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1868221 No.1868221 [Reply] [Original]

Who's Dumber?

>> No.1868241

1. you made this thread before
2. luna isnt remotely dumb

>> No.1868253

>>1868221

>> No.1868273

>Luna dumb
She's probably the smartest girl in Hololive

>> No.1869642

>>1868221
newfag here
i know luna isnt dumb but
is aqua genuine dumb like drool droping dumb?

>> No.1869758

>>1868221
its the 4th time you make this thread anon, we all know Lna isn't very knowledgeable but she's very smart, aqua on the other hand is... um very cute

>> No.1875165

>>1869642
Yes.

>> No.1875396

Luna is genius. Yes.

>> No.1875549

>>1869642
She literally has to slurp her drool back up every 10 seconds. Bet the dick sucking must be on a whole other level though.

>> No.1877706
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>>1875549
I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me

>> No.1877722

>>1868221
Luna is just pretending she's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Aqua isnt dumb she's just in her own world.

Miko is dumb

>> No.1877728

You

>> No.1878133

>>1877706
I wonder what happened to that anon. I hope they're still around /vt/ and can soon top it with something even better.

>> No.1878488

this fucking thread again lmao
>>1877722
this is correct

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