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A thread for the Charming Cherub of the CHADcast, Calliope Mori, and the Members of her Extended Universe

>> No.18726014
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I love sensei!

>> No.18726117
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>>18725126
>>18725265
No, I have simulated this scenario multiple times and this is exactly how it would go:
1. She would have a first run and just go all the way right in the first level and kill herself in the lava lake in forty-six seconds.
2. She would have a second run where she get killed by a happonuljaska thirty seconds in.
3. She would get to the Holy Mountain for the first time in her 7th run, and she'd die immediately after entering the Coal Pits by blowing herself up.
4. This is when she gets angry and our fate is sealed. From there, the 1 hour stream becomes a five hour stream, and she'll solemnly swear to keep streaming this game until she wins a run, guaranteeing us months of Noita.
5. Soon after finishing the game for the first time, she'll learn about orbs and begin her All Orbs NG Max run, guaranteeing us Noita streams for the rest of her Mori life.

>> No.18726152
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.18726241

>>18726014
We know, Marine

>> No.18726280

>>18726152
Based

>> No.18726370

I love more-i calorie-ope

>> No.18726386

>>18725632
its possible 2 might but i can't imagine anyone on either ost being part of a big enough label to do dickish dmca stuff except possibly carpenter brut, but even then i doubt it

>> No.18726430

>>18726117
I think dead cells is more likely

>> No.18726547

Mori do 1-2 hour collabs so you don't have to read supas

>> No.18726566
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>>18725975
I always found the most attractive part of a woman to be the sole.

>> No.18726627

I'm not saying my fetish because it honest to God puts me into a state of brainwashing when I see a woman with it going on.

>> No.18726696
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>>18726627
I’m curious.

>> No.18726710
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I have a confession. I love my Mori.

>> No.18726795

>>18726696
Mori has never displayed it except in one thumbnail that ruined me

>> No.18727331
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Cute bonebros moment, shork really loves Live Again.
https://youtu.be/vlHv4xRh200?t=5470

>> No.18727345
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>> No.18727352

>>18726795
Is it pits

>> No.18727363

>>18727352
I am not giving any one of you the ability to brainwash me

>> No.18727376

>>18726627
Well I'm not saying my fetish because its pretty degenerate and honestly I don't like the idea of seeing it happen to Mori.

>> No.18727461
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lots of women have rape fetishes mori it's nothing to be ashamed of

>> No.18727472

>>18727363
Glasses?

>> No.18727502

>>18727472
she's done that a few times no, I'm not Fubuki

>> No.18727521
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>>18727376
It might be hers too, Anon.

>> No.18727589

>>18727521
I can assure its not her fetish

Don't think I can say the same for Gura and A-Chan tho

>> No.18727714
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If we're discussing fetishes now, I want Mori to piss all over me and mark me as hers. That's all.

>> No.18727927

>>18727714
Water sports is one of the most intimate experiences you can share with a partner.

>> No.18727936
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>>18727331
She has those lyrics fully memorized, it's probably a song she really connects with. Cute

>> No.18728002

You know thinking about it, Mori’s confession to Fubuki at the eikaiwa should have been a plainly obvious bit, we’ve known she’s loved foxes since forever. Marine’s sad face was pretty golden as well.

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>>18727589
Is it this?

>> No.18728076

>>18728002
I think she only really likes orange foxes

>> No.18728133

>>18728064
...maybe

>> No.18728142

>>18728076
No wonder she likes Ghost of Tsushima so much

>> No.18728167

>>18727936
Gula Gaul is a homosexual

>> No.18728226 [SPOILER] 
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If we're discussing fetishes now, I want missionary position sex with Mori for the purpose of procreation.

>> No.18728235

>>18728167
More like a homiesexual

>> No.18728314

>>18727331
One of my favorite moments is the
>AHOY! AHOY! AHOY! AHOY!
>WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING DIPSHIT

>> No.18728343

>>18728076
With how hardcore she fangirled over Gin Inchimaru I think she just loves foxes of any color.

>> No.18728419

>>18728343
mmm. I wonder her opinion on true form Kurama from YuYu

>> No.18728422

>>18728343
someone should suggest to Mumei giving her a white fox out of her horde.

>> No.18728523

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1495259738799734785?s=21
I'm glad she's back to browsing the tags, I think finding stuff like this the fans make is her favorite thing about browsing social media

>> No.18728584

>>18728523
That shitpost rap didn't have any right being that good.

>> No.18728586

My disgusting fetish is forced eye contact.

>> No.18728635
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>>18728523
I really think that the break period + surgery really was her letting it all out. I'm glad that I did not waver.

>> No.18728643

>>18728523
I was so blown away by that rap and the fact that it was just a shitpost she did 45 minutes before the stream. I'm proud of my oishi

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>>18728586
I like it.

>> No.18728753

>>18728523
My Mori is in a good mood today
:D

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That all-star Saturday event was a wash. The Dunk Contest is dead.

So, how are you guys?

>> No.18728932
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good morning mori

>> No.18728967
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>>18728904
Proud of my boy KAT. And happy that Mori is starting to feel better.

>> No.18729028
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>>18728523
It's a fuckin' bop

>> No.18729180
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.18729321

my fetish is to hold hands and marry Mori

>> No.18729561

>>18729321
you fucking degenerate

>> No.18729567

>>18729180
thank you for the reminder, I will be sure to pencil it in between the other appointments of loving Mori.

