/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss Lisa.

>>18836059
That's hot

damn cheeky brats... mogu correction is needed

I LOVE PURIN SO MUCH, I'm sorry if I'm stressing you out dog.

Marshmallows with Kazu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cn3EImt3dM

WTF Lisa. How can you be so cold? People are crying because of you now. You're supposed to use your psychic dream powers for good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqCmNZcYjHg

>>18838511
>Hylo ends up graduating after everyone memes about Slugma wanting reparations from her and CyberLive
>Lisa accidentally predicts Aruru's graduation
Dark forces are at work

>>18838973
Lisa said before and after publishing the short that it was Urara's idea.

>>18839232
SHE KNEW.

>>18839232
Just how much power does this slug have!?

>>18839232

Huh, Kazu got a JP maro, bit surprised desu.

>>18836676
I hope she realizes that not all of us are like that.

Drunk Mio two days in a row
https://youtu.be/BVkiGM2lifI

Kazu's maro stream going into quite the interesting topics.

Can't wait to see Mio get absolutely fucked over by the rigged wheel again tomorrow

Hold on boys, rough road ahead.

>>18841462
I can't archive this one so someone else will have to do it if she fucks up and has to nuke it

I want to lock Purin up in my mansion and make her my personal maid. She will have a shock collar and a tracker, so she will never be able to leave. I will make her wear no panties, so I can fuck her whenever I feel like it. If I see her big ass sticking out of her skirt while cleaning the windows, then it's rape time! I will also lock her out of my bathrooms, so she will piss herself when I fuck her. When she pisses on the floor, I'll rub my- I mean her nose in it. If she does anything else to displease me, rape time will be in her ass. With a maid like her, I won't need anyone else!

>>18841462
The only cure for a hangover is to drink more, after all

No... Kazu... please let me have a parasocial relationship with you...

I want to fuck Purin in her tight flip ass. Fuck her so much she can barely walk after. I want to chain her up nude so she has to beg for everything.

>Mio gets super drunk, makes a fool of herself, regrets it

>Next stream
>"Let's pour some more!"

>I'll be fine
Mostest Famousest last words of all time

>>18842577
The life of a drunkard.

>>18842577
The only thing that's going to make a Korean stop drinking is death itself

I look forward to reading this thread tomorrow morning

>>18843275
Why? Anything interesting happenning?

>>18843327
Mio's drunk and already saying weird shit

>>18843327
Drunk Mio is a riot

I'd just like to mention that Mio got 6,000 subs in one day

>>18843375
>>18843417
Saw it coming.

>Panties still the same color
Mio doesn't change her panties. Imagine the stains...

>>18844325
i'm going to suck the stains outnof her pantie s

>>18844439
Yuuna why are you getting drunk when you have a stream in two hours

Purin is having discord sex with Buta right now...

https://youtu.be/3m0qT0dd_SQ
You sent our dog some questions, right?

So is Davocado now on the list of Purin's potential boyfriends?

Mio that's cool and all but can you use your drunk powers to bring back the Slug

>>18845412
You can hear Purin's boyfriend in her room right now!

Skyrim? More like Mio is gonna rim Yuuna when they meet up

Mio is kinda gross sometimes

>>18845438
Ura's going to be too busy simping over the new Niji males to come back...

>>18845713
>sometimes

"not" gfe

i hate buta

>Meru talks about how depressed she is every stream
>Purin talks about how depressed she is every stream
>Yuuna talks about how her family sucks and it heavily stresses her out every stream
Are they all like this?

VOX WINS AGAIN
HOW THE HELL DOES HE KEEP DOING IT

>I realised that I should actually study for my exams.
Mio.............

>>18846616
It's a good thing she's not going to med school. She'd fail out pretty quickly.

>>18846866
What school is she going to? Do we know?

>>18847349
You think she'd tell 130k people on the internet, some obsessed with her, exactly where she's going to classes?

