i signed up for
>>1934721fucking kek
>>1934700I'm okay with this
>>1934716both lol
TENSHI EATING A CORNDOG!
>wake up>think about posting kiara>post kiarakiara!
>>1934760I'M NOT FUCKING CLEANING IT
>>1934808Not GFE, this was straight up porn for you to cum to
>>1934788jesas
>>1934673People need to start sending her Okayu's old ASMR karaokes
>>1934754because it was a bunch of people getting ironically horny and then that that dude came running out and spilled his weapons grade bonertanium all over thread
>>1934700Pretty based desu
>>1934793Export your cookies as a txt file--cookies "filename.txt"
>>1934786It's not the first time Gura came on stream.
>>1934759If it counts, Lamy is doing a member's only ASMR in the morning, and she's always super intimate in those.
>>1934721KEKwe need a version of this with SEEEEX
>>1934744I could hear it both times. My audio was turned up high though.
Your regularly scheduled fat cat
>>1934721holy shit my sides
>Gura streams for an hour>nobody else streaming>friday nightdo they have to make it so obvious
>>1934767Have you seen the yab video? She wants to be that way
>>1934716I'd upgrade with the sole intention of posting magnets for people here because I dislike that sort of thing.
I'M COMING FOR YOU SQUIDDY WHORE. MY OSHI WILL BE THE WINNER
I love Polka!! I want to hold her close every night!! I want to improve myself every day to be her perfect husband!! I want to be kidnapped by Omaru Polka and trained to be her lover!! I want to fucking marry and cuddle Polka every moment of my life!!
>>1934814On Route 66!
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>>1934721Perfect soundpost, holy shit
>>1934760Waiting warmly for the start of AZKi minecraft. Should be cute seeing her play solo for the first time.
>>1934716id be happy since im already shark-side
>>1934832thank you
>>1934832post the youtube link
I want an hour of her just ordering me to shut up and to listen to her sing.
>>1934767no one cares incel
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=3164Did gura actually undress at this part?
>>1934840Based
>>1934716I'd be pretty upset, yeah.But probably upgrade anyway and pray to all known gods that Ame doesn't do the same.
>>1934716Kinda expect it at this point
So where does Gura rank with the ASMR holos?
>>1934726I didn't go into it wanting to be horny, I just wanted to feel things again and I did.
this thread smells like squid, how gross
>>1934843Back of the line
I haven't laughed that hard while my dick was also hard in a long time. Thanks chumbuds
>>1934845>AZKi soloOh fuck this entire time I thought it was just her doing a Sora collab.>It's happening in 45 minutesFuck yes
You had good enough headphones to hear her heartbeat right chumchads?
>>1934816I love Kiara too!
At least Aruran, Shuba, and Choco can save us from dead hours... I'm going to fucking lose it because 80% of Hololive is going to play nothing but Monster Hunter Rise and its boring ass ingredient collection and paperweight combat gameplay, literally just ARK 2
>>1934855YesSource: I'm in her closet
Why is Guraa so powerful? She made me gosling and UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH at the same time....
https://files.catbox.moe/th3rlm.webm
>>1934855I like to imagine gura is wearing a training bra
>>1934767/hlgg/ cumming was not her intention. she just wanted an ear cleaning ASMR with her own twist to it. it's your fault for thinking those blowjob noises were blowjob noises.
>>1934740hot
Poruka oruka~?
one of you will one day marry Gura
>>1934744I went back and listened to her ASMR with Chrome's volume turned up, then I could here it. Didn't hear Gura's heartbeat nor the PC live cuz it was too quiet.
>>1934873klaius...
>ywn have this shark actually nibble in your ear
>>1934855UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1934721>>1934722ICARUS IS FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE SUNHE'S FUCKING UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHING
>>1934814>>1934841Cute!
>>1934807Remember when Polka got cancelled because she pissed off the jannys lol
>>1934855She was naked from before the stream even started.
>>1934866God just imagine Ina's fat ass after a MH endurance stream sitting on your face
>>1934704>gura stop gonna jesus
>>1934873Based
Do you think Gura is masturbating right now?
>everyones too busy post-uoahing and forgot about the epic yab in the thread earlierYes, according to plan...
>>1934879It wasn't my intention, either, but... halfway through it I realized I was full mast and leaking everywhere, so, when in Rome...
>>1934823>ironically
>>1934882It's not right to get people's hopes up anon.
>>1934855100% she pulled her shirt up and the little elastic snapping noise was her bra coming off her small titsShe almost told us she took her shirt off (or pulled it up) but laughed and stopped herself
>>1934863She's a complete rookie at it. For now.
>>1934768its mostly sounds of the ocean but it has its moments of whispering, wet sounds, humming, and kisses. pretty damn good overall, especially for a first attempt
>>1934901i can't believe ina said the n word...
>>1934882DYRBI
>>1934801I'm pretty sure about 6500 chumbuds all exploded a few times during that stream.
>>1934897for sure
>>1934901What did I miss?
>>1934879>/hlgg/ cumming was not her intention.gurasmug.png
>>1934869I'm really glad she's been streaming once a week since the start of the year. I'm looking forward to hearing her talk about the festival, since I'm sure she'll want to gush since that's what she did in her most recent diary entry.
>>1934882yeah, and it's gonna be me
>Open up the door to /hlgg/>A stench so very fowl odor invades my nose, nearly gag from the sheer disgusting smell>Take one step inside, nearly slip on some unknown white substance>Stare into void>Thousands and thousands of blue hooded human bodies, piled up one by one litter the halls, completely covered in said substance>KFP members literally on fucking strike right now and refuse to even step inside and do their fucking job>Teamates are in the fetal position off to another side, muttering something about some detective>Takodachis are resting peacefully in the trees, looking content, sometimes too content some look like they've been drugged out or ovedosed>Deadbeats are fucking driving their motorcycles back and forth on the streets, hooting and hollering, performing wheelies and donuts for god knows why
>>1934767This but unironically
>>1934879>Say Yabe all you want, it's not gonna stop me
Ok, chumbuds your oshi is great & I can take off my mind of Ame, until now.
>>1934901>KFP is a 3 letter OrgWhy didn't we see this before at all????
>>1934863beginner still but you can tell shes done some research
>>1934882Well Ame IS HERE so I suppose that's technically true.
who here refreshing the cat like a madman until they upload the stream
Let me remind you we'll have Ina ASMR this sunday.But it'll be classy and pure, instead of cum bait like Gura's.
>>1934881Poruka Oruyo!God, if this is how chumbuds react with the first-time ASMR, what the fuck would happen if she started to get near Polka's level with that kind of connection
>>1934897she's probably watching the vod and getting embarrassed about the scuffed parts
What does sex feel like
>>1934866Stop baiting with Shion
>>1934914Anon, im still going
>>1934863 amateur, pretty brave for actually trying more things for her 1st ASMR
>>1934825Thanks
>>1934901Heeeeey, friend, remember me? I'm back, and I'm laughing at your fuckup, as promised.
Bros I cant get her humming out of my mind..
>>1934854Kill yourself tranny
Another cute holo doing ASMR in 9 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj-BLUcP9lU
>>1934941I guess we'll never find out
>>1934941bags of sand
>>1934726Yep. Almost got diabetes from all the Gura's sweetness.
>The asmr just got privatedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1934698I want Gura to sing me a song when I go to sleep.
>>1934941wet bags of sandy milk
>>1934917KFP trying to LARP using declassified papers you can google.
>>1934881Polka Oruyo!
>>1934928All as intended
>>1934881Poruka oruka!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23d949UeGKU
>>1934726Yes, I came in expecting it
Keep her alive in your hearts!https://youtu.be/A9HY4DsRTCg
>>1934716Always have been in the shark side.
>>1934937NVM IT'S UP
>>1934937
>>1934963Gura baby...
>>1934938>Sex jokes ASMR by InaWould you watch it?
>>1934941Salty coins and milk
>>1934726I came in expecting to be horny and I left with a hole in my heart...
>>1934969>Video auto-starts from 4 hours 10 minutes from the last time I listenedTime to finish what I started.
>>1934704>since shark bros horny>please ameduo confirmed?!?!?!?!imagine...
>>1934863novice yet better than Korone
Is this as good as A Way Out? Is it a good game to stream? It has a JP localization so maybe they will play it
>>1934969IT'S POLKA, NOT PORUKA
>>1934928These are very interesting times for /hlgg/
why does every faggot on youtube insist on commenting like this, why cant they just link a timestamp like a normal fucking person
>>1934941
>privatedNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Live now>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDBzH5NRqw>Chocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gjRdHxJkNcIn less than an hour>Pekorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEQn0VP_v-U>Reinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjRAUYLfAh8>AZkihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOWQL831J1IIn 2 hours>Subaru againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyuDNoiDwk
>>1934726that's what ASMR streams are actually forit just gets expressed as extreme arousal here because there are people here who have no other way to express or process those emotions
>>1934963What happened?
>>1934903it's ironic until a cum tribute is posted
ENMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1934716I upgraded before the stream because I haven't enjoyed a streamers content this much in a very long time.
>>1934868Unless her heartbeat was off the charts, pretty sure I couldn’t hear it. Not a huge deal.
>>1934745>intentionYeah, the intention of filtering out as many faggots and literal children as possible.
>>1934914I was there, and I'm fine. Didn't really make me horny. Got very close to a heart attack from her cuteness though.
>>1934959>we
>>1934994anon is telling lies on the internet
ENMA HATE
>>1934994It's back
>>1934716I’m already Shark side, and Haachama locks her asmr streams behind tier 2 so most Hololive fans are used to it.
>>1934957You will never be a man.
>more asmr confirmedUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>Ame gets closer to her audienceis more sweet people are surprised she's not a gremlin all the time>Gura gets closer to her audienceIS A FUCKING EROGAKI, oh no where my nervous shark go YA BE
>>1934757i'm not sure i agree that "the right side was scuffed" describes the problem accurately.
>>1934767Imagine watching her for 6 months and still thinking this way.
>>1934721>>1934722Based but I'll change the second one to the soundpost
>>1934978Yes because that sounds hilarious as hell>>1934938I'm looking forward to it. I don't expect it to be anything other than comfy and cute since it's actually a drawing stream.
>>1934716Would upgrade just to share it
>>1934941if you ever tried an onahole, it's like that but it's alive, warmer, and makes noises
>>1934928Don't forget the fact that the Yukimin are undergoing metamorphasis, the Omaru-za are attempting to force a metamorphasis, Hoshiyomi eagerly writing a dissertation on the ongoing shitshow, Kenzoku suffering from Tourettes and Nekkos being seemingly oblivious to it all as they show everyone pictures of Nene being cute, just off the top of my head
>>1934963why would you lie
>>1934988no one:absolutely no one:not even >we:(You):
>>1934933You know too much.
Best parts in this order>singing softly>comfort words>ear nibble>"stop squirming", "gura is in control">massage>towelBesides that, the audio had moment's when it definitely peaked a lot like when she applied moisturiser or unwrapped the snack(?). A strong first stream overall
>>1935010Normalfags are a blight upon my Holos.
>>1934917KFP larping as glownigger. https://files.catbox.moe/dkumu3.pdf
Live now>Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpDBzH5NRqw>Chocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gjRdHxJkNcIn less than an hour>Pekorahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEQn0VP_v-U>Reinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjRAUYLfAh8>Azkihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOWQL831J1IIn 2 hours>Subaru againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jyuDNoiDwk
>>1934941salty milk and coins mixed with the smell of a cracked open can of tuna fish
>>1935020Why is anon like this?
>>1934882yea me
I FUCKING TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS GOING TO GET PRIVATED, DISNEY DOES NOT FORGIVE
>>1934716I'm traveling to Argentina if that happens
>>1934979Are there actually unironic pedos in this thread?
んぢょ64
>>1934986It's Porka. Get it, since she's fat, like a pig!
>>1934941weird
>>1934882yeah, me
>>1934704>feeling probably aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa post
>>1934767Bro I'm sorry but chumbuds are too busy cooming to take this bait.Including me
I can see gura being interested in coming up with scenarios/scripts for ASMR.Can't wait for the princess one.
>>1934985Yes, the gameplay is 10x more fun and the exploration is really nice
>>1935011I don't know anything about audio so I have no idea how to describe it.
>>1934855Yup, you could even hear the mic unstick to her because of her sweat and lotion.
>>1935038
>>1935018What about the Pioneers and Soratomos? Where are they in high-rise /hlgg/?
>>1934868Yep, It was beating pretty quick too. Can't imagine she was doing much to get her heart rate up sitting around for an hour, so she must have been pretty nervous or excited still.
>almost thought mesugaki Gura wasn't going to be a thing>actually is nowso... does she actually lurk here or something? her normalfag audience doesn't push it as much
>>1935026>Arurandeisuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McoB51g-kbU
>>1935055Anon she was aroused
>>1935016Based, niggermark-anon
>>1935015I'm kinda hoping she bought a paper-like screen protector for the asmr stream
>>1935063post it on your own and stop replying to me
>>1935062I can't wait for more!
J*W was there any cum tribute for the asmr?
>>1935062It was amazing you stupid shark
>>1934855yes, 100% she was taking off some clothes to get the mic closer.
>>1935064>excitedyou can take what I said however you want.
Anons, I have drunkenly broke containment, using lingo and info gathered here regarding potential Holo En Gen 2 members. Do I deserve getting fucked over?
I miss Ame already...
>>1934882God I hope so. I promise to treat her well and make her happy if it every happens.
>>1935010>>1935024Normalfags and trend-hoppers literally cannot comprehend the idea that you can't, and shouldn't, boil people down to a handful of characteristics and nothing else. If it's not a meme or something they can make into one, they don't give a shit about it. Holos aren't even people to them, they're just like those dolls where if you touch their stomach they spit out a line.
>>1934700Where is he now?
>>1934716I would be annoyed, but not mad. Then I would continue to enjoy the membershrimp level content, because while that was an interesting experience I didn't really get into it. If she locks other stuff behind it, then I'd be mad.
>>1934938I'd be surprised if it could compete with Gura's. Ina usually does her research for stuff she's new to, but I dunno... Guess we'll see. I'm really looking forward to it, but not sure what exactly to expect from this.t. ako
Can we agree it was scuffed as fuck because of background noise and the channels not working as intended but overall a good first attempt?
