/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>19102246
Streams
>>Previous stream : 6 Month Anniversary - HoloCouncil Game Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GbsqSjgt8

Useful links
>Schedule
Guerilla week and whatnot...I guess?
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
>Fanart hunting links
https://pastebin.com/p0xDLG8K

Library (of /who/LEXandria as Anon coined it)
>Most recommended streams if you're new.
https://rentry.org/iytqu
>Various pieces of media (Karaokes, Azure Streams & Twitterspaces, HFZ, Clips & Soundposts & other stuff)
https://rentry.org/uc28h
>List of past collabs on the other holomems channels, surprises appearances & 'Easter Eggs'
https://rentry.org/wt7mg

Tools
>ytarchive : how to use it?
https://pastebin.com/j94zcvxG
>Twitterspaces : how to record them?
https://rentry.org/cgzdt
>Chapters for karaokes vods
https://rentry.org/irdxq

I love Mumei!

WE ARE MUMEI'S LEGION
AVE MUMEI

>>19102246
She looks like she's planning to steal Christmas

Here. All of Kana Note I have.
https://mega.nz/file/L7ZR2AbI#rs1ArJVpuE2dy1zRTNgqSW9PE4uKVJAVQSCdiA2EzpY

hoot doko

Are you ready, hooman?

>>19102568
Based

>>19102392
>>19102730
AVE!

>>19102568
nice

>>19102392
AVE!

>>19102246
>made this Gendo edit a week ago
>fast forward now
>tfw Mumei (or Mane-chan) retweet plug suit fanart
I Will (Not) Take My Meds.

>>19095289
Thank you. I love making (primarly Mumei) soundposts. When I saw yours I remembered the color theme of Mumei's new outfit and you know the rest.
I draw rarely so perspective and anatomy is not my forte, but most important I had fun so idc

>>19102568
*unzips dick*

where moomer stream?

Moom

>>19102568

>>19103164
>gendo
close, but not quite

>>19103220
This picture just triggered a core memory within me, about a doujin of a poor loli in the slums and the protagonist who was in charged of building something in that land.

>>19102568
King, I await the new one with short-haired moomers.

>>19103319
Yeah, the glasses should have been squarer.

>go outside
>caught this berry snatcher
>staring smugly at me, mouthful of berries
what do ?

source is WardLime on twitter

>>19103346
Was it ShindoL? I find it amusing how the author of most heinous shit produces incredible vanilla stuff once in a while.

>>19103661
I'm not sure, maybe it wasn't. I'm just remembering now that the girl was blind and it didn't really have a good ending.

>>19098129
>She can run it.
Yeah but her PC can't.

>>19102777
She looks way too mature in her kimono outfit.

>>19104204
it's the hidden body contour, giving her a bit of a ''barrel''shape

>>19104304
Not only that, that edit just reminds me of caked up older women, which exacerbates this impression on me.

>>19102568
Fuckin CUTE

>>19104425
Man I know the other pairings seem to have more traction around here these days but I'll always love the OG

>>19104484
Same. MuBae is cute in a sisterly way, and Fauna is delightful, but the original autismos have so much chemistry that I'll always love seeing them together.

>>19104484
Kromei will always be cute even though I've been into Mubae recently. I hope they collab again soon.

>>19104530
Kronii is also consistent in jumpscaring Mumei (pic very related).
I fucking laughed out of loud when I heard it on stream.

>>19104668
out loud*

>>19095526
>>19095555
>>19095679
>nothing
>moving
Dude!!! Now I have a huge ass smile.
Shame for holotori though.
Hikaru nara?

>>19104738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-9M-BjFYMc

>>19104738
>Hikaru nara?
Read OP you fuckin dingus
Or look at her channel
Or do your archive reps
Anything, really

>>19104484
Honestly I think the actual reason they haven’t collabed is probably just the both of them lacking the initiative to schedule it. Whenever they do interact it’s clear they still like each other’s company a whole lot.

>>19104621
I love Mumei and Bae's interactions but I get more best buddies from them than anything shipping. That sad art of them is appreciated, I do not really discriminate in my ships.

>>19104786
I watched the premiere, just didn’t know that was the name.
I forgor :skull emoji:

>>19104801
Yeah I don't look at Mubae the same way I do Kromei/Faumei, since the former hasn't really yuribaited in the same wayas the latter two. I'd prefer they just keep their friendship, but I'll always be happy when an enlightened artist draws them kissing.

