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CYBERLIVE: Lewds are Haram

CyberLive Official links
https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp
https://www.cyberlivecorp.com/

Full schedule:
https://holodex.net/channel?org=CyberLive
https://cyberlive.jetri.co/#/

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Kaneko Lumi:
>The (deposed) queen of /vst/, get your weekly strat game fix from her friends, not her. ARPG focus, especially Souls. Great at chat interaction. Good singing voice. Has already married your oshi. Stinky star who shakes her tits around too much.
https://twitter.com/lumikaneko
https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Utano Pandora:
>Brit living in Japan, bilingual EN/JP. JP idol experience for EOPs. Nintendo focus. Apparently has a soft plushy ass, very good at farming concernfags. Likes chicken nuggies a bit too much.
https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora
https://www.youtube.com/c/UtanoPandora
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

Amaris Yuri:
>Cute (and also funny) cat (barks like a dog) (laughs like a seagull). FPS main but will play anything. Likes guns. Paranormal enthusiast. Lives in your walls. Has already taken you hostage.
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUC1EIq0MtF-kctHPtQzIjQ
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

Momozora Seina:
>Speaks EN/ES. Variety, good at rhythm games. Will call you a pig. Has the nicest pair of fishnet stockings you've ever seen/
https://twitter.com/MomozoraSeina
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUIAL_OAPtNmlAlKfj-ZuRQ
https://www.twitch.tv/momozoraseina

Inami Yoki:
>Can draw and sing, easily bullyable. Rhythm game fanatic.
https://twitter.com/InamiYoki
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKnts8S_hayjQIOXtQKCVIg

Oumiya Emma:
>Peak dom. Peak sub. Massive SEA appeal. Interactive RPG with chat at the end of her streams.
https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDdmoA79bfI8DHDnE_Yy2dg
https://www.twitch.tv/oumiyaemma

Alchemilla Menace:
>La creatividad de Cyberlive. Cute autism noises. Gosling magnet with a propensity to stalk them. Occasional ASMR.
https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfcizLIjD-OMeWbdeC8UPUw
https://www.twitch.tv/menacealchemilla

Kurohana Inori:
>Zoomer dork trying to pass as an onee-san. Great singer. Actual ASMR. Decent gamer. Usually Euro friendly hours.
https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTM9UNM9o4lYmQpRJp0QL1A
https://www.twitch.tv/kurohanainori

Iekushi Chapipi:
>Large variety in singing repertoire, including opera. Mesugaki. Great voice actor, including male voices. Euro prime time streams.
https://twitter.com/IekushiChapipi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_4UpVnvdG53p3b9VKqTFPQ

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Cyber Friends:
Phase >>>/vt/pcg/ (/pcclg/ UNITY)
Prism >>>/vt/ppg/
Kawaii >>>/vt/pkg/
Tsunderia >>>/vt/tsun
Ayane Hylo - https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo
Chris - https://twitter.com/ChrisSama77
Vivi - https://twitter.com/vividlyASMR
Shizukou - https://twitter.com/Shizukougames
Moon Jelly - https://twitter.com/moonjelly0
Maria Paradisia - https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia
Morino Peari - https://twitter.com/morinopeari

>> No.18913278

I wanna get Hylo addicted to French Kissing!

>> No.18913346
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Everyday until Chapipi sings Liberame from Hell

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>These stories about cougars hitting Menace
The world is a strange place

>> No.18913641

>>18913582
her voice is the most fuckable in Cyberlive, with deep chapipi and unfettered Hylo being its only competitors

i'm not surprised

>> No.18913914

Menace attracts all kinds

>> No.18913989

>>18913278
i want to cut out hylo's tongue

>> No.18914500
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I love you, Menace! I won't ever forget about you.

>> No.18914940

Menace HATES glasses

>> No.18914993

>>18914500
I will.

>> No.18915296

>>18914993
I wont let you
I'll ritual this thread and every thread you are on don't fucking tempt me

>> No.18915747

>>18914940
Since her eyesight is as bad as it is I totally understand why she's doing it and am happy she won't be totally blind without them. I do think glasses are cute though.

>> No.18916197

Menace is really protective of people she likes...

>> No.18916198

>>18915296
Do it. You don't have the guts.

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>>18916198
you might have not realized yet who you are speaking to

>> No.18916930

More like CyverWHORES

>> No.18916976

>>18916930
good, cause I want them all to ride on my dick

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I love this cat

>> No.18917333

Menace is a stinky autistic NEET!

