/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for Mio-sha!

SLOPPY BLOWJOB FROM MIO-MAMA

>>1664785
I want to do something that's legal and encouraged by the Japanese government with Mio.

>>1664785
Best thread on this board.
>Tsunomaki Watame
Thank you for adding the sheep hag.

>>1665744
I wasn't the OP of the previous thread, but I remember seeing your request. You're welcome.

>This hag will never tease you by touching your dick with her feet to make you loose at a 1v1 COD match.
WHY DO I EVEN LIVE I WANT TO KMS

>>1665887
Cosplayer is too young, do not want.

Cute fun dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkPEfhRiy9k

>>1664785
Wait, GUNDO IS A HAG?

Will Mio be my mommy gf if I ask kindly enough and give her enough money?

>>1665979
What if the hag is inside?

Miosha and Friend!

>>1666192
And a groomer.

>>1665881
I'm not the previous Watame anon, but thank you nonetheless.

>>1664785
wait what, Watame is a hag? proof??

>>1667060
Some other anon probably knows her roommate, I only added her because it was requested in the previous thread. If it turns out they're wrong, we can remove her in the future.

>>1668631
There is a channel that is posting everyones's roomnmate, will check that and her roomnmate to verify the info

>>1665881
I am the Watamate from the last thread and thanks
>>1667060
I can't show you proof for obvious reasons but of the holos with 100% confirmed ages she's the second oldest

stop jacking off to hags

>>1668674
which channel?

seriously i love hearing taiga mio stories. that fucking cat intrigues me

>>1668691
weird, she really doesnt act like a hag, also i dont watch her streams regularly tho

>>1668735

>>1668674
She's 33 and I've seen the roommate tweets to prove it
>>1668907
She's not on the level of Mio but she can act very motherly and I've noticed her reference 90's stuff quite a few times

>>1668735
I can't stop anymore.

>tfw no Western nerd hag gf to watch anime and play vidya with
Goddamn I wish I wasn't born too early to enjoy when these are mainstream. There are no weeb hags

>>1671148
Does Okayu love being groomed by hags or does she actually groom them herself?

>>1671263
Well, judging from the pair rings announcement and the latest okakoro stream it looks more and more that Okayu is the one doing the grooming

>>1671263
>>1674747
This is a strangely endearing idea. Gives me mental images of Okayu trying to teach the hags how to be young, hip, and cool.

And they're constantly embarrassing themselves/Okayu along the way.

>>1671263
Okayu is very clearly the groomer. Korone is a strong, independent woman but she is quite pussy-whipped.

>>1666192
Anon, there's no fuckin' way you thought she got that bodycount all in the space of only a few years.

TEETH

>>1668735
My love for hags is stronger than you Taiga

Botan mommy

>>1677940
It seems weird someone over thirty being THAT thirsty

Women born in the late 80s and early 90s are considered hags?

>>1670657
>There are no weeb hags

>>1680060
The cutoff is 30, anon. Born 1991 or earlier.

>>1678159
I will use my large male genitalia to make babies with Miosha!

>Mio thread died when I was asleep
I hate this board

>>1685972
wait until her utawaku in 2 hours and make a new one

>>1680928
Who is this? Her glasses appeal to my interests.

>>1668735
TAIGA HATE!!
SHUT UP FURBALL YOU DONT KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT CUDDLING WITH MIOSHA

>>1685972
Even though chuubas have a dedicated board, the global hololive thread still murders threads by making like 5 new ones every time they run out of space. We'll need a vt-general board in a few months time

>>1685972
>>1691453
It was at bump limit thought, also she's online now https://youtu.be/XgbPWoNn4mU

So did Mio mention what was worrying her last night?

>>1691589
Such a wonderful voice to wake up to

Crying Mio...

>>1691873
She broke a plate she had fond memories of.

>>1692346
I hope it wasn't a heirloom from her grandma.

>>1664785

Marine isn't a hag?

