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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: soon, fellow chumbuds

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Powerwash Simulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvvc3nc_TPw

Previous: >>19086193

>> No.19108619

Gura is my wife

>> No.19108646

>>19108619
Proof?

>> No.19108650
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19108650

>Look at OP, what a faggot right Gura?

>> No.19108664

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.19108673
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>> No.19108704

>>19108673
Fake, where is the pee dripping down her thighs?

>> No.19108706

>>19108650
what a shitty edit

>> No.19108717
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.19108737
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19108737

?

>> No.19108750
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>>19108704
here

>> No.19108770

>>19108650
Man, whoever made this edit really sucks with photoshop.

>> No.19108797

>>19108706
>>19108770
Samefag.

>> No.19108798

>>19108552
>those eyes
Was Bill Cosby also rigged by umishit?

>> No.19108818

>>19108797
4chan X -> mark new IPs, newfagchama

>> No.19108839
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19108839

>>19108798

>> No.19108857

>>19108818
4chanx takes the sovl out of using an imageboard

>> No.19108874
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19108874

remaking this because strawpoll me is broke and doesn't show results
What will Gura be wearing for the stream tonight?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/BDyNjdq9JyR

>> No.19108875

>>19108818
Zoomerchama...

>> No.19108893
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19108893

What did Guba mean by this?

>> No.19108930

>>19108874
use poal.me

>> No.19108996

>>19108930
>>19108874
the strawpoll.com seems to work, but anyway alt poll
http://poal.me/jiekf4

>> No.19108998

>>19108874
shark hoodie with hat

>> No.19109021
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19109021

Guys, I think my shark has autism.

>> No.19109072

>>19109021
*I love her very much still

>> No.19109197

>>19108996
where's the mikoboat option?

>> No.19109214

>>19108673
based nips

>> No.19109259
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>>19109021
yeah and i love her all the same

>> No.19109364
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19109364

Kind of found it funny that Gura liked this image. She approves of this depiction.

>> No.19109388

>>19108874
Pajamas for full-blown comfy streaming

>> No.19109448

>>19108552
what the fuck is this

>> No.19109452

>>19109364
it's too cute to not like

>> No.19109480

>>19109448
all me

>> No.19109508

>>19108874
>VPN user voting is not allowed.

>> No.19109606
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>>19109021
autistic girls are adorable

>> No.19109685

>>19108996
>>19108874
>diaper chads being btfo by bottomless
not like this, not like this. She is going to piss all over her chair

>> No.19109739

>>19109685
>her chair
yeah, me

>> No.19109748

>stream starts in 75 mins
>need to drive into korean town get food and get back in that time

>> No.19109768

>>19108552
Cosby gave Gura some of that lean.

>> No.19109778

>>19109748
just takumi that shit

>> No.19109803

why are we using this thread my niggas

>> No.19109849

>>19109803
>caring about the OP image

>> No.19109877

>>19109849
look at the timestamps

>> No.19109910

>>19109849
it's a weird image with a chuuba from a different company

>> No.19109936

Kyiv will fall

>> No.19110163
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>>19109768
>mori has been bill cosby all along
No wonder mori always came off as suspicious. Fucking get terminated already mori.

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>>19109936
Hopefully, I'm leveraged to the tits betting on it.

>> No.19110206
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19110206

I wonder why Gura watches his videos...

>> No.19110249

>>19110206
me and my wife

>> No.19110254
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19110254

This is why Gura's home is filthy, she is trying to recreate his cooking

>> No.19110266

>>19110203
>tfw hyoudou and the bogdanoff spirits annihilate the russian military just so this anon loses money

>> No.19110270
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>>19110206
T5 members saw the collab. How new.

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Also she absolutely watches Steve too, even if she didn't say it, why else was the talking about MREs? Is it a smell fag thing?

>> No.19110324

>>19110270
those SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT banner ads and its parodies were gold

>> No.19110328

>>19110302
Yes, she's acknowledged this before.

>> No.19110432

>>19110206
She’s so passionate about cooking, she should really do some cooking handcam videos. I think it would get good responses

>> No.19110436
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>>19110324
If you have screenshots or sauce, pleased fill me in because i probably missed them.

>> No.19110508

>>19110436
you'd have to do some archive digging, it was back in the /jp/ days

>> No.19110550

>>19110508
I'll add it to the bucket list i guess, thanks for the lead.

>> No.19110604

why is this shark so cute i fucking can't

>> No.19110898

>>19109849
You'd seriously use a thread with any image? Even if it's one of the "blacked" edits from antis?

>> No.19110977

>>19110898
Maybe not, but this one isn't intentionally shitposting, it's just a funny picture.

>> No.19111040
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>>19110550
had a quick little look since i had nothing to do. couldn't find an unedited version but you can probably guess whats been censored. plus in the replies to that post you can find the Legolas and korone version
>>>/jp/29453106

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>>19111040
You didn't have to but i will accept your spoonfeed.
Thank you.

>> No.19111202
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19111202

glorsh gobcobb

>> No.19111224

>>19111165
to be fair it worked out for me in the end since i was looking for the gif i posted for a while and it ended up being in that reply chain

>> No.19111241

luna's power wash VOD has spacha though...

>> No.19111263

what if gura was drunk haha

>> No.19111294

>>19111263
yeah, me.

>> No.19111311

>>19111241
Might be to stop people from shitposting Supers due to various recent events.

>> No.19111360

>>19111311
well, that's a good enough reason

>> No.19111395

>>19111311
>>19111263
fuck the greys
>t. Gura

>> No.19111401

>>19111294
Yeah, me.

>> No.19111536
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>> No.19111724

>>19108552
Shit vtuber

>> No.19111767

>>19111724
no, piss vtuber

>> No.19111847
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>>19111724
>>19111767
Diapertuber goo goo ga ga

>> No.19111886
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>>19111724
Imagine if she turns everyone here a scat enjoyer after telling a shit related story haha that would be crazy

>> No.19111894
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>>19111724
Wrong bodily byproduct

>> No.19111921

>>19111886
>turns

>> No.19111953

>>19111921
Forgive me burger sama i am esl please understandu

>> No.19111964
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j*u, glad to see my fellow pisschads

>> No.19111996

>>19111953
You misunderstand, everyone here is already a scat enjoyer

>> No.19112009

>>19111996
fanbase reflects oshi

>> No.19112030

>>19111953
What he meant is, there are piss/scar fags here already.

>> No.19112043
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>>19111886
That might be too far for me.

>> No.19112072

>>19108552
I suspect Gura has a bit of ego and abusive behavior off stream. That's why Watson left her, Watson almost never bully anyone. Only Mori can stomach it.

>> No.19112075

>>19111724
>>19111847
>>19111886
>>19111921
>>19111996
>>19112009
>>19112030
How many indian fans gura have ?

>> No.19112114

>>19112043
>filtered by a little poopy butt
This is why I will be the last chumbud

>> No.19112138
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it's good to be back, cumbuds.

>> No.19112187
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>>19112030
?

>> No.19112206
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>>19112072
>abusive bratty sharkwife that is easily broken down with affection

>> No.19112231
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*begins channeling a spell that will make you goom in about 10 minutes*

>> No.19112238
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>>19112138
Welcome back gura?

>> No.19112298

>>19112072
a. gura is autistic as fuck so she prob said something retarded
b. ame said they were still friends, she just wanted people to like her for her and not to be gura's sidekick/girlfriend

>> No.19112316
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>>19112238
similar energy

>> No.19112339

>>19112138
wash your fucking pissy laundry, stinky
<3 love you

>> No.19112353
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>>19112316
Based.

>> No.19112376
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Cute shark soon!

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Gura almost talked about "that" last stream before deciding not to, but I wonder if she was referring to Rushia or Russia.

>> No.19112451

reminder that goober is right wing she
1. watches steve mre and townshed
2. owns guns
3. wants to buy nods
4. hates taxes
>inb4 some retarded shit about her hating her landlord
she is just anti semitic, not a commie

>> No.19112487

>>19112379
yes

>> No.19112508

>>19112072
bro for the longest time i've believed this rrat. she's just too nice, it feels very inauthentic. she's smart enough to know what kind of shit will get you in trouble which betrays her own internalization of these sentiments. she's a damn good actress, i'll give her that! and at the end of the day i'd rather a girl who keeps her judgments to herself to make me happy than a twitch whore who thinks brutal honesty is a laudable quality.

>> No.19112520

>>19112187
I saw the stock and thought someone was keeping their wellies with their gun

>> No.19112618
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>>19112520
Kek.

>> No.19112623

>>19112520
>>19112187
>paying $2,500 for a gun that beats it's optics to death

>> No.19112625

If you blew your free members super before this stream I pity you

>> No.19112687

>>19112625
I've never used the free supers

>> No.19112691

>>19112625
They don't matter, she only catches one out of hundreds that get sent

>> No.19112725

>>19112625
Why? I get mine next month.

>> No.19112730

>>19112508
baffling post

>> No.19112807

Stream starting, chumbies!

>> No.19112820
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>>19108552
Shrimps...listen to the shark music
Shrimps...listen to the shark music
What do you like to play? Rhythm games!
What do you like to play? Rhythm games!
You see, the shrimps, they listen to the shark, which gives them the brain damage.
You see, with their coming and their going
and their chumming and UOHing
so they don't know what the Holo's all about!
You see, Holo's like Curry Meshi.
No, actually it's more like Taco Bell.
No, actually Holo is like new Weiß Schwarz,
it'll be around forever, heh heh he...

