/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't love anyone!

jesus that took a while

Take your sweet time

Mori.

I hate chumchuds!

I was worried you weren't coming back, /hlgg/

I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE

MORI LOVE!

Haato-sama please come back...

>>1908846
please understand, she's overdosing on stupid bitch juice and must swim against the current at every opportunity

You're watching her play APEX right?

>>1908867

AHEM
I HAVE A NEW ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori is a cute dork and her raps are great!
Kiara is very upbeat, shines positivity around her and is a pleassure to listen to!
Ina is an extremely talented artist, very calming and inspirational!
Gura is a charming daughter that makes you want to protect her, and she has an amazing singing voice!
Watson is hard working and entertaining, always looking out for others!
Haato is a sweet girl, and very entertaining!
Haachama is very entertaining, and is a sweet girl!
Coco is a funny shitposter and her dedication to singing reps is inspiring!
Polka is cute and sexy, with a wide variety of ways to keep you entertained!
Nene is adorable and incredibly fun to have around with her antics and stories!
All of HoloJP is good, even Ayame!
All of HoID is good and entertaining!

Theyre all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of Hololive Myth members and honorary members.

Fuck tribalistfags.
Fuck falseflaggers.
Fuck doxposters.

Alright, here me out. Mori as at young age she forced into the working world and stunted her own emotional maturity, never had the opportunity or time to enjoy being herself, and had to result to reminiscing the old days while powering through whatever workload she had. She missed out on her entire adolescence unironically, being forced to "grow up" in a wageslave's sense, but never truly grow up as a complete and mature person. Psychologically, she is a 14-year-old boy stuck in the 2010s. And now she has the time, and affection from the deadbeats, to finally do it. She is in the middle of the state of "becoming". But instead of becoming a fully grown man, she slowly realizes that not only she is turning into a girl, but she is also turning into a beautiful, and adored, woman! And we are slowly witnessing, really time she coming to terms with that and her endless coping mechanisms and justifications try to prevent that. This is basically the closest example of genderswap doujins! It'll fail, but that means we are going to savor this excruciating process, second by second, stream my stream, and it is going to be delicious. Don't you agree?

Never forget to love yourself anon.

Gura's inhumanly sexy body.

Did Ina mention at all during her stream or anywhere that she's going to stream monster hunter?

>>1908871
Naturally.

>>1908862
GO BOSS GO

I'm realizing now that I miss the HoloEN Minecraft autism arc. What are the chances that we get a second one?

>>1908874
I'm not even going to bother checking to see if this is a copypasta, shut the fuck up anyway.

>>1908874

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you're*

>>1908874
Shut the fuck up, Suityan.

>Roberu is using a flamethrower to roast bugs alive.
I bet his great grandfather is pleased.

As a deadbeat I just want to say that I'm proud of Mori finally breaking the stigma of collabing with the homos and I hope other fanbases take note that it's perfectly fine.

163s don't open!

>>1908885
Thanks Moona

If I were in a room with Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Mao and Kiara and I had 5 bullets, I would shoot Kiara 5 times.

>>1908885
thanks Moona

The day of the Chama is close

>>1908877
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HAIR CENSORING

>>1908885
all me

>>1908877
Gura is always topless, and Roboco is always bottomless, so together they are invincible

Get ready
Monhun Collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfOh0jn121w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1TrkGLyUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K6DoEbkvZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69RSRFqlMF8
Monhun Solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lUP6Zt4Pcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOQxE-wXjMk

Right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LamIfY-qR2s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oqh2f3CTj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYSDHrc2GI

>>1908874
All of this can be explained through Asperger's anon.

Man, Ame sure is taking her sweet time with this secret bubb4bot song ending

>>1908885
Th-thanks Moona...

>>1908874
th-thanks globoholo

I love Gura so god damn much! I want to hug her, kiss her, and make her the happiest girl in the world! She's so lovable and fun to be around, I need her so bad!

>>1908877
Post the tanned one

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>>1908886
Just did my archives reps and found this. While this post is clearly a falseflag by a deadbeat, it does not at all mean the argument is itself invalid, even if it is hidden behind irony. What I've noticed about the deadbeats, and Mori herself, is that they believe that self-awareness of their own weaknesses automatically excuses them. This post is a complaint of a complaint of a complaint of a complaint but no matter how many layers they hide this, it is still the same one complaint; Deadbeats are ingenuine cowards, and in their own self-awareness makes them feel invulnerable and secure. I apologize if this seems circular and messy, but there is no way to peer into the mind of a deadbeat without it being circular and messy. You have to hand it to them, they do their way around meta-references.

