/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm in love with Gura!

I MISS GURA

Hoping for Gura/Mumei Karaoke in the next schedule

>>18784576
How the FUCK did you get this image of me?

I LOVE THIS DUMB SHARK

i miss my wife

gawr gura karaoke 2022-02-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562BEQnNoog

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Gura cute Gura cute!

Gonna be a great week bros. Do your reps. Do it for Gawr.

>>18784706
Thanks bud

>>18784706
Thanks archivebud

I can't... I love her too much...

Well, with Irys joining Bae I think the already low chances of Gura joining just dropped. I hope she has some good break days

>>18784618
>>18784690
same desu

MGC time

>>18784576
Great stream
Now that there's nothing else to do I NEED PICTURES CUTE PICTURES OF SHARKS

No mention of streaming soon so I guess Wednesday is the next time we'll see her.

>>18784622
I'd rather have that for the schedule after next. Would like to see her return to games since we didn't get much of that last week.

grombopoulos gringle should play guitar hero against mumei

https://youtu.be/bw_bz3WJpOk
I think this is her best performance of this song so far, god I love her voice

>>18785043
whore!

>>18785043
>'I'm a whore, duh!' the song
No thanks

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912

>>18785098
She loves saying bad words

AAAAAAA I LOVE HER
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1495593321598758912

I love her

I love Gura so much man.. I love literally everything about her..
This week was SO good for members too, we had the candy eating zatsudan AND the friday super chatty and cute karaoke practice

CUTE!

Oh god she is so happy

THROUGH HER SCREEN I SHALL PAT HER HEAD

>tweet
Yeah she's happy

>>18784858

>>18784858

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Tp_FOPA64

Whoa, wait, whoa, hold up. Shark tweeted and it had nothing to do with a stream reservation? This is freaking me out.

Happy shark, happy life.

>>18785043
How can Whorei and Floprys even compete? Gura is the best singer in HololiveEN

>>18785162
>>18785173
Man it's obvious that her manager told her to do more post-stream tweets like this to pump engagement. You really think the girl that dissappears for a week at a time without so much as a peep on twitter gives a shit about her fans?

>>18785158
Not even the right song, good job

MORE HEADPATS

>>18785355
It means she is over the moon now.

>>18785408
>her manager
>doing literally anything
how fucking new

>>18785355
She's been doing that lately

I'm so happy right now.

>>18785423

>>18785447

>>18785355
She tweeted after that bully + GTA stream day too, she must have been really happy after the karaoke

>>18785408

>>18785471
We can tell, Gura

>>18785355
It's very rare but she does do it, there have been a couple that were after karaokes just like this. It seems to put her in a really good mood when she thinks a karaoke goes well

>>18785355
She loves feeling loved and wants more

bros i love her so much

>>18785355
Maybe she's been talking to senchou again and she encouraged her?

>>18785471
Dude how. I’m so sad. Every time a stream ends i just get hit with a massive wave of sadness.

>>18785546
Gura doesn't type like that newbudchama.

>>18785355
She was on a tear beforegetting sick. She's simply picking up where she left off.

>>18784858
>>>18784858

>>18785355
>>18785726
she said in the members only dick sucking asmr stream that she wants to stream more often and all the time and wants to eat her members so she has the energy to do it. We are in the manic phase

>>18785448
>Gura
>quote tweeting her own stream tweets for the sake of self-promotion
Yeah this is a management initiative 100%

>>18785704
Gura is capable of changing her typing style.

Happy shark happy life.
I believe that's how it goes.

>>18785687
is it because she's your god?

>>18785822
No, she is dumb as a rock.

>>18785805
man you really have nothing after her having a good week

>>18785805
Take your meds.

>>18785687
Because my headpats were not in vain.
>>18785704
yeah she type like this !

Great now I miss her.. Guess I'll rewatch the karaoke

Ah, I see it's starting. Well, I'm gonna enjoy the high and go do something productive. See ya, chumbuds.

I really enjoy and love the karaokes but I kind of want to have a watch along

I put too much pepper in my beans.