>> No.19112880

time to bathe with my wife(gawr gura, hololive english branch)

>> No.19112899
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so squeenix was the holdup

>> No.19112930

Aw gee i love shark time

>> No.19112993

HI GURA

>> No.19113010

>>19112730
i'm literally praising gura's ability to read the room you unironic bootlicker.

>> No.19113025

I love Gura and all her friends including Kronii

>> No.19113052

Wants to play Viscera cleanup someday. I'm pretty sure she mentioned that game before in one of the VODs.

>> No.19113063

dang she's still low energy

>> No.19113066
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>possible collab with kronii
Fuck off. I don't want to hear that lazy bitch on Gura's stream.

>> No.19113080

>>19113025
I love kronii's kroniis

>> No.19113109

>>19113066
Based and same desu

>> No.19113126

Gura showing up sleepy on the job again. I guess 3 hour stream then.

>> No.19113139

>I just woke up from a nap
she got woken up before noon today for more cover corporate shit

>> No.19113150

>gura suffers from chronic sexy morning voice syndrome

how horrible

>> No.19113179

her sensitivity so high I'm getting a headache

>> No.19113231

>>19112508
>inauthentic
>actress
>witch whore
your jealously is spilling out, 2views

>> No.19113269

s-so clean...

>> No.19113283

YES YESSSSSS LET THE OCD CONSUME YOU

>> No.19113303
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>>19113066
kronii is slowly becoming sana and not streaming, so she wont show up anytime soon

>> No.19113350

Gura is spreading everywhere

>> No.19113372

Gura is the only good EN. Change my mind.

>> No.19113376

Would you take the opportunity to spend a day with Gura even if it guarantees that you'll go deaf by the end?

>> No.19113413

>>19113376
Power washers aren't even that loud

>> No.19113418

>>19113376
No.

>> No.19113453

>>19113372
no
see also:
kiara
ina
ame
calli
kronii
mumei
fauna
bae

>> No.19113469

It's ME

>> No.19113488

I cum bucket on top of the roof

>> No.19113495

It's me!

>> No.19113524
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>>19113453
>council
>kronii
>mumei
lmao

>> No.19113526

this is strangely entertaining to watch

>> No.19113527

>>19113453
& IRyS

>> No.19113536

>Likes to watch school playgrounds being cleaned.
Oooouuuuhhhhhh!!!

>> No.19113552

Autism simulator with my autistic oshi is just what I need after a day of THE GAME.

>> No.19113561

>looks up how to start her own powerwashing business despite not taking baths or cleaning her room or going outside
based autism

>> No.19113567

Gura's Waterworks®

>> No.19113569

>bakery dream is dead

>> No.19113577
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>>19112072
You don't know shit about watson it seems. Gura, watson and ina are the wisest of myth, you are stupid to believe they have drama between any of them. Specially between ame and gura.
How fucking new.

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>Gura will never powerwash your backyard

>> No.19113608

>>19113453
>kiara
>mori
Awful. Worst ones possible to list.
>kronii
>mumei
>fauna
>bae
I refuse to even watch a single second of Council.
>ame
Bad, but not as bad as Mori and Kiara.
>IRyS
Mediocre.
>Ina
Decent, but not good.

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19113616

glushy gash

>> No.19113625

i would hire her to power wash stuff for me for sure

>> No.19113628

>>19113453
But the other guy is right though

>> No.19113633

>>19113524
Fuck you I love mumei.
They can keep kronii though. Don't want that bitch.

>> No.19113675

Would you let Gura permanently mutilate you if she asked nicely?

>> No.19113678

Would you let gura blow your skin off with a power washer

>> No.19113708

UUUOOOOOOHH SKIN ME GURA

>> No.19113709
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>>19113608
>I refuse to even watch a single second of Council.
Incredibly fucking based and same desu

>> No.19113713

>>19113675
>>19113678
Yes

>> No.19113711

>>19113678
>Would you let gura blow you
Of course

>> No.19113734

Absolutely shocked she hasn't seen videos of people using power washers to skin cadavers

>> No.19113775

>>19113678
Noo I still like having my skin

>> No.19113787

>>19113536
WTF is wrong with you? Why are you like this?

>> No.19113789

>>19113453
Remove kiara, mori and bae. Then i agree.

>> No.19113803

does she intentionally have bgm on

>> No.19113851

>>19113803
yeah she said something about how the game's supposed to have music but it's not working or something

>> No.19113857

see? see? you can't call her dirty and stinky because she's blue

>> No.19113864

>>19113787
Why aren't you??

>> No.19113875

Didn't think it would be possible to compare Power Wash Simulator with Elden Ring but she did. No difficulty. Pure suffering. Just like how games should be intended.

>> No.19113883

>>19113536
take a moment to compose yourself, man. dear lord…

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STINKY BRAT I MUST WASH HER BODY

>> No.19113893

>you guys call me stinky
she comes on /here/ doesn't she

>> No.19113911

>>19112730
Ask me how I know you're from the Guracord.

>> No.19113969

>gura is your wingman
y-yay

>> No.19113974

I'm glad Gura doesn't go into overdrive with Rushia tier fakery like
>HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO OTHER WOMEN THINK ONLY OF ME

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What's a good Gura sticker to put on my car lads

>> No.19113981

GURA I FUCKED A SINGLE MOM IN THE BATHROOM AT A GAS STATION LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19113984

Time to get some ladies by slapping a Gawr Gura sticker on my car. I trust Gura being a chick magnet.

>> No.19114010

>>19113974
Gura is happy when chumbuds are happy.

>> No.19114057

>gura watches dog girl pet play porn

>> No.19114055

>>19113231
>didn't read the post
wowww

>> No.19114075
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19114075

Gura what the fuck

>> No.19114080

Time to get some Gura stickers for my car and pick up chicks, chumbuds.
>>19113893
Wait members you guys chat with Gura? That sounds comfy. Does the chat go fast as fuck like right now?

>> No.19114084

>>19113911
>you're a discordfag for calling out a shitpost
baffling post

>> No.19114113

>>19114057
Oh god dont remind me that ruined the word "beans" for me for a week.

>> No.19114121

>i've been watching some videos

Yes, i noticed. Your videos keep getting recommended to me, stop watching videos about crows eating ticks.

>> No.19114128

gura being based af knowing where the women go

>> No.19114142

>>19114121
That was me, sorry

>> No.19114145

>>19114080
chat is still fast. I left her a comment on her members vid saying "I love you too, stinky" though

>> No.19114148
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???

>> No.19114156
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>> No.19114176

>>19114113
I;m thinking about thos Beans

>> No.19114184

Man, I've been pinning up and hiding her pictures all over my workplace, I have her as my desktop background/lockscreen, I sneak her pictures into product I deliver. I have her sticker on my rear window too.
Where is my autistic female gura fan?

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>>19114156

>> No.19114202

>>19114113
gura lives playing with her bean

>> No.19114206

Gura loves those power wash videos. Also, unexpected Shrek comment with Shark having layers but I don't think she knows that.

>> No.19114221

is wood alive

>> No.19114227

>>19114156
how can you rewind

>> No.19114231

>when does a tree stop breathing

>> No.19114241

>>19114080
>Time to get some Gura stickers for my car
Already have one on my car. I like driving around with her

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19114244

>>19114148

>> No.19114253

>>19114221
Is wood even real?

>> No.19114260

>>19113577
Gura is haruhi and watson is mikuru. Ina is nagato, mori is kyon and kiara is koizumi. You know jackshit about relationship. I watched endless eight

>> No.19114268
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19114268

>when does a tree stop breathing

>> No.19114275

>>19114227
I got that image from global, there is a script you can install that lets you do it though

>> No.19114286

"yep, it's wood"
— gawr g. gura

>> No.19114290

>>19114156
is this real?

>> No.19114302

>>19114275
oh ok thanks

>> No.19114303
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>>19114156
I love this shark

>> No.19114327
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>>19113983
I have a couple. I also made this one, but I haven't put it on my car yet

>> No.19114326

people here actually dont watch council?
are they retarded

>> No.19114330

>>19114156
What an incredible child.

>> No.19114344

Someone soundpost that "oh my god yes" please I need to jack off

>> No.19114349
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19114349

I was thinking about the same thing. Does wood have an extended period of time before It is officially dead like human body or what.

>> No.19114364

>>19114156
ISRAEL

>> No.19114377

>>19114156
my oshi

>> No.19114385

>>19114326
what's there to watch? l,mao

>> No.19114386

>>19114176
>>19114202
Nyo you dont understand the dude kept calling the girl "beans". One of my friends says that as a filler word because were retarded zoomers it was torture

>> No.19114388

>>19114156
someone here said she'd do that and now i can't find it

>> No.19114392

>>19114326
I only watch Gura. Am i retarded? That is for you to decide.

>> No.19114393

>>19114241
How many girls have you talked to because of the sticker, anon?

>> No.19114397
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>>19114268
Fauna is the animal kingdom, though.

>> No.19114424

>>19114156
exposed lmao

>> No.19114426

Power washing racial slurs on public sidewalks with Gura!

>> No.19114436

>>19114326
I don't like ENs normally. Gura is an exception. I refuse to watch Council.

>> No.19114437

>>19114268
she thinks she's carti

>> No.19114440

>>19114393
None, they aren't Gura

>> No.19114461

>do you edge?
Well?

>> No.19114464

>>19114326
2/5 myth members are good
4/6 council members + IRyS are good

what do you think?

>> No.19114474

Please edge me before completion, Gura

>> No.19114483
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19114483

Do you edge, chumbuds?

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>>19114290
yep

>> No.19114519

You can clean my wood, Gura

>> No.19114528

>>19114436
do you pretend to speak nippon as well weebo?

