/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love Gura

I bought the vampire game, nice shilling Gura!

Love gura!

>>19222460
so smug, i might need to correct her

glepple gogong

I LOVE HER SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL

>>19222460
Feel better Gooba!

going to sleep
goodnight chumbies, may good dreams come your way

i am gura

>gura got the coof and couldn't go to the collab

Feels bad man

>>19222460
luv gooba, simple as

For all her viewers, gura couldn't even support holoEN unity because she caught covid from whoring herself out.

>christmas gifts
DYRBI

>>19222460
Hope she gets lots of rest

>>19222683
She only whores herself out to me

>>19222654
>inadvertently saves the collab by not being there
I think covid is the real hero here

Please god tell me this isn't real. I don't want this to be real holy fuck.
https://files.catbox.moe/viprxf.jpg

>>19222654
She only took a few days off and still tried to stream (nintendo watchalong) when she still felt like shit. I love her so much

I'm in love with Gura!

>drink my saliva, anon

>>19222651
thank you for gura

>>19222938
Gladly

>>19222736
I have some bad news, anon...

>>19222590
I choose A
How did I do anon

Great stream, rrats slain, Gura tomorrow
Be happy buds it’s gonna be a good week

>>19223109
>thinking gura will stream tomorrow
roru

>>19223109
>rrats slain
watch streams

>>19223074
>>19222590
Silver key. The odds of failing gold key are 25%
Silver key is you have 2 four sided dice and have to roll two 2+s with a reroll and the failure rate on that is 14.06, so by taking the silvers you get yourself an extra 11% chance of freeing Goober or an 86% chance to free her vs a 75% chance

seems like lately after 50% of the streams I think 'this has been the best stream in awhile' as if we didnt just have a great stream a little while ago

>>19223109
>rrats slain
not in a satisfying way but at least its better then "it was last minute"

>>19223174
no u

>>19223160
>>19169707

>>19223294
Cope.
If I keep posting it, I'll eventually be right.

>>19223174
I did, she wasn’t ostracized and she’s looking forward to the next one. I’m sorry your shitposting didn’t work out

>>19223247
her last few members streams and the power washer stream were kino. this one was only good for the talk at the end imo. Like it is nice she got to play a game she really enjoyed, but that was kind of boring to watch. even without the covid stuff the other spergouts at the end about disney and having to clean it up janny were pretty good

>>19223231
Fuck, I wish I had math autism instead of whatever the hell I have.

>>19223371
This only works if people don't realize you've been doing that. Accuracy matters, and your accuracy is shit.

>>19223231
B-but if there's a golden key, there must be a golden door..

>>19223466
>be broken clock
>be right twice per day
>get to shitpost about how gura needs to graduate and doesn't care about her fans when I luck out
either way, you and the thread quality will eventually lose

>>19223467
>>19223486
to be fair I
A. had to cheat, by going online and finding a program that would do the dice rolls for me
B. only know this because I play bloodbowl where you have to do dicerolls and we calculate everything based on odds of failure (opposite of xcom where you do the math the otherway and go for odds of success) so I knew I needed to find a dice roll prob calculator for me and the one I found, if I read it correct and I think it looks correct, says the odds of rolling a pair of 1 on three 4 sided dice is 14.06% so that is your failure state.

>>19223432
>Next time
My memory of collab with Ame claiming there will be sequel of it is coming back to me
I'll believe it when I see it

>>19223656
Anon, you forgot to add the odds of rolling 3 ones on 3 four sided dice as well (1.56%) for a total of (15.62%) chance of failure.

grorarglelerr gwareaglaaagsh

mmmm teef

>>19222460
I only what's best for Gura.

>>19223919
I bet you have to farm this thing for low drop rate crafting material

>>19224119
it's definitely a store mount

>>19224114
She liked a post admitting she knows it's feet. Wonder if it'll stay up tomorrow.

>>19223781
This anon gets it. I drew a tree diagram for all of the outcomes and the odds of unlocking Gura is 84.375% with the silver keys.
Been a while since I've used stats.

https://files.catbox.moe/b2s6k7.png

>>19224278
Me on the right

>>19224237
>she liked it
This brings me immense joy

>>19224237
I love how most people were too distracted by rhombus and the megumin edit to notice this.