>>1692444
Do your archive reps anon... the last thread is even linked in the OP.

>>1664785
Who is the most ara ara chuuba on youtube right now?

>>1688696
It's Alker. Aka Stalker or St. Alker. She is an artist chuuba who mostly plays indie and retro games where she can suffer for our amusement. She's also a certified 30-year-old hag as of her birthday back in February. The glasses aren't typical, she just drew them for that one costume. She changes costumes a lot, and can even transform into a forklift for reasons.
https://files.catbox.moe/2tjtl6.mp4

>>1691453
That and a dozen threads for each EN at all times especially K*ara
>>1691589
The old one hit the bump limit so I made a new one which got a few replies then died overnight. If no one else makes another I'll try again in a bit

Mio mama!!!! MIO MAMA!!!!!!!!!

>>1692755
Forgot to link her channel. I see Koopa in the OP, maybe Alker can make it too. She's currently on vacation, though she'll be back soon.
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

>>1692444
She isn't, she's ironically near the median age of all the hololive members. She seems to have trouble coping with the fact that she'll be a hag soon.

What is the first Capcom game that Mio is going to stream?

>>1692975
She just had a fantastic stream. That singing was an absolute blessing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgbPWoNn4mU

>>1695054
I love this hag (beautiful woman)

Is Towa a hag? She sounds like one.

>>1696417
No, she's pretty young, but a chain smoker.

>>1664785
>true hag unity
im thinking this is based

>>1693018
>>1692755
Thanks. I'll check her out when she returns. Hopefully better than most EN Hags.

After watching recent Shuba Mio horror kusoge, yt suggested me this one that happened an eternity ago and Mio is so cute it's unbearable.
https://youtu.be/uSiGHBuumQI?t=4787

>>1696534
Towa is smoking? No dignity

>>1698305
Blessed Fubuki knew we all wanted to hear her waifu screaming in horror.

>>1696534
DONTA

>>1698305
This is the one where she gets mad at Subaru for trying to scare her, it's my favorite

>>1701470
I love how Mio is always depicted as having huge milkers.

>>1701555
As it should be

>>1698446
>>1696534
Stop slandering Towa or Cover WILL sue (You)!

>>1696583
Hoping this becomes a regular general from here on out, that's why I changed it from just "Hag Thread".

I want Okayu to tell me her secrets of hag whispering.

>>1679556
Anon, do your biology reps. Females become hornier with age and engage in grooming

>>1696534
DONTA

>>1701555
Imagine what they'd look like during pregnancy.

>>1705843
Exactly why older women are better.

>>1664785
>tfw you will never wake up after a hot night of impregnating your hag wolf wife as she lays on your chest and sleeps peacefully while you hold her and stroke her long black hair
pain-peko

mommies

I want to become the hags' dekachin boytoy!

>>1664785
Where's Nui?

My friend is a hag?

>>1664785
Isn't Luna technically a holo-hag? Her roommate's estimated age is somewhere near Korone's

>>1729766
The roommate age is part of it but it also depends on what hag qualities the character has, and other than a love of retro games Luna has none

Just watched Fubuki's last HK stream.
She got into the Basin through the tramway (kino entrance) and beat Broken Vessel on just her third try without using spells. Not bad.
Chat cancer was fucking unbearable today though, jesus fucking christ.

>>1734743
fair enough

>>1734743
What are 'hag qualities'?

>>1729766
no. shes not even close to hag

what breed is taiga again?

>>1729766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5f8dgORJk

>>1664785
check >1722806

>>1742409
>>1722806 *

>>1734743
MRR did...

all are almost hags...

>>1750092
Ogayu has a long way to go still but she'll make a mighty fine hag when she does

>>1664785
tummy.

This thread needs more Fubuki

>>1742409
>>1742450
OP here, I'm actually the guy who requested that one. I was so happy with how the story came out.

>>1738770
a fat cat.

>>1772034
what's in the pot?