>> No.18917450

>>18916197
How so?

>> No.18917525

>>18917450
She told a story in her stream about how a guy she liked in elementary school puked & was being made fun of in class afterwards so she stood on her desk and yelled at everyone to stop being mean to him

>> No.18917587

Who is Menace?

>> No.18917639

>>18917587
I already forgot about her.

>> No.18917648

>>18917525
That is cute

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I want to see a Menace Shondo collab

>> No.18917822

>>18917693
Shondo is high-spec and insane enough that I feel like the only reason she isn't in CL is because she said no. She seems exactly like the type Misaki would look for.

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>lumi wn play obscure slavjank strategy games
why live

>> No.18917950

>>18917693
Imagine dual ASMR from them

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>>18917693
Menace would have to use her forma de cunny or I riot

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>>18914500
I couldn't forget about her even if I tried. I just love her too much

>> No.18918351

>>18918116
Shondo would make it mandatory

>> No.18919639

do your reps goomers

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I love Lumi like you wouldn't believe

>> No.18920011

>>18919639
I will, but I still don't think that I'm going to make it

>> No.18920040

>>18917587
My once and eternal oshi. My biggest regret in life is missing almost everything her PL put out.

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>>18917132
ingrown pistol UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
so this is her cyberpunk augmentation

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>>18920040
you missed some very kino streams

>> No.18921057

>>18920040
You missed out on a lot of fun.

>> No.18922257

>>18920111
>>18921057
And I'll never have an idea of what I missed besides whatever schizos on /wvt/ posted

>> No.18922385

I fucking hate goomers.

>> No.18922466
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All times UTC

13:00 - Pandora block game with Nunki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL7ySGshi6g

15:00 - Emma Yandere Simulator
YT Link TBD

18:00 - Yuri TBD (probably Disney Princess)
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

00:00 - Yoki designing Vera
YT Link TBD

03:00 - Menace Amid Evil
YT Link TBD

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>>18922385
t. goomer

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>> No.18924041

>>18923902
goodnight egghead.

>> No.18925225

Yoki is cute! Cute!

>> No.18925753

>>18920111
Anyaschizo...

>> No.18926105

Reminder to watch Chapipis vods while shes on break to help her grind out those hours watched so she can get memberships.

>> No.18926159

>>18926105
>garbage coomer short
>12k view
>singing her soul out
>2k
YouTube is a garbage platform

>> No.18926482

>>18926159
For me, its her devil asmr stream. Shes too good at making my heart race

>> No.18926679

I want to squish Yuri's thighs in public so she gets embarrassed

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>>18926679

>> No.18927140

Why is Yuricord full of some ERPers?

>> No.18927390

>>18927140
Is it?
Unsurprising.
Lumicord is kind of pseud but they mostly have their act together.
Golf groomers aside...

>> No.18927428

I hope Lumi starts s TW3 arc when she comes back. Ideally with Jelly.

>> No.18927616

>>18927428
The Witcher 3 was not that good.

>> No.18927851

>>18922385
Yuri fans are worse.

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I love this adorable dorky NEET slime and hope her surgery goes well

>> No.18928975

>>18928912
She's having surgery too? Damn.

>> No.18929124

Panda
https://youtu.be/qL7ySGshi6g

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>>18928975
Laser eye surgery so probably as minor as surgeries can get, but she said she'll be taking a weekish off to recover unless she does guerillas. It seems like it will improve her quality of life by quite a bit so I'm happy for her.

>> No.18929940

>>18926105
I'm just glad to see that she is still picking up subs

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CHAPIPI I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/ PLEASE have a nice and comfortable day while you recover

>> No.18930881

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lASwS3jNEY8

>> No.18931244

>>18927140
They're not even good ERPers and they probably play female Xaela or Viera in ffxiv.

>> No.18931482

>>18927851
How so

>> No.18933493
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>>18927851
Goomers are all ugly incel simps. Menace has 0 appeal besides GFE

>> No.18933657

>>18933493
FUCK OFF SLUGMA WE DONT TRIBALFAG HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18933686

>>18933493
Slugma HATE

>> No.18933725

>>18933493
>0 appeal besides GFE
objectively false, she's the creatividad

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Emmanternet...

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>> No.18934873

>>18933493
goomers will find a new toy and drop her because she rely on gfe

>> No.18934980

>>18934873
I look forward to the day they find out she has a boyfriend. Watching people's hearts break is so succulent.