>>18785912
Throw some lazy typos in there and you can RP as gura.

>>18785958
I hope we get another watchalong too..
The last movie we watched was fucking Tremors, that was so long ago

>>18785958
hopefully she does one soon. i miss them too

Reminder. https://youtu.be/olbw96FIQN4?t=1748

>>18786026
throw phonetic typos liek dis

>>18786026
>lazy
They're the opposite of lazy, she backspaces to add them in.

>>18786043
Last one was matrix, no? But was with mori so I get why you wouldn't count that

Oh, Gura tweeted about receiving headpats. I think my notifications broke because I didn't get any and all my trending are just talking about Euphoria (the hbo show not the anime).

>>18785930
See ya, chumbro

>>18786192
no it was that jewish christmas movie

>>18786192
it was seven nights deer shit actually. good watchalong

>>18786192
Adam sandler bros...

i want to cuddle goomba...

>>18786192
oh yeah, I forgot about matrix and eight crazy nights.
It's been a long time since it was just her and on her channel though

>>18786215
>>18786232
>>18786233
Right, I watched the stream whit out the movie so didn't remember

>>18786147
Perfect.

>>18786092
my love for her since then has only grown, she's too sweet and perfect

>>18786147
Gura??

>>18786444
gura doesn't know what the word "phonetic" means

>>18786493
It doesn't have to do with phones?

>>18786698

>>18786698
>That fucking planet
Goddamn I have a sudden and intense need to see a Toejam and Earl collab

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up glork* my name is gura but u can call me t3h ShAaAaK oF aTLanT1S!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 9,371 years old (im young 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch spongebob w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again T u T huhaha…hoocha!!!!!

love and borgars,

t3h ShAaAaK oF aTLanT1S

>>18786092
I wonder sometimes what life would be like if she hadn't joined Hololive. How many bad nights she's helped through. How much more bitter and angry I'd be. If I would have ever actually experienced this warm feeling of love in my life without her. Sorry for the blogpost.

I was promised femanon udders...

>Thanks guys this was therapeutic
was she feeling down?

>>18787071
>after gta radio permshit
Yes, anon. She was very blatant about it during that stream.

>>18787133
that was a day ago retard

>Gura learned and sang one of my favorite songs ever tonight
I love her so much

>>18787209
wagon wheel?

>>18787163
Are you dumb or do you really think things that happened a day ago can't affect someone's emotional state?

>>18787256
You REALLY think Gura is so upset over the fucking radio in GTA5 that it'd be dampening her mood a whole day later? It's a video game.

>>18787321
You didn't watch the stream.

>>18787321
It's about permshit in general, you mumbling bumbling retard.

>>18787357
You're right, I didn't. Had to go to a birthday party so was gunna watch it tomorrow.
Still I doubt she cares that much

>>18787426
You are dumb still, you'll see once you watch it.

>>18787321
You know what absolutely would put her in a bad mood for the week?
>no permissions for DL2
>lose permissions for Bully
>no permissions for Powerwash Sim
>lose permissions for GTA radio

>>18784690
>>18784821
anyone have that gif of gooba calling out people who call her a dumb shark using cards?

>>18787226
Yeah, it's a song I grew up listening to with my dad and it's always stuck with me. She mentioned Darius Rucker's version but I'll always like older versions more. I also thought it was interesting that she talked about remembering it from long ago, made me wonder if she had a similar childhood experience with the song

>>18784617
Why did she do it, bros...

>>18787501
DL2 and powerwash are coming eventually, it's not like they have NO perms for it.
Bully is pretty shitty though but GTA radio is a nothingburger.

>>18787606
cause she's doing her best

>>18787666

>>18786698
phones is abbreviated from telephone.
phone here actually meant sound instead of the device.
>>18787321
sure. and she's just an anime girl playing games. why are you so upset anon?

hora dorufin hora dorufan
hora dorufin dorufan dorufon

>>18787501
>>18787608
But even Bully I doubt she was going to continue anyways since the port is so shitty and it crashes every 30 minutes

>>18787666
>>18787707
My favorite series of soundposts, can't wait for the next episode of "Gura drops food"

>>18787772

>>18787745
>phones is abbreviated from telephone.
phone here actually meant sound instead of the device.
I know, I'm being a dingus.