>> No.18729891

On one hand I’d like more drawing streams, but on the other hand if her shoulder is hurting from animation (the proper place you’re supposed to draw from) I’d rather her not overdo it. Crossing my fingers for another rpg then.

>> No.18729937

>>18729891
I want another watch along, Shawshank when? Dead Leaves? Fuck I'll take more Sandler films.

>> No.18729960

>>18729891
I like it if she did an actual animation teaching stream. Like explain her process and tricks.

>> No.18729961

>>18729937
Hateful 8 with Gura and Mumei please

>> No.18729970
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18729970

I really like Mori with short hair post short hair Moris

>> No.18730033

>>18729961
fuck hateful 8. It's a bad movie. So many better westerns to do before that

>> No.18730080

>>18730033
Django unchained?

>> No.18730097

>>18730033
ogey retard

>> No.18730138

>>18730033
I don’t know if Gura has ever talked about what state she’s from, but she can put on quite a convincing Southern twang in her voice, I’d like to see a good ol’fashioned John Wayne or Clint Eastwood film.

>> No.18730144

>>18729961
>>18730080
>Westerns
>Tarantino Westerns

Did you have a good stream sharky?

>> No.18730203

deadbeats listen up

>> No.18730251

>>18730033
What's wrong with it? I thought it was a good who dunnit.

>> No.18730268

>>18730138
>I don’t know if Gura has ever talked about what state she’s from
Never directly but she's gone into great detail about the smell of rotting squash at the end of the season, and picking worms out of corn husks

>> No.18730286

>>18730080
how about the Dollars Trilogy, 310 to Yuma, Magnificat 7, True Grit, or Blazing Saddles

>> No.18730307

>>18730268
corn husks is every state but hawaii

>> No.18730317

>>18730251
NTA, but nothing desu. The worst thing about it is that I could understand someone placing it as the worst Tarantino movie, which is still pretty good.

>> No.18730327

>>18730286
>Blazing Saddles
Confirmed never ever, but Mori and Gura will watch(ed?) that and Boss Nigger together one night

>> No.18730371

>>18730317
I know people have their own tastes but I thought Jacky Brown was really boring and so was the first half of Death Proof

>> No.18730374

>>18730327
Mori got Boondock Saints, (which is my favorite movie too) Why can't they get Blazing Saddles?

>> No.18730409

>>18730374
Does Mori have her n-word pass back yet?

>> No.18730416

>>18730286
There are some good public domain westerns out there. Can they stream public domain films?

>> No.18730427

>>18730374
it uses the nigger word and (hilariously) satirizes the natives as wandering Jews

>> No.18730443

>>18730427
I mean so does Boondock saints?

>> No.18730484

>>18730416
I think there's a difference between public domain and "profiting" from showing it by a corporation. I bet famous twitch ecelebs could get away with it but youtube and corps are different

>> No.18730500

>>18730307
>>18730268
Yeah, her being a proper country girl is pretty well established, but I don’t think there’s anything definitive. She visits Disney World often, but that’s not as big of a hint as one might think with where it’s positioned in down in Florida.

>> No.18730633 [DELETED] 

>>18730307
Yeah but corn AND squash is a bit of a weirder combo
That coupled with >>18730500 is pretty weak, but still present evidence of Florida. Plus I still remember the Amber Alert incident which 100% puts her in Florida and possibly narrows it to Broward County.

>> No.18730644 [DELETED] 

>>18730409
As far as I know she can reapply next year. After she lets these big black balls slap her phat white ass into submission.

>> No.18730965

>>18730633
you get random farmers doing random plants all over. Corn makes money and is government subsidized. You get that everywhere. And squash can be just a random farmer.

>> No.18731085
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Love your Mori

>> No.18731262

>>18729937
>Shawshank when?
Never

>> No.18731309

>>18731085
I’m surprised Ballerina Mori never seemed to catch on. That and cheerleader Mori. Granted they were sports she did as a kid, but you’d think more people Would be all over that.

>> No.18731441

>>18731309
Because artists would have to watch streams to know about it. The crunchy one used to but she seems busy.

>> No.18731443

>>18728064
I think everyone already this is a chan fetish

>> No.18731571
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>>18730427
They got away with Scary Movie

>> No.18731631

>>18731571
To be fair, that doesn't have the dreaded "n-word" in it if I recall right.

>> No.18731654
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jwu anything cool happen in the last 8 hours
about to enjoy a gura gta vod

>> No.18731692

>>18731654
listen to >>18728523

>> No.18731888

>>18731654
it's fun.

>> No.18731935

>>18731309
It never caught on because the only people horny for Mori are /here/ and lesbeats.

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Ope says: Fast facts: Did you know?: today's Wordle is: Bet you didn't know: It's: TACIT
That took me a while.

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>>18731309
There are some cute arts

>> No.18732259

>>18732145
Spin to win

>> No.18732266

>>18730427
>it uses the nigger word
Bro Ame played LA Noire

>> No.18732281

>>18732145
wow, look at her go!

>> No.18732337

>>18732145
Faster

>> No.18732415
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Moririn.... my peepee...
it's so painful...