>>18847349
>we
We're not all stalkers and doxxfags, anon.

bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>18847406
>>18847439
I meant what course, i'm not that deprived

Huh, didn't know Kazu and Ami had tourette...

>>18846390
Mio just said she's going to kill herself in a year.

>>18848150
This is the first time I'm hearing about Kazu having it too.

I want to show Purin my black hole!

>>18848150
>One of the most common co-occurring conditions of tourette's includes ADHD
Ami...

>>18846866
She had a 4.0 gpa before vtubing

Kazu talk getting a bit serious now.

>>18848330
Sending Purin my self made goatse pics!

>i will do literally anything as an apology once i'm sober
Okay Mio, record a vocaroo admitting that you're wrong about us being stupid and saying that you're really one of us deep inside (and post it in the thread)

Holy shit... Kazu...

Stop making me sad, Kazu...

Uh oh, Mio's going to get canceled now...

>>18849336
>>18849715
Hold up, what happenned? Went to get some water, I know he was going into serious topics but where did he go now?

>if you're not proud of me, then you're...
>then you're gay.
You just KNOW she was about to say faggot

>>18849996

>>18850533
Oh.
Godammit Kazu, watch your words dude.

>>18850121
Calling people gay as an insult is not like her either. She almost did that last stream but wasn't as drunk as this.

>kazu has insomniac concept
>ends stream before 9 PM PST
???

Mio's reached toxicity let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She muted before going to puke... what a fucking scam...

archivebros?

Mio is puking RIGHT NOW

>>18852606
i've got it

hanging in there

>>18852690
Arigato, my man.

Guys my guildmaster is broken and I don't want a new one

>>18852690

I want to buy a jar of Mio vomit.

>>18853105
Can vomit be made safe through pickling?

>>18853362
You assume I don't want to ingest her various microorganisms and acids

A tale

sloshed sex with the guildmarm...

i am going to bed but i figured i'd help out the vodpals (assuming the archive anon doesn't skip out on us) with some timestamps i was collecting
they're all very loose so if you go to a timestamp expect to wait like a full minute

I want to rape drunk Mio so bad

>>18854429
I'm drunk too. Please rape me.

Goddamn

I'm hopelessly in love with Mio...
She's just too perfect.

>>18854429
prepare for reversal

>that song
>intermittent slurps

you heard her archivebro, it all falls to you

>>18854753
Me too, I wish I didn't feel things.

>>18854771
Not if she passes out

Are >we though?

>>18855017
I hope the author of that message reads this and regrets his decisions

Uh oh

>>18855017
I'm not, but I hope he is

Mio revealing her filthyfrank love lol. She's definitely unarchiving.

This woman is extremely Parasocial

>>18855433
knowing your viewers sleep schedules is kinda scary ngl

>>18855496
Kinetic is big in the tsunderia community. Everyone knows he's in California.

God I love brats.

>>18855728
I like when they are all talk, she would crumple instantly with light protesting

>>18851110
Kazu's doing a late night Minecraft stream. APOLOGIZE.
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune

>>18855999
there is a woman making a fool of herself cutely and you are watching blockgame, how can you justify this

>>18856147
Watching bros have fun is better than the thing I've seen every weekend for four years in college.

Mio, I like that you're sort of mature for 20yro, but you're definitely going to cringe at your past self a year from now.

>>18855999
My boyfriend Nen is also playing with him!

Some of you fucks are are breaking containment in the discord.

>>18856254
And my girlfriend Lisa too!

>>18856288
>discord
Who cares?

>>18856198
How is Mio mature?

>>18856147
I don't watch sluts, sorry.

>>18855999
I formally apologize. I'll watch him now.

>>18856317
She's more hardworking and self-aware than most 20yros. Of course with alcohol, she's just like any other college student.

>>18856411
Can confirm
t. procrastinating 22y/o

>>18856307
And my daughter Purin!

sell me on mio, particularly on the state of her armpits

A glizzy? Lumi's porcelain glizzy?

>>18856621
>state of her armpits
Yesterday, she asked the chat if it was normal to shower daily and called it a waste.

