/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Australian are gay

>>19353618
KIKI LOVE, GET BETTER SOON

>>19353618
your thread still up nigger

>>19353618
Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Association and Fund (RWAF)
>Improve sleep reps
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

i love kiki

>>19353674
It's on page 10 you stupid nog

Kiki Love!

>>19353674
consider ending your life

Next stream if you missed it, she's asleep atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1V1r_ne9Co

>>19353949
I'm heading to bed, but I got my speakers blasting, if she wakes up anytime soon, so should I

rab too smuggle...

Mind status: Unchanged

I LOVE MY LOLIBABA RABBIT HOUSEWIFE

Hey /pyon/, I have a delivery for the rabbit. It's volume 2 of 41 of "Oriental Express Train" from WM/AF productions, please sign here for it.

No, I will not stop until Kiki finally admits her lust for White Men, bending her over all manner of furniture and breeding the slant eye out of her bloodline and impressing on her kids the superior attractiveness of White People!

i love this funny cunny bunny, she's sweeter than hunny

Kiki eat your vitamins. if you wanna fix your immune system and stop feeling sleepy all the time, take the following in order of priority:

Vitamin D3
Zinc
Omega 3
NAC

always worth the wait

>>19355800
Don't forget to add some Magnesium cuz D3 needs it to be properly up taken by your body.

>>19355918
Any minute now

Rabbits sound like farts when they talk https://youtu.be/Ykq5SkCft-U

>>19356569
no they're honking :(

>>19356569
That guy has really good rabbit petting technique. I'm taking notes.

>>19356837
rubbing kikis bumbum like that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UQdeJ7qzyg
give moar pats fools! lol

kiki is up boys and so is the labyrinth

someone put up the movie on megaupload?

I can only talk from personal experience, but I got a video I uploaded blocked by youtube because it contained chunks of Hell's Kitchen. It would be safer if you didn't show it on your screen.

>>19357647
but wait she wouldnt show it on her screen anyway it would be on synctube

I hope champs are also getting all their basic needs met

>>19357704
She was asking if she should show it on screen. There would be no issues if she does it through synctube.

>>19357767
the delay is probably irritating

kiki we can stream it directly from mega upload. well ogey maybe some champs have slow internet. sure

>>19357922
wheres the mega

>>19358109
mega anon seems to be napping

mega anon doko?

>>19358109
if you dont mind streaming you can try levidia.ch, I've used it to watch everything basically that i'm too lazy to download

>>19354989
truly a thankless job

>/pyon/ Game Recommendation
https://pastebin.com/259pDfah

>>19358432
This seems a little barren, many more games were recommended.

>>19356569
i want to molest a rabbit

>google comfy games
>first result
>1. Stardew Valley
>"Stardew Valley is the ultimate comfy game."

https://youtu.be/3u0RohM5UtM
https://youtu.be/3u0RohM5UtM

>>19358907
I'll have a nap until then. Hope mega anon wakes up from his nap soon.

Can't anyone upload it to mega? Why do we need to wait on one person?

>>19358907
is kiki a pro modern tetris player?

>>19358142
Huh? What do I have to do with this?

>>19359128
I have it, but it's on .mkv so everyone would have to download it. I'm trying to convert it to .mp4.

>>19358349
It may be thankless, but someone has to do it.

>>19359228
I don't know whether its mega anon or anons, just know someone said they'd upload the movie to mega for ease of use so we don't have to all torrent it separately.

>>19359128
IDK, I don't understand what people need me to do either but I'm up now.

>>19359519
Ah, well I can do that, hang on

I've uploaded my copy

>>19359444
And yeah ideally mp4 so latecomers can just stream it from mega instead.

>>19358432
That's the most up to date version that I've been maintaining, I may have missed some recommendations though

Anybody could have done this, but here it is:

https://mega.nz/file/PTRkhJoQ#AOhVoR6JUUq-h04H-1bgd_LgNuXP5BFDoRHJCQUa77s

>>19360615
Thank you and sorry, I should've converted this shit earlier.