>>1935054Safe is where they are, behind a good quarantine that protects them from the shitshow, no matter how badly they want to be a part of it
>>1935052Kek
>>1935079I was too busy Gosling posting to finish jerking off. God I need a Gura gf.
J*U how was the Gura ASMR
For the poorfags that want to listen to Gura chumhttps://streamable.com/wuydfk
I can’t believe we got pressed against Gura’s sticky sweaty naked flat chest
Gura's in her fucking shark hut rubbing her cunny raw at the thought of the hundreds of gallons of chum the cumbuds just spilled tonight and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>1935062>2 minutes agoShe definitely masturbated and cleaned up
>>1934726The ear licking, lotion, massage, or roleplay never did anything to me. But her humming part of your world made me teared up a bit.
>>1935062So she did know.... But anyways very good ASMR stream
>>1935061she's wanted to be a mesugaki since day fucking 1
How much cum did you guys lose during Gura's ASMR stream?
>>1935030It's not privated tho and I have it archived anyway.
>>1934882I would beat you all to death just for a chance
Gentlemen, I must ask you please for your oshi and any lewd sound clips of her, sounding like she's moaning or what have you
>>1935063cute girl (male)
>>1935093Fuck no they aren't, I'm calling Soraposter a horny faggot and there is no way he can prove me wrong.
>>1935079Just this little thing
>>1935010Hmm, I wonder about that actually. Didn't people make Ame's very first ASMR, the snack one, weird for her? That was a long time ago though.
>>1935050it sounded like the right side mic was doubled across both audio channelsso the left side mic was clean but all sounds from the right side mic was mirrored across both the left channel and right channel (or at least balanced so it was leaking into the left channel significantly)
>>1934786I'm gonna need evidence. For reasons.
>>1935100>she lubbed the ears>she rubbed the ear on her chest>her tiny body is covered in lub
What did anon mean by this?
>>1935108I'm drained
>>1935111Open widehttps://streamable.com/vind93
>>1935086Well at least the meme about Ame being super sweet got like 10K likes on reddit. Its a start.
>>1935108My balls have that just right tender soreness to them.
>>1935098>>1934704Take a wild guess
>>1935111Since you're asking nicely https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>1935062I love you gura
>>1935109post the link, want to listen to it if the world ever ends
I was bored during dead hours so i made the Mamaloni to pass the time
>>1935079No because Chumbuds are all kids who can't get their little dicks up let alone cum.
>>1935062
>>1934928just another day in /vt/ tower
>>1934868yes, but i did not have them turned up to excessive levels, so no.
>>1935111see>>1935099
>>1935091>weBut yeah, I'd agree with that.
>forgot about ASMR because I've been playing Rise since 4am>only noticed it happened because I got a phone notification for her member's post saying it's overThe archive is there but it's not the same without the thread reacting to it in real time...
>>1935122Close your tabs nigger
>>1934999I could. it was very fast, you could tell she was nervous.
>>1934716If I upgrade to Shark Side it doesn't reset my membership badge right?
>>1934700This is what I imagine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhsbrdztMog
>>1935111https://files.catbox.moe/10ypwc.ogg
I can't sleep until I can access the stream ToT
>>193510810 days worth, that was a massive load
>>1935062>HER becomes an ASMR channel after Gura's graduationHow likely?
>>1935137Ah...
>>1935108All my soul-coom from my heart-boner
>>1935109Please clip hee humming parts and upload to catbox
>>1935122>all those tabsJESAS
>>1935117I don't know I actually find it surprising Ame was the one that went full GFE with her ASMR while Gura was the one to actually go full ero at some parts. I don't see Ame doing this
>>1935122What the fuck
>>1935137Make Pochi as well and make them have sex
>>1935062>thank u for comingGura...
>>1934716Upgrade? I can't upgrade unless she adds another tier, anon.
>>1935119Vod's up, go listen to the end. Unless you're poor.>>1935122Why do you have that many YT tabs open?
>>1935108My heart coomed in loneliness...
>gura literally just pleased thousands of men and a few dykes while being showered in moneyMy oshi is a prostitute...
>>1935108I'm pretty sure I filled up half of my Julia+ onahole
>>1935105Well they usually listen to themselves no? That's how girls like Macoto get off to themselves doing ASMR.
>>1935122>tabswhat the fuck anon
>>1935110same desu
>>1935145Gura told me to close my eyes so I mostly didn't look at the thread
>>1935138my little kid dick is bigger than your SEA adult sized penis
>>1935137That's fucking weird, anon.
>>1935091My only issue was the audio bleeding over into both ears at times, otherwise I enjoyed it anlot
>>1934716you want me to support Gura in ARS?
>>1935137Jesas I fucking love this woman.
>>1934999I only heard it after turning the volume up.
>>1935030It isn't privated.And even if it does get privated I have an archive and will upload it if she makes it private
>>1935108None, that fucking retard acting like it was chaturbate made me laugh my guts out too hard to cum even if I wanted to
>>1934704>cleaning bad>mom embarrassed
https://youtu.be/AAavIRQ0IqI?t=19824OHNONONO KFPKEKS EXPLAIN THIS?!
>>1935111
>>1935111https://de.catbox.moe/eslilm.ogg
>>1935137Away!
>>1935091Better first try than Mori for sure
>>1934704>call subaru en jerk
>>1935184It's already on nyaa
>>1935122Close your tabs anon
Ollie is cringe.
>>1935116Yep, Kiara isn't a bitter HoloJP reject, nope, not resenting being put in HoloEN at all.
>>1935122
Heycheck Nyaa
>>1935145It's just anons posting long strings of OUH, you didn't miss anything interesting.
>>1935137Where's the fucking card
Did you guys have a cool time today?
J*U how was the Ame hotel ASMR
>>1935185Same. I was trying to get into the moment but that fucking pornhub tier comment made me die laughing
>>1935122how on earth do you even navigate that mess
I want a Gura goodnight soundpost similar to this
>>1935179>She can lust after these two random woman and commit terroristic threats to keep them together but we can'tWhat type of double standards?
>>1935137NOW MAKE HER HAVE SEX WITH TAKAMORI AND POST IT HERE.
>>1935110No offence chumbros, but same
>>1934928>/hlgg/ apartment complex>The Chumbud floor smells really moist for some reason. And a mixture of saltwater and something else entirely. >The Takodachi floor is eerily quiet. A bit too quiet. Sometimes you wonder if anyone even lives on that floor until you hear a sudden WAH!. Then the silence returns>Everyone on the Deadbeat floor is blasting music. You can just feel the walls vibrating>Going to the Teamate floor is prohibited. It sounds like the Teamates are suffering from extreme Ame withdrawal and may jump you for their fix>All the lights on the KFP floor are red and orange. We don't talk about the KFP floor>Do not go to the basement floor. There's rumors that it's a floor where mysterious pigs live on and they're a bit... off
>>1935122do firefox users really?
>>1935166She knows what she's doing
>>1935108I haven't shot anything out in months, but I still have the cumming feeling if that counts
>>1935188all me
>>1935210
>>1935108I am too much of an audio autist to be able to coom with her scuffed setup and being able to hear the hum of her PC. But I think next time she'll get it right.
>>1935122>so many tabs that the fucking icons are overlappingWhat the fuck
>>1935108Feels like my heart is beating faster than it actually is. Relistening to the heartbeat part because that's my favorite
How do we get Ame to swallow our ears and do slight moanful breaths after doing it teamates?
>>1935110There can only be one!
>>1935108None but my heart hurts a bit now
>>1935155I feel like she'd fuck off and make a new channel before going back to her old one.
>>1935171based
>>1935202That's the best part.
>>1935197She never even auditoned for JP or wanted to join you fucking newfag SEAmonkey
>>1934716Absolutely without hesitation I would upgrade.And then I would have to upgrade my Oshi's membership just so I wouldn't feel bad.
>>1935219How? Prostate orgasm?
You can't spell ASMR without a bunch of letters used in orgasm.
>>1935122for what purpose? there's no way you can reasonably keep track of and navigate through all that shit
>>1935108No, I didn't cum but my heart was beating really hard
>>1935110Same
>>1935205Pure, audio bliss...
>>1935108I was more mind blown by how far she actually went ngl, but my heart actually melted from the humming
>>1935136>>1935160Maybe, eventually. I have literally 0 experience with video editing though, so don't count on it. Not sure how I feel about sharing member content to being with.
I hope Gura gets good at ASMR. She really has the voice for it and seems to have the right attitude towards learning how to do it.
>>1935225Wait were you able to hear her heartbeat? I couldn't hear shit
>>1935137I honestly thought that was Sora for a second
So this confirms it. Gura is the top and Ame is the bottom. She's a clumsy top, but still the top.
>>1935188>>1935220Imagine the smell
>>1935122anon, the pages don't disappear if you close the tab...
>>1935238I refuse to listen to this advice
>>1935216>Deadbeats are only blasting music to cover the sounds of violence as they all try to kill each other, but skeletons don't stay dead
>>1935111this shit is ancient, I think its from mid October, but here ya gohttps://files.catbox.moe/j9pc98.mp3
>>1935025>The polar caps are melting>BETTER EXPLOIT IT FOR RESOURCESHoly shit I live in an evil Empire.
>>1934726I felt a lot of things when she was talking. I would listen to her talk like that for hours.Then she hummed and sang.I wept.Okayu does the same thing to me.
>>1935137There should really be a Mamaloni and Pochi Ogey by now anons
>>1935254isn't that how the most taiwanese /u/schizos draw them?
>>1935137Man, imagine fapping to MamaloniFuck it, WE GO AGAIN
> Chumbuds milked dry> Takos happy as usual and waiting for their turn> KFP had best stream of the month> Teamates abandoned for the entire weekendLol.
Watame is an underrated hololive.
>>1935238Meanwhile Gura:>Come to this whenever you are stressed, or lonely, or feeling bad.>Remember you kind, cared for, and loved.
>>1935137seconding what >>1935164 saidI wanna sex Pochi
>>1935204200% cool
>>1935110in your dreams chumbaby
>>1935238This is true.
I still can't fully process what just happened
>>1935271Based Gura
>>1935252nta but it was extremely, EXTREMELY faint. And I was one of the earbud users, can't imagine it was crisp and clear over headphones.
I just realized Temma calls himself "TOP BREEDER" in the SunTempo song:https://youtu.be/VI1ZWkQadTc?t=154
Vote your oshihttp://poal.me/jpr78rhttp://poal.me/jpr78rhttp://poal.me/jpr78r
>>1935226I actually think ame has more respect for herself to do that desu
>>1935188why didn't this dumb bird just eat it
>>1935238I really admire Marine.
>>1935137See >>1935164
>>1935260>The deadbeat floor is fight club
I love Gura so fucking much bros
>>1935108I was shitpost with uohposting at first, and then after that humming I felt so lonely...
>>1935108Nothing, sorry. I planned to but the stream was too scuffed and the thread was too funnyI think Gura talking in a lower voice instead of just whispering would be way better for next time.
>>1935197Heh, I remember people stopped pushing this rrat as hard when it became clear HoloEN was pulling numbers most JPs could only dream of.
so we're getting a bathtub stream from Gura for sure huh?
Activate it.
>>1934701H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>1935204The coldest.
>>1935270Chummates RISE UP
>>1935221That hi at the beginning gets me every time
UNITY!
>>1935137THE NO ONEUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>1935251Maybe she'll practice down at the street corner
>>1935270Mori Mori Moriii...
>>1935283He knew all along...
>>1935297Yes sir
>>1935269Watame is great and I feel like she's pretty well loved in these threads. At least if all the watamages and the shogun are to be trusted.
Honestly, what's Gura's sex appeal supposed to be? She looks like she's like, 10 years old. She doesn't have any tits or ass either.
>>1935279Honestly shocking she went as far as she did. I thought it would be cute and playful, and it was incredibly erotic instead. her voice was in pure sex mode.
>>1935271
>>1935252I was using headphones and could hear it soft but distinctly. It was thudding super fast so you might have mistaken it for some other sound.
>>1935260>>1935289>All you hear from the Deadbeat floor is this on loophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZlpTp_dJA
>>1935238how the fuck does fubuki does it then?
>>1935252I can hear it at 500% volume, but yea it's very subtle and her heart is beating really fast. I'm using audiotechnica ath ad700x, but i don't know if those are actually good for faint audio like that. It is there though
>>1935262and you just noticed?
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=3336The sound of the lotioned up silicone ears unsticking itself from her skin UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>1935238Marine is right... she's super wise with this stuff cause of her age and life experience but knowing Gura told me all that stuff tonight I don't know... all I know is that the happiness she gives me will be cherished until the day she fades away
>>1935308At least she's back tomorrow
>>1935108None, it was really just good for my heart.
>>1935313You wouldn't get it
>>1935313Hot lolibaba
Not only did this get a like, it got a retweet. Good jobhttps://twitter.com/vyragami/status/1375550844909674499
>>1935304Unity is a lie people hide behind and use to deflect when their oshi gets shitposted. When it's my oshi getting shitposted, all these supposed """"""""""unity""""""""""posters mysteriously vanish. It's all a lie built on maintaining appearances, trying to make your oshi's fanbase look good for a few posts before you go right back to shitting on someone else in HoloEN. If you seriously buy into it, you're a fucking shmuck.
>>1935108None but that siren song lives rent free in my head
man, the waveform around the areas where the desync begins and ends looks extremely weird. i have never seen a failure like this.
>>1935238Based boomer pirate as ever.
>>1935116aah what a great stream that was
>>1935271Yes gura definitely loves you money
>>1935313Minimum top 3 hottest voices in the company and the attitude to back it up.It's not all about the drawing you fucking retard.
>>1935262Like there's anything wrong with that?Someone's gotta be the winner, and I'd rather it be us than the Artiaposters
Hey teammates I just got back from a week long business trip, does anyone have the schedule for Ame? I might kill myself if I don't see ame hiccup for another week.
>>1935313Its the surprise factor of what she will do next
>>1935270Full power detective soon, get your ass ready.