Irony and anonymity were their shields "back in za day" and have found themselves using these tools once again and have applied it to their devotion to their oshi. Mori attracts these kinds of people to her not just because she's /one of us/ (face it, Ina is a bigger oldfag than Mori. 2010 isn't even an oldfag in the classical chart), but because she shares the same ethos of many oldfags. They may joke about her being a libertarian despite knowing exactly her political affiliations(let's not fool ourselves, of course they did their own independent roommate reps), but that's just an exaggeration. The truth here is they cherish her because she is, like many of them back then, are free speech absolutists, and project many of their own nostalgia unto her. In fact, it doesn't even matter whether Mori herself posts here or not.

tl;dr the deadbeats exaggerates, falseflags, and employs irony, but at the end of the day it still circles back into the same genuine love other fanbase feels toward their oshi. They're weird, but they're alright. You're an ace dealt back on the rebound. Know that if you wanna be a diamond star, ya better step up!

>>1908887
>roast bugs alive.
https://streamable.com/347lkp

So uhhh I know RBC is streaming but it's Apex so would anyone like me to set up a game of UNO?

Thread is so slow everyone will know I LOVE GURA
And all the other girls too

>>1908907
see
>>1908883

>>1908893
I wouldn't shoot anybody because murder is wrong.

>>1908888
That's it, I'm done with this place.
Have "fun" timelooping yourself for the rest of the week, see you on Sunday for the Duolingo stream.

>>1908909
i'd play if there's more of us

>>1908877
Also tan lines edition.

https://twitter.com/Lilium9487/status/1375330873575235587

>>1908899
im ready to see some numbers

>>1908899
Coco gonna solo MHR?

>>1908873
I agree (minus Kiara and Mori though)!

>>1908899
Holy shit all monster hunter stream.... Guess tomorrow I'll buy a physical copy

>>1908899
Man i wish i could play
>checked twitter to get updates
>"IT'S OUT" is trending, so i think it's time
>it's just normalfags hyping up capeshit

>>1908862
Miko, Marine, Kanata, and Lamy are having a race?

>>1908929

stop posting essays

>admits she's a smoker on stream
>collabs with males inside and outside of hololive
>doesn't call Suisei when everyone was expecting it due to her being Suisei's oshi
>tops the chats for Hololive songs and is the only true musician in the group
>gets more superchats than Gura that has double the subscribers
>Cover prioritizes her because she's in Japan
>will be the only one with proper studio 3D
She'll get away with it and you'll like it.

>>1908907
Explain the mind of the Chumbud.

>>1908867
Me too

>>1908929

>>1908921
thank youuuuuuhhhh

Sure is quiet around here.

Why is it always non-members?

>>1908938
Remember when Towa lied about being a smoker on stream and had to do a public apology and suspension later because of it

>>1908938
>and you'll like it
Of course! Why wouldn't I?

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>>1908921
How does she wipe her ass when her tail is that big and coming straight out of her crack?

I love Ina!

>>1908907
>t. Deadbeat
also tl:dr lmao

>>1908917
Fuck off then. Deadbeats run these threads.

GOOOOORAAAAH PLEASE WORK ON YOUR FLEXIBILITY SO YOU CAN DO SPLITS WITH AME

>>1908873
Simple as!

>>1908899
Based Luna is too chad, she's a SOLO hunter

May I interest you with some BGM for your thread and stream viewing pleasure.

>>1908876
Yes, she outright said it was Rise and that she barely got to play the demo so it will be from the start and re-learning the controls.

>>1908938
The only thing I'm peeved over is that she didn't call Suisei. I wish she'd be nicer to other Holos.

>barely streams
>dull contents lately
should I drop her now?

>>1908950
She pulls out her tail. We discussed this months ago anon

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>>1908952
God. I fucking love how Risu's "bland" style only makes her more distinct and attractive. There's something very dangerous, alluring, and mysterious about her. She's your girl next door, your every woman, a "basic bitch", but peer only slightly from the surface and you'll realize, in terror, that she's the bad bitch kingpin with a heart colder than ice and will not hesitate to fuck you up. Unlike other bitches, she's purposeful and has a malicious intelligence to her actions. And she KNOWS it. She knows it and she revels every moment and tastes our fear.
I want to wipe the smug out of her face by loving her genuinely. I want to cuddle her and tell her just because the world is evil, it doesn't mean she has to be. I want to tell her it's alright and maybe for a little while, she is allowed to lose herself in the music, the moment. I will own it. I won't let her go.
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I really really like tree rat. She's a nasty bitch trying to act pure but often drops sicks burns. I bet she's really filthy in bed after emotionally manipulating while pretending to be your "imouto" or something. I want to fuck the cynicism out of her and make her genuine smile and enjoy herself. I want to make her realize that sex doesn't have to be a transaction. I want to open up her cold hard calculating heart by going on a date with her with no strings attached. Just a fun day to drown out her worries and make her lose to the moment. I want her to misstep and force her to react to something that's not in her plans but slowly discover that it's alright even if not everything is in her control. What's the worst that I can say? Things are better if I stay.

So long and goodnight

Monhun arc actually took my attention from EN girls until Ina or any girls from EN pick this up.

>>1908956
Are you trying to kill her? She almost died today.