>> No.18935034

>>18934980
I will never understand why someone having a boyfriend will affect things. Wouldn't you just be incentivized to steal the girl away from him? All it is is another challenge. Hell, maybe the boyfriend himself is cute and worth stealing instead!

>> No.18935053

>>18934980
Maybe after her eyes are fixed she will get out more

>> No.18935124

menace have no skill expect gfe kek

>> No.18935191

Okay what SEANIGS got offended by menace or goomers, because we're clearly being shitposted by these monkeys and their retarded tribalism rn

>> No.18935197

>>18935034
It's a larp. No one in the west drops streamers because they have boyfriends.
They do drop streamers if they start changing their content because they get boyfriends: Veibae started streaming LoL with Soda instead of doing her own shit making it third wheel simulator.
In general non stop collabs will kill your numbers because the audience doesn't want to be reminded they have no friends.

>> No.18935236

meanc hab nu skll expt jeff keek

>> No.18935253

>>18935236
keek

>> No.18935273

>>18935191
It's part of a bigger happening: normally trolls create threads and get their (you)s there but the Rushia situation draw a flock of outsiders into the board which are spamming threads 24/7
This drives local schizos to spam generals
The entire board has been in a awful state lately inside and outside the common threads

>> No.18935289

Menace has anti's she is inclining!

>> No.18935338

>>18935191
Your going to drop her when you realize

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>>18935289
It gets tiresome

>> No.18935389

Good morning, everyone.
I would 100% hatefuck Lumi roughly over a table with just her pants pulled down in the morning. Then make breakfast for her and talk about dumb shit before we leave for work during the day.
Have a good day.

>> No.18935431

VERA IS SO CUTE

>> No.18935454

>>18935389
based frankly; you know she'd enjoy it too if it was someone she otherwise trusted

>> No.18935663

>>18935289
She's had them for a long time now.

>> No.18935672

>>18935338
SEAniggerchama, your ESL is showing...

>> No.18935785

>>18934980
So is there anything resembling proof or is it just the same rrat repeated for every chuuba?

>> No.18935993

https://twitter.com/UtanoPandora/status/1496522509466107904?s=20&t=Wj56Pdj2q5CUoPDR2uSLEQ
How do we save Pandora bros?

>> No.18936190

>>18935993
Don’t post about her here. You’ll only bring out that one person who always shits on her.

>> No.18936297

>>18935993
Honestly impossible, unless she quits her job she'll be forever stuck to only streaming for 2 hours twice a day. Which she'll never do because she'd lose her nippon green card if she did.

>> No.18936412

>>18936190
That one person HATE!

>> No.18936509

>>18935993
Pandora's streaming hours and timezones makes it extremely hard. It would help if she stopped doing long RPGs and focused on her singing which is a massive plus. Otherwise trying to stream during american work hours is a good idea too since it's uncontested by other vtubers.

>> No.18936818

>>18935993
Pandora needs to go full corpo, an agency that actually hires their talent rather than being some sort of support group behind.
She might think to don't want it, but either Cover or Ichikara can probably be a better deal than cyber to dedicate more time to be an idol streamer assuming she can pass an audition.
Her limiting factor is just the fact she can't afford to quit her full time job

>> No.18936833

>>18935663
The problem with being associated with /wvt/ to any degree is that the schizos will follow you forever

>> No.18936845

>>18936509
>and focused on her singing
This is an issue of physical location, she can't sing at home, she needs a karaoke booth.

>> No.18936888

>>18936509
Also, she can only stream at the hours she does, since she works a day job.

>> No.18936891

>>18936818
even if she gets into Cover or Ichikara they wont give her a visa to live in japan, forcing her to move back to the UK anyways.

>> No.18936892

>>18936833
what about /asp/

>> No.18936959

>>18936845
Can't invest in some barebone sound isolation? no need anything fancy, just need to soundproof a small place
>>18936891
Is she in a similar place Kiara was? if that so there is very little she can do short of getting knocked up and married by some japanese manlet. Eventually they are gonna deport her back to EU which would fucking be for the best

>> No.18937127

>>18935389
BASED

>> No.18937162

>>18936959
Pandora has got the highly skilled professional visa which allows her to live in Japan for 5 years which is given to highly skilled people in important jobs in japan, there's no doubt it'll pay far better than doing vtubing full time even in Hololive/Ichikara.