>> No.18732517
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i want more mori theatre memes

>> No.18732553
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>>18732085
Why is she like this?

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>>18732337

>> No.18732624

>>18732598
>Now with a moving background

>> No.18732801

i'm gonna watch mori bully some JP members

>> No.18732915

When will she show off the Myth logo womb tattoo?

>> No.18732923

>>18732801
>Bully
>Marine made her blush
>Confesses to FBK
i don't know, man.

>> No.18732929

>holos can't play the radio on gta5 anymore
this dmca shit is stupid

>> No.18732973

>>18732929
they really need to mod GTAV with Holo Music.

Would be hilarious

>> No.18732986

>>18732801
Wrong, you're going to watch JP members, and Ina, bully Mori

>> No.18733087

>>18732973
it's not a mod. the game has customizable files so you can put your own tracks that will play on the radio. Gura won't discover this when she doesn't even know you can default the radio to be off in the settings

>> No.18733127

>watching Eikaiwa VoD
>think it'd be nice if she did more of these
>remember this is actually the 2nd episode and I haven't watched the one with Lui yet
Forgive this forgetfulbeat.

>> No.18733148

>>18732973
>police chase and shootout while RIP plays

>> No.18733274

>>18731631
No, it definitely did. It also had that sexually harassing tranny gym teacher and a fucking death by gloryhole.
If they can get away with watching that shit I'm pretty sure Mori and/or Gura could get away with an "up yours, nigger" or two.

>> No.18733413

>>18733274
I guess it may just be that Mori and Gura don't trust themselves to not say it while watching.

>> No.18733460

>>18733413
I wonder how many times Mori failed No N-word November

>> No.18733489

>>18733413
More like they probably wouldn't be able to stop themselves from laughing at it.

>> No.18733633

>>18733489
Man that would be fucking hilarious.

>> No.18733779

>>18733489
I still have this vivid image of both of them watching Boss Nigger and listening to the theme song play in complete silence, before at some point during the chorus Mori just goes ahead and sings "BAWSS NIGGUH" one time and Gura loses it completely

>> No.18733823

>>18733489
I'm not sure if that's real or my imagination, But I vaguely remember Mori cracking up at a non-PC scene or line in Boondock Saints. Am I thinking of the cross dressing scene?

>> No.18733824
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I can't believe this is my LSS atm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDvD-KGqt2E

give me a holo song with the same feel.

>> No.18733856

>>18733779
I hope Mori and Gura did end up doing that watch along. I feel like Mori doesn't take enough opportunities to relax with a friend.

>> No.18733888

I wanna see Wolf of Wall Street watchalong, it's one of my favorite movies because of how fun and rewatchable it is

>> No.18733942

>>18733823
There was a part where the character makes a joke about niggers to their superior. But I remember Mori doing a stone face from it. She referenced it again recently in a collab stream

>> No.18733953

mori should watch something outta left field imo

>> No.18733994

>>18733489
They had to keep themselves from laughing at the bum biddy bum dance in 8 crazy nights and I thin Gura specifically said "I don't wanna laugh at this because it might be something traditional"

So they absolutely would lose their shit at overt racism.

>> No.18734007

>>18733888
the fact shes never done a scorsese watchalong despite being so into mob movies is real fucked up

>> No.18734124

>>18733994
trust me, i too would laugh at half the shit jewish people do. when i first learned they can't have meat and dairy on the same plate, i nearly lost it

>> No.18734142

>>18732624
That's going to be harder than it sounds....
But I'll do it later

>> No.18734197

>>18734124
when is the mori and gura fiveish watchalong

>> No.18734207

wait did mori watch kill bill ever? that's a fucking great movie.

>> No.18734221

>>18734207
I would love to watch that with her.

>> No.18734326

>>18734221
kino on kino

>> No.18734405

>>18728226
"Based"

>> No.18734416

>>18734326
I feel like it's a fun movie to do a collab watch along with. Maybe with Moom or IRyS......Ame?

>> No.18734459

>>18728523
I liked the original better, ya boy sounds too quiet in this one

>> No.18734804

>>18733148
Just like in those IRL videos!

>> No.18734836

>>18734207
I hope we can watch Scary Godmother 2 this year

>> No.18734848

I wish that Chadcast wasn't at such a dumb time. None of them even stream at that time usually. Well maybe Bae idk what her schedule is.

>> No.18734861
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Love this sexy dork

>> No.18734933

>>18734848
hey man eurobros gotta eat too

>> No.18735062

>>18734933
Aren't Mori's normal night stream times fine for most of EU? Just an hour or two later would be easier for PST

>> No.18735100

>>18733148
https://youtu.be/vlHv4xRh200?t=4689
Gura's hilarious crash into a river while RIP plays. Also, wasn't there a Japanese dashcam video of a guy getting into a car crash while RIP was playing?

>> No.18735104

Finished off the public drawing stream where she started the Irys drawing, she mentioned the next few months were gonna be hell for her in the sense of how busy she was gonna be (in clear anticipation for a music release) but the actual number of sessions she said she needed to do were surprisingly low (at least lower than I thought) She's already been to a few already, I wonder how many she has left/how far along the music releases are. would be nice if she was already done with them so that could be another thing off her plate

>> No.18735147

>>18735100
That was hilarious, especially when she paused and you just her "TEEHEE BITCH" with the mission failed screen.

