/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

does anyone have that one sketch of gura dressed like a 2000s girl saying "woah is that a ps2?? do you have barbie horse adventure?"

be honest, would you?

>>19179212
Have a shark girl power wash my back yard? Why not?

>>19179170

how awkward will this eikawa stream be

>>19179349
I'm wondering how awkward future collabs will be

>>19179349
Domoooo same desuuuuuuu
Chi Chi Chikubi
huhahahahaha
Luplus kohai daisukiiiii
huhahahahahaha

>>19179349
Gura and Laplus... Just imagine.

>>19179349
iirc Iroha know a bit eigo, no idea know about La+ tho

>>19179349
>got labelled as cope
based, double cunny will be great

I've been lurking this thread since last night and I gotta say I think you guys are a bit too obsessed with just one person. Maybe you should diversify or find other things to be interested in, that might improve your mental state and make you happier and enjoy gura's content more.

>>19179478
Shut the fuck up teamate

>>19179478
CHUMBUD FAQ

>What is a chumbud?
A fan of Gawr Gura, a member of Hololive Myth (also known as the Hololive English first generation).
>What does being a chumbud mean?
It means that our oshi is Gawr Gura. Hence, other members of Hololive are not as important as her to us.
>Do you watch other Hololive members?
No, unless they're actively talking about Gawr Gura, hosting a collab with her or interacting with her.
>Do you hate other members of Hololive?
No, We are not interested into them.
>Do you like other members of Hololive?
No. We are not interested into them.
>Something bad happened to my oshi! What do you think about that?
We're sorry that happened. However, we overall are not interested.
>Something good happened to my oshi! What do you think about that?
We're happy for you and her. However, we overall are not interested.
>What's your opinion on the last drama/big event?
Is Gawr Gura part of it? We're very interested. Is Gura not part of it? We're not interested and we don't care.
>Are you falseflagging as other fanbases?
No. We're only interested about watching and posting about Gawr Gura.
>I believe my oshi deserves to be watched. What can I do to make you watch her?
If you would like to issue an appeal, reply to this post explaining what's great about her. I tend to respond to messages within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
>My oshi isn't cute and funny as Gawr Gura. What can I do?
Accept it and move on. We will continue to ignore your oshi until she improves in those departments.

>>19179002
>she's a grown woman

>Woke up
>NA girls had an off-collab
>Gura wasn't there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19179524
Well not mentally... Maybe not even physically...

Listen, fuck off.

>>19179349
DOUBLE CUN CUN
DOUBLE KUSOGAKIS
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>19179525
sure you did

>>19179525
I'm glad Gura didn't collab with those lazy council whores.

>>19179525
It's fine, because Gura and her fans hates Hololive, and apparently it's okay when she does that.

Best BGM of all time.

>>19179525
Please understand anon her neighbours were testing out new fungicides and the colony had to use her life force to stay alive, which got her too sick for the colab.

>>19179518
Truth

>>19179609
seanigger detected

>>19179618
faggot

>>19179518
Based, I kneel

>installed Elden Ring
>doesn't play it
The fuck is Vampire Survivor now

>>19179478
JUST
GURA

You just know that if Gura had joined the off-collab, the same antis would be complaining about the missing days due to travel for a collab which they usually claim doesn't count as a stream anyway.

Teamates need to get off their high horse. I'm starting to hate them desu

>>19179518
>>19179654
>>19179701
>>19179703
geez that's kinda crazy so you aren't vtuber fans, just gura fans?

Kek, they keep on seething, it's a good day to be a chumbud.
Fuck antis and baiters.

>>19179518
this needs to be posted in response to every raider

>>19179712
Nah they will probably have shitposted on Kiara instead.

>>19179734
It's falseflaggers you watabud.

>>19179702
>doesn't play it
watch pws stream, she said want to play it this week
>The fuck is Vampire Survivor now
Vampire Roguelike game

>>19179609
Ngl chumniggers deserve it

>>19179518
based, this is how every chumbud should be

>>19179571
T u T

>>19179125
tadaima

>>19179737
yes

>>19179885
I guess I can respect that

>>19179737
I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>19179883
T u T
Mating press.

>>19179518
>Do you watch other Hololive members?
>No
Lol. I will continue to watch Gura's friends and you cannot stop me.

>>19179921
It's just unusual, most people tend to have a portfolio of vtubers with their oshi as the most invested

>>19179737
duh

>>19179954
Sure bud
My post was meant to be satire, mostly.