>> No.19114534
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>>19114483
I did a couple of times.
Pretty wild experience.

>> No.19114559

>>19114464
3 myth and 3 council are good, IRyS is IRyS

>> No.19114569

>>19114464
Gura is great
Calli, Mumei and Fauna are good
Bae, Kiara and Ina are alright
Kronii, Irys, Ame and Sana are not good

>> No.19114570

>>19114349
Trees have a metabolic process like any other living thing. Once you cut it off it's maybe a live for another couple hours max. Like how when you behead someone technically their head is still alive for a couple seconds before the lack of oxygen and total loss of blood pressure kicks in.

>> No.19114573

I'm moderately surprised at how entertaining this is

>> No.19114585

>>19114326
the council girls are turbo zoomer normalfag tier lesbian and hoes. not interested.

>> No.19114594
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>>19114507
UMMM bros? I thought gura was a pure girl...

>> No.19114595
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>>19114397
chumbud, she's a kirin

>> No.19114610

>>19114326
since gura tends to stream at 1am for me I struggle to fit in work, vods, and other hobbies as is, so i only really watch gura

>> No.19114632

DEADBEATS OUT

>> No.19114668

DEADBEATS BTFO

>> No.19114670

>deadcucks
>we don't allow those here
god damn gura

>> No.19114669

cuckbeats OUT

>> No.19114674

Deadbeats get the fuck out!

>> No.19114678

Gura edging you. UOOOHHHH

>> No.19114677

>>19114632
DEADBEAT HATE

>> No.19114679

MORI DON'T LOOK

>> No.19114681

OH SHIT

>> No.19114682

DEADBEATS GTFO

>> No.19114689

>we don't allow deadbeats here

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CALI BROS?

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>>19114528
I don't speak a lick of Japanese, but I love listening to JPs. 99% of EN chuubas are horrible whores, but Gura is an exception. I like her.

>> No.19114686

deadbeats, we lost... again

>> No.19114687

Gura doesn't allow deadbeats on her property. Based!

>> No.19114700

>>19114594
Impure girls don't draw dongs.

>> No.19114714

who is this calvin fag and why is he dming gura about getting cucked

>> No.19114732

>>19114326
Yes they are retarded, especially if council stops them from watching Gura.

>> No.19114735

>>19114595
Your mom is a kirin.

>> No.19114745

>autistically screeches at in game text messages
>I too autistically screech when I get a message

>> No.19114754

DEATBEATS BTFO

>> No.19114763

GURA POWER WASH MY BUTTCRACK

>> No.19114764
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>>19114595
She's kindling is what she is

>> No.19114780

Friendship with Deadbeats ended, Saplings are new best friend.

>> No.19114785
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19114785

HAHAHAHA EVEN GURA HATES DEADBRAPS
DEADBEATS GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.19114787

The hell happened in that yard?

>> No.19114791

>motivation dropping

>> No.19114825

>>19114507
this proves that she still craves cock...

>> No.19114827

>>19114791
just like powerwashing in real life

>> No.19114840

>>19114787
a bunch of indians came over to celebrate diwali

>> No.19114851

Elden Ring on Sunday

>> No.19114852

Elden Stream soon. Place your bets on Gura's build.

>> No.19114856

just play Sekiro gura

>> No.19114861

>Gura gonna stream Elden Ring
Screambros, get excited

>> No.19114866

Gura has played the tutorial of Elden Ring but got stuck on Treeman. I think she'll do better than Kiara against Margit.

>> No.19114868

>>19114827
this
powerwashing is fun for a total of 30 seconds

>> No.19114885

>all these grays

>> No.19114889

>>19114825
Yeah, mine.

>> No.19114892

shillshark working her magic

>> No.19114907
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>>19114840
oh nyooo, stinky

>> No.19114915

I would give Gura my PS5 if she would spray me with a power washer

>> No.19114917

She's shilling

>> No.19114920

>>19114868
you are ngmi

>> No.19114943

Gura wants a free PS5 since I think it's still hard to get it in retail.

>> No.19114946

Shork wants Sony sponsorship in exchange for a PS5.

>> No.19114949

>>19114920
Im just here for the dicks desu

>> No.19114959

>>19114852
I hope she just resets her game and spends the first hour in the character creator

>> No.19114983

>god I watch weird videos
we know gura

>> No.19114986

Does Cover condone shilling for free systems?

>> No.19115008

Based gura does not bow to PS5 scalpers

>> No.19115023

Gura sure has weird tastes.
It's fun to hear about them though

>> No.19115076

Gura exposing the car washing video scams live on stream!

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>>19114787

>> No.19115108

I just realized, is there a single HoloEN member who is confirmed to own a car?

>> No.19115129

that patio/table/chairs/yard?
all me. gura is washing me right now.

>> No.19115130

>>19115108
Yeah, Mumei

>> No.19115132
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I wonder what kind of mom Gura would be...

>> No.19115153

>>19115108
I don't think any besides Mumei can even drive

>> No.19115170

>>19115130
based and civilized

>> No.19115177

>>19115108
mumei hit someone with her car

>> No.19115185

>>19115132
The mother of my child.

>> No.19115201

>>19115130
Oh right. I literally watched her road rage rant stream
>>19115153
I would be very surprised if Calli couldn't drive

>> No.19115197

Gura drawing UwU. I don't think she's done that as much like she did back in 2021.

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>>19115076
Is she gonna call out that faggot that """restores""" electronics he found in a ditch, covered in mud and burnt to a crisp
?

>> No.19115207

UWU

>> No.19115212

sbrat

>> No.19115214

>>19115108
Mumei does for sure, but don't know about the rest.

>> No.19115217

Gura is a precious goofball.

>> No.19115233
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>>19115177
BASED

>> No.19115236

>>19115108
mumei
fauna

>> No.19115238

>>19115108
Don't remember if she owns a car but Bae can drive.

>> No.19115277
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19115277

>actual height

>> No.19115291

>>19115177
Did she back up and do it again just to be sure?

>> No.19115292

I'm her gaming chair

>> No.19115300

Gura likes to watch bus seats getting clean. Also, she should do a power wash stream of her chair.

>> No.19115301

just give it to me gura ill clean it alright

>> No.19115302

woah, is the anon who is gura's chair still here?
she wants to wash you before going back to sitting on you, you're in bro

>> No.19115306

I MUST SNIFF

>> No.19115309

>>19115201
calli talked about driving her dad once so she does

>> No.19115313

Gura's... chair...
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

>> No.19115320

>power washing the seasoning off her chair
Gura please don't

>> No.19115323

>I need to clean my chair
yeah because she sits on it without panties and pisses on it

>> No.19115325

>>19115132
The MILF kind

>> No.19115353
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>>19115291
She had to, the woman had no face.

>> No.19115360

>>19115236
Fauna? Did i miss something since day one or something?

>> No.19115370

>>19115323
*shits and farts on it

>> No.19115378

>deadbeats out
>takodachis in
Based?

>> No.19115383

>>19115108
I mean half of them are autistic women children

>> No.19115395

Shill shark out in full force today

>> No.19115396

>>19115313
Fishy with a hint of pissy cunny and body odor. A fine vintage

>> No.19115398

>shark_mascot

>> No.19115407

Bloop...

>> No.19115415

>>19115323
>>19115370
don't post it

>> No.19115459

Gura is so cruel kek

>> No.19115484

>>19115396
For forgot farts, and maybe shit because tummy hurt.

>> No.19115485

bloop sucks

>> No.19115488

Gura eats ass confirmed

>> No.19115489

oh no no shark_mascot not like this

>> No.19115505

>barely remembers what bloop looks like
another reminder gura hates bloop because it was the only mascot model Ina didn't create

>> No.19115516

Would you taste Gura's poopoo pit?

>> No.19115518

>>19114507
She needs me to fertilize her eggs

>> No.19115524

Why does imagining Gura's stinky dirty chair make me so hard

>> No.19115530

I kinda want a Herman Miller chair now. They are kinda pricey though

>> No.19115538

>>19115459
Shut the fuck up, your skin is door tanned pajeet

>> No.19115544

>>19115370
yeah, me.

>> No.19115555

>>19115524
Because it smells like Gura's most intimate parts

>> No.19115580

>>19115524
Because cooming to normal things doesn't do it anymore

>> No.19115583

>>19115505
What would Ina's mascot have been?

>> No.19115585

>>19115538
Why so mad Bloop?

>> No.19115607

GURA'S GONNA BLEACH ME

>> No.19115614

>>19115530
buy a pre-owned one

>> No.19115615

Gura as Billy Mays art, when? Or was it already done. I remember she would say "That's a Lot of Damage" by Phil Swift.

>> No.19115620
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>>19115555
checked

>> No.19115618

Thanks for remembering me Gawr Gura!

>> No.19115644

>Jabooty dubs
That takes me back

>> No.19115651

goodness that was poignant

>> No.19115664

>>19115583
something cuter and not a shark mascot for a shark

>> No.19115679

>you will not be missed uwu your time is over
and
>you are a dirty disgusting boy
what did she mean by this?

>> No.19115680
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>>19115618

>> No.19115684

>>19115555
Basedo

>> No.19115715

I fucking hate time limits on streams what the fuck is that garbage

>> No.19115761

DMC isn't going to help her git gud in Elden Ring. She'll need a little more time than 3 hours to get even a little progress in Elden Ring.

>> No.19115762

>she hasn't played a souls game before
How's that elden ring stream gonna go?

>> No.19115760

>>19115715
good thing it's not r eal

>> No.19115784

>>19115715
...time limit?

>> No.19115799

>>19115715
Wait, there's a time limit on this stream? Do perms run out at midnight?