>>1908964
see
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>>1908955
Run 'em straight into the ground.

>>1908944
Do you guys really membershrimp for every holo you watch?

>>1908962
Yes kick that bitch to the curb

>>1908955
>Deadbeats [ruin] these threads.
true

>>1908962
Do it, fag. I know you won't

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>>1908952
Jesus Christ. You doxxbraps have no fucking SHAME whatsoever. Can you fucking faggots act like NORMAL human beings FOR ONCE?
>Mori is a fucking disgusting degenerate
Wow. That's hot
>Mori fucks up big time and spergs out on-stream
What a cute retard
>Mori is a virgin
Haha what a loser
>Mori is not a virgin
I'm glad my boy is finally getting some!
>Mori reenacts a dumb meme from /a/ and goslings over a cringe rapper
That's a /one of us/ alright
>Mori doesn't care about Hololive
Same. Me too.
>Mori simps for an unfunny manlet
Well, she can afford it.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU NIGGERS GOING TO REPENT FOR YOUR SINFUL WAYS. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN HOLOLIVE AND DESTROYS HOLOLIVE CULTURE BY BRINGING WESTERN WHORES TO MY PURE JAPANESE WOMEN. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. APOLOGIZE YOU SICK FUCKS YOU DON'T EVEN BELONG IN /jp/ YOU FUCK SHITS. DUMB 5'6 WHITE CHICK DOESN'T FIT IN ANYWHERE. YOUR BASELESS BLIND SUPPORT IS WHO YOU MADE HER, DOXXBRAPS. SHE'S FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER

>>1908974
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>1908914
LOVE!

>>1908974
I don't talk in their chat if I don't have a membership, plain and simple

Anyone been playing Monhun? I like a lot of the new movement options but wish it didn't run like ass on the switch.

>>1908945
Towa-sama vapes!

>>1908981
see
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>>1908978
You deserve it.

I miss Ame

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1375332539913576451

>>1908964
Isn't the whole thing of being an emotionally manipulative incurable? I thought that was the point? She'll be a bitch forever no matter how well you fuck her.

>>1908974
No but I don't chat if I'm not membered. Actually, I can't remember the last time I've chatted outside of my oshi's chat for that matter.

>>1908990
Same

>>1908931
Oh nice, I forgot about Falcon & Winter Soldier, thanks anon. I hope it's better than Wandavision.

>>1908984
Very mature and I agree.

>>1908964
Holy based

https://mega.nz/folder/ZNtwwIqS#fApb5uGq0PqLIYiMmlwSPw

bubb4bot archive is up. Ame restarted the stream to play Yoshi's Island - Map Theme at the very very end that I didn't catch. Enjoy.

I have never membered a holo, and never will

Behold, the definitive sex tier list.

>>1908991
A-Chuuni...

>>1908991
Fuck I'm retarded I've just got why she's called Eugene.

>>1908979
He won't because he already isn't a member.
Ame's member karaoke that want schedules last night got 7500 unique views, compared to Mori's recently released T1 zatsu that only got 2K views before release to the public. Ame is doing pretty damn well.

Watching Roberu continue to run through RE7 scared shitless with no woman's bra in sight to give him comfort as he traverses the good ole bug crotch lady of the Baker family.
While Astel beats the shit out of monsters like Khezu, wielding the explosive Switchaxe because Astel loves big booms.
While Roboco is finally back to the love of her life, ranking up in Apex Legends and being cuter than usual while doing it.
So friends, where we at? And are you ready for the massive amounts of Rise streams we've got coming up fast?

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Yab

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>>1908981
Fuck you, this is imageboard. Stop posting wall of text

>Aqua
>Long Sword main
shit
>Lamy
>Great Sword main
based

>>1909004
Thanks!

>>1908885
>>1908938
>both deleted
Makes you think...

>>1908959
Ame's song was messed up. Here's the working version.

God I hate Khezu...

>>1909006
>Flare and Gura that low
Nope

>>1908991
So is she from the Kurta clan or chuuni?

>>1909006
Kanata and Flare should be higher, don't care enough to critique the rest.

>>1908938
Every woman with a deep voice is a serious smoker or has a throat illness

>>1909006
>Kiara and SEX not in SSS tier
>Pekora that low
>Mio that low

>>1909017
Cute gif anon, glad to see you're still around. I've been playing Rise so it'll be cool to see some of the girls playing too.

>One hour left until I can play Rise
FUCK YOU CAPCOM I WANNA PLAY NOW DAMNIT, LOOK AT ALL THESE FUCKING HOLOS HAVING THE TIME OF THEIR LIFE.

>>1908944
Normalfags want people like vshojo, who say crude things in anime voices for pocket change.
>watching Gura's Skyrim VOD
>brother comes into my room and asks what i'm watching, despite knowing i watch chuubas
>Tell him i'm watching Gura
>he tells me to tell her to say "Ara ara" in chat, and i have to tell him that shit is annoying
normalfags just don't get that there are people that don't want their ironic shit in streams.