>>19179518
Is this Gawr Gura maximalism?
Holy fucking based.

>>19180029
i always think that thumbnail is festival

>>19179970
I don't have time to watch many vtubers sorry
I only watch other ENs from time to time and stopped completely with Jps

Gwombus

>>19180005
Retards will be filtered by this so it's good. Fuck retards who can't tell it's satire.

>>19179518
Based

Gurass

>>19180060
same desu

Considering how far Gura's existence alone has brought Hololive English to where it is today. HoloEN would be NijiKR If It wasn't for her. It's insulting what they are doing to her desu. However, I'll continue supporting this adorable shark forever.

>gura talking about being lonely on stream

fuck

>>19180081
I honestly don'tt get how people following someone like kiara can even watch more vtubers, is that your ONLY hobby? dat's kinda sad, I really only check other people if gura is taking a break

there's always something bad happening to her, always someone leaving her out or sniping at her or something else going wrong. i suppose this isn't anything new and from her perspective it's probably just another bad day like the last thousand bad days. all we can really do is try to be there for her in the limited way that we can. it might not be much but at least it's not nothing.

>>19180287
You also have to remember that half of Gura's subs are minecraft youtube kids brought in by the algorithm who don't even know the rest of Hololive exist.

>>19180365
source: my ass

>>19180365
source teakek?

>>19180365
numbers aren't bad at all, idk why chumbuds are so icky about it. Numbers attract numbers and numbers follow anyone related to the numbers. Numbers =/= quality but It does make profit and support the girls.

>>19180287
They would still be all 1m chuubas, anon. I love Gura too, but let's not lose the plot here. Rest of them are very capable chuubas as well.

>>19180310
Yeah, her telling her mom how lonely she is made this whole thing hurt a bit more. I don't believe it was related to the collab but still stings knowing how much something like that would have helped her.

>>19180329
Eh, as a chumbud i can say that for the moment chuubas are my only hobby, unless working out counts as a hobby.
But i only follow 4 other holoENs so they don't take that much time out of my day.

>>19180060
Even when expanded, it still kinda looks like her.

>>19180486
she needed it more than any of the others in this part of the world.

>>19180365
Newfag

>>19180401
>>19180426
>>19180569
Analysis and deduction. Hololive tend to share a large amount of fans. If there is an oversize amount of fans from outside the Hololive viewerpool, they had to come from somewhere. Gura is very appealing to the underage demographic with her simple design, meme humor, and game choice, as well as getting picked up hard by the algorithm. Vtuber fans live in a bubble but one of the biggest youtube gaming demographics is kids, with minecraft being one of the top items on youtube. Therefore, the most logical conclusion is that Gura's subs mainly come from that demographic, which is supported by the high numbers she gets during MC streams, as well as the fact that she has extremely low SC revenue compared to her viewership (kids are poor). The ojisan fans on this board are a small minority.

>>19180637
the data was released and you were catastrophically wrong. oops!

>>19180637
>Analysis and deduction.
More like schizophrenia.

>>19180637
I don't know about that.

>>19180651
>>19180844
18-24 is still the underage poorfag minecraft demographic

>>19180880
Cope.

>>19180880
so you don't know what underage means

>>19180637
someone post the actual numbers to btfo this faggot
>as well as the fact that she has extremely low SC revenue
guras SC average per stream is among the highest in hololive, she only has way less streams than the others

>>19180880
>oh no I have been proven wrong, lets quickly move the goalpost
yawn

>still no counterargument on where her extra 2 million subs come from and why they don't trickle down
I sleep

Chumchads report in.

>>19179737
speaking for myself and probably others, yes. i literally do not care about other vtubers or hololive and it’s very difficult for me to watch collabs

>>19181048
>>19180968

>>19181048
they don't trickle down because she's the only one with an obviously kid friendly model, retard. you didn't think her wet blanket personality had anything to do with it, did you you fucking dimwit?

>>19180928
>guras SC average per stream is among the highest in hololive
no It's not. the problem actually is that she sometimes turn off superchat for some retarded reason and never read them. With how much she seems to not care about extra money led me to believe that she gets at least 6 figures for each shilling gig.

>>19181095
No chads here, just me, chumbaby.

>the actual demographics of Gura's audience was leaked
>shitposters still push "it's all kids" narrative
Why do people even bother acknowledging this shit bait?

>>19181267
not leaked. published.