Wait, X in one bath products are bad?

She just referred to one of my posts kek. I called her a girl friend and a bro.

>>18857571
the shampoo just washes out the conditioner

Mio I love you a lot. Not as gfe, but you're just really awesome. I love drinking with you. You're really fun and your hard work is always encouraging. I hope you were joking about the "graduating in 2 years". I'm excited to see your future growth and I want to continue supporting you in all that you do.

>>18857622
Damn, goodbye 3 in one body wash then

>I'm 100% brat idk why
You're a woman Mio, its natural

I WILL correct this brat.

>>18838511
>was wondering why I couldn't put a face to the name
>barely streams
>no shorts
>pokemon, apex, call of duty
Oh, that's why

>>18857897
this was the first mio stream ive caught, and its a fuckin typhoon. i like it, i hope she'll pee in my mouth so i can get second hand drunk off oh her

>That's why I never applied to Holo, I don't think I'm that interesting
Mio...

Mio, you're not a brat lmao.

>>18858442
Everything interesting about Mio she'd never be able to do in Hololive. She'd get shitfaced on stream once, get spanked by management, and then be super subdued and unmotivated after that.

>>18858515
You're missing the point. She thinks she's less interesting than HoloEN. She needs to respect herself more
Also, I'm pretty sure there are several girls there that got shitfaced already without them getting reprimanded. But I don't really watch HoloEN

>>18858678
In EN never to the same level as Mio that I know of. JP has Lamy...

Mio, we really appreciate you here and know how hard you work at maximizing the algorithm. We know you put in a lot of thought. You're amazing and set the precedent for every other vtuber.

>>18858464
YT algo made her into one

damn
this girl goes hard

>>18858678
>>18858795
Some of them have gotten a bit drunk before, but I was watching Baelz's podcast with IRyS and Mori today, and they couldn't even say fuck on stream (well after the first 10 minutes of the stream being live), so they're heavily restricted with what they can say or do.

Mio is so fucking hot when she's talking shop.

Kazugaki...

She's a Vtubologist

she's so proud of her work and numbers it's endearing

I wish my oshi could see this stream or at least this part

Ami love!
Mio love!

Damn, I wish I was Susan.

that was a good hana macchia impersonation even if unintentional kek

I'M ADDICTED TO MIO
SHE'S TOXIC BUT I'M IN LOVE
SOMEBODY HELP

I'm scared
this girl is like lumi
first time watching her and I'm overwhelmed

>>18860812
Get out while you still can, anon.

>Mio can buy alcohol for herself in a month
It's only gonna get worse.

>>18860863
I think I can get out
but this stream alone I learned a lot, maybe I can nudge my oshi with her advices
also I didn't know Mio likes jazz and "barcore" music. If she likes touhou doujin music too it's over for me.

Mio is my wife

I'm going to fuck Mio's dad.

>>18860926
You didn't know she likes jazz?
https://youtu.be/pIn4Z-o9qVk
https://youtu.be/kmZ5G1Em8As
https://youtu.be/iPvPJJOuJkQ
https://youtu.be/sO3Et3Zj3m8

and because they have to deal with copyright garbage more than you do, silly girl

>>18861188
>>18860812
>first time

Im too dumejbk teab mion name

Would you want a Mio GF?
>Showers once a week
>Probably brushes her teeth just as often
>Wears the same panties for days
>Reeks of alcohol
>Constantly unavailable because she's "busy."

>>18861317
why wouldn't I?

>>18861317
There is literally nothing that I want more than a Mio GF.

>>18861317
Anyone who says no is a faggot

>>18860787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

Love Mio in an unhealthy way.
simple as

>>18861317
She can be my mistress.

>>18861317
I already have a Breadwife.

Mio is unironic turning me into an alcoholic...

>>18861985
all according to the plan

>>18861992
Slugma, what do you want from us?

>go to bed, Mio streaming
>Wake up, Mio still streaming
Parasocial alcoholic.