There's really nothing Pandora can do because her job not only gives her a visa but she's getting paid extremely well too. There's no way chasing her dreams as an idol is going to workout any other way unless if she wants to struggle and live the poverty life in japan with a deadline before she gets deported.

>> No.18937201

>>18937162
whats her job?

>> No.18937226

>>18937201
She hasnt said but I'm guessing something in the medical field because she talked about how she's worked with doctors.

>> No.18937400

>>18935034
I gosling for a large indie but I wouldn't care if my oshi's voice actor got a boyfriend. I want to marry my oshi, not the human that pretends to be her on stream and on social media for a few hours every week.

>> No.18937488

>>18937400
Kiamm...

>> No.18937527

>>18937400
And what if you found out the person on stream is largely reflective of the person off stream?
>>18937488
>Namedropping already
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18937570

>>18937527
Bleed...

>> No.18937587

>>18937527
Sorry but avoiding the word roommate like the plague is such a Kiamm thing to do I felt compelled.

>> No.18937734

>>18937527
>MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
bro just be less autistic

>> No.18938412

>>18937734
>bro just be less autistic
If I could be less autistic I would have real life friends & wouldn't be watching anime girls play vidya gayms poorly and make odd noises for entertainment

>> No.18938420

>>18937527
>And what if you found out the person on stream is largely reflective of the person off stream?
What do you mean by this, exactly?

>> No.18938752

>>18938420
>Fall in love with on stream anime girl
>Tell yourself it's only the character you like
>Find out off-stream real girl is the same personality and still cute
what do?

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>>18938752
Be sad because in the 1 in a billion chance she's single, she could do better than my ugly ass could hope to offer

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something happened?

>> No.18939122

Sending Vera cringe marshmellows!

>> No.18939138

>>18939100
She's normally that weird, anon.

>> No.18939236

All my Oshi's make me concerned so much...

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>>18939100
She's kinda wacky

>> No.18939396

>>18939138
oh, can you sell me on her then?
>>18939334
cute

>> No.18939670

>>18939396
Dorky, autistic, weird and toxic in games with a cute voice. She's autistic NEET GFE.

>> No.18939676

>>18938752
Most talented streamers don't show the world their entire personality, and those that do are easy to detect and drop after a few weeks.

>> No.18939758

>>18939676
You say that as if it's entirely fake or entirely real. Someone can easily showcase their best, but still real, traits online. And part of falling for someone is that you learn to cope with their negatives.

>> No.18940348

>>18939758
>You say that as if it's entirely fake or entirely real.
I do believe that to be the case - the personality traits that the streamer chooses to show to the world combine with their model to create a unique identity, distinct from the voice actor behind it. That is what the smart viewer chooses to fall in love with.

>> No.18940543

>>18939670
>GFE
I'm a bit wary around it lately haha... fun...

>> No.18940691

at least all the gfe discussion is directed at menace now

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>>18940691
The real gfe is this gay fag emporium. Go do something creative for your entertainers

>> No.18941040

>>18935389
BASED
I'd cum in her coffee and all over her face, too

>> No.18941080

I WANNA KNOCK UP VERA SO BAD BROS

>> No.18941526

So do we have anything to discuss for the worldbuilding thread? We already received a spot there
From a theological side, our pantheon just lost a deity, Hylo's departure.
And right now we have some kind of rivalry between Lumifags and Menacefags

>> No.18942854

>>18923902
good night yoki!

>> No.18943093

>>18941526
I don't think the rivalry is really there anymore tbdesu.

>> No.18943169

>>18941526
/clg/ capital is full of neon lights

>> No.18944068

cat
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

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https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

>> No.18944285

yuwi
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

>> No.18944291

>>18940543
Fandead...

>> No.18944408

Reject GFE, embrace coomer

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>> No.18944546

>>18940348
The smart viewer doesn't fall in love with the anime girl on his computer OR her puppeteer, anon...

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defeat the bogs

>> No.18944874

>>18944546
Bold of you to assume I am smart.

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>> No.18945588

Yubi GFE.....

>> No.18945635

Yubintellect...

>> No.18945739

I can't believe a virtual cat managed to convince me to watch of Disney princess PS2 game from 2007

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>> No.18946753

>>18945739
I can

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thanks doc

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>> No.18947647

>>18935993
Play Total War

>> No.18947728

>>18947647
while singing the beyblade soundtrack

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>> No.18947821

>>18947728
While using Khorne's Skull Cannons doomstack

>> No.18947880

>>18947821
>Khorne
Move aside fuckboy
https://youtu.be/fpCFPZ1bP8E

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>> No.18948126

>>18941526
Right, so the CLG pink is a lot like the Mexico/Aztec hot pink colors currently in use for TACOS/UCS/THICC map schemes. We COULD do a similar thing as the Nahua do for their founding myth.