>>1935279w-we will uooh normally after this, r-right?
https://twitter.com/nicogame_PR/status/1375017112691994625
>>1935111I've come upon good times lately but I help out anyone in need because I remember I was there toohttps://vocaroo.com/13LcaxB2r2TP
>>1935313pedophilia is finally getting mainstream, get with the fucking times
>>1935326ON HER FLAT CHEST UOOOOOOOH
>>1935323Wasn't this used as some sort of vent harasment or prank phonecall?For some reason, hearing >SKELETON WARRIORSMade me lose my shit
>>1935108I lose heart cum from her being so sweet
>>1935108It was lewd, but also suprisingly wholesome and funny because of how the thread was reacting.It probably wouldn't have happened but I also had Koikatsu open so yeah...
>>1935283He was already breeding his subscribers since then...
Seeing twitter have a meltdown over this asmr is hilarious
If you only had 5 minutes to live what hololive clip would you spend your last moments watching
>>1935271Are you implying that Marine doesn't love her fans?
>>1935264Yeah I felt like I was on the verge of tears at times, I was not prepared to get hit hard like that
>>1935271That's because Gura understands people just want to be happy and don't care where that happiness comes from or if it's only temporary. The world is shit enough as is, there's no need to remind people that everything is fleeting and eventually you'll return to your misery.
>>1935296Yup
>>1935254I've been wanting to work on a GurAme project. This stream gave me some good material to work from.
>>1935313
>>1935313Pedophile please understand
>>1935335(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)pasta...
>>1935238Based Senchou telling it like it is.I feel like most of the older vtubers really avoid to make their viewers fall into the trap of GFE or dependency. Except Watame.
>>1935335Remember when this got publicly executed? Good times.
>>1935323>To enter the Deadbeat floor, you must pay a tribute. Pay the toll, and the path will be open to you>And it better not be some cheap fucking wine or you're a dead motherfucker
>>1935326
>>1935283Instant 1 billion subs, once the eggs hatch.
>>1935326GURA STICKY UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>1935238forgive me senchou, but I'm too far gone.
>>1935313it's the bratty ero teasing personality she has now, in her older streams I would have never called her sexy outside of fanart
>>1935262>Hey let's leave them alone, I'm sure everyone else will.Newsflash kiddo, geopolitics doesn't work like that
>>1935355WHY IS NOEL COLLABING WITH HOMOS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>1935110I will put each and every one of you in the same shallow grave! MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS
>>1935254God that's hot. Short tops are fucking amazing.
>>1935117Yeah, her mic sensitivity is too high & the plastic wrapping noises give people ear-bleeds.But it somehow turned into rap-ASMR that can make even Mori jealous.
>>1935365What do you mean?
>>1935341so far it is always exactly 70 ms.
>>1935137How the fuck do anons make such good models all of mine look like utter dogshit
>all these JOPs using Gura's name in their Twitter handlesI cant monitor shit with all these mobile game notif spam
>it's been almost 24 hours since the last "I hope you'll remember me">it's been almost 24 hours since "thank you for watching", still have MINIMUM 72 hours to go>no Gura for 48-72 hoursI literally don't think I'm gonna make it...
>>1935323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7bkdvAVdIM
>>1935262Yes, let's leave the bearing straight undefended because we've been in the sandbox for the past 40 years
>>1935207I was watching this in bed because I just woke up and I think I may have twisted or ruptured something while laughing lying down. Good first attempt at binaural ASRM from Gura tho. Needed more brat.
>>1935226Well, wait for her to order a mic first. Then we'll see what she wants to do. I think she's still pretty clueless as to what ASMR is about.
>>1935341Shouldn't the whole thing be desynced? Since it's binaural, sounds that are mostly picked up by one ear should sound better than sounds picked up by both.
>>1935143>>1935161>>1935163>>1935169>>1935174>>1935195>>1935200>>1935209>>1935215>>1935224>>1935258>>1935239I will close my tabs when I am done watching the videos, reading the threads, and downloading the images on them. Faggots
>>1935326UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to eat a good meal!
Is it only me thinking that Gura is my grandma who was taking care of me and not GFE?
>>1935407HURRY UP FUCK FACE
>>1935162Ame does GFE?
>>1935308-oh cho radioCall me leddit if you must, I had to do this.
>>1935407Anon please for your pc's sake use an image ripper.
>>1935346You saying you'd fuck an uggo if she had a hot voice and personality?
>>1935283how the fuck does this shit have top tier embedded subs? shit's colored and all, better than some of the Bloom stuff...
>>1934722Holy based.
>>1935407What's wrong with you
>>1935188Jesus Kiara its just an ant.
>>1935407NUMBERS PEKO
>>1935400Do a flip
>>1935355i asume they wull be only on among us
>>1935396not him, but download some decent cards, see what they did, and just fiddle with shit until you make something good. it just takes practice anon.
>>1935122holy fuck, and I thought I was brain damaged for having 3 windows with 50+ tabs each of sadpanda
>>1935406no, no. not the normal binaural stereo effect. the two channels are desynchronized downstream of the ADC. 70 ms is gigantic, like the size of a small grocery store, not the distance between your ears.
>>1935416She reminded me of my grandma when she started humming
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=1558This elicited the strongest reaction out of me, holy fuck
>>1935416I have a better understanding of people who treat VTubes like their gfs than I do with the damaged individuals who use them as family member substitutes. Unless your family is literally dead LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just go fucking talk to them, it's really not that difficult.
>>1935407i kneel
>>1935416I can't help but see Gura as nothing more than a clumsy brat which makes her more endearing. Like some neighborhood friend you see sometimes.
>>1935326GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1935238Remember, Chumbuds: Gura is following this advice. She's building up your own confidence with the attention and love; take that into real life and find someone who loves you, too.
>>1935238the problem is when holos say shit like that it makes some people admire them even moreame's strategy of being a ditzy bitch is way more effective. fuck it works on me even though I know it's mostly an act.
>>1935345>doesnt capitalize being the biggest subbed holo>didnt even do supa readings till lately>has still no personal merchGTFO 163
>>1935407nigga, what?
>>1935435You are.
>>1935252I did upon replay, it's very faint and you might mistake it for your own heartbeat, but it was as fast as anons are saying.
you are now reminded Gura made most of her teenage audience cum from that and then confused about how ASMR can do that
>>1935436protools can easily fix this though, just nudge the thing 70ms backward in the mixer
>>1935407
>>1935188Man, that shaking "Ooooh my god" is really good.
>>1935407Jesus Christ. all me by the way
>>1935449It's not the same if it isn't Gura
Jesas fuck Aruran my ears
>>1935400Is Gura also gone this weekend?
>>1935323https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLNlF1QQrrM
i want to make a comment about what was hot but it feels super inappropriate to do that on youtube
>>1935450No, the problem is that the entire industry runs counter to what she's saying. It's like McDonald's putting salads on their menu.
>>1935407Why did you do that anon? Just move your mouse
>>1935456She turned her teenage audience into young pedophiles? Based.
>>1935400This is why you should do your reps.
>>1935271>Idealistic, naive girl who's willing to tell sweet white lies because she believes it'll help people.vs>>1935238>Wisened, pragmatic woman who knows what we have to hear and doesn't want to talk down to her audience.
>>1934786She also mentioned something sticky. Probably her fingers.
>>1935422Anon, where do think you are? These literal virgins would fuck anything that let them.
>>1935238
>>1935282Never mind, cranked my Stinger II to max volume, its audible. But also so fast it almost blends into the background.
>>1935467Nothing on the schedule, and she usually tries to weasel out of streaming Sat-Mon unless if/when she delays/cancels a stream and has to make it up.
>>1935401The old times...
>>1935473Just say it gave you spine tingles. Problem solved.
>>1935407How's the memory usage?
>>1935457yes, i'm in the middle of it but i've only gotten to two of the artifacts so far. it's not a fixed offset. one channel will suddenly accumulate a 70 ms delay, and something is linearly interpolating from the last sample before the defect each time. i don't know yet whether it's on a consistent cycle, but it's the same number of samples each time it happens, and it has affected both channels, not just one.
>bubba was the asmr mic all alonghow does this dog keep winning?
>>1935479Nobody wants to hear "what you need to hear." Go to your actual therapist if you need someone to tell you the stone-cold facts of life.
>>1935473keep your horniness confined to here you animal
>>1935422i mean if i could just wear a blindfold yea probably
>>1935122what the fuck
>>1935252>>1934999>>1934744Her heartbeat's easier to hear with the bass raised, here's a shitty attempt, listen in the right earhttps://files.catbox.moe/0aay9i.ogg
Botan in FNF mod nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAodK-l9A8U
>>1935203Card Herehttps://mega.nz/folder/X1skmJZS#dYte2kg-SD7uh6CkflybKA
>>1935264I hope she does something similar to Okayu's soft singing, and a stream entirely for heartbeat. Okayu's heartbeat ASMR gives me such a good feeling.
>>1935477I am caught up on literally every EN girl's archive. I do nothing but watching EN and post here. I have nothing.
>>1935407based
>>1935479I'd rather live a lie than live in pain
>>1935456zoomers don't care about asmr, she definitely made all the oji-sans chum though.
>>1935407You just could bookmark them instead. Close your tabs
The more you fall in love, the more it will hurt when that day comes.
>>1935449I'm sorry anon, I can't. Gura is too close to my ideal woman to ever fall for someone else.
>>1935416Gura is a zoomer with an old soul. She likes a lot of meme shit but plenty times when she actually speaks she sounds like a old woman to me.
>>1935500
>>1935378Watame keeps her idol distance. She wear her heart on her sleeve, but she doesn't do ASMR or anything particularly GFE.
>>1935449That's still entrusting your happiness to someone else, anon. Just someone you happened to meet in person. The key is to find your own happiness within yourself, and then anything outside of that is just a bonus.
>>1935260So the Deadbeat floor is basically Valhalla?
>>1935500now I hear it, wow it was beating pretty fast
>Chumbuds shitting on Marine based on literal clip screenshotsNo wonder the Dogfuckers hate you all.
>>1935486Well hang in there,
https://files.catbox.moe/sg7y8k.webmHow did she get away with it?
>>1935492i downloaded the stream but haven't opened it and extracted the audio track in logic yet, are you gonna upload it somewhere? just curiousit's weird though, literally the first time i've heard about one of those head mics desyncingi presume it outputs to two xlr? maybe it's a problem with her interface or streamdeck
>>1935500She was really excited, huh
>>1935514>The more you live, the more it hurts when you die.I am very intelligent btw
>>1935407why would you even bother reading every single thread? 90% of all threads arent worth reading
>>1935524>>Chumbuds shitting on Marine?????????????? Where?
>5ch is downIS SHE THAT POWERFUL?
>>1935500Jesus that's fast
>>1935503You have my thanks
>>1935524Who are you quoting?
>>1934695Based mom
>>1935456>>1935476Gura's a groomer now?
>>1935524Nobody's shitting on Marine. Take your meds.
I know it was uoooh central but anyone else feel really relaxed afterwards? Even through the scuff I’ve come out the other end with heavy eyelids.
>>1935529yeah. let's be clear: it cannot be the mic. the mic is an analog device. this is something that it happening after digitization, either a failure of the 2i2 or a failure in software.
>>1935500Damn, that's fast
>>1935355What exactly is this?
>>1935522Sounds like heaven to me, except we'd have a bunch of indies on stage and red wine instead of beer.
>>1935407nigger what the fuck
>>1935503Based
>>1935479Even though Marine's speaking the truthWhat's wrong with a little escape? Maybe it's naive, maybe it's all a lie, maybe we just need something to hold ontoAs long as we don't let it ruin ourselves
>We could've gotten cool Ina Monster Hunter fanart >She decided she didn't want that and instead we get thisI hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
I feel drained after this, I was suppose to pull an all nighter to finish work....but Gura was worth it! right?
>>1935527Ame...
Is Anya still the only JP Gura has collabbed solo with
>>1935479Its me once again reminding you faggots that people need both real talk and reassurance for healthy existence
>>1935517if she's truly a shut-in dork then most of her socialization probably comes from her parents who are themselves either literal boomers or gen xers
>>1935500Wow that was fast
>>1935416I didn't fell any GFE from Gura too.I just want to fuck her
>>1935514Fuck you
>>1935527>not the soundpost
>>1934716i'm already shark side
Reminder to thank Mori for giving you those ero asmr parts from Gura, she probably checked out Noel's roomate after Mori told her about "lewd asmr"
>>1935500Like a Baby heartbeat
>>1935389She talked about that in detail in her... latest? stream. Along with saying she would not be doing 1 on 1 collabs or anything of the sort, and explaining her reasoning.Yes, I know that you're just a shitposting nigger.
>>1935473Just say "fun". people will understand.>>1935500damn and thats without exercise...she was really excited or nervous.
>>1935500Was it really going that fast?
>>1935524Anon I posted 1 thing that showed their different takes on similar subjects, relax.
>>1935313get out of here Venti, you're not getting twitter back
>>1935456>Gura grooming her audience of impressionable teens/kids into being loliconsBased
>>1935524>pedophiles hate mature womenwhat a shocker
>>1935494Wait that's Nacho's artTHEY ARE
>>1935527Your soundposting reps.I forgive you though. I'll probably try to fall asleep to her hotel ASMR again tonight.
>>1935557Of course it was.
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=2746>That breathless sighGura was...?
>>1935524Huh? if you want some (You)s just ask. Here (You)s
>>1935514It's simple. I'll die before then.
>>1935566You want teamates to suffer even more?
>>1935500H...Hayai
>>1935555Because she doesn't want to be responsible for your happiness, or you end up with legion full of goslings who're going to go crazy over the next 72 hours.
>>1935556I hated it too.
>>1935500Jesas, hearing her heartbeat makes my heart beating fast too
>>1935547yeah after that horny parts I don't know the humming to the "you are loved" speech then finally to the heartbeat was truly the most powerful moments that just made me sit there in silence and peace
>>1935547That's just post-cum exhaustion. Happens all the time when you wack off before sleeping an just pass out with the phone in your face
>>1935570That wasn't really all that lewd though, not even by Youtube standards.
>>1935574nigga you just listened to it
>>1935500gura...
Reminder that Ina could be having Discord talk with Ame right now so they can both relax after a long busy day
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=3480LISTEN TO THAT SHAKY VOICE!
