/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex

Seex

>>19251838
Reverse bunnysuit is retarded. Classic one is forever the best.

Seeex
https://a.pomf.cat/jidcbn.jpg

>>19251838
>>19251888
>>19251935
imagine spending an entire weekend breeding her

>>19251954

gura cute gura cute gura cute

Gurass

Gura is my wife

I can’t believe Gwombus got the coof after all…

>>19252315
I knew she had the coof when she first got sick, just use your head.

glezbonk grappler

okayu mention!

She must be in a really good mood to be holophoning this early in the day

>>19252503
What’d she say?

>>19251954
>>19252173
>imagine her spending an entire weekend breeding you

Sorry guys no stream tonight. Someone reminded her that Disney exists and now she wants to spend all day riding the peoplemover.

Ghoulish gremlin

when will teamates stop shitting up /ggg/ and the rest of the board?

>>19253360
When will false flaggers stop shitting up /ggg/ and the rest of the board?

>>19252663
sorry, was just tuning in and i heard her say gura and something about her title last stream (she was also playing vampire survivors this stream)
>"pow, pow, pow" or some shit, i cant speak nip

How do you pronounce her first name?
Is it Jawwr Jura or Gore Goora?

>>19253726
Gawr Gura

>>19253726
Gwombus Gibbles

>>19253726
Say OOO-RAAA now put a G in front of it

>>19253726
Goober Goomba

>>19253726
Jawrr goora

>>19253726
Gampf Googles

>>19251935
All artists should start making sfw panels that lead into hidden smut, imagine the Gura likes

>>19253726
like this

>>19253606
Hope Gura plays it again today.

>>19253726
がうる・ぐら

>>19254693
Really cute but all I can think about is the fact that Gura is literally built for pronebone.

>>19255035
the tail gets in the way

>>19255197
Not really. You could just throw it over your shoulder and grab it near the base to use it as leverage.

I was right, she was sad these past few days because she couldn't go to the off collab. the twister thing is cute but a little sad. like I hope she does it and has fun and don't want her to feel bad for doing it, but I bet it has to do with her being lonely and thinking about a fun thing she did as a kid with her friends.
anyway, for next off collab, what yab do you think gura will do?
a. kiss kronii
b. kiss mumei
c. the other girls will realize gura is wearing panties with cartoon characters on them
d. gura wets the bed
e. gura sucks her thumb when she sleeps?

>>19255301
>>19255356

why

The gaki levels will be off the charts! If the wife would join, it would be the end of Hololive as we know it.

>>19255559
shitposting knows no borders or nations

>>19253726
Gyru Guura

>>19255591
If only M*ri wasn't there...

I hope you are all jumping on the Amelia hate. Fuck that whore for not inviting Gura.

>>19255635
If she wasn't there, the collab would not even be happening fool

>>19252503
>>19252663
Gura mention on Okayu stream here
https://youtu.be/WqqCMHE0GEg?t=18911
There's really nothing to translate, the superchat was something like I'm looking forward to your stream since Gura played it
And the rest was "Gura's stream title was cute, Gura's so cute, Gura was cute today just like every day"
Worth a listen because it's short and easy to understand

gura will play the new pokemon and finish the main story

>>19255770
>"Gura's stream title was cute, Gura's so cute, Gura was cute today just like every day"
She's just like us

>>19255805
Good one anon

>>19255871
She looks feverish, she should lay down in a bed and drink plenty of liquids.

>>19255631
but it knows SEA a little more than it knows anywhere else

>>19255805
off stream at best.

>>19255979
what did 6ura mean by this

>>19255967
I am American, and I straight up called more than one SEA girls jungle asians before I found out that was a slur and they got mad at me

>>19255979
>moeshit gura voice

>>19255979
T o T
>>19256072
Faggot

>>19255770
>Okayu is the GURA CUTE poster
Based.

>>19256028
She was mixing lemon juice, water and sugar together.