Well, guess I'll snooze for a bit. Catch you guys at the tetris stream.

>>19360615
Thanks

>>19360615
Appreciate you man

>>19355955
I forgot about Magnesium, I take that too. I'll add that to the list.

>>19360615
kek same source https://mega.nz/file/nC4RkATY#ry_8chEG3tn6EGvNO_mfPTfje1Mn3f-TSof1XYX13xM

>>19361654
Shiver me timbers!

mmm, I'm thinkin i love this rab. yup, i love this rab.

>>19353618
I miss your tits, Nicky.

Wake up

There's a stupid amount of Tetris versions and they're all the same game.

Just woke up.

>>19363615
not as much as me
t. gunjy

>>19363977
there were some pretty big innovations in tetris gameplay over the year such as the hold piece and hard dropping

Roger that, thread zatsu sounds great.

It's 3:00AM, I may not be very interesting to talk to atm

>>19364553
I'm never interesting to talk to, yet here I am.

Hello!

hi kiki! hewwo~

hellooooooo

I won't try :(

No i will not try

I tried, it ain't working!

who you calling a cunt, ya cunt

good heavens

there she is! helloooooo

>>19364390
You can do some pretty stupid things in the most recent Tetris game. T-spins are only the beginning.

It took a while, but finally, I get to see Kiki

That's up to you, I'm fine either way

Kiki get these vitamins and you'll feel better:

Vitamin D3
Zinc
Magnesium
Omega 3
NAC

You sound pretty good

glad to hear you're rabbity <3

take the vitamins kiki

oh yeah, LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0RohM5UtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0RohM5UtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0RohM5UtM

I'm fine, though my allergies i believe is acting up

wee snoozle

Someone recommended New Tetris for the N64 and it's considered one of the best ones, and it's easy to emulate

Have you seen the Pastbin for games recommendations?

idk the version that came with my phone from a decade ago

still havent submitted my pet review, i'll do it in a day or two

I have not submitted my pet yet, I've been busy with divegreass sorry

bruh

Who are they doxxing? It's not me is it?

I love Kiki
>>19364999
checked

they've found of oh noes

I heard of things like that being sent to other vtuber's marshmallows. It's retarded.

That's wierd, retarded, and overall fucking scummy. Hopefully whoever did that has a god awful day

Kek, is it an aussie?

ah man i gotta get a new phone number now

not normal behavior

bruh moment

fucking hell damn

Just point and laugh

Just block them, and don't look it uo you goose

wtf is wrong with people

sounds more like a failed threat

For once I'm glad I'm American

I saw Rebecca posting names and schools in threads this past while. Probably that Magbert bitch.

>>19365183
It's definitely this.

yeah rebecca posted some random name a few threads ago

arr rook same

Kiki.....also yeah I've been seeing over Twitter a few people "doxxing" people trying to scare them or something

>>19199516

1 down 7 billion to go well get her some day!

Why do these people hate you so much?

Well I found that random name but whatever, fuck him either way.

I was able to see it.

Who cares, even if it somehow is you just ignore it.

Yeah archives are down for a few days now.

Kiki I don't want jannies to get me

Yeah I dont wanna post the name lol

Open it in a new window

Why do you care about some random name

HAHA SHE CAN'T SEE THE NAME

i'll send it to your marshmallow, hold on

Morning, Kiki

>>19365391
I already did

Just right-click the dead post and open in new window, worked for me

Rebecca my dude you need to stop

Music taste doesnt match
this name girl is a pleb

kiki is stalking random women in austrailia confirmed

They literally went for the first asian name they found on LinkedIn.

>>19365427
This picture never fails to crack me up

I knew like three people with that name growing up

sniffing kiki's bum bum

Again with the false doxes? How many people do these guys think Kiki is?

I'm always looking

I'm always looking at your face. Mmm yes quite humble

very smumble rab

>>19365524
kiki is everyone, kiki is everything, she could be you...she could be ME! she could EVEN BE

No i will not, not until i see that new design

I am spartacus!