>>19181264

>>19181264
I'd be a chumbaby just so i could drink gura's milk to get my protein.

lol of course she wouldn't show up. seriously what's her problem?

>>19181267
because it's an invented cope (2manysnacks isn't gura's channel) and she legitimately did just get lucky (e.x. duolinguo stream algorithm boost), she's one of two highly visible stains on holomyth and ina/ame/kiara unironically will not give a rat's ass if she ends up being found dead in her apartment.

>>19181451
she only needs to think about us chumbuds

>"she got lucky" cope
What is this? 2020?

>>19181451
Show up to what?

>>19181208
>no It's not.
lol its a literal fact you retard

Pekora: 2141
Marine: 2204
Aqua: 3208
Mori: 2749
Lamy: 2146
Kanata: 1651

Gura: 2699

>>19181550
All mine

>>19181048
Are you saying Cover is lying on their official marketing?

>>19181463
>because it's an invented cope (2manysnacks isn't gura's channel)
lol there was literally data from guras channel published recently
but keep trying you fool lol

>>19181463
no, retard. the actual fucking channel data is published. "gura's audience has a lot of kids" is objectively debunked schizo retard shit.

Chumchads keep on keeping on, let them seethe. If you can do your /fit/lit/ reps. Be the best you can for her, make our shark proud.

>>19181550
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>19181615
>>19181634
N-no! The kids are lying about their age!

>>19181208
Not sure about that since she doesn't do many shilling streams. I would say her membership makes up the bulk of her money. If you look at superchat rank, you'll notice that a large amount of the top youtubers don't even use it or use it that much like pewdiepie, dream or Mr. Beast. If you look at a "recent" I think charity stream, Mr. Beast got like I think $1 million or around there just to be slapped. Could easily be at the top of charts if he turned off superchats but doesn't. That tells me they earn way more from just ad revenue and membership alone and superchats are just a bother or not really worth the trouble to get.

>>19181048
>I sleep
more like I btfo kek

>>19180880
The last time I watched gura for gameplay was the Mario kart tournament. And before that the enderdragon hunt.

>>19181615
AAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOO ACTUAL FACTS AND PROOF ARE UNFAIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19181621
>>19181634
doesn't change the fact that 3/5 of holomyth literally couldn't care less if she's alive or dead, there's something seriously wrong with her and her fandom reflects that

>>19181730
>immediately deflects
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING COPEEEE

>>19181730
the voices in your schizo head do not count as realiable sources, seanigger

>>19181615
Gura's audience are lonely 18-34 year olds.
Gura is also lonely.
Why isn't she being saved?

>>19181777
>>19181778
when she's found dead and business continues as usual without even a pause in streaming schedule from the other members you'll understand. you're just too delusional to accept reality because you have a savior complex

>>19181048
>>19181730
>I sleep
>But still replying
Oh nyo this anon is seething too hard can't even fall asleep

What on earth could stop her from going, even if it was last minute? She has all the time and money in the world. She's either seriously ill (physically or mentally) or just couldn't be bothered. I can't think of a single other reason.

>>19181862
seek therapy already

>>19181830
Let us be realistic
One whiff of gura and any chumbud will start vomiting from the ungodly stench

>>19181875
Social anxiety

Keep at it chumbuds. Claim your holy land.

>>19181875
she literally said in her last membership stream that the symptoms of her last sickness came back

>>19181911
>will start cumming from the godlike stench
fixed

>>19181911
I can handle it, I will be the last chumbud

>>19181048
>why they don't trickle down
because she's better than the rest? why would I downgrade or "trickle down" as you say?

>>19181911
Gura isn't like that, she'd take a quick bath before meeting anyone to stink 21% less.

>>19181911
It'd be a good stench!

>>19181830
Being honest, with all we know about her, the moment i found her i would surrender my life to her.

I just played the Vampire game for an hour, for half of the time it doesn't not require your attention so I think it would be a good game with a bit chatting

>>19180486
It was 100% related anon. Don't believe rrats saying they excluded her on purposes, she probably just couldn't make it. That explains why she gave the mother of all lovebombs this week.

>>19181550
That looks delicious.

I want to procreate with Gura until we have a family of at least 5!

>>19182114
Only 5?

>>19182084
>That explains why she gave the mother of all lovebombs this week.
does it makes me a bad person if I'm kinda glad she was bummed out because she sought comfort in us?