>>19256159
Actually it would make for a decent soundpost, she even says it in English, maybe I'll do it later

>>19255301
just want to add to this, the fact that gura wants to play twister is cute and once again reminds us that autistic girls are better than normie girls in every way

>>19255979
>>19256028
it's Fauna's piss. Gura hates greys so much, she won't even force them to drink her own piss and will make them drink fauna's piss instead

>>19256072
Faggot

>>19251649
I can't believe that Gura is anti-vax. Can she get any more based?

>>19253726
Mating press

>>19255035
I’ll always remember the data someone put together of Myth fanbases and their sexual preference position and Gura overwhelmingly had pronebone as #1

Looks like Gura might have to cap her stream for 2 hours or move her reservation an hour earlier because of Bae's bday stream.

>>19253726
Gumshoe Gooper
gura pls play hypnospace outlaw

>>19256842
Eh, that’s only if she doesn’t want to overlap the song, otherwise she can do a three hour stream which is pretty normal for her

>>19256842
Or she could continue streaming, fuck the rrat.

>>19253726
Goop goop.

>>19255301
Gura is going to go too far with one or 2 of the girls and end up in a Peko-Miko situation.

>>19256892
Is Gura gonna be the chowderman?
I love that game

>>19257239
imagine gura singing a chowderman song during a karaoke.

>>19257331
I will send a 500 aka if she does

>>19257331
>>19257429
To clarify, a 500 in a currency that i actually worth something. For me that will be Euros

Reminder that Gura loves it when you ask her girly questions!

>>19257519
gura draw dicks. she isnt girly

>>19257680
because she a child at heart, she's still a girly girl

I want her to do a silly Gawr karaoke again, with more Sabaton or any other powermetal songs

>>19256072
Based

>>19257841
Based and Deus Vult

>>19253726
Gao Goo-ruh

it's morning

>>19259159
Rise and shine.

>>19255770
Gura and Okayu should have sex

>>19259259
Gura and me should have sex.

>>19256892
has any of the lesser holoids played that?

>>19259604
Love that artist.
https://exhentai.org/g/2133626/9118accb41/

Did goop goop dead?

>>19260496
yeah me

>>19260496
By me.

>>19260496
Ye she rip now, too cute and funny to live

GOOP GOOP!!! *stamps feet*
*cries*
GOOP GOOP NOW!!!!

>>19260799
Based Chumbaby

>>19260496
Yeah she died of the coof.

>>19256842
Bae said it's not a bday stream though?

yeah, me

>>19261047
No, me

>>19256842
Nah check the time, her stream is at Gura time +3
She can still stream for almost 3hrs at her usual time without overlap.

But other than that since she doesn't get the elden ring perm for today she might not stream for that and play the game offline instead to be good at it for when she will streams it.

>>19261108
I heard about "reporting when and how long in Elden Ring" to get perms, not sure it's true or not. She did mentioned she will stream it around 3/2 or 3/3

Chumbuds... doesn't your oshi kinda look like a... you know...

>>19261284
a cat? yeah, we know

>>19261284
a cute, yes

>>19261284
no i don't know, please elaborate

>>19261284
A cutie? Absolutely

>>19261284
Cute? Definitely

>>19261284
Sex Goddess? Yes we know.

>>19261108
i am installing project diva future tone just in case, so that i will have something to do if she takes the day off

>"I had a busy day, busy busy busy. But then I went and got food"
Busy day and food with who chumkeks?

JOP are saying Gura handle the coof better than Kanata in clip's comments.
They don't seems to like Kanata giving every day news that she isn't better and said Gura is a cute idol.

Funny that it's the inverse of us who would like Gura to tweet like kanata.

>>19261346
Doesn't she look like a... a young... a small... a tiny child?

>>19261430
yeah, me.

>>19256842
Bae shouldve scheduled it for later since it doesn't seem like anyone else in EN is streaming at that time.

>>19261441
i certainly think so

>>19261437
Have they complained about the constant shorts Kanata's making? I might have to unsub because it's spamming my feed.

>>19253726
Gyaru Goora

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>19261542
What if gura but not cute ?

>>19261506
And you are fine with constantly sexualazing her? Isn't that kinda creepy?

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth (than sand)
what has been in her mouth?
>inb4 yeah me

>"I only put my hair up when I'm doing something where it will get in the way"
Like what chumkeks?