>> No.18735155

>>18734848
Nightime streams are probably just way too convenient for all three of the, to sync up together.

>> No.18735166

>>18735100
>Also, wasn't there a Japanese dashcam video of a guy getting into a car crash while RIP was playing?
There are two.

>> No.18735190

>>18735100
>https://youtu.be/vlHv4xRh200?t=4689
OMG. It's hilarious. We need a carchase with Red.

>> No.18735275

I want to commission Kairu to draw Mori but since he's a fetish artist and a footfag at that, I know his prices are going to be completely fucking bonkers

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Is this the fetish confession thread?

>> No.18735435

>>18735405
I hope you die painfully

>> No.18735450

is Mori hosting the chad cast or is it hope?

>> No.18735457

>>18735450
Chaos

>> No.18735484

>>18734861
C-cool...

>>18735100
Why can none of them drive?! Mori needs to play a driving game and restore some of my faith.
She would probably try one of those "obey all laws" RPs.

>> No.18735485

>>18735405
I hope you die a slow painful death and never meet Mori but Steve who kills bugs

>> No.18735530

>>18734007
>the fact shes never done a scorsese watchalong
Nigga did you really memoryhole the Goodfellas watchalong? That was one of her best ones.

>> No.18735561

>>18735530
To be fair I don’t think she ever released that from T2

>> No.18735659

>>18735561
IIRC she said she wanted to keep the last T2 and T3 streams tiered which is fine with me.

>> No.18735952

>>18735405
yes, but kindly die for me sugoi daisuki

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>>18735405
You got more?

>> No.18736093

>>18736062
get in the oven

>> No.18736125

I want Mori in an SS outfit

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she's almost as cute as Shrek I'd fuck

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>>18736093
I found this.

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>>18736125
here u go

>> No.18736233

Why the fuck did I choose to check this thread out right now of all times?

>> No.18736247
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>> No.18736259

>>18736212
this isn't a joke or a comedic exaggeration
i genuinely hope awful and painful things happen to you

>> No.18736391
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Purify this thread with cute and beautiful Mori

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>>18736391
So... Just Mori?

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>>18736391
Sorry

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>>18736391

>> No.18736638

>>18736501
She''s trying to hold her back!

>> No.18736897

>>18736638
looks more like she's trying yo hold her front to me...

>> No.18736917

is the chadcast just eternally fated to initially overlap an event

>> No.18736978
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Of course it had to be Kiara with the poo joke
>I'm the anime woman, get it?
Mori...
Also damn, that shade on the country roads cover

>> No.18736981

Update on the Kira Buckland birthday message. She replied that she thinks it's a cool idea, but she's not allowed to do unofficial recordings. She's offering to send autographed prints of Jolyne to Mori instead.

>> No.18737034

>>18736981
That sounds good. Thank you for being cool Kira.

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UWAAAAAA
>>18736981
Aww. Sounds good tho.

>> No.18737081

>>18736981
Based.

>> No.18737116

>>18736978
>yeah, me

>> No.18737274

>>18736981
since Mori is /here/ she'll just get spoiled on the gift...

>> No.18737398

>>18737274
At least she might see we're not all completely obsessed with ruining her mental state and tearing her down.

>> No.18737421

>>18737398
but how will I mold her into my perfect girlfriend if she's not mentally ruined.

>> No.18737448

>>18737421
She's a content creator.
She's mentally ruined by default.

>> No.18737551

gezebelle gaburgably of vtubers. they even look alike

>> No.18737669

>>18736978
>>18737040
I wasn't aware of this stream. Watching it now. It's great. Thank you.

>> No.18737724

>>18736978
>>18737040
Good times.

>> No.18737740

>>18736981
what about adam sandler for the birthday message?

>> No.18738121

>>18736593
Saruei may be a dumb, annoying frog but GODDAMN her art is fucking hot!

>> No.18738177

>>18738121
Tragic terminal case of sameface. She dropped the ball on official daki.

>> No.18738244

>>18738177
That's only a problem if you're looking at the face.

>> No.18738312

>>18736981
>but she's not allowed to do unofficial recordings.
Contracts for dub VAs sound fucking retarded

>> No.18738350

>>18738244
But anon, I need to look at the face because that's where I aim my cumshots.

>> No.18739107

Is it Mori's job to reap the souls of aborted babies?

>> No.18739143

>>18739107
Yes since they already bear a soul. Mori even has to reap the trillions of sperm cells lost each second

>> No.18739168

>>18739143
>Mori comes every time I bust a nut

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>>18739168
>Mori cums every time I bust a nut

>> No.18739524
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i want to kiss mori so fucking badly holy shit jesus christ holy fuck i need to kiss her kiss kiss pink woman on the lips love mori kiss kiss

>> No.18739728

>>18739524
this but ina instead

>> No.18739763

Frame doko?

>> No.18739853

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZRLzZcAUKo
Wait, delayed by one hour? Why's that?

>> No.18739887

>>18739853
flare 3d

>> No.18739904

>>18739887
And you better watch it. Half-elf LOVE!

>> No.18739917

>>18739904
ye

>> No.18739953

>>18739887
nahonay

>> No.18739992

>>18739904
I'm racist, so I won't!