>>19104946

I will not seethe. I will not reply. I will just Moom Love and carry on. By Allah some of you niggers make it hard sometimes, though.

>>19105016

>>19105016
Do it, this thread is your oyster.

>>19105016
Anon took his meds. Proud of you anon.

>>19105124
not today satan

>>19105125
Meds are for the weak. I just am strong of will and fueled by Moom Love, the most potent power in the world.

>>19105190
I really want her short hair ported over to her original outfit

>>19105274
Would be nice, but I also LOVE ponytails, so I'm not picky.

>>19105371
>>19105274
why not both, have it as option like the cloak or the earrings

>>19105176
Satan posts end in 6 triples ya retard.
>>19105666

>>19105677
stinky gaylord poopoo posts end in 677!

Nakadashi Mumei

>>19105835
Nakadashi Nightmare

>>19105835
you can try!

>>19105835
nakadashi this ritual post

>>19105906
uwu

>>19103346
>>19103661
>>19103719
https://nhentai.net/g/191227/

>>19105768
Alright, you got me there.

>>19106676
Hooman, why...
That was a fap that finished in spunk and tears.
I didn't ask for these feelings.

>>19106844

where is she

Wawashi Dogmei.

>>19107297
Wawashi Inumei*

>>19107297

>>19107460
Thanks for correcting me, have another Inumei.
One day I'll do jap reps...

>>19107460
Wanashi Inumei*

>>19107678
Dogs either "wan wan" or "gabu gabu", former, smol dogs, later, big dogs.

>>19107721
I mean, be it wawa or wan, both are correct?
Wawanshi Inumei?

>>19107744
This reminds me we’re going to get to hear Moomers bark like a dog soon.

>>19107744
Thanks for the knowledge !

>>19107797
Wawanshi Mumeinu

4chan-tennou Banzai!!!

>>19107297
barknonymous dogname

>>19107797
Wawa is a short wawawawawa thing you do when surprised or something goes wrong or something like that.
Wan is doggos.

>>19108027
Yeah, fair enough.

>>19107744
Japan must have some really weird dogs if they "wan wan" and "gabu gabu". My country's dogs "bark bark" and "woof woof"

>>19108372
Do your reps
>bark bark
"Baruku baruku"
>woof woof
"Wo-o-fu wo-o-fu"

Syllables.

>>19108372
french geese go coin coin

>>19108504
What about cun cun, which animal does that sound?

>>19107837
Soundproofed barks.

I thought the current traveling was just to visit some friends/family and the move was in the beginning of march?

>>19108558
shark

>>19108942
She never actually specified what the traveling was for. I could be for school or it could be for visiting.

>>19109079

>>19109237

Merry Christmas /who/!

>>19109099
Is not for civ duty?

>>19109099
Mumei and I are currently on a date in Ukraine.

>>19110838
???

Moom

>>19111200
…has abandoned us

>>19110838
Merry christmas, parallel dimension anon.

It was mumei!

>>19111200
do people just stick an entire oreo on a brownie?

>>19111243
Please mumei, fix her.

You know, the timing of whatever Mumei's travel is is divine. The gods just gave her a ticket to avoid all this drama bullshit. I guess being a churchgoer is paying off for her.

>>19102392
AVE!

>>19110879
Civ duties are the most likely reason. She described this part of the week as “busy” which implies it’s an obligation. Plus she’ll have family visiting to help her move next week, so going to see them this week seems kind of redundant. Skipping school in the middle of the week makes no sense either, so it’s very likely to be civ duties. She just never explicitly said it was.

>>19111495
Hoomans should follow her example.

OWL LOVE

>>19107939
BANZAI!

>>19111495
Mumei/Ina Bible study stream when?

>>19111495
That's just Mumei's maxed out luck stats acting up again.

Moom

Where is moom

My hopium is running out...

>>19113074
Contact your local /who/ pharmacy for a new supply of hopium.

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1471385552570118144
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1471385552570118144
she's /here/ I won't take my meds

>>19113539
Holy shit!

>>19113539
>ISRAEL

>>19113539
iname never ever...

>>19113823
next week :)

>>19114747
Screencapped.