>>19181875
If she were to go then she wouldn't be able to stream for 1-2 days again. She already took 3 days break and 5 days sick break prior to this. If It was really last minute decision then she was probably not feeling good about not being able to stream after such frequent break. Which will make It seems like she's trying to avoid streaming.

>>19182153
I said AT LEAST 5, anon.

>>19181911
it’s probably just that slight natural body odor, which is good because i’m sort of attracted to that. she showers every day anyways so how bad could it be

>>19182084
I'd never believe they'd intentionally exclude her, they aren't malicious people.

Glad to see chumbies defending their holy land and their mistress.
Based.

>>19182225
Deus loli vult!

>>19181955
idk this just makes zero sense to me, viral illnesses don't just come back out of nowhere. The only thing that makes sense to me rn is that she has some kind of serious chronic illness she isn't telling us about.
>>19182176
None of what you wrote makes any sense, 0% chance this was the reason

>>19182225
glad actual chumbies are taking it pretty well and calling out the obvious raiders

>>19182172
They would call that a toxic relationship if, you know, we were actually in one.

whatever the particular reasons were, the general reason is more important. whoever organized it just didn't want badly enough for her to be there to make sure it would work for her.

>>19182341
>toxic relationship
still a relationship, I'll take it

>>19182334
>idk this just makes zero sense to me, viral illnesses don't just come back out of nowhere.
are you a doctor?

globular gunkshot

>>19182381
we have known since forever ame a shit, but what can ya do, fauna or kronii will eventually visit the gooms anyway

>>19182334
There are 6 gazillions possible reasons. fainting issues, distance, social obligations, her job at the animal shelter, conflicted schedule. No point trying to speculate.

>>19182221
This,
EN aren't bitches to each other like JP. They're more like war buddies that have to put up with Cover's bullshit.

>>19182381
the important takeaway here is that gura just isn't important to the other holoEN members. she seems important to us but that's just because we're attached to her, in the wider scope of holoEN she's a literal nobody and that couldn't be more evident now

>>19182489
>conflicted schedule
stop posting this like it means anything.

There's only one reason why Gura couldn't make it to the off-collab, and that's because it was all of the sudden and last minute call. She literally lives alone along with Chubi and didn't want to bother her parents just to ask to take care of the house, and they're probably living from miles away anyway. Any theory about her is just wrong and retarded.

Sasuga shork, keep on railing the hate from antis and other fanbases schizos.

>>19182433
True this.

>>19182547
she's been great recently, antis are pretty out of ammo

>>19182522
Yes, It does. Gura is known for following orders well. And If she's scheduled to collab with someone (like JP) It's very hard for her to turn them down especially If Ame's decision was last minute when Gura's already scheduled to do some behind the scene shit or something else (which we will never know)

Do you have any soundposts from the powerwashing stream?

>>19182535
Huh? What off collab? The one with Ame and Kiara? Why the hell would Gura invite herself on that?

>>19182644
>out of ammo
>after it being revealed that the rest of EN legitimately doesn't care about her
roru

>>19182535
Thank you for the clarification, manager-san/gura-kun.

>>19182675
>Gura's already scheduled to do some behind the scene shit or something else (which we will never know)
so you'll surely never breathe a word in defense of her worthless, vindictive manager ever again for as long as you live, yes?

Elder ring of Vampire survivor?

If we could deliver a care package straight to Gura, what's the #1 thing you would include?

>>19182740
vampire first, elden either sunday or monday

>>19182767
Myself

>>19182644
See>>19182715, they only got some shit rrat. Gura is just too powerful.

I just wanna watch my sharkie. Couldn't give less of a shit about anything else. Simple as.

>>19182767
Me.

>>19182711
Did you just wake up?

>>19182767
A love letter in a cowboy hat.

>>19182767
A sizeable uber eats gift card

>>19182808
I was working all day, haven't been here since the stream ended.

>>19181451
She's too busy living in her own filth, eating reheated fastfood she's been rationing for a month, wondering why her health is so bad and why she keeps getting sick.

>>19182711
Full NA collab(minus gura)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU

there was also an unarchived part

>>19182767
anthrax to save holoEN

>>19182767
comic LO collections

>>19182890
https://youtu.be/qKBPsEWJggU

>>19182925
i recorded it, but my finger slipped and i overwrote all the files with four passes of random data so it's gone.