>>18787608
DL2 and Powerwash were both literally scheduled for this week before she had to drop them, and losing the GTA radio absolutely mattered since not having it meant Gura had to constantly tab out to turn the Hololive radio on/off and 90% of the time the music didn't fit.

>>18787897
Gura really needs to bind a key to "play/pause" or just use the one that's probably already on her keyboard, would 100% solve the awkwardness with alt-tabbing in GTA

>>18787703
she needs a father figure, please understand. somebody has to do it

>>18787501
DL2 and Powerwash were just delayed, GTA radio is whatever, she had even more fun with holo medley, Bully was crashing nonstop, there is no way to keep playing it regardless.

>>18786943
kek

>>18787897
>DL2 and Powerwash were both literally scheduled for this week before she had to drop them
yeah, that doesn't mean they're gone forever.
>since not having it meant Gura had to constantly tab out to turn the Hololive radio on/off
she doesn't have to do that either, she just does it cause it's fun. Every JP that played GTA5 just kept the radio off all the time.

H-how many times do I need to watch this stream...

>>18788202
She's gunna do another duolingo stream next week I bet, and it'll be farmed by JP clippers for another year like the first one

>>18788202
PTSD Shrimp is based and i hope that he never gets clapped.

>>18788283
>reuploading member's content
I hope he gets fucked hard

>>18788202
It's so weird, that stream keeps autoplaying and getting recommended for me too, YouTube I have watched it already

>>18788363
seethe paypig

>>18788283
I usually don't like clippers but I respect him after he actually didn't upload a member stream gura said not to clip

>>18788111
>yeah, that doesn't mean they're gone forever
That doesn't mean that Gura is going to be fine not having it though, especially since she's the one that gunned for Powerwash sim perms and now gets to see other people in her company play it before she can.
>she doesn't have to do that either, she just does it cause it's fun.
And she wouldn't have had to do it in the first place if she didn't lose permissions for the radio. My point is, losing all of these permissions and shit at once, especially since it's all shit that you were doing/going to do is going to suck and stress you out.

>>18788367
That stream is great, especially the SC reading segment where she told us about her cleaner job while she was folding laundry

>>18788442
really everything you mentioned is like 1/10 stress level, she'll get over it. I'm sure she's going through more stressful stuff IRL

>>18788402
kys greynigger SEAmonkey

>>18788550
how are you sure? this is her life. have you had a job before?

>>18788363
I don't mind the songs. I love reading comments from random people talking about gura's singing. BUT this is unacceptable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGHL_7GX26Q

>>18788672
Apparently not.

>>18788672
I have a job with much higher stress levels than whatever she might be going through cause she can't listen to Wham while playing a video game for 3 hours in a week.

>>18788268
Do it for the meme, Gura!
Or maybe she's too nervous to, has her Japanese improved any since then?

>>18788780
Yeah, he can fuck right off with reuploading member's only stories.

>>18788780
How do you report that? Is there an option for uploading members content?

>>18788780
Okay yeah that is absolutely niggered. Those stories are for US.

>>18788880
https://cover-corp.com/report/en/
Submit it to cover and report it on youtube as "spam or misleading" and give some info there

>>18788550
But not only did all of them happen in one week, compounding on each other, they all were specifically stuff that Gura wanted, making it look targetted even if it wasn't, not to mention that you're clearly understating the stress level of losing both Bully and Powerwash.

Gura had a really great week full of great singing and I love her very very much

>>18788869
>>18788880
>>18788928
>>18788958
get over yourselves

>>18788869
>>18788880
>>18788928
>>18788958
Lmao. stupid paypigs

>>18788998
She didn't fucking "lose" powerwash you moron, it's just permissions autism. She'll play it within the next couple of weeks.