Were the models for myth created before or after the auditions? Did the girls get any say in which model they were assigned? Like I gotta assume Gura got the first pick (because if they let the girls pick there is no way they didn't give Gura first dibs) and automatically went, yeah I want the cunny

>>19224469
I recall Kiara mentioning something along the lines of:
>some people have no control over their model
>some people have a choice
and not sure about this one, memory fails me:
>some people have very light input into their model

>>19224469
No. No, other than small edits like Gura asking for teeth. Watch clips.

>>19224278
me on the bed

So we should have a stream tomorrow and then Elden Ring on Thursday, Cunny + Mori + Samurai on Friday. That leaves Mon, Tues, Wed as unknown but there could be a member stream, DMC, or break day as some options

>>19224469
They were given very little input into their models
i.e. Gura got given sharp teeth on request but that's about it

>>19224575
>>19224543
>>19224532
So you are telling me some jap looked at Gura and said
>you are getting the cunny, deal with it

>>19224667
There's always that one rrat that Gura was supposed to be Ame and Ame was supposed to be Gura, but knowing Gura she picked the cunny herself

>>19224667
Yes. And the made the right choice, who else in Myth would get it?

I'm worried that laplus is going to hate gura, and is just going to shit all over her for her poor japanese during their collab.

>>19224559
members tomorrow or monday
elden ring tuesday wednesday or thursday

grug has the na?
I fell asleep during the vampstream

>>19224723
She deserves it for giving up on trying to learn japanese

>>19224723
Cover would probably rip her a new one, and then proceed to ream her through said new one if she did that. Don't worry anon.

>>19224819
Elden Ring is the 3rd she said, it seems like From game have to be scheduled in advance. Mori even said she couldn’t join Kiara on VC while she was playing due to perms. Guess they’re super strict

Has catbox been uselessly slow for anyone else all day, or is that just me?

>>19224842
She has coof and that’s why she couldn’t go to the off collab. So the most straightforward explanation ended up being correct.

>>19224910
Some people are, some people aren't

>>19224723
Isn't it supposed to be La+ learning englsh? La+ is apparently super polite off stream and isn't Lui going to be there to slap La+ around if she decides to be a brat?

is the grugster antivax?

>>19224723
It's an English learning stream, not a Japanese stream. At least refer to the first eikaiwa stream before posting retarded bait that doesn't even make sense.

Why is the world so cruel to my oshi?

>>19224667
It's likely that they were casted with the models in mind, so after applying they were given the model that best suited them (in management's eyes).

>>19225040
Karma is punishing Gura for the many war crimes she has committed over her 9612 years of life

>>19224998
Gura has to be vaxxed or else she wouldn’t be able to fly to canada

>>19225040
it's not fair

>>19224998
Yes, Ame too

>>19225108
ame had the jab

>>19224910
images are a little slower to load than normal, and soundposts didn't work for me earlier, though they do now.

>>19225087
Bullshit. She's cute. She doesn't deserve this injustice.

>>19224998
doubt it, it would've been much worse if she was.

>>19225152
That defense may have worked for Gura at Nuremburg, but the forces of the world can see past her demeanor

>>19225129
Ame has been >immunized
and has a fake jab card

Gura talking about being a brat at home was great. The whole SC part had me smiling and she had fun with the game. I’m glad she was able to have fun with these past two game streams

>>19225220
No wonder she's so quick-witted, it runs in the family.

>>19224906
she said the third, or maybe the second, or maybe the first, all in the same sentence

>>19225338
I thought she said something along the lines of "it's penciled in on the 2nd" or something?

Now that the dramafags got btfo, can we go back to discuss gura got dominate by the orange cat and drawing dicks while alone?

>>19222460
https://youtu.be/98LkOGCPs_I

>>19225521
they chose the date while she was sick. they did this to her.

>>19225527
amazing that gura was actually a meido
speaking of, whatever happened to sharkmeido?

Am I the only one who thinks she needs a new mama. A new style would suit Gura better desu.