>> No.18740126

the reaper is here, say hi

>> No.18740177

>>18740126
moriiiiiiiiiiiiii i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.18740198

>>18740126
if you don't have an interesting topic to talk about i will go to sleep

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the english lesson was good

>> No.18740285

>>18740126
Hi Mori. Love you, you big dummy.

>> No.18740327

>>18740198
Wait an hour senpai. I'll mention mcdonalds and camping trips so look forward to that

>> No.18740366

>>18734207
Kill bill and all other tarentino movies are overrated as fuck, not kino at all. Fucking garbage ass movies. Country Bears, now that's some real kino.

>> No.18740387

>>18740126
DORK

>> No.18740414

>>18740366
we need to watch some Babe: Pig in the City

>> No.18740468

>>18740414
We need to watch The Wrestler featuring Mickey Rourke.

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>>18740126
Keep up the incredible work!

>> No.18740504

>>18740414
We've had enough meme shit already

>> No.18740538

>>18740468
We need to watch Falling Down (1993) starring the gay actor Michael Douglas

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>>18702707
If you need to say anything to him, you can let me know and I can pm him.

>> No.18740563

>>18740538
We need to watch Rounders starring Matt Damon

>> No.18740573

Kung Fury onegai

>> No.18740611

>>18740573
She already watched Kung Fury. And it's not very good anyway.

>> No.18740622

>>18740126
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.18740658

>>18740611
Nah, it's unironically good and funny

>> No.18740674

>>18740658
reddit

>> No.18740698

>>18740674
That's where you came from? Ok.

>> No.18740704

>>18740327
big if true

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Not going to make myself feel unwell or unable to listen by staying up. Will have a nice little list of vods for tonight.

>>18740126
Big ups

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Just came across this. Has /vt/ ever seethe this hard at a fanbase before?

>> No.18740903

>>18740126
Mori, you're a big, dumb, dorky reaper bitch and I love you.

>> No.18740912

I feel like Calli often visit 4chan based on her post on the alt accounts. SO CALLI IF YOU'RE READING THIS I JUST WANNA SAY YOU'RE CRINGE AS FUCK BUT I LOVE WATCHING YOUR STREAMS!!

>> No.18740927

>>18740879
It's all in good fun, don't take it seriously.

>> No.18741068

>>18740912
She was constantly visiting /st/ during her NGO stream, and we know she used to go on /a/ a lot

>> No.18741198

Drunk, alcohol-scented, sloppy tongue-fuck makeout session with Mori's roommate!

>> No.18741207

>>18740879
Oh well. Too bad a whole board can't stop one Streamer & fanbase. Guess Deadbeats are too powerful...
I'll keep watching Mori and other Holos as I have, enjoying it, and posting about it. If that makes some others angry, that's their problem.

>> No.18741214

>>18740879
That is made by a deadbeat. None of the antis are gonna go make an effort to make a propaganda pics.

>> No.18741232

>>18741198
what the FUCK I swear I put that last part in spoiler tags, they just disappeared

>> No.18741272

>>18740698
Yeah man, you're not allowed to like shows unless it has Nigger in the title, don't you know this is 4chan?

>> No.18741398

I wonder if she remembered CHaDcast was supposed to be happening right now or is just lucky the delay happened?

>> No.18741454

>>18741398
Pretty sure she talked about it with Bae and IRyS

>> No.18741519

>>18741068
She was supposedly part of an /a/ sings, but I don't know if it's really her

>> No.18741531

>>18740927
You'd be surprised.

>> No.18741602
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the torture rap has no right being as good as it is yo

>> No.18741771

>>18740126
nice larp

>> No.18742133

How much you want to bet "that" was her entire payment for the animation?

>> No.18742264

>>18737740
Unironically, is this possible?

>> No.18742266

>>18742133
yes

>> No.18742296

>>18742133
Knowing AO, 100%.

>> No.18742330

>>18742296
qrd?

>> No.18742343

Who took the snowy photos?

>> No.18742393

>>18742343
Me (her boyfriend)

>> No.18742413

>>18742393
I wrote this

>> No.18742428

>>18742343
>>18742413
>>18742393
All me.

>> No.18742438

>>18742343
J-chad

>> No.18742628

>>18741398
Anon?

>> No.18742839

I hope Japan bans UberEats

>> No.18742937

>>18742839
Why? Delivery right to your doorstep is a fucking miracle. You need food - you do couple clicks and you have food, it's amazing. Instead of wasting time in the kitchen you can focus on work.

>> No.18743234

>>18742839
Just practice self-control instead, Mori. You don't NEED those two McFlurries at 1AM, you just WANT them

>> No.18743397

My two oshis (Mori and IRyS) on the telly in 10 minutes

>> No.18743515

>>18743397
My two oshis(Mori and IRyS) and the one being very close to becoming one(Bae) on the telly in 7 minutes.

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its time

>> No.18744030

>>18743987
Deadratocrat...

>> No.18744123

lol this dork

>> No.18744302

>plush irys
>plush rrat
where's plush ope

>> No.18744420

>mori comes back at 20% volume
>"you sound fine"
wtf.

>> No.18744457

>>18744302
she's the one filming

>> No.18744533

>>18742839
I hope Japan bans raping

>> No.18744559

Not an alcoholic btw

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Damn, your oshi lives like this!?