>>18789030
>>18789073
get fucked clipniggers

>>18789073
>>18789030
>Greylets upset their freebie might disappear

>>18789073
Lmao poor greynigger

>>18789137
It wont do shit lmao. you are the minority

>>18789142
oh my goodness! *kisses*

>>18789030
>>18789073
t.poorfags

>>18789229
>it wont do shit
I've seen clipniggers reuploading member's only content taken down in the past, and this faggot is LONG overdue.

>>18789137
>>18789355
>>18789196
im a member but u guys r just acting like women

>>18789406
Not a single person in this thread believes what you just posted

>>18789438
noooo not my hecking memberstreamerinos

as long as it isnt something gura said not to share i literally do not gaf and i implore you to do the same

>>18789499
Go back

>>18789499
neck yourself greynigger

>>18789406
>>18789499
Lol she literally just commented about wanting people to not reupload member's content

please stop trying to erase gura's best songs from the internet

>>18789558
nta but her making a joke about people recording unarchived singing streams isn't the same. That joke was her telling people she's fine with unarchived singing streams being recorded, she would obviously keep them up if she could. Sharing non singing members moments is different

I'm just here to love Gura. I love Gura.

>>18789584
There is an archive with all the stuff she's done as Gura.
Her content is safe, dumbass.

>>18789120
Oh man, I didn't know that no longer having the ability to play something after being told you could originally isn't "losing" permission to play it, I'm so sorry you fucking moron. By the way, we don't even know if Cover lost the permissions temporarily or not, or that Gura would even know if they were temporarily lost.

>>18789725
and if a nigger steals your computer?

>>18789752
There are dozens of copies of this archive.

Gura love!

>>18789725
that's a screenshot of my archive. please stop trying to erase gura's best songs from the internet.

>>18789668
This is a cope to not feel bad about taking advantage of Gura's kindness

>>18789915
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>18787020
I genuinely feel sad that your first love is a chronic liar and manipulator using you for money

>>18789832
so archiving shit is only allowed if you do it

>same stale bait

>>18789899
Whatever you say dumbass, what is the gawrchive anyway.

>>18789978
BASED. yesmen btfo

>>18790014
i run that too. please stop trying to erase gura's songs from the internet.

fuck you, paypigs, i make good money off my clips channel. if only gura would delete all of her vods, i'd get way more traffic.

Wow Gura tweeted TWICE today wtf

>>18789978
This is a Gura thread, mot a Rushia thread, anonchama.0rd22

>>18790157
three times.

gooba gigglegills

I see Roberu is doing a Vampire Survivors stream. Do you think Gura will do a stream for this game? Seems like the perfect turn your brain off and watch the bullets fly game

We need to say more heartfelt words when she sings, like today, so that she understands that we are not praising her out of mere politeness. She has an inferiority complex. She was so happy, said that support is very important to her when she sings.

>>18790273
Why are you watching faggots?

>>18790172
>he didn't see the T5 alt twitter tweets.

>this sudden hatred toward paying member

what rile them up this time?

>>18790273
I kinda doubt it, Vampire Survivors doesn't seem like her kind of game since it's very grind heavy.

>>18790395
No other good shitpost material right now

>>18790395
Green woman drama is stale now. There's nothing to shitpost about Gura so they're stuck throwing random shit.

>I have two days left until retirement
>Fully taken care of the rest of my life now
>Plan to watch every Goop-Goop stream in perpetuity
>Im too old for this working shit
>Im sure absolutely nothing will happen in my last couple days

Im gonna be alright aint I chumbuddies?

>>18790299
It's called fishing for compliments virginchama, and you're the reason women constantly do it. Just keep feeding her the validation she uses you for

How do you people even have this much to talk about with gura? Last general had 700 posts within 90 minutes are you just screaming into the void

>>18790554
we are unironically obsessed

>>18790508
Grampsbud...
We are all gonna make it.

>>18790554
>are you just screaming into the void
yes

Holofes and official 3D Gura are coming soon.
You DID buy your ticket already to show your support didn't you?

>>18790508
Ye. Good for you, ojibud

>>18790610
no. im gonna watch it for free

>>18790508
>2 days to retirement
Anons gunna get shot by a foreign crime lord and his partner is gunna have to solve the murder and bring them in...