>>19225338
Oh you’re right, I somehow missed that

>>19225598
married

>>19224667
Anon, she is real life cunny.

>>19225521
Nyo, it won't feel the same now that they've all interacted already without her

Hey chumbies, hope your oshi well soon. Ame will still be traveling for one week, then one more week to move her properties. So plenty of chance. She also said she will be traveling a lot for the new season. Keep believing, she will visit everyone, including the Strayans.

>>19225728
she's been fine for days

>>19223438
I was kinda thinking that but then I looked at the clock and 3 hours had passed, the game timewarped me pretty badly

>>19225760
Gura already said she didn’t want to make them sick, stop making yourself a victim

>>19225876
gura's words convicted them of excluding her.

>>19225903
And you’ve convinced yourself to not even believe Gura’s own words.

>>19225728
I'll wait for one of the ENs I like to visit gura (any of them besides ame), but thanks for the update.

gura gives me florida man vibes

>>19224251
nice work

>>19224707
knowing her its more likely she just fucking hated the idea of being british

How was the stream? How cute was gura

What happened to gurame

>>19223438
I really liked the stream It was fun watching her developing op builds also the game was dank as fuck

>>19226546
nothing, what happened to your mom

>>19226546
long dead ship, though gura and ame are on neutral/friendly terms, same as pretty much everyone else with regards to gura in holomyth. she has no super close friends nor anyone who hates her guts, basically just friendly co-workers.

>>19226546
They haven't had too many collabs lately but I still really enjoy them

>>19225797
>>19226616
I got bored enough watching I ended up cleaning my match rifle while listening. There is still some crusty carbon on the back of the bolt. I think I need a new scraper.

Other than her fanart she mostly likes pictures of her oshii, cute

>>19226616
Yeah game seemed pretty fun, though very in need of an endless mode that keeps escalating

>>19226644
poor gura if it is the numbers or the timezone that hurts her? cause mori has her own little group and it would obviously be great for gura if she had her own irys and bae who were there to make her feel less alone

>>19226488
It was fantastic. rrat cleared, game destroyed (twice) cute superchat reading

>>19226644
This sounds oddly sad and lonely, no one dislikes her but no one likes her enough to be a close friend. I wonder if the big number scares them off?

>>19226846
It'll be just another ror2 clone then since they need mob scaling and item scaling for it to be endless. I think It just needs more cool items, skills and cool mobs.

>>19226546
>>19226644
Now that the "Ame doesn't invite Gura" rrat is already slain. Then I see nothing wrong with them.
No idea how the rrat even manifested in the first place, even if you just watch Gura, you should know how much Ame loves inviting everyone in EN.

Consider how dead /ggg/ is right now, I highly doubt that how many of those chumbuds who showing concern here yesterday was real.

>>19227767
i have no intention of reactivating the memberships i cancelled.

>>19227831
You never have one in the first place.

I don't see the point in obsessing over "drama" from one of the least drama involved holos. They get butt fucked everytime.

>>19227767
Elden Ring

>>19227880
Idk either, Gura always BTFOs rrats and yet they keep trying.

>>19227501
sleep well buddy

>>19227879
why is it so hard for you to believe that i am unsatisfied with the paltry effort they offered to make good on their token invitation? in the end, they didn't care enough whether she was there or not.

>>19227767
what's done is done will never ever re member any of them ever again

>>19227987
That's not how it works, you need to point to the latest member comment to prove you're a member.

>>19227880
At least half of the hololive community are the same kind of people that obsess over National Enquirer and PEOPLE magazine garbage in celebrity culture. E-gossip for e-celebs.

>>19228053
deactivation is permanent.

>>19225094
Not necessarily. Omicron is a much milder variant than the other Covid variants.

>>19227880
>52 ips
yeah I wonder where the other 70 chumbuds go

tomorrow THE GAME

>>19225191
>would've been much worse if she was
ah yes, just like all those other people who died even when vaxxed up to their eyes
could have been worse though, right? they could have double-died

>>19227767
All yesterday did was reinforce my love for gura. If no one, not even her friends will support her, then I will.