Subaru has a vocal cord nodule in her throat, she will take a 2 week break so the holotori collab is delayed by at least that long.

>>19115276
Damn, I hope she gets better.

>>19115276
if Mio-sha says its fine its fine

No lifesigns... The only logical conclusion is that she died while traveling. Why must life be so cruel?

>>19115727
We are not in safe territory yet anon, you'll never now when she'll strike

>>19115727
She's getting her streaming setup ready. Announcement coming soon.

Mumei strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied.

>>19116300

>>19116300
I can change that.

I think Mumei is really great and I support her 110%!!!

>>19116300
>Mumei strikes you

>>19117065
Vladimei...

>>19115727
>The only logical conclusion is that she died while traveling.
No, she has to drive to her destination.

>>19104794
Somehow I've never seen that artwork before and it is very nice indeed

slow thread eh

>>19118344
Honestly, it's for the better.

>>19118344
It's a good thing

>>19118344
>he's not watching the ice cream tasting ASMR

I miss mumei

>>19118344
/uuu/ and /nasa/ have died completely a couple of times already. /who/ by comparison was never in danger of that despite nothing happening, so it’s not too bad. And like other anons said this is comfy in a way.

What would a /uuu/ /nasa/ merger be called?

>>19119031
/sauna/

>>19119031
/Terraform/

>>19119031
/uuu/

>>19118733
/uuu/ never dies, it goes into hibernation, we discuss if and reach a consensus.
/uuu/ reps, hooman.

>>19119031
/uuu-a-a-a-a/

>>19118733
On the other hand, /rrat/ had a break once during rratsis's week break. Would be interesting to see what they plan once Febaerary is over.

>>19119181
Sorry, I did see that but didn’t make the distinction. This tourist will do his reps next time.

>>19119181
We here at /who/ seem to be on all good terms with /uuu/, we see eye to eye on quite a few things

>>19119579
Feels like all of the council splits except for /infinity/ get along well.

>>19119579
/uuu/ did seem the most similar to /who/ when I was bouncing around. Very cozy.

>>19119389
Most people in the thread have reached a consensus that we're probably gonna take another break while Bae's out, since we wouldn't have much to talk about.

>>19119690
/inf/ never had to do a mandatory quality control during like the first few months of debut like the rest of us did so they just snowballed into the depths.

>>19119901
I'd say it's their namefag mentality that caused them to go kaput

>>19119798
All brrats to /who/ at once, mumei's flea collection wants to make your acquaintance.

>>19120057
Kronii's fanbase is a bunch if newfags if with some oldfags sprinkled into the mix.

>>19120057
Funnily enough, before the debut pre-/who/ was the fastest general of Council while pre-/inf/ was the slowest, maybe even slower than /gaia/ (pre-/uuu/).
Comes the debut and /inf/ beomes the fastest fucking thread while it was not strnger for /who/ to hit 1000+ posts and even do the feat of reaching bump limit during Constructor Simulator. Now that said, the /inf/ was pretty different back then because it was Takeshi central and now, all I can say is that the Takeshis practically disappeared right after Chloe's debut (and they disappeared once again one all HoloX generals merged).

>>19120506
>enter /inf/
>expect clockwife discussion
>dudes calling a namefag their oshi
>discord ERP screenshots
>leave /inf/
>filter /inf/

>>19120057
Funnily enough, before the debut pre-/who/ was the fastest general of Council while pre-/inf/ was one of the slowest, maybe even slower than /gaia/ (pre-/uuu/).
Comes the debut and /inf/ becomes the fastest fucking thread while it was not stranger for /who/ to hit 1000+ posts and even do the feat of reaching bump limit during Constructor Simulator but the speed started to decline a bit until the first karaoke where it peak again to slowly decline once again until we got where we are today by having 3 threads on a good day, 4-5 on a busy day and 6 once on an endurance stream.

Now that said, the /inf/ was pretty different back then because it was Takeshi central and now, all I can say is that the Takeshis practically disappeared right after Chloe's debut (and they disappeared once again one all HoloX generals merged).

Sorry I had to remake that post.

Mumei... lifesigns onegai...

>>19120616
>enter /who/
>expect cute shy owl
>AVE MUMEI AVE AVE AVE AVE
>Nakadashi Mumei - Nakadashi Animol
>nightmare posting
>hoomans raped by mumei
>tar status: boiled
>stay in /who/
>filter /who/ so it's at the top of the catalog

>>19121036
>mfw

>>19121036
How does one filter /who/ to make it appear at the top if you dont mind me asking.