>>1909036
t. squeaky teenager

>>1909004
Dankeschon Teamate

Did any holo play Cat Quest

Gotta go to sleep or else I'll die, ya dig? Stay cool while I'm gone, kiddos. Stay real cool.

>>1908545
1. Viewers count only counts those at the live position
2. It's easy for viewers to fall behind due to buffering or misclicks

>>1908938
>will be the only one with proper studio 3D
This will never happen. But more importantly I hope this never happens, it would destroy EN. Kiara would seethe since Mori probably wouldn't tell any of them until it happened, instead of preparing them ahead of time. Ame would just fucking die inside, Gura and Ina too to a lesser extent.
Not to mention it would sour the EN fanbase on Hololive in total.

I really hope that Gura has a backup stream in mind incase the delivery never comes. It would suck if just moved the stream and we get nothing, again.

MonHun NA bros. We're finally in

>>1909041
>tfw Australian so got it really early
Feels good mang

>>1909039
>I've been playing Rise
Goddamnit Capcom, I want to play Rise too, how the fuck do you expect me to sleep when you're bueballing me like this while I watch Astel being a fucking clown wielding his big boom axe knocking the shit out of Khezu. I hope you're having lots of fun with it.

>>1909046
Sora played it

>>1908930
>he bought?
>dump eet!

Confess

>>1908873
That's not new, but thanks anyways.

>>1909052
I gotta go to work in a min but when I come back I better get some Gura ASMR to relieve the stress with
If you kno what I mean

>>1909052
The backup stream is Monster Hunter

>>1909054
MonHun is pretty awful to watch from a viewer's standpoint

Queue people bitching in a minimum 1 week to change the meta to another game

>>1908930
>physical copy
Good luck finding one.

>>1909017
Right here Ayamefriend!
I'm also watching Astel while waiting for Rise!

Is rise better than werld

Bezos you better get my daughtergrandmasistercatwife her cables in time for the ASMR tomorrow or I swear to god.

>>1909067
God, I fucking wish. I wonder what weapon Gura uses.

Thoughts on these two gals who besides the ASMR stream tomorrow aren't going to stream for the next 3-5 days?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88714688
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88346718

>>1909052
>Gura doing another stream in case one doesn't work out
DYRBI

>>1909042
is the difference that when we ask, it isn't ironic?

>>1908899
I don't want to admit but Nintendo have been a blast in the past three years. Finally bought a switch because their game list.

>>1909067
How about Metroid?

>>1909059
I'm deeply in love with this robot.

>>1908962
Good riddance.

>>1909069
I think you quoted me because of Ina's stream but I meant that the digital copy is unlocked for NA finally

>>1909080
Yes

>>1909059
I still haven't managed to figure out who my favourite JP holo is. I've jumped between loads of different girls but eventually another one catches my eye and I start to like them more.
It's weird because my favourite EN hasn't changed since debut, but with the JPs there are just too many choices.
Right now my favourite is PPT though.

>>1909080
Didn't that happen once?

>>1909080
She has done one before

>>1909084
Is she a robot or a donkey?

>>1909083
It's either Monster Hunter or Apex, choose one. Roboco need not apply

>>1909059
i used to cuckpost and doxfag during the amegeddon.
yes i am a SEAnigger
when the original doxfag posted proof it was a nothingburger all along, i saw the error of my ways
now i infiltrate and report doxfag servers and post about it here

>>1909080
Yes

https://youtu.be/kArFcR5M2Og

Remember her?

>>1908899
MONHUN ARC!
MONHUN ARC!!
MONHUN ARC!!!
MONHUN ARC!!!!
MONHUN ARC!!!!!
MONHUN ARC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1909056
>want to watch streams
>want to be surprised when i play it myself
Fuck you Crapcom. You didn't tell us when the game was coming out and when you did it was a fucking lie.

>>1909099
No. Never knew her.

Hey friend, and welcome to the UNITY THREAD! Wait, since when has it been a Unity thread? Always has been, Always will be!*

>*Offer does not extend to the following: Artia, Civia, Rosalyn, Doris, Spade Echo or their fans, even ironic ones

>>1909056
Have you checked recently? It's out for me.

>>1909083
That looks sick, good find.

>>1909059
Ame has been frustrating the hell out of me ever since January and it fills me with guilt because I keep getting annoyed at her during her streams when I just want to go back to unconditionally loving her.

>>1909099
No-one "remembers" her because none of us watched her stream live.

>>1909069
It's awful for non Monhun player but a great material to watch for the fanbase.
It's different with jrpg which kind of sucks to watch even though you love the genre or the game.

>>1909074
Gura should have bought headphones instead.

>>1909052
She'll do another drawing/chat stream and you will like it.

>>1908899
For me it's Kanata

>>1909099
The low quality makes it look like one of those noseless shops.