>>19261616
>>19261645
Giving a blowjob to ame (ame is trans)

>>19261616
She's tasted her own piss, anon.

What if gura has a dick?

>>19261529
Dunno, it's probably connected to the complain

>>19261684
How is piss worse than playground sand?

>>19261430
>>19261616
>>19261645

>>19255770
>"Gura's stream title was cute, Gura's so cute, Gura was cute today just like every day"
Truly a shrimp. Absolutely based.

>"I'll see you tomorrow"
She wouldn't lie again, right chumkeks?

>>19261645
He didn't watch the Valentine's Day member stream

>>19261698
I would let her fuck me

>>19261917
at least try changing your post style

>>19261917
t. woman

>>19261698
But she does though?

>>19261698
I could try being gay for her.

>>19252104
yeah, me.

>>19262076
Me under the chair.

>>19261616
>what has been in her mouth?
me

>>19261593
yes, no.

>>19261593
If she didn't want to be sexualized, she should stop being so damn sexy

>>19261616
>>19261645
>>19261430
me

caught up with vod
who was the idiot who told gura to put on hat?
makes her head look like dick

>>19261645
yeah me

>>19262208
>>19262266
Absolutely disgusting. You are sick.

>>19262338
>>19262307
>>19262186
>>19262149
>>19262135
>>19261806
I wrote these posts, they were all me

>>19256842
Bae shouldn't be scheduling her shit when during Gura's usual stream time. Irys did the same shit

>>19262440
Why do you care? You only watch gura right?

>>19262519

>>19262440
Gura shouldn't be streaming on a kohai's bday.

>>19254693
me with the blue crayon

Never stop loving Gura

>>19261580
That's not possible

>>19262624
Why? Her senpai did it to her, she is only going by the example set.

>>19262981
I'd like a cup of Gura water please.

>>19262624
that's not how it works anon

>>19262562
Because the shark might be too kind to stream over her friend's bday...

>>19263200
I'd agree with you if it were Kronii or Fauna's birthday.

Will there be a stream tonight?

>>19263646
she didn't say "see you tomorrow" so the odds are higher than 50% that she will

>>19263646
Check back tomorrow

>>19263646
Yeah, for me

GuraxOkayu collab when?
The amount of spaghetti spilled from both sides would be adorably immense.

>>19263646
Yeah, on me.

>>19263749
No, fatto catto will rape gura, i don't want that.

>>19263804
>tfw gura collabs with okayu just to get molested by her and punched by korone

>>19263898
based

>>19263804
why did you post a picture of me?

Gura liked
>iPhone13 Pro MAXが届くのを楽しみに今日もお絵描き頑張る
What did she mean by this?

>>19263898
God I wish I had that privilege

>>19262338
Where's the camera?

>>19263991
she liked it RIGHT when it was posted. i think she just got oopseid by auto refresh and didnt notice

>>19263991

>>19263991
it's me, I'm iPhone13 Pro MAX

>>19263991
advice:don't buy an iPhone

>>19263991
>>19264095
I'm guessing she hit the like by accident and didn't notice.

Get out of the way Chumbabies, I’m the iPhone that will go in Gura panties

This is exactly why Gura hates social media

>>19264314
t. jealous of iPhone13-kun's relationship with gura

goop goop is an itoddler!

>>19263646
Nope, gura died

>>19263804
It's not rape if she enjoys it.

>>19264350
all me
t. iPhone13-kun

>>19264350
more like bokkun
but the dude makes good fanarts so hey

>>19264184
what a phallacious depiction of oceanlife.

>>19264649
It's a fucking flower

>iPhone 13 Pro MAX is 6.7 inches
u-uoh?

>>19264722
t. goop goop

>>19264378
Just found out?

>>19264823
itoddlers BTFO

A phone is giving her more sex than me.
I have nothing to cope with, it’s the end for me chumbuds.

I came here last night just to shitpost but now I'm getting vivid dreams/visions of this shark. How do I make it stop /ggg/?

>>19264875
You're stuck with the rest of us now

>>19264875
Welcome.