>>1935500Damn she must’ve been pretty nervous/excited
>>1935584chumming
>>1935556This was quite literally the best outcome and I'm glad she did it. She was giggling for literally six hours straight over her character too which made it better.
yup I only lasted halfway through the vodI didn't expect ear licking what the fuckI'm beginning to think this little shark knows what she's doing
>>1935527Do we truly deserve love, teamates?
https://files.catbox.moe/vwtm0h.webm
Do you think Gura has ever masturbated before in her entire life
>>1935548probably her interface then, didn't know she had a 2i2, i have an 18i8 and that has literally never happened to me while recording more than two tracks at once so maybe it's a problem between the interface and OBS
>>1935587>You want teamates to suffer even more?
>>1935557Nene kill or?
>>1935555In all reality? Nothing, nothing at all. In fact I really like ASMR.Just be careful.
>>1935375Her sex appeal is off-model fanart?
>>1935556>Sorry my real character is only for my priestess friends.
>>1935544Gura makes people crush on her without trying, she can't help it.
>thank u for coming to my first asmrI sure did, Gura.
>>1934700buh-buh-based????
>>1935474McDonald's has some pretty good salads
Gura just got done providing sexual satisfaction for over 7000 men, how do you imagine she feels now that the stream is over?
>>1935495most therapists won't even give you that though.I dunno maybe I'm actually the magical person every therapist says I am but I think most therapists I've talked to have lied to me in a similar fashion.
>>1935604I want to be Ina...
Got back from works. There are 6 hours of Ina and Gura's ASMR, hopefully will be a great weekend.Did Ina ever change her weapon? IG kind of painful to watch.
I want to draw lewd Mori but
>Now that I know how good sex feels, I can't wait to do it again!-Tokino Sora
>>1935616
....Did anyone taste their cum?
>>1935611Of course!Maybe while Ame is gone you can love each other in my place
Your numbers.
>>1935514Falling and not falling both inevitably lead down the same road: inevitable death. Why not enjoy your time however the hell you want? Something else is always gonna be there to make you suffer regardless of your choices.
>>1935643anon ONEGAI
>>1935556Takos will bitch about anything huh
>>1935544>nowRemember the footfags
>>1935637She used a Hunting Horn for the latter part of the stream.
>>1935615Anon all the girls did one in their life
>>1935619i have one but i've never plugged it into windows, only linux, so while i'm familiar with the behavior of the hardware i've got very little idea what is going on downstream of it in her setup. i've never experienced any failure like this with any interface ever and it's the weirdest thing i've seen in a long time.
>>1935634Empowered, wanted, attractive and satisfied.
>>1935556Ina is a silly dorky girl Anon. She really enjoys these lame things instead of looking cool.Didn't you enjoy how she was still giggling at her stupid character 6 hours into the game? That's better than cool looking fanart.
>>1935559>JPBut yes and that was only because Gura asked.
>>1935634probably masturbating to the thought right now, she's definitely wet after that
do you think J*y is in suicide watch right now?
>>1935547Legit, I was shitposting UOOOHHH as usual, but in reality it was the most relaxing time I've had in weeks.
>>1935589Nobody WANTS to be responsible for someone else's happiness. Most of them don't get a job that's half interacting with tens of thousands of people who are jaded and lonely and providing some measure of happiness in their otherwise bland lives.
>>1935643Again I don't recommend itt. Battery acid anon
>>1935527I miss her already...
>>1935656Even Haachama???
>>1935615There's probably very few girls that *haven't* tried masturbating by their mid-twenties, unless there's been something seriously wrong and puritan with their upbringing.
>>1935643it always tastes like dirty socks to me, not a fan.
>>1935556Get used to it. Outside of random fortune cookie wisdom that she thinks is super deep or meaningful, Ina seems to avoid taking herself seriously or getting emotionally invested in what she's doing on stream. She's content like this.She's a huge dork and I love her for it.
>>1935648GO TEMMA GO
>>1935615Girls masturbate, anon.
>>1935584Sounds like she's trying to hold in a laugh
>>1935643There's a fine line anon, never cross it or if you did, dont attempt to cross it again.
>>1935501I want to commend the autist doing this by ensuring no holo plays his mod by continuing to include and make Aloe the central focus of it.Based!
>>1935643yeah, and i still really need to lay off the sodas.seriously, it's been 20 minutes and i can still feel that weird pseudo-minty feeling in my mouth, i regret everything.
>>1935661He'll always have the pleasure of knowing he took her virginity, don't worry.
>>1935615Really nigga?
>>1935648GO AME GO
>>1935587I do.t.eamate
>>1935668Didn't she get suspended for getting caught doing it on stream before
>>1935668Especially Haachama
>>1935648anon... what year is it?
>"AME SPIT ON ME">During Ame's first serious ASMR stream
>>1935615I'd bet anything she's masturbating right now
>>1935416Your grandmother is my girlfriend, anon.
>>1935686Damascus why are you like this
>>1935649
>>1935668Absolutely
>>1935643Today's was extra thick.
>>1935661Who would win in a fight, J*y or Klaius?
>>1935661He's with brothers now
>>1935587Yes
>>1935473This part "was great".
>>1935661After being targeted and deleting his socials because of it, I dunno
>>1935615You're cute, anon.
>>1935661He was suicidal since they broke up
>>1935696
>>1935661don't worry, he's heard way more than us and is probably laughing knowing that he got way more
>>1935661>gura actually meant she was the whoreIts all so tiresome...
>>1935648Temma... you can do it...
>>1935643You guys are such fucking faggots.
>>1935657should work just fine in windows, no reason for it not toeither her interface's clock is fucked or something or it's OBS but yeah i've also never encountered something like that even with cheapass interfacesgood luck fixing it anyway. maybe i'll try myself if it's too distracting when i hear it later
>>1935699not everyone who posts weird shit with anya images is damascus, i'm certainly not the guy.
>>1935648no, don't show me the future numbers anon, please...
>>1935605>58:27SHE WAS
>>1935687j*y please, you're not fooling anyone
>>1935524No one is shitting on Marine. Are we even reading the same thing? In fact, they are all admitting to their mistakes, they know Marine is right but they depend on their oshi anyway. Like smokers and their nicotine.
>>1935725t. Damascus
>>1935661Fuck off already
Honestly, why is Gura so cute and funny? She looks like she's like, 10 years old. She doesn't have any tits or ass either.
>>1935707Don't you even try it
>>1935643yes and it tastes okay because I have a good diet and pineapple is my favorite fruit :)
>>1935514And the happier you get the shittier the bad days will hit you, so let's never be happyI have people like that in my life who seem to be live by that philosophy and go about in a grey fog of pessimism and cynicism, and the happiest they get is when basking in schadenfreude and talking about how if it was them they would have handled x situation better
>>1935504Which one is her heartbeat one? Is it behind a membership or anything?
>>1935615I dont know, you tell mehttps://files.catbox.moe/3pfii2.mp4
>>1935643Based, can't let protein go to waste
>>1935653Anybody bitching about it is a filthy ika since cheap fanart could never replace the happiness such a character could produce for Ina.
>>1935707Both of them get their shit kicked in by DuduL, who, in turn, gets blown away by Vyolfers.>>1935725Only he keeps his filenames distinct, you absolutely are.
>>1935721This actually really scares me. I remember when Aloe graduated they took down all her vids too, maybe they're doing the same thing here but gradually so they don't get noticed
>>1935721this is gore......
The Ichimuttsu-sans are back...
>>1935709Not a lot of Ame posting gets me, but this one, this one always find a way to hit me in the heart.
>>1935713Teamates, defend yourselves...
>>1935735based CHADul
>>1935725Do people in this thread know plebbit stole Damascus' gimmick and have been "anyafying" holos for weeks now?I think it even showed up in a meme review
>>1935661Who keeps feeding this shitty rrat
>>1935727
>>1935692>>1935709Ame...
Sex with Kanatan
How do I cope with not being able to have a Gura gf?
>>1935722i mean, it's supported on windows but that's also the only platform where you have to install drivers for normal class-compliant USB audio devices. but what kind of clock failure randomly stops one channel for 70 ms? i think this is software. i think it's going to go away on its own when she changes PCs and we'll never know what caused it.
>>1935514
bros we just gotta keep pushing Ame to be lewd, we'll get the same stuff I NEED THAT WITH HER VOICE
>>1935643I tried it once out of curiosity, tasted bitter. I stopped wondering what cum tasted like afterwards.
>>1935735FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>1935767Who says you can't? Just go to your nearest elementary school.
>>1935709goslings, I'm not fucking strong enough...I miss her so much...
>>1935605So cute...
>>1935663And most of the ones who do are sociapaths who'll bleed you dry and not think twice about it, meanwhile Marine knows that it's not actually helpful and warns you against it because she's been there and doesn't want her fans to suffer like she did.
>>1935643Was this what Gura planned when she said she was calculating trajectory?
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1375655657018253312
She was reading the thread in the gap between the stream ending and the member post, wasn't she.
>>1935751>>1935721I took a break from hololive for a couple of months. Came back for the Gura ASMR.What's up with Haachama?
????
>>1935781elementary kids don't act like horny brats
What's your favorite moment of the stream? For me it's 25:56
Just watching the vodMan, what an experience
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=3233I LOWERED THE HIGHS/MIDS, BOOSTED THE LOWS AND COUNTED GURA'S HEART RATE146 BPMGURA WAS NERVOUS AF
>>1935794I did.
>>1935743This was motion sickness not horniness.Portal 2 never did that to me but I remember when I was playing Talos Principle the nausea gradually crept up on me, and I just ignored it for a while thinking it wasn't so bad, but then before I knew it I was in my bed with the roof spinning over me like I'd been binge drinking all night, never seen a game like it. Took hours to subside too. Not sure how that game managed to fuck with me so much, even VR stuff usually I'm fine with...
>>1935771Feet are gross
>>1935773I know she needs to take time off to move... but know that still doesn't make it hurt any less...
>>1935556You're free to go back.
>>1935795The smooches at the end.
>>1935661If getting harassed by chumbuds for months didn't do it this won't.
>>1935740It's behind her membership yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q9kg7y5_Iw
>>1935643Mine still taste bitter and a bit saltyIt smells like moldy bread tho
>>1934716honestly, no. while i can afford it, i have certain stuff that i should be saving money for.
>there are holos RIGHT NOW playing monster hunter>Monhun arc will NEVER end
so we can basically make blowjob ASMR Gura edits from this right? Get to it cumbuds
Did anyone notice her saying 'Im in control' just a minute or so afrer an anon here posted a picture with the 'gooruh is in control' text?
>>1935792She had a whole schizo arc between Haato, Haachama, and a few other personalities that was cancelled right before the conclusion because Youtube decided on stricter guidelines and Cover wanted to play it safe.
>>1935794you'd be surprised anon you'd be surprised
>>1935794you're not a spic, right?
>>1935500If i'm hearing that right her heart was beating at about 120-140 beats per minute. Her heart was POUNDING.P O U N D I N G
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=2422YABAI GURA
Come on Ina, you know you want to guerilla Monhun to keep playing.
>>1935793
Just got MHR, gyro camera is so fucking good
>>1935824Got a timestamp for that part?
>>1935795wellerman. i have never felt anything quite like that in my life.
>>1935776Anonchama, don't weird her out. Remember her very first ASMR? She almost didn't want to leave it up, if I recall. Let her figure it out.
>>1935772Honestly, if she asked me to it would be hard to say no, if only because she'd be directly asking me to do something and I wouldn't want to be awkward
>>193579528:00 onwards until the end of the song
>>1935709Fuck youI miss her...
>>1935643>be super horny>"hell yeah I'm gonna eat my cum after this!">cum>look at cum>feel disgusted>clean up and don't eat the cumit's like this with me once in awhile
>>1935776Hell no, don't bother Ame into doing shit she isn't interested in just so you can wank it. Plenty of porn out there for you already.
>>1935500Does anyone have the two previous Gura heartbeat catboxes from the last stream?
>>1935687>>1935716trans-atlantic cock
>>1935792Basically management kept shooting down her plans, first she bought a bunch of shit for an electro-shock Ring Fit stream but management told her at the very last second she had to cancel it, then she did some Haachama schizo arc that lasted a couple weeks and was actually pretty popular and led to her inclining like crazy but then Cover instituted a "no dark content" rule and forced her to private everything which pushed her over the edge and she just kind of went dark right after, hasn't said a peep (besides one shill tweet that might have been pre-scheduled and almost certainly management reminded/forced her to do) in like 3 weeks or so since. Might have been some shit before that too but a lot of it's hard to tell what's rrats and what's real, like the EN minecraft thing for example. She also had some issues with her family at one point that might have entered into it, with her parents being very upset when she told them she didn't want to go to college and wanted to be a full time vtuber and they pushed back hard on that.
>>1935500I bet she had the bass roll-off switch turned on and that's why it was so hard to hear.
>>1935313cute and funny shark anon
[Friend News] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF3mAVPa4PQ
>>1935824SHE'S- never mind, I know she always dropped by every day
>>1935845Why the fuck do you get excited at the thought of eating your own cum?What's arousing about cum?
>>1935648The final yab....
>>1935845This is how the brain tricks you into doing nasty shit during sex then going LOL PRANKD U the millisecond you actually cum.
>>1935845>once in a while
>>1935795The fucking humming.
>>1935784Nothing is helpful. Your life won't change just because you get off your ass and did your reps for once. What will happen is that you'll wind up like all those retards on /fit/ who thought lifting weights would cure their depression and get them a girlfriend and find them a nice job with a huge salary and take back all the years they spent wasting away. Self-improvement is a lie. Be happy today however you can and leave tomorrow's problems for tomorrow.
>>1935821Demolition D, you are one handsome son of a bitch.
Rare footage of chumbud devouring a Gura anti
Been gone all day doing real life reps while Ame's gone.Did I miss any good highlights today?
>>1935849black trans-atlantic cock
>>1935842That's a pretty hilarious reason to kill yourself desu, not wanting to come off as awkward.
>>1935792Just so you know, this guy >>1935853 is literally making shit up for most of his post because some people get hard off of making haatons sad
>>1935355>Nico nico dogshitNo
>>1935874also tranny
>>1935800ENDURANCE EXERCISE LEVEL
I honestly feel like I have ascended
>>1935845yep, every timeI can only eat cum if it's other people's cumone day i'll eat my own cum...one day
>>1935873Ina played Monster Hunter for six hours and literally could not stop laughing.Gura killed a few people.