>>1909095
>Apex
If Gura ever play Apex again, she will makes another banwave

>>1909059
When I hear her being cute and stuff I imagine her roommate

>>1909108
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>>1909056
Oh hey it's up now, right after i finished my rant.

It's funny: I remember deadbeats being the majority here in the first month of EN
Now nobody likes her anymore.

>>1909122
t. deadbeat

So uhhh I got a question that's bugging me. Does "17 second season" mean she's 34 or 17 for a second year. Technically it could be both but I want anon's opinion

How the fuck do you guys get any discussion done with how fast these threads are going?

>>1909122
Deadbeats were never the majority, it was Chumbuds until Amelia pulled in all the goslings with her superliminal stream.

Robo champion!

>>1909110
Honestly the stream last week when she was talking about her family and her dogs and moving made me really like her a lot more. I kind of lost interest in her for a little while and that one was a nice change of place

>>1909122
>Now nobody likes her anymore
Well that's just false

RBC CHAMPIOOOOOON
PLAY APEEEEEEEEEEX

>>1909120
classic deadbeat

>>1909129
This is pretty slow anon.

>>1909094
they're rabbit ears

>>1909124
It means that she only exists for 17 seconds

>>1908877
Every time I remember this happened I uoooooooh a little.

>>1909129
discussion?

>>1909135
>spoiler
NEVER, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

>>1909059
I haven't followed my oshi's twitter because screenshots always get posted here.

>>1909129
The thread's pretty slow right now, though.
Or you mean in general?

>>1909122
I liked Mori a lot for a little while when i started watching her, but not so much anymore. She's too edgy and "no fun allowed" and she tries too hard

>>1909112
I kinda wish I followed hololive from early on... I watched Kizuna Ai a lot when she was fairly new but dismissed most of the other vtubers that came off later as knockoffs and then lost interest in Ai too so just put all that shit out of my mind for years.

Well, I guess if I had followed it from that early I probably would have burned out on it by now though...

>>1909135
Roboco winning at APEX? Fucking how?

>>1909108
>>1909121
Oh shit you guys are right, I guess this timer was fucking bait, way to fucking go Capcom. Time to wield my Charge Blade and beat the shit out of monsters while listening to this Hololive members having fun.

>>1909124
marine means "17 for a second year" when she says 17 season two.

>>1909135
I already did and got champion.

This is the last thing the players in the lobby see as she hunts them down.

Now imagine the viewers being even lower due to the stream being in full Japanese rather than English. That's what a homo collab would look like.

>>1909124
27

>>1909095
>Gura play Apex games
>People follow her and protect her
>Ame play Apex games
>Kill her no mercy, trash talking to her
Good time.

>>1909120
i do this with gura all the time. how amazing would it be to see those cute sounds and giggles coming out of an actual human being...

>>1909146
Are we watching the same girl?

>>1909157
numbers numbers numbers numbers

>>1909132
I hear things like that and it just makes me feel like I don't deserve to feel happy for her because I get frustrated at her here and there.

>>1909122
Plenty of people do, they just leave the thread when she's done streaming.

Don't search: Gawr Gura and her lustful side - MollyRedWol

>>1908938
>admits she's a smoker on stream
Yeah cigars and even that is in special occasions.
And also i can relate to that because i also do the same so who cares.

>>1909059
I think of my oshi's roommate when i imagine interacting with her in person, however i don't have this problem if i imagine talking to her at one of those behind a screen fan meet ups the JPs sometimes do.

>>1909149
>Ayamefriend's a charge blade chad
I knew I liked you.

Roboco is terrifying in silver-ranked games...

>>1909157
Numbers truly are all that matter

>>1909107
FUCK YOU IKA, THIS IS A DIVISION THREAD
FUCK ALL HOLOS
FUCK ALL VTUBERS
FUCK ALL FANBASES
FUCK ALL POSTERS
VTUBER GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
64478532854334 DEAD FANS

>>1909164
Idk probably not
>>1909172
smoking is hot

>>1909017
Right here!

>>1909107
Fuck you anon Civia's a sweet girl and I won't stand for this slander

>>1909149
I checked thirty minutes ago and it wasn't working, so I guess it happened VERY recently

>>1909134
>>1909169
Small correction: nobody outside of 2-3 sad fucks who just want to have sex with her roommate.

>>1909161
>One can barely shoot at a target standing still
>One prides herself on her aiming skills
I wonder why.

>FBK and Matsuri streaming other games instead of MH
THEY ARE

>>1909176
It's beautiful isn't it?

>>1909148
Even Aqua the uncoordinated retard has won occasionally. If you play enough rounds it's inevitable.

>>1909149
>Charge Blade
based Ayameposter. I'll probably get Rise too after I watch Ina play it.

>>1909138
I was a bit disappointed ot learn that yes, those were Rabbit Ears, because i thought it was pretty cool that Roboco's papa went with an uncommon animal instead of the usual cat/rabbit/dog you tend to see.