>>19264875
i have kind of the opposite problem. every time i dream about gura its in the context of watching a stream. how do i give myself dreams of marrying her and raising a family of children together?

rip

>>19264875
I'm jealous

>>19265284
>would i eat this hololive member

? what

Knew she wouldn't stream today.
>No DMC4.
That game will never be completed.

>>19265284
Damn no stream today, wonder what the vore stream is though.

>>19265284
>Would I eat this hololive member
wtf is this?

>>19265284
Gura, the smaller Holo, is simply going to eat the rest

>>19265361
She describes in detail how she would eat out Ame.

>>19265344
grey

>>19265416
it's the off collab

>>19265340
>>19265355
>>19265361
That "smash or pass pokemon" thing has kind of been a thing streamers are doing right? It's probably a seiso euphemism for smash or pass hololive

>>19265284
She got addicted to that vampire game lol. Thanks Gura, I can close my eyes now and sleep at ease.

>>19265344
This was said for months about DMC3, I’m not sure why you repeat it every week

>>19265453
I don't think they'd lock an off collab behind a member's stream.

>>19265492
They should

>about to head out
>decide to check gura's twitter
>schedule posted 3 mins ago
do any other chumbuds receive psychic notifiers from gura?

Wait, vampire survivors again?

>>19265284
....unless?

>>19265547
She's addicted to the bling bling game.

>>19265284
she wanted to play DMC4 tho? what happened why no stream today? she doesnt care about us?

>>19265565
I hope she never sets foot in a casino

>>19265540
I didn't receive neither for someone reason.

Gura is going to burn out on that vampire game and then continue to not play Gungeon because she will think they look similar :(

>>19265547
She really really liked it. There’s still more maps she can do and stuff to unlock. Plus now that she knows the game she can probably do my zatsu during it

vampire survivors is a legitimately retarded game and i think it's hilarious that she got addicted to it, she's so cute

>>19265575
Don't be a female anon. It's obvious she held back for Bae.

>>19265547
shark monkey brain neurons activated

>>19265284
Ew a Mori collab

>>19265284
Yay a Mori collab

CULTURAL VICTORY

>>19265615
shut the fuck up yesmen

>>19265416
something like what she did in his halloween story

>>19265632
look anon, sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.
cunny collab is worth it

>>19265632
Good thing it will be on mori's channel so we are not obligated to watch it.

>Gura and La+
i forgive Mori now

>>19261437
>go check
>"Day 14 in Covid-19"
>still sounds like shit
>tweeting about how she's going to hospital tomorrow
Jesus.

>>19265658
Ogey troon

gura la+ collab.....

the brat....

the cunny...

>>19265603
Why is Okayu depicted as resisting and upset?

I just wanna say, I want to have warm, loving consensual, hand in hand, eye contact and kissing sexual intercourse with Gawr Gura, who is my loving and loved wife. (me) not (you).

>>19265732
She forgot to take her pants off

>>19265284
based goop goop

gura your vore fetish..

>>19265284
Our oshi is powerful enough to make 3 JP-based chuubas stream at noon... sasuga shark

>>19265284
>Duolingo
JPs must be coming in their pants.

>>19265674
inb4 they don't interact and the stream is mostly just Mori talking.

>Break today, mostly like another break day Tuesday
Damn this lazy bitch

>>19265687
Gura caught alpha/delta and then omicron on top of being gigavaxxed, so she just felt like shit for a few days. Previous immune responses build up a huge repertoire of T and B cell immunity even after antibodies fade.

>>19265547
Funny how Power wash simulator is a 1 off when she wanted to play that for way longer and Vampire Survivor could possibly get 3 streams depending in how she feels in the next 2 days

>>19265655
Gura will soon be the official diplomat for nip-burger relations. Not that they need one anyways since nipland is essentially a protectorate.

>>19265812
>being gigavaxxed
How about you watch streams, she is a based antivaxxer.

>>19265822
Same thing happened with Metroid, rip

>>19265284
So she's addicted to Vampire Survivors now

>>19265732
it's a reference to this image

>>19265453
Considering that Ame would be back from her trip in those days, she could visit Gura and do that stream considering how they like to treat their members, obviously not to happen but it's fun to think about it

>>19261437
>>19265687
this proves that gura immune system is stronger then.