>>1935776Ame weirdly enough, of all the girls, is transitioning to the sweet type of GFE.Don't expect her to be super lewd. Not even Coco is actually that lewd in her GFE stuff, instead she's a very relatable, sweet girl who loves talking to her members in those.Much like Ame actually.
>>1935853>>1935792Oh yeah, there was also a somewhat unexplained long absence but theorized by many to be a suspension right after the electroshock cancellation incident where she was absent for a couple weeks too.She also did a "lotion ASMR" stream to cover for the cancelled one that she ended abruptly after 20 mins or so simply saying "I'm satisfied"
Surprised I didn't see any Gura cum tributes during or after the ASMR
>>1935661She was his prostitute
>>1935767Buy a hooker
>>1935873We're eating cumAgain
>>1935858Oh, they're re-running the collab?
>>1935870Why does he make hololive shitposts now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpaM4xJVD8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49KMMdKhL-A
>>1935893trans atantic cock
>>1935866Might as well just kill yourself now then, retard.
Lets draw somethinghttps://aggie.io/nixcz5n1dlhttps://aggie.io/nixcz5n1dlhttps://aggie.io/nixcz5n1dl
>>1935884>I can only eat cum if it's other people's cum????????????
>>1935816Oh thanks.That's very tempting.
>>1935884uh.........london?
>>1935833God this part was amazing
>>1935893and now she is OUR prostitute
>>1935873You missed an entire thread of chumbuds "OUH" and "CHUMMING" all over the place. There was a huge clean up process.
>>1935878What was made up? Almost all that shit was reported directly on her twitter. The ban on dark content was mentioned by Coco on stream though Haachama just said "new policies" led to her needing to remove her videos and cancel the ending of the arc.
>>1935824I am a firm believer Gura is the only one that lurks here every now and then and is actively hostile for the sake of venting and unwinding. She may have called you a faggot at some point over nothing.
>>1935776She shouldn't do things like this just because she feels obliged to, especially not if it's supposed to be emotionally engaging. It'll affect her relationship with her audience, and not for the better.
>>1935873Gura killed me
I hope AZKi pees during her stream
>>1935809This is like a katawa shoujo video, I like it
>>1935922What's so sexy about pee
Well time to listen to this asmr on repeat for the next 3 days
>>1935884based chumfag
>>1935892They're afraid of the cum tribute collector anon
>>1935355Is Ami Koshimizu really this desperate for money? Like what the fuck? Kaori Fukuhara I get, she's practically irrelevant.
>>1935916This except I'm certain everyone is here. Anybody who believes otherwise is retarded, as if they don't even know how the girls are despite all their very specific, outdated meme humor.
>>1935895>every time Ame doesn't stream for a while the thread turns gay.>unless gura is actively streamingReally makes me think
>>1935824Anon, did you miss her casually mentioning dinosaurs and scat the day after THAT thread?
>>1935884What the fuck did you just post with that earnest tone and image kek
>>1935423Holostars have really high-quality production for some reason. Aruran has some really well put together stuff. Ignore Roberu's 3D
>>1935848https://files.catbox.moe/rhvrz0.ogg
>>1935899Why would I do that? I'm happy specifically because I take happiness where I can get it instead of agonizing over whether or not it's "healthy" to be happy one way instead of another.
>>1935893desu after that not surprised she actually ended up being the most whorish out of the EN girls, I don't mind it can't have Kiara being the only horny one
New BGM for AZKi's stream, I think?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOWQL831J1I
Made this as a reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6XglKC9SOwUNO
>>1935845This used to be me when I first hit puberty kek
I need to watch something completely void of sex appeal, I'm so glad Pekora is starting
>>1935889>gura ends up being one of the biggest whores in hololiveFuck me... did not expect this.
>>1935916Everyone is here
Do holo's really?
>>1935648Reine was never the same after she ate her own weight in ice cream...
>>1935913>ascribing intent to Chammer's actions when you don't have a single fact to back it up>saying things like "almost certainly" when again, literally not a single fact to back it up>buying the family college rrat when that was literally just someone guessing, people taking it as a fact, then guessing based off of the original guess, with not a single piece of evidence about college or anythingAscribing intent without knowing intent is nigh-worthless.
>>1935884Why are chumbuds like this
>>1935930It comes from her PEEnis
>>1935894I want intimacy. I've coomed 3-5 times a day for fucking god knows how long, and you're telling me to spend $200+ to coom again, you motherfucker?
>>1935942I didnt happen to catch that thread so no
>>1935930It's not the pee itself, but the act of peeing
>>1935500Holy shit that's quick
>>1935916Gura is that one Gura anti that keeps getting BTFO by Gura within the next few streams.
>>1935946wait when the hell was this?
>>1935949I wonder if she has fixed her setup, last time was a slideshow.
>>1935898I am so starved for content I will enjoy literally anything he posts. Also he's obviously a fan of the holos at least a little bit.
>>1935946Thank youThere was a second one from that stream if I recall correctly?
>>1935959DID YOU REALLY? HER covers were enough to give you a hint anon, all Ame did was make dirty jokes back then
>>1935651>bhc
>>1935894That's not the same as love
>>1935889I mean Ame kind of sounds like Choco when she speaks japanese.
>>1935945i will never forgive what they did with Son 3D debut...
>>1935967I mentioned that the family college thing was just a theory and not a fact... Most of the rest of it was pretty well documented though. And I mean yeah Haachama didn't come on and say "Fuck Cover, I'm out" but based on the timing it's pretty obvious that her absence is directly connected to her project getting shitcanned.
>>1935942>>1935972I mean yes, I did miss it
I hope Ame had a good day.
>>1935407Based, I'll get there some day.
>>1935939Ina is the one who keeps making those fucking Mozart puns, I've seen one every day for the past week.
>>1935978Monday member's chat stream
>>1935792She was asassinated By Cover, They privating and deleting every content (Schizo arc, minecraft, karaoke) except the lewd ASMR and Cooking videos)https://playboard.co/en/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/videoshttps://playboard.co/en/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/videosHaachama got a "Shadow-Graduate"
>https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1375657492642889729?s=20Nacho JWU, she will proceed to watch her daughter's member stream
>>1935973What's so sexy about the act of peeing
>>1935948Gura is definitely moving to be the whore vtuber of the EN group. Not even Kiara is this willing to be openly sexual.
>>1935983This was the better one where she took off her sweater and shoved the microphone against her bare chest.
>>1935958OH GOD HER VOICE IS FUCKED TOO IT'S PERFECT. MY DICK IS ALL LIMP
Has anyone noticed the cumposting only ever happens when burger and SEA hours intersect
>>1935884You're doing in wrong. You've got to rub that cum on a printed Gura image and eat it so you have an indirect cum kiss.
>>1935959>did not expect this.really?...
>>1935977I love this image so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjRAUYLfAh8ATTENTION PLEASE, PUT YOUR DICK AWAY IT'S REINE TIME
>Reine JWU>Already eating icecream
>Anons are talking about eating cum again
>>1935981We're about to find out, though that might have been since she was rendering RBC as well and I don't think she has a good PC since she normally just streams singing before this.
>>1935905I don't know much about ASMR besides Okayu's so i don't know how good it is objectively. But since she is my oshi, it really gets to me. It makes you feel closer to them.
>>1935971How pathetic would it be and just pay her to cuddle until you fell asleep
>>1934816Based.
>>1936008Jesas. A reminder to archive everything.
>>1935991Coco.Not choco lol.
>>1936008Her MINECRAFT videos were deleted?What the fuck?
Just got done with my IRL reps for the day. I don't think I'll watch the Gura ASMR since I'm not really into ASMR unless it's Ame, but how was the Ina stream? Worth watching?
Gura didn't mention toes or feet once.
BELIEVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOWQL831J1ILOOK AT THIS INDIE RARE MINECRAFT GAMEPLAY
>Cheese Tea flavored ice cream??????????????????
>>1935972>>1935995Well you missed out on one hell of a hour, that's for sure. Anon had possibly the single most specific fetish known to man >>1681933
>>1935802WEED
>>1936034Woah, I didn't even notice
>>1935959>gura ends up being one of the biggest whores in hololiveWhere are we getting this from now? The existence of the ASMR stream?
>>1936034Hold on a second there... you're right. We got scammed!
>>1936028>chumbuds are literally turning into Holden Caufield right in front of my fucking eyes
>>1935959>did not expect this.what
>>1935996She's been having issues with, uh, transportation, but hopefully she'll iron it out.
>>1936038cheese ice cream is pretty tasty, never tried cheese tea though
>>1936022what's with the fucking attitude, cumlet? can't stew in your own goo? can't chew on your own cumulon? refuse to get lost in your own tartar sauce?get with the program, home-slice.
>>1935936Surprised he never posted his collection
Sakuracon ikimaaaaaasu!
>>1936011the pee
>Cheese Tea Ice Cream>Fried Instant Noodle Ice Cream>Curry Noodle Ice Cream>For breakfast
>>1935800>be Gura>spend 3 hours trying to get 3dio to work between episodes of crying in frustration>start stream 4 hours later than you wanted after you already delayed it a day>audio is still a little scuffed and you know it>try your hardest anyways>chat keeps spamming that dumb face, your dumb face>people really liked the heartbeat last time, lets try it again>so nervous it's almost 150 bpm>end stream and probably have a small panic attack wondering if your members liked the streamI want to hug Gura and tell her how much all of us love her.
>>1936038Yeah it's the new hotness. It's more like a creamy foam.
>It's another reine's eating stream>It's her morning sex voiceNice
>>1935983Here, I think https://files.catbox.moe/au9so7.m4a
>>1935983>>1935848https://files.catbox.moe/au9so7.m4ahere's the other one anyways (personally I think it sounds better)
>>1935959is not whorish if the stream isn't public
>>1935906I would suck off every chumbud ITT if I couldI love you guys
>>1935959>the girl who was friends with Belle Delphine isn't your uwu qt purity waifuREALLY!?
Reine JWU and is eating weird ice cream
>>1935893>hey watch your mouthhttps://youtu.be/Vm_WWedUzio?t=2818
>>1935961Like Kiara said, you post a plate of spaghetti on twitter and get a thousand times more likes than the artist who did a great fanart of you. If you come here and post something you get 'honest' responses instead of people sucking your dick because your account ends with holoEN.
>>1936011I don't have a fetish for it but I always loved slapping someone there whenever they were in the middle of it.
>>1935959>>1935985>>1936017>1 minute
Will my oshi love me if I get really good at Apex?
>>1936033Ina's stream was pretty good it was cute to see her MonHun autism activate
>>1936054Wait, is this a meme or something that actually happened?
>>1935656>>1935670My college girlfriend from years ago was 20 when I was dating her and she was still a virgin, had never masturbated before, seen porn, knew what to do during sex (didn't even know how to give me a handjob) etc. She was a chubby Asian with a cute face.I think its more common than you think, Gura could be a virgin who has never masturbated.
AZKi wtf
>>1936054God damn it Ame not again!
>>1935116Cute!!!
>>1936032They were vids where she played into the whole second personality thing. I remember in one of the vids following her using... Haato's head on Chaama's body (?) She hid the sew line with a choker.
>>1936045It's one very obsessed retard who keeps posting about it. Just ignore him.
>>1936086I implore you to watch her LA Noire series whenever you've got the time, it's fantastic.
>>1936075No way fag
>>1936008>Haachama got a "Shadow-Graduate"ESLchama, why are you running amok?
>>1936077>hired to sing her shitty song>friend
>>1936073>Make people pay and then enable SC which her paypiggies will give out in droves for coomer content.You... sure?
>>1936022http://poal.me/cumrql
>>1936088You don't like zebra finches, anon?
>>1935197Yup, she isn’t at all. I’m glad we agree that that was a bullshit rrat!
>>1935913the ban on dark content and haachama's arc being deleted was because of youtube, not cover. cover later just went along with it, it was a similar situation to the banning of swimsuit shit
>>1935776Anon, I can find better porn elsewhere, but her autism, bants & singing gives you GFE you can't find anywhere else.Remember when people said Ame is the least unique girl?
>>1936083???
Do you think any of the ID's will run amok?
>Already saw Ina's stream>Torrent for Gura's ASMR won't be up until tomorrow>No one streaming my EoP ass can enjoyWithout Ame around HoloEN feels like permanent dead hours
when did all these fucking doxxbuds show up?
>>1936086You haven't seen Ame's LA Noire streams? Get on that shit, easily some of her best
>>1936041Fucking kek, thanks for the heads up. Ill give that thread a more thorough reading in the morning.
>>1936084I only got pussy when I got to diamond 1, don't expect them to put out until at least diamond 2.
>>1935971>>1935988You'd get the same affection from a gura gf
>>1936102yes
>>1936086https://youtu.be/v47u_36Nbxs?t=1477here's your spoonfeeding newfreind
>>1935870
>>1936089Girls do exist like this, however gura is not one
>>1936090AME NOOOOOO! SHE'S CRASHING THE GLOBAL ECONOMY
>This moaning and slurping and suckingPerfect..
>your oshi>how many inches or cm is reine's waist
>>1936024Okayu's ASMR is actually what got me interested in Hololive to begin with.I watched 1(one) Korone Doom highlight vid, then somehow got an Okayu ASMR in my recommended. I didn't even know she was a Holo or Vtuber for a while.I listened to the same 2 or 3 ASMR vids every night for a month or so then somehow forgot about it after EN debuted.
>stream was pretty standard Hololive ASMR>nothing really lewd, just your regular lotion, whispering, plastic crinkling, a bit of hertbeat and humming>already rampant shitposting calling Gura a whore, prostitute, slut and other shitSo this is the new anti posting meta for the observable future, huh?
>>1936106My understanding is that Youtube implemented stricter guidelines but Cover were the ones who specifically decided to take the initiative to take all that shit down, rather than Youtube targeting the videos and Cover reacting afterward or something.Honestly I'm not really sure what Youtube's specific new guidelines were though. I'm fairly sure it's not something as broad as "no dark content" since that would be kind of retarded.
>>1936112>tried to defend himselfthanks for the confirmation samefag
>>1936090>This big bitch is gonna cause price increases all over the worldFucking hell. I wonder if they'll even getting unstuck.
>>1935776Ame enjoys being a sweet girl more than a lewd one.>DYRBIYes, watch her first ASMR.
cheese tea does sound weird, sorry reine.