>>19228280
Finally Barbie horse adventures???

>>19228280
Members stream please...

>>19222637
Why'd she do it?

>>19228453
Why wouldn't she?

>>19225191
>>19224998
>>19225094
>>19228297
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.08.24.21262415v1
Gura's was better off catching the virus instead of getting a science juice injection. mRNA delivered via adenoviral vector is a minimally viable product. God help us now that Gura mentioned COVID on stream and now this gay COVID shit is on-topic indefinitely.

>playing around a bit before streaming
>draw a p0n0s because who the hell wouldn't?
>hastily draws a flower over it before stream because yab
>the perfect crime "huhaha"
>game literally exposes her on stream with video evidence

>>19228544

That was an.. Extremely boring game, holy shit.

Atleast her reactions were cute and she seemed to enjoy herself very much.

>>19228474
But if she drops her cookie, it gets dirty...

>>19228453
To frustrated you

>>19228544
She's a child

>>19228097
Now post how many months you're a member just so you can prove that you didn't buy a membership and deactivated immediately

>>19228809
they knowingly and willfully excluded her.

How come other holos got official announcements but gura gets Covid and cover doesn’t say a damn thing.

>>19228875
Maybe because she didn't want Cover to notify everyone? Maybe she didn't even tell them about it? Stop trying to make drama out of nothing.

>>19228875
Maybe she's like me and doesn't want faggots to patronize her.

>>19228875
Were you annoyed no one replied to this comment?

>>19228875
For one thing, it seems like the "no politics" policy is different depending on the region, JP could mention covid openly but because it has political bullshit tied to it out west Gura had to tip toe around it a bunch until recently. For another, Iofi and Kanata have interacted with other holos in-person before, so there's the possibility of it spreading to multiple talents.

>>19228932
Sorry I really don’t mean to dramafag. I just want gura to be loved and cared for and taken care of by management like she deserves.

Gura seems fine on stream, not upset or sad and just looking forward to a future off collab to play twister.
Why are people still try to force the idea she is sad, bully or hated by everyone. Wtf is wrong with your life

>>19229334
she's entitled to feel however she wants about it. i feel very disappointed in the people who excluded her and alienated by them, and i don't want to be a member of their channels as a result.

>>19229334
Talent "bullying" is probably a small meme right now because of the rushia shit, compounded with well over a year of consistent dislike for management and a general dislike for Ame here means people are inclined to assume some form of malice when shit like this happens.

>>19229334
its always funny to enjoy a good stream, come to this general and see half the thread shitting themselves over literally nothing

>>19229491
Schizophrenia is a mental disorder[13] characterized by continuous or relapsing episodes of psychosis.[5] Major symptoms include hallucinations (typically hearing voices), delusions, paranoia, and disorganized thinking.

>>19229491
So what are they supposed to do to not "exclude" her? You keep saying that without saying what you want them to do instead?

>>19229659
to wait a bit longer.

>>19229659
Not saying I entirely agree with him, but either he or someone else like him did say that they should've waited on the off-collab until Gura could go.

>>19229694
Ame is already on the move.

>>19229694
That's stupid. Gura would feel terrible if they missed a chance because of her.

>>19229694
You think gura would want that?

>>19229725
Did you consider what would gura think to herself if she thought she "ruined" the off collab?

>>19229791
this isn't about her membership. i've made my decision.

>>19229793
Notice where I specifically said "Not saying I entirely agree with him".

>>19229491
>excluded her
Nigga she couldn't go. They didn't 0lan this shit without her.

>>19229849
A decision you made based on your own schizophrenic thinking, not your oshi.

reminder gura is a brat at home

>>19230083
I will give her her well deserved spanking.

>>19230083
She is build for rape correction

>>19230349
>>19230083
Fucking brat...

>>19230083
God I love her

>>19230392
She's built for rape correcting naughty oji-sans, that is.

>>19230083

>>19228875
The world has moved on.

Ina and Ame had two years to organize a weekend get together with Gura, if they were really close friends they would have done so already. It's clear they are just coworkers now.

>>19230740
Shut the fuck up, retard.