>>19265284
So she did lie again. As expected, I suppose!

>>19265775

>>19265234
It's most vivid for me when practicing guitar and ear training, but that's because that's how I learn music, associating imagery with certain musical patterns. maybe try doing the same, doesn't have to be with music obviously, but whatever shit you're learning/doing at the time.

>>19265811
Kys Diego Ramirez and Furor

Did gura shows up in Baelz birthday stream?

>>19265284
I'm not going to watch any of these lol.

>>19266004
>trusting women words
roru

>>19266004
How did she lie?

>>19266107
Please ignore the lie baiter.

No Gura therefore this day is wasted

>>19266143
Imagine staying true to your word literally ever. Couldn't be Gawr Gura of Hololive EN!

>>19266018
Add alulan and fireholder.

vampire survivorchads how are we feelin?

>>19266157
No Gura therefore won't watch vtubers and instead do my reps

>>19266185
that game seems to generate a lot of cute goober noises but the tradeoff is that she can't read chat as much as some other games.

Always gotta love nomen
>Gura should communicate better
>”hey no stream today but here’s the schedule for the week so you know what’s up”
>wtf lying lazy bitch
they could blend in way better if they didn’t jump the shark in the first post

>>19266185
Fine, I'll buy that game.

>>19266143
It was pretty obvious she wasn't sure that she was streaming today when she ended yesterday's stream with "See you soon"

>>19266244
>jump the shark
kek

>>19266244
i wanna jump the shark

>>19266235
If she realizes that she can AFK with certain builds then maybe she'll be able to read chat.

vampire survivor gets peak brainrot once you get to a certain point, so it pretty much fits teh shark

>>19266251
I said the the same with Necrodancer. It's pretty fun.

>>19265965
>gura immune system is stronger
The mold and reheated McDonalds are keeping her alive.

>>19266185
Gura's eyes aren't fucked up enough in this

>>19265492
I don't think they are even allowed to, Having other people in members streams can cause problems with youtube I believe

>>19266018
RENT FREE

well she didn't beat the ''jungle'' stage so I guess that works for another stream

>>19266018
my name is Yuri tho

>>19266445
Indestructible

>>19266445
Gura is Ethan Winters

>schedules duolingo on a thursday morning for japs
nothing pyersonyal JOP bros guhuha

Are we entering the JP ark?

>>19266792
nah

>>19266792
Gura uninstalled Ark though. She'll do this one stream with Laplus and Iroha then never collab with HoloJP again for the next 3 months.

Wow, tiny adult women!! TuT

>>19266185
I'm playing it now, it's addicting

>>19266792
Also just in case you are ESL, it's spelled arc.

>>19266792
*arc
I know you know what I meant

>>19266906
>adult

>>19266906
I can’t wait for more art to spawn of these two

>>19266941
Don't you dare confuse me for an ESL, I speak one language and I speak it barely.

>>19266964
I'm grown-up!!!

>>19266244
I never understood how "jump the shark" became the expression we use today
Like metaphorically how do you even "jump a shark" if it's in the water

>>19267185
the Fonz anon

>>19266906
Damn obscene and sexy brats!

>>19267185
You find shark on the ground and ounce on it

>>19267244
>implying zoomers know who the fonz is

>>19259453
Me on her tail

>>19267185
You could have just googled it

>>19266185
I don't have any interest, but it makes for a good background noise stream.

oh today is Bae's birthday
i see why she cancelled

>>19266724
It's ok, they will call in suck that day.

>>19267612
i'll record in case she calls in.

>>19267641
>call in suck
kek

>>19267641
*sick
lol

>>19267641
>It's ok, they will call in suck that day.

>>19267612
Eh. I feel like she had a lot to do today just because she was up earlier than usual and retweeted stuff. Also the "see you soon" means she wasn't sure she would stream or not.

Gura is so cute I want to collab with her

I still can't bring myself to fap to gura ever since that member stream, is that nornal?

I am busy today anyway. Thank gooruh.

She should play Risk of Rain

>>19267975
Which one.