>>1935529get this: the gaps come in pairs, about (but not exactly) 44 seconds apart. first the right channel, then the left.
>>1936090She should not have followed Gura.
>>1936113>[EN]AZKi:I'm a newbie to minecraft, so if there is a way to gather materials efficiently, please let me know.AZKi, you don't know what kind of curse you're bringing upon yourself.
>>1936096No, I know where it's from, I just seriously thought you meant she actually ran into trouble while transporting her stuff.
>>1936114Reine is on
>>1936117Yeah, so after that Gura dogwhistles us which I only noticed after the fact because the thread exploded about it.
>>1936089I didn't say it was impossible, just rare. I've dated a couple shy girls (also asians) and though they didn't masturbate a lot, they had pretty normal sex lives, it just isn't something they'd scream out publicly.
>>1936084>>>1936138t.obsessed retard
>Reine upset people found Cheese Tea weird
>>1936045Keep coping pathetic loser
Is Azki lagging for anyone else or is it just me?
>>1936075I'm down, but only if you're cute and you like ojisans.
>>1936136>Implying antis have even watched Hololive and aren't just "Popular thing bad"
Snowbama
>>1936106No it is just cover being ultra paranoid after the Taiwan arc, swimsuits and the schizo stuff is absolutely allowed on youtube, they just don't want to take the risk.
>>1936075love you too anoni wouldn't even mind to go full homo right now
Should I even bother to check the archives for Gura's ASMR? Besides the UOH posting
>>1936075Sure, if you're Gura
>>1935776Nah, I like Ame the way she is now. Go coom to something else
>>1936146Whoops, didn't mean to reply. Mb
>>1936147Ah, sorry to mislead but no, I'm just joking. As far as we know she's safe and I hope it stays that way.
>>1936073After the RFA clip, Gura learned to keep her coomer bait material behind member paywall so clippers don't do their thing to it.
>>1936151>still tried to defend himselfthanks for the confirmation again samefag
I love Gura so god damn much.https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=1485
>>1936162Jesus Christ anon, this was funny when it was once a month, once a fucking thread just makes it a ritual, and no one cares about rituals with no variation
>>1936075Only Gura is allowed to suck me off
>>1936136It's funny how extremely tame HoloEN is for lewdness yet people are somehow shocked at the most simple of ASMRHoloJP is so much more fucking lewd I honestly wish EN would crank it up some
>>1936067>>1936071Thank you
>>1936169Two whole threads were UOOHH posting
>>1936136I'm amused they're resorting to jay as one of the opening salvo, its like they never learned it was a nothingburger.
雨 MENTION
>>1936136Everyone was UUUUUOOOOHHHHHHing last thread. Here we just have like 2 schizos repeating it and they'll forget in a day
>>1936079Wait a minute....https://youtu.be/Vm_WWedUzio?t=47m45s>"Can you please help? Ogey."What did he mean by this? Is this an ogey predating even pekora?
>>1935776I like the sweet Ame we have though. Ame is not for whoring
>>1936090>a thousand ships with hundreds of crewmen each all waiting around with nothing better to do than to watch streamsShe's a genius.
>>1935954Oof, that sucks for all the Homostar hopefuls from here.
>>1936169Don't bother with it. Ina ended right when Gura began and a new thread was made for it at the same time so it's purely UOH posting.
>>1935793Shuba.... the mom kink isn’t just a kink huh
>>1936176>>1936151
>>1936083COPE
Good morning 163s
>>1936158Just you. She's back to 60 FPS in-game as well so it's watchable.
>>1936136Gura said plenty of lewd things. And I'm so fucking sick of the "other holos do it therefore if you don't like this girl you were watching doing it you are a newfag".
>>1936169Imagine 3000 variations on the word "Uooh" and you've basically got the contents of the last two threads
>>1935213might as well before i go awayhttps://files.catbox.moe/8h7ews.png
"anti" really has lost all meaning in this thread
>>1936041i am so glad i asked him what technical scat meant
>>1936136anon she clearly got herself off 15 times during the stream couldn't you tell? Every single thing she did was so lewd and whorish, her image will never recover
>>1936136Normalfags and ironic weebs are scared of ASMR.
Azki's stream has so many english comments?
>>1935503Now it;s only a matter of time before there is Mamaloni Koikatsu lewds
>>1936082I do and I couldn't imagine doing that. It would just make me laugh.>>1936011The release, the private nature of it, the potential urgency of it, the sound it makes, the sound she makes if she was holding for a while.
>>1936094Yeah I figured it was that fag, thanks anon
Why do meidos do jackshit when it comes to roommate posting about Gura but are always on top of it for Deadbeats?
>>1936011It feels good, and piss itself is warm. If you're pissing on someone else it's degrading and if you're pissing yourself it's embarrassing. The stench and taste might do it for some people too.
After googling cheese tea, it actually sounds pretty fucking good.They should change the name because it sounds like a completely different thing.
>>1936206Then fucking leave, newfag
>>1936146I hope someone will be on that can help her if she needs it.
is the ASMR over? is it safe yet?
>>1936136I'm sure just calling it average will cause more butthurt.
>>1936209Aaahhh the no one
>>1936206>Gura said plenty of lewd thingsAnon, none of that stuff was really that lewd.
>>1936215Reminds me Towa's effect.
>>1936063Leave a comment on the vod then, or even the member's post after. I sure she'll read both.
>>1936054>>1936090I tried
>>1936162You are literally raping me with that snowbama rn
>>1936209Baby...
>>1936209THE CARD, HAND IT OVER
>>1936211Were you anticipating a derail like that happening? I swear to god this thread has given me a 6th sense for when shit is about to go down.
>>1936209>>1936216that was quickWell i look forward to more in the future
>>1936228It was done for a little while my dude.
>>1936206Go back fag
>>1936209NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!
>>1936242kek based
>>1936162Who the fuck asked?
>>1936228yea we've got the all clear. Feel free to talk about your oshi or one of the few ongoing streams now.
>>1936227Sora is watching since she just posted in chat, but AZK alreadyi doesn't know how to make a shovel so we're off to an interesting start.
>>1936136only normalfags and newfags
>>1936222Bizarrochama??
>>1936136anon none of the EN girls will fucking lick or bite the ears or actually take off their shirt and be naked just to do hearbeat asmr, she's unironically now the biggest slut of EN. Just exactly what chumbuds wanted from her
Pavolia!Watch her stream and subscribe to her channel
>>1936129SHES NOT A WHORE THOUGH!!!!IT WAS ONLY YOUR EAR NOT YOUR PENIS!!!
So who was the winner? Can you post pics?
ENTERSODAISENPAI
>>1936228KFP jannies still haven't cleaned up the chum, but it is over.
>>1936169Nah, the thread is even struggling to hit the image limit. It is just braindead posting with zero creativity.
>>1936136the fact that they constantlly cuck post tells you everything you need to know
>>1936142>>1935841>>1935889>Grew up in the most absolute white trash poorfag setting imaginable where seeing skanky whores is absurdly common>Absolutely starstruck when she watched holoFESIt honestly makes perfect sense why Ame would go for a more sweet path - the world of idols was pure fantasy to her. Wouldn't anyone want to try to live a fantasy if the opportunity presented itself?
>>1936187I'm very confident the thread would've been OUHing no matter what. Chumbuds were primed to chum, and they would have taken any excuse.
Gotta fucking love SEAniggers being so drowned out by actual stream watchers that they had to wait until after the stream ended and then some to seethe about Gura.
I see thread is still horny.
why does Reine sound kind of nasal today? she alright?
>>1936268I did but I'm not sharing fuck you
>>1936233Anon, your self-doxx reps...
>>1936063same chumbuds
>>1936234It really was. What exactly is "lewd" to you, keeping in mind it has to come from a holo? Did you want her to talk about dicks and cum?
>>1936090I'm a brainlet, how is this even an issue?>two big ships on each side of the channel>hook the starboard stern and port bow>pull>ship unstuckIf it's fucking up the economy so badly then surely this wouldn't be such an unreasonable undertaking, right?
>>1936222Doxxbuds are unironically waiting for HER to return.
>>1936285she jwu
>>1936233kek I wonder if this fembuds schlicked to the stream
>>1936114>Torrent for Gura's ASMR won't be up until tomorrow>HoloEN feels like permanent dead hoursSucks to be you I guess
>>1936272Every fucking time, I swear, Soda is the biggest Pioneer in this thread
Mamaloni just couldn't help herself huh, gave J-chad a tight skirt with a side slit
>>1936215She literally did an EN introduction stream, Azki welcomes EoPs with open arms
>>1936285She legitimately JWU.
>>1936136COPE
>>1936276I don't want her any other way
>>1936136success breeds jealousy.
>>1936282I am both horny and lonely
>>1936261Aye, just saw Sora. I gotta take my meds because I was thinking about sending her instructions how to make a shovel.
So antis attack the most recent EN girl that streamed right? Curious how they choose which "ammunition" to use though, do they actually have a wheel they spin to choose which rrats they are going to use? Would be the only explanation why we are timelooping literally 5 months ago
>>1936280they were definitely mad that their bait posts were drowned out by the UUUUOOOOOOOHHHs coming in at record breaking speeds
>>1936287pic from twitter dummy
>>1936246not at all kek, since he described normal scat as nasty and said he wasnt a diaperfag i was genuinely curious about what he was blowing thousands of dollars on
>>1936293Do you know how fucking much a cargo ship weighs anon
>>1936298anon its already up nyaa
>>1936114>TorrentPoorfags seething kek
>>1936215Did you miss her EN debut? It was cute. You should watch it as she sang SSS in English.
>>1936293It's a really big ship... And I assume it's kinda wedged into the sand on both sides at this point.
SEAmonkeys coming out of the woodwork
>>1936293Because you run the fairly high risk of breaking the spine of the ship or putting a hole in the bottom since ships aren't designed to take torsional force like that and it weighs an ungodly amount.
I love Gura
>>1936319Ah I'm just retarded, I see I see.
>>1935768>>1936144i've been looking at it in logic and aside from figuring out that there's some really weird jitter when it goes out of phase yeah i noticed that it's periodic and not the same channel every timereally fucking weird to be honest, i have no idea what could be causing itare you gonna do all of it?
>>1936318You could see them saying "WAAAAAH WHY ARE THEY RUINING THE THREADS" because their samefagging was drowned out by people watching
>>1936134Her soft singing stuff is so fucking nice. Gura can easily do something just like it when she gets her shit fixed. I'm really looking forward to it.
>>1936293This ship is fucking massive and has run aground. Any ship big enough to pull it out has a decent chance of getting stuck itself or running into the Ever Given
>>1936292What is lewd for you? What exactly was it that she said that was so lewd? Tell me at least one example and explain why it's lewd.
>>1936209AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTAKE YOUR MEDS UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>1936316It runs in SEAniggers blood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_amok
>>1936300I'm surprised she hasn't made any self inserts yet despite already being in contact with Kiara
>>1936271IT'S ON THE FUCKING CEILING BRO. Give me time.
>>1936233Trashris, do your fucking opsec reps. One of these tweets was literally only liked by (you)
>>1936293The bow of the ship is stuck in the sidewall of the canal. It is heavy that they cannot move it off of the ground. They are planning to try refloating it Saturday morning with help from tidal movement.
>>1936324OK I will watch later
>>1936244>ctrl+f>mega
>>1936276Isn't she went to fancy school as a poorfag? That shoe bullying is something I expect from a posh school.
>>1936107>The bottom right oneShe's so precious. I didn't realize what we were in for at the beginning, but she's just..she's really good.
>>1936299>in this threadShe's here?
>>1936350Tick tock jannie, what does Kiara pay you for?
Reine is truly ID ojou.
>>1936336yeah, i am going to finish the whole thing for sure. i'm already more than a quarter of the way through the file and it should take me less than 2x the real run-time of the file. i think she needs to increase a buffer size somewhere, but i'm limited by my lack of specific knowledge of windows sound. i won't know if the whole phenomenon is on a fixed cycle until i find the third one.
What Holo would Gura's ASMR be most comparable to? I feel like in terms of content Mel lines up most closely, but the singing bit felt very Okayu, who has done entire singing ASMR streams.
>>1936020>implying I don't get my dick out specifically for Reine streams
>>1936362She doesn't...
>>1936334Me too! She's so lovely, I want to marry her!
>instant noodle ice creamWhat the fuck?
I watched Reine regularly but this is the first time her slurping and sucking noises are turning me on.
>>1936345>Running amok, sometimes referred to as simply amok or having gone amok,[1] also spelled amuck or amuk, is the act of behaving disruptively or uncontrollably. The word derives from Southeast Asian Austronesian languages (especially Indonesian), traditionally meaning "an episode of sudden mass assault against people or objects usually by a single individual following a period of brooding that has traditionally been regarded as occurring especially in Indonesian culture but is now increasingly viewed as psychopathological behavior"Wait, what the fuck, this is real?
>>1936265>none of the EN girls will fucking lick or bite the ears or actually take off their shirt and be naked just to do hearbeat asmrWhy is any of that lewd? I swear, these threads are full of underage prepubescent little children. I bet you'd cream yourself if a girl ever touched your hand.
>>1936301>>1936324But she rarely streams though. Shion and Ayame rarely streams and they get 10k+ JP viewers because of it
I guess I'm now a Gura memberwhat are her best member only archived streams?
>>1936063>>chat keeps spamming that dumb face, your dumb faceWhy are members so fucking rude?
>>1936098Sorry, I was hurry. I didn’t have time for grammar checking. In any case, the playboard information justifies me. This is not Rat, this is Fact.We can beautify the thing, but the waste of time is all about getting another month of money from the Membership. With 0 Work.
>>1936358She moved around a lot yeah. Literally said that last Thupa Tuesday actually.
>>1936358>shoe bullying is something I expect from a posh school.You must not have not went to a large public school.
>>1936146A bit more until she gets into redstone autism
>>1936314>she's being careful to not hit the snowmen>gets scared when the shovel breaks>apologizes to Sora for murdering one of them when it happensJesus, she is fucking adorable, though I'm not sure what she needs the snow for since she's using white wool or concrete for the build, I assumed.
>>1936374Indogs are born insane
https://files.catbox.moe/p9dl9z.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4ws8n9.pngSuifags not so smug after getting their asses peed in.png
Reine's getting mindfucked by icecream
AZKI sounds way to similar to Noel...