Kiki, can you pause the zatsu? I need to make some coffee

angangang <3

IS THAT AN AUSSIE/ASIAN GIRL DOING VET SCIENCE? OMG BECKY ITS KIKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>19365554
Fucking based

SHES GONNA SHOW US!!?!?

she's up to something

>>19363615
shes got nice tits desu

She's gonna blue ball us again, bros...

oh this brat... im preparing my spanking hand

Uh oh, the smug i don't like where this is going

this rab is scheming something >:)

i won't be tricked by you again, rabbit...i can smell you and your tricks from here...

Kiki no....

>facemask
dropped

VIOLENCE

Fucking kek, I love this rabbit. Kiki how are you so based?

New kiki is so hot. i will now watch her instead

SEXUAL VIOLENCE

Omg kiki that design is so good, plus jersey! YES!!!

Ayo dis nigga brown

HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

littering disposable facemasks in wealthy parts of town gets your point across perfectly

muh adipose tissue

Kiki if Rebecca is in /clg/ wink

I love the design. So happy for this new direction.

an american png tuber took over

Irish bros... it's over

I think I like this new girl

Look at those dead, pozzed eyes.

talk about how idol culture is toxic and everyone should have boyfriends especially the men

I knew kiki would one day leave us like this

>>19365635
nicky show us ur tits

>shits on the floor
pyon~

oh my god this began as tetris how did we get here

Kiki this accent.... these words... it hurts to hear

You reminded me of this.

Dang it's gone

zatsus are always top tier no regrets

kiki I demand an apology kiss, i thought that creature replaced you forever!

Kiki how the hell did you get this based? Was it from your mom or your dad?

she has expelled the demons for now

You FOOL now i won't look at you until you start using the new design

Rebecca right now

That happens to me all the time when i try to do southourn american accents

rabbit lore stream when?

One apology kiss is not enough!

>>19365887
huh? I see kiki with a funny hat

Honestly kiki i jokingly looked away and got worried.....never looking away agin

rabbit cunny lore

Kiki I thought your edgy reading suggestion was interesting, the problem is your selection wasn't edgy enough.

you know what Kiki? it's the start of Spring, it's the breeding season

kiki, would you wear my funny hats i've collected over the years? I have a toad hat, you can wear that and make goblin noises

Her boston genes came out

could do some lore for that /vt/ nation thing, didnt /pyon/ get some land there?

Mein kampf is informative

No i meant i looked away after saying until you use the design and felt sad that i wasn't looking at you

It's pronounced like NEECHY

Fred Nichijou? I love his work!

>>19366019
Nayayayaaaaaa? Did I get that right?

I miss polar

fredrick nzyayaayayayauyszoaowaw?

cute rab <3

I always pronounced it Nicha

Kiki, when you take a pee do you wipe afterwards?

nyazhazhawaya

>>19366085
>nyazhazhawaya
Are you my wife?

>>19366085
This looks more german than his real name

kiki's pissy cunny uooooh

mmm marinade

uooooh Kiki's Kiki taste on Kiki's funny cunny

>>19366085
Didn't post vocaroo, this can't be Kiki...

>>19366085
Nayyaa? Is that right?

KIKI THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, DO YOU THINK KEY LIMES ARE REAL? personally I think theyre not, and are a scam by Big Citrus to sell unripe lemons for a novelty markup price, because when "keylimes"(not real) mature, they turn yellow like lemons. it's a conspiracy and i'm getting to the bottom of it

ooouuhh seasoned bun cun

I'm watching you pee

is that why your family is constantly calling you smelly?

The fuck is a key lime?

Also smelly kiki

Kiki, I need to ask. What is your opinion on armpit hair?

ALL natural rabbit

I don't believe it
Kiki is a smelly rabbit

so you don't wipe when you poo?

>I'm not smelly

giving kiki a rabbit bath after her pee

>>19366181
This is a photoshop

>>19366191
>Kiki's itchy bum bum

kiki does not own toilet paper

>>19366181
I'm more obsessed than you think

>>19366178
Kiki doesn't poop

kiki is stinky! but the good kind of stinky, the familiar comforting kind of stinky like a pillow that you never wash
>>19366164
it's a fucking lie is what it is, key limes are shitty lemons DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES THEY'RE FEEDING YOU

Can't believe my wife doesn't wipe after pooing

oh thank god i would do anything for love but i wont do that

>>19366236
Aren't key limes just yellow limes?