A column of holobrony refugees turned off by the stupid ass-eating of holofans, niji vs holo tribalism, and incestuous audience cannibalization of some of the other small corpos came across a coastal inlet with a large island in the middle. On that island, instead of the Eagle eating a snake from the Aztec stories, there was a penguin consuming a large nudibranch. No, we have no idea how a polar bird ended up in a temperate or subtropical climate, that's why it's a fantastical creation myth.

Soon, a city formed atop the island, and a causeway was built. Etc. Etc. The /clg/ capital has a famous observatory and alchemy school. The army fields a large force of contemporary firearms, with particularly fearsome gunpowder cavalry.

I hate to be the vst-fag, but the RTS roster would probably look like
Barracks:
-Longbow unit that is weak but trains fast and is cheap to mass, multipliers vs. heavy infantry (Pandora is British and gets shit numbers)
-Axe or Berdiche unit that while expensive, is strong overall and high anti-cavalry multipliers (all those fucking soulsborne playthroughs)
-literal Rodelero knockoff from AoE3 that has similar bonuses and maluses (all of Seina's LatAm puercos)
-fast moving musketeer with a charged area attack using its bayonet (Inori plays holdfast)
-rifleman with 200 HP, 20 ranged damage, 20 melee damage, 20 range, that costs 200 resources to pop, strong vs. heavy infantry and ranged cavalry (Chris my beloved)

Stable:
-stealth horseman that beats economic units and artillery, otherwise frail and kinda shit damage (yoki is very bullyable and technically a ghost)
-heavy cavalryman with fucked up SEA voice lines and nothing special besides "get rekt skirmishers and archers" (emma gets the most boring unit)
-ranged cavalry with a rifle, fast moving. (yuri plays lots of fps)

Artillery:
-Grenadier unit that deals poison damage with its bombs (Menasuuuuuuu)
-Flamethrower unit that deals heavy damage to cavalry and buildings but suffers from short range and low HP (hylo my french kisser...)
-Springald-type that counters other artillery (Lumi can only cope and seethe, artillery spam from Wenham for days)
-gatling gun or some other mass-infantry killer (CHAAAAAAAAA~)

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>> No.18948215
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Yugi cute

>> No.18948682

I love when Yuri tells me I smell like dry cum

>> No.18948731
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look at this cat

>> No.18948745

>>18948126
I kneel

>> No.18950040

Lumi is 100% a vsco girl.

>> No.18951498

>>18950040
what does that make menace

>> No.18951591

>>18951498
autistic

>> No.18952119

>>18951498
Shit

>> No.18952422

>>18951498
iron deficient

>> No.18952501

>>18951498
"The weird one"

>> No.18953211

>>18951498
My wife.

>> No.18953491
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>>18951498
A cute lovable autistic dork

>> No.18953684

>>18951498
My source of love and happiness

>> No.18954808

Sell me on this company.

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>>18954808
It has an opera chuuba

>> No.18955093

>>18954808
They're shit, leave.

>> No.18955186

>>18954808
They're amazing, stay.

>> No.18955278

>>18954808
They're okay, suit yourself.

>> No.18955294

>>18954808
If you go there will be trouble
If you stay it will be double

>> No.18955333

>>18954808
You're better off finding an individual girl you enjoy. Who are your favorite chuubas?

>> No.18955372

>>18954808
Descriptions of the chuubas are in the OP. The chuubas are incredibly diverse, so..

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>>18954808
What are you looking for in a chuuba?

>> No.18955403

>>18954808
Gen 2 is GFE

>> No.18955912

>>18944408
difference? and who is the coomer?

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>>18944408
What about a coomer who does GFE?

>> No.18956977

Lumi lore question, has she ever mentioned the name of any kind of police agency she's running from as a thief?

>> No.18957045

>>18951498
Cute! Cute!!!

>> No.18957058

>>18956977
I think she mentioned interpol at one point.

>> No.18957113

>>18956977
DZ:NTS

>> No.18957472

>>18957058
>interpol
Thinking about Lumi crossdressing as Lupin and getting unbearably erect

>> No.18957520
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Menace is being extra cute in pre-chat today!