>>1936375You're talking to a shitposter/anti, friend.
I miss Gura
>>1936372She has some fun flavors>Cheese Tea ice cream>Soda ice cream>Fried Ramen ice cream>Curry Noodle ice cream
『Sad News』Azki killed a snowman
>>1928849>gura will stream>phasing artifactsi am sorry for posting a joke prophecy that cursed the ASMR stream
>>1936390Comet...
>>1936377Muse dash
>"Ame's a twitchthot whore">Turns out to be the most sweet of the EN girls>"Gura's the actual twitchthot whore! Just listen to her first real ASMR I swear!"SEAdogs right now
>>1936375>I bet you'd cream yourself if a girl ever touched your hand.I mean....You're not wrong.
>>1936375anon stop taking iSEAnigger baits seriously and just ignore
>>1936374turns out that being a SEAnigger is actually a medical condition
>>1936334Why?
>>1936375Its just a shitter baiting for ((you))s, just leave him be.
>>1936399F
>>1936365i've never seen buffer size fuck with phase like that thoughgodspeed anyway anon
>>1936369Oh is that right? Well you better get back to fucking work then, maybe she'll double your pay next quarter.
Seriously will Gura keep improving and delivering better ASMR content or will she drop it sooner or later?
>>1936385I think she is making snow blocks for her house instead of white wool/concrete. Sora may not have taught her about concrete.
>>1936407Anon he asked for archived. That shit's gone.
>>1936374Jesus, so it was a genetic thing all along...
>>1936390Sauce?
Which VOD should I watch in order or whcih should I just ignore?>Miko Flare Comet GTA Colab>Stardew Valley Collab>Ina Monster Hunter (holy shit its 6 hours)>Noel GTA from another day>Zombie Astel collab
>>1936395>>1936410>>1936414Alright, alright, I got it.
>>1936265>none of the EN girls will fucking lick or bite the earsthis is barely lewd>actually take off their shirt and be naked just to do hearbeat asmrpure speculation, not that it matters that much since she's just sticking an ear shaped microphone to her chest in a room by herself.it's not like she's getting fucked, or pretending to get fucked, on stream like that one vtuber, she's just goofing off.
God I hope Ina whispers dad jokes and puns into our ears on Sunday. Just imagine hearing her binaural stifled giggling.
>>1936408>Just listen to her first real ASMR I swear!"Implying those 3rd Worlders have any money to pay for membership lmao
>>1936136Just because someone says something you personally don't like doesn't make them an anti. You guys seriously need to stop blaming everything on imaginary boogeymen that don't exist.
>>1936433t. 163
>>1936421I think she'll stick with it, she seemed to have had fun, despite all the scuffs and nerves.
>>1936419i mean, i've never seen something like this before either, but something is clearly running out of steam and having to wait 70 ms to catch up and then going back to its business.
>>1936377My personal fav>chat & chill>cursed doodle>borgar asmr>recent asmrIf you're into watch along, make sure check her The thing watchalong. It was great
>went to sleep 2 hours in Ina stream as usual>She streamed for more than 6 hoursI am never catching up this vod...
>>1936408The funniest thing about this is, they are so poor that they haven't even heard her ASMR. Makes me chuckle everytime I think about it
How horny were the chumbuds during Gura's stream?
>>1936433t.SEAmonkey
>>1936421I actually want her to get into Monhun Arc than ASMR.
>>1936422Doesn't snow blocks get destroyed by the rain? I'm not quite up on my MC autism, but I know there's a reason people don't use it despite the fact it doesn't burn.
>>1936322>vtuber torrents on nyaai've literally never even comprehended the possibility of this, wha tthe fuck
>>1936377The watchalongs are all good, I'd recommend The Thing and Ratatouille. Her most recent chatting and drawing streams are nice.
>>1936377I can't think of a single bad gura member stream, the weakest one was probably the thanksgiving one, but everything else is literally top tier.
God I want Reine to slurp on my dick
>>1936349Can only assume she has in that secret Takamori stash we'll never see
>>1936421despite all the shit she went through earlier she seemed to enjoy it and really get into it, that heartbeat rate was super fast so I'm surprised she pushed through
>>1936239I did
>>1936382I did & I use the same pair of shoes for my high school & most of my college years, nobody gives a fuck.
>>1936408They can't. Which is partly why they're seething so hard right now. Imagine being drowned out for entire threads by people enjoying themselves and all you're left with is your schizophrenia.
>>1936447After the Holocaust, people started archiving literally everything.
>>1936423That's the joke
>>1936421Depends I guess. ASMR isn't something you can just do casually if you have no interest in it. Just look at Mori.
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/4nm5c4.webm
>>1936427Ignore the last one.
>>1936421I hope she does another where she focuses on humming and whispering more, rather than just making sounds. Would think she sticks with it for a bit though.
>>1936443As a chumbud, off the charts horniness. Look at this>>1934700
>>1936443Came 2 times in 80 minutes...
>>1935903I'm in low energy to finish that Gura drawing
>>1936453cover it in curry and you might have a chance
>>1936443not many made it...we lost a lot of good chumbuds today ;_;7
>>1936375I know it was a shitposter you responded to but come on, I feel like it's an over-correction to say heartbeat ASMR isn't lewd, it's explicitly simulating chest-to-head contact. I don't think it's extreme or anything, but it's at least GFE levels of "lewd"
>>1936421She enjoyed it so definitely.
>>1936463Why would you play with his heart like that?
Was AZKi always this cute?
>>1935792>Came back for the Gura ASMRGo and stay on break
>>1936468Sex
>>1936468too big
>>1936484Fuck off, I kept my membership with all the ENs and Haachama. I'll do what I want
>>1936427Watch the GTA collab, it's great
>>1936457Depends on the culture really, shoe bullying is definitely a thing in school with a large black population. Sneaker culture is a thing.
>>1936390You retard, this only makes me more smugSuisei is the #1 IN PISSABLE ASSES
>>1936483yes and its a fucking shame that more people dont realise
>>1936483YesENTER DAISENPAI
>>1936459Ah yes, the 6 million views. Away.
>>1936447check /t/ for archives
>>1936427Gta first, then zombie, then monster hunter, then noel if you've still got time. Don't bother with the stardew Valley collab, it's just technical issues the stream.
>>1936134The first soft singing stream I watched was actually a Korone stream and it was fucking amazing.https://playboard.co/en/video/EZhjknTbcQYIt's deleted now but I still remember it vividly. At some point she had just been singing without saying anything for a while and she slowly stopped singing, then she remained silent for a while and put up a scary picture of her with "You're not sleeping are you?" or something as a caption. It was completely silent and still made many people physically jump.At another point, she started watching Okayu's mc stream because Okayu was talking about her and she had a very memorable emotional moment. There are probably many translated clips of it floating around.thank you for reading my blog
>>1936445According to the wiki that is only the snow that forms on top of blocks and not actual snow blocks. That would have been funny and sad to see though!
Thoughts?
Reine will MAKE you try new things god damnit.
so anons what do you prefer? The horny asmr or the asmr that makes you go gosling?
>>1936464I really hope Mori donates her mic to another holo, because it really does seem like she has no interest in using it anymore.
I see Lamy has a membership ASMR stream tomorrow, any Yukimin here willing to tell me if it's worth it? How's it compare to Gura's?
I think its funny that during the stream there were some anons calling the ASMR pretty tame or that it wasn't making them feel anything, but now that it's over you got some snowflakes calling Gura a whore.
>>1936506None.
>>1936427GTA > Noel > Ina I didn't watch Zoombie and the Stardew collab was scuffed hard enough that the girls just split off and did their own thing.Also, Ina was unbearably adorable today but the length of time her stream was coupled with how she spent 90% of her time talking about / focusing on the game means there isn't anything really "mandatory" about watching it. Just Ina giggling for six hours straight and having possibly the most fun she's had with a game on-stream.
>>1936438you got one of those izotope background noise denoiser plugins? i applied comp and limited it and it sounds much better but it'd work great with one of those, or maybe just multiband comp on her voice instead of on everything
>>1936427High Priority>GTA CollabLow Priority>Ina MHU, Noel GTADon't bother>Stardew Collab, Zombastel Collab
>>1936511Horny ASMR followed by lovey dovey ASMR
>>1936421She will only drop it if a Chumbud kidnapped a kid,forced her to wear Gura's costume and and raped her
I fell asleep during the ASMR and had a nightmare where I shrunk down to 163 cm with an uncontrollable urge to cuckpost online
>>1936511I absolutely prefer the gosling side of things
>>1936516Same fags saying the shit on both sides, its not hard to make the connection.
WHY DO ZOMBIES SCREAM??
>>1936468not flat Inaff
>Azki has more viewers than ChocoShe's really inclining, huh
>>1936522Huh
>>1936512The ones doing it seriously have waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better equipment than what she has.
>>1936519i'm not even thinking about dealing with the PC noise until i get the channels synced up from the beginning of the file to the end. that is by far the most important thing that needs to be fixed.
Ollie...
Reine. You have to eat all the ice cream.
>>1936427I only caught the end of the GTA collab, but the little I saw was great.Noel's GTA is cute, she isn't good at the game. Ina was comfy and she really loves the game, you can skip the section from the end of character creation until the start of the first hunt because Tutorialslol.Stardew I heard it was scuffed as hell, but what I managed to watch was comfy, gen 5 is funny.
>>1936478The word you're looking for is not "lewd", but "intimate", anon. There is a difference.
>>1936522>this will actually happen
>>1936523fuc koyuo
>>1936522Whoops.
>>1936532If a news something like that will show up, of course management will force Gura to stop
>>1936550drunkSEAchama?
>>1936515I don't feel comfortable suggesting her content to any chumbud from tonight.It was extremely clear that a lot of the charm of the stream for people is that it was Gura specifically doing it. I don't think it would hit the same for another girl, even if I personally like it more.Watch some of her public stuff to see if you're a fan before deciding.
>>1936554Anon if news like that popped up every loli holo would graduate
>>1936554Anon what the fuck are you planning on doing...
>>1936538I was thinking she could hand it down to an EN2 who's interested. I know some of the JPs like Noel already have crazy setups.
>>1936522shit....
>>1936375are you just now learning that lewdness is subjective? Wow someone is turned on by something I'm not, that's so weiiiiiiird it's not even lewd
>>1936531AZKi has a big overseas fanbase from the music and this isn't that late for them to be able to watch.There's also the novelty factor of her streaming once a week and the MC buff. I think she normally pulls smaller numbers then this, but we really haven't had a chance to see since the low amounts of streams have meant that everything she does is pretty hype and there isn't much filler.t. Pioneer
>>1936522Anon, why would you come up with such a terrible scenario?
Gura if you're here, thank you. I'll be chumming to this one for weeks.
Why did Gura tell her chat to not talk and then pay attention to what the faggots who talked said? I was getting mixed messages.
Gura's ASMR stream tonight was so good
>>1935238The more i watch Senchou the more I respect and like her as a person. She seems like a good hearted otaku unapologetically living her best life and trying to make her fans happy while keeping it real.
>SEAniggers failed to push the J*y rrat again>Thread becomes quietI get the feeling they'll be back next thread, but with a different target and more doxxes
>>1936577Anon asked if she will drop it, I just thought of the very worst scenario that will only make her drop it
>>1936564good thing we have our very own chumfeds here
>>1936583She was being a dom, anon.
>>1936567Anon, some chumbuds are chumming just from Gura's giggles, does that make them lewd? Get fucking real and stop pretending to be a dumbass.
>>1936583It was soft roleplay anon.
Sora has helped out Polka, Coco, and now Azki after watching them doing stuff in Minecraft. SORA LOVE
>>1936554>>1936563So THIS is how SEAniggers will force Gura's graduation...
>>1936590Has Seaniggers ever won? Did they ever push a rrat that succeeded?
Can AZKi speak better English than Pekora?
>>1936531Frankly she's reclined since she started streaming regularly. I expect that if she keeps up a decent schedule she'll drop closer to Choco/Mel numbers.
>https://files.catbox.moe/ny6hgk.mp4c-chumbuds?!?
>>1936597If only she could help Chaamers
Gura just doesn't have to do horny asmr to prevent that one anon from raping a kid in a Gura cosplay, besides the soft talking and humming is the REAL shit that gets you going
>>1936603All the ones that succeeded aren't attributed to SEAniggers
>>1936583She was getting into the bratty "roleplay" it wasn't roleplay, she's really just a dominatrix brat
>>1936607It's pretty good. Check out her english stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwqpZF-UA0
>>1936598Oh god, Seaniggers won't do something this vile... r-right...
>>1936611Fuck you, I'm glad Enma graduated this whore
>>1936611I miss her
>>1936590On the topic of SEAniggers, I'd like to notice that while hlg kept to their strat of spamming images to try and stomp out roommate posting, here its more of report/ignore/call the doxxer a retard. And yet they're the ones that filter out images from a single (dedicated, I'l concede) schizo.
>>1936587There's a reason people here don't like how Reddit and herself have flanderized her into le horny pirate for English audiences for that exact same reason.
>>1936607Miko can speak better english than pekora, anon.
>>1936614>to prevent that one anon from raping a kid in a Gura cosplayWhat?
>>1936539it's a shame she's doing all these weird noises all the time so you don't even know when the switch happens exactlyi have to go back and listen to the little jitter distortion to find itit's not as frequent, though, i think, though you're probably way ahead
>>1936607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwqpZF-UA0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwqpZF-UA0
>>1909518
>>1936618That's what I was thinking, although if they were good enough sea niggers and good enough rrats you wouldn't even know they were sea niggers.
Reminder to report any post containing a name that has one or more of its letters replaced by an asterisk
>>1936603Ame....
>>1936627>>1936629the duality of man
>>1936607AZKi was only slightly behind Chammers, though her vocab might be more limited.
>>1936603At one point the Nazca rrat was pushed that it became a funpost, until Kiara killed it. Not a Kiara anti but that was a very funny rrat despite it being supposed to an attack to Kiara
>>1936607This isn't even a question, she's very good at English for a holo. She's better at it than the Duolingo bandwagoners, let alone the ones that don't take eigo seriously.
>>1936636my god you have no idea, i just found the fifth one, and i had to work my way backward from the sixth because it's right in the middle of a bunch of ear rubbing that is extremely wide in stereo separation.