>> No.19115804

>>19115762
oh no, he's gray

>> No.19115802

>>19115614
>Gets a Pre-owned chair
>Now gets bedbugs from sitting in the chair somebody's smelly ass sat on

>> No.19115821

>>19115762
Fantastically.

>> No.19115837

>>19115760
>>19115784
>>19115799
Watch the stream you faggots

>> No.19115842

>>19115530
even at retail price you'll save money because it won't disintegrate after a few years like cheap junk chairs do

>> No.19115844

>>19115715
I mean gura's are basically timed. If it's chatting its an hour and a half max and games are pretty much always 3 hours

>> No.19115859

>>19115715
>time limits
she is just lazy shark that does minimum to fulfill her contract
there are no enforced time limits

>> No.19115860

>>19114764
take it fucking back right fucking now

>> No.19115868

>>19115804
Fuck you, you're the gay one.

>> No.19115878

gura eating my skin

>> No.19115888

imagine being grey

>> No.19115902

>>19115859
>>19115799
>>19115784
>>19115760
She literally just said she was asked how long she planned to stream Elden Ring you goddamn faggots

>> No.19115904

Gura hungers for flesh.

>> No.19115906

>>19115868
>He's gray and he can't read

>> No.19115910

>constantly dunking on the greys by mentioning member streams

>> No.19115915

Gura talks about us to the greys as if we were her boyfriends

>> No.19115925

i'm gray, abuse and insult me!

>> No.19115927

>>19115902
retardbro..

>> No.19115935

>>19115915
I am

>> No.19115945

>the members
Why can't she just use her member name? Her constantly saying "chat" and "members" is so impersonal when she could say "chumbuds" and "shrimps" instead.

>> No.19115953

>>19115915
Yeah me!

>> No.19115962

>>19115915
That's because I am
>>19115935
I made this post

>> No.19115966

>>19115910
Can't wait for her to mention the next one coming in a few days

>> No.19115991

>>19115945
meds now

>> No.19115997

>>19115915
yeah, me(her boyfriend)

>> No.19115999

>>19115945
She wants them to realize she doesn't care about them, only her members

>> No.19116002

Not sure I'd say Gura's mom is YABE. We didn't get much talking from her from New Years. Whens that next collab going to happen?

>> No.19116003

>>19115902
i'm drinking so might has misheard what gura said but kiara already confirmed it isn't time-limited
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1497347889802190850

>> No.19116014

CLEAN IT UP GURA

>> No.19116021

>>19115915
yeah, me.

>> No.19116022

>>19115902
you retarded?
we're saying she is only going to play GOTY for 3hrs because she's a lazy bitch

>> No.19116038

Imagine being gray, get fucked

>> No.19116048

>>19115902
oh yeah that definitely means there's a hard time limit on her stream and not that someone just asked her a casual question. sorry about your mental illness anon, it's a terrible thing to be saddled with in life. i'm glad i don't have to deal with that.

>> No.19116059

>I used to have an intense interest in chemicals

>> No.19116089

GURA WAS LITERALLY A JANNIE, CLEAN IT UP GURA

>> No.19116096

>>19116003
The fact they want to know how long the stream is going to be at all is bizarre though

>> No.19116113

>>19115945
gura doesn't want her fans to develop parasocial relationship

>> No.19116120

>>19116089
watch streams

>> No.19116129
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>>19116089
she does it for free???

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Does it still count as watching the stream if you listen to it in the background while playing something

>> No.19116143

>>19116014
>>19116089
>SC off
GURA DOES IT FOR FREE

>> No.19116152
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>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE EARTH TO MAKE THAT?!?
yes

>> No.19116158

>>19116113
Just the members

>> No.19116165

this stream is the product of 5,000 hours spent watching cleaning videos

>> No.19116166

gura's asking the real questions

>> No.19116172

>>19115888
Why do you feel superior about giving Yagoo and Youtube $4 and Gura maybe $1?
Does she do anything cool besides member streams like personalized DM Videos?

>> No.19116174

>gura the jannie talking about using a power washer to suicide

>> No.19116202

Gura I missed an hour because I was making dinner let’s gooooooo

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>>19116136
maaybe

>> No.19116226

Imagine blasting into Gura's mouth so hard it puts a whole in her head

>> No.19116227

Will you drink Gura's water?

>> No.19116231

Gura thinks about some pretty bizarre things

>> No.19116239
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19116239

I'M GOING TO DRINK GURA'S WATER!!!!!!

>> No.19116242

>>19116172
Yeah, but only for me

>> No.19116245

Surprised the piss-baiting took that long

>> No.19116250

>>19116202
Just in time to drink her water

>> No.19116251

>>19116172
>personalized DM Videos
fanbud...

>> No.19116252

>you can drink my water
>my water is cleaaaaan
jesus fucking christ gura

>> No.19116257

GURA'S WATER HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.19116256

>>19116136
I often listen on my phone while I do my reps.

>> No.19116260

Gura talking a lot about how pain she can inflict with power wash equipment. You don't think....

>> No.19116264

>>19116172
>Does she do anything cool besides member streams like personalized DM Videos
ya

>> No.19116263

>copying belle delphine
gura is pathetic

>> No.19116267

drinking gura's water TuT

>> No.19116269

>>19116048
Kiara said she was asked to give an estimate and wanted to stick to it. If they're asked to give an estimate and feel compelled to uphold it, that's effectively a time limit.

>> No.19116281

>>19115945
It's certainly prevalent with EN for some reason

>> No.19116282

>you could drink my water

There is no way she isn't doing this on purpose. I refuse to get a piss fetish just because a shark girl said so.

>> No.19116287

she should play house flipper. that game is much better but I am not complaining about hearing her talk about mundane shit for hours.

>> No.19116288

SHARK PISSY CUNNY

>> No.19116289

>would you drink my water?
This brat knows exactly what she's doing.

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>>19116257
Gura's holy water

>> No.19116297

Gura water is just a Gawr boost drink.

>> No.19116307

>>19116263
>

>> No.19116319

LOLI PEE IS PURE AND CLEAN

>> No.19116321

I wanna drink Gura’s water

>> No.19116334

I would drink Gura's fluids.

>> No.19116336

>>19116263
what?
also
>copying

>> No.19116345

is gura's pee sweet or bitter

>> No.19116346
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Pissfags? Nah, I'd drink her saliva straight from her mouth.

>> No.19116373
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>>19116289

>> No.19116384

>tfw a bird house shit on my car

>> No.19116397

>>19116242
>>19116264
Show us proof nigag
>>19116263
What?

>> No.19116399

>sharkmom would like powerwash simulator
Noted.

>> No.19116402

>>19116319
>>19116321
>>19116334
>>19116288
>>19116289
>>19116282
>>19116267
>>19116263
>>19116257
>>19116252
>>19116245
seek help your brainrot is showing

>> No.19116405

>>19116263
gura is friends with one of belle delphine's friends

>> No.19116412
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19116412

gongle gwimbo

>> No.19116426

>>19116282
If you're unwilling to get Gura's fetishes get out.

>> No.19116428

>>19116263
Here’s a secret
HER did a song cover for Belle

>> No.19116430

>>19116402
>brainrot
JUST LIKE GURA'S STEAM ACCOUNT!!!

>> No.19116431

>>19116263
Shark is an entrepreneur, she's gonna sell piss jugs instead of bathwater

>> No.19116438

Mom is Candy Crush level 800 gamer.

>> No.19116440

GURA IS LONELY
I'M COMING GURA

>> No.19116457

>>19116346
I'd literally lick her saliva and sweat straight from her feet

>> No.19116468

i need to save jher dear god

>> No.19116478 [DELETED] 
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19116478

seek help your brainrot is showing

>> No.19116498

I CAN SAVE HER

>> No.19116499

GURA PLEASE I CAN FIX YOU

>> No.19116502

>>19116282
That's what they all say. We'll break you soon enough

>> No.19116505

>gura is lonely
based, seems like someone doesn't have a yeah me

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>>19116402
Stop calling me names i'm going to cry.

>> No.19116515

>>19116397
They are just for me. I can't give them to you.

>> No.19116526

I don't want gura to be lonely forever

>> No.19116550

>Venting about being lonely
Every day I hate the coof for deny Gura to meet her genmates so she can have off collabs.

>> No.19116553

i can fix gura the most

>> No.19116556

>>19116505
Yeah, me ;_;

>> No.19116578

lonely sharky

>> No.19116585
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19116585

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>> No.19116586

I can fix Gura the best!

>> No.19116610

>>19116550
her closest genmate lives on the other end of the country

>> No.19116614

>>19116457
Would you lick the piss running down her legs when she is playing a horror game?

>> No.19116616

>>19116550
I mean, they live really far away too.

>> No.19116630

>>19116505
Said it before and I'll say it again: Gura is the Wizardqueen.

>> No.19116665

>tfw no qt gura GF to make her less lonely near me

>> No.19116703

>>19116630
If gura remains virgin until 30 does she become a sorceress?

>> No.19116741

>>19116610
traveling takes up a lot of energy and is stressful for some people

>> No.19116758

>she measures water in the amount needed to drown someone

>> No.19116761
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19116761

>its small and dinky huhaha

>> No.19116764

Why does Gura's mind so often go to using things for murder?

>> No.19116780

>>19116703
no she grows a dick and joins us

>> No.19116789

>>19116630
she isn't 30

>> No.19116819

>>19116780
i would suck the fuck out of it

>> No.19116831
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>>19116703
She knows what astral projection is so she's already halfway there. Now all she needs is an altar, a rod, and a dagger.
>>19116789
Shhh, she's over 9000.