>> No.18957767

>>18954808
talents? great. company? garbage.

>> No.18957833

>>18957767
Objectively speaking one of the best companies out there because the bar is incredibly low

>> No.18958267

>>18957767
In all fairness Nijisanji was run out of a shitty apartment for a couple of years before they got venture capital funding

>> No.18958273

>>18957833
how would you rank the other companies, out of curiosity?

>> No.18958386

>>18958273
not him but tsun ≳ cyber > phase > kawaii > prism

>> No.18958476

>>18958273
>Shit companies with restrictive contracts that give you a boost
Hololive
>Same, but with a thousand gens and the boost decreases with every iteration
Nijisanji
> Ok I guess
Tsun
Cyber
Phase
>Black Companies
Kawaii
Prism
>LoL
Amber Glow
> This is actively worse than being an indie
MyHolotv

>> No.18958686

>>18957767
>>18958267
The fact that cyverlive turned itself around quickly at the start sure helped

>> No.18959198

>>18958476
>Black Companies
>Kawaii
What?

>> No.18959545

>>18958476
That 2nd gen of MyHoloTV was downright incredible. Idk how a company can scout/luck out on that much talent & manage to totally squander it

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>>18950040
vasco

>> No.18962214

>>18958386
wrong, if you're not applying to Tsunderia, you at least have a chance at auditioning if you're not Asian

>> No.18962911

Menace...

>> No.18963476

>>18962911
>migraine
code for boyfriend(me) wanted sex.

>> No.18966785

>>18963476
Sex is actually a good medicine for migraines so i'm happy she's taking her meds

>> No.18967745

Menace is sad...

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Vera is CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!

>> No.18968885

If we all get drafted into WW3 I want to print off a pin up of Lumi in a bikini for the inside of my tent

>> No.18968979

>>18968885
the idea of a war being fought and both sides having pinups of vtubers instead of models in their bases is really funny.

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sex

>> No.18970020

>>18968885
>(You) die in WW3
>Your oshi doesn't care because she barely knows that you exist

>> No.18971251

>>18970020
meh, no different than anyone else then

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Lumi sex
https://ehsex dot blogspot.com/2022/02/dancing-with-stars.html

>> No.18972131

>>18971861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGcBgn1TQE

>> No.18972163

>>18970020
>Watching live bombardments on YT
>Favorite vtubers tweeting about subs and how happy they are with their latest streams
absolutely bizarre

>> No.18972177

>>18967964
Vera's mouth is a CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP CUMDUMP!

>> No.18972232

>>18970020
are you me

>> No.18972383

>>18967745
What happened?

>> No.18972397

>>18971861
HOLY HELL ANON, KINO

>> No.18972466

>>18971861
why are all of your stories except this one femdom, trap, and futa?
you know what, actually that fits her too well, lmao
I hope the agent shot cum on her face after the fade to black

>> No.18972510

>>18972383
She had a migraine & cancelled her stream last minute

>> No.18972552
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>>18972466
Because everyone's a bottom, and I am too. It's fun to write

>> No.18972600

>>18972552
but did he end up facializing her, this is the important bit

>> No.18972708

>>18972600
You'll have to find out if I continue the story

>> No.18972727

>>18972708
oh, please do

>> No.18972887

>>18972510
There's something more. I hope she's doing alright.

>> No.18973047

Vera... She's so beautiful and perfect
>sweet
>funny
>likes bad puns, managed conventions, cute hag
>talkative, at least somewhat extroverted
>very approachable
I like her voice too, it reminds me of Rita or Pina. And she has read Umineko, absurdly based.

>> No.18973258

>>18973047
That voice is super fucking cute, but it needs to be cut off with a rough facefucking from yours truly

>> No.18973283

>>18972887
maybe her boyfriend just broke up with her

>> No.18973496

>>18973283
Female hands typed this post.

>> No.18973710

>>18973283
>>18972887
Anyone who knows where to look knows why she canceled

>> No.18973756

>>18973496
okay
>>18973710
you are the reason why she privated

>> No.18973992

Menace is old news this is /Vera/ now

>> No.18974060

>>18973992
Watching Vera post in discord while also watching war is the new norm

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Things don't seem so good today bros. I'm going to bed, hopefully things are better when I wake up.

>> No.18978380

>>18977332
menace is next

>> No.18978723

ukranian fandeads.... ganbare

>> No.18979717

Don't die yet /clg/ anons.