>>1909059
I have never played MH nor will I ever watch a MH stream

>>1909168
Nigga she's a fuckin vtuber

Just say Mori's tweet about Rikka/Holostars. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>1909168
You honestly don't.

>>1909189
FBK is addicted to every aspect of HK, not surprising

(YOU) must rescue your oshi from fat balding oji-sans.

>>1909189
PEOPLE WITH BETTER TASTE

>>1909189
streaming other games instead of MH

>>1909181
absolute cringe

>>1909203
but what if i AM a fat balding oji-san

>>1909189
WAITING FOR THE PC VERSION TO STREAM IT
at least FBK is.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1375088166445621253?s=20
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1375091708749344768?s=20

>>1909140
Good soundpost.

>>1909209
Rescue her from yourself and get in shape.

>>1909157
Not enough, they should dip even lower than that.

>>1909189
Menhera tend to be contrarian, including Fubuki.

>>1909203
I don't think she'd need my help.

>>1909148
Post split she is just overrunning all the hapless silvers and racking up 2k damage games with her charge rifle

Now that Mori has opened the floodgates are we going to get an Ame Astel Apex collab?
https://streamable.com/z9sy56

>>1909122
Deadbeats might not be the majority in /hlgg/ but they are the majority in /vt/. Make of that what you will

>>1909222
No

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hololive_Production
>Hololive Production (Japanese: ホロライブプロダクション) is a virtual YouTuber (VTuber) talent agency owned by Japanese tech entertainment company Cover Corporation. As of 2021, the agency manages a total of 52 active VTuber talents between its branches, with notable members including Shirakami Fubuki, Usada Pekora, Houshou Marine, Kiryu Coco, Inugami Korone, Minato Aqua, Akai Haato, and Gawr Gura.

How does it feel that Gawr Gura is the ONLY notable member in the entire EN division? According to Wikipedia if you're not a chumbud, your oshi is worthless!

>>1909213
>>1909189
everyone is so sick of putting up with switch/nintendo hardware at this point

>>1908938
I really don't see them giving Mori a 3D rig and telling the other girls to eat shit, they clearly try to launch them together or almost at the same time(see: Gen 5 minus Nene, New Years costume rally). I do think she'll be first, though.

>>1909228
Incorrect.

>>1909059
I stop shitting on the girls because Monhun took my attention. Playing it right now.

>>1909222
Ame actually cares about her fans and doesn't do stupid shit just to be rebellious so don't bet on it.

>>1909167
>>1909177
Numbers are unironically a way to show how many people actually care enough to watch your stream. Just look at how when Friend did homo collabs in Phasmophobia she got half the views as her solo streams of it.

>>1909231
She's easily marketable

>>1909234
https://www.strawpoll.me/42696728/r

>>1909231
>Didn't even mention Daisenpai
Who the hell wrote this?

>>1909202
Hoping for Grimm after she beats Radiance today.

>>1909231
"notable members including" does not mean the chuubas listed are the only notable ones.
also, gura wouldn't want you to talk about her friends/their fans like that

>>1909059
I'm... ah.. I have a penis....

>>1909242
>Strawpoll

>>1909213
>>1909189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwtV1S8LHWA ?

>>1909231
Sora...

>All of hololive playing the same fucking game
Haven't they heard of saturation?

>>1909191
That comparison makes no sense. Aqua is way better than Roboco at the game.

>>1909059
I want to force somebody join JP6 but she's a terrible singer

>>1909249
yeah I should have been more specific
she said she wouldn't be streaming the story.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1375091708749344768?s=20

>>1909253
just watch the one/ones you like, or don't watch any of them. simple as.

>>1909253
Don't you have packing to do, Ame?

>gura confirmed her tail wags like a dog
forget heartbeat this my highlight of the week

>>1909059

I often fantasize about being a holostar and not interacting with any of the girls, but being entertaining enough that they secretly tune in to have fun anyway.

>>1909253
At least half of the Japanese nation is playing Monster Hunter right now.

>>1909132
Do you happen to remember which stream specifically? I've watched everything from the past two weeks, but her talks tend to blend together in my mind so I can't figure out which one you mean.

>>1909238
And Mori doesn't care about her fans?

>>1909253
saturation? don't you mean dirivulation?

>>1909265
>>1909253
Except Roboco... who is playing Apex

>>1909262

>>1909238
>Ame actually cares about her fans
How does of what anything you said correlate ame doing a collab with a holostar. So by mori doing that she dosent care about fans??????

>>1909264
Thats basically all the holostars

>>1909259
i mean the story barely exists anyway

for cute happy married couple

>>1909242
>strawpoll

>>1909267
I'm pretty sure it was one of her supa sunday streams, maybe it was longer ago than I remember but it was pretty comfy

I played the rise demo and I thought the game was boring

>>1909242
>Mori attracts tha Vshojo and trash western indie audience
Truly a cancer on Hololive.