>> No.18744571

I can't shake the thought that this is just Mori trying to make her own version of TT

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Morippe...

>> No.18744585

men over 170cm should look into getting surgery to become shorter

>> No.18744597

...

>> No.18744636

I guess this explains what happened two days ago

>> No.18744650

>>18744571
didn't she say it was more styled on Charlie's podcast last time?

>> No.18744661

>>18744636
2 sips...

>> No.18744662

dude alcohol lmao

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It was time for Ina to leave, she had seen enough

>> No.18744713

>>18744585
Why should we? I love the fact that I never need a stepstool or anything like that. Sometimes I hide my shit from my housemate just by putting it on the top shelf, he literally can't even see it.

>> No.18744773

>>18744713
Imagine doing this with Mori

>> No.18744798

>What the fuck is wrong with me?
>I gotta show everyone.
kek

>> No.18744833

>>18744574
looks healthy, what the matter

>> No.18744883

>>18744833
Fags trying to pretend they live healthier

>> No.18744922

>>18744883
But I am

>> No.18744988

>She's FINE
Roger that.

>> No.18745002

>I'm fine
dyrbi

>> No.18745021

>"Leave the internet"
You lying bitch

>> No.18745110

i feel like it's not that healthy to drink alcohol every day regardless of how much it is

>> No.18745188

>Literally not fine
>Normalfag audience spamming 'ITS FINE CALM DOWN'
I fucking wish death upon all greys.

>> No.18745222

>>18745188
its functional, and thats what matters for now

>> No.18745223

>>18745110
I feel like you're a faggot

>> No.18745229

>>18745188
Unironically how do we save her

>> No.18745284

>>18745188
>She only listens/cares about yes men
What else is new.

>> No.18745288

>>18745223
Mori focus on the cast.

>> No.18745292

>>18745229
By stop whining like a bitch

>> No.18745293

>>18745110
It's not, she's treating moonshine and tequila as everyday sipping drinks instead of normal things like tea

>> No.18745307

>>18745229
make clips of her and hope her mom sees

>> No.18745331

>>18745188
>>18745110
she exaggerates dumbasses

>> No.18745350

>>18745307
That's evil but would probably work

>> No.18745398

>>18744574
Don't let all the hard booze fool you. Mori knows what an alcoholic is and she's totally not an alcoholic. She even went two whole days without a drink once. TWO. So you see it's very silly to think she has a problem.

>> No.18745399

>>18745307
Kys retard

>> No.18745409

>>18745331
Being sober during her monthly social media meltdowns would make them much worse.

>> No.18745464

>>18745398
> She even went two whole days without a drink once. TWO.
Truly a herculean task.

>> No.18745471

Concernfags are truly insufferable

>> No.18745494

>>18745307
Don't do it, but fuck that's a pretty good one.

>> No.18745513

>>18745471
I'm going to pour all your drankies down the drain Mori.

>> No.18745526

>>18742343
I did (her husband)

>> No.18745528

JWU why were people complaining about Mori's audio?

>> No.18745564

>>18745513
Kill yourself instead

>> No.18745588

>>18745528
Discord keeps cutting her off.

>> No.18745597

>>18745564
>>18745331
>>18745292
>>18745223
yassss kween

>> No.18745696

>>18745471
I'm not a concernfag, I think it's hilarious that she'll have withdrawal symptoms before reaching 30 and will drop dead before 40.

>> No.18745716

>>18745471
they truly are
if they think she is an actual alcoholic they are retarded

>> No.18745813

Mori...react Vtubing is the legitimate lowest point of critikal's content. He gave in..

>> No.18745820

>>18745716
2 whole days!

>> No.18745845

girlboss mori.....

>> No.18745917

>>18742343
Connor who else

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>>18745917
Remember who extended the deadline.

>> No.18746006

>>18745716
>she just drinks copious amounts of liquor all the time because she enjoys getting wasted that doesn't make her an alcoholic
Alcoholic detected

>> No.18746017

Is she okay today? There's something off. I'm getting more and more worried the longer this stream goes on.

>> No.18746064

>>18746017
She's fine.

>> No.18746080

>>18746006
>Schizo quoting the voices in his head

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>Google Scooby Snacks
>It's normal until this appears half a page down
Kek, google really tailors itself to your search history, huh?

>> No.18746109

>>18746017
It's just the scuffed microphone that's made her a bit more irked than normal again.

>> No.18746124

>>18745696
Ogey retard

>> No.18746178

>>18746080
>deflecting this hard
Alcoholic confirmed. You and Mori are both in severe need of rehab.

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>>18746081
Not really. I never searched for pot but this is what I get.

>> No.18746231

>>18746081
I did an incognito to search and it was still in the second line of results. It's not a big deal

>> No.18746354

>>18746178
Unironic retard confirmed, put a bullet in your head

>> No.18746386

>>18746354
>>18746080
>>18745564
getting this mad over it reveals a lot about you

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Concernfags get the rope

>> No.18746496

>>18746386
I just hate schizos like you

>> No.18746514

>>18746496
>s-schizo.. meds... grass...
Concession accepted

>> No.18746559

but Mori you ate fish cum and said it was good how could you not eat uni?