>>19366222
meant for
>>19366178

hi nicky

I wonder how different vegetarian shit is compared to meat-eater shit

>>19366263
key limes are just shitty unripe lemons, the kind that don't give you any juice, they're shit and sold for a mark up price to scam you

They don't make keys out of limes in Australia?

>>19366300
What kind of retard would buy that?

never even had limes in the first place, whats wrong with lemons

Time to shit on coconuts, then. They taste like sand.

>>19366319
exactly, key lime pie is also not real, it's just lemon pie made with inferior lemons

Kiki.....

>>19366296
much smellier than meat eater shits

put the lime in the coconut, simple as

I am considering unsubbing now that kiki has announced her support of the harmful key lime lobby

Lemon goes on the fishies not the chippies

>>19366369
This

French Fries?

Do you put ketchup on your chips?

KeyKey lime get it hahaaa

>>19366369
This to be desu

no youre wrong. ketchup goes on chippie

That you put lemon on fries? I don't want to believe it

my dad used to put fucking vinegar over everyones fish and chips and pissed me off real bad

i heard both, nice cronch

let me break it down, LEMONS are delicious and real. LIMES are delicious and real. KEY LIMES are inferior lemons, the shit of the crop that cant be sold as lemons, so they renamed them and sell them at a mark up as a novelty fruit to scam dumb people. Think about it and you'll know i'm telling you the truth

I didn't hear it :(

Ketchup? Ew no, you should pour hot sauce over everything

based papapyon submitting everyone to his superior taste

Veinegar on fish and chips? That's pretty based.

Sounds gross...

bong here we put vinegar on our fish and chippies

kiki can you please say poggers xd ^^

vinegar fucking sucks

I put ketchup on my fish and chips. yummy

i want to force kiki to eat the fishy

>vinegar

I wanna make Kiki's mouth tingle with my tongue!

id make your mouth tingle if you know what i mean. i would tongue fuck your chippie hole

lemon goes good with fishy

Kiki, I want to breed

I thought you said you ate fish before?

kiki I dont know what it is about your voice but i was so sleepy before you started streaming, and now I'm wide awake and happy to be talking with you! I love you!

Did you know that horses are Omnivores?

>>19366526
kikicaine

Fish and chips without chips is just chips kiki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYiqvTKoOoo
proof that rabbits eat fish

kikokaine

>>19366537
so are chickens, my chickens fucked up a rat really bad once it was horrifying

Can't believe my wife was alive during the Dark Ages

since I haven't showered yet, do you think you'd like my flavorful cock?

get a half a scoop of chips for lunch, until they became insanely expensive

Kikikanium

The one that sounded like farts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsEcr4HXTOc

Look at this cutie!

kiki posted the farting rabbits?

god i wanna rub kiki's whole body like that video

>I'm a rabbit

>can't replicate a rabbit's noise

Bros....

oh i rember... i didnt want to rember...

evolution is a trip, man

Nature is spooky sometimes

I love rabbit facts!
>>19366634
she was born with a cute voice box not a honk box, dont bully my wife

It's still morning for me, and I still haven't taken care of my morning wood, sorry for being so horny

That's the one fucked up rabbit fact I always try to forget

Kikichama, is the YGO tournament still happening today or has it been moved to another day?

I want kiki to eat my babies....if you know what I mean

so like me with milk

>>19366666
Check em

communicate through memes

They honk when they are horny

Rabbits coomunicate through farts and belches

kiki would you thump us if you were grumpy?
>>19366666
checked, even satan has a heart

>>19366666
cool repeating digits ultra satan, i'm glad you agree with me

eat your vitamins and minerals kiki

Probably because you're a sick rabbit.