>> No.18979940

>>18978380
lumi is next

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Yoki LOVE

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I like Yoki!

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Yoki cute

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>>18983052

>> No.18985657

I've seen from shit from this company and can't remain silent on it any longer. Here is irrefutable proof that it's a black company & the talents are all grifting you. Please be responsible with this info.
https://files.catbox.moe/nsqgxw.jpg

>> No.18985990

>>18985657
Holy shit...what do you mean they're graduating? What the fuck did you do?!
https://twitter.com/cyberlivecorp/status/1326355021093498880

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>> No.18987688

>>18986553
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1496761529034756096

>> No.18988805

>>18987688
Yuri clone...

>> No.18989656

>>18987688
wtf
you can say she found a copycat

>> No.18990070

>>18987688
Cyberlive is fucking cloning Yuri?! They ARE a black company!!

>> No.18991161

Is Menace sad over the Rushia news?

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>>18991161
She's going to fully become Rushia
Prepare for green Menace next stream

>> No.18991827

>>18991161
Yep

>> No.18992100

>>18991161
Menace there is still time to cut out all the GFE shit and just be a comedian Vtuber
GFE only leads to bad things

>> No.18992766

>>18992100
Rushia didn't get fired because of GFE or her goslings, it was because of her shitty dramawhore boyfriend and associates that she couldn't deal with. Mainly her own retardation.

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Yuri Love

>> No.18994475

>>18993661
Yuri would be the best Cyberlive girl to kiss. Not because she'd be good at it, but because she'd be incredibly clingy and passionate. There would be no quick kisses goodbye with her when you left for work. She'd grab you by the back of the head, claim your lips, and wouldn't let go until she was satisfied.

>> No.18995156

>>18994475
>claim your lips
She'll rape your mouth with her tongue.

>> No.18995249

>>18995156
I want Yuri to get me addicted to french kissing.

>> No.18995397

>>18995156
I want her to rape my mouth with her barbed 13 incher

>> No.18996023

>>18992100
I love most of this silly slime's streams & will support her either way since I think she is funny & really cute, but I do imagine that long term it's just safer to avoid GFE just to avoid people who are really fucking schizo if worst does come to worst. Her choice entirely though, I'm just along for the ride wherever it goes.

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Lovely slime pits...

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>>18996023
At least how I see it, most of her GFE content is in her twitter posts, community posts, clickbait shorts, and whatnot. Her streams, OTHER THAN ASMR, are just her talking about whatever and sometimes experimentation with stream ideas.
But I don't know, maybe zatsudans are GFE and I'm just a faggot. But no matter, wherever we go, I'm on the same ride as you, anon.

>> No.18999124

I feel bad for GFE fans. They only set themselves up for disappointment in the future. Meanwhile I am immune to GFE because I know I'm an undesireable person.

>> No.18999327

>>18999124
>I am immune to GFE
I thought so too anon, I was a jaded fuck and now...
I'm in deep.

>> No.18999517

>>18999327
I will pray that you break free of those binds soon anon. The pain GFE will bring you may be too much to bare when it ends.

>> No.18999679

>>18999517
I'm using it to push me to get an actual GF. If I can find a real GF who makes me 1/10 as happy as Menace makes me then life will be worth living.

>> No.18999857

>>18999679
Good luck and godspeed anon.

>> No.19000550

>>18999857
The other anon wasn't actually me, but I'm also trying to escape it. It's hard to break off though.

>> No.19001847

>>19000550
Should have prefaced mine with NTA.
Life has just been so much better for me since she debuted. I know long term it isn't healthy to be attached to an entertainer in the way I am, but I was close enough to rock bottom that I think it's fair to say her & her streams havr been a very positive influence on me. I just need to try getting out & finding my own happiness before I am in too deep.

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haven't posted in months but i just really fucking hope that my country won't turn into the bastion of nato because of the shit that's happening right now.
and yes this is a bad thing.
hypermilitarized countries are always a bad thing.
they take ukraine, then they take belarus, then the west will sacrifice the baltic states. and then my entire eastern border is russia.

>> No.19004189

>>19003636
El Ramy I thought you lived in Japan and didn't speak English...

>> No.19004633

>>19001847
It's not Menace but I'm in a bit of a similar situation. It's a new meaning, I want to improve myself for her. At the same time there's this looming dread I feel in the back of my mind knowing none of it is real even if she likes me as a person to some degree and seeing what's happening to other GFE chuubas just makes it so much stronger.