>>19121134
I live for scribeposter

>>19121246
Been a while but in the filters settings it should show you two boxes, one that says TOP and the other HIDE on the the side of each filter entry.
I believe you get what each of those do right?

IMAGINE

>>19121412
Would someone mind copying their /who/ filter for me, I cant figure this shit out.

>>19121597
Imagine having Mumei win you your own feathers, so that everyone knows you belong to her and that you're under her protection

>>19121412
I just Ctrl-F "mumei general" in catalog and click it when it comes up honestly

Mumei lies, she said she gonna stream too while traveling

>>19121683
"who mumei" works for me

>>19121769
She said if the wifi allows for it. Depending on where she has to go, she could be out in the sticks without an internet connection.

>>19120785
My rrat is that the Takeshis dispersed among the various generals at some point after HoloX merged and that’s why they all saw a spike in hornyposting over the past month or so.

>>19121874
Mumei is out there in a hollowed out bear carcass, wishing she could stream for us....

>>19121769
She isn’t back yet so she hasn’t lied yet.

>>19121928
Do you remember if there was anything she did that specifically attracted them here? I remember Goslings being pretty rare after debut until the first study stream.

>>19121769
I know we are being spoiled here but I just wish she'd let us know that she can't stream.

she's doing the karaoke in an actual karaoke venue stream
relax hootbros

>>19122077
I mean streams like that tend to bring out goslings

>>19122077
If I remember correctly we saw hornyposting spike after Meme Review and especially after the song release/kimono weekend. I think Mumei was just inclining in general so a greater proportion of dispersed Takeshis found their way here.

>>19122077
>>19122255 (Me)
Oh, also the breeding memes probably made us seem friendly to that sort of thing.

>>19122077
>>19122255
600 hours is too confidential of a meme but I'd rather say that there was more lewds artworks as soon as November ended (the member karaoke and RE7 VC). Which coincidentally had the 600 hours sparking in /who/.

Goslings came after the first public ASMR stream and sporadically during the karaokes, the Sugar Rush one and the ones after when she did her 1 karaoke per week streak brought a good number of them.

>>19122415
Oh right I forgot she was doing weekly karaokes. That’s a gosling generating machine.

>>19121683
If you're talking about 4chanX: Under Filter > Subject put
/^\/who\//i;boards:vt;op:only;highlight;top:yes;

>>19122415
Yeah I think she just started inclining in popularity and people saw "oh she's not just a retarded innocent cinnamon roll" and felt less weird about lewding her

>>19122524
Thanks.
I spent like 30 minutes looking at the "guide" and it make 0 sense to me.

this is a good soundpost, i felt like i needed to share it, i hope you enjoy iy.

https://youtu.be/IBIAbnjxFZg
https://youtu.be/IBIAbnjxFZg
https://youtu.be/IBIAbnjxFZg

>>19123252
god my oshi is so cute

>>19123252
wtf you can't just dox Mumei like that

>>19123252
cute

>>19122593
No problem, if you want one for when it's (rarely) using nordic runes (ᚹᚻᛟ instead of "who"):
/^\/(who|ᚹᚻᛟ)\//i;boards:vt;op:only;highlight;top:yes;

Call me a newfag but the takeshi used as a term characterizing a group is new to me. Man, my home general is plagued by them, a wave of them pitched a tent there.

>>19123536
Thanks Hooman.

I believe that Mumei be comeback from travel today, she will stream over the weekend.

>>19123617
Which general newfriend?

>>19123994
Take a geus at which general is constantly horny for their oshi.

>>19124045
>>19123252

>>19124840
fuschmei...

>>19124840
We still need a yellowmei stream

>>19125090
Greenmei bros...

Chances for a stream today?

>>19125594
It's unlikely given that we have not had any lifesigns

>>19122832
Enjoyed greatly, thank you

Best part was how the picture loaded extremely slowly for me so I had approx. one SODA for every new Sora appearing

>>19125594
Basically zero, it’s late enough that a stream announcement at this time would be weird for her.

Considering she hasn’t even tweeted or lifesigns yet my guess is her wifi situation sucks right now.