>>19230740
it's clear that you need some good old rape correction. assume the position

>>19230740

What if you played a video game against Gura with intention of showing her place, but she turns out to be better than you? Will you let her mating press you as a punishment?

>>19230962
I would lose intentionally.

>>19230988
Throwing a game you're already losing is really disgusting. You need to be punished.

>>19230962
hey it's like one of diudada doujin lmao

God, "poggers ocean" ruined Camellia's entire legacy for me. That's just such a bad lyric.

>>19230962
I'm probably better than her at nearly every game so if we played something together and she was actually better than me I would be proud of her.

>>19231291
It's good because it's bad, faggot.

>>19230740
The problem with COVID is that the government is constantly saying "one or two more months, then we're reopening". So they all think they'll just wait a bit and meet up in Japan in time for their 3D stuff. But that deadline keeps getting pushed back bit by bit in a way that makes them think they can just wait a bit longer.

If they had known from the start that Japan would still be closed, they would have met up way earlier.

>>19228474

>>19231447
Gura was willing to meet up with Mori though, I really just want Gura to have a close friend that's willing to go out of their way to cheer her up.

>>19231291
>Camellia's entire legacy
of Marvel movie music?

https://youtu.be/yqiOKxn61mA

>>19229579
In the grand scheme of things it is nothing, and the future will be better than anything, but you gotta admit some things were sadly lost due to that sickness
>She missed the first NA off collab
>She's the only myth to never have met another genmate irl
>Any off collab in the future will be just that, not the first one, not as special.
This is what has some people upset.
Now, this can also be an opportunity if they know how to approach her first off collab.
If they announce it properly and treat it as an achievement it might even gather more attention than this one.

>>19230640
...to a new problem

>>19231611
I love that shriek

>>19228346
Aw hell nah

>>19233239
UH OH

Goorah is just too cute bros, she’s the perfect oshi

kissable

the jar

Good morning chumbuds, I'm going back to sleep

Gura is going to bring a twister pad to the off-collab and use that opportunity to grab as much tits and ass as she can.... and there's nothing you can do to stop her.

>>19234343
I will pray for her success. May that night be as she imagines it.

>>19234343

>>19232093
>Any off collab in the future will be just that, not the first one, not as special.
This isn't true, their first off collab they only did karaoke and then nothing really.

>>19234432
Is she trying to sell me girl scout cookies?

>>19234514

I'm glad I saw some more of gura. My goal is too see as much of gura as possible before she's gone

>>19233239
I am not a pedo but I want to fuck this so bad...

>>19234663
sir that is a fish

>George

>All the antis in these threads yesterday during the Karaoke when it was obvious why Gura couldn't make it
What happened to these threads? Why are there so many unironic antis here now?

>>19234907
How much is that fish cost?

>>19234948
Retards can't stop biting bait

>>19234954
priceless

>>19234948
I don’t think many people watch the streams and just want to falseflag/troll/whatever

>>19234948
Hello newfren, shit has been like this since the dawn of /vt/, whenever there is a new drama or a slight smell of blood, there will always be shitposters come to stir shit up, doubly so with Gura being the biggest, people will blow up a nothingburger for (you) because their parents didn't love them enough. Best is to ignore and report them.

>>19234948
Rushia drama is still on-going, but there's some actual intelligent thought on display in the Rushia threads. Know what that means? It means the shitposters moved on to other topics and other threads. Chumbuds are either sleeping or lurking.

>>19235241
Hello, newfriend. Don't spread lies about early /ggg/.

>>19234907
I am not a furry too but I still want to fuck it...

>>19235366
Fish don't have fur

Is gura dead?

>>19235272
Never said specifically /ggg/ shit has been like this since the dawn of /vt/ yet people here to this day still bite the most obvious baits and call them the "fanbase".

>>19235415
I don't care I don't care I just want to fuck it. How can I fuck it?

>>19235491
Yeah I fucked her too hard. Sorry guys.

>>19235527
You can't

>>19235491
She is in a trance-like state watching power washing videos.

>>19235772
what are the best power washing videos?