>>18790508
you will make it grandpa chumbud, don't forget to gift some of your retirement funds to gura or buy her merch

stay away from hazardous material

>>18790554
baitniggers jump into the thread en-masse to farm replies, dumbbuds reply, baitniggers alert their discord buddies to join in, and then both sides just circle the same point for a couple hours until the baitniggers either get bored or the thread dies and the bait doesn't carry over.

>shitposters have nothing on Gura so they repeat old garbage and attack chumbuds instead
She's been so good lately

How was the karaoke

>>18790002
it seems that you need to go back, grab a book and understand the purpose of archiving

>>18790554
There will never be enough words for me to explain how much I love Gura

>>18790610
Ah, thanks for the reminder

>>18790610
Haven't yet but I plan on it. Im also gonna take off work to make sure I can catch the entire thing

>>18790660
>>18790670
>>18790619
>>18790584

Noted. You zoomers take care and I think im wearing the bullet proof vest just in case

>>18790610
Yes, I'm not a poor seanigger that has to kneel to the chinks for a re-stream

>>18790722
as some schizo said in general, he doesn't hate gura but he just didn't want his oshi to be clumped with chumbuds

I love Gura!

>>18790610
not yet, but thank you for reminding me to put a link on the merch page for streaming tickets.

>>18790610
>supporting the garbage company that is Cover
yesmen are retarded

>>18790861
That's clearly not the ones posting in this thread

>>18790508
If you have to ask?
You're alright oji-san, you're alright.

>>18790610
I bought it long before holoEN 3d was revealed.
I'd buy it a second time if I could

>>18790837
grandpabud I'm coming to my 30 any advice? not married yet since I'm still career fagging in this gov work...

>>18790910
Why do i agree with yesman schizo after all these perms problems...

>>18790910
How's the internet cafe food today, Jakartabud?

>>18790722
Oh how quickly chumbuds forget. Excited to revisit this thread when she has her biweekly meltdown

>>18790610
college student, pls andastand

>>18791061
No matter how many times you repeat it your bait will never be true

>>18790956

Dont develop overly expensive lifecrippling habits like drug alcohol cigarettes' CCG or Warhammer addictions. Dont plop out kids before you are married with someone who actually enjoys the weird shit your into. Save even small amounts of money and invest it so you can retire loaded.. You would be surprised at how small things add up and many folks blow money they could be saving

I know thats basic shit but its all I got offhand 20 minutes before leaving

>>18790395
SEAniggers are running out of bait

>>18790610
I'm not paying $60 for 30 seconds of Gura at 3am, fuck that.

>>18791177
It's all there buddy, you just don't want to see it

>>18790610
I bought both days before the announcement that EN would be there. Gura being there though made me more excited and happy than ever

>>18791261
more proof cumbuds dont give a shit about hololive

>>18788869
>>18788880
>>18788928
I'm a member and don't mine the songs clips because I get to listen to them again. Gura doesn't care either. The one time she said "don't clip this stream" he listened and didn't upload anything. Stop trying to act holier than thou. Fucking retards

>>18791248
ah great advice especially life-crippling habits, it often overlooked, grandpabud
about money yeah, I invest some of my money in crypto, precious metal, and stocks too, glad to have that habit at least...
enjoy your retirement grandpabud, you deserve it

>>18790895
man, that's quite a checkout experience. the "english" button does nothing LOL.

Someone needs to shop this and the other Gura mcdonald date image so like 80% of the burger is on her face and clothes instead of in her hands

>>18791467
the part where some anon cited first a picture of my archival operation, and then the name of the page i post the releases on while trying to argue with me was really something else.

>>18791467
stop samefagging, nobody is going to believe you're a member dumb fucking SEAnig.

>>18789558
Lol. She was joking. The one time she actually meant it guess what? He didn't upload anything from that stream. "Herr Durr, clip nigger bad, I say this to fit in with the /vt/ crowd, herr durrrr." Fucking retards

>>18791554
AND WASTE VALUABLE RATIONS?