>>1909233
> really don't see them giving Mori a 3D rig and telling the other girls to eat shit
That sounds like something only an incompetent company would do.
Cover will definitely do it.

That or just delay their 3D's indefinitely until they can manage to get all of them to come to Japan at the same time.

>>1909231
the japanese version has A TON more of info

>>1909262
>its not a butt plug

>>1909285
same____________________________

>>1909285
Monhun is pretty divisive; lots of people just can't get into it

>>1909069
luna is having fun and therefore i'm having fun

>>1909275
>Except Roboco
she's considering it. she's new to the series
she's just addicted to APEX
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1375304517630095363?s=20

>>1909279
Considering that Mori is constantly making excuses for not collabing with JP Holos despite people constantly asking her to but is perfectly fine with collabing homos, shows that she doesn't care.

>Philepp!!! How would your mother feel if she knew you asked an online shark to pee in your mouth while giggling at you and rubbing her smelly feet all over you?

>>1909295
I hope she does, it'd be fun to see her fumble around as a beginner

>>1909262
Gura was thinking about fanart she liked and trying to to rule any of it out.

>>1909295
I hope she plays it with Fubuki. I miss their duos from APEX.

>>1909295
>Monster Hunter streams are selling it to a streamer
B-BUT THE LOST SALES

>>1909299
But those collabs ARE happening.
You'd know, if you watched the streams.

>>1909285
Yeah I kinda still prefer World and Iceborne to this due to its setting

>>1909253
>Saturation
>Not even 24 hours have passed since the release

monhun soon™
IKZ

>Sister submitted all her Hololive audution stuff
>Took Kiara's words to heart and just wants to make people happy and be friends with the girls
>If even one person has a good day cause of her then she's done her job.

Thank you for the words chicken, really helped her pick a path in all this, I'm both excited at the prospect of her getting in and scared to death off it to.

>>1909059
I'm a unityfag because i have not found my oshi so i falseflag in favor of any fanbase getting shit on whenever an argument breaks out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9YYtpl8gmc
>Miko Flare Suisei GTA:O
chaos

>>1909231
>treating wikipedia as a serious source.
Let me guess. You think rotten tomatoes has legitimate reviewers and not paid shills? It may be an aggregate of information but it's very flawed. Just look at any discussion tab and you'll see more autism than you'd find in a regular rrat here.

Longer twintails would look cute on Gura.

>>1909315
Imagine if your sister gets dedicated schizo antis hellbent on doxxing her and ruining her life lmao

>>1909317
do any of them know how to drive

>>1909300
God I fucking love Gura

>>1909315
I can't wait to jerk off to anon's sister!

>>1909317
Wait for Noel

>>1909317
I wanna do a heist together with Miko!

...but I remember back when I used to play GTAO a lot late at night and I'd wind up in a chink lobby and some chink would get in my car and it would become a mess of rubber banding so it's probably best I don't...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHfkId_sunE pecker ...

>>1909317
>online
Hopefully it goes smoother for them now that they finally fixed the loading times after nearly a decade. Nothing else was fixed though.

>>1909285
It means you get filtered, same thing happened few years ago when MHFU start getting attention to the west.

>>1909315
We're going to post pregnant edits of your sister and talk about giving her 10 children through unprotected sex.
I hope you're ready for that.

Have you guys ever thought about how insane it is that the girls have to rely on their retarded chats to adjust audio levels instead of just having a manager watch the first few minutes of their stream and message them on discord? Even for big collabs like the UNO one recently they relied on chat for audio level and they ended up with Gura being way too quiet the entire stream because chat is retarded.

>>1909006
God Kira really was just pure sex. I miss him

>>1909315
is she cute

>>1909299
>excuses
She's just like gura with social anxiety and she said she doesn't want to do them unless it's a special event just like the one that's happening next week. At least watch the streams instead of saying she makes up constant excuses

>>1909336
What actually happened to him? No corporate bullshit.

>>1909315
My niece told me she wants to be a youtuber when she grows up but she's only 7 and I don't think she knows about vtubers yet.

She asked why I didn't become a youtuber since I'm old enough already but I deflected the question since I didn't want to say nobody wants to watch some random fat slob with no interesting skills or personality traits...

>Kiara and Moona collab
Will this kill the rrat? Or will it only birth a new one?

>>1909006
Objectively wrong

>>1909330
I think they play on an invite only session

>>1909350
What about it is wrong?

>>1909346
He was a crossdresser and into makeup out of character, but his real voice was his "yakuza" voice which he was embarrassed by.
Dude lived his entire life being easily sick and frail. I think COVID made it worse.He hangs out with Roberu and other homos irl

>>1909351
Oh, I thought they were playing on a open crew tag lobbies but maybe that was just Moona

>>1909346
From all accounts he just got really sick. His channel is still up.

https://youtu.be/WwtV1S8LHWA
https://youtu.be/tfOh0jn121w
https://youtu.be/4K6DoEbkvZ0
https://youtu.be/ET1TrkGLyUk
https://youtu.be/69RSRFqlMF8
https://youtu.be/5lUP6Zt4Pcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOQxE-wXjMk

MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN MONHUN

>>1909349
It'll cause another wave of SEAniggers posting dox shit about Kiara in the youtube comments.