>>19235987
https://youtu.be/Jvvc3nc_TPw

>>19236046
that's only one and barely counts

>>19228505

anon...that's an old preprint non-peer-reviewed paper

IIRC scientific consensus was that infection was about as protective as a single vaccine dose

I personally get the hate for vax mandates, but I don't get why people treat the vax like cuties - if everyone is gonna catch omicron (or the next variant) anyway and you haven't had a prior infection yet, unvaccinated infection is still gonna suck far more than vaccination shot + vaccinated infection.

Heck if you're mortally afraid of mRNA vaccine for whatever reason, just get the J&J shot instead.

>>19236938
not that anon but i took the chinese jab and use half dose of pfizer for the booster shot

>>19236938
>just get the J&J shot instead.
Vaccine-induced Thrombotic Thrombocytopenia

>>19235987
You've heard how she parses her internet searches. Go on youtube and type in the search field. The algorithm is watching. It's always waiting to lead us to the Promised Ads_

>>19234948
Pretty funny how dramaniggers were spinning schizo rrats equivalent to highschool gossip when anyone with half a brain could deduce she was just sick.

Gurass

Is she the only holo who actively dislikes her own mascot the most? It's like pulling teeth everytime to get bloop on stream in some way.

>>19238571
Shrimp aka me is cuter anyways. Glad fanartists have finally starting picking that up and featuring shrimps more in their art.

>>19238571
I think management is actively forcing her to not completely abandon Bloop.

>>19238571
Nah, Fauna waited until the last possible moment to debut her mascot, the day before merch was released of it. I'd say that counts.

>>19238727
If they are, then it's purely so they can sell merch of him. Ebi-chan merch would sell much better so they should prioritize that instead imo.

About to order nepalese food. Will Gura come unclog my toilet?

>>19240244

>>19240244
Can you imagine a timeline that gura is still cleaning people's toilet? How can the sweetest most perfect girl in the world doing this?

Anyone still playing the game Gura shill? I still playing Blue Archive

>>19237780
that was the more likely reason but even without knowing me and others agreed that they should have just waited since there was no deadline

Bros... I fucking love bratty shark cunny.

>>19241669
Gura would not tell her friends to cancel because of that

>>19234948
Unironically was just 2 seanigs talking to eachother, there were like 39 ips in the peak of the retardedness

>>19241669
If they got together and did all the things Gura wanted to do like batsu and twister then I'd be mad but she seems fine and it seems she wants to do it proper with their 3d available.

>>19242074
yeah but if i was planning something as big as meeting up for the first time in years regardless of if the person sick insissts we continue i would want to reschedule.

i'm thinking about gura

>>19240244
Isn't nepalese food just Indian food? Did you order momos

>>19242357
>thinking
>it's about the best person in the world
I'll let you off the hook for thinking this time

look at this so-called gem of the sea

>>19242343
it also means that it will be more special for the other girls to meet Gura the next time and she will gets more attention.

>>19228866
Holy based, I kneel.

>>19242465
Me on her tail

>>19242639
the fact they didn't reschedule does not fill me with faith that that will happen anytime soon. the earliest might be for gura's b-day.
regardless you can only meet up for the first time once

>>19242796
ame said at the end of off-collab stream that their will be more occassion soon, and Gura said yesterday that they are already planning the next one.
Wouldn't suprise me if it's within 1 or 2 month.

>>19242931
and they've been talkung about off collabs for ages yet it still took nearly 2 years

>>19228866
based

>>19242973
First one is always the harder to make, now that it's unlocked it should go more smoothly.

>>19243012
and the first one is always more special. there was no reason they could not have just waited so they have alot of making up for it to do

>>19236938
>unvaccinated infection is gonna suck worse than the jab

Can confirm this is horseshit. Unless you’re already immunocompromised, the worst of the symptoms I got were chills and aches for about a day and then a week to recover while taking supplements to boost my immune response. At WORST it is no different than the jab.

