/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dumb frogposter

I have a dick they don't want me

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>>1906279
when will this meme die, there will be at least one male on Holo EN this coming gen.

>>1906349
and he will not be successful and will "graduate" in less than a year

>>1906483
>not wanting the absolute kino of a good christian boy having a horde of fujoshis and hikki co workers lusting after what's below his bible belt
Pathetic.

>>1905673
Did now I'm waiting for if I make the cut and get interviewed, kinda stressful

>>1906349
it'd be neat if they got enough males this audition combined with whoever they saved from last year's audition to debut a holostars EN

>>1906349
And he'll be a solo streamer who never gets more than 5 viewers and will set a record for most days stuck at 0 subs. He'll shotgun himself on livestream.

>>1906349
Anybody who believes this is an idiot, just wait for NijiEN or HolostarsEN for males

>>1906925
cope

>>1906530
keyed

>>1907250
YWNBAW

>>1907273
Who on earth would want to be a female when I could be a jacked alpha?

>>1907329
Nobody gives akasupas to "jacked alphas"

>>1907421
t. fatfuck who has never dared to fail

I pity you, anon.

>>1906574
Good luck anon

>>1907935
I also don't know if I do get accepted the amount of time between the application ending and interviews starting

Less than 3 hours now, hopefully talented people applied instead of just vtweeter singnal noise.

>>1906279
Just like the rest of us
>>1906349
Keep dreaming trappy

DREAM LIST:
>Veibae
>CdawgVA
>Haruka Karibou
>Belle Delphine
>ComfyRana

Vsinger
>MILKYQUEEN

>>1905673
Theres a few hours left to tell your friends about it . If you know a talented female streamer that deserves more attention, might as well let her know right now.

>>1907250
delusional

>>1912334
> female
Sexism is not edgy bro

>>1912334
>talented
>female streamer


they just have to act cute or lewd and play videogames and/or sing

>>1912381
>>1912382
The dichotomy of man

>>1905673
if there's a pink femboy on en2, know that its me!

Audition? lel you don't need one when you alredy got a recommendation from Watson, my favorite.

>>1912382
Basically this

>>1912401
Based

>>1912398
Alrighty

If MilkyQueen joins Holo, how long until she and Calli drop any pretences and do a duet?

>>1906349

Im so delusional I applied as a dude and I have no chance but I think my application was pretty damn strong I think idk aaaa this is the worst.

>>1924450
any views yet anon?

>>1924470
Not yet but its also only been a day. Here's praying senpai.

>>1924450
Anon I have connections at hololive please post your audition here and I will make sure to forward it to the right people.

>>1924892
I'm flattered anon but unfortunately I took my meds today <3

>>1925030
Your loss. You're ngmi now, that was your only chance and you blew it. You just failed the test. I've taken note of your IP address and will cross reference it with every audition I watch. It's a shame, I had high hopes.

>>1912401
Fuck you go back to begging for steam gifts on /v/

>>1912382
There are a bazillion female streamers, hell there's even a bazillion "female" vtubers. If you're not interesting, not even being a girl (female) will save you, you're ngmi.

What did you anons do for your audition tapes?

>>1929028
little animation, some singing, character history and hobbies/skills, some different accents

Dakooters

>>1906574
Just remember to cut off all contact with this place if you get in. Otherwise, it will be cancer for your confidence.

>>1929170
Nice one chum. I did some audiobook self-narration along with some simple video animation on some backgrounds. I did an accent too but stuck to one I'm really good at. Best of luck anon.

>>1929705
you too!!!

>>1916584
Wouldn't be weird since she, as her new persona, has already praised her several times on stream.

>>1924450
Have confidence bro, if not in them, in yourself. You did good merely for trying and going all out in the process bro

>>1906349
t. Shartemis

>>1906349
I could see this if he's a trap/femboy to pander to ironic weebs. But I think Cover would hedge against that.

>>1930260
it'd be easier to get a girl to play a cute trap than a guy. aren't most anime femboys voiced by women anyway

>>1930123
Thanks bro, I appreciate it. I tried to swing some bullshit in my application. The only real numbers I had to show was with a livestream I hosted which got 20k views on the youtube VOD. Hopefully thats enough to at least grab their interest.

I i saw this thread when it went up.

>>1907329
go back to >>>/co/mblr

>>1906483
>implying you graduate for being unsuccessful

>>1929312
kill yourself tranny lover