/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How did you know I wanted Hololive to become Pomu?

Damn... Pomu loves the s*x... it's over between me and her...

don't care, didn't ask dumb holobrony, I'm Pomu

I just want some fucking game permissions.

Yea its not like Hololive had a history of baiting with sexy shit during its first year.
Not like it affected some of their girls who ONLY did that like Mel.

>>18645611
They are all whores though, only difference is that Hololive likes to pretend they are "le idols"

How does it feel to be this gay?

AVtubers were a thing before hololive though? Fuck off you literal child

>>18645611
This is what Coco wants Hololive to turn into

Christians shouldn't be allowed online

>Idol culture
You legitimately couldn't define this if you tried. Shit thread.

Haven't chubas like Marine, Mel, Choco, etc made similar jokes?

Why are holofags like this?
Ignoring their whores' "jokes" but shitting the catalog with their shitty anti-niji takes?

Does Nijisanji live rent-free in their minds?

>>18645611
>I love the sex
Yes. With me.

>>18645611

>>18645611
Who wouldn't want to give Pomu some s#x?

>>18645611
>Hololive is by far the most popular group
>If normalfags know any vtubers it's going to be Holomem
>Other group's fans are the normalfags though
lol

>>18645611
wtf she's just like me

>>18646173
Vshojo gets equal or higher CCV

Hololive as a brand is probably better-known overall but even in the West it's more likely to attract more devoted otaku compared to Vshojo's fans mostly being twitch zoomers who mostly watch live twitch streamers.

>>18645611

>>18645663
AIIIE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!

>brainwash the girls to act like whores
>brainwash
So, who's telling him?

>>18645611
>normalfags
you're the normalfag buddy.

>>18646412
Pomu the hag on the left

>>18645911
Marine never said anything about having sex ever. All she ever said was that she liked to masturbate in the morning.

>>18645611
>clipper
>blushing/lewd thumbnail
>out of context quote for extra coomerbait
>big red text in impact font
>probably a title like "Pomu said WHAT?!?"
Don't post this garbage here

>>18645611
Who was the lucky girl?

>>18646377
Hololive vs Vshojo is just r*ddit vs Twitch, both are garbage

>>18645911
Yes, they're EOPs that get no streams from HoloEN, and yes

>>18645911
holofags are all in global and splits
the catalog gets the schizos and the newfags

>>18645611
To be one million percent fair, I'm pretty sure the Holos enjoy sex too, they just don't talk about it as much.

>>18646803
>global
Global is a shitfest lol.

>>18646803
>the catalog gets the schizos and the newfags
but global is where they go, lol

If I wanted to listen to unfunny women make unfunny jokes about sex I'd just go to open mic night at a local comedy club.

>>18646547
>Uber driver SUCKED ME OFF???

>>18646994
>>18647086
seethe harder
you'll always be the byproducts of that thread

>>18646479
Guess what? Neither did Pomu in this clip.
She said "we like the sex" in reference to an anime character being hot, before immediately realizing that came out wrong and being embarrassed.

>>18647272
but no one's seething, anonchama

After the mafumafu fiasco, I find these bait threads even funnier.

>>18647356
Nijisanji is famous for being a bunch of whores. It'a not just the one in the OP, I've seen other clips of them being whores in the past. Keep that kind of thing the hell away from Hololive please.

>>18646638
>girl

>>18647086
>the newfags go in the entity that was created earlier and is less visible for an outsider
bizzare logic

>>18646638
Kiara

>>18647529
Hoshikawa is besties with Haachama

>>18646803
Holofags aren't necessarily fans of or people that like to watch Hololive, Holofags are all of the fags that showed up in 2020+ because of Holo and are the cancerous reason /vt/ needed to be made.

>>18648403
Yeah, they're such besties they never stream together lmao deluded nijifag

>>18648420
why aren't you on /jp/ then?

>>18645758
"a thing" is an exaggeration

>>18645611
>Worked with Nijisanji after all.
Since when ? sounds pretty based to me

fantastic thread, you hit a real home run with this one, i rate it a 10/10

God I want to SEX Pomu

>what i get from this thread
Pomu is pretty cute
clipfags are cancer
the catalog is a cesspool

>>18648420
So most Nijifags are Holofags?

>>18648489
https://youtu.be/ulyIk1mfvj4
>holofags don't even watch their own chuubas

>>18645854
Of course. The only people who actually bring up “idol culture” in these threads are either talking out their asses or parroting whatever distorted, outdated, third-hand info they’ve heard.
>>18646547
I’m guessing this is the Niji equivalent of “red letters, black outline”?
>>18647086
And the ones too schizo for even /hlgg/ and /#/ flood the catalog instead.

>>18645611
Nice cope, but consider this
https://fapster.xxx/videos/132578/hololive-at-its-peak-full-ver/

>>18649320
I wonder if these people even watch vtubers at all and aren't just addicted to shitposting and dramafagging.

>>18646638
Obviously, a female gachikoi who worked up the courage to confess her feelings towards Pomu.

Pomu has a gross hag voice

>>18649685
Hahah... imagine if Pomu's gross hag voice had been properly couple with a hag model... with long legs... and big tits... and child-birthing hips... and a massive ass... that would be pretty funny, right? Haha...

>>18649558
It’s a catalog bait thread, they’re all like that.

>>18649685
you were today years old when you learned you were gay.

>>18645611
The only Pomu content I have seen was her two MGR streams, but I enjoyed those.
That might just be because MGR is a phenomenal game, though.

>>18650297
She made it pretty fun.

>>18646479
???????

>>18650297
MGR is overrated as fuck. I played fifteen minutes of it, fought some giant robot, didn't even know wtf I was doing half the time and it was boring a fuck. Never touched it again after that.

>>18645611
Whores are just Americanized gfe

>>18646107
stupid sexy pomu

>>18650401
Yeah, sounds like you're a retard, bro.

>>18647990
>Doesn't know about Pomu's maid molesting adventures

>>18651190
Im gonna go on a Pomu molesting adventure

>>18652735
Not before me.

Norm/Newfags just want Hololive to become generic Twitch thot streamers

>>18645611

>>18657682
>I want Hololive to do this and that.
>Why don't you watch *insert others companies and indies here*. They do this and that.
>NOOOOOOOOO I want Holo!!
Every fucking time.

>>18645725
>2 piece bikinis for Gen 0 through 2
>Roboco literally naked from debut(given a top in early 2019)
>flirty interaction with male chuubas up until Gen 3 debut
Hololive changed a lot by 2019.

>>18645611
Idol culture is literally whore culture, you fags just won't acknowledge it because it brainwashes you into the gfe

>>18645663
cringe

>>18645611
This is a Sm00thie clip, isn't it?

>>18648795
Pomu thighs *chef kiss*

>>18646382
jesas

>>18645611
How can there be 80 posts and not a single link to the clip?

>>18660328
This is a Pomu thread.

>>18646638
Douki-chan.

>>18658717
>flirty interaction with male chuubas up until Gen 3 debut
In your deluded head maybe.

>>18645611
Is Pomu the one missing a tit?

>>18645611
I love the s#x
and I'm pomu

>>18645611
But Nijisanji is better than Hololive so what's the problem?

>>18649523
Holo girls get the worst of the coomerbait clippers honestly, but pretty much any clipper just does this now instead of just uploading the clip without clickbaiting it for cumbrained losers