Seems like she can't stream wherever she right now and next week she'll be moving. I don't expect a stream for at least a week now.

Stay strong /who/

Azure papa has been retweeting all of Mumei's stuff recently. I need to know what he thought of her drawings

>>19126623
tag yourself I've got the accordion

Not being able to stream got to suck for her as well, poor moomer.

>>19126623
>/who/ meetup
>breadbaker makes everyone eat cum infused pretzels

>>19127127
no

>>19126623
Where is the tulpa anon

>>19127402
pic related

>>19127127
/k/ommiebros...

>>19127402
Sadly he died before the meetup happened.

>>19127402
who do you think bluemei is?

I try to stay strong for you bros, but this is hell right now.

My schizophrenia is acting up again.

>>19127551
at least you arent freezing your ass off, my basement room had a leak in the wall so we had to rip the drywall and insulation off of it and now its -14c outside.

schizopost in notepad++ please not here.

>>19127605
tell it to sit

>>19127642
My condolences, we're flooding from snowmelt at the moment

A lot of you need to worry less about missing Mumei and worry more about missing your medication.

>>19124840
goslingmei

zzz...

Well, we'll have a true test in less than an hour as Ame is doing a karaoke.

Ooooooooouuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh....., mooooomerrr

>>19106676
Now i want mumei to play Little Nightmare just for the fanarts

Currently supplementing my moom withdrawal with some good mind-numbing Gura power washing. four hours so far. she's playing christmas music. keeps my mind off how much i miss the owl

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Ame off-collab… I can feel it…

I had a dream last night where Fauna had a guerilla stream and somehow organized everyone to be there! I was so happy that Mumei would finally appear again, but every just turns dark and it's Mumei looking at the screen, somber, holding back tears. Everyone else was just in the chat spamming RIP over and over again. Then I felt incredible sadness and forced myself to wake up.

SEX
SEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I want to do a Watchmen, so we can say /who/ watches the Watchmen.

owl sex owl sex
cloaca sex cloaca sex
animol penetration
friend urination
nakadashi neighbour

this is my favorite soundpost.

THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL THE VOICES ARE REAL MUMEI IS REAL

>>19128281
I want Moom to be happy...

>>19128258
>>19128345
>>19128455
>>19128456
shut the fuck up losers

>>19128454
I will go schizo over the bad mixing

Guys stop just making the thread shit please. There is no need for that.

She's here bros, I'm telling you. Trust me.

>>19128564
It ain't me, it ain't me, mamma mia

WHERE THE FUCK IS MUMEI
JUSTTWETSOMETHIGN PLESE GODDDDDDDDDD

where is mooms.... uuuggghhh... mu... mume... mei... moome... may...

>>19128660
shut the fuck up and stop shitting up the thread

I.... Need.... Moomer....

>Gura ends stream
>ACNH 'Home is where the HEART is!' stream as an instant YouTube recommendation.
I know we discussed it in an earlier thread but damn is that thing true. It's always this one or 'I'm the (Sand)man' on Minecraft for my case.

TWEET WHERE TWEET WHERE TWEET WHERE TWEET WHERE TWEET WHERE TWEET WHERE

>>19128660
>>19128688
>>19128700
>>19128739
shut the fuck up losers
is this what happens when we become mainstream? then i wish we were still underground

Sorry hoomans, maybe tomorrow :(

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>19128701
I do wonder what makes one VOD more likely to be in the recommended than others, I've had the same one for a while

I'M GOING CRAZY

>>19128770
Thread police this is dispatch. Report to hq for donuts, over.

This is just advanced printing
They've gone from schizo antis to pretending to be schizo fans

>>19128821
its not thread policing when they're actually shitting up the thread

she doesn't like us after all...

JUST ONE TWEET PLEASE

Mumei? She was never real? She was always just a figment of your imagination. You somehow created an entirely new vtuber in your mind, perfect and great, to ease your loneliness.

Horny hoomans showing their true colors. I'll just watch Korosan while waiting.

>>19128864
You're shitting up the thread as well for metaposting, retard.

>>19128785
One thing that I may advance is that I did a lot of collab reps lately, and quite a few of them with Sana participating. But that's the low hanging fruit explanation I have right now and it got to be more complex.

>>19128853
Classic "any post I don't like is printing" post from /who/. Never change.

goslingbros...