>>1935122It's okay, anon. I probably have more tabs open than you do.
163's represent
>>1936638What's the point in this post, anon?
>>1936647I think Haachama knows a lot more English but AZKi is a lot more confident. Haachama is pretty insecure about her English ability.
>>1936611I miss her, please be ok Haachama
What is wrong with Reine?
Will EN play that new game by the A Way Out devs soon? They'll switch things up so that Ina doesn't get left out again, right?
>>1936632I enjoy a good wombposting session as much as the next guy, but yeah, when it comes to her content, as soon as she stops playing into that side it's pretty easy to just stop and take her seriously, or at least engage with her content in the way she intends at the time.
>>1936670Who?
>>1936670Gurame and Takamori yes
>>1935503BASED>>1936209>Futa MoriEhhh
People find chocolate with chili weird?
>>1936666She's sad that her oshi Haachama is still MIA>>1936670Ame confirmed she wants to play it
>>1936587I totally agree.
>>1936641I love s*m*n!
>>1936648The Nazca Narrative wasn't really an attack, just an observation between the timing of Gen 5 and EN1.
>>1936679Where do you live that's it's normal?
goodnight. don't let the SEAnigs bite.
>>1936641ogey a*on
>>1936648I still try to bring up Nazca one in a while but it feels like everyone forgot about the Holo Who Never Was...
>>1935188Is she really scared of an ant?
I must be the only one in the world who doesn't give a fuck about Gura's ASMR and has a membership purely for her singing.Unironically.
>>1935238Is she doing the opposite of Poruka ORKA? Is Senchou the Menhara anti? The counter parasocial experience?
>>1936679Bro? Not even mexicans like that shit
>>1936688It's a common thing in America, Mexico, and India.
>>1936679Some people just aren't adventurous with their food choices. I've even had people tell me that pretty normal combos like peanut butter & mayo are strange.
>>1936641Okay An*n!
>>1936666she's got a really adventurous tongue
>>1936688Anywhere that sells Lindt chocolate
Kiara>5:37>8.9k avg, 14.5k max>283k views at end of liveIna>6:15>10.8k avg, 12.3k max>174k views at end of liveWhat the fuck
>>1936682With Gura specifically cause of A Way Out
>>1936663AZKi was much more comprehensible due to her pronunciation being better, but I do agree that Haato probably knows English better in reading. I think AZKi has a big advantage since she apparently has listened to a lot of English music and learned how words are supposed to sound, whereas Haachama is younger and doesn't have the years of doing so.
>>1936670Ame is gonna ask Gura and Gura is aware that it's coming out today as of yesterdays streams.
>>1936652this shit is insane i think i just found one where it switches ear and the only way to tell is to zoom into the fucking waveformfourth or third maybe? when a snap happens
>>1936709>Open Kiara stream>>Close Kiara stream
>>1936670Isn't Ina part of HoloID? I'm sure she'll do it with Reine or Anya.
>>1936695So much so that she broke the chikin voice for a split second because of how freaked out she was.
>>1936709Today was a good day.
>>1936703>>1936708Oh heh, I guess I didn't recognize the chocolate taste.
>>1936685It absolutely was, being a rrat that Kiara wasn't a part of EN/didn't deserve to be a part of EN. I don't know if it started out that way or was twisted into being like that, but its how it played out here.
>>1936679Why are Southeasterners like this
>>1936614what a 163 does when his city goes underwater won't get put on the new in north america. Gura can keep doing all the asmr she wants
>>1936522Anon....what is your clothes size?
>>1936662Reminder that the samefagging 163s are desperate enough to screenshot their inspect element.
>>1936715not sure. here's what i know so far.- the problem occurs every 10 minutes, 2 seconds (approximately).- the right channel pauses for 70 ms. something (don't know what) performs a linear interpolation from the last sample before the pause to the first sample after the pause.- 44 seconds (approximately) passes as the two channels remain out of sync by 70 ms.- the left channel pauses for 70 ms, again with the same linear interpolation as the right channel displays.
>>1936709No need to numberfag my guy. These last two days have been amazing for all of us
>>1936670I'm a tako and I don't want Ina to play this. It has nothing to do with Ina herself either -- I want the other four girls to do (Gura/Kiara and Ame/Mori) so we can get better interactions between them. Ina is ALWAYS mentioned by the other four and it's been making me wonder if these girls interact as much too.Plus I know Ina won't mind not doing the game.
Why should Reine reduce her noodle intake, /hlgg/?
I cried while watching the ASMR stream
>AZKi axes her way out through the fence just as the wool grows backThat's quite the comedic timing
>>1936709More people open and close Kiara's stream. More people open Ina's and stay.
Reine doesn't sounds ogey.
>>1936695That was an ant? I assumed she spilled a hot tea on herself or something... I don't like bugs but ants are not scary, they're so small.
>Chumbuds want Gura to be coomer bait>Teamates want Ame to be sweet GFE>Takos ???>Deadbeats ???>KFP ???
>>1936741Reduce?
>>1936742good for you man. that's the intended effect.
>>1936698Nah, I T3 Mori and skipped the first ASMR and only watched the second because she read a bunch of shitposts into the mic.
>your oshi>do you feel the tingles from ASMR
>>1936736Oh. I mean, I don't think its needed because most anons either tune them out or learn how their shitposting works through firsthand experience, but a reminder for newfags on why >we hate SEA is good I guess.
>>1936745Also since it was a pseudo collab, people were most likely jumping streams to try to catch what the other was saying.
>Your oshi>Did you watch Gura's ASMR?>Did she strip her clothes during the heartbeat?
>>1936745But also less people open Inas stream over the same course of time. Kiara gets a lot of people popping in to check out what she's doing but they don't stick.
>>1936763GuraOf courseDamn right she did
>>1936740Seconding this, sick of seeing these posts timeloop. At this point I'm convinced its a thinly veiled way to bait out posts against Ina
Why don't Gura do a singing collab with AZKi
>Mori was the one to do the most shitposts in her first ASMR compared to Gura explain
>>1936421I feel like she constructed this one by listening to a bunch of ASMRs and cribbing lines from them wholesaleNext one she might actually try to write some
Why is Reine always eating?
>>1936760MoriOnly heartbeat really other than that no
>>1936751I want Ina to melt my brain with an ASMR stream
>>1936751I want to marry my chikinwife!
>>1936763AmeOf courshOf coursh
>>1936763InaYesOf course she did
>>1936763AmeYesYeah no doubt
AZki doesn't sound like an anime girl
>>1936522>deletedMeidos?
>>1936763GuraYesYes, and fuck anyone who thinks standing in the middle of an empty room topless while playing with an ASMR mic isn't lewd.
>>1936776She knows what the architects want anonchama.
>>1936763GuraYesAlso, yes
>>1936763InaYesYes, she did it last time too
>>1936738>>1936715>>1936652>>1936636>>1936539>>1936519>>1936438>>1936419>>1936365>>1936336>>1935768>>1935722>>1935657>>1935619>>1935548>>1935529>>1935492>>1935457>>1935436>>1935406>>1935341Based expert chumbuds resolving Gura's technical difficulties!
>>1936742that humming parts really strong GFE
>>1936776fatty fat fat fat
>>1936754She mentioned that she should eat less noodles but didn't explain why.
>>1936751I want Ina to do what she wants to do. She's in her element when she does her best doing what she loves. When she does ASMR I'm not just excited because it's ASMR, I'm excited because I know Ina picked it up organically and is doing it because she wants to make the takos happy. Even if it turns out to be scuffed to hell, that thought makes me very happy about it.
>>1935584More like she was sucking in her drool since I guess she had been constantly licking the ear.
>>1936775Yeah I can see that. Swallowing the ear is very Noel'ish.
>>1936770I know this is a shitpost, but I'm still blown away it took Watame 6 months to get a singing collab with AZKi through.
>>1936698I'd prefer more Gura singing but I'll take anything I get
>>1936751>Deadbeats want to put a baby in Mori
>>1936745Most people just open Ina's stream and forget about it.
>>1936751>Chumbuds want to rape Gura>Teamates want to rape AMe>Takos want to be raped by Ina>Deadbeats want to rape Mori>KFP wants to be raped by Kiara
>>1936785It was a bad post
>>1936768The lessons of the early days don't fade easily.Anyone asking for content just because it's a "ship" of some kind is just trying to bait shipfags into going feral. Whatever the girls decide to end up doing, it'll be good enough for me
>>1936795don't get too excited, neither of us has ever seen anything like this before. i can fix the audio file, but i don't have the faintest idea how to make her setup stop doing it in the first place. hopefully someone else will.
>>1936785Stamping out SEAniggertry, or what appears to be SEAniggertry. My condolences for your deleted post, if that was you.
>>1936751>Chumbuds want Gura to be coomer baitNot really? I want Gura to do what she wants to do, I'll support her in all her pursuits no matter what.
>>1936763>Risu>Yes>Yeah
>>1936772ASMR performance and self-enjoyment is inversely proportional to the degree of autism.
>>1936738i'm just doing it by ear and hearing the delay between the channels, but it sounds like a hardware issue from the interface, no? i doubt a software glitch would happen so periodically>>1936795nah he's the expert i'm just an amateur trying to help out
>>1936751>Deadbeats want Mori to be comfy best friend-style GFE>Takos want Ina to exist>KFP want Kiara to be happy
>>1936760AmeI used to but I consumed soo much that I don't anymore still good background noise doe, nowadays I only get tingles if the girl has a very ''unique'' voice
>>1936041>>1936211>>1936246>>1936320Reminder that the one anon still needs to deliver the drawing he promised of it....
>>1936768It is anon. Now that the threads are slow SEAnigs are trying to shitpost again.
>>1936698If you paid attention to chat (lol) there were plenty of people like that. They were kind enough to shut the fuck up during the stream for the most part.
>>1936751I just want my chicken to be happy
>>1936754https://files.catbox.moe/3dt8ve.jpgSorry, what?
>>1936763InaYesYes duh. You need to do that to make it receive the heartbeat sounds. Too bad it didn't picked them up. The other day's attempt actually worked.Hopefully she gets some help setting up her mic for next ASMR so we can get the full, non scuffed experience.
>>1934716No to both. She's not good at it, like most holos.Happy for your GFE fans who will love it no matter what though.
>>1936830No, fuck him. I don't need to antipost Kiara because of one retarded KFP.
>>1936763AmeNoI don't care
It's cute Azki puts the beginners symbol on the screen for her Minecraft streams.
>>1936815It's probably intentional to try to thwart clipperfags
>>1936421Hopefully she'll drop it and focus on karaoke again.
>>1936751I just want Gura to be happy and have fun with streaming
>>1936763InaYesYes
>your oshi>Slavery. Did it happen? Or is that an /x/rrat?
>>1934682no ur weird lol
>>1936824i mean, the periodicity does point to hardware. the interface has an onboard clock, right? and her PC has its own clock crystal. could one of them be THIS bad? that's an error of like 10 seconds a day. that's "cheap chinese lever escapement" bad, not "out of spec 14 Mhz clock crystal" bad.
[Good news] Reine knows the word "synopsis"
>>1936760AmeYes. Certain things work way better like whispering and barber noises. Noel on the other hand has conditioned me so hard that just her normal talking voice is enough.
>>1936772Full life consequences was the shit
>>1936751I want Kiara to stop giving so much of a shit about what other people think about her. She really needs to learn to like herself.
>>1936751>Deadbeats want Mori to not kill herself by 30 while still making sick beats>Takos want Ina to put them to sleep in the best possible way>KFP want Kiara to be happy
>>1936849same I would take asmr karaoke over the stuff she did, I already have expert Holos take care of the ear licking rubbing stuff
>>1935800>NervousShe was masturbating.
>>1936825>comfy best friend-styleNo, I want her to be my wife, you piece of shit.
>>1936246It's always so unexpected when your post causes a derail, like that /cgl/ tranny abruptly going full doxxfag and 'you don't know my pain' on kiara
How come Calli gets 6 original songs but Gura gets none
>your oshi>would you prefer if they were a futa
>>1936840>t. headphonelet
>>1936751I want Kiara to be happy...also I want to marry her
>>1936760GuraYes.
>>1936874>gets
>>1936874because you have to make them to have them
>>1936770Over 400ms of audio delay between them on the discord server
>>1936760RobocoYes
>>1936751KFP wants Kiara to be their boss wife
>>1936181There's no possible way they could be lewder at this point short of masturbating on stream.
>>1936874>Calli
>>1936874LOL
Reine is teaching chat how to handle trolls, newfags could learn a thing or two from her
>>1936770Have you ever called someone on the other side of the world? The delay on discord is even longer
>>1936751I just want to watch Ina.
>>1936772Thankfully she's going to do the next one seriously instead of stupid meme shit.
>AZKi said Haachama's nameOH SHIT. THE FROG'S GONNA GET HER
AHHHHH AZKi NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MENTION HAACHAMAAAAAAAA
>>1936894Is Calliope better?
>>1936751I want Mori to not die of exhaustion. Also more karaoke.
>>1936869Trust me, I know the fucking feeling.t. one of the guys who nailed down shadowmanlet and did it again approximately five minutes before he went nuclear
I will also be joining Reine in eating ice cream
>>1936893To be fair, lots of people think Haachama did thatAnd I think Gura did today too
There is any holo streaming monhu right now? i need to feed my addiction.
>>1936751I jusnt want Kiara to be happy, this week's streams have been very good and today's was a success in views and positive feedback so I hope it all goes up from here.
Anons are really cute, and I'm tired of pretending they are not
>>1936901>>1936902Legit surprised AZKi has even heard of Haachama
>>1936906How do you pronounce that?
>>1936917Gura?
>>1936919like "cantaloupe"
>>1936919Cantaloupe
>>1936772Gura is an incredible sexual being she got off on taking off her clothes and rubbing her bare chest all over the mic.
>>1936917Ame?
>>1936918Anon, they used to stream karaoke with Festival and Sora amongst many other groups.
I LOVE YOU GURA I AM GOING TO FALL ASLEEP TO YOU
>>1936919Ca-lie-opie
>>1936910As one of the poster who egged him on until his CP meltdown, I don't regret a fucking thing. Fuck that retard.
>>1936917I LOVE YOU GURA
>>1936919cal e o pee
>>1936930no
>>1936918She has sang and stream with her before.