Idk, but i love my tired wife

your bad vitamin habits probably cause your tiredness

Take your vitamins, and there will be an end to the tiredness

wheelie tyred

here's an energy kiss, I have coffee in my mouth, hurry!

I can feed you, I can feed you lots of proteins

>haven't eaten
NO WONDER YOU'RE TIRED, YOU GOOSE

you always get tired the moment i join the stream, so maybe i'm boring you to sleep

just eat soup if your tummy hort, you need the liquid too

you will end up in the hospital soon if you dont fix that

It's 4:00AM for me so I know what you mean

Okay, now I'm worried. That's never good

i giggle like an idiot every time your model cawf spazzes

yeah if you REALLY cant taste food thats the kung flu

You should really see a doctor if you're getting that bad

just make sure you dont end up in an internment camp with the abbos

I believe in the kiki who can do her best, I hope it all goes well

D3 Vitamin + Zinc at a bare minimum... please

It sounds like hell, I hope the doctor can help you

are you atleast staying hydrated? you need your electrolytes, something like gatorade is really good for you when you're sick

I beleeb and I wont be a hypocrite I need to take better care of myself too

They actually have those camps?

When the fuck are yall going to have a revolution os something?

NO! Multivitamins are useuless Kiki! You need to dose HIGH

i am now engaging full concern routines for kiki as i do not want my wife to get an aortic rupture

Multivitamins have abysmymal amounts of vitamins for things you need, they're completely fucking useless. Get some real zinc and D3.

Your reward for taking the D3 is Flintstones vitamins.

one time as a kid i ate an entire thing of flintstone vitamins and threw up and passed out

>person has covid

"Quick lock them in a place with about 100 other people who also have it"

Yeah nothing should go wrong there

yes buy many different specific high does vitamins and minerals

A vegitarian like you will get plenty of the other vitamins, the vitamin D is what you will be lacking, high doses are ideal for shut ins (like me) I take 4000IU

You're allergic to sky fi

dear god not the weetbix

wish i could feed you mouth to mouth

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I associate that with some of those straight to TV scooby doo movies that I would watch when i was sick and skipped school

Good morning Kiki! I actually dreamt about you today

can't even look at hershey's chocolate bars for a similar reasons

what is your opinion on struggle snuggles?

>tfw it's been months since your last kiki dream

Bros, I'm not going to make it

kiki vomit, engage

that was a premonition of little man stealing your glasses

sounds made up kek

true when I get a big fat sleep I have lots of dreams but when I nap I cant remember shit

clearly, you have repressed urges to fuck your dad

The only times I have dreams is when I nap

I only dream about Kiki

Your sleep routine is still fucked lol

I had the best series of lucid dreams when I had a nap a few months ago. Had 5 dreams in 50 minutes, all lucid.

I sleep like 3 hours a night

that routine is peak autism

>>19367044
Which culminated in me absolutely wrecking your butt Kiki

Hey, I used to be the same! Only slept from 3 to 5 hours.

In the last years of HS i was having 3-4 hours of sleep per night, after high school I would get lots of sleep but barely eat more than some bread each day

I can't lucid dream but i can definitely experience sleep paralysis....have to constantly wake myself up in order to not experience it

I've been taking caffeine recently to push myself for my masters even when I'm dead tired, so no dreams for me, no proper rest either, just knocking out

Had a nice one recently, just brushing your hair.

I've been on 4h sleep + a few 1h naps for a while now

Smart rab

Do they even let you in being unvaxxed and all?

Based

they dont need to know >:)

sneaky bun, very sneaky bun

>>19367096
I need to work on my master's thesis more...

My autistic obsession left me when I needed it most.

Passion will go a long way, I hope your university doesn't expel you because of that bullshit if they find out.

Oy vey! This one is faking it!

Sneaky rab

shes got a rabcemption

But you're half...human though

had a weird dream we were in some house i've never been in before, watching animal documentaries on tv. I think we broke in, idk.