>>19243103
It's not special without Gura

>>19243103
Takes in consideration that Gura was not really down but more excited for the next one.
Wouldn’t surprise me if she was the one who said it was ok to go without her for this one

>>19243103
nah, i agree with this anon >>19243210

What bother me is that and off collab means around 1 week without stream if we check what the other girls are doing.
Don’t ask for too much

yeah she would have been to insist but as i said previously if i was planning a big first meet up, even if it was on short notice, and some is sick i would want to reschedule.
also, of course she would be excited for the next one. she wasn't there for the first

>>19243420
forgot to link
>>19243213

Reminder that Gura puts her hair up when doing chores

>>19243537
T u T

>>19243139
I think I'm one of the lucky ones. I got hit with the delta variant and I felt perfectly fine aside having minor cough.

>>19236938
I ain't getting jabbed, i feel for the ones who took pfizer.

>>19234948
It's the same 2-3 people posting the same shit on cooldown and rellying to each other, anon.

>>19242343
>the should do things the way I want!
Sorry they forgot to ask your permission, anon.

how tall is she

Today are dark times in the world but gura voice always make me more calm and in peace.
I'm watching again her first karaoke :)

>>19243965
141cm

>>19243894
retard that is not what I was saying or implying. I was using that as an example for my reasoning on why I think the way they executed the off collab was wrong and that they would need to make up for it as the first NA off collab will forever be without gura.
also before you reply to this snarkily, I am referring to making up as a fan who watches them that is upset with their actions.

>>19243965
short

>>19244539
No one cares about your baby tantrum.

>>19244783
ogey

They totally fucked up that off collab. I don’t know why they thought it was a great idea going through the effort of organizing it and getting everyone together, from two countries, but then forget to hype it up. A historic HoloEN stream relegated to a guerrilla? Man the damn thing didn’t even reach average Gura view numbers! Fucking retarded of peoples time.

>>19244858
>didn’t even reach average Gura view numbers
It was way higher than Gura's CCV but I agreed that kind of fuck up for people who want to watch it live. I would be a bit angry if I miss it with gura in it.

>>19244858
>But think of the numbers!
They most likely did it for personal reasons and don't care about the views. Gura probably be the same once she meet the rest offline, stream once and probably spend the rest hanging out off-stream.
People don't realize just how lucky it is to have most of the EN girls to be so anti-numbers. Imagine if Gura chase every recent trend trying to increase viewership, the quality of the stream would go down.

>>19244302
ToT

>>19245570
Gura fucking loves new things and chasing trends though and has been foiled in her attempts to do so by permissions many times

In the meantime, JOPs admire how Gura told everybody about having COVID post-fact in a calm manner to avoid worry and concernfagging among her fans, they say it's very idol-like. No, schizos in here concernfagging about literally everything and shitposters don't count
https://youtu.be/4GExW9sWx9E

>>19245990
That’s moreso her adhd causing her to chase new things than numberfagging imo, she doesn’t really talk or acknowledge numbers often and doesn’t try to milk SCs. Also she can’t play rhythm games often, if she could we would likely see less of that trend chasing habit of hers.

The collab will be kino

>>19241505
I played cookie run because of Gura got all the cookies and stopped playing it, Still play cunny archive just because of the designs

Gura sex

>>19246313
I hate those horns, wish they were thinner.

>>19246313
What?
Did i miss something?

>>19246473
More sex

>>19246473

>>19246502
Laplus's huge horns are as irreplaceable as gura's fat tail

>>19246519

>>19246473

>>19243679
1 in 3 people are asymptomatic even before vaccines are taken into account.

>>19246517
Calli will organise a Holox collab with Gura.

>>19246473
>>19246519
U
UO
UOH
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

how do i defeat gura

>>19241505
I still play taiko, fun game.

>>19246517
Mori said there will be another english learning stream with her, Gura, Iroha and La+.

>>19246519
https://litter.catbox.moe/13eo3g.jpg
Final sex

>>19246718
walk up to her and just pick her up off the ground, optionally placing her on your shoulders

>>19246765

>>19246765
>foot on tail
Would you sacrifice your foot to fuck Gura?

>>19246718
You don't.

>>19222526
so did i, it is a lot of fun

>>19246765
is this you, anon? >>19230962

>>19246718
Chase her around the house and bite her feet

>>19246707
>>19246760
Ok wigger i kneel for now
I don't even know how Iroha sounds tho

>>19246718
mating press

>>19246937
Sweet, cute and seiso.