>tycoon games
>debuff

>>18862423
she's not wrong, unless you play it kind of trolling it's not that amazing of stream content, just like oregon trail

>>18862423
Yes. The only person that can make it work is Amiya since they often fall under her retro niche.

she's too much of a numberwhore...

I wonder how much of Mio's numberfagging is because of her parents. She needs to be big so her parents can actually see her vtubing as a viable job and not force her into the medical career hellscape

Problem with non-gamers getting in with games is that they don't get a niche. Look at Kazune and he is geared more towards FPS, or Amiya with retro games, or even Lumi with strategy based games, or Selen with the amount of shooters she plays. There are only so many games you can bounce around from until you quickly exhaust them trying to chase trends.

>>18862797
although to be fair we do need more doctors...

>I'm very schi- menhera
Mio...

>>18862797
>>18862888
As an adult she could quit that but everything has consequences. I actually wonder if she makes it large enough as a vtuber she will just quit...

>>18862960
I don't think we have any actual doctor vtuber so maybe she could be the first one
not now though

>>18862978
one of Purin's flip mutuals is an actual doctor, ShioriPon

>>18863003
very cute avatar

Damn I didn't expect Mio to still be streaming when I woke up

>>18855496
Yuuna knows a good chunk of her regulars' sleep schedules too. She's called out several of them on Discord before when they're awake later than usual

Your spider seems pretty cute, can I get a qrd on her?

>>18863741
Cute dork that plays retro games. She can sing very well and can play the acoustic guitar.

>>18863741
>Cute
>Extremely dorky
>Probably over 30
>Plays a ton of retro games
>Surprisingly gremlin when gaming
>Does a lot of unique art streams (pixel art, low-poly 3D modelling, etc.)
>Does other non-standard content streams (reading weird Wikipedia articles, reviewing weird game console peripherals, watching retro video game ads, etc.)
>One of the best singers around
>Plays guitar
https://youtu.be/J4jLj6NAWdw
https://youtu.be/YundPOnCOHY

>>18863867
>snorts

>>18863867
Amiquest and Shonen Heart are some high-level content, and she hadn't even debuted at that point. That spidergirl is super entertaining

>>18863926
How could I forget?
https://youtu.be/IVRxpupOM0k

I'm interested in joining mio's memebrship. My budget's kinda tight but is journeyman tier any worth?

When will the rest of Tsunderia catch on to the REAL reason why Mio inclined so hard and eat the fucking bugs?

>>18864121
wait did I hear it right?
she ate silkworms?

>>18864028
You'll get access to WIPs and some art that's not public. There's one lingerie wallpaper of her that's really hot and also some unreleased songs, but other than that there's not much else. It's mainly just to support her.

>>18864138
you misheard
she likes eating silkworms

>>18864138

>>18863867
And also
>very, very seiso

>>18864138
https://youtu.be/8YK-3uxyJGw

I love Miori in a purely platonic and healthy way!

>>18861985
>>18861992
>>18862204
>Turn all of the viewers into alcoholics
>Open a craft brewery and start selling Tsunderia brand beer

>>18866497
Char brand whiskey
Miori brand IPA
Yuuna brand soju
Urara brand hip flask
Amiya brand sippy cup

>9 hours

>>18866772
Orla brand water

>>18866844
How many burps?

>>18855017
Now this is an actual containment break

>>18859684
CLIP IT AND LINK IT TO YOUR OSHI

please kallin... just a crumb of literally anything else... please...

>>18871202
No fuck you.

Jelly playing some UNO
https://www.twitch.tv/moonjelly0

I didn't realize that Amiya's japanese zatsu collab on Saturday had so many big vtubers in it.

>>18875213
Please get Amiya and Pina away from each other before they fuse back into the same being

>>18875213
YWNBAJ

JWU, did Mio cut anything out of the vod or is she just rawdogging being cancelled

I am speed

>>18877966
I dont thing there's anything ban worthy on those nine hours, apart from the usual containment breach and the burping galore

>>18878395
>>18877966
*cancel worthy too

mio got a bait thread let's GOOOOO incline time

I want to nibble on Lisa's ears so bad.