>>1776105
Taiga

>>1762198
always laugh when i see this picture.

>>1738770
>>1777595
Can somebody explain the Mio cheese meme? I missed its conception and now feel like I'm missing out on something very fun.

>>1671263
korone groomed okayu originally. when korones voice actor got fired for the smoking incident and the new one arrived, the company told her that her and okayu are a bit of an item. okayu looking to reclaim her sexuality and prove to herself that she wasnt groomed and infact wanted the relationship decided to reverse groom the new korone voice actor. its a common behavior in rape victims to try and psychologically justify their inaction and powerlessness during the sexual abuse by tricking themselves into thinking they wanted it from the start. thats why you see rape victims stay in contact with their abusers. anyways after this controversy korones second voice actor got fired and now okayu is forbidden from any physical contact with the new korone voice actor. she still stays in touch with the original korone, i believe they are dating irl.

>>1664785
Original picture.

>>1785434
Remember what they took from you

>>1778046
wheeze, sounds like cheese?

>>1778046
cheese haha

Post pregnant hags

I listened to AsaMio on the way home from work. I almost didn't make it. 10/10 would do it again though. COMFY LOVE

Sorry if it has been already asked, but isn't Choko a hag?

>>1796325
Somewhat surprisingly she's not, she is a cake though

>>1785434
Her tits look pretty small here

I'm glad to be a filthy EOP because otherwise mama Mio would take my life savings

>>1798166
They have to hold her power back a bit sometimes

>>1785657
huh?

>>1665887
>Cosplayer
Gross
Also why the fuck is that photo flipped vertically
>>1666235
You're supposed to be inside of hag, not to hag to be inside of someone

>>1690091
>chink slave is in the gif
Delet it

>>1798410
micro hand

>>1676021
I'm sure there's a freudian explanation for Okayu seeking motherly/big sister figures in her life.

Koopa's rotten eggs!

>Shizuka Rin

Wait, what? What evidence is she a hag?

>>1809773
Mostly rrats rather than anything definite afaict but her roommate has been streaming for a long time

Is Okayu the ultimate hag appreciator?

Koopa isn't a hag but she has the life expectancy of one.

>>1696534
She's really not that young she's like 28. I wouldn't consider her a hag but I also wouldn't consider 33 a hag either.

Why are hags built for sex?

>>1817733
Because you're a degenerate

I'm glad Mio gets a lot of fanart

>>1817733
Hags are for handholding and sex in the cowgirl position

>>1819887
>cowgirl position
Absolutely disgusting, do you really want all your cum to fall out of their womb? Mating press is the absolute best but otherwise missionary

>>1820068
>he doesn't know
Despite what hentai shows you, semen doesn't flood the womb when you blow your load.

>>1693475
I refuse to believe

The thirsty hag aura is what makes her so hot

Watch Botan being very cute in a classic game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ364CPozlE

>>1822441
Marine is getting close to the hag age. She used to hate the idea of it, but fans are slowly helping her understand that they'll still love her no matter what.

We need to show Marine some hag love!

How old is Marine?

>>1822612
Somewhere in the Christmas cake range - between 25 and 30

>>1822274
>he doesn't ejaculate at pressures exceeding a power washer

>>1822274
>semen doesn't flood the womb when you blow your load.
do your kegel reps anon

>>1822612
~28

>>1785657
Ogey

>>1822996
Actually no exercise will fix this. The amount of seed in one's insemination is proportionally related to the hag's desperation in having your child before it's too late.

>>1668691
I thought the lion-fox-wolf predator trio were the oldest of the bunch

>>1785657
Now that's what I call a dumb rrat

>>1830365
Fox is in her late 20s. But close enough for me. She acts very mature behind her baka facade.