>>19246937
iroha is a successful ninja because nobody even knows anything about her

>>19246993
Yes, she's essentially ninja Ame except seiso.

A true enigma

>>19246993
KEK

>Another pokémon game this year
wtf, I guess Gura will have the same reaction

>>19247088
I thought CoD was bad with constant releases... I never knew...

>>19246473
>>19246519
>>19246765
TINY ADULT WOMAN EROTIC!!

>Shark mom cries when Gura sings to her
>can't stop imagining her making ToT face when Gura sings now
These threads rotted my brain good...

>>19246765
Why is there so few mating press instant loss art for Gura considering she’s a brat…..anyways bless you anon.

>>19248086
Because she's not that much of a brat, she's way too humble and shows her sweet side too often to fit the mold of that archetype.
In other words, she's a real person and not a walking porn doujin stereotype.

>streams when the Vtuber community is in turmoil and depression over Rushia and Kizuna Ai
>streams when the world is in the middle of a war
She is starting to believe in her place as the top Vtuber. . . The prophecy. .

>>19248287
>the world goes into WW3
>"hi guys, member stream in a bit, let's chat and chill tonite~"

Gura's bodily fluids

>>19248287
She knows now she needs to stream more than ever to allow people respite from all the misery in their lives.

>>19248278
Why do you keep saying this when Gura has made it abundantly clear that she wants to be considered a brat? It's her fetish. Let her have this.

>>19248524
She's just tired of arguing with chat. She passionately denied being a brat multiple times before.

>>19248611
Anon...

>>19248441
>>19248486
The chosen one, the chuuba who will save the world.

>>19248620
Sorry, but she's just not bratty enough.

Funny you guys always panic with "gura died" memes, and this time she actually could died and no one talked about it.

>>19248963
>no one talked about it.
touristchama...

>>19248963
You brainwashed motherfuckers act like covid is impossible to survive. The survival rate was close to 99.8% even before a single dose of the vax was given.

Gura will flex her height over Laplus

Need and edit of gura i her maid job days but i'm too retarded to make it
Sorry for the wokaj

What's with the laplus mentions, did i miss something?

>>19245570
>probably spend the rest hanging out off-stream
You mean having sex orgies with their boyfriends that they brought with them. I'm glad that Gura didn't get go.

>>19249340
Mori said her next English class is gonna be with Laplus and the samurai and Gura will be the other EN in the collab this time.

>>19249340
Mori will do a collab with Gura, Laplus and Iroha.

>>19249322
Thank god i never had to deal with this kind of mess during my janitor years...

>>19249252
Gura and Laplus tag team where she throws Laplus like her trident.

>>19249368
Yeah, me.

>>19249126
There's a chance of long-term effects after the coof ends, you want Gura to lose her ability to sing?

>>19249252
You have no idea

>>19249460
Fuck off.

>>19249368
Me me, I'm the boyfriends

>>19249460
You are legitimately mentally ill. It's almost like you want the coof to be worse than it actually is just to spite people who look at this situation realistically.

>>19249460
Phew, good thing those don't exist and were made up by psychosomatic women

>>19249460
Good thing she didn't then.
Man, props to her for not saying anything until it was over, else we'd have constant doompost and bait about it.

>>19249823
We did though.

>>19249681
Original COVID fucked up your lungs, and even heart tissue. Omicron is way weaker but more contagious. It's on it's way to mutating into yet another flu tier virus.

>>19249823
Where have you been?

Good morning sunshine!

Awake so early

I see Gura is awake.

Today thumbnail?

Good morning sharkie

>>19246473

>>19249905
That it is but I think (as a layman) we still have 1-2 mutations to go before in reaches swine flu levels of dangerous, as in not at all and we'll stop vaxxing/boostering altogether

>>19248287
>>19248441
Gura WW3 might literally be on the horizon just release the Reflect MV please…..

I wish my voice was deeper

>>19246765
>404

>>19250884

>>19251002
https://a.pomf.cat/jidcbn.jpg