>>18879228
This is the power of the rat

orlag
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

>>18879228
How come when I made shill threads about Prism members they didn't incline, they just got schizos in their chats...

>tfw Orla will never be your woman of flesh wife

Why does this image look like Mio reacting to an unrealistically large cock

>>18881366
She's about to microwave a glizzy inside of her

This is the most Orla stream concept possible

Orla is my oshi and I'm not afraid to say it

>>18881701
Everyone always talks about how cute Mio acts when she's drunk but not a single person mentions how unbelievably warm she'd be to cuddle with

>>18882568
She'd be an awful cuddle buddy, she'd get horny immediately and she smells.

>>18881019
anon come back and bump the general
it's dying...

>>18883403
If you're tired just rub one out for her and she'll go right back to sleep

Sara love!

>>18883579
Wrong thread, you muppet
Sara love!

>>18883579
Anon posted in the wrong thread, everybody point and laugh!

My bad I have like every small corpo general open in my tabs

>>18882395
Nobody can blame you for having excellent taste

>>18883557
The smell would be unbearable.

>>18883403
How can you say you love her if you don't like her smelle?

>>18884224
Unbearably scrumptious.

>>18884553
You can love someone and still want them to change their underwear.

>>18884828
If you want them to change in any way you dont love them for what they are

I bet Miori sleeps in bedding she hasn't washed in six months.

Amiya chatting about video game urban legends
https://youtu.be/0gNhtB0ogbU
Kallin's stream moved back an hour

>>18884971
If you don't love someone enough to try to fix them you don't really love them

DONKEY KONG MENTION

>>18886286
There is no escape

I find it impossible to believe the rrats that Ami is over 30 just based on the things she finds to be ancient

>That one kid from the playground is in chat

>>18886286
Can someone tell me what this is about, I'm a Newfag to Tsun.

It's Meru time!
https://twitch.tv/matsuromeru

>>18887918
Amiya can't go a stream without Donkey Kong 64 mentioned.

>>18887918
>>18887985
Just Donkey Kong in general, not just 64

HE

>what's hot coffee?
AMI

Una Hollow Knight
https://www.twitch.tv/unamedch

http://twitch.tv/kallin
It's Lost Ark. It's always Lost Ark!

>If there's a lady in a game, there's got to be a cheat code to make her take her clothes off
I will revisit A Dullahan's Tale with this knowledge in mind, thank you Amiya

>>18888577
If I play Lost Ark with Kallin, will she help me get an MMO gf?

>>18888985
Ami failed to account for her loading screen being a video game

/pcg/ tourist.
Whos buta and why is >>18846362 posted every thread?
From what I gathered in the archive hes the korone knockof's boyfriend.


Is she worth watching? I like the idea of a chuuba with her life sort out.

>>18889706
>chuuba with her life sorted out
Sorry pal but Purin REALLY isn't for you

>>18889706
kys

>>18889706
>chuuba with her life sort out
That is the exact opposite of Purin but please watch our spider instead

Ami with 100 CCV's. Her view to sub count is always super high.

Ami just hit 3view let's goooooooo

>>18889706
>I gathered in the archive hes the korone knockof's boyfriend.
hes not her boyfriend he is a freeloader and a piece of shit he is the sole reason why she became depressive everyone here hates him he often post here to defend himself thats all there is to it i repeat no one likes him no one i wouldn't be surprised if it turned out he was the one lying about purin in the first place
>I like the idea of a chuuba with her life sort out.
she talks about cutting her wrists after playing needy streamer overdose

>>18889833
Wait until you see her membership numbers. It's hard to explain it without comparing her to other girls, which I don't want to do. But at the end of the day, people that like Ami really like Ami. She's going to succeed.

>>18889833
>>18890528
There really is no escape from the spider's web

Uh oh, Ami's doing the GFE hypnosis.