>> No.19116835

>>19116703
shes not virgin, anon, her boyfriend already pumped her with his DNA (me by the way)

>> No.19116836
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>>19116780
>futa gura
uoh

>> No.19116840 [SPOILER] 
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19116840

Gura deserves this

>> No.19116859

i'm pretty sure that's the exact same grill i have

>> No.19116860

>>19116741
no im saying it wasn't just coof, she couldn't hang out irl with any EN members because no other EN even lives in her time zine

>> No.19116897

Gura just washed my car

>> No.19116916

>>19116764
>Gura has edgy intrusive thoughts
>I have edgy intrusive thoughts
WE ARE

>> No.19116927

>>19116703
if she's into women I've heard it's really tough for them on dating apps. especially for an introvert

>> No.19116935

>The children are fast
>But the child predator shark is faster

>> No.19116937

>>19116897
I wrote this post

>> No.19116938

kek papa shark spent a lot of time grilling with her

>> No.19116942

>>19116780
It would be fun to fap with Gura

>> No.19116950

>>19116835
I don't remember posting this but I must have

>> No.19117003

>>19116927
She's into both but definitely likes women more so she sees dating a man as "settling" which means her dating pool is incredibly tiny.

>> No.19117011

Gura thinks $500 is expensive for a grilling set. There's way more expensive ones.

>> No.19117017

Imagine Gura sitting on your lap, and she "power washes" herself soaking your lap.

>> No.19117042

>>19117017
UOH

>> No.19117049

She's got a point there.

>> No.19117054

who is calvin

>> No.19117063

Imagine Gawr cutting your dick clean off with a power washer

>> No.19117064

>>19117003
t. the voices in anon's head

>> No.19117067

The government doesn’t want you to know that you can just go down to a wildfire and take some fire. It’s free.

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>>19117017

>> No.19117082

>>19117003
I mean her dating pool probably only includes her fridge and bed, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't leave the gura nest very often

>> No.19117086

well that was unexpected news...

>> No.19117096

cold hot dog? yeah, mine (it's -10F outside)

>> No.19117105

>gura ate a hot dog after masturbating with it

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>>19116819
>well? don't leave me hanging! get to it, anon

>> No.19117109

>complains about paying for fire
>ate a cold hotdog
is this girl the biggest cheapskate?

>> No.19117124

I do that too.

>> No.19117134

>I had a cold hot dog today!
HOLY BASED

>> No.19117133

Gura so lazy to heat up a hotdog that she eats it cold. What a savage.

>> No.19117140

>>19116514
Pikameanon, are you a regular here?

>> No.19117148

>>19117096
Sounds like it is small dude

>> No.19117176

WHY CAN'T SHE JUST EAT NORMAL FUCKING FOOD NORMALLY WHY MUST SHE MAKE ME CONCERN LIKE THIS

>> No.19117179

>>19117082
yeah, me

>> No.19117186

>>19117082
Yeah, the bigger issue would be that she has basically no avenues to meet people other than her animal volunteering, which probably doesn't have too many different people shuffling in and out.

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>>19117017

>> No.19117211

>finest stomach made of titanium
I feel like this isn't true.

>> No.19117229

>Gura has a titanium stomach.
Didn't she get sick from that vegan meat a while back?

>> No.19117234
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19117234

FEMBUDS ARE REAL?

>> No.19117240

>>19117148
He was in the pool!

>> No.19117252

Hey this is just a zatsudan!

>> No.19117255

>ms. tomy hort says she has a strong titanium belly
top kek

>> No.19117260

>>19117176
A cold hotdog isn't a big deal though.

>> No.19117273

>>19117234
that's the girl from the gas station who i fucked

>> No.19117276

>>19117234
She ain't wrong.

>> No.19117291

>>19117234
>Allyson

>> No.19117293

>gura just eats cold hot dogs and day old pizza
It makes sense.

>> No.19117295

>>19117255
Tomy hort pls understand

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19117300

>weak immune system
>strong stomach
goobus...

>> No.19117305

>>19117082
been there. feel for goombus on that. dating is tough when you don't like going to bars or parties

>> No.19117329

Gura doesn't waste anything, even overnight counter pizza.

>> No.19117332

>>19117186
brb, volunteering in every animal shelter in the whole time zone

>> No.19117336

>>19117252
why do you think i was so insane with rage when they took it away from her? this stream was always going to be awesome

>> No.19117345

>>19117255
Anon you are watching Gura not Ame

>> No.19117349

>>19117252
You just realized?

>> No.19117355

>>19117234
and bologna is just hotdog pancakes what's your point

>> No.19117371

Remember the internet?

>> No.19117377

there's literally nothing wrong with eating pizza that's been on the board overnight
just put it in the microwave and you're good to go, i've done it my entire life and i recommend

>> No.19117386

hey school sucks man you can just go on the stinkin' INTERNET

>> No.19117406

>>19117371
Those were the best years of my life.

>> No.19117407

>>19117355
bologna is american-style mortadella

>> No.19117427

>>19117234
Quintessentially American.

>> No.19117429

>>19117377
Depending on who made the pizza, it may be even better the second day!

>> No.19117438

Remember Gawr Gura? Man those were the days…

>> No.19117465

I'm still waiting for a good year in my life

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>hey, remember vtubers?
don't do this to me gura...

>> No.19117488

>>19117186
>tfw no meet cute with goober

>> No.19117495

>>19117407
Nobody knows or cares about your country

>> No.19117505

>>19117465
>Gura has been streaming for nearly 18 months

>> No.19117515

>>19117186
or at the numerous stores that she visits

>> No.19117519

>>19117495
i'm from california

>> No.19117518

>>19117472
that day will come sooner than you think old man

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>>19117505
oh man

>> No.19117557

>>19117515
Stores are not a good place for meeting people anon.

>> No.19117561

>>19117438
>Remember Gawr Gura? Man those were the days…
I remember putting the ring on her finger like it was just yesterday
she lets me put it in her butt

>> No.19117563

>>19117519
cool, stay there and don't come to America, we are full

>> No.19117570

oh shit we're back to Over the Hedge

>> No.19117573

>>19117519
no offense and dont take this personally but i hope you die

>> No.19117577

wachaa

>> No.19117591

Wants to sing a song from Over the Hedge but doesn't know the name of it. Should probably do a watchalong to jog the noggin.

>> No.19117606

>>19117561
Don't lose the ring in there like I did

>> No.19117622

>>19117573
>>19117563
i moved to america like 20 years ago and i like it!

>> No.19117624

>>19117465
post college, pre coof was pretty fun

>> No.19117638

hoocha

>> No.19117656

>>19117472
>youwillmissmewhenigone starts playing

>> No.19117699

>>19117624
did you move directly to a new city right afterwards? i did that and it took a few years for things to not suck

>> No.19117702

>hoocha
It's been so long. I wish she'd say It more. It's iconic as fuck.

>> No.19117704

of all the chumbies, i alone am the chumbiest

>> No.19117707

>>19117622
No, you said you live in california. california is not part of America. Please never, ever come to America.

>> No.19117713

If you can slap a hooker, you can slap a slapchop

>> No.19117732

>>19117707
no retard i said i'm FROM california

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Is it true?

>> No.19117776

>>19117699
town not city, and eh it was fine. I'm like 45 mins away from my home town, gura. Plus there are a ton of bars here and it is easy to match and get dates with nonwhite girls

>> No.19117784

>>19117732
right, now stop being alive please

>> No.19117805
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19117805

>>19117702
I miss shaaark, but judging by her debut watching stream she seems to hate shaaark.

>> No.19117819

>>19117732
In that case how did you escape

>> No.19117823

>>19117754
Someone slipped containment, pls understando

>> No.19117832

>>19117732
wait, you left california and came to America? Fuck off back to california

>> No.19117837

>>19117713
I wish Gura would slap me and call me a whore

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19117840

>>19117472

>> No.19117853

>>19117832
but that place is full of californians!

>> No.19117862

>>19117776
that last sentence is so disturbing

>> No.19117890

>gura makes 6 figures +
>gura is afraid of wasting money on pizza
is it confirmed that mommy and daddy shark refuse to let her use the vast majority of her vtuber money?

>> No.19117908

California wouldn't be so bad if an earthquake severe enough to break it off into the ocean would occur. Might be nice then.

>> No.19117915

She's not finishing the next job, if she even starts another

>> No.19117916

>>19117754
why are there so many borderline crazy people in chat at all times

>> No.19117922

Luna spent 9h washing, how much will gura last?

>> No.19117946

chumbuds i got a big bag full of kratom!

>> No.19117947

>>19117862
why is it disturbing that asian, latina, black and indian girls all want white cock?

>> No.19117955

>>19117890
No.

>> No.19117966

>>19117890
Poorfags are just a different breed
It took Ame poisoning herself in a termite infested apartment to change her ways

>> No.19117974

>>19117922
30 more minutes tops

>> No.19117977

>>19115935
>>19115953
>>19115962
>>19115997
>>19116021
sorry for samefagging all these posts. I'm just so excited to have gura as my girlfriend (which would make me her boyfriend).

>> No.19117980

>>19117922
Depends how long the Mars area is, I could see her playing for another hour

>> No.19117997

>>19117966
gura isn't even a poorfag though

>> No.19118000

>>19117922
1:24 down, 1:36 left to go

>> No.19118018

Guys I have an announcement: Gura just agreed to be my boyfriend!

>> No.19118054

>$10
>it's expensive though
jesus gura

>> No.19118063

>>19117922
3 hour time limit on streams pls understand

>> No.19118080

>>19117890
She was probably just raised to be very frugal.