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Is natto good? I've wanted to try it for a long time

>> No.18746692

>>18746610
It's very divisive. You either love or hate it.

>> No.18746767

The Shinitummy...

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tummy

>> No.18746833
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Shinitummy

>> No.18746954

Mori if you wear heels, all the men become shorter

>> No.18747045

>>18746954
that's the plan

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Just a thought, but does the fact that the new app they're using came with new shades for Mori mean that everyone is getting global use accessories?

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uwaa...

>> No.18747308

I think that's one of gap moe thinks that throws me off about Mori is that she likes doing her nails I never took her for someone who would do that

>> No.18747324

>>18747107
Didn't she always have those?

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>>18747324
her old ones are less transparent

>> No.18747373

>>18747324
they're transparent now they werent before

>> No.18747375

>>18747324
Her "real" ones are way darker.

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Bros I'm not sure how to feel about our boy being such a woman...

>> No.18747460

>>18747400
yeah, I don't wanna be straight

>> No.18747466

>>18747400
I can't believe we've been watching WOMEN, absolutely disgusting

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They're exchanging hand pics

>> No.18747542

Bae's got babby hands let's goooo

>> No.18747620

Mori, send me those hand pics

>> No.18747629

And now she's flexing, dis bitch

>> No.18747683

>>18747373
they were, only a little less

>> No.18747743

>>18747683
I dont know, its pretty noticeable now

>> No.18747765

Mori you absolute madlass

>> No.18747870

why does moris mic sound so bad?

>> No.18747908

>>18747870
something with discord

>> No.18747967

>I like One Piece
>Mori likes One Piece
WE ARE

>> No.18747976

She's talking about me btw

>> No.18748028

She got fucking cucked oh my god

>> No.18748036

>>18747976
WHY DID YOU DO IT TO HER YOU BASTARD

>> No.18748065

>>18747976
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.18748072

She's just like me...

>> No.18748075

>>18748036
That's why I akasupa her now

>> No.18748079

>>18747976
Now you have to die

>> No.18748098

>>18747976
you son of a bitch

>> No.18748110

>>18747976
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>> No.18748126

>>18747976
fuck you

>> No.18748132

>Mori has a crush on someone with they/them pronouns

>> No.18748135

>>18747967
I see what you did there

>> No.18748151

>>18747976
Care to explain why you're such a faggot?

>> No.18748158

>>18747976
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Morippipipoippi...

>> No.18748202

I love when she does that laugh

>>18747976
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I WOULD NEVER

>> No.18748217

>>18748132
Yeah, us.

>> No.18748230

Remember, when a girl is open to talk about this, it means she's already moved on.

Still, thanks for the story

>> No.18748231

>>18747400
filtered by the gap moe

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>>18748151
Not really into Shinigami, y'know? More into Demons.

>> No.18748254

>>18747976
Kekbeat Prime...
>>18748233
Lol

>> No.18748271

Ghost check?

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>>18747976
Die.

>> No.18748282

>>18748233
so he was into black chicks?

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>>18748132
no wonder her collab with Kronii was so awkward...it wasn't that they needed to know each other more, but that they needed to know each other less

>> No.18748330

>>18748230
Actually important to remember. Whatever bad stuff happened, she's dealt with and found better. She doesn't mind sharing because she wants to be honest and maybe even help those who are dealing with similar. That's why "Mori is fake" is a rat you can immediately dismiss whenever it appears.

>>18748233
I want to headpat her.

>> No.18748344

>the fat rrats just got murdered today
I was unaware to even toast to that.

>> No.18748408

>>18748296
kronii has had a bf before
reps anon

>> No.18748435

>>18748132
She needs someone with proverbs tbdesu

>> No.18748597

>>18748296
Kronii is not a they/them

>> No.18748644

>>18748344
what

>> No.18748717

>>18748435
>She needs someone with proverbs
what did anon mean by this

>> No.18748733

>the chance to replace Jojo with something else
>It's Arcane

Is it okay?

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>> No.18748781

>>18748733
I heard it's good without you having to play it.
Fun fact: Mori used to play LoL with her friends but she was bad at it and her friends weren't mean about it to her and just enjoyed her being around

>> No.18748782

>>18748733
fuck no it's not okay

>> No.18748796

>>18748775
medication

>> No.18748832

>>18748781
>friends not being mean to her is such a rarity that she remembers it
Mori...

>> No.18748861

she withheld the news to announce it on stream

>> No.18748866

there you go lofi begger its finally free

>> No.18748865

FINALLY

>> No.18748867

Finally, its here

>> No.18748876

there you go for that one deabeat who wouldn't shut up about it

>> No.18748902

There you go lofi-autist

>> No.18748958
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>>18748796

>> No.18749046

>>18748796
Stop replying to old shitposts newbeat

>> No.18749130
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18749130

>>18747976
Alright bountybeats. This will be our finest hour. Moririn WILL be avenged.
Current list of suspects:
>The guy who did the intro rap on the 4Kids version of One Piece
>Mysta Rias
>Coco Kaine
>Yung Lean
>Riceman
>Omegaà
>Squad 3 Captain, Ichimaru Gin
>penguinz0
>Shao, Shady Apothecary
>Franklin the Bully Hunter (before revenge arc)
>Vox Akuma
>Fra (Ci was the other girl)
>Yung Skelly
>NateWantsToBattle
>Jonathan Antoine
>The Annoying Orange
>AO-Chan
>me

>> No.18749161

>>18749130
This guy >>18747976

>> No.18749255

>>18749130
Incestposter, You forgot about him.