>>19182767
Detailed yet concise instructions on how to properly preserve various meats. So she can hopefully have actual food without worrying about it going bad

>>19182767
my dirty socks

>>19182767
philosophy books

>>19182974
Don't worry about it, it happens

I enjoyed the collab, and would have loved to see Gura there don't let vt schizos shit up the thread, just appreciate the fact that off-collabs can happen and know that we'll see Gura participate some day

>>19183090
they'll have more flimsy excuses next time. look, he's got a whole list just for this one:
>>19182489

>>19183040
>VNs are mucho texto for her
As kindling?

>>19183255
Philosophy books with cute pictures

>>19179737
I was a fanbud cheating on Rushia for months. Now I'm a chumbud and give Gura money.

>>19183090
>know that we'll see Gura participate some day
hahahahahahahahaahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19183284
I'd like a few titles so i can give my little sister those.

>>19183289
Based and welcome, do your goddamn reps before taking gura as a replacement for rushia.

Where do I get a petite dork like Gura

>>19183504
teen gura erotic.....

>>19183504
That is gura's older sister.

>>19183289
Good on you anon

>>19180844
>1.2% 65+
based oldfags

>>6855805
geez isn't that a bit harsh, anon?

>>19183846
>tfw people like this is still alive and coping

>>19182781
>>19182807
>gura smells decomposing shrimp
>reseals and tosses the whole thing out

>>19183846
Did you really just reply to half a year old bait?

>>19183846
so this is the power of autism... not bad...

>>19182961
holy based

>>19182767
Cum.

>>19183902
uoh

I miss when Gura was in a roguelike mood...

>>19184157
Necrodancer was a terrible game for her

>>19181955
>the symptoms of her last sickness came back
dyrbi

>>19184177
Did you even watch the stream? It was great.

>>19184203
Eeehhh

>>19184180
yes

>>19184444

>>19184444
>quads
>four fours
>vore post
What it does it mean?

>>19184505
Golf with membershrimps

>>19184505
That chumbud is foreshadowing what Gura will do to us when she returns. I hope you're all ready to be inside Gura.

>>19184177
To everyone's surprise she loved the game and gushed about how much she loved it.

>>19181615
where is this chart from?

>>19184679
it's from the material that cover offers to potential sponsors to help them choose a channel to sponsor.

Good morning gura.

SHES ALIVE

she's in a good mood rn

holy shit

RATE THE LIKES

>>19179737
Yes mostly but I sometimes watch miko's stream

>>19184797
Cunnyish

>>19184679
i made it

>>19184797
Cute.

Gura...

they excluded her. they didn't care whether she was there or not. the fact that she's used to being treated like shit doesn't excuse it.

>>19184869
*she doesnt care

>>19184797
cute/10

this bait is gonna stink as bad as a fresh seashell driveway for the next month isnt it

Hope EN 3 has members who will become genuine friends with her and she should also do her jp reps so she can become friends with jp girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVom4c5eOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVom4c5eOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMVom4c5eOM

>>19184869
>>19184898
if gura cares I care, if she doesn't I don't
simpl as

she hasn't told me how to feel so I have no feelings about it

An early reserve stream up from Gura for once. No superchats turned on?

>>19185119
Wow so early, someone had a good nights sleep

>>19185119
>superchats off

>>19185136
>>19185173
she just forgot to turn them back on after the last stream, other holos had SCs on during the game

>>19185256
luna had them on during power wash sim

>SCs off because she doesn't want questions about the collab

>>19185338
i already have all the answers i need anyway.

Cunny.

>prechat already talking about the off-collab

this is gonna be a hard stream for her isn't it

>>19185338
>SCs off
tell that to Quib

Oh, I guess she heard me and turned on superchats. Now I can ask my questions.

>>19182767
Soap

SCs are back on now you can shut up

>>19185526
thanks goop goop

>>19185380
Das me!

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1497661080209969153
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1497661080209969153
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1497661080209969153

goddamn and she tweeted it out early she must be so happy to see her friends get together at the collab i told you faggots she was sad at all

>>19185668
don't tell me how to feel

My elder ring stream...

>>19185754
laugh at the grey

>>19185687
Don't be a bitch in public and nobody will.
Bitch.

>>19185754
she wants to do it tomorrow doesnt she?
also I checked the catalogue earlier for some ungodly reason and apparently the nijiENs still havent got the perms for it lol

>>19185754
She said that was tomorrow

>>19185791
Cover finally put that Taco Bell money to good use and payed Fromsoft for exclusive permissions.