I'm glad minecraft shit is over. Now she can play whatever the hell she wants and stop following the group

https://youtu.be/t0WASldygfg
Okayu is a true chumbud.

>>19268364
>Now she can play whatever the hell she wants
She wishes

>>19265284
wasn't expecting a stream today because of mousey and all that so a schedule is really nice
>that tuesday
gura pls, I would rather have confirmation than spend having to wait until the last minute to see if you stream

Cleared my first vampire game, really satisfying when you get the upgrades that just trivialize the last 10 minutes

>>19268382
I'm fine with Okayu being the head Shrimp

I'm in love with Gura!

>>19268382
Secret fan btw

>>19268645
A FUCKING DEADBEAT

Look at my cute shark queen

>>19268834
Would you let gura eat you ?

>>19268382
Is she the rumored Chumbud Prime™?

>>19268865
I would pretend to put up a fight to make it more interesting for her

>>19268865
This >>19268926
Put up just enough of a struggle so she has to work for her meal, but not actually try to beat her

>>19268926
>Anon pretends to be fighting to make it insteresting
>During the pretend fight anon falls and punchs gura face accidentally
>Gura cries
Wtf why did you do it ?

>>19268865
There's definitely worse ways to go. Sure.

>>19269046
IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY PLEASE DONT TELL MOM

>>19268364
>over
minecraft is never over
they always return to it

You think Okayu has seen these threads?

Strange to think that one day gura will die irl

>>19269154
>you think the jp's visit an eop forum
no

>>19269184
She seems to like Gura a lot, I wouldn't be surprised if she found herself here at some point.

I want Gura to pick up Metroid Dread again at some point.

>>19269428
>chuuba who barely speaks or reads english visits an english only website
do you even realise how retarded you sound. it's a nice fantasy, but it's only that. a fantasy. the japs have their own cesspool gossip forums to monitor without worrying about ours.

>>19269164
We're all going to die pretty soon.

>>19269428
4chan is to JOPs what 5ch is to us. she's probably dropped a ぐらちゃんかわいい in the Hololive thread there but there's zero chance she's ever been on this board, let alone this thread.

i want nekomata okayu to leave

>no stream today

one day onigiribuds.... i believe....

>>19268887
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1224657230445703173
Dunno if I would call her Chumbud Prime, but Okayu and Nacho are both fans of each other, so I wouldn't be too surprised if she started watching Gura because of the design, and then ended up loving Gura herself.

nekomata okayu can crash here if she wants she seems okay

>>19269719
Please...

Hell no, stinky fat cat can stay in 5ch

>>19269719
It will happen

Chumbuds, why am I angry all the time?

>>19269782
>stinky
>fat
A woman so great deserves better than 4chan

>>19269894
just stop being angry all the time. learn to control your emotions.

>>19269894
Because Gura is my wife and not yours

>>19269586
>but there's zero chance she's ever been on this board
Her stumbling upon this board looking up Gura stuff isn't THAT crazy.

I fucking hate my voice and my body

>>19270076
don't do it chumbro transitioning never ends well

>>19270076
Same desu
But don't we all.

>>19270076
But we love your childish voice and body, Gura

>>19270060
it really is

>>19270150
not me, i sound great

>>19269965
I'm too stupid to manage my emotions and Too slow to process anything

>>19270165
NO, IT REALLY ISN'T

>>19270076
Please don't become a tranny, is always worse. And the chance of becoming an hero will skyrocket

>>19261441
Depends on the depiction.

>>19268208
The last one, she's too fucking pure for this world for me to use her as a cheap sex object to lust for

Where's the frame, guys? I'm not seeing it.

>>19270815
T3 members frame tonight

glewming gork

>>19270739
gura isnt pure....

Gura is my sister-girlfriend

Gura is my cousin-daughter

Gura is my cumdump

>>19270293
I don't want to be a tranny, I just want a voice that vibrates headphones

Gn chumbuds, I hope everything gets better tomorrow. Shark dreams!

>Things are escalating
I hope none of this impacts Gura negatively

>>19271122
>>19271206
>>19271240
Gura is everything