>> No.18749286
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18749286

>>18749161
nice try, Cuckbeat Prime
Only the real crush would give a (You) to that faker
say your prayers, kiddo

>> No.18749309

So, what lifehack videos was she talking about?

>> No.18749315

>>18749286
What can I say, I love breaking girls hearts
That girl I was kissing? Cucked a week later too.

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18749438

>>18749315
you motherfucker

>> No.18749498

>>18749315
>gets cucked by Chad
>names her podcast after him years later
Mori the Kekbeat Prime...

>> No.18749536

>>18749130
>>18749255
and Fetusbeat.

>> No.18749828
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18749828

well, that explains her final outburst on Just Mori and the 'fuck romance' bit
...man

>> No.18749854

>Chadcast becomes ChaosHopeAtlanteanDeath
Y/N?

>> No.18749886

>>18749854
nah
nothing against gura it just would be too crowded with that many people

>> No.18749891

>>18749854
I think it would be awkward for Gura because she only talks to Mori in the group.

>> No.18749927

>>18749828
I can fix her.

>> No.18749981
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18749981

I want to drive around in my car with Mori and listen to music with her.

>> No.18749985
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18749985

>>18749315
>be me
>groom some pink-haired brat with no friends into buying the latest album
>tell her it changed your life
>move on to another bitch a week later
>go years without remembering that tomboy
>get a cushy desk job fucking everyone's secretaries all day making bank
>has to work from home because coof
>become a Hoshiyomi paypig instead
>lose passion for 2D girls because none of them seem approachable enough to seduce
>some new wigger debuts
>it's the chuuni dork from high school
>she's smoking hot and an iTunes bestseller
>gift her handbags and diamond rings but the packages get returned every time
>send them to Suisei instead with a letter asking her to tell this bitch I want back in her life
>she does
>a week later they release a cover making fun of me
>it gets 13 million views
>I will never be picrel again
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.18750022
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18750022

This image caused me to concernfag more than anything else this week. Mori why?

>> No.18750047
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18750047

>>18749828
Moricchi...

>> No.18750050

>>18750022
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

>> No.18750071

>>18750022
Wait for the next thread to restart the timeloop.

>> No.18750097

>>18749981
SIT IN MY PASSENGER SEAT
YOU TELL ME I'VE GOT TOO MUCH SPEED
AND I SHOULD SLOW
I SHOULD SLOW DOWN
but I can't

cause you drive

me wild.

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18750136

>>18749985
It all adds up now...

>> No.18750219

>>18750022
I doubt she's gonna finish the smirnoff

>> No.18750254

>>18749498
>>18749438
I have a sneaking suspicion that the person she was talking about was a female. She thought she's into reapers(girls) but she was actually into demons(boys).

>> No.18750261

>>18749981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIROWXH8xWU
>this is Mori's Mr. Brightside

>> No.18750283

>>18750254
she literally said "him"

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>>18750283
Listen, lesbeat's had a rough week. Let her have this

>> No.18750362
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>>18750312
I will not stop until every lesbeat has given up, not only on Mori, but also on life.

>> No.18750426

>>18750283
Nta but I didn't hear her specify. That being said I do think it was probably a guy....a gay guy.

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18750443

>>18750362
Nice try, but you won't become the last lesbeat so easily
Not unless you can stop the shooting star

>> No.18750448

>>18750426
>a gay guy
I wish because then she should be homophobic

>> No.18750485

>>18750443
>she say she a lesbian, girl me too

>> No.18750510

I hope the girls get access to Home3D immediately after fes and Mori uses it a lot.

>> No.18750529

>>18750448
>Is very into bisexual/gay rapper
>Didn't know if they were into shinigami or demons
yeah I'm thinking gay.

>> No.18750563

Deadbeats, you think Mori would like me if I watched all of one piece?

>> No.18750578

>>18750283
She said "looked THEM in the eyes". She was deliberately being vague but honestly it really doesn't matter anyway

>> No.18750694

Would she cry on the way back home though if the guy was just gay? I wouldn't think so.

>> No.18750726

>>18750694
women cry over dumb shit so we can't even know for sure

>> No.18750728

>>18750563
Probably, but no human has ever accomplished it so we can't know for sure

>> No.18750744

>>18750694
Yes? It would still hurt to have her hopes crushed.

>> No.18750793

>>18750022
wheres the lean

>> No.18750832

>>18750283
no she didn't she said "they" every time
mori only likes nb I guess

>> No.18750896

>>18750726
>>18750744
I'm probably just imagining it from my POV; if a girl I was good friends with and crushed on hard was kissing another girl at a party I'd definitely be heartbroken but I think I'd cope better than if it was them kissing another man.

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18750898

>>18750832
so the rrats were true
we have to kill AO

>> No.18750909

Mori only likes gay men, this makes sense.

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>>18750909
*kisses you*

>> No.18751007

>>18750898
which rrat?

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>>18750972
>>18750972
>Mori and Ame are the ones promoting all the gayposting
FUCK OFF WOMEN

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