>> No.19007151

>>19004633
Even if the rrats posted here about Menace being an absolute bitch who despises the content she produces and thinks all of her fans (especially the paying ones) are subhumans are actually true, it doesn't take away the enjoyment I had. All I can do is move past it.

>> No.19009512

>>19003277
EMMA SEX

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>> No.19009707

>>19007151
They're true and false. Anyone who is familiar with her PL knows that she made a conscious decision to be less negative and combative as a person. I think her current behavior reflects that decision.

And in the end, everyone deserves a second chance, no?

>> No.19009878

>>19007151
If menace ever said that she hated us I'd probably stop watching vtubers entirely. I like all the other girls but I'd never be able to watch them without thinking that they thought the same way.

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https://rentry.org/zo5ke
According to the climate analysis, /clg/'s climate is like Australia and Mexico
So are we like bushmen praising Menace?

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>>19009878
>>19009707
She tweeted this out before she deleted it. She's definitely matured as a person and grown since then.

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>>19009707
The 2 extremes are she's whole heartedly bought into it or that she's extremely manipulative for numbers & emotional attachment by making tweets like >>19010482 which is fun in its own way.
Reality probably falls somewhere in the middle. If you're constantly bitter & cynical, it's really hard to break that cycle. Props to her for doing her best to break it, especially since it's helped inspire me to try breaking out if it.

>> No.19012551

>>19010395
Honestly I am disappointed in the position we're in.
We should be swapped with /voms/.
/pcg/ and /vsj+/? Across the water from indies? Perfect neighbors imo.

>> No.19012979

>>19012551
Too late to change. They sent out invitations and we rejected.
Now we're stuck with this

>> No.19013403

>>19012979
I also feel like /ringo/ and /horni/ should have been swapped to make /ringo/ look like a urine stream peninsula, but alas.
Still interested to see where this goes.

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All times UTC

15:00 - Emma membership drawing zatsu
YT Link TBD

17:00 - Inori Outlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcK2DaSdsp8

01:00 - Yuri/Inori The Forest
https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri
https://www.twitch.tv/kurohanainori

03:00 - Menace zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0baR0Ckvmt8

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Love how Pandora's art always looks so good but her model isnt that great

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I need ryona art of the left one.

>> No.19016065

>>18920111
???

>> No.19016126

>>19016049
Lockon...

>> No.19018898

>>19010395
Bushmen praising the star & the slime

>> No.19018920

>>19013634
Scratch off that Inori stream
https://twitter.com/KurohanaInori/status/1496883860373749773

>> No.19018964

>inori using the "bad happenings" shit as an excuse to not stream
zoomer women everyone

>> No.19019085

>>19018964
Female hands typed this post.

>> No.19019344

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmSvcLdarm4

>> No.19019479

>>19018964
Her family could be from Eastern Europe, we still don't know where her accent is from

>> No.19019570

>>19012551
Being on the edge of the continent means its easier to exclude /clg/ from the rest of the threads, so now there's geographical context for the blacklist.

>> No.19019658

Vera is not feeling very well today either... I wouldn't blame her for canceling stream

>> No.19019694

>>19018964
>Hylo still going to stream
French kiss anon chose the stronger zoomer.

>> No.19019785

Considering a war will probably make inflation worse thus leading to loess disposable income.
Hololive potentially crumbling has a small chance of moving viewers elsewhere, but the most likely scenario is it torpedoing the growth or just the entire industry itself.
Do you expect made graduations from indie and company within a year?
I expect Lumi and Lumi 95% never quitting streaming soon and maybe 55% for Yuri

>> No.19019907

>>19019694
>stronger
She used to tweet selfies for approval

>> No.19019906

>>19019785
Do you want to try typing that post out again in english, anon? I can't really make out the meaning of most of your sentences.

>> No.19020426

>>19019785
Lumi will quit streaming one day because she wants to focus on the career shes going to college for.
Yuri will never quit streaming because its her ideal job.

>> No.19020730

>>19012499
>Props to her for doing her best to break it, especially since it's helped inspire me to try breaking out if it.
Same, watching and interacting with vtubers taught me that there's a better life outside of being miserable on image boards and blaming others for my misery.
Also, I have a thing for slime girls now.

>> No.19021590

>>19012499
>>19020730
Her PL used to talk about being a doomer online and wanting to change that.

>> No.19023159

Who should be in the next OP?

>> No.19023606

>>19023159
Me

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