>>1830478
iirc she's married

>>1830365
Lion and dog are most likely older than sheep but there's no definite proof for those two that I'm aware of. Fox's exact age is pretty unclear, just a general consensus that she qualifies as a hag because of how long she's been streaming and because there's 10 year old tweets talking about her drinking (legal drinking age is 20 in Japan and underage drinking is severely frowned on)

>>1822274
i don't know anon, that one KFP begs to differ...

>>1830499
Only thing I've seen about that was a doxtuber who loved starting drama. When asked about his source, he wouldn't give it. Then a whole bunch of people started making the claim.

Personally, I want her to have someone to make her happy but all the rumours about her personal life seem very suspect at best.

>>1816527
This how in the fuck is 30 a hag fucking 40+ is hag status

>>1750074
This hag is pretty based

>>1786888
Eh, her swimsuit model isn't that dangerous compared to the other girls, I'd reckon she would have no problem with YT on doing another stream with it.


That being said. A summer 3D Ukelele stream with that model on a Hawaiian styled beach as the background would reach unimaginable levels of WANT.

>>1819701
I am too, she deserves it

>>1830478
Fox clears the thread’s meme age requirements

>>1664785
>Koopa
>hag
No wonder she gets so emotional about children

>>1832638
I wish there was a hag like her when I was in high school.

>>1664785
Is any of the hag in this list in their mid-40s like pic related?
Or better yet, older than that?

if mio is a hag how come she's cute

>>1851293
>current list
not yet

>>1851519
Because hags are cute

I want to fuck a hot hag!

All the female teachers in high school, middle school, and even elementary school that turned me on.

Why couldn't I be one of those lucky bastards who get to fuck one of their attractive teachers?

Why is life so cruel?

>>1851293
Botan is extremely close, some sources say she turns 40 this year.

>>1851688
>Why is life so cruel?
hey at least you had teachers that turned you on, others haven't been so fortunate

Hi. I like korone and rushia.

stop jacking off to hags

>>1859918
I'm sorry Taiga, I can't let you interfere with The Plan.

>>1859532
Based, hag and lolihag unity

Can't masturbate to women I want to impregnate, it feel dirty

>>1860213
Use those urges to power up your reps and lifts, and become the ideal husband for your hag!

>>1860165
Korone is cute, ok... but I've a weird addiction to rushia screams

>>1859918
TAIGA HATE

>>1859918
Do it Taiga, you don't have the balls.

How do I marry a cute hag?

https://youtu.be/ePsgunTe78I

>>1868565
Step 1: Be Japanese
Step 2: Find hag
Step 3: Overcome your racial debuff of shit taste

>>1868565
Be interesting enough to entertain 30k+ people while playing Apex

>>1868565
1. Find a cute girl
2. Date her
3. Marry her
4. Wait
5. Creampie your hag wife daily

>>1664785
Too old.

>>1879016
you mean not old enough

Give me the rundown on Noel. Is she a hag? At the very least, is she a cake?

>>1882416
Not even a cake yet, although she will be soon, she's the youngest of her gen

>>1882457
Damn. She has serious hag vibes, especially during her ASMR streams.

>>1882489
she doesn't though, the zoomer seeps out of her

>>1778046
Mio got Taiga from a somewhat famous cat breeder from Wisconsin and almost named them cheese which she is glad she didn't thus the laughter

>>1860213
In all seriousness, how many holos have actually been pregnant? Is it just Aki and Korone?

>>1884195
Go Go Taiga!

>>1884195
Why does Mio love so much this piece of shit?

>>1887188
even pieces of shit can be loving

>>1887188
Because Taiga is based and dabs on seething haters like you

>>1887188
I don't actually mind but cat people are for sure infected with the parasite that affects their behaviour

>>1887188
Because nobody cummed in her womb to give her a child so like all lonely middle aged women she projects all her motherly instincts on a cat that can't properly accept it

>>1882457
how old is pekora?

>>1742450
>>1762089
That was a work of art, god damn.

>>1887411
Roughly a year older than Noel

>>1887407
So you trying to say that if I put a child into that womb, She will get rid of that shitty cat?