>>19185754
But Kiara has already streamed it

Seriously tho, I hope she isnt feeling lonely not being invited to that off collab. Maybe she isnt too much of an extrovert, but thats a singing collab, man

>>19179518
I find this manner of thinking fascinating. What did you do for entertainment before Holomyth was a thing? Why can you not enjoy the content of others? I consider myself a chumbud, but I also dig several other HoloEN talents. I mean... if you're into Gura you probably enjoy listening to girls sing, for instance. If you enjoy that how can you not also appreciate IRyS?

>>19186040
>new ip
you are not a chumbud, leave

Imagine how Gura must smell in her bed late at night watching the karaoke collab on her phone as she sweats up a storm from the emotional high she is getting.

>>19185668
she was sad about it two days ago, she's obviously fine by now

>>19186040
Time is finite and I can only enjoy one girl and it's Gura.

Why is Goth Gura so sex?

>>19185961
go back

>>19186040
Ah you don't have a job and life commitments do you? It's fine but not everyone sits at home consuming content all day.
Some of us have lives outside of the internet and very limited free time.

>>19186194
Because she needs severe correction. T o T

>>19186040
irys looks like a malformed goblin and is extremely... normal and bland? same with her singing, literally the same professional singing you hear anywhere with nothing that makes her unique

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm gonna ask her why she didn't go

>>19186040
I watched JP girls before, now just Gura.

>>19186655
Ask her how she feels about knowing that they definitely had more fun because she decided not to show up.

Gura likes Getter Robo Armageddon.

>>19185417
If the chat doesn’t bombard her with questions about the off-collab then I will

>>19186072
OMG, that I don't post often means I'm not a fan.
>>19186119
It is, but there's enough time to enjoy more than one streamer.
>>19186235
Being a mental defective has its perks
>>19186317
If the pre-packaged feel bothers you listen to karaoke streams. They've got the unpolished honesty you seem to be looking for.
>>19186686
I could never get into JP. That I can't understand the language means I miss the subtlety. It feels more like reading about the streamers' lives than hearing them tell me their experiences.

>Zero SCs about the off-collab
As expected, it's only the baiters in here who give a shit

>>19186776
kill yourself

>>19186824
I mean I don't know what answer they're looking for. She can just say "I was still feeling really sick" and that's the end.

>>19186959
Sure thing. Why?

>>19187000
>She can just lie
Classic Gura, then she complains that she feels lonely

>>19187105
why are you this obsessed?

>>19187105
She could have long coof or a plethora of other problems who knows. It really doesn't matter.

>>19187169
Probably a saviorfag that has reached the point of realizing that Gura not only brings all her problems on herself, but also brings all the other members of holoEN down to her level constantly and just posts here to vent.

It's frustrating because gura cute and all but I also admit that holoEN would be much better off without her.

>>19183289
Enjoy not having your ears blown off, but instead having your ears nibbled off..

>>19186824
i don't want to remind her about it because i give a shit.

>>19187278
>>19187169

>>19187332
Because holomyth is the most successful EN vtuber group out there, and its held back at every turn by gura's inclusion.

are the teammmates asleep yet? Is the thread safe now?

>>19187054
(NTA) Kid,don't be like me newfagging and replying to everything. Just lurk. Or go to guracord. You seem to fit there better

>>19187391
It's true, the rest of myth would do much better if Gura wasn't stealing all of their viewers

>>19187577
What's a guracord?

>>19187391
kek Gura is holding the whole EN group on her shoulders, without her they would all fall into obscurity

What can I say success really breeds jealousy when Gura literally elevated the status of this pitiful EN branch with her presence alone. Must be hard for her carrying these liabilities.

>>19187698
I mean they still cope to this day with "s-s-she got lucky" or whatever other cope they have kek.

>>19187665
the thing that connects her with my baby

>>19187726
So the thing that connects me to Gura, nahone.

I BROKE MY FUCKING CONTROLLER

>>19179737
Gura inspires my chunni mind in ways Anime and movies haven’t in years. I would 100% stop watching Hololive if Gura left.

>>19187763
I'm sorry to hear that, Gura.

Should I do voice acting reps?

>>19182221
Proof? Because as it stands they did exclude her.

so global ran a poal and it looks like they want gura to graduate after last night

this image needs an update

Is gura ok?

>>19187871
same, education is important she should go back to college.