>>18791725
goober can't eat in public without making a mess. art needs to imitate life

>>18791395
So? My loyalty is to Gura, not to some stupid company that screws her over half the time. Why would you ever suck Cover's corporate cock?

>>18791597
kys clipnigger, Gura doesn't want to have to give a serious reminder not to clip every single stream, so take a fucking hint.

>>18791597
You sound mad defensive there, are you afraid your channel is about to be nuked?

>>18791783
Oh I see, she makes sure she eats/stores away the rest of it.

>>18791554

will dudultv ever do anything official for gura? dude does good work

>>18791859
based

>>18792140
Go back to discord.

>>18791859
based

>no archive magnet or download yet
Did the archivers die?

>>18792360
Anon your reps

>>18792360
blindchama...

Where would you "people" be if vtubing did not exist?

>>18791859
Gura supremacy!

>>18792360
jesas, and i even reposted it in this thread because it was so close to the end of the last one

>>18792383
>>18792404
>>18792539
Pardon me while I boil myself.

>>18792425
Probably doing more worthwhile things.

>>18792425
probably at home

>>18792425
Watching something else, playing video games, volunteering more.

>>18787537

>>18791859
She came hoping for something more, but Cover constantly puts spokes in the wheels. This damn company she hoped for doesn't let her do what she hoped for, and that's why she's depressed.

>>18791859
fantastically based.

>>18790801
this

>>18788111
The problem is that the radio thing affected her and ONLY HER. If it's because of the DMCA thing from over a month ago, they would've blocked IRyS from playing the radio, but they didn't. She listened to the radio and sung along with it, and management didn't have a problem with it. It's only when GURA goes to play it that they suddenly decide "Oh, you can't play the radio". The permissions bullshit is bad enough with JP members getting permissions while EN gets a middle finger, but this is a case of somebody in the same branch as her being allowed to do something, while she gets a middle finger from management when she tries to do the same thing.

>>18792933
It's just AI. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. If the sample is heavily modified by additional sounds, it will not work.

>>18792933
The bully announcement also came from IRyS after her most recent GTA stream so those changes might not have been made when she streamed gta last. The real thing to check is to see if other holos that play gta from here on out have to mute the radio as well

>>18792933
at this point it's impossible to see cover's management as anything other than criminals stealing money from her.

Testing

>>18792933
Or the radio got banned at the same time Bully perms got yanked, which was probably right before IRyS's twitter space which was a couple days after her GTA stream.

>>18793239
Change the webm link for a ogg.

>>18790273
Thanks for the recommendation anyways, nice little game to play while watching streams.

>>18792425
/a/

>>18792425
Same shit as always.
I've been /a/ for so long and despite that I thought vtubers were the silliest shit. Now here I am for quite a while now, loving this shark.
Actually things have gotten better, I have a job that has machines doing all of the physical suffering I used to do and much better pay.
I did my reps, thanks Gura!

>>18784706
Mucho thank.

>>18792933
Have any of the girls streamed GTA after Gura? And Gura is the reason for the bully ban and GTA radio ban. Bully for the PC crashed on her 4 times , (or the dumb taiwain and small dicked commie shit if you prefer), and wham DMCA'd her

>>18793616
Hopefully IRyS plays some GTAV this week.

>gura trending on twittwat
>half of it is porn

>>18793795
Holy based.

How many children do you want to have with Gura?

>>18792765
thaanks

>>18793935
literally alot of children

I hope Gura's manager dies

couldn't post 4chan when I was at work. Just wanna say, Guramei impromptu duet was the highlight of the karaoke.

>>18793935
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Gawr Gura. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that it'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Gura as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning, I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home-made lactation inducing cookies to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Gura will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen, and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere, but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Gura's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck for which she will undoubtedly call me a weirdo with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call, and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies. Gura will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore, I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs, I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

>>18794025
I hope everyone who has ever made Gura frown dies

Is Gura a bonnethead?

>for you
Does that count as trending?

>>18793935
I want to fertilize all of Gura's eggs.