>next stream
>hello geese I will read mein kampf for you
>right now I am in an australian concentration camp so it seemed fitting

I had a dream where Kiki was trying to break into my house once, it was spooky

I researched how spiders stridulate their pedipalps as a mating ritual just to make a pincer joke.

do you ever squish your eyeball with your fingers over your eyelids? i do that until I feel a little pop, but it doesn't hurt, it just feels like it resets my vision

I will personally fly to Australia and bust you out if they put you in any camps

>>19367205
This was posted like last month

>>19367230
Yes, by me.

>spiders are so cute
These Aussies...

The image of a rabbit spider is a little unsettling

Its definitely the rainy season, its been so much fucking rain.

>>19367230
Anon, no need to call him out like that

>>19367225
yeah I do that

>>19367225
I do that, and you see weird lights and static in your vision

>>19367240
Keep up the work spider bro

The double jointed kids freaked me out

>>19367245
But they are though

I used to do that....

Spiders are cute, as long as they aren't on me

double jointed pussy

I'm tripple jointed

Idk, that's what they called it. I didn't care cause I tried to stay away from them.

>>19367277
my friend can hold cans of coke with his hand flipped completely backwards, so his open palm is facing out, and the back of his hand is gripping the can

>>19367289
I still crack my wrist too...

>>19367302
Thats the second fact I learned about the schizocosa stridulans spider pictured above. The schizo part of their name refers to their "vagina" which splits into two.

I can lock the joint on my pointy finger on my left hand

I smacked my hand against some rock when I was young and now I can dislocate some of my fingers without pain. I acquired a superpower.

Yeah I heard that one in murica

Whenever my mom told me that I laughed

I tried to do a full loop on the swing and fell and hit the back of my head. I couldn't talk for a few minutes.

yep they all "cracked their head open" big teacher conspiracy

Nah never heard that, but we learned to look out for the kid with a duffel bag

That feel of slipping backwards is a bit of a rush

>>19367323
i cracked by ribcage (outwards).....

I constantly rocked back on my chair like that. Like everytime I sit in that kind of chair.

I gained trust issues because of those stories adults used to tell me

I crack everything...

At least you didn't crack your head

I think adults SUCK

Kiki can you start a new Aggie soon?

imagine eating kikis hair

Oh god I kind of imagined you slipping and hitting the tub with your chin

Did a swan dive out of a grocery cart as a five year old and broke a clavicle.

>i tell the same thing to kiddies

I love my "gives kids nightmares and scare them from ever sitting on a chair again" wife

so now we know the true story about how you injured yourself recently?

In a different timeline, Kiki never made it out that day

Dont fall asleep in a stool or you will break your back.
- Myth confirmed

i'm never leaving you unsupervised again

Talking with a fucked up chin is pretty based imo

People love to learn from regret instead of precautions

did she put the bubble bottle on the top shelf so you couldnt add more yourself?

>>19367449
Mama-pyon should have been supervising...

damn i imagined that too... sorry

>she started making them hot

Sispyon pees in the bath confirmed?

u-uoh?

I took baths with my brother and sister until I was like 10

mmm boiled kiki

jesas kiki what the fuck.

Ive gotta go now bye bye love!

kiki is actually a fire elemental

Taking hot baths are really bad for your skin

Oh that reminds me, anons that are feeling tired you can maybe try cutting out sugar. I went almost-keto for awhile and that was the most well-rested I ever felt in my life.

Kiki has a well tempered body

Eatin sugar is bad, you should stop

>>19367489
>until I was like 10
how old were they?

Did you ever pee in the tub?

Not taking your D3 is bad, you should do it

hot baths feel really good...i'm not going to stop, i don't care if it's bad!

Did you ever pee in the sink?

Well to be fair, sugar is a pretty addicting drug, and it's not even necessary for our nutrition.

>>19367524
younger

peeing feels good

I honestly don't.

Well shit I'm glad I imagined that.

Kiki...

>>19367513
Yeah I've been on keto for a month, I feel like an actual human being again instead of a soullest husk.

What?! I always get out to pee, never peed in sinks either

I wish Kiki would pee in the bathtub with me in it...

if the bathroom's occupied at my house I just go in the backyard and use a flower pot, feels fantastic