>> No.19118092

>>19117997
She still is in spirit

>> No.19118122

>>19117890
This is such a retarded rrat

>> No.19118129

>$10
>expensive
gura pls you're the richest vtuber in the entire world

>> No.19118145

>>19117805
I think it's more that she hated she was using it as a space filler. she's a lot better at carrying the monologue now.

>> No.19118153

>>19117977
I'm fine with you samefagging, because you're me, and I'm replying to myself.

>> No.19118156

>>19118129
anon pay attention to how much money she has in game, where it matters for making purchases in game

>> No.19118213
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19118213

>you will never colonize mars with gura

>> No.19118218

>>19118122
she refuses to spend money on nonwork related things. Ina too, but Ina at least lives with her parents and has the artist job she uses to pay the bills and is asian so it makes sense her parents won't let her spend her vtubing money. She buys her gunpla and gives her mom restaurant money from her artist money

>> No.19118254

This power washing brought to you by the history channel

>> No.19118258

>>19118218
recently she's talked about buying a number of anime figures as well as her online vintage clothing shopping habit

>> No.19118274

>>19118213
>tfw you will never colonize gura

>> No.19118277

sorry gooey goowah...

>> No.19118304

>>19118218
Just because she doesn't spend much doesn't mean she doesn't have control of her money. There is no reason to believe someone else is in control of her money

>> No.19118321

>>19117890
You don't stay rich by spending it all.

>> No.19118327

>"Ew he left his goo everywhere!"

>> No.19118332

>>19118213
Mars is radioactive.

>> No.19118334

>>19118213
>>19118274
I will, because I'm her boyfriend (me)

>> No.19118347

>>19118258
how many anime did she buy? And they were used dresses, cant have been that much, she refused to buy new
also
>no money no work
based an-cap gura
socialists btfo

>> No.19118354

>>19118332
So is Earth

>> No.19118378

>>19118347
she named off at least four figures really rapidly and it was hard to tell

>> No.19118392

>>19117890
She just got a ku100 and a pretty nice audio interface. She's not afraid to spend when it's for something she gives a shit about.

>> No.19118410

>>19118304
I dont think her parents control it. I think they just told her she can't spend above a certain amount on nonwork related things

>> No.19118413

>>19118332
Haha you are funny guy the fucking soil where I live is mildly radioactive.

>> No.19118456

>>19118347
Gura's a hard core capitalist shark. She hates the grays, saves money, eats day old pizza.

>> No.19118460

Can you retards stop arguing about something that we literally have zero way of knowing about? You are making up fantasy narratives in your head and debating over whose fantasy is real.

>> No.19118469

>>19118392
that is work related and will make her more money. Chloe maxed out her credit cards doing that too.

>> No.19118476

>>19118354
You mean it will be... Like with in the next few days or so. Let's hope Gura makes it back to Atlantis before it happens.

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19118490

>It's in British!

>> No.19118503

>>19118332
radiation can't enter your body without permission

>> No.19118505

>>19118410
Them making suggestions and them controlling her spending are two different things

>> No.19118517

gura's cloaca...

>> No.19118536

>>19118460
do you know where you are?

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>>19118460
Welcome to the world of being a parasocial loser. It's fun

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>>19117070

>> No.19118551

Did she just say what I think I heard?

>> No.19118558

Gura finally doing the Playground like the videos she watches.

>> No.19118594

>Gura watches the videos I take at the playground

>> No.19118623

>>19118460
It's literally what we are here to do retard

>> No.19118632

>>19118536
I swear to god this thread has gotten way stupider in the past month. There's been less antis, but there has been a lot more people who just have no critical thinking skills at all

>> No.19118643

>>19118551
what?

>> No.19118652

>>19118632
>a lot more people who just have no critical thinking skills at all
all me

>> No.19118658

kek

>> No.19118675

what kind of streams do you guys masturbate to? for me it's mostly minecraft

>> No.19118689

i'm going to hose gura down later tonight (with my penis)

>> No.19118700

>>19118675
gura streams

>> No.19118717

>>19118700
yeah i mean what kind of gura streams

>> No.19118726

>>19118551
what the playground thumbnail or something else?

>> No.19118738

>>19118717
piss

>> No.19118743

>>19118675
zatsu and comfy streams

>> No.19118744

>>19118594
No, she does not watch the videos you take of the children at the park.

>> No.19118753

>>19118689
>>19118750
samefag (me)

>> No.19118791

Gura does not believe in soap

>> No.19118792

gura doesn't wash with soap confirmed

>> No.19118803

Wow soap fucking sucks compared to how it was when I last watched someone play this (ages ago)

>> No.19118809

My sand eating shark-wife...

>> No.19118817

Gura ate sand...

>> No.19118830

>turtle
WRITE THAT DOWN

>> No.19118854

>she used to eat sand
>I used to eat sand
WE ARE

>> No.19118856

>You will never eat sand with her

>> No.19118873

I love my autistic sharkwife.

>> No.19118875

aaaannd that's why she has no bottom teeth

>> No.19118876

imagine the state of her teeth

>> No.19118877

she was actually autistic

>> No.19118882

Guess Gura is actually a sand shark.

>> No.19118889

UOH

>> No.19118893

>i've put a lot worse things in my mouth

>> No.19118898

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth

>> No.19118901

>>19118817
Are you honestly surprised?

>> No.19118905

What has she put in her mouth/

>> No.19118910

SHE PUT WHAT IN HER MOUTH?

>> No.19118920
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19118920

Are chumbuds retarded?

>> No.19118921

w-what worse things has she put in her mouth???

>> No.19118922

:(

>> No.19118923

yeah me

>> No.19118928

MY COCK GUYS SORRY

>> No.19118930

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth
yeah, me

>> No.19118942

Gura's put a lot of worst things in her mouth. What could those be?

>> No.19118943

>I put a lot worse things in my mouth
gura drinks piss confirmed

>> No.19118944

My name is worse things

>> No.19118947

WHAT HAVE YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH GURA (BESIDES ME)???

>> No.19118948

>>19118910
me

>> No.19118950

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth
>If only you knew...

>> No.19118971

>>19118877
>was

>> No.19118975

>>19118893
>>19118898
yeah, me

>> No.19118976

Gura thinks my dick is worse than sand...

>> No.19118980

>McDonalds? Where?!
She sounded so excited

>> No.19118987

>>19118947
Me.

>> No.19119005

>refuses to elaborate
The rrats...

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>>19119005

>> No.19119028

>>19118920
I would break the christmas ornaments and eat them

>> No.19119041

>I've put worse things in my mouth
For some reason I thought of the time I put a gun in my mouth.

>> No.19119063

She's learning too much about the cleaning industry secrets. Shut it down!

>> No.19119071

> chat: McDonald's
> gura: WHERE!?
never change sharky

>> No.19119082

>>19119041
anon.....

>> No.19119086

>>19118920
My brother did that once when he was a baby. Apparently they did a surgery on him the moment my parents realized

>> No.19119102
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>>19119041
chumbie, the fuck are you doing?

>> No.19119105

Spent all last night watching banned children's episodes. What could those be?

>> No.19119112

jesus christ i want to lay in bed and watch dumb videos with her so fucking bad

>> No.19119137

>>19119041
Gura wouldn't want that

>> No.19119156

>>19119041
Mine always tastes like oil, but I put it in every night all the same

>> No.19119175

>>19119082
>>19119102
>>19119137
It was like 11 years ago relax.

>> No.19119207

>>19119175
How are you doing now, Chumbie? Everything good, now?

>> No.19119233

oh what, now that is interesting

>> No.19119249

HOLY SHIT
WRITE THAT DOWN

>> No.19119257

she almost worked in childrens television holy shit

>> No.19119266

>>19119156
What brands of solvent & oil do you use?
>>19119207
Best shape of my life and doing pretty good actually.

>> No.19119271

>>19119112
Her Youtube recommendations are probably a goldmine of insanity.

>> No.19119280

Gura talking about her life?? Nani the fuck??

>> No.19119291

fuck, she got the part and the production collapsed.

>> No.19119294

>>19119105
gura just tweeted BILL COSBY INNOCENT

>> No.19119304

yeah she was a part of that cartoon

>> No.19119319

In another universe Gura is a children's show star

>> No.19119320

LORE

>> No.19119334

Lmao gura your autism can't be matched. As if you think it's ok the talk about NDAs right now.

>> No.19119336

>she almost worked in children's TV but the production fell out
Gura lore at the moment

>> No.19119342

Gura working in children's television. She's been talking about a lot of kid things this stream.

>> No.19119354

Gura was going to be another teletubby

>> No.19119355

>funding
ohhhh right that thing

>> No.19119361

>Gura almost had her life ruined by being a child actor
Dodged a fucking bullet

>> No.19119383

>NDA mention
Call the dramaniggers!

>> No.19119415

>>19119319
Hololive is basically the same thing.

>> No.19119438

>>19119361
She didn't say it was necessarily when she was a child. Could've been a voice acting gig. It was probably a voice acting gig

>> No.19119453

>>19119266
Just clp, it's what we used back in the military so just kinda kept with it, has always worked.

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dozo

>> No.19119457

Gura what the fuck

>> No.19119462

from that to
>DO YOU GUYS WASH YOUR ARMPITS
never change

>> No.19119470

>guras unwashed legs
ToT

>> No.19119504

Gura not washing her legs. Oooouuuuhhhhhh!!!!

>> No.19119507
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19119507

>stinky-legs gura

>> No.19119510

Gura wtf??????????????