>>18793935
>ehh? until menopause?

>>18794134
OF COURSHE

>>18792125
>prepare a nice dinner for Gura
>purposely make her spill her spaghetti
>make her then eat it off the floor like a dog
honestly she would prob be into that

>>18792425
I used to just play video games all day and watch anime sometimes, so that.

>>18793935
>>18793975
>>18794046
>>18794143
>>18794268
None of you should have children.

>>18793324
Good idea

>>18793935
At least 3 kids, preferably 5, would be open to more if she wants more.

>>18794603
You're taking this too seriously.

>>18794603
>armchair eugenics
Okay Hitler

Does anyone remember when Gura said she was "young, wild, and free"? I want to hear it again but fuck me if I remember what stream that was.

Actual ogg may be better.

>>18793935
10 at least, it would be my gift to the world for everyone to have a shark loli as wife within the next 500 years.

>>18794134
>>18794393

>>18794972
50% of the "human" population will be shark girls
The other 50% will be shark boys

>>18795193
CUTE

>>18794726
>>18794779
Nothing truly good can come of this charade. It's never too late to turn back.

>Gura will stop streaming one day
I don't have to worry about it because she's gonna marry me but I sometimes wonder how you buds will handle it

i love gambino goomba

>>18795793
she's gonna marry you but the baby in her womb will be mine
t.her nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41rLeVR_zt8

Gura should sing the anthem of her people

>>18795793
>Gura will stop streaming one day
I like it when she's happy, and I hope she always will be.
I also believe in my stubborn wizard powers to just press on. Like I always have.

Man, I started last stream kinda bored because Gura just did karaoke two days ago and sang a lot of of the same songs, but within a few minutes she had me absolutely jamming and singing with her. She's unbelievably talented and cute.

Can't stop kneeling.

>>18796769
do not doubt goop goop

Miss the stream tonight, I’m gonna watch the VOD but I saw that she already unpin schedule and she post and after stream tweet.
She must have been extra happy today to do that

>>18796965
never doubt that a specific stream will be good
always doubt that she'll do anything she ever says

Is Gura eating healthy lately?

>>18797170
She's had pizza, mcdonalds, grapefuit juice and candy

>>18795700
Take your own advice and go back to where you came from, tourist.

>>18797243
Gura...
At least I hope that wasn't stretched over a week.

>>18796769
There's no "gura singing too much"

>>18797588
I like chatting more than singing.

>>18797107
Gura's happyness is more than anything to me

gura loves me(im the shrimp in the image being hugged by gura)

>>18797631
Fair enough gura's chatting and singing would never be boring

>>18797728
That's fine, she loves me the most (I'm ebichan on her head)

>>18797728
I'm this shrimp

>>18797791
Uhh I'm pretty sure that's me

>>18797791
her forehead is huge

>>18797588
Until she shreds her vocal chords on the last song and has to spend the next stream or two speaking in her low, gentle, raspy voice oh nyooo~

>>18797989
Her forehead is cute

>>18797989
All the more shrimps to fit on it

Do you have a second or oshi or are you loyal to Gura alone? If the latter, then you're a true chumbud.

>prestream tweet
>awesome stream
>post stream tweet

What a great night

>>18798203
I watch full streams of my oshi (Gura) alone. No I don't have a second oshi.
I'm an unfortunate clipfag watcher for every thing else, vtubers take up way too much time.

>>18798203
Gura's my only oshi. I try to catch the karaokes and occasional other streams from the other HoloEn members, but otherwise I watch clips. There's just too much content otherwise.

>>18798203
Gura is the only one I sit down and focus on her stream every single time she does. I'm membered to other holos and will almost always have a stream up as background noise but I care about Gura far more than any other holo

>>18797870
nighty night buddy

>>18784576
get a fucking life pathetic shrimp

>>18799139
Rape correction.

>>18795700
Imagine if the Gura the farm trannies dug up turned out to be like this anon's head canon ultra manipulative giga stacy instead of a boring mundane girl.

yeah im thinking im in love with this shark girl