>>18890895
Only Ami

>>18890528
I went from seeing a recommendation /here/ to being a member in less than a week, she is so damned charming

>>18890895
>Ami's doing hypnosis GFE
>Meru's doing ASMR
goddam it feels good to be a Tsunderia fan

>>18890895
and of course it works perfectly

Is Amiya trying to make me fall in love with her?

>>18891566
it's easy to be a finished bucko

Nappu.

Ami GFE LOVE

>Steering Ami away from retro games

Does Amiya have a reference sheet? Can't find one

Sheepytime
https://youtu.be/SCTTvSM-Rcs

Fifteen minutes into the stream, Lisa has already drawn on the wrong layer

>>18893417
Lisa is not the smartest sheep.

>>18893497
Definitely the dutest sheep though

>>18889363
>Ami failed to account for her loading screen being a video game
Or did she?

>>18895902
The clothes DO come off of the models, after all...

This Kallin stream is pretty chill

¿Which one does earlicking ASMR? I only watch the spider

>>18896950
You're looking for Nene Amano.

Lisa very cool!

No Meru archive today?

sheeple, how would you describe the scent of lisa's armpits?

>>18899720
It was basically her drooling on herself half asleep, failing to get any game to open or chat to respond to her until she gave up and went back to bed.

>>18889706
>>18889706
>Chuuba with her life sorted out
Exactly the opposite of Purin, sorry as much as I love my oshi she is crazy as hell.

>>18900369
She's pre-stream masturbating.
Again.

I've been putting off watching the vod from the previous bug eating stream, should I skip this one until I've seen that or is it better to show up with no expectations

>>18900631
The last one was hilarious so I'd say this'll probably be worth watching live

Anons any juicy ear licking stories?

>>18900369
Mio....

Here we go
https://youtu.be/e_jBtGG8FqI

Hi Mio! How was your day?
Hi Mio! How was your day?
Hi Mio! How was your day?
Hi Mio! How was your day?

>>18883557
I know I did

[Sad news]
Mogu has died.

Mogu....

How many times is she going to land on the reaper this time?

>>18901690
I gave her the wheel. It's rigged to land on it on spin 5.

>>18901727
That's merciful compared to last time

>>18901907
Nice.

>>18889706
>Purin
>Having her life sorted out
Yeah, no.
Honestly, now that I think about it, I don't there's many if anyone in Tsun (or the other startups) who can be said to have their lifes' "sorted out"

>>18902070
this and i think Purin is the most fucked out of them all.

Based baron

Mio is so dead.

That guy is the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.

Bros we're being used for shitposts now.

>>18902786
INCLINE!

Kek Mio what the fuck is this

lmfao, I love this woman

Mio CUTE

Breadwife on
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

maybe after this stream her nose will be descongested for a whole two days!

>>18903287
I have nasal congestion does that actually work?

>>18902786
Kek, didn't notice it until now.

There it is

>>18903321
I dunno, I just thought it was funny because she sounds like the Canadian side of the Niagara Falls are coming out of her nose right now.

I feel like Mio is just seeing how close she can get to on-stream suicide before /meat/ catches on at this point
She's actually going to die

purin...
https://twitter.com/inukaipurin/status/1496312098254725121

Mio's really enjoying that milk

>these lyrics
>all these slurps
it's fucking perfect kek

Mio please, think of the children

>>18904527
I'd be willing to say that's now the definitive version of the song, it's so fitting

>>18903834
I have to save her bros

>room smells awful
IMAGINE THE AROMA

>my room smells awful
We already knew that, Mio.

>>18904637
MENTALLY MANIFEST THE MIO MUSK

>Why do they gotta be black
Is she allowed to say that?

>why do they gotta be black
very based mio

>why are they black
>why do they gotta be black
Mio!?

>>18900402
She just alluded to this comment lmao

Mio confirmed for masturbating

Mio confirmed. She doesnt touch herself before stream, only after

Now we know.