>>19187871
>32 total votes

>>19187871
OH NOOOOOO

anyway

>>19187871
Whoa a whopping 32 people. It's over chumbuds

>>19187871
>gura anti general wants gura to graduate
news doko

>>19187871
They still got 30% no LMAO

Tail

>>19187871
imagine trusting poals when smart fridges exist lmao

>>19187855
Bae knew that it was coming, it wasn't some secret project they did on their own. As I said before, Gura's mood this week seemed to be down because she was likely UNABLE to join them.

I love watching my autistic cleaning shark

Is gura dead?

>>19186776
In reference to IRyS, no, she's just a bland singer her music is unpopular in comparison to Gura and even Mori for good reason

>>19179349
i'm out of the loop, what are you talking about?

Ass

>>19188671
collab w la+, iroha

gangling greshnoop

I am so fucking mad

>>19179518
hecking kek

>>19188728
We all are

Niggers

>>19188694
why hasn't she posted anything about this on twitter?

>>19188759
i question anyone who isn't.

>>19188796
>gura
>twitter

How do I not lose my mind right now?

>>19188626
Nyo...

>>19188802
Me holding onto Gura's ahoge for dear life

>>19188815
by reminding everyone that the little lump of fabric in the bottom left is between the armpit and the arm and is not in fact a bulge

Imagine sinking your teeth into gura's soles and toes

>>19188939
I'd prefer her sinking her teeth into me, but if she really wants me to

>>19188676
ftfy

>>19187391
I'm not even a chumbud but are you retarded?

>>19188894
it's both

Chumbies I’m feeling down. Can you post some Dino Gura?

What if gura left America to avoid the feds?

>>19186215

>>19188939
they look so soft and long. you just know gura would give the best footjob

So how do you faggot feel about the fact that Gura wasn't present for the greatest stream in holoEN history? Kind of implies that as a group they're much better off without her, doesn't it?

>>19189201

>>19188815
Just know that gura is going to die before you

>>19189217
>greatest stream in holoEN history
LMAO

>>19189217
Wow you cracked the case detective! Now go back to global to share your amazing discovery.

>>19189217
i turned it off after a few minutes

>>19189217
>greatest stream in holoEN history
did we watch the same stream

>>19189217
Here's what I think

is goop goop streaming tonight

>>19189345
yeah!!

>>19189301
>>19189317
yeah honestly I'm baiting, it was dogshit and I turned it off too

chumbuds literally jerk off to BLACKED porn of their oshi and they even go as far as to defend it or cope by saying that the male isn't Black
Yeah, I'm thinking based.

>>19189247

>>19189324
Maddeningly based

>>19189359
what's she doing

>>19189425
yeah, me

>>19189425
some vampire thing i dunno what it is

Chumbuds? More like Cuckbuds amirite

>>19189217
>a group of boring, lazy, shit smelling depressed women, two with boyfriends, singing the same songs everyone in hololive has heard 100's of times, in a tiny little hotel room with the camera barely capturing them all wiggling around on screen nondescriptly along with an echo
>greatest stream in holoEN history
lmao

>>19189425
maybe go look

>>19189217
go back 10 threads

>>19189476
imagine how uncomfortable gura would have been crammed into that bathroom with kronii grabbing her

>>19189445
>>19189451
>>19189486
tell me now

>Baiting stupid people into shitting on a stream you already hated

the early chat opening was actually a good idea because all the subhumans are getting the garbage chat messages out of their systems early

>>19189540
Gotta do something to keep busy til she streams again, might at well piss people off at the same time

>>19189561
oh yea cause they're totally gonna stop once it gets closer to stream time when they know she reads pre-chat

Cuckbuds coping

>>19189476
Based

>>19189658
A mumei fan wrote this

>>19189377
I don't jerk off to porn with men in it or porn where there is any guys with black skin in it in any capacity or porn of someone who has ever had sex with a black ever

>>19189707
Ummm, I think you are lost, sweetie. This is a CVCKOLD thread.

glepo gwenk

I ate a chumbud.

>>19189819
does it count as cuckold if I paid a crack whore and a homeless guy to plow it out behind an alley as I "discovered" them, pretending that the crack whore was my wife and flying into a rage with a golf club?

CUTE

I heard about the live with HoloX. When is it supposed to happen ?

>>19189898
Good, absorb our strength Gura. We will heal you

>>19189898
was he tasty?

>>19189941
in your dreams

>>19188448
But why didn't they reschedule it then? It still doesn't change what they did.

>>19189954

God I need gura