>>1889000
only one way to know tripanon

>>1889000
>>1891386
You know what you must do.

wake me up when mio streams planet coaster again

>>1891386
>>1893890
Iin 2 years I Will apply for scholarship in Japan, I Will find her and fuck her after telling her My feelings, and for last i Will kick that cat and put a leash on it while Mio streams

Why is Rushia not listed as a hag? She's older than Flare.

>>1785657
anon what the fuck are you talking about?

>>1900055
Anons made a fuss because Rushia didn't emit hag energy.

>>1664785
>not Aki, Coco, AZKi and Luna

Do you roommate reps

>>1901834
>Aki
>Azki
I don't think these two qualify.
>Coco
Wrong energy.

POV: you snuck into a bakatare rehearsal

>>1908654
Imagine the smell...

>>1911527
what do japanese hags smell like

>>1911527
bad, 100% fubuki smells like a crazy cat ladyand flare has serious nigger smell vibes

>>1911588
>crazy cat lady
but she's a fox

>>1911588
First off, Fubuki smells like otaku, not cat. Secondly, Flare smells like a human-elf halfbreed who is a sex slave to a female knight. Both cases are 100% accurate to their lifestyles.

>>1912573
Watame canonically smells like a sheep, but she did say the other day that her belly button smells like honey

>>1912593
Sounds more like a bear. Or maybe a bear seasoned her with honey. Either way, that's hot.

>>1911572
like my cum

>>1833497

Yeah I'm going to need this stream

Dumb question but, why is Botan considered a hag? is it because of her tone of voice?

>>1918328
because she's one of the oldest holos

>>1664785
>watame
>hag
what

>>1918328
Because She's old and also has chill hag energy

>>1918628
>he doesn't know

https://youtu.be/TYgOlqinH7A

>>1920013
this is nice.

>>1919178
clearly I don't, retard

>>1921612
Read the thread anon, someone posted her age

>>1669423
>watame is 33
proofs are required anon

>>1921704
I can't post that here but just google 角巻わため 中の人 and you'll find the tweets on any of the sites you find

>>1918328
she's literally the oldest holo

>>1922014
isn't that contested between her and poruka

>>1922110
Nobody really knows how old the clown is, her roommate has been active for longer than anyone but that means nothing because the second longest is Noel and she started when she was 12

>>1922226
>she started when she was 12

>>1922014
is she seriously older than crazy hag dog?

>>1922232
and she was already a D-cup by then apparently...

>>1664785
Isn't Mel 30 now and isn't Choco in her 30s?

>>1922976
pretty sure Choco is older side of cake

>>1922976
No and no
>>1923436
She's far younger than people think, she wasn't even a cake when she joined Hololive

>>1922776
Her roommate allegedly turns 40 this year or next year.

>>1922776
Mio's older than that

>>1924900
>ywn have a cute hag wife carrying you at the games and laughing at how fucking bad you are
pain peko

>>1925443
>you think you're going to school Botan in a game of Counter-Strike
>she wipes the floor with you every round with the smuggest of looks on her face
>she gives you headpats after the game is over and promises you she's going to help you git gud

I'll never get to experience this.

I wanna play Unreal Tournament 99 with Botan, i bet she's a fun opponent and i think she'd enjoy an old-school western shooter

>>1664785

I want to impregnate a harem of holohags

I want to impregnate Fubuki

>>1942367
Under Islam a man is allowed up to 4 wives, which 4 hags would you choose for your harem /hag/?

>>1942459
Good heavens...only four?

TAIGA

Koopa boomer mommy

>>1942459
I'd rather be Mormon

>>1942459
Korone, Mio, Flare, Choco(if You don't take her as a Hag yet) then Botan.
and yes, i know their roomnmates

Did that Maths game on her Switch confirm Korone has a kid? I'm not big into roommate shit. I just know she's like 35.