............*hic*.............

MUMEI PLEASE

>>19129017
I didn't watch Sana collabs and I get the AC vod recommended quite often as well.

I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL I'M NOT REAL

>>19129122
Shut up Mumei you're real in my mind.

I'm real

This is me. Yes, I am Mumei. I'll get back to streaming soon, so hold tight!

>46 new posts since like 20 minutes ago
>'oh she must have finally tweeted or something'
>literally fucking nothing
please contain it

boomei post

47 days of no stream and counting...

>>19129250
wrong image

SHE PROMISED

>>19129227
You didn't get the T5 members post?

this is the year of coolmei

Write creepypastas of Mumei

shizoposting is not working as an owl summoning ritual bros
it's time to print

New poster here. What's the name of this girl?

>>19129442
Athena Nightshade!

>>19129442
amber

>>19129508
She looks so fucking retarded here.

>>19129576
Good Mumei, you look kind of cool!

>>19129320
No telling anyone below T3 about the real tiers

Moomers, if you're here I really want to know what this says. Could you help a Hooman out?

>>19129854
Moomer here. That’s a chocolate brownie, retard.

>>19130104

Just go play Elden Ring or something in the meantime, /who/mans. Damn.

>>19130104
Oooh, so that's why there's a big bite taken out of the top corner! Thanks Moom.

One day while I was browsing the dark web, I got a message from a long time friend of mine in our usual chatroom hangout. It was a link to a stream. I told him to fuck off since his red room streams aren't interesting in the least, but he said this was different. I ignored him that time, and I still regret it to this day. My friend logged out, and I never heard from him again. Days later, back at the dark web, curious to what happened to my friend, was when I noticed the link again. This might hold a clue to what happened to him. I looked at the link and I felt dread. It was as if my entire being was screaming, telling me not to open the link. I gulped. In the end, curiosity overcame my fear. I was curious. I set up all my proxies and protections, making sure it won't damage my PC, and clicked it.

It was a blank black page, with white text telling me that the stream starts at 4:44 am. It was anticlimactic, until I noticed the time. It was late at night, and the time was 3:33. It scared me. So I took a quick nap and set my alarm before the promised time. I slept like a baby-- but a loud scream woke me up. I jumped and looked around, but nobody was there. I checked at the time and it read 4:43. How eerie. I quickly turned the computer back on and went back to the dark web to that link. The stream began. In contrast to the scary atmosphere, the tune that came out was floaty and cheery, with upbeat flutes and funny xylophones. There was a loading screen, and the face of an anime girl I recognized. It was Nanashi Mumei from Hololive English -Council-! The music abruptly stops. The screen is enveloped in flames, and Mumei appeared, smiling at the audience. She greets us, asks us how it's been. It was scary because there was no chat to be found. The entire screen was just a stream. She then says that today is going to be a special day. A blackout strikes. The whole house went dark-- save for my computer. I was shocked. How is my computer still on when there isn't any electricity? I was scared and tried to close the computer, but it refused. Mumei starts laughing and laughing, and her faces grew more twisted as she laughed.

I tried running away from my room, but the door was locked. I threw my chair on the windows but it just wouldn't break. All the while Mumei was laughing. I swear she was looking at me. I cried and hid under my blanket, when I heard Mumei's voice again. I swear the voice was so close, it felt like she was a hair's breath away from my ears. I swear I could feel her breathe. She whispers some words, and then I understood. I got out of my bed and sat back up in front of my computer. She was still there, waiting for me, like a goddess, smiling. I smiled back, placed my thumbs on my eyeballs and pushed it in. I scraped my mushy eyes out of the socket and offered it to Mumei. I grabbed the scissors from my desk and aim it at my heart. Before I did, I opened up my notepad and wrote my story. This is a warning to you all. Do not open suspicious links, and do not watch the vtuber Nanashi Mumei if you want to live.

Just this week one of my history professors was talking about doing research for her dissertation and mentioned some of the archives she visited being so far out that her GPS shut off due to lack of satellite coverage. Lots of those places have a ton of stuff that’s not digitized or even cataloged, so you’d have to go there yourself to find that stuff. Mumei could be in a similar situation, though this is pure speculation on my part.

yesterday i watched the hooltori collab
but when i got home i told my mother and she said :"the colla bwas cancelled"
i shitted my pants and pissed. I farted and cummed. I sharted twice and pissed. Im vomiting and shitting everyhwere. mumei came out of the TV

ENTER

moomer probably doin cannibal shit while listening to punk metal and getting high on melatonin
animol gets the bones

>>19130238
I wish I could. My hardware is garbage.