>> No.19119520

>There are people who don't wash their armpits or legs

>> No.19119526

>who's gonna be by your legs

>> No.19119529

I don't wash my legs feet or back

>> No.19119531

>whos gonna be by your legs?
yeah me

>> No.19119533

>>19119361
she didn't say she was a child, she had to sign stuff. she prob was going to be a voice actor or as an adult playing a child
>I don't wash my legs
fucking leg beard confirmed
>who is going to be by your arms
gura virgin leg beard

>> No.19119541
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Gura's dirty legs

>> No.19119561

WIZARDQUEEN

>> No.19119570

>>19119266
any CLP will do. FireClean is my go to

>> No.19119571

>who's gonna be by your legs
no bf and virgin confirmed

>> No.19119575

I haven't washed behind my ears in over 30 years and I ain't about to start now

>> No.19119590
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stinky

>> No.19119592

Archivebud, how many instances of "yeah me"?

>> No.19119615

>>19119575
Do it you filthy faggot

>> No.19119617

Does shampooing behind your ears count

>> No.19119619

>crust behind your ears
What the fuck?

>> No.19119631
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>>19119455

>> No.19119632

I get ear crust, so I usually wash behind my ears

>> No.19119648

>>19119592
% grep -Ei 'yeah.? me' Jvvc3nc_TPw.log
[Fri 25 Feb 2022 09:48:33 PM EST]
2022-02-25 20:21:14 | (Member (6 months)) Insufficiently Anonymous: Yeah, me.
2022-02-25 20:21:31 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: love was in the air because of yeah me
2022-02-25 20:23:29 | (Member (6 months)) Windswrath: Yeah me too!
2022-02-25 20:36:17 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me guys
2022-02-25 20:37:16 | (Member (1 year)) bob business: yeah me to send me a ps5
2022-02-25 20:38:16 | D'Avell: yeah me too
2022-02-25 21:40:04 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me
2022-02-25 21:47:10 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me

>> No.19119650
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>> No.19119661

GURA IS CRUSTY

>> No.19119666

>Smoothly transitions from being near her legs to things we want to eat.

>> No.19119670

yummy

>> No.19119676

Gura I...

>> No.19119677

>Gura gets crust behind her ears
>She eats it

>> No.19119681

Crusty ears and bellybuttons. Gura is going down some weird topics.

>> No.19119692

This fucking shark.

>> No.19119700

sniffing gura's ear crust...

>> No.19119701

I don't get ear crust but there's like a thick layer of dirt usually

>> No.19119705

>crust
What the hell does she mean?

>> No.19119719

soap flows down legs wash themselves

>> No.19119723

SHE'S CHALLENGED YOU!
DO YOU ACCEPT???

>> No.19119734

This is actually disgusting.

>> No.19119744

uooooh ear cheese

>> No.19119746

you guys wash between your butt cheeks right?

>> No.19119751

>>19119648
Not as many as I thought.
Thanks.

>> No.19119762

gura...

>> No.19119766

mmm, ear cheese

>> No.19119771

>be me, covered in crust from head to toe
gura is attracted to me and I bet you fags are jealous

>> No.19119769
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19119769

>gura cheese

>> No.19119780

I love my gross shark wife

>> No.19119782

She is just like me, a hobo. T u T

>> No.19119797

Gura wants you to grow some crusty cheese anons.

>> No.19119802

Conversations like these are exactly why Gura is just the best. Who else is going to talk about fucking ear crust cheese on stream

>> No.19119803

I love her more and more with every word she speaks

>> No.19119804

Gura's smegma fetish...

>> No.19119816

>>19118354
Not to the extent of mars, or do you see niggas dropping dead of radon poisoning all over the planet ?

>> No.19119822

>>19119771
She's just planning to eat you bro

>> No.19119836

>>19119361
i'm afraid to talk about this because i know jannies don't watch streams and they could mistake this for being irl even though gura just talked about it on stream.

>> No.19119839

Gura is fucking putrid...
I fucking love her bros.

>> No.19119838

>>19119746
I take the faucet to my ass
That's enough, isn't it?

>> No.19119844

>>19119575
Same.
Shampoo on hair/beard and soap on armpits/crotch/asscrack are enough. Water will take care of the rest.

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You'll become crusty for Gura, right anon?

>> No.19119851

Gura or Chloe, which one is stinkier?

>> No.19119853

>>19119746
I just power shit all the dirt and grime out, like how a buffalo muckspreads

>> No.19119854

this seems relevant
https://de.catbox.moe/sf20bj.png

>> No.19119855

>>19108552
What is Cosby-san telling Gura to zippity-boppity do jello-pudding?

>> No.19119865

>>19119746
I already wipe myself after dumping the mud, no need to wash there.

>> No.19119878

>>19119816
Do you see that on Mars?

>> No.19119891

Oh my fucking god this stream is just her zonked out brain attached straight to her mouth with zero filter

>> No.19119894

>>19119746
If you don't you are actually fucking disgusting.

>> No.19119902

>>19119844
same here

>> No.19119903

there were unironically people more excited for dying light or whatever the fuck it's called than for this stream

>> No.19119907

>>19119846
>become

>> No.19119908

>Thought Gura finally read my comment
>someone else wrote it too and she read their phrasing
pain..

>> No.19119920

>>19119816
The thing with mars is there is no magnetic field and shit to filter radiation from the sun. Most if not all Mars colonists will die of cancer.

>> No.19119924
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19119924

Imagine thoroughly washing her soft little legsies off the accumulated crust.

>> No.19119925

>>19119746
I do when I need to.

>> No.19119926

>>19119746
I didn't until I was 16 just because I didn't realized I was supposed to do it. I was giga autistic and genuinely didn't understand why I always smelt like ass

>> No.19119933

>>19119851
Gura likes to shower while Chloe doesn’t.

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>>19119854

>> No.19119936

I've got some cheese gura can eat.

>> No.19119942

I wonder if Gura would like the taste of my smegma as much as I would like to lick the crust out of her bellybutton

>> No.19119945

My mom told me to take a bath but I want to watch Gura

>> No.19119959
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I wanna lick her sharkpits while cleaning her insides with my white fluid

>> No.19119967

>>19119854
fuck off kiara

>> No.19119977

>>19119851
i'm only a clipfag when it comes to chloe but that girl seems to have actual hygiene issues. gura just doesnt like to do her dishes.

>> No.19119988

This should have been a members stream

>> No.19119993

>>19119878
Do you see niggas on mars?

>> No.19120002

gura is the perfect woman and you can't have her

>> No.19120028

Imagine anon...

>> No.19120032

>>19119854
Someone needs to translate this part of the stream. Imagine how much art it would fuel from Japanese artists

>> No.19120037

>>19119854
Jesus fucking christ.

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>>19120002
yeah...

>> No.19120056

>>19120002
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.19120066

I'm less of a human and more of a human/crab hybrid, if we're honest here

>> No.19120084

I fucking hate my oshi. Just...just shut the fuck up about this stuff, it's not a 15k+ viewers topic

>> No.19120085

I don't have a human body...

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>>19119993

>> No.19120091

she’s so fucking wholesome bros

>> No.19120101

>>19120032
Toki is on it!

>> No.19120102

But I'm a cyborg Gura...

>> No.19120120
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19120120

Guys, how long until you think Gura unironically shares stories of times she pissed or shit herself with members?

>> No.19120124

>>19120002
my only solace is that neither can (you)

>> No.19120127

>ywn have a companion you can talk to the same way gura talks to you

>> No.19120130

Good attitude, Gura. I do get what you mean. God, I love her so much.

>> No.19120142

Alright, this settles it, if I ever get a 1 minute conversation with Gura I'm talking about tonsil stones.

>> No.19120146

gura poops.

>> No.19120152

>>19120084
IT IS YOU FUCKING BORING ASS NIGGER

>> No.19120165

>>19120120
give her another hour at this pace

>> No.19120172

>>19120002
gura is just for entertainment. just find a real girl

>> No.19120177

God I love when Gura does that little moan
>Nyeah~

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>>19120084
NEVER

>> No.19120192

Is it possible to ruin stuff with your pressure washer in this game? Like accidentally lift paint off a car from spraying too hard?

>> No.19120219

>>19120172
this

>> No.19120220

>>19120172
that is the worst part, gura is real

>> No.19120227

>>19120084
This kind of stuff is exactly why she has 15k+ viewers.

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>>19120146

>> No.19120238

stinky aliens, ay lmao

>> No.19120255

>ywn hold the ladder while she climbs up it in her skirt

>> No.19120263

gura wants us to talk about our bodies more

>> No.19120271

>Gura knows proper ladder safety
un-fucking-expected

>> No.19120276

Gura says (illegal) aliens don't shower and are nasty

>> No.19120304

>>19120276
yeah me

>> No.19120312

>>19120276
based shork

>> No.19120314

>>19120146
In her underwear.

>> No.19120326

it no ocean because she shark vtuber haha get it *shits pants*

>> No.19120341
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I wanna lick her all over and blast her insides with my fertile white cleaner

>> No.19120338

>poggers ocean

>> No.19120363
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>>19120255

>> No.19120374

man I love her drunken streams

>> No.19120383

>>19120089
Figurative niggas, not literal ones.

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>>19120341
go to jail pedo

>> No.19120388

You think Gura ever sniffed her dirty underwear before?
Has she masturbated to her own smell?

>> No.19120394

>>19120255
>no panties as usual
>she starts pissing on you from above
wdyd

>> No.19120399

>>19120192
i was wondering that, but it looked like it didn't disintegrate the flowers in the backyard when she hit them briefly.

>> No.19120405

This stream is a blessing

>> No.19120417

I want to be in Gura's wet space

>> No.19120427

>>19120394
Open my mouth.