>>1956254
No, it's a joke that she's dumb or brushing up on math. She probably bought it just for that one gag. There's no way she'd use her personal switch for streaming either.

>>1668735
No.

>>1956254
The rrat is that she quit streaming to get married around 2014 and the game is meant for 12 year olds. And bastard kids and their mothers are still heavily looked down upon in Japan so it's highly unlikely she had a kid 12 years ago

I saw fubuki is playing my favorite autistic game tomorrow and I am pumped

>>1884195
Taiga is pretty cute though

You're going to hell, George.

>>1962756

>>1668735

>>1962581
cat paws typed this

>>1884195
I like Mio's irritated face.

>>1668735
Yes

No hags in holo ID?

>>1970776
ID hags are boomer through and through

>>1970776
Reine?

>>1970776
Reine meets the age requirements (just) and her design is pretty hag-like, not sure about her personality since I don't watch her though

Guys why does she have middle school math learning on her switch? Is the rrat true about her having kids?

>>1972159
If she had a kid in the first year of middle school she would've started streaming when she had a newborn, there's no way

>>1972159
god i wish

>>1972159
My rrat is that Korone never grown up, and like to play literal kids games to feel young

A>Pochi maru only has 31 years
>She aready has that mommy energy
>The female MC onee san of her 11chapter doujin looks like her avatar
>Probably looks like her on real life
I WANT TO FUCK POCHI SENSEI IN 5 YEARS

>>1972159
Korone already gets Alzheimers and has to play kids games to not slip

>>1974741
I've been trying to find lewds of Pochi as a vtuber but its always her books that come up.

>>1974794
You guys gotta read this, it's so fucking adorable

>>1974889
>Keeps pushing the deal about her being old
Seriously, dude...

>>1972159
No, the dates don't add up

>>1974810
Pochi cannot be your waifu but she can make a waifu for you!

Where does Choco stand on Hag scale?

>>1980417
Cake

>>1980624
I'd like a piece

Morning Mio is delicious

>>1972159
It's another "accidental" revel gag. Like the time her browser tabs were full of torture tips.

>>1985456
The search history was a joke but Korone is definitely into that shit

You had Italian Mio, now you have Mexican Mio.

>>1980624
lesser but by no means bad

>>1980417
Why is she so unpopular anyway?

>>1989419
She was focused on ASMR until YT-kun started cracking down on it and hasn't gotten a new niche

>>1989592
However, she's clearly doing fine, because she has a billion fucking ASMRs on Hololive's voice collection. She probably makes bank on them. They're good, and I don't even like ASMR.

>>1990687
They're short, and they have idol-tier prices.
She gets most of her income from these 30 guys who've been volunteering alimony-level money for the chance at a real-life meetup/date.

>>1664785
Newfag, what is considered a hag? Doubt many are past late 20's. Also, anybody have sauce on this animation that mio has in the beginning of her streams?

>>1991154
Hag age is debated occasionally, some people say it's 25+ and some say it's 30+

>>1991154
Depends on the culture you ascribe to. It's generally based on the culture's threshold for "this woman should be married by now". In Japan, it's almost universally a firm 25, but in Burgerland, it could be 30 or even 40 depending on who you ask.
Basically, if they're old enough that dating college students might be weird, they're definitely in "hag" territory.

>>1991154
Over 25 is a cake, over 30 is a hag and over 45 is an old bag.

>>1991154
>>1738893

>>1991154
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4191137

So, how old is Mio? Around 30?
And Flare is also a hag?

>>1992608
30+ for both. Its the minimum meme age

>>1991154
Hag is 30+ and have to act like one

>>1992781
I see

>>1992608
35 and 32 respectively

>>1992521
Thank you

Goodbye hag thread

>>1956254
>>1956911
A probable answer is that she might be playing with a niece/nephew or another relative's kid.

>>1991154
>Doubt many are past late 20's
Anon....

>>1998153
Hope that kid doesn't get hurt