>>1909315
impregnate her before an anon from this thread does it first!

>>1909157
kek you are retarded if you dont understand that a fuckton of people will flock to it just because the novelty aspect. after that? there will be a huge drop off yeah.

>>1909353
>>1909356
What are the odds that he returns?

>>1909349
>Will this kill the rrat?
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHfkId_sunE

Are there any holos that are competent in the field of computer science?

>>1908873
Now there's a post I haven't seen in a very long time.

>>1909316
based

>Another MH game where they make Gunlance fucking fun as fuck to play but also useless as shit just like the baguette.
Thanks Capcom. At least Akirose the GL main is having fun and that's really all that matters in the end but come on, you even made Hunting Horn fucking amazing, throw my Wine Aunt Wife a bone here.

>>1909352
>Pekora in C tier
>Ina in C tier
>Subaru in B tier
>Marine in B tier
>Moona in B tier
>Matsuri in A tier
>Risu in A tier
They all belong in A tier, and half the trash he has there belongs in C

>>1909346
He got cancer or something. It was illness related and pretty much the only drama free graduation hololive had other than maybe Suzaku.

>>1909006
I know you only posted it for the Suisei joke

>>1909357
Is this a good timeline?

Why did he ghost her?

>threads are just a timeloop of complaining what holos play, pedos circlejerking to the same gura art that gets posted on loop, the occasional seethe over some shit like stars collabs
Whoa, I wonder why hlgg is reclining..

>>1909363
It's quite low until we can progress gene editing to the point where we can fix the Japanese's shitty physical constitutions.

>>1909262
>Gura saw that one animation where her tail uncurls at the end

Why are there so many fucking backseaters?

>>1909357
I want to know what weapons they're gonna use. Surely at least one of them likes hunting horn

>>1909377
Because he knew she was talking to me

>>1909381
The threads were dumb before, but now there's literally no point to coming here.

>>1909315
Can't wait for her RFA stream!

>>1909059
I love Gura and Risu so much I can't prioritize one over the other. I post as either a chumbud or a risuner as the situation demands. I also sometimes post as other fanbases to support the other girls whenever they antis are out.

>>1909004
Thanks anon!

Hey deadbeats, how was the Harvest Moon stream?

>>1909404
shitty

>>1909377
She didn't give him the attention he thought he deserved.

>>1909354
I think Miko does that for solo streams and the Karaoke survival mode,
For collabs, the crew members are not there like the last Flare collab.
Also they need a fourth one to continue all Heist or they can just do chaos or play the more recent heists if they already have the nuclear sub or the arcade

kek, first time I see bots on Kiara's chat

>>1909315
God could you even imagine having a family member in fucking Hololive and browsing this thread? Watching anons literally talk about how much they want to fuck her and then jackasses posting pictures of dox and shit because too many people like her and then Damascus gets his drawing pen out and...god. Couldn't be me, I'd have to fucking abandon this thread for eternity.

>>1909310
Just more homo collabs since Mori isn't aware of the difference between Hololive and Holostars with how her Hololive collab ended up being Rikka.

>>1909404
One of her worst streams to date.

Ame said she was gonna play Yakuza, right? Maybe she'll try Judgment too, because of the whole detective theme and all that.

>Opens jetri
>Everyone is going to play MonHun
>Closes jetri
I think it's finally time to watch my anime backlog

>>1909222
Nah. Mori is only going to get away with it because it's music related. Anything else would be a shitshow.

>>1909411
>Against Gawr Gura
>Spam it on Kiara's channel
Tenchoo...

>>1908991
Hey I saw that picture the other day. Glad she noticed it. It looks like it could be HoloAlt related.

>>1909411
That just seems like your typical chumbud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHfkId_sunE

>>1909406
>>1909415
Jesus, alright

>>1909404
She was being super cute about the animals, it was a chill stream

>>1909006
The only acceptable part of this is having Risu that high up

>>1909375
Yes at least for me as Monhun enthusiast.
I'm pretty happy knowing there are people in this thread getting filtered by this game while I enjoy every little bit of this new Hololive Arc.

>>1909404
Mori was actually cuter than usual this time

>>1909421
... What's the difference between gaming and music?

>>1909421
I could see people being fine with an Ina/Aruran multi-lingual pun collab.

>>1909426
That's the samefag falseflagging the stream was fine

>>1909417
I hope she starts with Yakuza 0. Its fucking kino

>>1909429
Do you not think that Mel and Azki deserve to be in A tier?

>>1909423
oh wait didn't read the whole spam, at first I thought it said Shame on you Gawr Gura

I have insomnia