>> No.19120435

>>19120394
Gulp gulp nigga

>> No.19120445

>>19120394
Open my mouth

>> No.19120449

>>19120388
gura can only get off to the smell of other girls which is why she's always ordering second hand clothes

>> No.19120465

Scientists boggled after discovering Space is actually wet.

>> No.19120474
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>>19120276

>> No.19120482

>>19120388
She has pretty much confirmed she has a smell fetish. I wouldn't be surprised to say the least, though I wouldn't bet on it.

>> No.19120484

>>19120388
>You think Gura ever sniffed her dirty underwear before?
she absolutely smells her bra and panties every time she takes them off

>> No.19120493

>>19120172
This. I'm honestly surprised there are people who unironically feel bad about not being able to be WITH Gura. Like you guys act as pathetic as I was over my irl crush, and that was over someone I knew.
Don't act like Rushians

>> No.19120497

didn't the groundhog die this year or something

>> No.19120499

>>19120388
Yes, no.

>> No.19120507
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>>19120389
You wish you could be this loli level of cute while getting old dontcha

>> No.19120514

>>19120389
where do you think you are?

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>they pull a large groundrrat outta the ground...

>> No.19120535

>>19120394
Bottle piss, sell to thirsty chum buds. I got access to the shark herself, I get my piss from the tap.

>> No.19120537

>>19120493
how new are you?

>> No.19120545

>>19120474
isn't that confirmed for true about the actual accress?

>> No.19120551

>>19120507
kys pedo

>> No.19120570

>>19120493
I'm trying to fuck this bitch at work but goddamn if I wouldn't have made this much progress without Gura

>> No.19120587

>>19120493
I WILL have a parasocial relationship with gura and you can't stop me

>> No.19120604
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Im so glad our cream is colored white. It looks so nice on girls

>> No.19120607

>>19120493
because she is better than any girl I've ever dated

>> No.19120618

>timeloop
uh oh here we go

>> No.19120626

Why can't Gura powerwash me with her piss?

>> No.19120628

>>19120497
yeah, it was me and I'm dead now
t. gura's boyfriend (me) (groundhog)

>> No.19120663

>>19120514
the last bastion of normalcy surrounded by degenerate denizens beyond saving

>> No.19120675

>>19120570
She accepted your LAN invite?

>> No.19120692

>>19120626
needs an edit with that
>look how hard I can piss
comic

>> No.19120724

dear god her father made her watch Home Improvement

>> No.19120749

>talked about NDAs
>talked about aliens
What is she trying to tell us?

>> No.19120755

>>19120724
EEUUUUUGHH?

>> No.19120774

>>19120570
Nah that's different brother. Being MOTIVATED to seek girls BY Gura and having unironic feels FOR Gura is different. You're fine, my nigga keep it up.
Did you get her Discord Number yet? Or are you still setting up the Lan Party?

>> No.19120784

>>19120724
based UUAAHHH????!

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>>19120749
She's an /x/phile

>> No.19120801

>>19120604
pilsbury dough boy chama...

>> No.19120816

>3d women

>> No.19120818

>gura making fun of taxpayers
librarian confirmed

>> No.19120824

>>19120663
This nigga.

>> No.19120826
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>>19120172
but i can't find a real girl, they all suck, none are anything like gura, probly gonna end it someday

>> No.19120828

>>19120724
based

>> No.19120836

>>19120604
Bros... Would Gura like the taste of your cum? It's taste is effected by what you eat, y'know

>> No.19120843

>>19120724
>>19120755
I want Gura to listen to Mouth Moods so bad.

>> No.19120855

>>19120818
kek at the misspelling

>> No.19120871

>>19120818
>librarian
based

>> No.19120874

>>19120836
I just had pineapple.

>> No.19120875

>>19120774
Discord yes and we talk about Gura and other vtubers often, I've been in her apartment several times

>> No.19120895

>>19120836
Mine tastes like bleach no matter what

>> No.19120896

>>19120774
>>19120816
goober is once again, better than any 3dpd girls I've known as friends or dated.

>> No.19120900

>>19120836
I eat lots of mangos.

>> No.19120901

>>19120836
I drink mango juice a lot.

>> No.19120904
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>>19120493
Im gonna make sure shes always aware that there is a huge percentage of her fans who want to breed her, even if theyre not honest about it

>> No.19120906

>>19120836
yeah, I exclusively eat hot dogs and coleslaw and drink chocolate milk so my spoog tastes amazing

>> No.19120920

>>19120724
https://youtu.be/YQwYNca4iog

>> No.19120924

>Gura is getting her buds laid
>makes me being the last chumbud easier
Sounds like a win for everyone

>> No.19120928

>>19120843
YO I would legit die if she listen to Annoyed Grunt and we got to see her brain literally melt live on stream

>> No.19120974

Park worker getting called out by pro power washer Gawr Gura.

>> No.19120978

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

>> No.19121031

>>19120920
>14 minutes
Holy fuck

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Smile~

>> No.19121097

I fucking love it when she says hi to random people in the chat she's so cute

>> No.19121102

>>19120920
Tim Allen was the first based retard

>> No.19121105

>>19120978
This should be her BGM

>> No.19121177

All you faggots just want to have Gura drink your cum. It's all about Gura doing something for you, but what about you doing something for Gura? I bet you faggots would not even change Gura's diaper for her.

>> No.19121194

>>19121097
genuinely my second favorite part of gura streams

>> No.19121206

>>19120545
Probably but she did good acting in one of my favorite two films of all time so I forgive her

>> No.19121209

>>19120484
she's just like me

>> No.19121224

literally impossible if she's high, dumb or just having a really good time

>> No.19121232

Why can twitch streamers stream any game but Hololive needs to get permissions for every game?
Japan laws cucking?

>> No.19121237

>>19120749
I mean, mafumafu is a ayylmao

>> No.19121257

>>19121224
The latter two

>> No.19121262

>>19120904
thanks I'm too pussy to say it to her face

>> No.19121269

>>19121232
fair use doesnt exist outside of the usa

>> No.19121276

>>19121232
Jap IP laws are wack

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>> No.19121294

>>19120875
Oh that's good. Keep doing what you're doing king and don't drop your spaghetti.
>>19120896
Aim for the stars and land on the cloud, brother. You never know, Gura could be your neighbor and you wouldn't give her the time of day because of Shark Time

>> No.19121296

>>19121224
gura doesn't do drugs

>> No.19121330

>>19120836
I think my cum tastes fine. She'd probably enjoy it.

>> No.19121341

Gura jonesing for a dopamine hit

>> No.19121353

>>19121031
3:39 minutes, just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYHAAy9CwY

>> No.19121367
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19121367

>Cries to her mom about femcel problems.
>Doesn't bother to wash her legs because no one is going to go near them anyways.
>Spends her nights binge watching banned cartoons.
You "Yeah me" fags sure are doing a good job saving her...

>> No.19121370

>>19121296
yeah, she just smokes my cock (me)
t. human/crab

>> No.19121373

>>19121330
nigga you what.
Don't tell me you CWC it

>> No.19121377
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19121377

>spray tic-tac-toe set
>it doesn't SPEEN
immersion ruined

>> No.19121389

>>19121367
y-yeah, me...

>> No.19121409

>>19120836
I like the taste of mine.

>> No.19121419

this stream is getting kinda annoying people live in places where water isn't free and is a vital resource and this is just wastefulness

>> No.19121423

>>19121367
I have saved her wrong on purpose, as a joke.

>> No.19121442

>>19121232
JP copyright laws are stupid, and cover just likes to play things on the safe side.

>> No.19121444

>>19121423
kek

>> No.19121458

>>19121419
cry more (and catch it in a jar)

>> No.19121462

>>19121367
I would if I could. I wish we lived in a small country

>> No.19121472

>>19121419
oh nyo anon doesn't live by a nearly infinite water source

>> No.19121477

This game's sound design is a masterpiece.

>> No.19121478

There's the diaper bating

>> No.19121484

>>19121419
didn't i tell you to kill yourself calinigger ?

>> No.19121487

>>19121367
it's not socially acceptable for a shark girl to get dicked down and CLAWED by a first generation human/crab hybrid yet, she can't admit the truth to her mom

>> No.19121509
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19121509

>>19121419
You been watching Gura long? Did you expect different?

>> No.19121523

>spooky mansion
Fuck that reminded me of how bad I want to see her play Spooky Jumpscare Mansion

>> No.19121529

>>19121367
I have to repay the favor.

>> No.19121549

>>19121294
oh gtfo with your hopeful bs

>> No.19121555
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19121555

>>19121423
Kung Pow watchalong when?

>> No.19121580

https://twitter.com/Suomii_art/status/1497380406777294852

>> No.19121588

>>19121478
Now if only Gura would soil herself in her diaper on my lap.

>> No.19121590

>>19121555
what no NO WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS

>> No.19121607

>>19121419
Humans are 50 to 60% percent water, just harvest each other

>> No.19121606

>>19121419
water is basically free in the USA.

>> No.19121629

>>19121555
I hate you, I'm inclined to watch this no matter the size.

>> No.19121639
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19121639

>>19121419
oh nyo is it dwought season fow somebody? Gotta wation youw watew?

>> No.19121641

>>19121419
Didn't realize Tusken Raiders were shrimps too.

>> No.19121647

>>19121523
What the fuck man. She already pissed herself on stream once do you want to see her shit herself on stream as well?

>> No.19121655
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19121655

With how amazing her voice sounds, being so cute, even her screams make me excited, I bet that even if she screams at me like an annoying noisy wife, it will make me want to breed her

>> No.19121673

>>19121419
water is a renewable resource your mongoloid, if people cant administrate what they have is their fault

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