"Mommy?"

"Yes sweetie?"

"What's that you're watching?"

"It's my favorite vtuber, Nanashi Mumei. Do you want to watch with me?"

"No mommy, I'm scared."

I laughed as my daughter ran away. Mumei did sometimes scare the audience. Next day, I overheard my daughter talk to my husband: "Daddy, why is mommy just watching a static screen?"

>>19130307
No problem. Just Google it next time so I don’t have to explain it to you again.

hoot docking, with me

New bread is baking. No changes.

Whatever the hell that second half was all about. There's Ame karaoke on the telly and she can leave a comment, so take it easy, fuck.

>>19130885
>Ame karaoke
Nice, i'll watch that.

I think they are

Reminds me of creepypasta threads in /x/. Here's my favorite.

>>19130397
>>19130602
>>19130662
>>19131155

didn't read

>>19131188
>>19131312

>>19130885
What's wrong with her face?

ENTER MUMEI

oh shit imagine if moomers is there too

>>19131708
There where?

>>19131782
Ame and Ina are having a karaoke off collab

>>19131782
HololiveEN's first offcollab is Ame with Ina right now in a hotel

>>19131883
>first
newfriend...

there's a significant chance that this shit could actually be happening so get in here just in case
https://youtu.be/qKBPsEWJggU

>>19131782
With Watson, Ina is with her on an off-collab. Mumei and Kronii are both traveling this week too, HMM?

>>19131942
pls understand i forgot about takamori, i'm not new

>>19132006
Double soul combo

Hear me out, The room Ame/Ina are in has a lot of echo.
Hotel rooms dont really have echo's, Empty rooms in a new house have echo.
A lot of them are moving / traveling.

IUTG'S HAPEPN ING

>>19132006
>>19132055
Please don't get my hopes up...

Owl spotted

>Nanashi Mumei Ch. hololive-EN oh man that looks like fun

MUMEI HERE?

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

MUMEI WHERE ARE YOU
YOUR WIFE IS HERE

oh this is big

MUMEI IN AME STREAM

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

EVERYONE IS HERE

ENTER

ENTER!

OH FUCK GET IN NO SLEEP

MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN
MUMEI ON THE TELLY
GET IN

What the fuck is happening?

O CANADA

i'm fucking crying bros ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU

SUDDENLY MUMEI!
We'll be having the rest of this being archived, a short break and then UNARCHIVED KARAOKE

I'M SO HAPPY.............

>Bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kino

BRRRRRRRRT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKBPsEWJggU
I FUCKING LOVE AME

>We all know this one for sure
OH SAY CAH YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m so fucking glad I didn’t go to sleep

>>19132723
my words, what the actual fuck

>They were traveling to meet up and do karaoke together
Holy fuck

I'm confused. Are they all moving in an EN house or what? What about your studies Moom?

schizobros...it worked...

>>19133008
The concert. They're in a place to do training and the recording for the concert!!

KINO

IT'S KIRAMEKI RIDER

HOLY SHIT

WOW ITS JUST LIKE MY MUSICAL ANIMES

>>19133085
Hotel rooms dont sound that empty.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19133250
>>19133085
no way that is a hotel room, there is fucktons of echo.

Bros I'm smiling so hard right now

HOOOOLLY SHIT Glad I looked a /who/ when I did.

;_;

MUMEI IDOL OUTFIT WHEN?

They manage to sound so anime without even trying.

Hopium delivered.
/who/ is saved.
All is right in the world.

I will NEVER doubt the power of caffeine

HOLY SHIT

As both a Teamate and a Hooman, it makes me very happy to see that Ame and Mumei are on the same screen.

Faumeibros... I never doubted you...

Bros... This is to much...

Rratsis also in chat. It's a party.

I fucking LOVE hololive

god, imagine the non discord sex
moomer will get all of them pregnant

GET IN HERE YOU TWO GET IN HERE

IT'S A PARTY

that would be one hell of a guerilla to miss

>Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-EN THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
So that is why she was happy